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@@alphacris4314 people are hating on him? The comments that I see are mostly just troll comments just joking around, I don’t see anyone who genuinely hates this guy
@@TheAlienHasArrived well they are technically hating on him calling him stupid for not knowing a few things and someone also said he has a small brain.
Sam is the type of guy to be the type of guy. In all seriousness I look forward to Sam’s videos and he’s one of the most relatable RUclipsrs I’ve watched.
7:25 I RUFUSE TO BELIEVE SAM IS 7 FEET TALL. First time I learned his height he was 6’4, which was like 2-4 months ago, may have been a year, and now he’s 7 FEET??
For some reason in America they just love to make the gap of the bathroom stalls so wide. I’ve been to many other countries and only America does this.
5:17 my school had career day and there was this one worker that gave us rubber bands that said some motivational quote or whatever, but on the back you could read do epic $h!t and then was confiscated later. I was one of the only people to get that and sold it for $10
1:51 the bathrooms at my preschool were worse (don’t ask how I remember this when it was over a decade ago). At my preschool the bathrooms for us children at glass walls so everyone in the preschool could see in if you chose the stall next to the wall, there were no doors so whoever walks past sees you doing your business and the dividers between stalls were only like 1.5metres tall. Alongside this, one of the preschool teachers would be watching you do all your business
@@Cheese_Bacon2 He literally just said his opinions on Sam and his videos, because he enjoys them, which is something YOU NPCs won't ever be able to do, because YOU'RE the actual NPC here.
2 floors allows for more capacity, when I ride on amtrak I usually go to the top floor cause the cafe cart is on the middle cart on the top section, and the restroom is by the entrance just under or next to the stairs (depending on the cart) but anyways I like trains with 2 floors
Sam is the type of guy to say about him getting arrested while eating grilled chicken on a yacht rich as the directory board thing of a company because of a sign that 'says' "fat forever'
At 5:37 when he talked about the crab that says “you have cancer” it’s like that bc the cancer in Hebrew means “sartan” and it also mean crab so that’s why it’s lys like that in 5:37
Игры
I like how Sam made up an entire life story from looking at a design fail 😅 3:06
Edit: but he will never explain what happened at the end 😢
was just thinking that 😂
I could not stop laughing
😂😂😂
I was about too post the Exact same post 😂😂😂
Lol
7:04 is definitely the best part of the video
Definitely
5:09 this is the first time I’ve witnessed Sam laughing and that caught me off guard
What I was thinking
ikr
With Sams small brain, and his editors funny, they make for a perfect humorous duo
Underrated comment
the editor has such a personality
Sams not dumb just an independent thinker😂
“his editors funny” 💀
@@zkproductions4351💀
I like how the bathroom door isn’t transparent, but just the part covering the toilet lol
clever janitor friendly design. discourages people from using it and consequently making less of a mess so the bathroom stays cleaner
@@RafaelMunizYT that’s good and all but there isn’t any privacy
@@RafaelMunizYTIt just encouraged me to poop on the floor in front of the door where it’s not transparent so I could still have privacy
3:28 what da hell
🙄😒
Editor had me dying at 7:05 lmaooo
“If you’re 7 feet tall, which I am…” stop lying, Sam
I mean it's always possible. 🤷
7 feet tall as in human feet
LMAO
Nah Sam literally said a few vids ago that he was 6’4”
@@goodsongs5262 Maybe he grew 8 inches in 2 days. 😱
"This is a healthy yacht" meanwhile there's explosions going off lol
What the heck is he even saying!?!?!?? 3:12
Bro like you don't understand anything
2:40 “don’t drive safely”
Hehe
It also says don't DIE safely
@@5starcreepypastasHAAHAHH
btw its supposed to say "do drive safely, don't die"
@@Calvin.Elephants i know i was making a joke :)
Sam told us he was 6’4, now he’s 7 feet? Lol
He jokes about it every time. I don't think he's even 6'4.
@@Fluctlight hes 5'11 he said it on a tiktok
I think he's 17'3
No way he is that shredded and is 7 feet
he grew 👍
“And BAM everything blows up John Wick style”
Sambucha
6:35 It’s like a game that has no placement restrictions
I like how Sam creates a whole fantasy where he takes over fat forever
Fr though
2:46 bros making a story out of this 😂😂
8:24 dude 💀 💀 💀
can't stop laughing
"I can't breathe."
"Have a glass of water?"
Google Assistant watched too much SpongeBob.
"Crisscross, apple sauce" -Adult Sambucha 2023
Sam is the type of guy to insult 'fat' people and get no hate, What a W
🤓
@@Normieguy911 🤓
@@Normieguy911🤓
Tbh if you can't fit through a goddamn door it's a problem and idk how you eat so much to be overweight 😂
@@CigiFlow-nb1vq literally
2:59 literally my dreams
💀💀💀💀
Lol
💀💀💀💀
The editor going in on him with the door killed me 😂😂😂😂
0:11 His editor wants to laugh at Sam but also not get fired 😂
7:00 nahh this was purposefully designed for limbless people... the designers got them brains 🧠
Bro planned his whole future life in one video
this is arguably one of the best long form sambucha vids that weren't carried by his amazing editor, sambucha was just feeling comedic and smart today
3:20 You what?! 😂
Come
@@its.me3738 you don’t get it
He got carried away with the FatForever one 😂
Sam is a marketing genius as well. He says controversial things and then the comment section calls him out and he gets free publicity
2:54 bro planned his whole life💀💀
💀🗿🔥😊
7:25; Bro, r u sure that ur really smart!??!!? HOW DO U NOT NOTICE THE DOORKNOB!??!?!
When he went into detail into being a millionaire, he had no emotion 😂
“Enjoy.”
SAM WE ARENT ENJOYING WE ARE STRUGGLING
fun fact: small commercial planes which only have 1 seating floor have either a basement or a top floor with a lounge for the crew
""You found the toilet paper, congrats! You get to wipe them now""💀💀
For all the smart and logistical thinking Sam does it’s sad that he makes one mistake and he gets blamed for a week or smth
This is so true he hasn’t done anything wrong and these guys are hating on him so badly.
@@alphacris4314 people are hating on him? The comments that I see are mostly just troll comments just joking around, I don’t see anyone who genuinely hates this guy
@@TheAlienHasArrived well they are technically hating on him calling him stupid for not knowing a few things and someone also said he has a small brain.
@@alphacris4314 it’s a joke. He appreciates every comment I’m sure. This isn’t weeny hut junior
They be asking to get nerd emojis cause they think they’re so smart. LOL.
I didn’t even think it was possible to make The FatForever story dramatic lol
4:17 the facts the toilet paper is set the wrong way makes it worse
Bro created a whole john wick movie from a fitness center design fail.
Sambucha is the perfect guy to watch while doing a project 😅
03:20 i'm sorry, i do what??
Sam's logic is pure gold 😂
@5:55 $8.48 for an abortion is an unbelievably good price. I'm gonna need to know where this is at.
‘Do u call it a pair of chopsticks’ HELP
This mans editor needs to get a raise
🤔
Sam is the type of guy to be the type of guy.
In all seriousness I look forward to Sam’s videos and he’s one of the most relatable RUclipsrs I’ve watched.
🧢
6:50 3 people, I know a person who doesn’t talk to anyone, doesn’t listen to anyone and sits like that
Sam is the type of guy to deliver pizza.
I love how he made excuses for everything
balls, Bals ballz?
What @@dddripz
7:25
I RUFUSE TO BELIEVE SAM IS 7 FEET TALL. First time I learned his height he was 6’4, which was like 2-4 months ago, may have been a year, and now he’s 7 FEET??
That's what I'm saying 😭
He said he was 6’4 like 2 days ago
fr
Bro he’s lying
Do you not get the joke
None of these bathroom fails more than the Bathrooms in full metal jacket.
The janitor gets revenge he needs people to learn to clean their own mess lol but FR
Sam really gives me the 2016 to 2018 RUclips vibes
And I'm not complaining
Petition for Sam to react to comments starting with
'Sam is the type of guy '
2:56 he just made a whole story lol
2:07 in Australia,our trains have second floors. There you go.
Not in Victoria, which state does?
@@ghost_GHOST_ghost- nsw :)
Thx
Same with Toronto at least on the train I go on sometimes
@@crystalandmax I live in NSW!
6:03 💀💀💀💀
For some reason in America they just love to make the gap of the bathroom stalls so wide. I’ve been to many other countries and only America does this.
Bro this was too funny, we need a part 2
2:46 When Sam gets a little too invested
Sam must admit that the design fails are FAILS!
Sam is the type of guy to make a video of design fails to learn from other's mistakes
3:04 this was an absolute roller coaster. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, peak entertainment.
When the sign said “don’t drive” he missed “Do n’t die vr”
5:17 my school had career day and there was this one worker that gave us rubber bands that said some motivational quote or whatever, but on the back you could read do epic $h!t and then was confiscated later. I was one of the only people to get that and sold it for $10
8:26
It says PEDO and also EDP. Fitting.
1:51 the bathrooms at my preschool were worse (don’t ask how I remember this when it was over a decade ago). At my preschool the bathrooms for us children at glass walls so everyone in the preschool could see in if you chose the stall next to the wall, there were no doors so whoever walks past sees you doing your business and the dividers between stalls were only like 1.5metres tall. Alongside this, one of the preschool teachers would be watching you do all your business
2:54 Reminds me of "You. Me. Gas station."
Sams videos never fail to make my day better. Keep up the great work sam and good job on 5m subs
Sam never fails to entertain us; thanks Sam
Npc comment
@@Cheese_Bacon2 literally calling me an npc is something only nps do bro what 💀
@@Cheese_Bacon2 He literally just said his opinions on Sam and his videos, because he enjoys them, which is something YOU NPCs won't ever be able to do, because YOU'RE the actual NPC here.
@@Cheese_Bacon2L
@@Cheese_Bacon2are you dum
2:58 when Sam's specific weird scenario going wild
2:56 bro just created a whole movie idea in seconds
3:50 water actually has air in it, by drinking water you get full because of its air
Yeah h2o o is oxygen
@@Coolboii783-ge7pe yes that's what I was saying. Thank you for pointing that out.
@@viengkhamlicenik your welcome
2 floors allows for more capacity, when I ride on amtrak I usually go to the top floor cause the cafe cart is on the middle cart on the top section, and the restroom is by the entrance just under or next to the stairs (depending on the cart) but anyways I like trains with 2 floors
THE THUMBAIL GOT ME LAUGHING ON THE FLOOR😂😂😂😂😂
bro had a wolf of wall street moment when he saw the fat forever sign 💀
Sam is the type of guy to say about him getting arrested while eating grilled chicken on a yacht rich as the directory board thing of a company because of a sign that 'says' "fat forever'
Wtf?
"Directory board thing of a company" omggggggggggg
@@Fluctlight have you even watched the video
@@warfex12 ya but you said it *completely* wrong. reading your comment is going to give people a stroke.
BFDI ASSET DETECTED: 1:41
At 5:37 when he talked about the crab that says “you have cancer” it’s like that bc the cancer in Hebrew means “sartan” and it also mean crab so that’s why it’s lys like that in 5:37
His whole yacht scenario sounded fun. Someone should reach out to fat forever.
At this point Sam is iconic
Sam's editor is amazing. Keep up the good work.
I swear just the editing on its own is hilarious
2:59 Sam is literally planning his entire future in one video
1:17 bro legit said that this would be some ninja warrior compound
1:50 I've dreamt about this multiple times. Still felt really weird in my dreams
SAME
3:06 don't drink water while wathing in this time😂😂
Sam is the type of guy to say “the world is ending soon, pretty cool right?”
Overused af.
Overused, you only proved that you're an npc
Bro I miss Sam’s old comment section… I’m sick and tired of all the “Sams the type of guy” npcs
The 4th cardinal bathroom sin is CARPETED BATHROOMS.
2:58 this gives off "you, me, gas station" vibes
2:34 you forgot don't drive safely
Do die safely
Sam has never had a bad video
For some reason that one image you use of yourself is hilarious to me
Why does he give a whole story for EACH fail 💀
4:58 that’s the number in Bahrain
sammy, thanks for entertaining us 😀
2:29 it says don't drive safely💀😭😂
3:35 3am kids watching something they are not supposed to be watching be like:
NOOOOOOOOO
Petition for an editor reveal, who else wants to know who Sam's editor is?