The fact that Markiplier himself went out and said that he wished Meatcanyon asked him to voice himself in this animation goes to show how chill he is. I wish they did let Mark voice
i like this concept, the house is run on milk energy, but HE drinks the milk, so you'd be running out of energy as he's drinking milk, so you got to keep him fed with milk while ALSO keeping the house run on milk, so you got to make sure you give him the right amount of milk, so you can keep him fed, and so you also don't run out of energy. you gotta make sure he doesn't drink all the milk, or else he can get you.
The way he looks down when he says “glory comes at such a heavy price” adds so much depth to this video. It’s a price he regrets having, but one he’s happy to pay.
Meat’s commitment to his content is astounding. I can’t believe he went through all of Mark’s content to find all of these very real and very canon sound clips for this video.
It's absolutely hilarious that Mark has been wanting to do the voice for this video for such a long time now. I still wonder why he is obsessed with milk in this adaptation it's so hilarious lmao
@@colbybrown1491 I always thought it’s was funny adds to the lore of the video markiplier likes milk which has calcium bones have calcium. No milk around for that sweet calcium, well I’ll suck the calcium out from your bones is the vibe I got lol.
Thing I liked most about this video is the movement of the 3D animation at the end, it's got a cool creepy vibe to it, the way he walks into view is like a villian revealing himself after he was thought to have been killed years ago and came back more horrifying.
i love how you captured the bizarre atmosphere from fnaf1, the weird sounds, creepy camera stares, and weird music playing out of nowhere in the dairy cover
I mean, technically it was a different 3D artist who did the 3-D part (he's linked in the description) but yeah, I'm sure Papa did a ton of the concept art for it.
MeatCanyon's 2D characters: scary hand drawn characters with some cartoon-ish touches MeatCanyon's 3D characters: *literal demons from the deepest and the coldest hole in earth*
Y'all need to find a different way to advertise your stuff. You already know people will down vote your video for doing this, which hurts your image, so why do it?
"Glory comes at such a heavy price" He almost makes it sound like he never wanted glory. But somehow fate bestowed glory upon him and while the burden is heavy he ultimately doesn't mind it.
@@realfarmer21 reaction videos are also leechy and uncreative, what would take more skills than sitting, watching the entire video once and fake laughing? breathing?
Mark's ranted multiple times about fat and whole milk/dairy products (mostly on his sour patch series--also on his "Oreo or Death" video, one of his Uno videos, and on the [redacted] channel). Still funny how Meat decided it was Mark's thing lol
Yes.
Yes.
Yes
Yes
Yes
For a second I thought this may be a collab but I realize now it's not lololol
Me: I've finally gotten used to meatcanyon's art style
MC: *makes 3d render*
Me: well shit
3d render was made by the legend himself, Hoolopee. Same guy who did the cursed 3d Homer Simpson.
My pants have been thoroughly shat
@thanks bro same
It's constantly evolving. The evolution means no one will ever get used to it
lmao
Every time we filmed a video for Unus Annus he would try and steal my milk
Ethan! Love ya!
Better than drinking the calcium from your bones😳
What is this "Unus Annus"? I only know [REDACTED]
Milkmento Mori
That explains why he never wanted you to touch him, he thought you where stealing the milk back
The fact that Markiplier himself went out and said that he wished Meatcanyon asked him to voice himself in this animation goes to show how chill he is. I wish they did let Mark voice
No
When parodying someone the person himself can't do it
@@WLF0Xwhy is that
@@WLF0Xself irony exists
@@WLF0Xdoesnt family guy or the simpson do that too all the time ?
That was the coolest intro for 3D Mark I've seen in a while
Yep
I'd play this game
@@Deweygreen1 same
"i can smell your bones from here" this is what i wanted to hear, thank you.
Every time you stop, markiplier is just getting closer.
My problem is that I can see him saying that at some point
@@eternalfable8975 dam comment is blowing up, i guess people like smelling bones.
Sorry mark i forgot to wash my bones today, I’ll get right to it!
Imagine how gory and painful that can be 🤣
This markiplier 30m sub special hits different
Hi zardy
Swanky!! I love your work and your game!😊💜 I think I'll be cosplaying as Zardy for Halloween. I can probably handmake the stuff
Oml-
We make entertaining videos , and I PROMISE you won't be disappointed if you give us a shot
Swanky my man!!!
Pros: Meat’s art translates well to 3D
Cons: Meat’s art translates well to 3D
It gets twice as unsettling
I mean its practically Little Nightmares Style.
Never call meat canyon “meat” ever again😭
Single tear slides down my cheek when Papa Creates These Things
Do you think he feels jealous with babies? they get a lot of milk
Perhaps
No mames guey :v
what do you mean
markiplier is a baby
Maybe that's the heavy price :0
Consume your calcium
That's it, he managed to make his animations more horrifying.
Saw this comment mid-way thinking, "There is no way he made them worse."
I now regret my choice of words.
@@realfarmer21 Bro... I looked at some of them and how in the Donald Duck's nutsack do you compare yourself to meatcanyon? 😕
Those replies are a mess.
nah man's done far worse than this
So many bots
3D mark doesn't exist, he cant scare you:
3D Mark: "I can smell your bones"
isn't 3d Mark, the real Mark ?
I honestly thought you were talking about the benchmarking software.
Ngl, I was actually terrified of that.
He didn't actually eat him in the end.He just gave him a hug
Your bone milk
Its scary how damn accurate it is to markipliers horror voices
MICAH!?!
@@Cheez_Doodlezz in the virtual flesh
@@micahbell5902 were's Arthur boah
@@micahbell5902
You know what....I think Abigail is the rat.
I have some proves to that
I think it's him. If it's not him, then Hunter's pretty good at Markiplier's voice😂
I so badly want a version where Mark voices himself in this
ruclips.net/video/u6SMWZEgHwY/видео.html🔥
@@thekidrichie we don’t care bro
He’d probably be down too
Me too
@@thekidrichie hey Siri, how do I get a refund on my view of this video?
This could be a real fangame, also that ending makes me wonder how MeatCanyon stuff would look with a neat CGI take on it
Ok
kO
nO dOn’t
Exactly!!!
Pls God no
Okay the last shot was legit pretty out of this world. Seriously.
Yeah bro holy... That render is out of my league!!!🔥🔥🔥
i like this concept, the house is run on milk energy, but HE drinks the milk, so you'd be running out of energy as he's drinking milk, so you got to keep him fed with milk while ALSO keeping the house run on milk, so you got to make sure you give him the right amount of milk, so you can keep him fed, and so you also don't run out of energy. you gotta make sure he doesn't drink all the milk, or else he can get you.
This comment uses “so you” so much lol
@@CIO-Anims yes, yes it does.
I smell a five nights a markipliers game concept
lore
I need a version of this with mark voicing himself immediately.
ruclips.net/video/u6SMWZEgHwY/видео.html😎
Rock lee why would you do this to me
U know her do it
He would do it too
Wait, this ain’t him?
"I can smell your bones from here" is one of the most terrifying sentences ever spoken
So true
*S W E E T S W E E T C A L C I U M*
Thank mr skeltal
I NEED MORE CALCIUM
Reminded me of Killer Croc from Arkham Aslum
God 3D animation is fucking terrifying that was perfect
I KNOW RIGHT I CAME BACK TO WATCH IT ON ZERO VOLUME AND IT STILL TERRIFIED ME.
@@humanbeing4321 zero volume is debatable more terrifying ngl
@@jakeenglish2050 yeah maybe I don’t even know at this point maybe silent is more terrifying because he could be anywhere at any moment...
Ikr
the heavy footsteps
The way he looks down when he says “glory comes at such a heavy price” adds so much depth to this video.
It’s a price he regrets having, but one he’s happy to pay.
*scrolls and searches for a comment from Markiplier*
.....
Walter? You? Here?
Same xd
Hi Walter
@@XxRaspberryYT damn u too
Nobody is safe when it comes to MeatCanyon....
Not even Mark
hell, you might even be next
Ikr
Ohhh god pls no!
Sr Pelo is next
@@damarekun I thought in Meat Canyon's passion of the craft video it was depicting TommyInnit
If the 2D animation was already disturbing enough, the 3D one took it to a whole new dimension...
Literally
A whole new dimension for fear
@@johnanders8760 a dimension of violence
@Sasuke dude, stop self promoting
Lol I should comment more often on big videos.
Meat’s commitment to his content is astounding. I can’t believe he went through all of Mark’s content to find all of these very real and very canon sound clips for this video.
My fucking jaw dropped at the 3D animation. Christ.
Mine to
That is a nice flowey profile picture.
Nah.. NOTHING suprising, but if u got The haw drop then u should leave this chan el îs not for you.
@@ecbhdzc7974 ???
@@ecbhdzc7974 video was mad funny, I don't get why it's scary to most ppl.
The merch for this video should be a Milk Cartoon with a Lost Markiplier on the side
Oh shit blackscape
@TommyInnit 🅥 Hello there
👌
What you doin here?
That would be cool it could be like a water bottle or thermos or something
How polite of him to let Markiplier finish talking before he closes the door.
Facts, just wanted all that nice dialog
I would do the same
Average horror film protagonist reflexes
*"It's so hard being me. The crowd scream... and they scream for me. Glory comes at such a heavy price.."* God, what a quote
this markplier guy seems like a real cool character
This Markiplier dude should do YouTubing.
Ikr? Such a full fledged written character!
@ TommyInnit 🅥 o nice a fake tommy
@ TommyInnit 🅥 😐
All self promoting bots in the comments
"Its so hard making history everday."
That line is more real than it needs to be.
Terrifyingly real.
every
adding the fact that [REDACTED] version of mark said it makes it even more real than it already is
Uhm what Duck said😅
This is even scarier than the game
That part at the end is actually terrifying..
No spoilers
Also first furry
Actually shit myself
HOW DID U GET HERE?
@TommyInnit 🅥
Who the hell asked!
@ TommyInnit 🅥 bruh get a life. Noone loves you
I wonder if Mark would ever be down on turning this video into a real game if he really does turn this into a game im buying it in an instant
I mean, he literally redid the voices for this video live on stream, he'd totally be down to do that if he had the skill.
True
@@Youhadabadday2021He has the money
Shit, he knows we're used to maximum 2d horror... HE'S EVOLVING.
youre only confirming his little theory
This ibe actyakky scared the dog shit out of me like WHY IS IT SO REALISTIC
ruclips.net/video/u6SMWZEgHwY/видео.html🤯
@@apparentlybird_2661 oh god... He is gonna be the next cyriak
Credits go to Hoolopee
Holy *cow* that 3d rendering was *utterly* horrifying, it kind of resembles trollge, which makes it all the *moore* terrifying. Gj MilkCanyon.
this is one legen- *dairy* comment.
omfg the bots
Ok, CGI monster Mark at the end is just outstanding and badass. This is the best part of the video tbh
U seem a bit to into it buddy
@@smile-- i just like Markiplier as a viewer and I appreciate this CGI interpretation :)
Yes that part gave me chills
@@smile-- buddy.
@@smile-- shut up anime pfp
It's absolutely hilarious that Mark has been wanting to do the voice for this video for such a long time now. I still wonder why he is obsessed with milk in this adaptation it's so hilarious lmao
It's a meme about Markiplier bragging about his gigachad level bone density
Meatcanyon can make a terrifying gumball parody with the mixture of 2D and 3D animation.
I never thought of it that way, but yeah he really could
yes, he could
Yess I already wait for years for a Gumball Meatcanyon video!
Vore 😭
That would be dope
Jokes an horror aside, the production quality of the tunes is definitely going up I appreciate the work you put into this stuff, keep it up Papa Meat.
"I can smell your bones from here" has to be the most f*cking horrifying sentence I've heard since... Well, since your last video.
Kind of ruined by the next line "...sweet sweet calcium"
True wtf
@@colbybrown1491 I always thought it’s was funny adds to the lore of the video markiplier likes milk which has calcium bones have calcium. No milk around for that sweet calcium, well I’ll suck the calcium out from your bones is the vibe I got lol.
1:56
Yeah like a predator on the hunt.
Thing I liked most about this video is the movement of the 3D animation at the end, it's got a cool creepy vibe to it, the way he walks into view is like a villian revealing himself after he was thought to have been killed years ago and came back more horrifying.
The sudden change to a 3D model was legitimately terrifying
Hit that uncanny valley *hard*
ruclips.net/video/m6mdKTJ_O2Q/видео.html
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.
ruclips.net/video/jbRaoQnPI1c/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/JLj4vhOwMq0/видео.html
What's uncanny valley
Why theres somuth bots?
I was so impressed by the quality of that last markiplier that my screams of horror turned into gasps of awe
The quality was good on all of 'em, ghe last one was just 3d
Same lol
Awe?
"my screams of horror" wut?
How much did they pay for that??????
The fact that I could see Mark actually making this into a live action skit is slightly worrying
Ur pfp is perfection -^-,
@@iderpyplaygamesbruh9893 thx :D
Glory comes at such a heavy price.
Eyyyy obey me!
Nice sheep 👌🏻
You should have seen him in the fanaf musical lol.
i love how you captured the bizarre atmosphere from fnaf1, the weird sounds, creepy camera stares, and weird music playing out of nowhere in the dairy cover
That 3D markiplier was one of the greatest twists you ever had papa meat. You never animated like that and my mouth dropped when I saw it
I mean, technically it was a different 3D artist who did the 3-D part (he's linked in the description) but yeah, I'm sure Papa did a ton of the concept art for it.
@@max5845 thx for letting me know :) either way, that part was really cool
He's kinda done something like that before with his dragon ball one but not as good
You are not alone in that. I am aghast. That was freakin DOPE
“Milkaplier isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.” Milkaplier: “I can smell that sweet, sweet calcium from your bones.”
no replies, interesting
.
@@shinchanthebest yeah.. why??? 😳 I’m scared lol
@@thedouglaspodcast Milkaplier came for that calcium in the replies
He may not be real, but he CAN hurt you.
That 3d animation at the end was quite possibly the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.
facts
@@realfarmer21 you again 😐
@@realfarmer21 stfu
"It's so hard making history everyday."
Died crying at this. 😂
MeatCanyon's 2D characters: scary hand drawn characters with some cartoon-ish touches
MeatCanyon's 3D characters: *literal demons from the deepest and the coldest hole in earth*
Almost expected Markiplier himself to voice this. I bet he'd love it regardless.
@Shino no
@@secreticle just go to the link and dislike then leave immediately
@@spicynarwhale2434 the dislike acts the same as a like in giving exposure to the algorithm so don’t do that
Same
The words are pronounced to close to how he would say them, that I wonder if he actually did it lol
I really never thought the phrase "you silly cow" could be so intimidating.
Yep
Lol
🤣😂
That almost made it sound like he wanted to fucking MILK me 💀😭
@@Jeannescaviar would anyone have a problem with that tho? 🥴🥴😩
Filthy Frank has chromosomes, Pewd has the newds, HTB has eggs, and Markiplier has the milk.
Also, IShowSpeed has the meat
They don’t call him *_Markimoo_* for nothing.
I call him markipoopy
This deserves more likes.
@@grundlefoot why
*Milkymoo is coming for you.*
@@verryberryman7655 why not, it's funny
Markiplier lore is already horrifying enough we didn’t need 3D markimoo with extra shininess
That 3d is really impressive though
"It's horrifying ! Dear Lord !"
*hits replay*
Markipliers is a youtuber right ? who can he have a lore ?
His house running on milk energy is pretty impressive though. XD
@@Cruel_Angel-02 thank you
This. This is absolutely horrifically terrifyingly stupendously legitimate
MeatCanyom at his finest
Not funny. Just cringy
Element of win
#johnnyotti ❌1️⃣⭕⭕💯
ruclips.net/video/jyfoVghdrQc/видео.html
To make matters worse I will clarify one thing:
The nightguard was a literal cow.
Psychiatrist: “Milkaplier isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
Milkaplier:
Holy fucking shit, that Markiplier 3D model is so cool!
Lol fr, should add it to the game
and creepy
Y'all need to find a different way to advertise your stuff. You already know people will down vote your video for doing this, which hurts your image, so why do it?
Probably why they have ratings disabled lol
OH MY DEDEDE, MY HOLY GOD
Oh christ he’s gotten into 3D stuff, EVERYONE RUN
Just thank god he hasn't figured out how to make movies yet
@@demonclaw2327 yet
Bruh, my face was like (0o0) (×_×)
i only now realized that the "PewDiePie" video is the
bridge incident™️
I didn't notice until you commented this
I'll bet Markiplier reaction will be. "yes indeed that is me alright ." as he drinks milk in front of the computer.
He just commented yes and it's kinda glorious 😂
He actually did all he commented was "yes." Scroll down a bit and you'll see it
@TommyInnit 🅥 The both of you stop linking this spam bullshit.
MeatCanyon perfectly captured the three eras of Markiplier it’s horrifyingly amazing
No he didn’t but okay
@@thisisacharacternobodylike7958 W
The fact that Unnus was his own person makes it even better
@@thisisacharacternobodylike7958 yes when all 3 were at the door
@@IbarakiPlays he's actually Annus, Unus is Ethan Nestor
Was expecting a super realistic drawing at the end but that stepped it up even more!
ruclips.net/video/LGUQzagIVAo/видео.html
RTX Markiplier
'The Milkman's being shy in his room." always makes me laugh way too hard.
When you see all 3 Markipliers: "oh shit"
When you see cgi Markiplier: "OH SHIT"
It oh fuck
Shid pant
Computer. Generated. Image.
ruclips.net/video/JLj4vhOwMq0/видео.html
I will never take the job of watching mark’s house if this is what I have to endure
Pro: Meatcanyon is now using 3D animation
Con: Meatcanyon is now using 3D animation
Naaah... The model was made by the same guy that made Morshu RTX.
Oh yes ... Oh no
@Factcious I was confused about the spam link you sent until I saw your pfp. Wouldn’t expect more from a gacha life fan.
There's no con
@Factcious Who are you
Therapist: 3D Markiplier isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
3D Markiplier: Glory comes at such a heavy price
I agree that 3D mark though
It was done extremely well
Lol
Bad meme
@ TommyInnit 🅥 thanks 🙏
Imagine how easy fnaf would if the pizzeria wasn’t powered by a hamster running on a wheel
holy shit the modelling at the end was absolutely horrifying
@Lil Nas smh if it isn't uncensored i don't want it
the animation on that is so smooth as well
That 3D Markiplier was the most cursed thing I've ever seen.
@@realfarmer21 ok I didn't laugh
@@realfarmer21 how you tell him to stop while you are promoting yourself lmao
@@realfarmer21 hating self promoters while self promoting yourself,nice.
@@realfarmer21 😐
@@realfarmer21 bruh
Markiplier's own attempt at trying to make himself scary in his scary games video can never top these
i was not prepared for 3d rendered horrible mark at the end (edited bc of a misspelling)
I almost forgot to watch this today
3D MeatCanyon Markiplier: **exists**
Me: *Looks like I'm not sleeping tonight*
...same.
I’m honestly horrified because there is a chance meatcanyon will make more 3d models
My thoughts exactly
Or ever
The engineer is engi-here
"I have no milk to offer"
Markiplier: And I took that *personally*
ruclips.net/video/O3RgjhNeso8/видео.html....
Why are there so many bots lol
{{ DOn'Tt rEAdd mYy nAME}}]....
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Markiplier: And I took his bones
I'm not gonna lie. "It's so hard making history everyday" is a raw fuckin line.
Gonna have to use that as a one liner in my boomer shooter.
This. This is the level of excellency I strive for in my work.
When I went through the Marine Obstacle course with Mark he always asked for milk
Wait really?
Oh hey Austen! I remember you from unus annus!!
That's hilarious
Momento mori
The show you are mentioning does not exist and never existed, Sir.
Lmao fr? 🤣
I never thought that I’d never be scared more then his original drawings now his animations are next level
i hope you spammers get dragged to hell.
when i saw the thumbnail i actually flinched
True
I'm 100% sure Mark would've loved to voice himself in this. He loves jabs at himself.
He also not a masochist
@@anggaadandiputra8450 tall vampire lady would like to disagree
This is true, but meatcanyon doesn’t like to get others involved in his videos since he had an issue with Warner Bros.
@@chrissy5291 Yeah but that's a company, Mark is one guy
@@Shoebill77 I haven't watched markiplier in years... did he have a problem with another RUclipsr in regards to his voice or something?
We definitely need a “five nights at marks” game that would be hilarious if mark played it
The most disturbing part is that mark could actually sound like this
As people say: this is exactly how Markiplier would voice himself
Like Nightmare from Ultimate Custom Night.
"Glory comes at such a heavy price"
He almost makes it sound like he never wanted glory. But somehow fate bestowed glory upon him and while the burden is heavy he ultimately doesn't mind it.
like an anime villian
@@vantablk99 villen*
@@cameronnesta7687 villain*
@@powdereyes2210 I do it on purpose btw,
sounds like something dio would say
"It's so hard making history every day. God I'm so sexy." That's basically Markiplier 101
The fact that Annus said that made it SO much better
Disgusting
@@Clown234-k1p The giver
1:37
@Christian Ball Satanist Cube
Mark owns this video. Sorry Canyon
When you think he’s run out of ideas…. We get a 3D, glistening rendered Markiplier.
I think hooplee did that, great work on it tho it looks really cool
@@roux6715 It even moved like the animatronics from FNAF. So great work on that artist’s part.
@@Uajd-hb1qs very poggers work by hoolopee
@@roux6715 Poggers indeed
Alright, who gave this man 3D software? He’s too powerful now
ruclips.net/video/O3RgjhNeso8/видео.html.....
ruclips.net/video/LGUQzagIVAo/видео.html
I find it odd how many link spammers are in comments nowadays
The 3D was done by the dude who made RTX Morshu.
2:07 I’m scared shitless after seeing this tbh
My jaw fucking dropped at that last shot. Nothing could've prepared me.
ruclips.net/video/LGUQzagIVAo/видео.html
That was hella disturbing
ruclips.net/video/Z48bTVF7bos/видео.html
Literally same
ruclips.net/video/CgcVmVL6h-s/видео.html
The fact that markiplier actually voiced over this is amazing
I love how this isn't terrifying but just mildly unsettling...like mark is just gonna break into your house and hunt you down for milk
Except that last clip…
Your bones will do just fine in the absence of milk
Typical Markiplier behavior
"I can smell your bones from here *moans* sweet sweet calcium"
Idk what part about this wasn't terrifying bro u trippin
he already broke into my house for milk
There needs to be a dubbed version where Markaplier voices himself.
YES.
"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier."
*Breaks down the door and picks you by the neck.*
True
I can't drink milk alone without thinking about a *Markiplier* being near me XD
ruclips.net/video/O3RgjhNeso8/видео.html........
Lol not after watching this vid lmao
Lmao
I see you everywhere i go
Get out of my head.
"Glory comes at such a heavy price" Why does a video like this have such a profound philpsophical line?
The King of Five Nights at Freddy’s is now his own game.
Can’t wait to see Markiplier’s reaction to this
ruclips.net/video/u6SMWZEgHwY/видео.html
RUclips never takes care of these godamn bots and it's pissing me off
@@realfarmer21 It’s not even self promoters, it’s all part of these scams. Make sure to report their channels
@@realfarmer21 reaction videos are also leechy and uncreative, what would take more skills than sitting, watching the entire video once and fake laughing? breathing?
@Chill man I didn't expect such beauty from this link
“Glory comes at such a heavy price” is honestly such a cool line wtf
There all good lines dummy
@@carterheitman3395 *they're
@@fatthanosfeet thurr*
@@OniZenko th
@@chrisisoffline t
The 3D Mark’s entrance the iris of the eye comes first then the rest of the eye flickers on like a light was a very cool effect!
i like how there’s no basis of him liking milk, meatcanyon just decided that would be his main thing
It's because he's hella buff
Mark's ranted multiple times about fat and whole milk/dairy products (mostly on his sour patch series--also on his "Oreo or Death" video, one of his Uno videos, and on the [redacted] channel).
Still funny how Meat decided it was Mark's thing lol
Actually, he literally does scream for milk in a few videos and sadly, the now dead and buried Unus Annus vids.
I think it was a Marky moo joke
he also does say "was it two percent?" in the second ever FNAF videos.
If someone, somehow, makes this into an actual game, I would love to see Mark play it lmfaoo
@Kiba Stfu
And he gets jumpscared by himself lmao
I’m on it
Then Mark needs to play it
@@federicoballesta6677 just go to he video and press the dislike button and leave
I guess that's why he dropped out of med school, not enough calcium.
I think it was biomedical engineering. Similar fields but slightly different
With only a couple of semesters left, too
@@realfarmer21 lmao stfu
@@realfarmer21 no, never
That’s why we all dropped out of college.
Me: *Wins the lottery*
My dad who went to buy milk 12 years ago: 0:15