Every Scout Cosmetic Reviewed in 10 Words or Less
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- A quick review of all the Team Fortress 2 Scout cosmetics as of the June 2020. Note: future cosmetics are not included as they don't yet exist. Multi-class cosmetics are included but all-class cosmetics are excluded.
Info on Scout cosmetics: wiki.teamfortr...
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![[TF2] Hat Stereotypes! Episode 2: The Scout](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/XUoKYpgbI1A/mqdefault.jpg)
Just a heads up; I'm never going to make this video for the other classes. It's not worth it by a long shot. You see, this took like a month to make. It's the most tedious and horrible thing to do.
First I had to come up with what to say for 156 hats. This requires days of sitting down at a word document, browsing the wiki and reading the trivia and other things on the pages. I have a new-found respect for writers who make flavour text for legendary items in MMOs. That stuff is hard to write. It's harder than it seems to condense what you want to say into 10 words. By the way contractions are considered 2 words in my mind.
Second I had to record audio of me reading the intro, outtro and all the 156 reviews. That's like 2k words or so, just estimating. This took me 2 days. The more time-consuming part is editing all my readings/takes down. The raw outcome of be recording all the lines is like 2 hours long. I spent 5 days or so trimming down all the takes and ending up with something about 12 minutes long.
Third I had to download all the images from the TF2 wiki. It doesn't sound like a lot of work until you realize it means you have to go to 156 different pages then navigate on each one to download 312 images (2 per page). Next I had to edit every single one to make the transparent space around them 1920 by 1080. This is required to make things pixel-perfect. You better enjoy that all the inventory images are perfect 1-to-1 pixel perfect with 1080p video. Anyways I scaled the images on the right to fit so that was a wast of time to do for them, oh well.
Fourth I imported everything into Davinci Resolve. The video editing program I use. One by one I edited the audio to have exactly the same gaps between them and have the beeping sound play at the exact same place before the line starts. Next I overlayed the text. I made one top-text and one bottom-text and copy+pasted them 156 times, editing them to fit perfectly. Next I had to copy and past every single item name and 10-word-description from the word document. That also took ages. Next I had to place all the images perfectly. That took ages. I should probably assume you understand everything took ages and stop mentioning it now.
Firth. Once all the layers of text and images were perfect I had to get all the background footage. Going to the wiki and picking maps with moving background elements, like trains, snow and smoke-stakes is a FUN process. I needed 13 clips because there are 156 items and that divides by 12 well. Notice how after every 12 clips the background changes? Anyways I went to the maps in-game, used loads of commands to disable the hud, up the graphics to ultra-max and decrease the fov, I flew around each map looking for a nice spot and sat in front of my computer recording the idle locations over and over for 70 seconds while watching some Vincesuse video on my tablet. Once all footage was gotten I deleted the worst once and use the best ones in the video.
Sixth I got the intro and outtro footage. For the intro I went to cp_gorge and place the scout at that location, using commands I moved the camera to third person and with trial and error found an angle I liked. I also use the getang and setang commands to move to the exact same spot. I recorded footage of the scout with 1 cosmetic on, then switched to another, teleported back to the exact spot and recorded the scout again and again. I imported all the footage and went frame-by-frame to make it seem like the scout was spontaneously changing cosmetic. Each clip is the exact same length expert for the one before the list starting. For the outtro I spent a long time on the wiki and searching my memory for places on official maps where the ground is perfectly flat so the scout can run while I record it. I came up with those maps. The same sort of process is at play with editing to make the animation of running blend between clips. This time I used a fade between clips. I used commands to become third-person and have the camera perfectly side-on. It turns out places with nice lighting and perfectly flat ground in TF2 is super rare. Anyways, I recorded a bunch of run cycles with different cosmetics equipped. I didn't want to reuse cosmetics from the intro so by this point I was running out of cosmetics. I don't own THAT many scout-only cosmetics. To get the slow-mo effect I use the host-timesale command. 10% was the speed. Unfortunately the animations glitch out a bit doing the run cycle at slow speed so I had to redo loads of takes until I was lucky enough to get ones without the glitch appearing in the footage. I edited the footage together and the video was complete.
To summarize: It was way too time-consuming to make this. It's not worth the month of work I put intro it. Even if this video does incredibly well I'm not going to make another. Sorry.
dont apologise, this was a welcome surprise
Holy shit- uhh- thank you for your service I guess.
Wowie this was shockingly bizzare
Woudnt you have been able to find instesd of making the background transparent, I assume that the original background was a black square
To use and create a small like selection to the side,
There were still going to be problems of recording but maybe it would've been easier if instead of tf2 you used Garry's mod?
You coulve made the animation of the scout on loop and find from there to easily place and or swap the cosmetics easily.
But that would have taken in some way longer, as you had to go to all of the files and then select and even look at the right ones as somehow gmod models of tf2 are far away and are stored depending on the date they were released,
I never heard of this program and now I have to for a moment briefly stopped
But please remember that ifvypu are doing some help see if there are some people who did something similar or if they can help you
Perhaps it would've made even better to just shorten the video
Or more comically
You could've just added a big black screen add the hat in the middle and the text at the bottom for a quicker and fast paced descriptions
I'm sorry if I wasn't this helpful friend as of now
This could be done a lot faster
@@jankkhvej434 alright, wise guys, let's see you do better
s4: Doesn’t talk about scunts or lime with the Fast Learner
me: *impossible*
Professionals have *standards*
Scunts is pretty rare these days
@@ren.67 [laughs in South American servers]
@@ren.67 now i feel like a dick because i got lime fast learner and tossel cap just because it was cheap on marketplace.tf :/
is an old joke, it's dead.
Scout *is* god's gift to the tf2 universe
Bonk
Literally, it's in comics
He literally is
He was sent by god to have sex with all women
Tf2niverse*
I've been playing this game for 7 years and i never knew the "Frenchman's formal" could be used on scout!
That scout is a spy
I don't even play and have a 2015 winter box lol
The Frenchman's formal looks amazing to be honest
I mean technically if the spy is his dad then he is a French men
Well, scout is spy’s son
>References hotline miami
>Not on the chicken mask
Why must you hurt me like this
"Cock a doodle doo how may i serve you"
0:00 video starts
Yes
Thanks
Thank you Sir
You're an absolute godsend
Thx bro
Fun fact about the bonk boy: it was based on an unused cosmetic that looked even more like flash
Teufort Tooth Kickers are all class along with some other items.
You mean multi class, they're not for all of them
This seems like sound's hat stereotypes but they're not always negative
Great concept with impressive editing, excellent video! While this just begs to be a series, I can completely understand why you wouldn't wanna make one...
I think this is a sequel to his Weapons reviewed in 10 words or less video
Oh god I'm pooping right now and it hurts
9:20 " a cosmetic that finally puts scout's emblem on him " cries in track terrorizer
cries in flapjack
hermes literally has the winged foot symbol, which is scout's icon
this was last fucking year can you guys shut up
I heard that outro and hundreds of memories came back, I went to check your playlists and there it was, that one playlist with all game modes explained
4:02 man hes the only person who can safely consume pure radiation energy drinks to become more powerful,he probably drinks australium and batteries for fun.
i still use the essential accessories and tossle cap, reminds me of back in the day. will always be top tier cosmetics for me, great video btw.
5:17 - *looks somebody was learning about fnaf timeline at Gaming School...*
thanks for doing this video. I can now use it as a catalogue to find more cosmetics to get :D
*10:36*
there are no words existing in your human language to express how angry you've made me because of this
agreed
4:58 IF SPY IS SCOUT’S DAD DOES THAT MAKE SCOUT FRENCH?
8:19 *wheeze*
Scout is a half frenchman because his mom is american
Watch the price of some of this cosmetics rise after this video.
7:56 I prefer to wear it with the Proof Of Purchase... Looks pretty cool...
Eh yeah, if you're that much of a veteran then go ahead, I ain't judging.
@@liammarek9122 you don't need to be a veteran to have a proof of purchase
2:28
Ah yes, my favorite cosmetic.
That's actually the Scout VA's cosmetic he uses lol
@@P8nda Yeah. I know about that lol
I totally understand why you will not make another. (Poor time management)
But I feel cheated out of a well edited version of this format.
Nobody does it like you, and I would adore a Heavy version.
I use the blizzard britches, wrap-up wraps and the Antarctic eyewear/the snowboard backpack, honestly makes me wish for a 4th cosmetic slot
I have a scout load out with the blizzard britches and wipe out wraps, I do in fact look very cozy
when the bombing run is your favorite hat
Sad unusual noises
I never knew that he had so many cosmetics
What a Poggers video, Dom! :)
"to associate it with vacation wear"
i associate it with that old guy from two and half men that had his actor die of some kind of overdose or cancer
Damn....
I just associate it with Vice City
The "ding" sound is very loud
Still good video
Imagine if you had the alien cranium and catcher’s companion cosmetic at the same time
9:00 *Cries in Jester*
Hah hah, I only jest, exquisite content!
Probably my worst comment...
_"Street Fighter or X-COM cosmetic? Can you guess which?"_
*YOU FOOOOL! GERMAN COSMETIC ITEMS ARE THE BEST IN THE WOOOOOORLD*
Just realized Tf2 can't be called outdated anymore cuz it recently just got an update
Sooooo how about know??
Alot of these sound great as descriptions in game
Might just be me but this might takeover the stereotypes series from soundsmith
I was able to use the claws of the infected with the cursed soul and fuel Injector
Good job with the video, don't push yourself to make more of other people request for so
Ngl I clicked so I could see what he thought of the cosmetics I owned lmao
This is good cause I can re-play this video and figure out what combo I could get for scout
1:56 Actually true, they were made into medical products and paints but in this case, the medical products
"Does the scout suck on batteries?"
5:55
I Can Hear The March Of The Demopans
The scout does not have 2 goat feet cosmetics, the first one is deer hooves
The Aloha Apparel makes me think of Quagmire
Perfect series for me, perfect channel for me, and perfect video for me
when you said a real pupper a little part of my soul died.
Very nice. I hope the first unusual I get is a scout one. Subbed.
I didn't expect a neighbourhood reference in a tf2 video
5:14 IAMTHESCOUTHERE - Double Jump,
5:57 Akihiko Sanada,
And 9:42 nostalgia has contitioned me to associate this with YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH! I'M OUT OF TIME! BUT I'M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUUUND!
Brooklyn booties and fast learner hands down best Scout cosmetics.
2:11 saving for later
4:21
4:23
7:23
made me realize how many good ones there are and that they aren't that expensive... hmmm
It made me unreasonably happy that every cosmetic I use for a good review
You just gave me an idea for a Hotline Biker cosplay, thanks!
1:45 Oh fuck yeah, based
teufort knight is definitely a batman arkham knight reference
gotta love the demopan reference to the scout shako
9:19 the airborne attire is great for scout one of my favorite misc or hats idj what it's called
10:41 this cosmetic reminds me of hey medic i like kpop
Me too
Hey, can you do heavy next?
9:04 Hey, did you get the turkey bask- OH MY GOD
I love how all he had for the Fast Learner was "Hard to use in SFM"
3:37 jschlatt is that you?
3:00 Mechawreck would wear that if he was a Scout Main. You know why.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You knew how to fit biker refrence to the vest jacket
But you DIDN'T do it with nugget noggin
I still forgive you for cluckin bell refrence
3:01 the depstriscion of this cosmetic
I actually like the Hermes know. Never even knew it was a thing till know.
The lore for Track terrorizor makes me think it should have been Nonce-con 1941
50% are edgy and you made them friendly
30% I didn't know existed
20% I didn't that can be used in scout
The boom box makes sense because it could be from Australia, the most technologically advanced country on earth due to australium.
I dont even remember making this but sure
Buck Turner All-Stars
Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated.
guess he wasn't joking about it being dark
I might be the only scout that actually wears the void monk hair
“Great for when zombies are trying to eat your neighbors” I’m so glad people actually know zombies ate my neighbors lol
It's a really fun co-op game. Before the pandemic I used to play it all the time at my friend's house on his modded SNES Classic.
The Hermes is my favorite hat
I feel attacked
What if valve gave booty shorts for scout like how heavy and sniper has
Its Comfirmed now Scout is The Arkham Knight and Batman and flash
Time Stamps: batman: 8:20 Arkham Knight: 8:32 The Flash: 9:26
Lime scunts not being mentioned was quite a surprise.
Suddenly, a Zombies Ate My Neighbors reference. (1:44)
Cadet Visor is my fav scout cosmetic
You have an enemy this day
Great vid but the gaps in between the words are way to long
“Sweater weather in. The. Neighborhood
Running the claws and infect with a cursed actually works
scouts outfits are so good
0:28 I like the Bonk Helm. I Wish I had one of those Helmets that would allow you to drink From a Tube
I think Valve may have removed most of these since I can't find many of these on the store...
3:59 not only is he sucking the acid out of the batteries but he is sucking the acid through an open wire
The Nostromo napalmer does more damage to scouts with the full alien set
some scouts straight up become furries with these
*happy scout main noises*
2:55 lol neither its fry man from steven universe
Chicken hands are actully griffin hands
Halloween restrictions should go...
I must say, the Hermes is personally my favorite hat for the scout but even though I know there are "better" hats, I just can't stray away from my baby.
My scout cosmetic set is:
Tough stuff muffs (mann co orange paint),
Wipe out wraps (mann co orange paint),
Long fall loafers.
The reason my cosmetic set is orange themed is cuz I saw all the lime scouts and purple scouts and the occasional gold scout who made all their cosmetics one color and I wanted to do that
And orange is my second favorite color
4:29 Thats what I use it for, Biker Hlm.
8:08 Along with this. painted blue-ish
3:15 and These. also blue-ish. (I forgot the name of the paint)
W combo
I was expecting for the fast learner "It's not bad, Has the scunt estigma though"
Alt title: An A Hat in Time owl reviews Scout cosmetics
¿Solider?
You can’t just mention that posh people ate mummies for a while and never bring it up again
"a cosmetic that finally puts the class emblem on scout"
hermes: 😐
What is description for *Buck Turner All-Stars"?