Alien Minds

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 105

  • @seatbelttruck
    @seatbelttruck 4 года назад +97

    "They shifted by tiny increments so smoothly that they never wavered"
    Me: *Trips on nothing*

  • @theragingwarcat1410
    @theragingwarcat1410 5 лет назад +308

    Imagine them trying to understand the concept of "retrofitting"

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 4 года назад +102

    "Slap dat snazz gun on dat dere ship."- A Human "Mek Boy" in a shipyard talking to a Xeno Foreman

  • @Bondubras
    @Bondubras 5 лет назад +171

    I laughed hard at the fact that Silverware Misuse and Clockmaking was put in the same anarchy category as Drug Production and Child Sex Slavery...

    • @keineangabe1804
      @keineangabe1804 3 года назад +31

      If they ever find Switzerland we are done for!

    • @dasirrlicht5415
      @dasirrlicht5415 3 года назад +18

      @@keineangabe1804 Don't worry, Switzerland is neutral, they have no connection to the rest of humanity outside of financial relations.

    • @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
      @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 3 года назад +4

      For a moment I thought I was hearing things. Who puts drug use and clock manufacturing on the same level?!
      Clocks are SO much worse!

  • @Shythalia
    @Shythalia 4 года назад +48

    was waiting for the engineer to say "hey if it works, it works"

  • @EnraEnerato
    @EnraEnerato 5 лет назад +173

    I'm an industrial mechanic and study mechanical engineering, sometimes we confuse ourselfes.
    "If you want to be a good engineer or technician you should be capable of explaining even more complex concepts with simple drawing and sketches on a napkin in a restaurant or any other place you're in."
    Professor Jan Hendrick Weychard Fahchochschule Kiel Germany (UAS Kiel)

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog 5 лет назад +3

      EnraEnerato English pls?

    • @itachi112059
      @itachi112059 4 года назад +2

      Hi I'm thumbs up # 69
      And I would just like to say
      ... nice

    • @whatisahandlebruh
      @whatisahandlebruh 4 года назад +11

      Katherine McPartlan
      To be a good engineer, you need to be able to make things sound immensely simple, so stupid people, people who don’t know how it works, and people who don’t do what you do, can understand it well.

    • @draconus15
      @draconus15 3 года назад +4

      The amount of parts ive made and seen made with napkin and note card drawings is amazing. And most of them

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 4 года назад +100

    The perfect organism, free from deliberate biological processes... I admire their purity.

    • @josharmstrong8813
      @josharmstrong8813 3 года назад +6

      When you don't have to worry about everything from chemical balance heartbeat or your circulation you can get a lot more done
      Especially helps if you're not the largest overthinkers in the galaxy I guess it has its benefits though as almost all things do

    • @riverstyx7251
      @riverstyx7251 3 года назад

      Bruh, how do the alien race do their homework if they also have to concentrate on breathing and heartbeat?

  • @EloquentTroll
    @EloquentTroll 3 года назад +23

    I see why I found this in a playlist about humans being space Orcs, or to be more accurate Space Orks. Perfectionism vs Good Enough.

    • @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
      @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 3 года назад

      Yeah I'm going through one as well, probably the same one and I absolutely love it 😂

    • @ivanelias3916
      @ivanelias3916 3 года назад

      ah yes the algorithm has choosen you😐
      just like me😐

  • @itachi112059
    @itachi112059 4 года назад +68

    Oh yes those lawless heathens clock manufacturers

    • @TheSniper721
      @TheSniper721 4 года назад +11

      You know its not that different to the Swiss.

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 года назад +3

      The only laws they abide are the laws of the gears.

  • @luketheclone
    @luketheclone 5 лет назад +29

    These aliens would freak the fuck out seeing a flying trapeze.

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 5 лет назад +3

      Indeed they would

    • @Vexis_plays_games
      @Vexis_plays_games 3 года назад +3

      Omg sword swallowers

    • @TheDandyMann
      @TheDandyMann 3 года назад +3

      Daredevils, stuntmen, base jumpers they'd have a field day being shocked

  • @mutehowl
    @mutehowl 6 лет назад +82

    Aww man cliffhanger and it was getting intriguing.

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 4 года назад +161

    Best part about being Human is that we're essentially brains piloting a bone mech.

    • @CirroTheGamingFae
      @CirroTheGamingFae 4 года назад +38

      Covered in meat armor.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +34

      @@CirroTheGamingFae Personally, I want some metal plates over my meat armor.
      And maybe some better customization options.

    • @Salt_discriminater
      @Salt_discriminater 3 года назад +20

      @@kabob0077 cyberpunk

    • @josharmstrong8813
      @josharmstrong8813 3 года назад +5

      @@Salt_discriminater or 40k mechanicus

    • @guildedwings5641
      @guildedwings5641 3 года назад +4

      + meat armour and topped off with a skin paint

  • @supergirlprime4653
    @supergirlprime4653 5 лет назад +131

    1:27 *At the moment using a fork to eat ice cream. Uuuuuuuhh we still good right?

  • @josecolon2717
    @josecolon2717 4 года назад +46

    So like the asguard from Star gate.... you need a hammer but can only use a laser

  • @RunningOnAutopilot
    @RunningOnAutopilot 2 года назад +2

    This is my favorite HFY story because it makes nominal sense is not insane wank and explores interspecies interactions smartly

  • @Press_START360
    @Press_START360 5 лет назад +77

    I would’ve started with interchangeable parts and went from there

    • @Information_Seeker
      @Information_Seeker 4 года назад +25

      I think that's what they're implying here, humans slapping stuff together to make something that does the job needed, and then they refine the details to make it function far better than humans can make it, while having a basic design/idea to work off of can drastically cut down on the time needed to think about every small detail

  • @theragingwarcat1410
    @theragingwarcat1410 5 лет назад +110

    Imagine the factorio factories...

    • @spencerhamilton2557
      @spencerhamilton2557 5 лет назад +25

      MORE BUGS MEANS MORE DAKKA MORE DAKKA MEANS MORE PRODUCTION MORE PRODUCTION MEANS BETTER TECH BETTER TECH NEED REDOURCES NEEDING RECOURCES NEED MORE TERRITORY MORE TERRITORY'S MEANS MORE BUGS...and repeat.

    • @TheFoxfiend
      @TheFoxfiend 5 лет назад +8

      *low whistle*
      Dang, wasn't, but now I am and wow.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 года назад +6

      @@spencerhamilton2557 OI WEZ GONNA SHOW DIZ GITZ WHAT A WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH IS LIKE! WEZ GONNA KRUMP DEM HARD FOR THEIR STUFF!

  • @fortkavanagh
    @fortkavanagh 3 года назад +8

    LOL, I'd LOVE to see another episode of Alien Minds PRETTY PLEASE?

  • @futtynucker5278
    @futtynucker5278 4 года назад +11

    Ebony and Ivory. Come together in perfect harmony!

  • @acew2306
    @acew2306 3 года назад +6

    God, this story is just a cut above the rest. Reminds me of Hitchhiker's Guide

  • @cristian-ionutapostol8018
    @cristian-ionutapostol8018 4 года назад +11

    THE ART OF THE BODGE!

  • @Goddessa39Tia
    @Goddessa39Tia 7 лет назад +64

    I must have listened to this story twenty times now. It makes a great background music while I'm playing my games mostly silently. You have picked great stories to audio-funny, sensible, and interesting. And your voice sounds like its on the way to professional for this stuff-different voices amongst tune.

  • @RayzaRose
    @RayzaRose 4 года назад +14

    This is my favorite one yet

  • @riverstyx7251
    @riverstyx7251 3 года назад +5

    It breaks my brain a little to think they could just will their hearts to stop beating. From my human perspective it seems like a manual on-off switch for their lives and that alone is goddamn terrifying to think about. I like having control over my existence in a general sense, but dear god don’t give me that much responsibility over my own body because I know I’ll fuck it up. Especially whenever I have to divert attention to something else, like my homework. Could you imagine having to focus on a homework problem for a bit and that alone sends you into a heart attack because you forgot to keep your heart beating

  • @comradedima9791
    @comradedima9791 4 года назад +15

    I thougt I would never heard of derange matchmaker

  • @nathanhumpherys9705
    @nathanhumpherys9705 7 лет назад +56

    Daaaaang. It's crazy to think about, man. It's crazy to think about!

    • @diablominero
      @diablominero 5 лет назад +7

      Because mostly we don't think about it.

  • @minerfrags2233
    @minerfrags2233 5 лет назад +27

    Fooking amazing

  • @Sharkakaka
    @Sharkakaka 3 года назад +4

    This looks like a "Humans are space elves"

  • @reighniz4488
    @reighniz4488 3 года назад +4

    That was cool as hell to listen to.

  • @scary_kat
    @scary_kat 3 года назад +15

    I don't know if you have one yet, or if there are stories. But how would the aliens react to dyslexia?

  • @lazrustosadow5880
    @lazrustosadow5880 3 года назад +4

    Just started watching last night and absolutely love your stories

  • @ProtankGaming
    @ProtankGaming 3 года назад +5

    How would they react to the idea of interchangeable parts

  • @theursinemaster
    @theursinemaster 3 года назад +2

    this video is years old and not a single comment said
    madness....no....THIS IS SPARTA

  • @70bronzetheorist61
    @70bronzetheorist61 3 года назад +1

    "Or clock manufacture"
    GASP.

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox 3 года назад +5

    Alien learners about modular design and recycling.

  • @Salt_discriminater
    @Salt_discriminater 3 года назад +10

    1:30 wtf is silverware misus?

    • @janecowie3626
      @janecowie3626 3 года назад +7

      Like using forks and stuff for uses other than eating

    • @TheDandyMann
      @TheDandyMann 3 года назад +4

      @@janecowie3626 I'm just imagining someone using a fork as a miniature rake

  • @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
    @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 3 года назад +2

    I. Love. This!

  • @jamesbuckner4791
    @jamesbuckner4791 4 года назад +6

    So they are eating potato and rice

  • @d73w80
    @d73w80 3 года назад +1

    1:30 When the aliens see a human in a watch

  • @senormooples2354
    @senormooples2354 3 года назад

    Humans - if it ain't broke, don't fix it

  • @rosstully5960
    @rosstully5960 3 года назад

    Very cool

  • @bathroomprophet2310
    @bathroomprophet2310 3 года назад

    Binging all I can find.

  • @thejuggernautofspades9453
    @thejuggernautofspades9453 3 года назад +1

    I make clocks thats why I'm here

  • @mlroberson
    @mlroberson 3 года назад

    Kri kri sounds like Krang

  • @JQ3B94
    @JQ3B94 2 года назад

    Human limbs are actually 3rd class lever's

  • @imnotalfred
    @imnotalfred 3 года назад

    Hi

  • @disfuncionexe
    @disfuncionexe 3 года назад

    NGL this writing is wayyyyy better then star trek