Peanut Wants Headlights For Christmas: Jeff Dunham

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @Normal1855
    @Normal1855 2 года назад +75

    Jeff has no boundaries. Nothing is off limits.🤣

  • @StaticBlaster
    @StaticBlaster 2 года назад +245

    Peanut is my favorite. I like how his puppets can get away with saying all these "offensive" things, but Jeff can't. lol.

    • @supes1233
      @supes1233 Год назад +14

      "I don't care, I go home in a suitcase."

    • @kenb2671
      @kenb2671 Год назад +5

      Peanut, Achmed, Jose, Walter and Bubba J. In that order.😆👍🏾

    • @jayhalpern389
      @jayhalpern389 Год назад +4

      I have to agree that peanut is very funny and keeps me in stitches every time

    • @StaticBlaster
      @StaticBlaster Год назад +3

      @@jayhalpern389 yep. His purple wacky friend always has me on the floor every time. lol.

    • @Fawkes2574
      @Fawkes2574 Год назад +1

      That's like the act, or the excuse, for every ventriloquist. "Blame it on the Muppets. Everyone loves them!"

  • @shannonsmith7665
    @shannonsmith7665 2 года назад +57

    OMG! That peanut...I love him to pieces. He always makes me laugh. Especially when he arguing with jalapeno on a stick...

  • @64powers
    @64powers 2 года назад +102

    What a gift from God . Thank you Jeff for making us all laugh.

    • @supes1233
      @supes1233 2 года назад +4

      God is good 😁

  • @johnlittle6008
    @johnlittle6008 2 года назад +119

    Jeff is the best and funniest ventriloquist worldwide. Never a dull moment watching his videos. Happy 2022 Jeff and family plus your puppet family.

    • @elianad2083
      @elianad2083 2 года назад +2

      Totally agree..

    • @justmeiniowa
      @justmeiniowa 2 года назад +4

      I could watch an entire special of just him and Peanut. Preferably uncut and un bleeped !

    • @deathtogabi3867
      @deathtogabi3867 11 месяцев назад

      he was good before 2020 but once the propaganda hit he just became woke cringe trash gotta edit hes specials just to enjoy them now

    • @deathtogabi3867
      @deathtogabi3867 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@justmeiniowathsts how comedy should be no cuts and definitely no censorship

  • @geoffhunt6439
    @geoffhunt6439 Год назад +21

    No matter how many times I watch this I still get a good laugh. Peanut is brilliant 😂

  • @bman3794
    @bman3794 2 года назад +112

    How Jeff can make all these jokes and keep a straight face is beyond me

    • @josephbennett3482
      @josephbennett3482 2 года назад +10

      Most of the time he can't because he laughs at his own jokes.

  • @Whitpusmc
    @Whitpusmc 2 года назад +381

    Genius, sheer genius. He can literally get away with saying things Jeff can’t say… huh?

    • @thomasbunner5214
      @thomasbunner5214 2 года назад +14

      Hopefully, he will help put an end to the tyranny of PC foolery.

    • @oldschool5841
      @oldschool5841 2 года назад +3

      Sometimes I wish it was not him lol 😂

    • @thegamingknight642
      @thegamingknight642 2 года назад +5

      Explains the existence of Achmed.

    • @khalidabuzaid9822
      @khalidabuzaid9822 2 года назад +9

      If he made arabs love achmed. Well… nuff said lol

    • @Normal1855
      @Normal1855 2 года назад +4

      @@khalidabuzaid9822 he did. Gabriel Eglasious, mentioned that, in one of his shows. Jeff Dunham is the number 1 comedian in the Middle East.🤣

  • @RegularInvader
    @RegularInvader 2 года назад +40

    Is it wrong to say I fan-girled at Peanut's line "you're so cute."
    Edit: Ever since I miraculously met Jeff during a live taping at Oxnard CA (8/9/23), he complimented the cuteness on my little yorkie's Peanut hoodie. He was surprised at how I hand stitched the entire thing.

  • @timhoule8697
    @timhoule8697 Год назад +9

    We love Peanut! Achmed, Bubba J , Walter and Jose the jalapeño are all great too but peanut is my favorite. That guy is very funny. Thanks for all the laughs Jeff!

  • @imagine-eraadventure2228
    @imagine-eraadventure2228 2 года назад +177

    Peanut: Jose does this thing called "never dad" with some chick named Phyllis.
    Jeff: Feliz Navidad.
    Peanut: Yeah that B*tch...

    • @Chicken_is_yummy
      @Chicken_is_yummy Год назад +5

      I loved that part 😂

    • @nenblom
      @nenblom 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nenblom
      @nenblom 2 месяца назад

      “NYQUIL AND RED BULL!!” 😂😂

  • @lesliearbogast1
    @lesliearbogast1 4 месяца назад +3

    Jeff is so talented!!

  • @dragonkat1868
    @dragonkat1868 2 года назад +245

    I've been having a rough Christmas, you just made me laugh, thank you Jeff fafa.

    • @elianad2083
      @elianad2083 2 года назад +12

      Same here. Needed to laugh..

    • @mariagrant3706
      @mariagrant3706 2 года назад +7

      Merry Christmas to you and Eliana from Australia - keep the faith that life will become less rough and stressful in time 😘👍🏿🇦🇺

    • @Kaemea
      @Kaemea 2 года назад +4

      I hope things are going better for you. Prayers are ascending for you!

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 2 года назад +4

      I hope the new year will bring an easier time for you! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @therealmixedng
      @therealmixedng 2 года назад

      Ksi?

  • @eleanc9675
    @eleanc9675 2 года назад +6

    Peanut is off the chain. Love him lots. You go Peanut.

  • @g5alive795
    @g5alive795 2 года назад +11

    Peanut is a friggin riot. This clip shows exactly how much of a riot.

  • @willowsverge3046
    @willowsverge3046 2 года назад +35

    I love it when he laughs with the audience! That cracks me up even more! Happy New Year everyone!!! 🎉🥳🥂🍾

  • @XxHamato_B00xX
    @XxHamato_B00xX 2 года назад +8

    Peanut: “Let’s see uh left or right? Or Right down the middle!”
    Me: “Hahahahahahaha”😂

  • @kylerogerspowers2935
    @kylerogerspowers2935 2 года назад +17

    Thanks for sharing the laughter.

  • @davidney2412
    @davidney2412 Год назад

    TRULY I TRULY AGREE WITH THAT . LEFT OR RIGHT OR YES RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE . TRULY EXTREMELY TREMENDOUSLY EXTREMELY TRULY I TRULY LOVE LOVE LOVE ALL 3 .

  • @elianad2083
    @elianad2083 2 года назад +112

    Hilarious!! Laughed so hard my checks hurt..needed this after a sad Christmas alone. Peanut is great!!

    • @charmainpieterse7239
      @charmainpieterse7239 2 года назад +3

      Sorry to hear, Mery Christmas

    • @elianad2083
      @elianad2083 2 года назад +5

      @@charmainpieterse7239 ahh..it's ok. I'm used to it. No family. Just another day. Thanks for your kind reply. God bless..

    • @charmainpieterse7239
      @charmainpieterse7239 2 года назад +4

      @@elianad2083 pleasure, why didnt your friends invite you over, if i was i would invite you. No one should spend Christmas alone

    • @melindarozas1334
      @melindarozas1334 2 года назад +3

      Merry belated Christmas!!

    • @ruthdunn1525
      @ruthdunn1525 2 года назад +3

      Many of us were by ourselves Christmas Eve and/or Day. I’m grateful for video calls to family and friends across the country. I remember the great excitement of my young children’s celebrations when many gifts were involved. I still celebrate but I celebrate the birth of my Savior and each new day on earth. I celebrate the love of family and friends whatever the level of relationship.

  • @cassandraporter3068
    @cassandraporter3068 2 года назад +5

    Having depression same days r hard but this make everything better

  • @bri-guy8757
    @bri-guy8757 2 года назад +37

    It's great that we can still have a good laugh, with all that is going on these days. Thanks Jeff, and Happy New Year to everyone.

  • @peterli4709
    @peterli4709 2 года назад +64

    I never get tired of his jokes

  • @okamireader5
    @okamireader5 2 года назад +8

    It never ceases to baffle me, the things a puppet can get away with "saying" that a real person cannot

  • @brocksampson3405
    @brocksampson3405 2 года назад +247

    Even Peanut got Jeff to laugh. Even his puppets could be comedians but not on their own because they'd keep falling off the platform.

    • @hmhaji
      @hmhaji 2 года назад

      Oberhouse nyg

    • @brocksampson3405
      @brocksampson3405 2 года назад +2

      @@hmhaji Could you please speak English or give a translation?

    • @supes1233
      @supes1233 2 года назад +3

      What the $%@&* happened!? It's not funny!!

    • @brocksampson3405
      @brocksampson3405 2 года назад +1

      @@supes1233 You're referencing Peanut, are you?

    • @supes1233
      @supes1233 2 года назад +2

      @@brocksampson3405 yes I am

  • @tinkerbell826
    @tinkerbell826 2 года назад +8

    Jeff you always make my day brighter Love peanut

  • @1981troublemaker
    @1981troublemaker 2 года назад +10

    Peanut sings 🎶All I want for X-mas are her two headlights🎶😂

  • @maylynebora3833
    @maylynebora3833 Год назад +1

    Happy to watch my favorite jeff dunham and friends

  • @davidbowers985
    @davidbowers985 Год назад +3

    I look forward to watching this every year cause it's so funny

  • @DonnaLang42rockglobally
    @DonnaLang42rockglobally 2 года назад +28

    If it wouldn't spoil my own stand-up routine, I'd like to explain "The Levels of Breast" to Jeff. Btw, I applaud his use of the term "bodacious tatas".

  • @Texascowboy68
    @Texascowboy68 2 года назад +1

    2:57 😂 edit: you know you’re a good comedian when you can even make yourself laugh sometimes. 🤣

  • @64powers
    @64powers 2 года назад +50

    What a talented artist what a gift from GOD . Thank You Jeff for making us laugh.

    • @katy.2596
      @katy.2596 2 года назад +5

      which God.

    • @TheJetsetter
      @TheJetsetter 2 года назад +3

      which god? Careful or Achmed will KEEL you!

    • @Aceshot-uu7yx
      @Aceshot-uu7yx 2 года назад

      @@katy.2596 methodist one- harridon ford.

    • @jamesthomas3282
      @jamesthomas3282 3 месяца назад

      I don't think an invisible man in the sky had anything to do with it. This is the result of a lot of practice and hard work on Jeff's part. Please stop shoving your superstition into everything.

  • @andrewburris4370
    @andrewburris4370 8 месяцев назад +2

    Remember, this is jyst a puppet who seems like his iwn person. That's hiw good Jeff is with his acting and his dummies.

  • @shadowof1155
    @shadowof1155 2 года назад +9

    Bro some lady found that so dang funny u can hear her over EVERYONE 😂😂😂 that got me more than the jokes though i gotta join peanut on this quest 😂

  • @RasheedBurke
    @RasheedBurke 9 месяцев назад +1

    Peanut is awesome 😂 him is my favorite

  • @RavenxAlexander1
    @RavenxAlexander1 2 года назад +45

    “Oh hold it! (Gagging sound) We’re a family?? Oh my gosh! Please tell me I’m adopted?”
    This line always cracks me up so much.

    • @ericmonaco4509
      @ericmonaco4509 Год назад +1

      "And i want to be an Angelina Joliee Adoptee"

    • @Fatalartist8035
      @Fatalartist8035 Год назад

      “And one who’s still nursing” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tumwinegad
    @tumwinegad 8 месяцев назад +1

    Tittzilas threw me off the cliff 😂😂😂😂

  • @MichaelPhipps-z9v
    @MichaelPhipps-z9v 8 месяцев назад +1

    Peanut is lot better than the other puppets

  • @agmarkwell
    @agmarkwell 2 года назад +6

    I got to see him live last Thursday. So much fun!

  • @DoubleM-hf6ih
    @DoubleM-hf6ih Год назад +4

    “If they’re little they’re tittles.”

  • @daisysingh4659
    @daisysingh4659 2 года назад +16

    Hilarious 😂 never gets old!

  • @robinwarga9
    @robinwarga9 2 года назад +14

    You are the best. Always get a good laugh.

  • @Redranger-fu2xt
    @Redranger-fu2xt 2 года назад +12

    The reaction of the audience . LMAO 😄. So funny.

  • @theguy2360
    @theguy2360 2 года назад +5

    My biggest decision would be left or right🤣🤣🤣

    • @StaticBlaster
      @StaticBlaster 2 года назад +1

      LOL. I'd go down the middle with my head in between. lol.

  • @MichaelPhipps-z9v
    @MichaelPhipps-z9v 8 месяцев назад +1

    Peanut is my favorite too

  • @Michellethompson5231
    @Michellethompson5231 2 года назад +7

    NyQuil & Red Bull…who knew?! (expect Peanut & Jeff Dunham)

    • @johnnyhall4335
      @johnnyhall4335 2 года назад +1

      Never a good combination.

    • @SylasSilverfang
      @SylasSilverfang 2 года назад

      Nyquil make you go to sleep, so peanut had a lot of red bull

  • @cindydreszer2542
    @cindydreszer2542 Год назад +2

    Some times Jeff acts like he had no idea what Peanut was going to say. Cracked me up 🤣

  • @MrMaWis-xh3zr
    @MrMaWis-xh3zr 2 года назад +29

    Can never go wrong with a boobie joke👍 peanut👍👍

    • @sondrakorte7547
      @sondrakorte7547 2 года назад +3

      Did Jolie not have a double mastectomy? In this case, not funny. Wise to choose another female. Sorry to rain on your fire.

    • @elianad2083
      @elianad2083 2 года назад +1

      @Mr.M. Wis "boobies" don't feed babies. Breasts do. Have some class.

    • @justmeiniowa
      @justmeiniowa 2 года назад +2

      @@sondrakorte7547 This special is from 2008 and Angelina had her surgery in 2013.

    • @MrMaWis-xh3zr
      @MrMaWis-xh3zr 2 года назад +4

      @@elianad2083 find something more to your WOKE CANCEL CULTURE taste and GO AWAY!

    • @MsWiccanpriestess
      @MsWiccanpriestess Год назад

      @@justmeiniowa Angelina had the gene that causes breast cancer I forgot the name of it, but it was the same gene that she inherited from her mother who also passed away from breast cancer. Angelina had a double mastectomy in 2013.

  • @marciastephens8186
    @marciastephens8186 2 года назад +3

    I love peanut my favorite puppet

  • @frankleonard6570
    @frankleonard6570 2 года назад +6

    thats my favorite peanut episode right there

  • @davidlutz4266
    @davidlutz4266 2 года назад +9

    Truly amazing

  • @SheepdogSmokey
    @SheepdogSmokey 2 года назад +4

    The only way this could be better if is Brad and/or Angelina walked out from back stage and just stood behind them until "they're behind us aren't they"

  • @lynn8101
    @lynn8101 2 года назад +3

    I just love peanut and Jeff Dunham they are awesome entertainmenters on stage

  • @freindlycannuck1591
    @freindlycannuck1591 Год назад +1

    Just for one moment forget about his talent for using voices without opening his mouth and concentrate on how he can take a puppet with totally unmovable fixed eyes and give it so many different life like expressions! Pure genius!

  • @davidlutz4266
    @davidlutz4266 2 года назад +7

    Awesome 😊👍

  • @JahanzebmughalVLogs
    @JahanzebmughalVLogs 2 года назад +2

    So knowledgeable episode this one and load of knowledge started from 1:50

  • @tylerbabcock1376
    @tylerbabcock1376 Год назад +5

    I wanna hug peanut, but I'm scared of the trouble we'd get in.

  • @sueday9292
    @sueday9292 Год назад +2

    He makes them feel so alive

  • @nightmarefuel8537
    @nightmarefuel8537 2 года назад +4

    You ever put tinsle on a Tata
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @MichaelPhipps-z9v
    @MichaelPhipps-z9v 8 месяцев назад +1

    I agree peanut is better than the rest of them others

  • @Axel-qg7ne
    @Axel-qg7ne 5 месяцев назад +1

    I paused it at the perfect moment peanutbis moving so fast he’s blurred and Jeff is still

  • @PaulRhodes420
    @PaulRhodes420 2 года назад +16

    I'm still wiping my eyes! 😂😂 Tittles!!
    Like, see ya later, Tittles!! 🖐😁

  • @raymondhagerty1769
    @raymondhagerty1769 2 года назад +5

    Before they sink, they are called high-beams! 🦉 🦉

  • @gingerfeeley6849
    @gingerfeeley6849 2 года назад +4

    Jeff and his merry band of characters are hilarious!

  • @Davepool-hs7vr
    @Davepool-hs7vr 11 месяцев назад +1

    Globes of Love

  • @jasonfitzpatrick414
    @jasonfitzpatrick414 2 года назад +1

    It's time for a national comic. I vote for jef fa fa Dun Ham.

  • @wendydickel3829
    @wendydickel3829 Год назад +1

    I love peanut he is my sanity Savior

  • @variovario2980
    @variovario2980 2 года назад +5

    My favorite character 😂😂😂

  • @joeGuizan
    @joeGuizan 2 года назад +6

    Feliz Navidad... Peanut. 😂😂😂😂

  • @nataliemoulding234
    @nataliemoulding234 2 года назад +2

    just hilarious and love peanut too he's so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamiecee4960
    @jamiecee4960 2 года назад +3

    I need me some Peanut.......😂 😂 😂 😂 If their little their Tittles. OMG.......😂

  • @cathyaddison26
    @cathyaddison26 2 года назад +3

    Peanut is my hero lol

  • @briananthony4044
    @briananthony4044 2 года назад +6

    Jeff's throat is expanding and contracting like one of those frogs croaking when he does Peanuts crazy talk.

  • @delanewilson5600
    @delanewilson5600 2 года назад +2

    Hi peanut I love you

  • @earlputnal9124
    @earlputnal9124 2 года назад +3

    Globes of love. LMAO

  • @MichaelPhipps-z9v
    @MichaelPhipps-z9v 8 месяцев назад +1

    Peanuts better than all of the rest of them

  • @CLuvTV
    @CLuvTV 2 года назад +4

    "If they're little they'd be tittles"

  • @StaticBlaster
    @StaticBlaster 2 года назад +2

    "Feliz Navidad. Yeah, that bitch" LMAO

  • @cyberacha5931
    @cyberacha5931 2 года назад +1

    FANTASTIC

  • @maryhabbart8847
    @maryhabbart8847 Год назад

    I like all of jeffs puppets. Peanut is my favorite.

  • @josephhalstead8761
    @josephhalstead8761 2 года назад +2

    Oh my God Jeff Dunham comes up with the best funniest s*** ever never get enough watching him lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vanessahenry7238
    @vanessahenry7238 2 года назад +3

    Peanut my favourite but damn he is on something!

    • @nickefgen9219
      @nickefgen9219 2 года назад

      Yeah.........Red Bull and NyQuil

  • @thegigaman7488
    @thegigaman7488 Год назад +2

    Peanut: "Tit-tonics!
    Those are sad cuz when they get older, they sink."

    • @RuurdWoltring
      @RuurdWoltring Год назад

      Peanut surely knows how to make some good references.

  • @melissamatthew1542
    @melissamatthew1542 2 года назад +1

    You no who the genius is that's Jeff he did a out standing job thanks Jeff smart man I love your muffets and show to me there real people good job Jeff thank you

  • @Davepool-hs7vr
    @Davepool-hs7vr 2 года назад +1

    NyQuil and Red Bull 🤣

  • @MichaelPhipps-z9v
    @MichaelPhipps-z9v 8 месяцев назад +1

    Peanut is better than all of them

  • @mistybabb4835
    @mistybabb4835 2 года назад +2

    I LoL love this character of Jeff Dunham's

  • @ludicrous7044
    @ludicrous7044 2 года назад +1

    Large Hooters are called Titanics. At first they’re spectacular then they sink!!🦉🦉😁

  • @jimkreider9997
    @jimkreider9997 2 года назад +3

    I love Peanut

  • @ludicrous7044
    @ludicrous7044 2 года назад +2

    Merry Christmas AND Happy New Year!
    Right. Left
    📀. 📀

  • @davescheer5038
    @davescheer5038 2 года назад +7

    Left or right , hummm, well if the one on the left is bigger than the one on the right ,does that make the right a conservative and the left a radical 😳

  • @cristinacastaneda8294
    @cristinacastaneda8294 Год назад +1

    I love peanut he's so hilarious and hey Jeff when will you come to Vancouver Canada BC for a show ? Pls let me know cause I would love to be there with my friends cause me and my friends absolutely love you so pls let us Canadian people thanks and again love you huge fan ❤️❤️❤️

  • @brandyhough4877
    @brandyhough4877 Год назад +1

    That one girl in the crowd was dying the whole time bro

  • @evonwilliams7502
    @evonwilliams7502 2 года назад +4

    Peanut is off the chain but love him please send more 😂🤣😅

  • @93Chowo
    @93Chowo Год назад +1

    I forget everytime that the puppets aren´t real persons but the transitions between him and them talking is so good!

  • @brianhiles8164
    @brianhiles8164 2 года назад +5

    Jeff, contrive an electrostatic generator in _Peanut´s_ head, with an on-off switch to make his green-boa hair stand up on end.
    _Whatcha think?_

  • @cleverfitz779
    @cleverfitz779 Год назад

    Good evening everyone

  • @lynn4433
    @lynn4433 2 года назад +2

    I always love it when he blares out that porky sound closely to jeff's face. He is my ultimate adorable favourite amongst all the others. 😘😘😍👍

  • @tylerwells1333
    @tylerwells1333 2 года назад +8

    "peanut what's your problem"
    "nyquil and red bull"
    gets me every time lol

    • @savannahray871
      @savannahray871 Год назад

      Don’t think that combo does anything to u tho

  • @ericmonaco4509
    @ericmonaco4509 2 года назад +2

    "If they're little they're tittles"