Damn alot of jealous ppl over keems girl. If you can get a young of age girl, most ppl would. Ethan could never. That's why he is always taking about it.
@@colincreamer7794 younger girls are generally dumb… & men who date younger girls take advantage of that. If you’re 40 & you have the same maturity level of a 20 year old then something is wrong with you.
@@colincreamer7794 Are you admitting that most men are creeps? Cuz I feel like (I mean... I’d HOPE) a good amount would disagree. Why would you want someone half your age? How can you possibly not see someone that’s too young and in drastically different stages in?
back here because it was one of my favourite moments from last year and holy shit bro this is the first time I actually noticed Ethan's weight loss. crazy how far he got so quickly. I lost 14kg around the same time he started and have been stuck where I am for months now. he's inspiring for sure
This vlog is a 15 year old kid’s dream, sadly played out by a 40 year old man. “We’re gonna go to the gas station, buy some beef jerky, cheese, raid my parent’s liquor cabinet in the basement, and ride 4-wheelers….LET’S GOOOO”
Keem feeding fousey jerky and fousey pretending like its good reminds me of when my grandpa would give me old gross candy and i would have do the same thing
"Why are you so cute when you talk shit?" Did Zach make a sound clip of when he went "Mmm" too? Should play it after Ethan makes a risque joke. Actually, no, that could very well get him fired.
This is one of my favorite videos ever. I could watch this 100 times and still laugh. Just all of it. The lousey editing, Fousey's luminescent teeth, the beef jerky, syrup with a fork. Its just 🤌 These are grown men yall. 😂
7:20 The problem with people getting veneers nowadays is everyone is choosing Hollywood White. You have the option to pick Natural, but only a few are choosing that option I see. 🤨 You also have to get new veneers every 10 years, which can be up to $15,000 or more. If you plan on getting new teeth, I hope you can afford that price of beauty every decade.
.. thats only about a grand a year.. pretty decent and these guys are not poor and if anything they could get it on a credit card n make payments less than a car payment..but yes i agree its not a 1 time done deal but what is.. maintaining anyones teeth is expensive
@@lyndza1989 but it's not a grand every year, it's 15 grand every 10 years. making incremental payments versus lump sum is very different in terms of financial planning
@@welcmasher2471 they could pay w a credit card and pay it off over the years ...geez idk.. but ppl do it.. took me 5 yrs to save for my smile make over but it was worth it
Keem’s favorite artist being Cole is proof that Cole makes music for white/wannabe preppy guys. Not all of it. But a great majority of his catalog is safe, easy going music that white guys can relate to lmao
I think people get those specific veneers nowadays as a status thing.....because they want you to know they cost money. Same thing with those who don't care about looking like they have so much work done on their face or body: they're proud of it. While I prefer a more natural look I feel like some don't care to be natural otherwise they "blend in" too much. Hope that makes sense.
Keemstar is legit such a weirdo and honestly a lot of people are weird in their own way so that wouldn’t be a problem if he wasn’t such a horrible person that’s what makes it okay to make fun of him endlessly . The guy is making up for what he didn’t experience in HS since he had no friends so he now dates 18 year old girls who think it’s cool that he has money (that’s it). I can’t even imagine the stuff he’s done that nobody knows about. It won’t be long before some crazy shit comes out about keem and a young girl I just know it this dude is definitely not okay
7:35 Teeth aren’t naturally white. They’re typically off-white. Most dentists I’ve asked say they should be around the same color as the whites of your eyes
You know how in ancient mythologies there's almost always this idea of like good vs evil? Even though these religions have like hundreds of different gods there's always 1 main good god who's the king/leader of all the gods. And even though these stories have hundreds of different bad guys there's usually 1 main bad guy. And that 1 main good god is destined to have a final battle with that 1 main evil god in a battle that will lead to the end of the world. In the norse myths it's the all-father Odin vs the fire demon Surtr. In the aztec myths it's Huitzilopochtli vs Tezcatlipoca. In the egyptian myths it's Ra vs Apep. In ancient slavic myths it's Belobog the white vs Czernobog the black. I like to think that RUclips has it's own mythology. And in our mythology we have Ethan aka poppa bless, god of dank memes and poppa johns pizza. Verses the dark lord keemstar, god of crypto scams, racist incels and predatory behavior towards minors. Ethan and keemstar are destined to have a final battle that will destroy RUclips forever.
I own an AtGames Legends Pinball Machine...A REAL virtual machine would be around 8000 for a real one, and the Legends Pinball is a value machine that's not as good, for about 700 bucks.
Okay, to be fair the maple syrup, cheese, and jerky from the southern/eastern tiers of NY are actually really good. NOT good enough to be a meal, but good.
Wow man , there's alot of good travel youtubers out there but Drew's videos truly feel like you're watching a show on discovery , the quality and effort is amazing man
The food bit is so confusing to me… I’m not sure if this is what he actually eats, or… It’s probably more likely that Keemstar was asked to do a food segment in the colab, and Keem put in the least amount of effort as possible… probably thinking it was funny but makes him look like the biggest tool ever.
25:49 that's definitely a flat image used to shoot a video.. he probably just put it there randomly and never moved it... He put it there to block the light so the shot would look better.
The keem bar is definitely the bar they have in hell Also this is the funniest video on keem in forever 💀 and honestly it is because it's at his expense because he's proven he isn't a good person.
The word cringe gets thrown around a lot, but keem making fousey eat jerky and cheese like it’s the dopest shit literally makes me cringe, soooo embarrassing
Me 20 years old watching this: “dang that bar is kinda cool”
Ethan: “ yea it’s cool if you’re trying to impress a 20 year old”
Same haha
😆
Same LMAO
Same here😄
it's pretty cool for anyone, you don't need to blindly agree with h3h3
Keem has to have a pub in his own house because his girlfriends can't get in anywhere else.
Also, I wonder if the reason Keem puts Keemstar logos on everything is so he can write them off as business expenses
Damn alot of jealous ppl over keems girl. If you can get a young of age girl, most ppl would. Ethan could never. That's why he is always taking about it.
@@colincreamer7794 no jokes allowed
@@colincreamer7794 younger girls are generally dumb… & men who date younger girls take advantage of that. If you’re 40 & you have the same maturity level of a 20 year old then something is wrong with you.
@@colincreamer7794 Are you admitting that most men are creeps? Cuz I feel like (I mean... I’d HOPE) a good amount would disagree. Why would you want someone half your age? How can you possibly not see someone that’s too young and in drastically different stages in?
fousey calling keems PC setup a "video game machine" is probably the most fousey thing i've ever seen
Fousey speaks grandma-nese.
I laughed way too hard at the gentle critique of keem’s folding skills
its a bad fold!
“Do you remember the first paper you ever folded? Maybe you were like five, and you were like dang, this is hard to get right” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
I laughed unreasonably hard at that
Watching them eat slim jims and maple syrup is fucking hilarious
They are both human slim Jim’s.
Keemstar and fousey better start those colorectal cancer screenings early i. E. soon
I think the slim Jim's were ate with the bacon bean dip it's much more classy that way
back here because it was one of my favourite moments from last year and holy shit bro this is the first time I actually noticed Ethan's weight loss. crazy how far he got so quickly. I lost 14kg around the same time he started and have been stuck where I am for months now. he's inspiring for sure
He's looking so much healthier!
keem going to the butcher and buying solely PRECOOKED food just shows that he has zero life skills
Olivia please stand up
I've been listening to Olivia the entire time
Big facts ;!!!!
LMAO 2ND COMMENT im dead you are so poor L0L
What a piker. How do you not bring back any cheese curd? If you're going to dedicate yourself to craft food at least get the right crap food!
This vlog is a 15 year old kid’s dream, sadly played out by a 40 year old man.
“We’re gonna go to the gas station, buy some beef jerky, cheese, raid my parent’s liquor cabinet in the basement, and ride 4-wheelers….LET’S GOOOO”
keem going to the butcher to get slim jims and maple syrup always gets me
Very on brand
7:09 ian watching over to olivia as she speaks is SO funny i love it
“This gives me Roman Atwood vibes” followed immediately by “yo Keem what’s this dead woman doing here?” made me fucking lose it
Keem having Fousey taste the cheese and meat as if he personally prepared it
Keem feeding fousey jerky and fousey pretending like its good reminds me of when my grandpa would give me old gross candy and i would have do the same thing
“To call you surface level, would be an insult to ground floor”
Keems childhood butcher is 100% a guy in the back of a convenience store who just sells smoked meats and cheeses. That’s not a butcher my guy.
ethan lost so much weight since then. proud of you dad.
I’m pretty sure that wasn’t a real book case because I couldn’t imagine Keemstar ever buying a book
A book huh
Watching Foopy Tooth get more and more sad as they eat is probably the best part. Some good ole unintentional comedy!!
💀💀💀💀
this is honestly the funniest h3h3 episode ever...i fucking cried laughing man....
@@JohnStockton7459 keemstar is that you? cringe.
@@JohnStockton7459 ur so cute when u talk shit 🤪
I fucking love the "It tastes like beef jerky" soundbite
CHEESE
I come back and watch this episode whenever I'm having a bad day and it always cheers me up
Same. It's on my comforting playlist.
Same here!
The analysis of the Ace Family's house with caller Courtney is my comfort episode. Love how different episodes resonate that way
20:46
keem’s house is hideous. it looks like it was decorated by a middle-aged man who won the lottery in 1997.
Lol 😆 🤣 so right
LMFAOO
amazing comment
Keemstar is an embarrassing uncle who invites you and your friends over to "hang out"
"Why are you so cute when you talk shit?" Did Zach make a sound clip of when he went "Mmm" too? Should play it after Ethan makes a risque joke.
Actually, no, that could very well get him fired.
I come back to watch this every once in a while for a good laugh. I miss these days…
2 people who hate eatchother pretending to be bffs lmao
whenever im sad or down i come back to this vid and it perks me right up
This is one of my favorite videos ever. I could watch this 100 times and still laugh. Just all of it. The lousey editing, Fousey's luminescent teeth, the beef jerky, syrup with a fork. Its just 🤌 These are grown men yall. 😂
I refuse to believe Keem owns that many books, gotta be a flat image
He owns many leather bound books.
It looked like blu rays
You can own books. Doesnt mean you know how to read them
Having a bad day so had to come back to this after the sound bite tournament lol this deserves a rewatch
I hope your week has been better 🥺
🤞❤️
These guys must be perpetually hopped up on coke to keep up this kind of energy during the video
It's gfuel
@@ktsb1563 same difference
Meth is more likely with that kind of mouth movement
Keem probably makes charcuterie boards in his spare time.
Leave the Charcuterie out of this!!
@@chickiechalupie7066 agreed lmao, a good charcuterie board actually takes a bit more skill than buying a pack of beef jerky
@@mightymeatymech Buy meat and cheese. Charcut it into pieces. Put on a plate (or board). Serve.
22:22 for "It Tastes like beef jerky"
7:20 The problem with people getting veneers nowadays is everyone is choosing Hollywood White. You have the option to pick Natural, but only a few are choosing that option I see. 🤨 You also have to get new veneers every 10 years, which can be up to $15,000 or more. If you plan on getting new teeth, I hope you can afford that price of beauty every decade.
.. thats only about a grand a year.. pretty decent and these guys are not poor and if anything they could get it on a credit card n make payments less than a car payment..but yes i agree its not a 1 time done deal but what is.. maintaining anyones teeth is expensive
@@lyndza1989 but it's not a grand every year, it's 15 grand every 10 years. making incremental payments versus lump sum is very different in terms of financial planning
@@welcmasher2471 they could pay w a credit card and pay it off over the years ...geez idk.. but ppl do it.. took me 5 yrs to save for my smile make over but it was worth it
h3 podcast is killing it lately. im dying laughing at this rn
Fousey and jaystation speak with an identical cadence.
Omg trueee
That's how deeply unintelligent people speak.
What the frick?
“i just got some maple syrup and beef jerky….down here in buffalo, NY”- As a new yorker, Ethans placement of buffalo on NY’s map kills me😂😂😂😂
@@mcguffers lol same dude what’s ur social security number for context
I swear I’ve watched this like 8 times. Lol such a good segment.
Me too. I watch it every time I want to eat and can’t find anything good to watch lmao
@@laurenmartinez3457 it taste like beef jerky?
*clearly in the house*
"Is this the garage?!"
i always scream "lets get right into the news" when i break and enter
When the sign said Beer Garden, I half expected it to say Kinder Garden
“Went to the butcher got some maple syrup”
Can’t believe keem can’t fold paper smh LOL
Omg I would hate to be the sucker stuck in a room with Fouseytube and Keemstar
After watching Bar Rescue all I can think about is how often he cleans his bar and how often the lines are cleaned.
Keem’s favorite artist being Cole is proof that Cole makes music for white/wannabe preppy guys. Not all of it. But a great majority of his catalog is safe, easy going music that white guys can relate to lmao
I come back to this vid every few months so funny
I think people get those specific veneers nowadays as a status thing.....because they want you to know they cost money. Same thing with those who don't care about looking like they have so much work done on their face or body: they're proud of it. While I prefer a more natural look I feel like some don't care to be natural otherwise they "blend in" too much. Hope that makes sense.
Yes. It's like rappers with grills. Purely status.
Keemstar is legit such a weirdo and honestly a lot of people are weird in their own way so that wouldn’t be a problem if he wasn’t such a horrible person that’s what makes it okay to make fun of him endlessly . The guy is making up for what he didn’t experience in HS since he had no friends so he now dates 18 year old girls who think it’s cool that he has money (that’s it). I can’t even imagine the stuff he’s done that nobody knows about. It won’t be long before some crazy shit comes out about keem and a young girl I just know it this dude is definitely not okay
Damn
Fousey’s teeth reminds me of that one episode of ross’s teeth from friends 😂
Omg it's exactly like that!!😭
Fr!! It looks like it hurts when he breaths in 😭
For Keem to have a bookshelf by his door he'd need to own books. I don't believe it.
Im cracking up at 7:11 when Olivia is speaking, Ian turns toward her and nods to make it seem like he is looking at her/really sitting by her 😂
As an alcoholic that basement bar would just drown your soul
“Horse with peanut butter” got me laughing so hard LOOOOOOOOOOOL
This is one of my favorite segments in the entire show you literally laugh from beginning to end close your mouth boozy tube
BRO THE AD I GOT FROM THIS VIDEO WAS SOMEONE COMPARING RYAN KAVANAGH TO HARVEY WEINSTEIN IM DEAD
Fat Ethan hits different
fouseys teeth remind me of a animated dinosaur
yee
He has that big house and he gives his guest some cheese hahaha
congrats on the weightloss ethan I didn't realize until i see these old clips
7:35 Teeth aren’t naturally white. They’re typically off-white. Most dentists I’ve asked say they should be around the same color as the whites of your eyes
It's so clearly a wall hanging with an image of books. The light is coming through the books showing the full elipse.
beanie clinging on for dear life 👁👄👁
Me randomly watching a year later after they get the second, "it tastes like beef jerky" soundbite.
There’s no way an actual person chews like that in front of other people. How absolutely rude and disgusting.
This never gets old
I come back to watch this like once a month 😂😂😂
Dammnn Ethan really lost a lot of weight
Right??
God keem is so cringe it hurts
And Ethan isn't?
Dude Ethan and keem are literally the same they both are terrible people like for real.
I died when he said *the most dangerous game ever* 🤣🤣
“I got a jug of maple syrup, and some beef jerky”
I wish they would just show the bar already 🙄
Are we ignoring that maple syrup face? And the noise 🤣🤣 I can’t cope the folding skills and beef jerky, this is gold 😭
Ethan killing me in this ep
The note says "get the F out of my house"
Fousey looks like a mix of Steve Harvey and Mr. Potato Head
whos back here after fousey ep?
You know how in ancient mythologies there's almost always this idea of like good vs evil? Even though these religions have like hundreds of different gods there's always 1 main good god who's the king/leader of all the gods. And even though these stories have hundreds of different bad guys there's usually 1 main bad guy. And that 1 main good god is destined to have a final battle with that 1 main evil god in a battle that will lead to the end of the world.
In the norse myths it's the all-father Odin vs the fire demon Surtr. In the aztec myths it's Huitzilopochtli vs Tezcatlipoca. In the egyptian myths it's Ra vs Apep. In ancient slavic myths it's Belobog the white vs Czernobog the black.
I like to think that RUclips has it's own mythology. And in our mythology we have Ethan aka poppa bless, god of dank memes and poppa johns pizza. Verses the dark lord keemstar, god of crypto scams, racist incels and predatory behavior towards minors. Ethan and keemstar are destined to have a final battle that will destroy RUclips forever.
This still remains the funniest thing to ever happen
I own an AtGames Legends Pinball Machine...A REAL virtual machine would be around 8000 for a real one, and the Legends Pinball is a value machine that's not as good, for about 700 bucks.
Okaayyy but the keem bar would be a kinda cool bar if it was NOT keemstar's bar. ya know what I mean?
You’re cooking breakfast while I’m
heatin up my bEef jErKy
Okay, to be fair the maple syrup, cheese, and jerky from the southern/eastern tiers of NY are actually really good. NOT good enough to be a meal, but good.
Fousey looks like the fix it guy from wreck it ralph here lol
Wow man , there's alot of good travel youtubers out there but Drew's videos truly feel like you're watching a show on discovery , the quality and effort is amazing man
The food bit is so confusing to me… I’m not sure if this is what he actually eats, or… It’s probably more likely that Keemstar was asked to do a food segment in the colab, and Keem put in the least amount of effort as possible… probably thinking it was funny but makes him look like the biggest tool ever.
Stop. Somebody please be joking I live like 2 neighborhoods away from him
Keemstar doesn't own books it's a quilt
It’s definitely a shelf. Doesn’t have to be books can be cds, dvds, etc. look towards the bottom it’s not flat
Probably a shelf of wii games
I really don't understand why someone doesn't physically stand up to Keemstar considering he's such a bully
The way I died watching this video everything Ethan said really killed me
25:49 that's definitely a flat image used to shoot a video.. he probably just put it there randomly and never moved it...
He put it there to block the light so the shot would look better.
I feel like Im watching wheel of fortune, yelling it's there to block the light!!!
The keem bar is definitely the bar they have in hell
Also this is the funniest video on keem in forever 💀 and honestly it is because it's at his expense because he's proven he isn't a good person.
Food can hardly stay in his mouth with those chompers.
Dan seems really happy since he started dating.
Him and his gf have been together for like 2 years
Lmao
Lmao my closed captioning said, "is this in his garage? No its in his ass"
🤣🤣🤣
The word cringe gets thrown around a lot, but keem making fousey eat jerky and cheese like it’s the dopest shit literally makes me cringe, soooo embarrassing
I shouldn't be an advocate of the rivalry, but the comedy gold gives me life
His veners glow in the dark 🤣
“Like a horse with peanut butter” 💀💀💀