Ethan Destroys The New Office - Off The Rails # 1
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- Опубликовано: 26 май 2021
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I feel like Dan is more than a producer; he's clearly Ethan's handler when Hila isn't around
Dan and Hila probably have some backroom deal 😂
He always needs someone to help lol
Now when I hear the Dan the hater soundbite,in my head I will hear Dan the handlerrrr
Hehe definitely the job all of producers 🙏🏻
@@nars1288 you will?? You gonna hear Dan the handler now? Will ya? Awww
Theodore is turning into the entire cast:
Only eats butter noodles - Trisha
Hates everything - Dan
Throws a tantrum - Zack
Doesn’t sleep - AB
Doesn’t want to clean himself up - Ian (beard)
Here to cause violence - his dad
The cutest thing in the world - his mom
Everyone loves him - like Love
Haha this is a great comment
LOVE THIS
Omg I love this 🤣
🤍🤍🤍🤍
Yeah that's their main attributes lol
Ethan : "Theodore in his terrible Twos"
Ethan : driving recklessly with Gatsby inside
Call him out 👏🏼😤
When does he say the theodore story?
@@kikigirlnirvana 1:32:02
I’m
13:33 Dan's "I'm gonna come" soundbite origin
Rewatching this episode and i thought it was a soundbite for a second until i realised this was the original haha
also "put me in between ur legs" - love
The fact that Theodore thinks AB’s name is “ABC” lmao
Where’d he say that
@@michfuuj the last couple minutes
@@dan-kj9op nvm LOL
@@michfuuj 1:41:15
Awwwww
Please soundbite 13:33 Dan saying "I'm gonna come"
VOUCH
was thinking the same thing
Yes! He served that up for Zach on a silver platter, so clean lol
I was looking for this exact comment
no lol
Its crazy watching this podcast from the beginning days to see now, how comfortable everyone is around each other and they are all their own characters each giving entertainment in their own way. This show is probably one of my fav segments
@@shabba3082 what u mean?
imagine thinking Ethan could 'destroy' anything.
Yes iii
@@skinniemcfats5292 ok
What’s the deal with love? Has he always done the job from a different country?
I love off the rails. It's turning into Dan being more of a Co-host.
yes!!! more Dan!
I thought the same thing!
I feel like Dan has been more of a co-host for a while now
Theodore calling AB "ABC" is the cutest thing i've ever heard tbh
timestamp??
Timestamp
Dan just trying to be a responsible adult
“DAN THE HATERRR”
Ima Dan Stan.
Nah he was out of line with this one. Grown adults don't need another grown adult governing their fun in a building they own. Shoulda just stayed home that day
@@GrrillaFinger He's right though. Dan, Zach,AB,Ian, and Love's livelihood depends on Ethan staying healthy/uninjured. If anything happens to Ethan theyre all screwed out of a job.
Daddy Dan just wants to protect his family 😩❤️
@@tehcrazysoccergirl that's kinda digging deep for a real reason to act that way. My boss rides a motorcycle but I'm not sulking everytime he pulls up on it cuz if he crashes it I won't get paid
The Love Bot thing is gold. He’s adding a lot to the gang already.
AI Ian vs. Love Bot, let's go.
There’s an idea
Did NOT think that’s what a “love bot” was gonna be
Ethan doing the heart with his fingers to show that “he knows” is the equivalent to Trisha counting in broken Korean and saying “if you know, you know.”
HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOOOO
@@noonescrush hehehehe
Except I don’t think Trish was joking
I love how every time Dan’s discussing something serious, Love is just fucking around with his new robot in the background.
i have so much more love for love bc of this fkn robot
time stamp?😭😭
I WAS HARMED
@@shortie.j 1:23:00
Wouldn't you??
Ethan's face on the robot wheeling around is nightmare fuel😂😂😭
🤣🤣🤣
Although he is now undeniably a skinny legend😂
Crying from the get go here 😂
I want Ethan in robot form as my boss.
@@JagoffCitizen YES OMMMG. They should name the robot "Skinny Legend"
Ethan trying to make Dan mad when he’s explaining he doesn’t get mad...”how bout insulin prices, I know that bothers ya” 😂🤣😂
The contrast of Ethan being a misbehaved toddler to talking about his own misbehaved toddler is *chefs kiss*
please get a sign for off the rails where it’s like: __ days since our last lawsuit
I second this proposal
Third!
Yep
yes yes yes
YES PLEASE
Imagine being a completely new/substitute member of staff and someone goes "oh, shoot, the boss is here, you're gonna meet the boss, act normal!" and you turn around and it's Ethan on a stick
i swear i’m dead it’s too fucking good. when he ran it into the ping pong table!!?😂😂😂😂🤣💀💀💀
Best day ever!
And he just says "there's no poop in the bath!"
Ok - I love off the rails. This works.
Sucks that it doesn't pull in the same views as frenemies or after dark
@@pooey i'm still rather new (mostly frenemies fan) but may i know what's the difference btwn this and afterdark and the normal podcast with hilla?
Ok
@@wedin1051919 Get a load of this guy
It’s been working
I love the “Ian please stand up” every time they talk to him.
When Dan said “You just made the biggest mistake of your lives” to Kraft 😂
I can’t believe he really sent it! I was dying 😂
@@ashleybobashly92747299210 I LOLED.
@@ashleybobashly92747299210 so casual about it too lol
You weren’t lying when you said off the rails. The entire Gatsby sequence feels like OG h3h3 productions vibes
Deadass
Love it
I'm glad Ethan and BTS have worked out their differences.
It is the chicken nuggies that bind us.
I Love off the Rails because it feels the most like... just the crew hanging out. Could always use more Ian though.
I can’t get over how hilarious love robot was sitting in ethans lap like a kid
lol yes
I chocked
that's odd, I choked and you were chocking
I cried laughing
I was wheezing from that bit! 🤣
ethan in the love bot has me in tears, he’s literally george lopez from shark boy and lava girl
this comment made it 10x better 💀
MR ELECTRIC!
@@soaphope3398 HELPPPP
OMG
I-
Genuinely thought that Love had a pout filter on lol
Nah he’s just a pouter
Yeah why does he do that?
It looks like he’s doing a Zoolander impression 😂.
It’s a habit of his. Plus w/ the eyes he doesn’t really open them wide a lot. He’s looking at 4 screens too
Very common w certain UK accents sometimes French too
The beginning of the “I’m gonna come” sound bite 🥺
It's amusing how Love's resting face is a model's pout.
Yess!! I was wondering what he‘s doing with his mouth but that‘s just his face 😂 It looks reales cute though-definitely the new heartthrob of the show
It’s not forced?? Lol
Im dead hahahahaha
lmao i noticed that too. watch out AB, new hearthrob coming thru
It’s forced. That’s someone who is very insecure.
Ethan and Zach admitting to not using real Kraft Mayo was the most hilarious shit I’ve ever heard
I figured bc shits expensive
Love in the back with his 'I was harmed' message after Ethan said nobody was harmed 🤣
13:33
The origin of Dan's "I'm gonna commme"
It feels like Love is Dan's kid and it was "Bring your child to work" day. he's just standing there watching dad process excel sheets 😩💀
Literally imagine this is your boss and this is you office and this is your JOB 😭😭😭
i would actually enjoy life maybe
Reminds me of the office
I think about this every time I watch them all - I am so jealous.
I WISH
Dude a dream job! I'm so jealous!
We really need a soundbyte of Love saying “put me between your legs” in his delightful accent PLEASE sound God 🙏
Timestamp?? LMAO
@@missasoup it’s been a while so I’d have to go thru the episode but I’ll try to grab you a time stamp. I know it’s when Ethan is riding the Gatsby & Love says that to him (for context) but I’d have to scroll thru to find the exact spot
57:14 !!!!! I'm so late but it deserves to be remembered ❤
glad you got your wish haha
The fact that they didn't use real craft mayo is so fucking funny to me
Lol I love Love’s little notes on his screen that they don’t even notice
We notice and that’s all that matters!! lol
The first official Off The Rails episode did not disappoint. This was a truly hilarious mess and I wouldn't want it any other way. Happy to see everyone together in the new office, having fun.
Kraft Mayo: I'll never financially recover from this.
“Wait I was on low this whole time”
*speeds into the wall*
😂😂😂😂
Love's texts that he writes on the robot and images that he puts up are so subtle but when you see them they're so fucking funny lmaoo
the cracked screen after the gatsby video lmao
This whole episode is the reason why women live longer.
Facts woman here
Circle of life
they need to bring Lena on (for more than a one second cameo) to keep them from killing themselves by accident
Natural selection
hahahaha
I hate how nobody acknowledged Love’s “I WAS HARMED” when they’re arguing about what makes Dan mad 😂😂😂
😂😂
Ethan talking about Theodore entering into his terrible two’s is the most wholesome thing ever lmao
I support some Dansplaing. Somebody has to be a voice of reason when Papa is unsupervised. With Peace and Love
Love is so cute spinning in his little lovebot to look at everyone while they're speaking 🥺🥺🥺
*Me ready to relax, thinking this is going o be a normal episode.*
*Ethan enters as a literal fucking robot.*
Rewinding to the beginning after reading this comment has me in a chokehold
13:33 The iconic “I’m gonna cuuummmm “ line 😂
Dan is such a hater that he hates hating. He's gone full circle.
LMAOO
We love Dan
Omegalul
"If there was a contest to see
who doesn't give a fuck the most,
I wouldn't win because I
don't give a fuck about winning, yo.
And I even don't give a fuck
about not giving a fuck,
so I do give a fuck... Wait what?"
- Jon Lajoie
"DAN THE HATERRR "
I love that Ethan is more scared of Army coming for him than being sued by Triller😭😭
I’m scared of them too lol
Lmao who wouldn’t tho?
And now 2 years later he tries to get to our good side? Erm, it is late dude, we don't accept half ass appology and claim you are army. He was xenophobic, homiphobic misogynistic and now he appologizes only for clout. No, sorry
@@AlexaOleksa lmao when will u realize most of you guys are pathetic
@@AlexaOleksa why are you watching then
Ethan saying “I pooped in the bath once” was such a Trisha moment
such a pewdiepie moment hahah
Love getting a major upgrade so that he can be both physically, spiritually, and digitally present in the studio is one of the biggest history in the podcast industry.
I love how they tell Ian to stand up to show off his beard but once he’s standing the camera cuts off his face.
We’re truly off the rails.
I’m pretty sure Ian is the one who switches cams too lmfao 😭
It's so funny whatever they do with the cams pls ahqjqkq
does American McDonalds have sweet-sour sauce
@@joshentertainment2 umm yes
@@joshentertainment2 random place to ask
Ethan’s doube chin is vanishing before our eyes. Love that for him
he looks so cute and handsome! I’m happy for him that he’s losing weight but his energy lately is so good too
😊🎉
what is he doing for weight loss? anyone know?
@@avocado184nhs82 eating healthy and working out.
@@avocado184nhs82 believe has watching his calories and he also has a personal trainer
I’ve never seen Love laugh that much...actually at all. And I think the new setup is awesome cuz Love can let his sense of humor slowly slip through with the little captions and stuff on his screen.
That’s exactly what I said. I don’t think we’ve ever seen him laugh so hard. Love = Phil dunphy from modern family
Lovebot riding in between Ethan's legs on the Gatsby was so hilarious and also cute. Father son moment 😅
Every time I go back and watch an old episode, its surprising how different the show is. At the time of writing this, this episode is a little over a year old. Already, Dan not being in the scorpion is weird, no Olivia, Lovebot is dead, different background, and not as much focus on Lena and Sam.
The show is always changing and I love it.
when did Olivia join?
Dan: I don’t really get mad about anything.
Also Dan: Ranch dressing is everything that’s wrong with this country
I used to love ranch and now I absolutely hate it. I understand what he means now 😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA raise ur hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Dan 😂😂😂🙋♀️ I love ranch sm
hed not wrong tho lolll
Ranch is 🤮 imo but alas personal tastes always differ 🌟
@@sarahtheegemini raise ur hand if youve ever been personally victimised by ranch 🙋♀️
One thing for sure is that nothing can make Ethan laugh more than his Gatsby.
So just for that it's fair to say that the 4k$ are worth it.
Don't forget the fire safety demonstration 😈
@Muscleman8562 That's pretty dumb
And they say money doesn't buy happiness smh ethan seemed pretty amused to me
Every time Ethan gets on that thing he laughs so hard. He has a specific Gatsby laugh.
He will need Gatsby all the time soon, to drive his chin around.
The bot thing is fucking hilarious. It's like the Phil Bot straight out of Modern Family. I laughed so hard
That’s exactly what I thought. Love is Phil dunphy!!! 😂🤣😀
Zach: “thanks Ethan, I really appreciate that.”
Ethan : “I’m not done.”
Imagine, 10 gatsbys, in V formation at Disneyland, all on high, no regrets or remorse. Just mowing down crowds, a story time slaughter.
10 Gatsby's pulling up to Barstool hq
@@nicoleanderson395 fuck yeah. I'd buy one just to join the assault 😂 Foot soldiers are ready!
@@nicoleanderson395 11 with White Claw Gabe at the front with a megaphone yelling "Fuck Real Craft Mayo Baby, Fuck."
I understand why people would get mad if Ethan did that but my god that would be the funniest thing ever and I’m honestly praying that they’ll still do it
Not the mowing down the crowd part but you know what I mean
Please sound grab Dan saying “I’m gonna come” around the 14 minute mark 😅
I was looking for this comment hahah
13:32 😂
PLEASEEE
I love how Dan tried to challenge AB on a McDonalds menu item price when AB goes to McDonalds like every day 😂
"Ranch is everything wrong with America distilled into a saus" - Dan
I died.
Love is cracking me up with these captions 🤣 he seems such a sweetheart
Love should be the next H3 heartrob
$4k doesn’t seem like enough for love integration. They should buy him a full-fledged mech.
“I was harmed”
Love is my new favorite h3 member
@@lind12345 he is already in our hearts
the "I WAS HARMED" on Love's screen was the best
YES PLEASE THAT WAS SO FUNNY
Time stamp?
@@OliviaRoheit's around 1:06:14
I like when he had the fake smashed screen filter too 😂.
@@nunpho I even let an "oh no they broke him!" escape my lips when I saw that lmao
Ethan’s blank face staring off to space when tweeting at Kraft Mayo is gold
i came back like a year later to rewatch that 😂 this ep was pure gold 🏆
Watching today and it’s so odd without the girls chiming in. Even the guys were kind of on the quiet side. Love the crew he has today and the dynamic.
My grandma was on a disability mobility scooter lmao and she flipped over in front of the Alamo 😂😂 She went off a curb!
Ethan: “THIS EPISODE IS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTELY OFF THE RAILS!!!!!”
Also Ethan: “You know guys, watching a child grow up is really one of the most beautiful things in life ❤️.”
Ethan while trashing the office: This is my office, I own this place! What are you guys worried about?
The answer: Hila.
The origin of Dans "i'm gonna come" AS SOON AS I HEARD HIM SPEAK i was like , why did Zach play the sound bite ..OHH
Seeing lovebots perspective in Ethan‘s lap gave me life
Love's cracked screen graphic after the Gatsby bit and adding "Dan The Hater" while Dan was ranting is underrated comedy
Edit: "I was harmed" after they said "nobody was harmed" sent me 💀
That “I was harmed” had me fucking rolling
timestamp?
uh u
I thought it was real! Lol!
ME TOO I CANT RN
Genuinely loved hearing about Theodore. I understand why Ethan and Hila don't talk too much about him. It's better to keep children out of the spotlight. But hearing Ethan tell the terrible 2s story was adorable and hilarious. Maybe he could do a segment once every month where he tells a quick story like he did today.
Yessss I was thinking the same thing
i sometimes even forget about him, it's kinda weird to think that they raise an actual human child and live with him everyday. they seem to be great parents though, Ethan seems to be a very thoughtful, present and caring father (Hila's probably a supermom, but that's a given)
@le chapititeau ?
@@d_rk_sh Yes. Rich people definitely spend tons of time with their kids 🤦♂️
@@towIie wait, what? Rich people are actually quite notorious for spending less time with their kids, since rich people are usually workaholics and can afford nannies and boarding school - obviously not Ethan and Hila, but it is an unfortunate phenomenon that rich parents are often less involved.
Rewatching old episodes and finding the original videos of all the legendary soundbites is my favorite thing to do. Can't wait for the soundbite episode this year!
I can’t stop looking at Love sitting there like 😗
ethan destroying the office is literally killing me. the aggressiveness. im bawling at 2am😭😭😭
Love looks like he’s always doing “Blue Steel” face from Zoolander
Loool
Think you mean “magnum” but close, easy mistake to make if your not in the Male model industry
hahahhahahaahaha
Frr hahaha
Can't say Love without the pucker.
Why does him being on the gatsby remind me of Michael Scott messing around in the warehouse 😆😭
Omg brilliant hahahaha
“I was harmed” killed me 😂
The lovebot and Love’s expressions and captions were the highlight of the show
The lovebot definitely took the show up a notch 😂
@@alyssamoreno2760 for sure! They better keep the lovebot permanently now😂
I love of the rails because they don't talk about much news in particular, and it's more of a check in with the boys and what's going on in their lives. It's a nice chill podcast.
its funny you callling off the rails the "chill" podcast lmao
I would watch a whole podcast with just Theodore stories.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Love: *smolder*
Last episode: Ethan: I think Ian hates me for some reason.
Now: Ethan: we have a very exciting roast Ian segment today. Also can I set your beard on fire?
Literally roasting the beard
Honestly Kraft missed a huge opportunity here, if they didn't want to make Zack the winner they could have given him a fun title like "Major Mayo" or something instead and become a sponsor of H3 and every episode Zack could have been decked out in Kraft merch. It would have been hilarious and a win for everyone, but now they've poked the bear
PLAY THE WAR HORN
yeah it seems because he popular or connected to h3 he wasn't considerd
They probably didn't want a bloke with highlights and nail varnish 🤡
@@danielrogers1685 their loss
Most brands don’t have humor like that 🤷🏽♀️ I imagine kraft’s commerce team just being a bunch of boomers
18:57 I love how ethans dancing in the relflection of love bots screen
They really be forgetting that podcasts are supposed to be more for audio format 😭
Yes! I had to pause this episode on my walk so that I can watch the video later :P
H3 is basically more a youtube show than a podcast. Its the only pod that I always watch, dont wanna miss all the good stuff
I think it’s intentional so that people are more likely to check out the vods
Watching Love over Dan's shoulder while Dan is talking about being angry and Love being so calm and relaxed is a whole mood
“I was harmed”
Idk I find it kinda annoying. I just want Dan.
Zac has ascended with these sound bites and timing. If you’re reading this, you are the sound bite god, man.
I LOVED the rage segment so much lmfao!! It’s so great when you’re all together esp. with the lovebot and his captions on the screen 😭 off the rails feels so complete
'It's my office I own this place' bruh that shit got me fucked up I'm still cracking up
You dropped 4k on a Love bot, which is very appreciated. However, I see that Dan is still in a normal chair and not a 360 Zero Gravity desk. Hmmmm
Desks and chairs don’t add any entertainment value
@@xBRProductionsx with all due respect, you're wrong
@@xBRProductionsx with peace and love, zero gravity Dan is NEEDED
I’m so glad that Love was in this episode so much, even in robot form. I feel like he’s underrated, I’m always laughing at all of his little bits.
so this is where the soundbite came from i was so confused when dan said that and it was not a soundbite annd it was really him speaking
I didn't realize that until today either 😂.
Watching all of them plotting, analyzing, & hitting new peaks of anger over the Mayo contest was so funny. They’d get so serious that I’d forget the ridiculousness of it all, then remember again, & it would make it 10x funnier
13:33 Dan saying “I’m gonna come” soundbyte request
I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN HE SAID IT LIKE THAT... i really hope they soundbyte it
Yes yes yes, I had the exact same thought!
I was just about to post the same thing. Yes! We need this!
YES we need this
YES! I was laughing so hard when he said it
Love secretly putting a bunch of jokes in the background when no one is paying attention is my favorite part of this episode lmao
Yeah he’s great
When the love not kept hitting against Ethan and the handle bars, I stopped breathing!😂
Lol “We will eradicate these underhanded dealings from the earth!” “We’ll take the shirt though.” 🤣