Choso 100%. I don't care how sleep deprived he looks, but he will always have my heart. And with Noritoshi's, "he probably could pull some girls..." ME. I personally find him attractive. I think I have a type. Then again, I also like Gojo and Inumaki. Honestly though, I think Geto does belong in the "could steal your girl but won't" category. Idk, it seems to suit him better. But that's just my opinion. Loved your video
I feel like Nanami would fit more in "Steal your girl but doesn't want her". He chose to be single, even though he wanted to be married one day, because he didn't like the idea of someone who loved him waiting and worrying to see if he came home each night. At the same time, he's really respectful of boundaries and respect, which means he wouldn't be looking at "your" girl.
Sukuna'd be all evil and shit till Yuji gets a girl and he goes:"ah yes the ultimate rizz technique i havent used since heien era" bro is Yuji's biggest hater,might set aside being evil just to ruin Yuji's chances lol
Choso was THE unexpected threat for me as well lol. Like, I saw him in s1 and was like, ew, what? And now I freaking love him he threw me such a curveball
Geto is too high in this list. He tried stealing Yuta's girl and failed. Who can LITERALLY steal your girl: Mahito - uses idle transfiguration and swallows her Kenjaku - uses her as a hostess Toge - uses curse speech accidentally Todo - you're making love to her and he claps
Coming in with the facts... Rika's got her priorities straight 😂 The real question is, does Todo's ability activate when he's clapping cheeks... I think we've just found the theme of our next video 🧐
3:14 such a shitty word should not even exist. Choso had a shitty life since Shibuya so ofc. he diesn't look like a happy, healthy person. You would look creepy too if you where concious for 150 years 😂. Choso is hot enough to definitely steal your girlfriend, but he isn't mean. He wouldn't do that. For me he would maybe be in "Steals your girl with kindness" or accidentally, because he mistook her with Yuki
13:10 saying that sukuna takes his look from yuji is WILD. and saying that sukunas' true form isn't attractive is also crazy because his true form is so attractive.
choso is too far down on this list 😭 me and most other women i’ve talked to love this man. he’s got an aura to him yk. and the fact that he makes pigtails and makeup look attractive is actually insane
Honestly I love the idea of a love triangle where two people start out as a couple, but then end up competing and squabbling and backstabbing for the third's heart haha
Haibara is just a ray of sunshine 😊 he would def steal your girl accidentally, apologize for it, but will treat her like she's the most precious thing in the world ❤❤
Thank you so much 😊! We made a few videos on another channel before this one as a gateway to content creation but they barely broke 100 views each so I doubt you heard them there. That’d be funny though 😂.
5:47 hilarious cause Gojo legit created Formation B to ruin Megumi’s chances of getting with who he thought was a girl flirting with him…implying there’s MULTIPLE formations! 😂 like how many girls have they blocked from dating Megumi? I can actually see him unintentionally rizzing up girls he just has that cool and mysterious air around him similar to Gojo & Toji’s natural sex appeal, so like fathers like son. Also can’t forget Tsumiki’s friend told Tsumiki off for throwing milk at him and then proceeded to blow him a flirty kiss, also Hana’s crush on him, and canonically Mai’s first love was Megumi…..which is…yeah. So Megumi canonically gets bitches
Just stopped for a minute because Geto almost still the student of Gojo. If he didn't say shit about Maki, Yuta was almost climbing the bird to go with him...
@@Husbandohub to me taking a girl with rizz and taking a girl by force still result in her being taken. Kenjaku and sukuna use force. Toji and gojo use rizz. Nanami absolutely COULD take women yet he doesnt (canonically he wont hes a good man) which is why i bump him and good-geto down. (Evil-geto probably wouldnt care, but you have good geto on the list and im positive hes a gentleman)
@@MrEvldreamr That's a good point! Nanami and pre-breakdown Geto would definitely be more reserved, probably less interested in the practice of rizz lol
I would keep Junpei safe for all eternity and give him all the love he deserves - and then some 🥰💖 (Yeah, canon is nice and all, I guess, but I prefer letting him live on in my imagination 🥲)
Do NOT Show Your Girlfriend Jujutsu Kaisen: ruclips.net/video/fwR65lmD664/видео.html
Who's stealing your girl 💍(and/or your heart ❤)?
Choso 100%. I don't care how sleep deprived he looks, but he will always have my heart. And with Noritoshi's, "he probably could pull some girls..." ME. I personally find him attractive. I think I have a type. Then again, I also like Gojo and Inumaki. Honestly though, I think Geto does belong in the "could steal your girl but won't" category. Idk, it seems to suit him better. But that's just my opinion. Loved your video
The Choso appreciation is real 😌. Yeah I think I was focusing too much on Geto before the breakdown 😝 but I agree! Thanks so much for watching!
TOJI 😋😋😋❤️❤️❤️🤘🤘🤘🤘
you did mahito dirty and i love himmmmm!!!😭😭😭😭😭
I feel like Nanami would fit more in "Steal your girl but doesn't want her". He chose to be single, even though he wanted to be married one day, because he didn't like the idea of someone who loved him waiting and worrying to see if he came home each night. At the same time, he's really respectful of boundaries and respect, which means he wouldn't be looking at "your" girl.
Gojo canonically steals a poor kids slides, theres no way he wouldnt steal ya girl
Wait, I need to know what this is referring to 😂
@@Husbandohubin the anime when gojo shows yuji his room he leaves with his slides
I see! Haha that's great, just checked out the scene. Gojo takes what Gojo wants.
“With this with this sacred treasure i sum-“ - Megumi probably
Sukuna'd be all evil and shit till Yuji gets a girl and he goes:"ah yes the ultimate rizz technique i havent used since heien era"
bro is Yuji's biggest hater,might set aside being evil just to ruin Yuji's chances lol
Choso was THE unexpected threat for me as well lol. Like, I saw him in s1 and was like, ew, what? And now I freaking love him he threw me such a curveball
i love how he excuses getos literal war crimes into having a bad day
The first time I heard that line used on a character was with Eren Yeager 😂 Same vibe x100
Your at a date with Mahito and tomorrow he turns you into your sleep paralysis demon
If that’s not a red flag I don’t know what is😆
Everyone else gets a GF and is happy.
Sukuna:meh good for them.
Yuji gets a GF.
Sukuna:Time to to whip out my old rizz.
Anything to ruin his life 😆
I can almost hear Sukuna's maniacal laughter mocking Yuji after the slap lol
"Ahh, my rizz technique. I haven't used that since the heian era"
ancient ahh rizz
none of them can steal my girl cause i dont have one!!
A true tactician... always one step ahead 🧐
id put sukuna in the top one cus he would steal your girl to make you suffer
That sounds about right 😂
He’d eat out your girl and by that I mean he would bite off her legs
Good thing Yuji never had a GF I'm sure Sukuna would have had a field day with that. 💀☠️
GOJO will steal anything from you because He is HIM
He is indeed him
Sukuna literaly asking where are the women the moment he spawns in the world🤨🤨🤨
LOL truuuuue. However, I'm not sure he's looking for romance ❤️🔪
@@Husbandohub o yea ig he wanted them but for his brunch
😂😂
Toji would definitely steal your girls money
💯 So quick she wouldn't even notice.
For real 😂😂😂😂
SO TRUE 😂
Kento Nanami definitely steals my heart!❤
Absolutely!
He can steal my whole existence I wouldn't mind
Geto is too high in this list. He tried stealing Yuta's girl and failed. Who can LITERALLY steal your girl:
Mahito - uses idle transfiguration and swallows her
Kenjaku - uses her as a hostess
Toge - uses curse speech accidentally
Todo - you're making love to her and he claps
Coming in with the facts... Rika's got her priorities straight 😂
The real question is, does Todo's ability activate when he's clapping cheeks... I think we've just found the theme of our next video 🧐
@@Husbandohub"APPLAUSE IS AN ACCLAMATION OF THE SOUL!!"
Is todo swapping with u or ur girl? 🤔 is he stealing ur girl or u
I'm sorry but I cackled 😭
3:14 such a shitty word should not even exist. Choso had a shitty life since Shibuya so ofc. he diesn't look like a happy, healthy person. You would look creepy too if you where concious for 150 years 😂. Choso is hot enough to definitely steal your girlfriend, but he isn't mean. He wouldn't do that. For me he would maybe be in "Steals your girl with kindness" or accidentally, because he mistook her with Yuki
13:10 saying that sukuna takes his look from yuji is WILD. and saying that sukunas' true form isn't attractive is also crazy because his true form is so attractive.
not me screaming ABS! when they describe choso😅
Is it just me who thinks sukunas OG form is attractive af? I didnt know that was my type but damn i like all three of his forms 😭 (i also love choso)
Toji don't want your girl, he wants Megumama.
Sadly, Megumama is no longer with us, so RIP.
I declare Megumama to be her official name from here on out.
It would be cool to learn more about their relationship.
@@Husbandohubwhat about mamaguro thou 🤔
LOL that roles off the tongue nicely
Gojo honestly stole the whole show of jjk. He became the most popular character
Choso’s the guy ur girl tells u not to worry about
I can fix geto 😂 i also have depression....
Have you considered that Choso looks good not despite pigtails and heavy eye makeup, but BECAUSE of them? Hmm?
Kenjaku would steal your girl in a literal sense 😂
I love both guys in the "accidentally steals your girl" category. 🥰 (I'm a girl, btw.)
12:49 Yuji on the left looks so hot but looks like a cute baby on the right
Bro if I saw any of these men I’m leaving everything behind😭
choso is too far down on this list 😭 me and most other women i’ve talked to love this man. he’s got an aura to him yk. and the fact that he makes pigtails and makeup look attractive is actually insane
100% agree. At this point I'd rank him amongst the top!
Honestly I love the idea of a love triangle where two people start out as a couple, but then end up competing and squabbling and backstabbing for the third's heart haha
And it just ends with a poly relationship 😂
Geto, Nanami and Megumi are my favorite 😍 men from JJK ❤❤
Im still simping over mahito
Besides being a deadbeat and an assassin😂😂😂
minor inconveniences
You're on point with sukuna and gojo
See how my boy Haibara ain’t there, that’s cuz he’s just perfect 😭?
Haibara is just a ray of sunshine 😊 he would def steal your girl accidentally, apologize for it, but will treat her like she's the most precious thing in the world ❤❤
I've been binge watching your channel and I'm in love! Btw do you guys have another channel somewhere? Your voices sound very familiar.
Thank you so much 😊!
We made a few videos on another channel before this one as a gateway to content creation but they barely broke 100 views each so I doubt you heard them there. That’d be funny though 😂.
not attractive in his original form???!! do you guys know that us women are going FERAL for that form?!!!
Sukuna melts me…
From his looks, demeanour, or cursed technique lol?
All of it…
I’m the gf he’d steal
Fair enough 😂
@@Husbandohuball of the above and his voice
Gojo is the only one I have my eyes for. Gojo and Ken Kaneki are my top anime crushes
Suguru stole my heart from the start till the end 💝💝
Ranking JJK characters on who would steal gf ❌️
Ranking JJK characters on who will steal me from my gf ✅️
5:47 hilarious cause Gojo legit created Formation B to ruin Megumi’s chances of getting with who he thought was a girl flirting with him…implying there’s MULTIPLE formations! 😂 like how many girls have they blocked from dating Megumi? I can actually see him unintentionally rizzing up girls he just has that cool and mysterious air around him similar to Gojo & Toji’s natural sex appeal, so like fathers like son.
Also can’t forget Tsumiki’s friend told Tsumiki off for throwing milk at him and then proceeded to blow him a flirty kiss, also Hana’s crush on him, and canonically Mai’s first love was Megumi…..which is…yeah. So Megumi canonically gets bitches
The first four can steal me for sure
Surprised that Kusakabe and Higuruma are not on here
Just stopped for a minute because Geto almost still the student of Gojo. If he didn't say shit about Maki, Yuta was almost climbing the bird to go with him...
Toji, kenjaku, and sukuna need to be right there with gojo.
Bump nanami and geto down.
Other than that the list is fine.
Personally, I've gotta keep my boy Nanami up there. Toji and Sukuna could definitely move up - they get a pass despite their danger levels 😝
@@Husbandohub to me taking a girl with rizz and taking a girl by force still result in her being taken.
Kenjaku and sukuna use force. Toji and gojo use rizz.
Nanami absolutely COULD take women yet he doesnt (canonically he wont hes a good man) which is why i bump him and good-geto down. (Evil-geto probably wouldnt care, but you have good geto on the list and im positive hes a gentleman)
@@MrEvldreamr That's a good point! Nanami and pre-breakdown Geto would definitely be more reserved, probably less interested in the practice of rizz lol
I would keep Junpei safe for all eternity and give him all the love he deserves - and then some 🥰💖
(Yeah, canon is nice and all, I guess, but I prefer letting him live on in my imagination 🥲)
I've decided your imagination is canon 😌
11:23 is illegal 😭✋
I think sukuna has more of a ' that's not your girl anymore whether she likes it or not' kinda guy
3:11 i hope i can get out of my head what you just said.........
Yuji's definitely stealing me :P
Bru at this point I would pay thousands for Toji to hang out with me😭🙏let alone have fun😭
There is no Girlfriend to steal in my case, i'm taking Choso and never give him back >:3
Can you do Ranking JUJUTSU KAISEN Characters on Who Would Steal Your Boyfriend version?
Im curius how would be with the JJK girls
My ADHD told me to me to watch this video at 2x speed
Bro my TEACHER simps for sukuna and choso
Gojo 💪
The legend 😎
Answer: ALL OF THEM
*puts Mahito on the bottom of the list*
also him: *puts sukuna near the very top* 💀
as a girl with a boyfriend id let geto steal me
update we broke up
Kenjaku and Manito could steal me
idk mahito can change his body to ANY shape.... so...
Noritoshi can get it fr 😋
Let's goooo
✊
I refuse to accept this Mahito slander
12:57 Uhm... am i the only one whos actually like that then... 🥲
Dw i fell in the same hole, and im in too deep 😌
Not to me ^^ 13:10
yeah lets all date satoru, monogamy is overrated anyway
You more toxic than toji
Ok so apart from amazing content you guys have mesmerizing voices 🫠 how is this channel so underrated , that’s not fair !