Growing up in Dallas, 'Smear the Queer', was a game of 'throw up tackle'. You throw a football straight up in the air, and then everyone chases whoever catches it.
Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!
Smear the queer was usually played with a football and the person in possession, or the queer, had to avoid being tackled, or smeared, by the remaining players.
29:20 all the way back in episode 300 Mark had no idea what Joe meant by "what's good for the goose..." wonder how many times a week Joe drops that gem
Smear the Queer .. and Rumble .. were the same thing in middle Ohio. Throw up a football and whoever catches it runs while the other kids try to tackle him. After he's tackled, he then throws up the ball .. repeat.
Aldi is the shit. Also Joe kept mispronouncing it 🤣 it's 'all-dee' Double also, i would join the patreon to see the full vid of Joe bombing that corporate mentioned last week
18:57 Hey! A Utah man! 🎵I am a Utah man, sir, and I live across the green Our gang, it is the jolliest that you have ever seen Our co-ed’s are the fairest and each one’s a shining star And through the mountains, near and far… Who am I, sir? A UTAH man am I. A Utah man, sir, and will be, ‘til I die. We’re up to stuff, we never bluff, we’re game for any fuss No other gang of college-men dare meet us in a muss So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky We’ll fight for dear old crimson, for a U…tah…man…am…I…🏈
The new Linklater, Hit Man, stinks. Powell's white guy charisma aside the movie blows, and it's mainly because the female character (not the actress) is atrocious and feels like a step back for women. It's almost dogshit.
From Wikipedia: "[Ian] MacKaye chose the word 'fugazi' from Mark Baker's Nam, a compilation of stories of Vietnam War veterans, in there being a slang acronym for 'Fucked Up, Got Ambushed, Zipped In [a body bag]'."
Similar to the black olive, some Asian airline took one page out of their in flight magazine and it saved them millions too not just because of the cost of the page but the WEIGHT Jerry, the literal weight because of the gas saved. Give it a goog.
Mr. Magoo aka J. Quincy Magoo is a fictional cartoon character created at the UPA animation studio in 1949. Voiced by Jim Backus, Mr. Magoo is an elderly, wealthy, short-statured retiree who gets into a series of comical situations as a result of his extreme near-sightedness, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem. However, through uncanny streaks of luck, the situation always seems to work itself out for him, leaving him no worse than before.
I know Mr. List will kick me in the nuts but... there's no such word as "explicitives." It's "expletives" no C. I'm not trying to nitpick but he's said it a whole bunch of times.
Brockton Madsachusetts being called the City of Champions is hilarious...its an absolute shithole. Nobody goes to Brockton unless they absolutely have to
Pt #2 food and nutrition is not equatable to grabbing a bag of chips for a snack ##aldl or #aldo just moved Into my neighborhood. Just got busted for selling multiple items saying no added ingredients yet has lab grown proteins
"Time is a construct" - Rza Here yee' Here yee': If we can listen to old Matt & Shane's ol' testament, then what are we really upset about? Gander the Goose ya'll
I think you two would love Jim Jeffries bit about Greta Thuneberg. Havent seen it in a while but you guys talking about her was real similar to his bit.
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Smear the queer was just tackling the kid with the ball
yessir. picking up shit and smearing it on someone not a thing far as I remember
yup we used to play it at the park
How does Chuck have access to google and still get it wrong? I looked it up myself and found the correct answer in 10 seconds.
@@sleepyheadlukeonly for comedic affects i assume
*balls in his mouth
Growing up in Dallas, 'Smear the Queer', was a game of 'throw up tackle'. You throw a football straight up in the air, and then everyone chases whoever catches it.
We had the exact same game, same name in Southern California, lol. Good times
@@ianedwards9722 hell yeah, great memories!
Northern California as well.
Same in the midwest
@@IndependentWood Bay area
lmfao Joe looks extra like Steve from American dad in this vid.
Haha, good call
😂😂😂
Once you see it you can't unsee it
Lol 😆 🤣 😂
Joe “Steven Anita smith” List 😂
They’re never leaving this office
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it's like an episode of a rebooted Twilight Zone
My dad is experimenting with men
Hahah!
Best comment 👌
😂😂
Ahhh a twist lol😂
"Tell me if this is autism" should be a weekly segment for Mark. 45:42
Funny thing is... they kept sayin Al..dee Aldi.. and it's Ahldee... Alldee is the correct pronunciation.... and in Mark's pun he says All dee... as a joke! It is pronounced Ahldee!!! Haha!
Marks autism kicks at 00:01 a few years ago. Comedy!
we dont need more people claiming autism.. unless they say it in a Boston accent, then its 'Art-ism
Anyone else miss the couch days and the MainKoon?
…and no chuck, good times.
Miss ya Greg!
You misspelled Coon. Maine as well.
Yesss I've been binging on those old eps 😊😊😊😊 super funny
All the time :(
So the guy that only eats chicken nuggets doesn't get the grocery store hype?? Huh.. I'm not surprised 😅
Ain’t a plumber but I know it’s all pipes!
Smear the queer was a game of tackling whoever had the ball
We played that in California too shit was ruthless in highschool 😂
lol were playing that in elementary in Michigan
I'm writing this on behalf of my friend, In5D. He is now vision impaired as he was blinded by Joe's alabaster white legs.
Hey, I like lSD too!
MY FATHER PREFERS THE COMPANY OF MEN
who doesn't?! ❤
Who doesn't?
@user-tf8ko2dr4b Victims of domestic abuse, battered women shelters, et al...
My mother's transgender
So you are saying hes really your father and that hes gay?
I feel like the bet amount in Joe’s Parker Posie Bonfire story changes every time he tells it 😂
Every story he tells changes every time.
very true my friend 😂
@@philliphayden2727
how are you today? 😊
Lol the "ya gotta have more similes " got me😂
Joe has the absolute worst taste in women.
Smear the queer was usually played with a football and the person in possession, or the queer, had to avoid being tackled, or smeared, by the remaining players.
Thank you! Lol I'm from New Hampshire definitely a new England thing
@@jdm603jakeI’m from rural Ohio and we played smeer the queer definitely reach’s farther then New England
All of us Tuesgays should get together and play this
@LiquidDaylight Tuesgay here from Tennessee and Smear the queer was a staple of our childhood games.
@@jdm603jakeNorthern California here and we played that too!
My boys need a house - Cosmo Kramer
These two will get pink eye if they don’t start airing out the microphones after they rip ass
Beyonce: "IIIIIIIII had an abortionnnnn" lmao
did u just mention elaine from jerry seinfeld as one of the most beautiful women of all time? ....that IS comedy !!
No shit! They always say that but I never ever understood that one.
Tuesdays is my favorite pod with the most Iraq news looking set
Can I paint you guys something? Free
I look forward to late monday nights for some Joe List spread eagle views
Yeah and it's free from the goodness of his heart. Feehan charges for that sort of thing.
Joe is so funny when he thinks he’s bombing 😂😂 “okay folks” is gold
Your dad and I are in a relationship
Agreed!
or marks "alllllllright" when he thinks hes bombing, its funny from both of them cuz its relatable lol
Im glad everyone is correcting them that smear the queer was actually a football game
29:20
all the way back in episode 300 Mark had no idea what Joe meant by "what's good for the goose..."
wonder how many times a week Joe drops that gem
Smear the Queer .. and Rumble .. were the same thing in middle Ohio. Throw up a football and whoever catches it runs while the other kids try to tackle him. After he's tackled, he then throws up the ball .. repeat.
Aldi is the shit. Also Joe kept mispronouncing it 🤣 it's 'all-dee'
Double also, i would join the patreon to see the full vid of Joe bombing that corporate mentioned last week
Hilarious how he sees country people just imagine what they think of this goofy looking city slicker 😂😂😂
The word is expletives Joe...explicitives is not a word
Millennial
The regz is 10 times funnier than these old banked months in advance crap.
what is regz?
"A fat dumpy loser" made me laugh because is was stated so genuinely. 😂
BROCKTON 🇺🇸 M.A.
also home of “ Lil Poopie “.
L♥️VE from Whitman 🇺🇸 M.A.
point mugu is a navy base off the gold coast in ventura county outside of oxnard, ca
Finally. It's gay time!
Kingwood nice area but it floods easily
Collin Queef 🥳🤣
55:12 Crazy story and an original way to go! Also I cannot wait for Mark to come to Chicago! Joe, Chuck and the rest of Funbearable, please come soon!
Mark got the Battle of the Bulge story all screwed up.
I went straight to Mark Wahlbergs Wikipedia
In what state is trader joes cheap? Marks on crank
Smear the queer is a football game in the Midwest.
Im wearing the same shorts as joe... goddammit i didnt my style was this bad lol
Parkie posey in dazed and confused can haze me😵😵
18:57 Hey! A Utah man!
🎵I am a Utah man, sir, and I live across the green
Our gang, it is the jolliest that you have ever seen
Our co-ed’s are the fairest and each one’s a shining star
And through the mountains, near and far…
Who am I, sir? A UTAH man am I.
A Utah man, sir, and will be, ‘til I die.
We’re up to stuff, we never bluff, we’re game for any fuss
No other gang of college-men dare meet us in a muss
So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky
We’ll fight for dear old crimson, for a U…tah…man…am…I…🏈
Smear the queer, it was like full contact hot potato
joes' number 1 is feet hands
The new Linklater, Hit Man, stinks. Powell's white guy charisma aside the movie blows, and it's mainly because the female character (not the actress) is atrocious and feels like a step back for women. It's almost dogshit.
Keep chuck off the mic he ruins the show
12:15 chuck gave the gayest answer possible 😂
1:02:29 That sounds like a cyberpunk version of Carl Sagan's "Pale Blue Dot" speech. A pale blue rectangle perhaps?
I work in aldi in the UK lol😊
Point Mugu is in SoCal
“Garlic sauce” 😂😂😂
13:13 Hey Mark ! We used to call that " Ring the bell and run like hell "
From Wikipedia:
"[Ian] MacKaye chose the word 'fugazi' from Mark Baker's Nam, a compilation of stories of Vietnam War veterans, in there being a slang acronym for 'Fucked Up, Got Ambushed, Zipped In [a body bag]'."
Similar to the black olive, some Asian airline took one page out of their in flight magazine and it saved them millions too not just because of the cost of the page but the WEIGHT Jerry, the literal weight because of the gas saved. Give it a goog.
Mr. Magoo aka J. Quincy Magoo is a fictional cartoon character created at the UPA animation studio in 1949. Voiced by Jim Backus, Mr. Magoo is an elderly, wealthy, short-statured retiree who gets into a series of comical situations as a result of his extreme near-sightedness, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem. However, through uncanny streaks of luck, the situation always seems to work itself out for him, leaving him no worse than before.
Hey Joe, the correct pronunciation is EXPLETIVE, not EXPLICITIVE. You said it twice and I couldn't help but help you out. Tuesgays!
Elizabeth Shue
I know Mr. List will kick me in the nuts but... there's no such word as "explicitives." It's "expletives" no C. I'm not trying to nitpick but he's said it a whole bunch of times.
Brockton Madsachusetts being called the City of Champions is hilarious...its an absolute shithole. Nobody goes to Brockton unless they absolutely have to
Joe loving This Ain't Texas and Parker Posey, tasteeeeee 👌
Joe listen, you gotta have some Similes
Pt #2 food and nutrition is not equatable to grabbing a bag of chips for a snack ##aldl or #aldo just moved Into my neighborhood. Just got busted for selling multiple items saying no added ingredients yet has lab grown proteins
"Time is a construct" - Rza
Here yee' Here yee': If we can listen to old Matt & Shane's ol' testament, then what are we really upset about? Gander the Goose ya'll
Mark said he made sure he googled her age but joe didnt wanna believe it.. I wonder how many dumb arguments joe got into that day..fun guy alert🚨🍄🚨🍄
I think you two would love Jim Jeffries bit about Greta Thuneberg. Havent seen it in a while but you guys talking about her was real similar to his bit.
Mark @7:23 "I didn't know you had bits"
Aldi is a discount grocery chain down here in Houston. Okay for some things, but overall tough.
How the f do you not know about the battle of the bulge? Please answer. I have a 101 ab license plate cover to commemorate the bastards.
You lose me on the OJ shit, Joe. Blame it on comedy ignorance if you shall but that's some bullshit. I'm still a fan, ya queef
Mark if you come out saying glockford in Rockford, IL, the crowd will go nuts 🤣 See ya there!
ALDI is the cheapest grocery store out there, THAT is one that should be called out. All the others are just grocery stores. Aldi is dif
@16:20 that story/prank had me laughing so hard I had to pull over or I would’ve crashed my motorcycle.
yall dont have scarlett johansson, kerry washington, olivia munn.. in your list c’mon
I thought he was gonna forget Parker posey for a sec
Mark has been told about jomboy from like 5 different people and everytime he acts like he's never heard of it 😂
Amal Clooney actually kinda looks like Mark's wife a bit lol
Cloo 'n' Amal, surely, huh Tuesgays? 🍆
Put your legs down joe they look like a young womans. It’s very bizarre.
Texas Hold Em by Beyoncé is maybe the worst song I’ve ever heard
12 years past 30. But ok... y'all are Saved By The Bell College Years.
And she didnt even flush
53:15 literally none of this is true or even remotely fact checkable given how vague of a claim it is...
Yes! Thank God you’re moving; I hate this location.
Are kids stuck to their phone in other countries? I would love to move to a country where people are not doing this.
Of course Joe gets his info from Wikipedia. Now it all makes sense! 😂
Imagine having Joe List for a dad. That kid is definitely going to kill himself.
I love 58:38 . These two are my absolute favorite god damn next Tuesday is far
Listamania was better than Hulkamania! … somebody had to say it! 😄
Mark didnt blind the guy. Thats a myth. He lost his eye in Vietnam.
Those top fives can all be easily beat.
I could never beat easily
always gotta be hard
Joes top 5 is women he likes. Marks started raw doability but went woke
Joe pronounces ALDI weird...
as much as Jolie was attractive i vote for Pitt since he is German so he cant lie...
Joe's lack of common knowledge and basic reasoning is getting old
Joey Karate = Joey “co co” Diaz in a karate Gi ( karate clothes) 😄
You googled everything except smear the queer. 😝
You know you are gay when you can name their top 5 before they can.
Can someone wipe the shitstain off the wall behind Joe @ 10:23?