Mark saying "NO, we need daylight savings .." made me realize he's like never says no, he's so extremely agreeable Think his "You think so?" might mean No 😊 or "Is that so?" nice way to say No way. Its perfect for back forth banter
It’s crazy hearing Joe talk about hanging with sandler and how that one guy might not have known him. Joe and mark are the future of comedy. I’ve met Sam and Mark. Need to meet Joe. These guys are going to be huge!
@@Jsharp102 yes they are but they’re going to be even bigger. I’ve followed them for years. Watch. Segura flys in a private jet. These guys don’t yet. They will. Hope they never stop being funny.
no dude, we all are conceited Dunning Kruger Effect laden type people, who only want entertainment, fast food, and to be "famous" gone are the hard work, getting married, having a gf, ...sorry to put this on you but i know you're younger then me, id say as a cold guess your between 20-26 - you have no idea how bad things are. @xGNiTzitalian . Goodfellas days are gone, we all rat on each other, we hate and all cant stand each other, back in the day, people were smart, left each other alone, worked hard, prayed, owned a stereo, drove a car that wouldnt complete fall apart upon ANY crash at ANY Speed, education finished, tachers are freaks, the Left is outta control, the right is outta control, everyone is failing...i am 39 and TRUST ME you'd wish THIS WAS 2002 or 03' those were the days, CD players, Men were Men (not a diss to any LGBTQ thing just human nature wise..we all fallen) we smoked cigarettes, fist faught, and we all were calm and didnt think every "movement" was necessary..today its all vapes, weed, chick filet, X, Tick Tock, Ketamine, vampant homosexuality, and the worses part is ...women dont date anymore ...so Only fans starts...SJW (solcial justice warrior)..now called Karens...EVERYTHING IS FINISHED..COMPLETELY FINISHED
That was one of the best List stories ever! 😂 Dream hang of a lifetime absolutely fkd up by having to be part of an entourage and seat placement. Instant classic!
“I need to see the photo of the fro. The froto.” is hilarious lol. And just a side note, when y’all reference a picture of something like the one with Sandler, or even just talking about the four seasons and other hotel and which is better y’all should show it on screen.
Daylight savings effects people who live near mountain ranges more than those who live in flat prairies. Joe's just afraid of kooks, it's not for him. It's for people who have to get up and work outside at 7AM so they can have more daylight in the morning. They make our planet survive.
So many people get this backwards and think this is daylight savings time. What we switched to is standard time. Daylight savings time is when it's dark later starting in March.
Mark makes me laugh so much!!! I had to take multiple breaks listening to this one, my muscles were hurting from laughing consistently 😂 Almost every single thing he says makes be laugh! 😂🤣😅😂🤣
Joe has it backwards. Gaylight savings just ended. If it gets eliminated the east coast states would have to shift to the Atlantic time zone in order to have time correspond what's Summer Sunrise and sets
Am I missing something with Joe's rant about daylight savings time. Surely the clock going back an hour gives us more light than we normally would have if we were getting up an hour later.
I've been trained like Pablo's dogs to sit and drool on Mondays in anticipation of my favorite podcast, the only problem is when I hear mark's watch beep I shit myself...
Yukon passed the bill for no more time change but they were anticipating BC and California to do the same, and it hasn’t happened yet. So we’re our own weird time zone.
List, you have the Daylight Savings thing ass backwards. You want year-round Daylight Savings to have the sun set at a later time (it's actually in the name Daylight SAVINGS). Obviously the sun would rise later, especially closer to the winter solstice.
1:00:27 This is the point in time where Joe needs someone to pull up “I hate myself” on RUclips, and show this passive aggressive dude the 9.4 million reasons why Joe was sitting exactly where he deserved to be ❤😂
Yeah, I wish we'd stick to one system-- Standard Time, Daylight Savings Time, I really don't care. Nobody likes changing the time twice a year. But senators & representatives are literally too busy fighting with each other to get ANYthing done. It's pathetic.
Wow. You know sometimes I amaze myself with how right I can be 😂. I listened to We Might Be Drunk yesterday and they mentioned they’re making a movie and I just knew Joe List must be mad about it. And in the first ten minutes Joes saying they should finish that movie they were writing ten years ago 😂
The part about daylight savings is like listening to a flat earth podcast. We don't want to get rid of daylight savings, we want to stay in it!Daylight savings is what we are in from March to November. When the clocks go back in the fall, we are LEAVING daylight savings! C'mon you queefs! Get it together!
I know you guys are movie snobs, but I happened to watch "The Wrong Missy" with David Spade. It's silly, but the woman that played the wrong Missy was hilarious.
When I hear mark doing an ad, I always think he really is always hung over.
...and in a closet.
Well he is
I don’t think people appreciate how insane it is that these two have kept this podcast going for 10 years with minimal success lol
It is successful don't forget it's out on Patreon first, the RUclips is just us cheapos.
This is the first ep I’ve ever seen of this pod. Never even heard of it before.
So far, so good.🤷🏽♂️
@@Hysterik3o6 it gets boring real quick. If you’ve listened to one episode you’ve listened to the entire episodes
@@DanMcShea😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊Uuiuuuuuuuuu
@@pucz8215ur describing every podcast wtf do u want 😂
“I think he died at the music fest in Israel” 😭Mark can’t be stopped
Mark saying "NO, we need daylight savings .." made me realize he's like never says no, he's so extremely agreeable Think his "You think so?" might mean No 😊 or "Is that so?" nice way to say No way. Its perfect for back forth banter
Think it’s more like “yes and…” to keep it going. An improv basic
@@OvernightCountFraud2024 Good point!
@3Flutter-Bye I thought you were going to say 'You think so?" :)
@@AA-xb2zmthat was very Mark Normand ish!
Barley anyone disagrees about anything in comedy podcasts. That or they are like Joe Rogan and they can just be a straight up contrarian.
Joe List is the best storyteller on any podcast.
Gotta agree, I was thinking that this morning while listening
Well done! Joe and Mark are great story tellers.
I hate that they banked episodes and now I gotta wait to hear about the baby.
You gotta see the baby.
A dingo ate my baby.
My father’s gay.
Watch the regz tomorrow those two dads will have him tell some stories
This comment is breathtaking
Baby cakes n queefin.
So you feel you were shortchanged.
It’s crazy hearing Joe talk about hanging with sandler and how that one guy might not have known him. Joe and mark are the future of comedy. I’ve met Sam and Mark. Need to meet Joe. These guys are going to be huge!
Bro they are huge already
@@Jsharp102 yes they are but they’re going to be even bigger. I’ve followed them for years. Watch. Segura flys in a private jet. These guys don’t yet. They will. Hope they never stop being funny.
Is there anything better than this notification on Monday night?
Yeah. Having a memory and just watching when you know it dropped
@@day245you’re the kind of guy this show is about
Sex
We definitely appreciate the consistency. Thank you Mark & Joe.
8:43 "I think he died at that music fest in Israel" holy sh.t mark 💀
Joe is a fountain of knowledge. Drops the most random references! Props to the reference to Notorious BIG song
Loved your show in Dallas!
Very relatable, List. We’ve all been there and felt that immense yuck you’re describing.
Joe still believes in magical Boogey germs, yet his wife still hasn’t “caught” his herpes after 65 years of marriage. Think harder.
no dude, we all are conceited Dunning Kruger Effect laden type people, who only want entertainment, fast food, and to be "famous" gone are the hard work, getting married, having a gf, ...sorry to put this on you but i know you're younger then me, id say as a cold guess your between 20-26 - you have no idea how bad things are. @xGNiTzitalian . Goodfellas days are gone, we all rat on each other, we hate and all cant stand each other, back in the day, people were smart, left each other alone, worked hard, prayed, owned a stereo, drove a car that wouldnt complete fall apart upon ANY crash at ANY Speed, education finished, tachers are freaks, the Left is outta control, the right is outta control, everyone is failing...i am 39 and TRUST ME you'd wish THIS WAS 2002 or 03' those were the days, CD players, Men were Men (not a diss to any LGBTQ thing just human nature wise..we all fallen) we smoked cigarettes, fist faught, and we all were calm and didnt think every "movement" was necessary..today its all vapes, weed, chick filet, X, Tick Tock, Ketamine, vampant homosexuality, and the worses part is ...women dont date anymore ...so Only fans starts...SJW (solcial justice warrior)..now called Karens...EVERYTHING IS FINISHED..COMPLETELY FINISHED
Now THAT'S a story!!!
#BringBackMarksCat
2 pussies is enough
kept thinking that stain on the wall next to list was on my screen lol
the button/app ordering for movies/comedyshows etc, is genius and needs to be implemented nation wide
Good luck getting club owners and theatre owners to spend the money to install that.
“10 mins turns into 3 hours.” Nicely done
That was one of the best List stories ever! 😂
Dream hang of a lifetime absolutely fkd up by having to be part of an entourage and seat placement.
Instant classic!
Best episode in a long time. Marks airport story had my dying 😂 💀 😭 and so did joes Adam sandler story
“I need to see the photo of the fro. The froto.” is hilarious lol. And just a side note, when y’all reference a picture of something like the one with Sandler, or even just talking about the four seasons and other hotel and which is better y’all should show it on screen.
Joe is such a fan girl for Pearl Jam. It's amazing.
Truly overrated band
@@costcoexecutivemembermusic is subjective so your opinion is invalid
Joe, I also 100% remember being told that Daylight Savings ended last year. There were articles about it!
Daylight savings effects people who live near mountain ranges more than those who live in flat prairies. Joe's just afraid of kooks, it's not for him. It's for people who have to get up and work outside at 7AM so they can have more daylight in the morning. They make our planet survive.
Did mark record that ad read on a typewriter?
“Daylight Saving” is when the day last longer JoJo, it gets dark a 8.30pm here in Aus and it’s beautiful with 30degree (Celsius) evenings!
So many people get this backwards and think this is daylight savings time. What we switched to is standard time. Daylight savings time is when it's dark later starting in March.
Love Chuck, Love the Cat, Love you gents! 🥳
“ He Canceled “ 😂🤣😅 I knew that was coming 🤷🏻♂️
"Photo of the fro, frodo." Genius
Monday nights with Stories, brought to you by Queefth Underwear
Normands puns and word play is off the charts this ep
You got a teenager selling crack in front of your apartment you better call the police.
One of the best episodes, great stories!
Mark makes me laugh so much!!! I had to take multiple breaks listening to this one, my muscles were hurting from laughing consistently 😂 Almost every single thing he says makes be laugh! 😂🤣😅😂🤣
Nothing hits as hard as a can of beans roasting on a dumpster fire.
That's clean living.
If two ladies were complaining about the room being hot whilst wearing hoodies... The comments would be biblically WILD.
I saw on patreon but here to comment love you tuesgays!!
Shelby would of fixed that wallpaper months ago.
peeve - when ppl wear multiple layers and complain about the heat and dont remove any layers
we actually like daylight davings - we dislike leaving daylight savings - joe has it backwards
Joe has it backwards. Gaylight savings just ended. If it gets eliminated the east coast states would have to shift to the Atlantic time zone in order to have time correspond what's Summer Sunrise and sets
"EARLY BIRD GETS THE COVID!"
NYC sounds like hell on earth
Damn, Ill stay in Sonora, NY Chipotles sound like hell.
Joe sounds like the coughing woman definitely had COPD, enjoyed the banter and complaining about her though 😂
The absolute best podcast out keep going boys 🤝
I love Joe’s laugh
Did Mark tell List's cough story on WMBD?
Am I missing something with Joe's rant about daylight savings time. Surely the clock going back an hour gives us more light than we normally would have if we were getting up an hour later.
not if you sleep in until 9:30-10 like a lot of people who work late. They are not getting extra morning light, just darkness comes sooner.
you're looking at it wrong. think of it like thjs. if it normally gets dark at 6 but you turn the clock back 1 hour then it gets dark at 5 now
Joe's face at 1h net when Mark says "not a big a fan" it's one of the funniest moment of TWS
Just in case anyone is curious Adam was eating the chicken tender plater from the closest applesbees and he ate em all pal
That sam morril part got me good! I kinda saw it coming but still enjoyed it!
Joe’s “dad lore” just keeps growing
"Napoleon's coming!"
"Honey, lock the doors!"
Love this pod now
I've been trained like Pablo's dogs to sit and drool on Mondays in anticipation of my favorite podcast, the only problem is when I hear mark's watch beep I shit myself...
Joe saying, the daylight savings vote went to the castle, was one of the funniest things he has said this year.
Yukon passed the bill for no more time change but they were anticipating BC and California to do the same, and it hasn’t happened yet. So we’re our own weird time zone.
Nice hearing Black Lou be mentioned again. Crackle crackle
List, you have the Daylight Savings thing ass backwards. You want year-round Daylight Savings to have the sun set at a later time (it's actually in the name Daylight SAVINGS). Obviously the sun would rise later, especially closer to the winter solstice.
The fact that you (Joe) went to Nashville recently and didn’t do Nate’s podcast is nuts
Happy monday ya chooch
1:00:27 This is the point in time where Joe needs someone to pull up “I hate myself” on RUclips, and show this passive aggressive dude the 9.4 million reasons why Joe was sitting exactly where he deserved to be ❤😂
I'm so confused on what day it iscbefore this 😂
And proof reading isn't my specialty lol
Yeah, I wish we'd stick to one system-- Standard Time, Daylight Savings Time, I really don't care. Nobody likes changing the time twice a year.
But senators & representatives are literally too busy fighting with each other to get ANYthing done.
It's pathetic.
17:43 classic "we're living in a society!"
1:04:17
Hey hey folks!
It's still Monday, ya queefs!
Shout out to Lev Fer! Love ya fatty❤️🙏🏻🤙🏻
1:02:04 It' was a chicken tenders platter he had brought in from Applebees.
fire ep. Joe, i know youll meet ed one day, he’ll love you
Joe "I didn't make the" List out with the SandMan painting the town red 👍
Great ep 👍
Hey gays have a great week ❤
love the intro so much:
*"it's supposed to be cheesy"*
And the duck fell out of his bag
i love how this always drops in the middle of the night!
Right, perfect
...LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!
Inconsiderate Nation sounds great, Jerry! Lotta meat on those bones!
Find you someone who loves you as much as Joe loves pearl jam lmao good lord buddy I’m actually impressed
Great ep
LOL JOEY
Civic duty looks hilarious
How come this Episode's not titled "Daylight Spring-Back Forward Time"?
Bring the cat back, get rid of Joe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:04:15 Hey this is walking the line everyone talks about. God damn
the look on marks face 🤣🤣🤣
So you went to see Sam live and meet vedder, had a great time but didn’t do neither 😂
Did nyone catch the Stan song "not so bad" reference? Mark is so quick jfc
Wow. You know sometimes I amaze myself with how right I can be 😂. I listened to We Might Be Drunk yesterday and they mentioned they’re making a movie and I just knew Joe List must be mad about it. And in the first ten minutes Joes saying they should finish that movie they were writing ten years ago 😂
Just thinking out loud here, but as a country how much farming is going on in the winter anyway?
A lot of big gay farmers strapping on overalls and getting sweaty all winter
Horses are fast!
'I think he died at must fest in Israel '
😅😅savage from Norman.
Can we get some LA shows
i never thought i had autism until i realized how much it bothered me the joe didnt add "jerry" after saying we live in a society @17:45
I wanted to pull you aside in case you had an emotional reaction.
That’s Joe!
SEE-SAW 😂😂😂
Living in AZ im glad to not have to deal with daylight davings.
The part about daylight savings is like listening to a flat earth podcast.
We don't want to get rid of daylight savings, we want to stay in it!Daylight savings is what we are in from March to November. When the clocks go back in the fall, we are LEAVING daylight savings!
C'mon you queefs! Get it together!
I know you guys are movie snobs, but I happened to watch "The Wrong Missy" with David Spade. It's silly, but the woman that played the wrong Missy was hilarious.
Great movie, I agree.
Joe, as a born and raised Western Washingtonian, we'd be happy to have you!! Come on out Fatty!
Shelby!!!