Donnell Rawlings: "I Abuse the Race Card"

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  • Опубликовано: 22 апр 2019
  • Donnell Rawlings admits to abusing the race card, bemoans that his friends’ kids are a lot older than his son and explains how a one-letter text is the ultimate comeback. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 3 года назад +383

    “Lactose free too but he going back though. Lactose, he intolerant.” This is one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard 😂

    • @blessed2950
      @blessed2950 2 года назад +9

      That was freaking hilarious

  • @RL-bx9ws
    @RL-bx9ws 5 лет назад +689

    "Gluten just came home" 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀.

    • @cruelcimmcia859
      @cruelcimmcia859 2 года назад +5

      Lactose Free Too but he’s going back Lactose he’s intolerant

    • @368carameldelux
      @368carameldelux 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣😭😭

  • @torylanezbaldspot6350
    @torylanezbaldspot6350 5 лет назад +1099

    This dude helped chapelle turn his show into GOLD

    • @odizza1688
      @odizza1688 5 лет назад +28

      That would be Neil Brennan

    • @frankbutler9512
      @frankbutler9512 5 лет назад +18

      @@odizza1688 You mean NEAL Brennan?

    • @hyuugafan2
      @hyuugafan2 4 года назад +52

      “I’m riiicccchh biiiaattcchh!!

    • @redbullock8164
      @redbullock8164 4 года назад +40

      Many helped Chapelle. Both Donell and Neil. But he also did a lot of hustling on his own too.

    • @isaacmartinez7557
      @isaacmartinez7557 4 года назад +15

      This dude was the ear on the streets that let Dave and Brennan know to keep that shit going

  • @hurtdavis7070
    @hurtdavis7070 5 лет назад +389

    "you should've woke your brother up and shared that dream with him" was fire 😂

    • @1cruzian
      @1cruzian 5 лет назад +8

      Ikr . Crowd weak af

    • @davidholland7708
      @davidholland7708 2 года назад +1

      I've heard that joke be told before but for the life of me I can't remember who told it.

  • @JohnDoe-ld7op
    @JohnDoe-ld7op 5 лет назад +1671

    I tried to abuse the race card, but they just brought a sista out the back room.

    • @ChrisGoldie
      @ChrisGoldie 5 лет назад +119

      Check mate lol

    • @Hero-up8hv
      @Hero-up8hv 5 лет назад +82

      John Doe They was like here Shaquita speak to him we no talk nigro😭

    • @lisapoole1219
      @lisapoole1219 5 лет назад +6

      @@Hero-up8hv😂😂😂

    • @gavinwells6911
      @gavinwells6911 5 лет назад +7

      And she was my girl too with my white ass government name on RUclips lmao

    • @vluckwiles3325
      @vluckwiles3325 5 лет назад +3

      GOTCHA!

  • @legendarywisdom4983
    @legendarywisdom4983 5 лет назад +581

    “ Oh I See What’s Going On” 😂😂😂 Facts 💯

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 лет назад +9

      They often have a point.

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 лет назад +7

      @hhwhitewolf009 yes they do. Slavery never went away.

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 5 лет назад +8

      @hhwhitewolf009 In prison, yes. 13th Amendment. But it's skewed towards us versus whites. Outside prison? Nope. Just Jim Crow Light.

    • @Deenique16
      @Deenique16 5 лет назад +3

      Omg my mom pulled that shit at macys one day and I was so embarrassed. The lady responded with "my bestfriend is black".

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 5 лет назад +2

      @hhwhitewolf009 Riiiight. I spoke truth to power that doesn't resonate with you. Cool. Lemme guess, "racism is a thing of the past"?

  • @kawaiiafangirl
    @kawaiiafangirl 5 лет назад +1450

    I'm glad Donnell is going from ashy to classy.

    • @afukneename1775
      @afukneename1775 5 лет назад +53

      I'm rich bitch!

    • @iamaboydamon9405
      @iamaboydamon9405 5 лет назад +27

      Been that nigga since the Dave Chapelle show tf u talking bout

    • @KINGLYON20
      @KINGLYON20 4 года назад +3

      He also was a black belt 🥋 Kmsl
      When keeping it Real goes wrong

    • @threewisemen69
      @threewisemen69 4 года назад +3

      I just came from that video dude is really fucking funny

    • @jeffreis5194
      @jeffreis5194 3 года назад +2

      He's always going to be ashy Larry to me lol

  • @mazula8409
    @mazula8409 5 лет назад +686

    gluten free how long was he locked up dawg 😂

  • @thacrypt223
    @thacrypt223 4 года назад +78

    "Lactose free though, but he going back. He is intolerant."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cp_digital
    @cp_digital 5 лет назад +317

    You should've woke your brother up and shared your dream with him 😂😂😂 I'm dead

    • @jayarthur1164
      @jayarthur1164 4 года назад +3

      That has to be the dumbest shit I heard all year 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ser_ryon_vine6392
    @ser_ryon_vine6392 5 лет назад +435

    "had a recycle bag made out of a recycled bag that had just been recycled."

    • @OpusTheLeftie
      @OpusTheLeftie 3 года назад

      Happy Birthday?

    • @eatmyshorts9815
      @eatmyshorts9815 3 года назад

      @@OpusTheLeftie lmfaooo * breaks glass on the side of the head*

  • @donnellm5435
    @donnellm5435 2 года назад +3

    The sister @2:20 in the corner is NOT pleased 😂

  • @porkchop4401
    @porkchop4401 5 лет назад +35

    lmfao. "they had the same clients" Said so smooth but hit my ass hard.

  • @SpaceStormy
    @SpaceStormy 5 лет назад +519

    I love this guy I'm so happy Chappelle gave him a platform to get popular

    • @lovingcareheatingandair6794
      @lovingcareheatingandair6794 5 лет назад +22

      No offense but I knew him way before the Chappelle show.

    • @daniellewhite8761
      @daniellewhite8761 5 лет назад +9

      Aubrey Loving Yay tf?

    • @lamarlandry188
      @lamarlandry188 5 лет назад +2

      He just was outcha n tx at the improv he funny as f but all recycled jokes though...

    • @NockaMama
      @NockaMama 5 лет назад +1

      Donnel was popular before

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 лет назад +5

      For years I wondered why I felt like I could somehow relate to both Donnell and Charlie more than anyone else on the show. I thought I was starting to understand the black experience for a second but it turns out they’re both vets too. Just some subconscious thing where we tend to congregate I guess. Still appreciate Chappelle for introducing me to both acts though - especially Charlie. Sad that he passed away but he definitely outgrew his brother’s shadow.

  • @vinnyhughes007
    @vinnyhughes007 Год назад +9

    Donnell is literally one of the greatest of all time. This mans style is so refreshing

  • @j3s333
    @j3s333 3 года назад +16

    "Lemonlulu" that caught me so off guard 🤣

  • @staulelei
    @staulelei 5 лет назад +95

    This crowd trash! He’s funny as hell. I’m over here rolling. 😂😂😂

  • @kingleon14
    @kingleon14 5 лет назад +45

    The Cardi B part had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @Elusive25
    @Elusive25 5 лет назад +91

    He sounds like George Jefferson and Weezie LOL at the same time

  • @baevere
    @baevere 5 лет назад +23

    @2:20 that black chick was not feeling that joke at all 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 5 лет назад +150

    I never sold two for 50🤣

  • @stefanijoanneangelinagerma3862
    @stefanijoanneangelinagerma3862 5 лет назад +77

    "Lactose be intolerant" 😂

  • @ohnonotjo
    @ohnonotjo 5 лет назад +306

    You got balls doing stand up when Wayne Brady still walking these streets as a free man.

    • @ArghRawrWhoa
      @ArghRawrWhoa 5 лет назад +1

      I don’t get it

    • @ohnonotjo
      @ohnonotjo 5 лет назад +21

      @@ArghRawrWhoa look up Dave Chappelle Wayne Brady, Donnell has an interesting cameo..

    • @Crizzy2swaqq
      @Crizzy2swaqq 5 лет назад +46

      J.H. L OHH SHIT ITS WAYNE BRADY SON

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 5 лет назад +11

      Riverside mother fuckers!

    • @JF-kc3yt
      @JF-kc3yt 4 года назад +6

      OH SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON

  • @Jewclaw
    @Jewclaw 3 года назад +9

    donnel is super underrated and i wish there was more stand up online.

  • @adaezeso2214
    @adaezeso2214 3 года назад +11

    “You’re selfish you’re should have shared that dream with your brother”😂😂😂😂

  • @aj6365
    @aj6365 5 лет назад +245

    Dave and this guy style totally different, short setup quick punchline on the other hand Dave take his time each joke take few minutes to reach the end . Maybe that's why they are friends .

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 5 лет назад +4

      ya but i hear chappelle in his delivery like when he's talking about his dad .. probably just bc they're friends - donnell's hilarious!

    • @jayarthur1164
      @jayarthur1164 4 года назад +2

      Yall talking about this like its a football...😂😂😂

    • @TheJuanh911
      @TheJuanh911 4 года назад +1

      Nahh, I can tell dave chapelle took some of this guys comedy for his show because his one liners are hilarious! Gluten Free!!

    • @josephloki6616
      @josephloki6616 3 года назад

      @@jayarthur1164 😂😂 but fr I was thinking what they were

  • @s.ngiardes5321
    @s.ngiardes5321 5 лет назад +33

    Glutens free! Lmfao 😂

  • @medit84truth
    @medit84truth 5 лет назад +25

    "I had a recycled bag made out of a recycled bag."
    Bruhhh...

    • @Tyrin448
      @Tyrin448 5 лет назад +6

      That had just been recycled

  • @tattoofthesun
    @tattoofthesun 5 лет назад +9

    This is hands down the funniest set I’ve seen in a year

  • @ericoliver1603
    @ericoliver1603 5 лет назад +15

    the gluten joke though lmao!!!!

  • @Naota-00
    @Naota-00 5 лет назад +56

    Donnell Rawlings is a G

  • @marymezsserwanga
    @marymezsserwanga 3 года назад +8

    Finally! The world is noticing this guys talent 👏👏👏

  • @nickis389
    @nickis389 Год назад +2

    "How long was he locked up?"🤣

  • @ArtificialJetleg
    @ArtificialJetleg 5 лет назад +9

    He upgraded his game even more now. I saw him in 2017 at radio city opening for chappelle. He was really funny.

  • @H33t3Speaks
    @H33t3Speaks 5 лет назад +54

    This was goddamn refreshing! Funny as hell man, def gonna see this man live.

  • @aseaton0604
    @aseaton0604 3 года назад +3

    My man having the bug eyes like he just pulled a total recall and depressurized on Mars

  • @turquoiseiceroseflow
    @turquoiseiceroseflow 5 лет назад +20

    "I had a recycled bag made out of the recycle bag that was just recycled." 😂😂😂

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 5 лет назад +7

    Mr. Rawlings doesn't disappoint! 💛

  • @cblay3084
    @cblay3084 3 года назад

    One of my favorites to see in person... underrated.

  • @CarlosSantos-di3cm
    @CarlosSantos-di3cm 3 года назад +3

    We need more Donnel stand up!

  • @Scarblade021
    @Scarblade021 5 лет назад +5

    Finally comedy Central has a comedian on

  • @YearoftheMosquito
    @YearoftheMosquito 5 лет назад +7

    "Oh, I see what's gong on." 😂

  • @lonerstudios3608
    @lonerstudios3608 4 года назад +4

    You know it’s funny when u gotta rewind it back

  • @FlamingZelda3
    @FlamingZelda3 4 года назад +3

    3:30 nice little Dave Chappelle moment right here.
    I love this guy! can't believe I haven't seen him before.

  • @1cruzian
    @1cruzian 5 лет назад +45

    Wow. I did not know he was this good!! Crowd weak AF!!!

  • @BruhLuuhTheArtist
    @BruhLuuhTheArtist 5 лет назад +3

    Killing it!!! Had me crying!!!

  • @SouthAfricanAmerica
    @SouthAfricanAmerica 4 года назад +4

    This is a GREAT set - he used half of it on the Rogan/Chappelle tour last night in SLC (and frankly, it was stronger than any of theirs)

  • @tylermorgan8787
    @tylermorgan8787 5 лет назад +3

    Man I love donnell. Such a good comedian

  • @amadorbullies
    @amadorbullies 4 года назад +3

    This dude is so underrated . Great comedian

  • @TryOnKicks
    @TryOnKicks 5 лет назад +2

    “O SHIT ITS WAYNE BRADY SON!” 😂 I’ll never forget that

  • @livvlivetv7662
    @livvlivetv7662 4 года назад +6

    When he gets off work! That's Hilarious

  • @justinfrench8978
    @justinfrench8978 Год назад

    “I’m rich bitch” is great, but only because it let the world see how great Donnell Rawlings is.
    The world needs more Donnell stand up!

  • @pluggedin1169
    @pluggedin1169 3 года назад +3

    “They had the same clients.” 😭😭😭

  • @kczimrolie9053
    @kczimrolie9053 5 лет назад

    that was a dope set, keep it going.

  • @PlanetMint
    @PlanetMint 5 лет назад +48

    Him and Chappell killed it a few weeks ago when they were in Minneapolis

    • @KaneneProductions
      @KaneneProductions 5 лет назад +1

      How much were the tickets?

    • @jonhamm6068
      @jonhamm6068 5 лет назад

      the so called beautiful... click your heels 3 times and go back to africa....my fave dave and donnell segment ..playa haters ball

    • @PlanetMint
      @PlanetMint 5 лет назад

      arm and leg@@KaneneProductions

  • @sampsonraysimon
    @sampsonraysimon 5 лет назад +3

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time

  • @kennethfrancis4092
    @kennethfrancis4092 3 месяца назад +1

    He is a goat and a very underated comedian

  • @Tidepodss
    @Tidepodss 5 лет назад +8

    Once I did that one text thing to this girl that was being super rude and she sent this long message on all the things she wanted me to change and I just said "ok" and she got so pissed she got her mom to text me and asked me to apologize lmao

  • @BayolaDavis
    @BayolaDavis 5 лет назад +4

    he has that chappelle 's' sound and the "baow!"

  • @charliewayne220
    @charliewayne220 3 года назад

    Great Set

  • @Topself24
    @Topself24 5 лет назад +2

    Love him so much!!! He’s so funny!

  • @gggbeatcanelo2985
    @gggbeatcanelo2985 3 года назад +2

    The “bow” sound for the slap he made sounded exactly like daves

  • @dashtonadams1120
    @dashtonadams1120 4 года назад +13

    Recycled bags made out of recycled bags 😂

  • @samyzy
    @samyzy 5 лет назад +35

    Lactose free too !!! 😂

    • @pikkon899
      @pikkon899 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah but he's intolerant so he's probably going back in.

  • @clivegameinnmg7055
    @clivegameinnmg7055 3 года назад +1

    The dude with the smoke coming out his ass. LMAOOOO

  • @ModernHippie96
    @ModernHippie96 5 лет назад +6

    😭 3:49 and the tears begin

  • @princesslilchief8282
    @princesslilchief8282 5 лет назад +1

    4:20 - 4:47 lmmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣💀

  • @Alefiend
    @Alefiend 5 лет назад +4

    I think this is the first time I've heard Donnell do standup. It was all Chappelle before now.

  • @levijuneybeats
    @levijuneybeats 4 года назад +2

    Yooo “GLUTEN FREE!!!” .....How long was he locked up??? 😂😂😂

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 5 лет назад +16

    Me: *needs break from horrible racism*
    Me: *turns this video on*
    💀

  • @ivanriobla
    @ivanriobla 5 лет назад

    one of the GOATS

  • @bobbystars1984
    @bobbystars1984 Год назад +2

    Man! I wish this man was a close uncle of mine He is funny as hell!

  • @Doognukem
    @Doognukem 5 лет назад +8

    I’m so glad he’s gettin his come up. Lately he’s been killin it everywhere he goes and he deserves it. Chappelle’s Show was great but think of all the roles dude made better.

  • @sportsamania
    @sportsamania 4 года назад +1

    Yooo lmfaoo i laughed so hard at the gluten free joke i bumped my head against the wall

  • @sharktv3000
    @sharktv3000 5 лет назад +22

    Y’all remember when he played a heroin addict in the 2000 mini series “the corner”?

    • @deeeleevee
      @deeeleevee 4 года назад

      Such a good series and so rarely mentioned.

    • @firstlast8481
      @firstlast8481 4 года назад

      Schools need to play that series. So underrated. Also the wire.

    • @Conspiracy515
      @Conspiracy515 3 года назад

      Classic

  • @890luxor
    @890luxor 5 лет назад +11

    That's mad true about cardi b LMAO

  • @Joey-yo8mw
    @Joey-yo8mw 4 года назад +2

    "hit them with a k and a fist bump" LMAO

  • @jewelmarie3424
    @jewelmarie3424 3 года назад

    His eyes/expressions 👀...😂❤

  • @redbirdsaraceno
    @redbirdsaraceno 5 лет назад +4

    AhHahaha ! I havent seen this dudes stand up for a while , forgot how dam funny he is !

  • @Daniece100
    @Daniece100 5 лет назад +6

    I so love him

  • @moks1315
    @moks1315 5 лет назад +8

    He was funny as hell. I don't know why the audience was so silent. Killed the energy imo

  • @FluxFreeman
    @FluxFreeman 4 года назад

    Love this dude

  • @theop4083
    @theop4083 5 лет назад +5

    He way too funny for this crowd. They should be crying and belly bustin full of laughter. He crazy funny

  • @jons9239
    @jons9239 5 лет назад +3

    Hahaha!!
    "How long was he locked up dawg!?"

  • @georgepupe5349
    @georgepupe5349 5 лет назад

    I learnt more from the description than I anticipated..

  • @sikskillz2186
    @sikskillz2186 2 года назад

    😂😂😂 amazing comedian, so hilarious. 💯🔥🔥🔥

  • @bluebyyoublue839
    @bluebyyoublue839 4 года назад

    Love this guy.

  • @FountainOfYoot
    @FountainOfYoot 3 года назад

    The emojis and gifs part kills me Everytime

  • @edwardstrinden
    @edwardstrinden 5 лет назад

    Tank you

  • @pauladavis506
    @pauladavis506 4 года назад

    Laughter doesn't change the situations yet, humor is positive... Peace...

  • @malamajr.2578
    @malamajr.2578 5 лет назад

    Underrated.

  • @BigDolph01
    @BigDolph01 3 месяца назад +1

    Great stand up

  • @silveravila8076
    @silveravila8076 3 месяца назад

    “When I grew up right?” 😂

  • @craiglovesyourmom
    @craiglovesyourmom 3 года назад +4

    Donnel is so underrated he needs his own show

    • @baptismking7314
      @baptismking7314 3 года назад +1

      He got a podcast
      Donnell Rawling podcast

  • @Bomma45
    @Bomma45 5 лет назад

    Donnell ain’t lying about the texting part people who knows me I say fucc a text I’m ole school 😂😂😂

  • @acegrooms5135
    @acegrooms5135 5 лет назад +27

    This was Watered Down Donnell usually burn the stage down within in a few minutes 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @Twizzledoc187
      @Twizzledoc187 4 года назад +1

      YoungKing TheBarber probably because it’s Comedy Central

  • @anthonycaruso6065
    @anthonycaruso6065 4 года назад +1

    Him and Chappelle are both on another level

  • @DeviantMotives
    @DeviantMotives 5 лет назад +1

    The reply “K” to a long text is true shit

  • @clumsiii
    @clumsiii 5 лет назад +1

    Farmer's market w the hootie and the blowfish hat omg

  • @keonnewilliams9511
    @keonnewilliams9511 3 года назад +1

    This guy ....we're at the liquor store....😂😂😂😂