This Fish is Broken
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That baby pushing away the hand like "nah I can handle this" has me dying
That was my favorite. 😂
Like, "What do I look like some kinda baby?"
I’m better than DDOI 💀🤣
Total respect for that baby. He took it like a man.
Yeah lmao
He also had that look "Why the hell you do this to me?" lmao
The college students yelling to release stress is equal parts terrifying and relatable
I’m better than DDOI
I’m better than- **gets slapped**
yeah
DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜✌️
Its screaning like the hotel is on fire
Imagine the non-students living near that University 🤣😂
hello dude dans. you aren't supposed to be here. *kidnaps you politely*
P
a
Stress only exists if you believe it exists
Call the cops for disturbing the peace
The horse's head nod and the girl's innocent response to it is just too adorable 🥺
Ikr😍
its ALIVE!!!
Students are screaming because they are screwed with all those loans that are going to F them up
@@AdrTowrong comment
Btw, that one little girl who was told to wait 1 second actually waited without having to be told a second time. Thats honestly the most insane thing in this video. Good kid.
Sooooo this isnt normal? I guess my 5 year old is doing a good job..
@@tobio1988 Ive got a 2 year 2 month old nephew. That little rascal knows clearly what we want, but when he doesnt want to do it he pretends to not hear or know what we want.
Then again, hes a boy, and according to my mum, all 3 of her boys were like that when we were young. Always running around and not listening.
@@brandonkoh8361 lol. Ok. I think I am really happy with my son. Never had something like this .
I just liked how polite her mum was. My mum could never lol
@@brandonkoh8361"they're boys" the good ol' excuse for poor parenting and no discipline
The pooping horse’s sense of comedic timing is impeccable.
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Disgustingly cute, indeed!
@@UTTPCaptain nobody cares
@@UTTPCaptainyour terrible at claiming that
FUN FACT-The “broken fish” is actually called a celestial eyed goldfish. It has been bred and made to look like that over 100s of years. THE MORE YOU KNOW
Just because we bred them that way doesn’t mean they’re not broken! :p
Isn’t it inbred?
THAT THING IS SUFFERING
SOMEONE PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY
@@youraveragephesh3173 I disagree, as a fish myself with big eyes i disagree
No bro, did you know that those inflated things underneath the eyes are very easy to pop infect and hurt plus the inflated things are pushing the eyeball up so that he or her can’t see
The screaming university students is simultaneously wholesome, depressing, and deeply unsettling.
A very haunting human moment.
Maybe I can make it more unsettling.
When everyone in the university is out screaming, someone can kill someone else inside their room without worrying that their screams can be heard :)
And funny
Cringe
Like the screams of despair in China because of covid zero policy. Sigh..
Yeah that's a lot of strange words for incredibly cringe, childish, and stupid.
That baby handled the spice better than I ever will.
I’m better than DDOI 💀🤣
@rrr11779 Report and ignore the bot comments
for real, im spice-intolerant 😂😔
And prodigy was born 💪
He's so confused. It burns- but- it's good?
Imagine walking next to a university and hearing nothing but screaming, that'd be literally horrifying LOL
DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜✌️
DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜✌️
I’m better than DDOI
F@king bots
No different to when they’re protesting screaming there’s 72 genders
I absolutely love how the French woman went from having fun and giggling to *PROFUSELY SWEARING* in an instant in the most relatable way possible hahahahaha
What?
Oh wait nevermind I found the clip
For the kid's sake, I hope that was mud. Because I don't think it was
She said "Oh FUCKING SHIT"
I love how the baby just has this look of "Wtf is this" and the hand offering to take the half chewed food appeared and they pushed it away like "No, I like this, but wtf is it"
Those fish are called Celestial Eye Goldfish. They have been selectively bred to have their eyes point directly upwards as an aesthetic feature. Consequently, they can't see in front of them or to the sides where their eyes are supposed to function. They are forever stuck looking at the stars, hence the name Celestial Eye Goldfish. Imagine having your eyes positioned where they are always stuck upwards, consistently looking straight at the sky, and being unable to see around you - in front, to your left, or right. That's the reality for these fish, and it's not an optimal way to live. I personally don't find the aesthetics appealing; I think these are very ugly fish. This is an example of goldfish breeding going too far in my opinion.
TL;DR: Celestial Eye Goldfish have upward-pointing eyes due to selective breeding for aesthetics, hindering their vision. It's not an ideal way for them to live, and the extreme breeding raises concerns about aesthetics.
Literally ripped the subtitles from a video about them
@@Man_of_dirt So? It's good info; people should know about this shit bc it's abusive and another example of human selfishness when it comes to animal health vs aesthetics.
Who tf thought that was aesthetic
I really like cartoony fish but I know their eyes don't suppose be like and I got extremely cautious as the bulge and non movement of eyes just make the fish look unhealthy ,sick or just disabled . Seriously concerning ngl . I try to be optimistic but nah
Your tldr needs a tldr
1:45 so glad those sheep are getting the education they deserve!
😂
I hope they can't afford it because College ain't sheep.
@@Earthneedsado-over177you must be one of those sheep cuz you just SCHOOLED, ya herd?!
I see what you did there mate@@Earthneedsado-over177
@@Earthneedsado-over177i see what you did there
2:52 Oh the drama of this dog has me in stitches
Really? For me, it's the guy doing the Mort impersonation at the drive thru
Nice to see that Jason discovered the archive of ancient internet ;) So many forgotten goldies!
The fact that the person filming the frog didnt freak out was more suprising than the jump itself
Frogs leapfrog. That's what they do.
I wonder if this is a common thing for her and was anticipating it.
Right?? 100% expected screaming and flailing, im glad the frog just had a surprise jumping pal :D
She's Australian. It's just a frog.
Maybe it's even a pet frog :/ you don't scream in terror when your pet hawk, a predator animal, lands on your glove, why tf would you be scared of something humans named fucking
*ｆｒｏｇ*
Those 3 sheep will tell their friends and none of them would believe them that they were flying 😂
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DIDNT ASK:MY CONТЕNT = WAY BETTER!!!!!!!😂💀⚡️⚡️😜😄
@@UTTPCaptainBOT
Plus very few people can top ‘daily dose of internet’ content
I don't think they're going to be telling any story
Pretty sure they put blinds over the sheep to keep them from freaking out, so they might not even know they were flying.
0:30 feeling bad for the people who werent students
I can recognize that university is UC Berkeley. They have an entire week with nothing due so they can study for finals, and the library is open 24/7. They also have an Undie Run through the library, another way to relieve stress.
so proud of those sheep for following their dreams and going to uni
i am too, but they are 260 kg of wool in dept.
For half a second, I was quite angered under the impression that you were referring to the screaming students from the second clip.
@@endlesssupernovacaine4377 I thought that too, so I clicked the like button. It fits both clips!
ngl they kinda look like cows
@@endlesssupernovacaine4377well they are sheep too..
it's just a poor bubble eyed goldfish, thou shall not be broken!!😭
Yea poor indeed. Sucks that people actually made them. They can’t even see their food 😢
@@panicattackfrogs1680 it’s sad how they can’t even live normally or happily like that
"And look at its eyes! They're permanently pointed up at the sky as if to say "God, why did you let me become this, please kill me"." - Sam O'Nella about Bull Terriers.
is it just me or did 0:11 the kid in the 2nd clip resemble the fish in the 1st clip?
@@alwaysdisputin9930 💀💀💀
I love how that person recording the frog was all calm when it jumped onto him.
I think it was a her.
@@elisaa9981 I just assumed, and it isn't even that important
@@nikoxykittehs The assumption is more important than the gender, yes.
Why wouldn't they be? It's a harmless frog.
@@Cliff074 Many people, even on social medias, are shown to be scared of specific animals. I rarely see people who aren't scared
I’m American and I never heard anybody at Universities screaming during exam season. 😂
The level of spite that last dog had was amazing 😂
I don't think there's any spite, it's just a safe way it's learned to not trip
@@gavinjenkins899 Oh no there was full on spite. Dogs really do have a lot of character, I think it got cut off near the end but they paused at the top to make sure someone was watching.
@@wallacechui9857 Dog: Your stairs will regret this indignity.
That dog is me reincarnated
Reminds me of one of my parent's dogs, got a cone while healing from an operation, he'd get stuck in doorways every. single. time. You could just tell how tired he was of it, was in the livingroom one day and he came walking in, got stuck, stopped for a sec, sigh with his whole body (you know the kind I'm talking about) then rip his head sideways to get free before walking in and flop on the floor.
We gave him snacks on the really bad days.
the baby is honestly a legend, refusing to spit it out and enduring the spice
I used to suck on slices of raw lemons when I was young. I didn't even make a face.
the kid's tolerance is an all time high of durability
I was thinking just that!
My "tata" would be more than willing to feed him one of his chiles any time
@@Hypercube9*"raw"* lemons.
What kind of monster refers to them as such?
Don’t worry he’s in a Isekai 😂
Sorry, Ali. When you screamed I laughed my lungs out 🤣🤣🤣 Your sisters must love you a lot ❤
I can’t imagine the horror of being a sheep transported like that. It would be like being picked up by a cosmic being entirely outside your comprehension
It's funny how children freak out when they find out that they're invisible. If I found out that I was invisible, I'd be rubbing my hands together like a supervillian.
I know what kind of person you are
@@banana0281
I know what you did last summer.
Idk why i read it as chicken😂
@@backyardrebel2149 I know the Muffin Man
@@goosecat3165 Me too lol
2:16 That's the first person that I saw not getting terrorized by a little animal jumping at them
Lol most people are such wimps, not tryna brag but if something jumps on me i'll respond with mild surprise....form queue ladies.
She's Australian. With so many animals that can kill you down under, you aren't sweating over a little frog.
@@gitsurfer27 Wow gitsurfer27 you are so brave
@@gitsurfer27you aren't the main character
Could be her pet?
The screaming thing definitely originated from Flogsta/Uppsala in Sweden and it's way more widespread there, funny that the trend has spread though.
I don't think screaming out stress is a trend ❗️❗️
@@PR311Y It's a tradition
Great set daily!
Laughing out loud.
Cheers!
Imagine trying to go to sleep and just thinking, gosh it's only 20 minutes before they all start screaming
I’m better than DDOI 💀🤣
ikr!! Why would it be right at midnight?? I'm sure many of them are trying to sleep!
i wouldnt go to sleep
it is ok. Could be worse if screams are getting closer and closer
Did you know that cats can be gay lesbian or bisexual? :3
The way she said one second and the child patiently waited instead of keep calling her is such good parenting 2:25
Wow when clicked like button it’s exploded in happiness
You mean, absolutely normal?
jesus the standard is not that high huh
When a parent responds with love, kindness, and calmness, the kid would respond the same. This is one simple rule that most people don't understand. If you want love and respect, then love and respect.
@@janusarnesen8572 Sometimes it feels like these comment sections are a bit TOO wholesome. They'll say something like "respect to this person" for literally just doing their job or showing the most basic human decency.
They get to scream, meanwhile my university is trigger-happy if you make a small noise in the dorms after 10 during finals week lol
1:51 PROLLY THR BEST ONE !😂
0:52 that horse literally said “mmmhhh”
The guy at 2:30 sounds like Mort from Madagascar
It does though
Bro loves king juliens feet
He sounds like the Indian kid from phineas and ferb
@@the_sprite_man Baljeet
He does
This has to be my favorite episode so far! And that’s saying a lot because you post SO many awesome episodes. Bravo!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
0:40 I lived in those dorms lol. We never did that back then though. Must be a new tradition. I wonder if they got rid of the naked runs through the stacks. That used to be the final exam stress reliever tradition back when I went to Berkeley.
2:25 the way she told her child to wait a second is so sweet. I see so many parents completly ignoring their child until they burst out in angry and be like "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!". Instead the kid learns to be patient. Love that
To be fair she's on camera with the intention of posting it online, of course she's going to respond politely. Not saying she wouldn't respond this way if the camera wasn't rolling, but it's just something to consider that people tend to be extra nice when filming or being filmed.
@@luck2626no face was recorded, so the point doesn't stand.
@@S.O.A_Zero Im not sure where this was posted but chances are it was likely posted on one of her social media accounts, so yea my point still does stand
@@luck2626 stop trying to make a argument, it's useless, and it makes you look like a total idiot.
@@luck2626 it seems genuine to me, to be honest. She had a kind and soft tone of voice
2:00 his face when he actually believed it 😭💀
We tricked my sister the same way and also fell for it
This video collection really moved me. It made me laugh really hard to stop the clip a few times. Also surprised me , and it made me say aaahhww nice at the end again.
That dog and the end is a character for sure :D
I believe that dog at the end is not having that much trouble, he's just letting his owner know how he feels about it.
right? it's defenatly like some italian slow strike or smth
Those sheep will have an epic story to tell to their friends when they fly back!
The only thing they'll have is PTSD.
I thought they were dead
IF they fly back, they are not going to the university for a visit after all.
@@plantcraftie4141 I think they are
But their friends will probably not remember since telling them how one sheep, two sheep, three sheep flew over the gate will make them sleep...
😂 the dog on the stairs , omg ! Lmao
1:11 Cashier- “One Strawberry Shortcake McFlurry, hold the spit”
Why does that baby have a better spice tolerance than me 😭
I’m better than DDOI
IKR
I don’t know how they do it 😭
Fr tho. He was unphased 😂
I think that younger humans have a better spice tolerance than older ones just in general, actually
0:40 bro who has the freddy fazbear scream💀💀💀
dude that made me straight up laugh so hard
Ngl, i didnt laugh
Hey man Freddy’s gotta release some stress as well
@@xdang-worldoftanksblitz6636k
@@xdang-worldoftanksblitz6636 i respect that. have a nice day, night, or whatever the fuck time it is for you
Back in my day, we didn't scream to let off stress while studying. We waited until after the exams, we partied, we got drunk, we drove home, some of us died.
Thank you for your clean family friendly videos. And…
Belated happy birthday !!!
2:40 he sounds like Mort from madagascar
Hah yea
I love how the lady laughed when the frog jumped at the camera. Usually people scream in those types of videos, so it was a nice XD
When animals attack.
I admire that last dog's perseverance!
1:25 Had me laughing so freaking hard I’m wheezing on the floor now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:33 screams of the damned, my favourite genre 😎
The guy below 💀
That dog at the end is like most of us just dealing with it all day every day 😂
For sure, if anyone sees a good boy like in this situation, please get a scissors and give him a cone trim.
Pessimism and resignation in loop
@@morourke2561 If the cone is too short they will pull out their stitches or whatever, you can't just make the cone short
@@gavinjenkins899
I know this, but come on, by the sound of it he's taking off 1mm every time he goes home anyway, we could help him out and trim 5mm in one go.
Like waiting for an old chairlift to bring you upstairs…🤔 💺🕒🕤
the fish at the beginning is called a bubble eye goldfish, those thing on the sides of it’s head are large sacs believed to contain lymph, which is similar in composition to serum or blood plasma. What sucks is the “bubbles” have functionally no purpose, and these fish are intentionally bred to have the large fluid filled sacs under their eyes because they’re “aesthetically pleasing” to some.
That dog said “you made this my problem? I make it your problem.”
2:41 dawg who let Mort use the drive-thru
That’s what I was thinking
The variety in this video is amazing! It's like the internet's own potluck party.
227 likes and no replays? Lemme fix that.
what a nice yt channel huuuh, i hope there's totally no allegations associated about it
@@Whats_ThatQuestion replays? it was not possible to replay a youtube comment last time i checked
@@dlrss1v274 what allegations lol
@@Yilmaz4 bro it was a accident
2:17 the way he jumps on the camera IS SO CUTE GBFHDJD
That fish looked flabbergasted on something he saw
The horsey communicating with the baby was so astounding 😂
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meh. Someone wanted to make a tik tok so horse was trained to nod
@@alwaysdisputin9930 Very likely trained, but not necessarily done so just for a TikTok. Horses are pretty smart and I suspect the horse recognised her raising in pitch as a question, and responded as a result. The horse likely had been rewarded for a nodding response before. Many horse owners train them this way to tell them what food or toy they want, or just for social interaction, which they need too.
0:20 bro said “naw bruh I can take it”
2:47
Dog: I hate this paint. *scrapes paint*
That dog be having none of that.
The screams echoing through the night felt like an urban legend when someone’s actually getting hurt or screaming for help and no one will know..
So, The Boy Who Cried Wolf? That sounds about right.
The girl tricking her brother into thinking he was invisible is a *genius.* For real, are you really a big sister to a brother if you don't mess with him a little bit? I remember when my sisters built elaborate creations with Tinker Toys (wooden building toys from when our parents were kids), and they would get me to agree not to touch them by convincing me it would blow up half the neighborhood if I accidentally set it off. I was 6. How could I have known? Great stuff.
I told a toddler if she pressed a button that it would blow up the world. She pressed it immediately.
my sister convinced me she had a friend wolf who would eat me if I didn’t listen to her. I was 4 so I naturally listened to her for half a day haha.
Just wait til he finds out that they are lying! See what he does!! 😡😾😈😈😈
gaslighting your little siblings *_is_* indeed fun
It's actually a copy, step by step, but worse, of an old video.
daily dose is getting hilarious day by day
It's always happy days watching your videos x
1:15 - I would think that cops have some sort of discount.
Depends where you go. But, if I were a cop and was asked that? I would say no...Don't want any surprises. lol
"Do you poop?" 🤷💩
🐴- shakes head yes -
That was beyond hilarious! 😹
That Goldfish got the cartoony face for getting stung by a bee💀
If I was a cop that “are you a cop” question would make me NEVER want to order food from a fast food restaurant again
2:07 the face of her brother had me dying of laughter 😂😂😂
1:34
Ive heard of when pigs fly, but sheep flying? 😂
TACTICAL SHEEP INBOUND!!
@@coolrex69 Fluff Blitz on standby.
I haven’t seen this good complication in along time! Made my day
Someone said that the kid eating Jalapeño looks like that one fish from the lorax 💀
Those students really get the “living in hell rn” expression going
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I never understood why you college students complain about how stressed out you get
You signed up for it
@@Ego-Fiend aren't most people told it's necessary or something?
@@morgantoriumIt depends on what field you want to go into. A lot of jobs require some kind of degree or education beyond high school.
@@morgantorium necessary to some people
Not everyone
You wouldn't fucking die if you don't go to college
For those who didn’t understand the last one, those are star trails, many photos taken over time to shows the motion that the stars seem to have caused by the earths rotation. The middle star is Polaris, the North Star, which is located nearly directly above the North Pole, which is the axis the earth spins on, so it doesn’t look like it moves like the other stars. Cannot be seen in the southern hemisphere.
Thank you for your explanation. This video was shot by me in Xinjiang, and it's truly breathtaking!
@@mikageneko5975 wow Great job it’s very impressive
imagine tryna sleep and hearing a bunch of people scream at night
Those sheep really went to the 'nah, this is fine' moment
The dog with the cone of shame is like "I'm going act as passive aggressive as i can be"
As a French man, this is the first time I've heard unbleeped swearing in a DDoI video. I'm going to watch it again now.
Oh putain de merde !
Ça sortait du coeur
C'était du pur bonheur
The helicopter pilot doesn't do shipping, he does sheeping.
The kid trying the jalapeño is tough as nails, man.
“No. I will not spit out the infernal vegetable thing. I will complete the challenge.”
2:46 one must imagine sisyphus happy
That kid has the soul of a warrior, stubborn and refuses to show weakness. He will go far.
College students yelling, that setting is hell on earth getting royally f’d by the educational financial system
2:46 that dog cracks me up. Going up the stairs like "if I have to deal with this thing then SO DO YOU".
Calls 911: "Help"
"Are you a cop?"
That’s coz they get free stuff
Was McFarty code for "I'm a cop"?
@@backyardrebel2149I hope someone tests that out then we cracked the code lol
@@TayWoode Yeah lol. Here's your free spit lmao.
"Are you a cop? We've got the bag of bribe money for you. Courtesy of Gustavo Fring."
"Er.....yeah sure I'll take that now."
The dog wanted to make sure everyone in the house was equally not happy with the cone of shame.
That dude ordering at the end was so funny
That fish really said:
👁️. 👁️
👄
Lol the kid getting covered in mud just had me dying. Poor guy.
And his ears were full of expletives.
And the mum is swearing so much in French: "Oh putain de merde ! Oh putain !"
0:56 IT'S LITERALLY THAT MARIO PARTY DS MINIGAME
I’m very happy whoever running this channel puts the thumbnail at the start of the video, for some reason this makes me wanna watch the rest
Bubble freeze was amazing, never seen this before
Needs to be super cold. I've photographed them around -20c. It also helps to make a special soap that contains glycerin etc.