Its also different outside of northamerica. E.g: in latinamerica you could probably stay for a week. In London you can stay for about 12 hours jk 😅 I honestly have no idea but still isn't the same outside northamerica
To add on to 4: If a little kid hands you the biggest rock they can physically lift, you must pretend like you can barely lift that rock. It is also now your most prized possession.
You don't have to do that, but you do have to be polite. If a kid wants you to lift a rock, you can kindly say "I'm sorry, I don't want to play right now". Kids are humans and deserve politeness too.
@@CiciChess Its not a hard rule, its just a suggestion worded in a joking way. It really makes me happy to see their face light up, thinking they are really strong.
Fr my friend stayed at my house for a month, took me to Florida, went to Tennessee with me, talk about paychecks, and basically violate all of these rules lol
Ik💀 i didnt see my bestie for 2 days and they were spamming my phone because they missed me, i just got home from staying at theirs for 3 nights in a row and we are seeing eachother at training in roughly 45 mins from now lol
A few I’ve heard: Never turn down a breath mint. Always carry two handkerchiefs; one in your back pocket for you and one in you front pocket for other people who need one.
Thanks bro! Just landed on earth and put on my disguise, but people were giving me weird looks because I didn't know these things! Thanks a lot my fellow human being!
If you call in late they may not cancel and just move you if you don’t show up or call they cancel called in late before and just got moved to a new time
Dude the dog one is on point! I work hard every day to train my bully, i cant be having random people baby voice and excite him or coming up in our space without asking
@@mahireneskucuk6959 I would warn that it is patronising to intelligent children. If you reckon that the parents of a child are intelligent, then they'll likely appreciate being treated as an equal. If you've no basis of information on the parents, you should probably avoid the child.
"Avoid staying more than 3 days" Id follow this if this was not my relatives house. Else I could easily stay a month. Over here we love each other and like when a family member comes over. Also I have stayed more than 2 months in my grandparents house along with many cousins
I keep breaking the “Avoid staying at someone’s place for more than three days” when it’s comes to my grandpa, I barely see him anymore and whenever he needs help with anything, I’m staying between three days and two weeks in order to help him out.
“avoid staying at someone’s house for more than three days״ me instantly remembering how i lived in my best friends house for 3 months: *”too late now”*
" Don't stay for more than 3 days at someone's house no matter if they are a relative or not " -Stayed 12 days at my aunt -stayed 14 days at my grandma and uncle -staged 5 at my other aunt While I Was Supposed To Spend 2-3 days at each of their houses... But What Can I Say Except That They Always Convince Me And My Parents To Stay Longer No Matter What 😭😭 But Overall These Advices Are Really Helpful!
Quick tip for that camera roll one. If you’re trying to show someone certain pictures put them into a photo album and open those pics in the album. Then you don’t have to worry about them scrolling to other pictures (this has saved me from many random memes being seen by my grandmother and her disappointed looks). Once you’re done showing the pictures you can just remove them from the album and put others in its place next time you need to show someone something.
the first thing i thought of when they said "avoid staying at somones house longer than 3 days" was so were suposed to move out when were 3 days old? this is a joke for anyone who couldnt tell
I'll ad one. - When asking for a thing like a gum or cigarette, you either ask only when you're out already, or you let the person you ask know "Hey, I got two but I need one for the road home and one for morning coffee tomorrow, can I have one?" Had that happen before and the person you're asking just ends up seeing you still got those 2 and they feel like you're just abusing their kindness.
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this shit true asf
Yes lol
4 is the worst
Not”
Real
Please say this is a joke
"Avoid staying at someone's house for more than 3 days" is soo helpful. Showed it to my 4 days old son, and now I sleep way better, thank you!
💀
Ayo-💀
Wai what 💀
“Avoid staying at someone’s house for more than 3 days”
Me who has stayed at my moms family friends house for a month with her and my siblings: welp 😅
True😂
Same but at my cousins
Me who has done this for 13 years
@@kennethjonathan8681 damn💀
Its also different outside of northamerica. E.g: in latinamerica you could probably stay for a week. In London you can stay for about 12 hours jk 😅 I honestly have no idea but still isn't the same outside northamerica
To add on to 4: If a little kid hands you the biggest rock they can physically lift, you must pretend like you can barely lift that rock. It is also now your most prized possession.
Bonus points for hunching forward a bit, the way there face lights up is so worth it!
@@lupusetmatrem7078 NAH I AINT DOING ALL THAT😈
@@MrDuckIyfr like he gotta deal with the reality of life (jk btw)
You don't have to do that, but you do have to be polite. If a kid wants you to lift a rock, you can kindly say "I'm sorry, I don't want to play right now". Kids are humans and deserve politeness too.
@@CiciChess Its not a hard rule, its just a suggestion worded in a joking way. It really makes me happy to see their face light up, thinking they are really strong.
Common sense ain't so common these days, thanks for reminding
awh hell nah its not "mythic sense" its the unspoken illegal "??? sense"
Bro was cooking until number 4.
4. Why?
5. They probably wouldn't care.
6. It's pretty self explanatory
7. Roommates will disappear like the ussr
Blud has Legendary sense 😭😭🗣️🗣️🗣️🌟🌟@@Antonyisthegoat31
its not common sense its called social manner
@@animeshmishra3897Social manners are common sense. Unless you're a sociopath or just dumb.
my mom has a saying: "There are 2 things that go bad after 2 days, fish and houseguests."
u can keep both of them inside the fridge
Me staying at my frinds house for a six day sleepover
@@lowkey_nugg3tuhm 😨
"Avoid staying at someones place for more than 3 days"
My best friend who legit complains when i have to leave after like a week 💀
Same bro
Fr my friend stayed at my house for a month, took me to Florida, went to Tennessee with me, talk about paychecks, and basically violate all of these rules lol
Ik💀 i didnt see my bestie for 2 days and they were spamming my phone because they missed me, i just got home from staying at theirs for 3 nights in a row and we are seeing eachother at training in roughly 45 mins from now lol
same sometimes i really try to avoid him i need my own personal space. INNER PEACE
damn I wish I had a close friend like this
Everything children show you is always genuinely amazing if you appreciate it.
Yes, everything is new to them😊❤️
A few I’ve heard:
Never turn down a breath mint.
Always carry two handkerchiefs; one in your back pocket for you and one in you front pocket for other people who need one.
Who carries handkerchiefs?
Admittedly, the person who gave this advice was a few generations beyond me. He had other tips, but I forget them. @@whyrwehere
@@whyrwehere humans
@@Konomidebanshouwashikisesurdamn cool reply
@@INSANEMUNDA 👍
Thanks bro! Just landed on earth and put on my disguise, but people were giving me weird looks because I didn't know these things! Thanks a lot my fellow human being!
me standing 5 feet and 11.99 inches away:
Menace to society
this is very bad. How can you miss 0.1 inches?
I'll give you the 0.1 inches later 😏
he missed 0.01 INCHES@@abhyudaya_rider
how do miss an inch bro
All these rules dont apply when you are with your homies 😂😂
Nah the urinal one always applies
@@Mooncheese1020 they ALWAYS try to get a sneak peak bro 😭😭
@@Vraaadfun fun fun! (It’s not gay if it’s with the homies)
@@DefenderoftheOctoberists🪦🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🗣🗣🗣🔥💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Just reverse it, now they apply 😅
this guy is a hero
Don't be at someone's house for 3 days. Me spending my month at my granny's house when I'm on vacation😅
When I was younger, I gave people things often, but I stopped after people didn’t show that they cared for it. I feel bad for my younger self 😭
Whenever I'm eating in the same room as a young child, I force myself to finish my vegetables just in case they view me as the "cool big kid."
Awww very sweet
Awwww
Good on you! Kids are always learning even when you're not trying to teach them
corrnyyy
@@whyisitsodifficultomakeahandle you're corny
Thank you for these rules. They guide all people around their lives.
No. 2
True, except if your going to be late to a doctors appointment.
They cancel it.
I am speaking from experience.
Also those morons show up late themselves.
"Oh I'll be there at 9AM"
**shows up 1 hour later**
If you call in late they may not cancel and just move you if you don’t show up or call they cancel called in late before and just got moved to a new time
As the oldest brother of 7, number 4 applies to me a LOT
Dude the dog one is on point! I work hard every day to train my bully, i cant be having random people baby voice and excite him or coming up in our space without asking
Golden rules of life. All crucial. People who lack this awareness actually ruin their relationships.
Bro was cooking until number 4.
4. Why?
5. They probably wouldn't care.
6. It's pretty self explanatory
7. Roommates will disappear like the ussr
@@Antonyisthegoat31kids are naive. Let them remain naive until they are old enough to understand.
@@mahireneskucuk6959 I would warn that it is patronising to intelligent children. If you reckon that the parents of a child are intelligent, then they'll likely appreciate being treated as an equal. If you've no basis of information on the parents, you should probably avoid the child.
everyone : listening to his words
me : watching the asmr like hell
AsMR? you ant even hear it?
Me: Doing both😏🙃
"Avoid staying more than 3 days"
Id follow this if this was not my relatives house. Else I could easily stay a month. Over here we love each other and like when a family member comes over. Also I have stayed more than 2 months in my grandparents house along with many cousins
Cant belive people forget these. Thank you.
So true. people need to follow these more
Bro was cooking until number 4.
4. Why?
5. They probably wouldn't care.
6. It's pretty self explanatory
7. Roommates will disappear like the ussr
This is the only video like this that I’ve seen that is actually hella useful
I’ve only had to stay three days or more because I got snowed into the city and couldn’t leave 😂
welp guess i gotta move out cuz its been multiple years
We need more RUclipsrs like you, you just earned yourself a new subscriber
9. If you see a person stealing baby formula you didnt see anything
and feminine products
@@flaminhotakis, nah, robbing is robbing
Thats is so true my classmates would scroll through all my pictures without my consent
"More then 3 days" my Best friend over here listening thats been here for almost a month
This video is so true
I can only recommend everyone to follow those rules
I keep breaking the “Avoid staying at someone’s place for more than three days” when it’s comes to my grandpa, I barely see him anymore and whenever he needs help with anything, I’m staying between three days and two weeks in order to help him out.
I pet a dog without asking today, then came home and saw this. Now I'm contemplating life choices.
I like how ATM & Urinal are grouped together
Thx for the useful tips
Not me forwarding this video to everyone i know 😂😂
FRRR I JS DID THAT CAUSE MY FRIEND TRIED TO TAKE MY LAST COOKIE LIKE FIVE TIMES
genuinely good advice. thanks for posting this.
Yep these are true
that was the longest minute of my life
More people need to know this
"Give 6ft of space at the urinal"
Depending on the restroom you might have to piss in the hallway.
“Avoid staying at someone’s house more then 3 days”
Guess I’ll have to leave my mom’s and dad’s house at 2days old😔
Loll
"Bro can I pet you"
"Nah"
Bros speaking fax smh
" Mommy look i found snow in you drawer, here!"
"WOW"
Me who did all this stuff :are you sure about that? 💀
moms hearing the first one
“damn it, they caught us!”
The first one sounds personal
Great rules to share! It amazes me how many adults do not know these rules.
Thats the only REAL info I've found on this platform
Bro teaching us common sense.tbh i needed this
WE MAKIN IN OUT OF COMMON SENSE WIT DIS ONE🔥🔥🔥
Finally something real and actually ethical.
That 2nd one hits hard as a DnD player (more specifically the DM most of the time)
“avoid staying at someone’s house for more than three days״
me instantly remembering how i lived in my best friends house for 3 months: *”too late now”*
"Avoid staying at someone's house for more than 3 days"
Me at my cousin's for more than 2 months : 👁️👄👁️
I usually hate it when someone's trying to teach me how to live my life as if they're qualified to do so, but this is so real
Nr. 7
I lived for over 15 years in my parents house when I was little 😂
Ima send this to my relatives 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅
It’s actually surprising that many people don’t know these simple things
proud that im following them
Great tips for someone who's new on Earth.
People really need to know this shit!
I watched the video 2 times.
One for listening and one for watching that how much it is satisfying😂😂
Ur vids are really helpful man 👍
So true! I got almost bitten by not listening to number three... Heh. Now I always am carefull.
bro edged me with the music
Great rules. . If you're going to be late be kind and let them know
No. 4 got me laughing but it’s true😭
So glad for this video I once stayed at my parent’s house for 18 years. It was so rude.
Me after 3 days of being born: sorry parents! But I can’t stay in anyone’s house for more than 3 days
My auntie:"nuh uh"
Every rule but 4 is correct 👍
Hurting a child and calling them boring at a young age isn’t cool, you know that right
So true!
POV me who stays at my parents house since I was born 🫡💀
number 9: don't loop a song exactly on the beat drop
Him:saying these stuff
Me: bro that's common sense
Number 5 is something my friends desperately need to hear
Fax like dis so i can comeback to show this to that guy with no filter
The 1 one is so true like there’s somthing called personal space like there’s some people that take naked selfies sometimes ok
Bro edged the beat drop
Too true!!!
i love your yotob short
" Don't stay for more than 3 days at someone's house no matter if they are a relative or not "
-Stayed 12 days at my aunt
-stayed 14 days at my grandma and uncle
-staged 5 at my other aunt
While I Was Supposed To Spend 2-3 days at each of their houses... But What Can I Say Except That They Always Convince Me And My Parents To Stay Longer No Matter What 😭😭 But Overall These Advices Are Really Helpful!
Me who is staying at my mother's house since i was born
So true.
the stuff is so satisfying
Quick tip for that camera roll one. If you’re trying to show someone certain pictures put them into a photo album and open those pics in the album. Then you don’t have to worry about them scrolling to other pictures (this has saved me from many random memes being seen by my grandmother and her disappointed looks).
Once you’re done showing the pictures you can just remove them from the album and put others in its place next time you need to show someone something.
the first thing i thought of when they said "avoid staying at somones house longer than 3 days" was so were suposed to move out when were 3 days old?
this is a joke for anyone who couldnt tell
As someone who trains puppies to be guide for people who are blind, I really appreciate number 3.
I stayed a whole month at my cousins and they didnt mind, I only left cause I got homesick
I applaud you I mean it's only common Sense common courtesy but sentencing courtesy are very common anymore much respect
The first one only applies to parents😂
Thank you, earthling. Now I understand how to act respectfully around your species and can explore you further 👽
My relatives who stayed for 1 whole year in my home:👁️👄👁️
Only good text to speech channel
Hmm, what if they ask you to stay at their house for a sleepover because they wanna have fun😂😂
I only act amazed when I see my mother giving me the disappointed look
I'll ad one. - When asking for a thing like a gum or cigarette, you either ask only when you're out already, or you let the person you ask know "Hey, I got two but I need one for the road home and one for morning coffee tomorrow, can I have one?"
Had that happen before and the person you're asking just ends up seeing you still got those 2 and they feel like you're just abusing their kindness.