Mandy Don't be a spaz. He wasn't bothered. It's sort of like if you go someplace and come home and say, "it's nice to be home". It doesn't mean you were bothered to go wherever it was that you went, rather it'd just nice to be home is all :)
"What is this? Is this some sort of store? That sells items? I'm so confused! I've never seen such an establishment before! Why are there so many things here?!"
@@CurrencyENT faxxxxxx i passionately hate fountain syrup 4 some reason. The casino might reel me in (because it has the touch screen soda machine) when im up there but thats it
Every time I'm standing in the candy aisle now I find myself thinking "Instead of looking at candy I should instead be buying a delicious sandwich with a quarter lb of meat with 3 slices of cheese made fresh daily"
ive never stolen something but i always see the security guards sneakily follow me as i nervously try to look for anything to buy lol, they see my phone outline in my pocket and i think they think its a packet of candy or something
I was a Loss Prevention Supervisor for Target in Las Vegas for a couple of years, and can't count how many people I apprehended (and waited for LVPD to arrive), and reports, I wrote. It's absolutely baffling.
omg right.. thats why i get so anxious at stores. ive never shoplifted, ive definitely thought about it but its like the clerk knows im thinking abt it so i end up looking all suspicious then get cold feet so i acted stupid for no reason lol
wopalongcassidy That’s what I thought. For fucks sake, the amount of time he spent getting there and walking around being a sleezebag he could have worked enough to pay for it.
Everyday I wake up in hope of the infamous Biscotti Bandit returning for his 3rd heist. The most suspenseful saga in modern day history. Will he ever be brought to justice? Time will tell.
If its like right there when i open the door yea. And i greet the cashier as well. But if i walk in and i have to actually turn my head or... You know what i mean.
I work at a Sheetz (a larger joint of gas stations in the North East of USA) and I love watching these and I am trying to become better at detecting thieves and reading people
Some people think if they don't know what it was. Well, they can't charge me with anything. However, there just has been beyond reason of doubt that you stole. At which, there is.
Imagine being on RUclips just surfing and realizing the store that caught you stealing has posted your “Stealing Video” and it has been viewed a million times and the resolution is perfect.....
He might as well have worn a shirt saying "I'm a thief", most blatantly suspicious guy I think I've ever seen on here. Examining lighters like he was performing open heart surgery on them.
@@mr.peanutbutter6969 Do you live in that environment? I have seen YT vids of Chicago at night very frightening. Seen an armed police man only once,couldn't imagine that every day.
@@MrBeftackel yeah everyone is a terrible person here we definitely don't have any societal norms that we think are polite but it may not be that way around the world because everywhere is different.
All these years I’ve been looking at the counter and nodding to the cashiers when I enter thinking it was what decent human beings do. I guess I’ve been flagging myself as a thief.
The way I was raised, whenever I walk into someone's establishment I acknowledge them. I don't just strut in like I own the place and I'm entitled to the shit in it
There is a difference between walking in the door and giving someone a head nod or saying hi versus glancing over really quickly as you walk by without saying anything you dinguses.
j3wpb I look at the cashier and basically everyone who’s in the store at that moment just to see if everything’s cool. I have begun doing so after literally walking into a robbery while texting. Always be aware of your surroundings man
@@wll1500 Not looking at the cashier while walking in isn't "strutting in like you own the place and is entitled" it's going in like you are there to buy something.
Cashiers must think I’m a thief when i walk in and look at the counter, look at the cameras constantly and search for like 3 minutes when I’m just confused on what to buy 😂
That was his Blessed Shirt of Confusion, providing him with +5 Dexterity at the cost of -5 Intelligence and -5 Awareness. Without that shirt he would have dropped the Starburst when trying to pocket it.
He was sampling that soda like he’s some sort of wine connoisseur
Good Golly, Miss Lolly this is an awesome comment 😂
YT WW_Tim_Riggs_Do 😋
He probably never had em before
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️
Lol
*This is actually how I act when not even stealing lmao*
Bruh . . . Saaaame
Sammm
E
I thought it was normal to act like this
Same
The amount of work he put into this candy is just wild
Like damn if you would put that much effort into a job you wouldn't have to shoplift
This guy puts more effort into stealing than Kimi does talking
like, why? haha, i would've just taken the thing and leave
I am 500 like
fr mfs dont know how to shoplift lmao
He’s inadvertently calling so much attention to himself trying to portray the “normal guy” character
Can’t admit he got caught yet donates $2.
It's a fund to help them find the real culprit ;)
looked like 3
*That was basically him passive aggressively admitting guilt*
Joseph Blanchard no shit
He was a mediator
He was so confused. He even confuse what to drink. He's confuse with his life.
Nah he just wanted to give himself some free drinks
🙁
I'm confused reading this 😂
MEGA ?
@@cth2820 lmfao 🤣
It’s crazy all the stress and bullshit these people go through over stealing a dollar worth of candy
they have this disease u know, even celebrities have been caught stealing nonsense items, they get some kind of heroine rush while doing it
@@batanik3 kleptomania?
Like buying a bag of skittles and stealing starburst. Not saying he did but another dumb person would.
That's so true all that hassle for a dollar. like get a life get a job do something with yourself
Vic Terzian what him not having a job got to do with you????
Do they not realize that sticking around a store and walking aimlessly is literally the *biggest fucking giveaway ever* ? 😂
No, they don't realize it.
Hey professional
That's literally me when shopping in a store I don't know
Imagine being busted as an adult for stealing starburst
😂😂🔥
@@itzzmanic3378 😅
What a shame.
Lol
I was at 6 years old, and pissed myself. It was a single piece at dots. How does that go through your head.. as an adult? You don’t need it lol
The fact he's still confused after he got caught, looked at the tape is a whole lotta acting.
And he paid for it lol
Yeah. he does this a lot I bet, daddy sho be prout..
Whole Lotta Red
It's not acting, it's instilled in his rotten brain.
@@astockhellcat red means infused with oxygen.
Remember that dumbass.
He really acted like the lighter he wants isn't sold there lmfaOoo
Damn they don’t got the 2019 Clipper day of the dead 2/8 special glow in the dark edition that’s a damn shame
maybe they were all pink? or they didn’t have pink
I've not once even looked at the lighters when buying a lighter, I just ask for a lighter
Hes a dirty thief, but to be fair some gas stations don't carry Bic lighters
@@intergalacticdegengypsy6135 same
"He's gonna smell his pit real quick: 'yep, that smells'." Peak entertainment lmao
*breathes air*
Gas station encounters: “cuz you know thieves love to breathe air”
Thieves LOVE stealing free air!
Gas Station Encounters lol 😂
@@youtubisashoe god dammit
🤣
Oooooooooooooof
i’d rather starve to death than be caught shoplifting a pack of starbursts lol
Don't you see? He's 5.
he thinks hes cool. he probably brags about it to all his other junkie friend, maybe one of them will be impressed and give him a gum job
What if it was all pink ones
No you wouldn’t
@@SuperEggsNBacon the starburst is not going to keep anyone from starving >_< its not _food_..it's _candy_.. >_
"What are you in for?"
"I miserably failed at stealing starbursts"
That pfp got me! 😂✨
@@ngo-k same I screamed 😭
Lmao your profile pic got me too! 😂😂😂 I for real jumped & wiped my screen off real fast 😜😆
Yea me too! A big question mark scares me
“The Look Of Confusion”😂🤣😅🤣🤣🤣😂!!!!!!!!
Imagine the adrenaline rush he was having stealing candy
lmfao right
Probably not as big as a rush he gets from smoking his crystal meth. Lol
Hehe like #469
Stfu 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
Still not as big as the rush he gets when he steals candy while high on meth
*Im no thief, but he’s an insult to thieves everywhere*
My Life Is Pathetic on god
he even shamed lupin the 3rd
Even Sly Cooper cringed
“His friend is nice, he’s gonna grab a cup for him, but that’s gonna confuse the shoplifter” 😂😂
3:09
Lol
*thief hurts himself in confusion*
I read that as he said that
" *hUhhHhhHH???!* "
Psss
I love how he’s helping you investigate as if he’s not the criminal lol
Wouldn’t be surprised if those Jordan’s were stolen too.
Hmmmmmmm I think that's true
Apexeon151 definitely not, he’s too stupid lol
Yea
*NOT J's BUT PROWINGS🤷♂️ LOOKING LIKE J's🤣*
Chris lmao
Now this is the Gas station we all know and love
True they did change it once for some odd reason
Omg, it's the owners 2nd store.. Who TF cares, same concept, different store?! Can't believe that botheres so many people..
@@Mandy_39 he never said it bothered him or anything like that at all
Mandy Don't be a spaz. He wasn't bothered. It's sort of like if you go someplace and come home and say, "it's nice to be home". It doesn't mean you were bothered to go wherever it was that you went, rather it'd just nice to be home is all :)
Mandy this is the dumbest comment I’ve ever seen I lost brain cells because of this 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
"What is this? Is this some sort of store? That sells items? I'm so confused! I've never seen such an establishment before! Why are there so many things here?!"
Why are their slips of paper stuck on them with words? Why is it so colorful? Why are there so many numbers?
@Kayra Cerek woooosh
@Kayra Cerek its also a store i-
StarkMaximum so do i just grab this and than leave ? what a wonderful place !
@Kayra Cerek and that's a thief i-
I’m dying because you nailed it . Everybody does the confused frustrated look 😂
Too bad I'm awkward and act this confused when I'm not stealing
I was thinking the Same thing.
supray12 so awkward
Sure but they really do it
supray12 yeah I always think to myself “hol up did I accidentally steam a piece of candy? Let me check”
Honestly 😂I was looking for shit and I was asked to empty my pockets and I didn’t even have anything made them look stupid 😂
this guy acting like he never had soda before lmao
" why pay for a full soda when you can get a couple of swigs for free " 😃
90% of the time fountain drinks taste like shit. I used to taste test them before buying, now I just don't buy them period.
Onfroi what is this bubbly drink u speak of?!
@@CurrencyENT faxxxxxx i passionately hate fountain syrup 4 some reason. The casino might reel me in (because it has the touch screen soda machine) when im up there but thats it
"Oh that's the drink with the bubbles?" I heard about that..is this it?!?!?" Gulp gulp gulp!! I don't like it.
Crouching, confusion, pit sniffing, he might as well be waiving a sign that says "thief"
Or thief. if he could spell.
@@careyannesh ok, you got me, I fixed it.
Or he might b a video game npc plus u already named all the symptoms lmao 😭😂😂
@@careyannesh LmFaO yooooo u one a dem funny neckerz
Enjoyed watching this again, several years later. Looking forward to actually visiting!
“None of those 500 options appealed to me” was hilarious 😂
Mans went through so much just for a $1.39 pack of starburst
And he had to tip the manager .61 on top!
1.39 for a starburst pack? Wtf kinda prices are those...
@@Nickyyy- king size >_
@@Didi_Meow_Records Not as ridiculous but still bad.
@@Didi_Meow_Records I’m cheap af lol I’m the guy who gets 300 bucks off grocery store monopoly 😂
Every time I stand in the candy aisle now, looking for something I can't find, I'm paranoid the owners are watching me and narrating!
Every time I'm standing in the candy aisle now I find myself thinking "Instead of looking at candy I should instead be buying a delicious sandwich with a quarter lb of meat with 3 slices of cheese made fresh daily"
ive never stolen something but i always see the security guards sneakily follow me as i nervously try to look for anything to buy lol, they see my phone outline in my pocket and i think they think its a packet of candy or something
Y'all are seriously paranoid. Oh, you mean the guy they pay to watch you is watching you!? How shocking!!! -_-
@@cheesus1328 So buy your stuff from Walmart if you have troubles in those small sh:tty shops.
Oh they definitely are watching your every move.... Every single move...
5:27 I love his enthusiasm for the scene with his forced smile, we need more videos with him!!!!
"Hes gonna smell his pit real quick, yep that smells bad" 😂
Some people just don't care, they play stupid because they are.
@@philthoreau6412 Method Acting .. has no price! 😁😂
not everyone that takes 10 mins looking at candy is a thief some of us just high AF and everything looks tasty
LMAO
I usually assume stupid hahaha
It’s inside window shopping
Ong
Can confirm i’ve spent forever looking for airheads
sad that little kids can pull this off better than him
TSD_LeviTG on god😂
True
Yup
He didn’t even try to hide from the cameras or get the decoy candy first lmao
Like seriously it’s way too elaborate he spent so much time there
lmao i love the part when his friend grabs a cup for him and he starts malfunctioning
" pounding his hands, pounding his hands, pounding his hands" I had to laugh...fantastic commentary!
Lol and the little claps he made
Commentary always brilliant.
This must be the most famous gas station in America by now
@@julianswayze6251 bro I'll click your mick
@@julianswayze6251 are you nuts? why do you keep threatening to snap people's necks
@@dgerz He just took his first Jujitsu class so now he thinks he's Nate Diaz
Joe Mack by yes it’s still the most famous gas station
@@julianswayze6251 shut your mouth
He’s making it so obvious by trying to not be obvious 😂
Haahahahhaha right
Summer 1999 yup like walking around the store few times lol
I’ve never stole anything & I always look up to the counter to see who’s working and say hey 😂
I was a loss prevention specialist for 5 years. The amount of thievery on a daily basis is crazy.
Angel Florez especially at Wal Mart..... it’s ridiculous...
I worked loss prevention 3 years in addition to working retail and retail management
Well,
Just to let you know
Someone stole the S in your last name
And replaced it with a Z
Pay more attention next time
I was a Loss Prevention Supervisor for Target in Las Vegas for a couple of years, and can't count how many people I apprehended (and waited for LVPD to arrive), and reports, I wrote. It's absolutely baffling.
Is specialist part of the job title
He acts like he just time traveled 100 years and has never seen a gas station
LOL
There was a Twilight Zone episode like that.
@@dirtyharry5320 care to share?
Well damn, after watching this now I'm sure every store clerk thinks I'm a thief. I've never stole anything, but I sometimes act weird like this. FML
Me too! I act suspicious even if I'm not doing anything wrong.
Me too 😁
Clerks tend to learn the difference between thieves and awkward people.
omg right.. thats why i get so anxious at stores. ive never shoplifted, ive definitely thought about it but its like the clerk knows im thinking abt it so i end up looking all suspicious then get cold feet so i acted stupid for no reason lol
same
The commentary was got me lol 😂 😂. Ohhhh and subscribed made my day
Even when he's looking at himself stealing on the screen he seems bewildered and confused. Lol!
maybe he is suffering a split-personality disorder? who knows
@@jinpachibobochan3532 that's possible but I doubt it. Lol!!
Poor thing...hes just not very bright lol
@@gullybop1695 pls Stop saying LOL! at the end of ur sentences
"None of those 500 options appeal to me..." lol that is funny. 👌😂
Yess
Perfect sarcastic wit. Thought I was watching a British skit
Whirling except british skits aren’t funny
@@sethrawbass
British show
@@WhirlingMusic also not funny
Don’t everybody look at the counter when they walk in a gas station
Always salute the cashier
Nope
I say hi to them
69 I do, usually seek eye contact and say hello loud so they hear me
they always say "hi welcome to blank" and i smile awkwardly and say hi
with that amount of acting and hard work, you know what? give the man the treat, you deserve it bud....
Lol I wonder if that’s what the clerks think of me every time cuz I literally take a good 10 min for just candies and chips, I’m very indecisive.
I think they just think I’m high as shit
Same tho
Same I’m super indecisive when I’m in really any store. Especially when there are 500 choices
I had to choose between the eastern or coastal front
@@k.c4178 lmaoo
Alot of effort to swipe a Starburst. Off with his hand.
LoL
😂😂😂☠️
wopalongcassidy That’s what I thought. For fucks sake, the amount of time he spent getting there and walking around being a sleezebag he could have worked enough to pay for it.
Off with his hand !!
He got nothing better to do.
He deserves a free pack of candy after the show he’s putting on at the station.
Nice pfp heidi is the most underrated skin in fortnite and it’s my main skin 🥰😌😌🥰
ACAB X Thankyou 😇
yeah he got them 6.7 million views id say he earned the candy that cost them like 65 cents lol
"Today we are going to tell you how to spot a shop lifter."
**Man walks in with shirt off.**
Me: THAT'S HIM! That's the guy!
Those crooks knew something wasnt right, and thats why they did not leave at first, they were right
They could feel the heat
Really? Honest? They knew something was up? I’d have never known if you hadn’t said anything!!! Wow thank goodness for you!!!🖕🏼
@@justincasey_grabbederpussy6756 zero likes in 1 year, be kind
Everyday I wake up in hope of the infamous Biscotti Bandit returning for his 3rd heist. The most suspenseful saga in modern day history. Will he ever be brought to justice? Time will tell.
4th you mean. He's in 3 vids
Sean Maybe he realizes he’s famous for all the wrong reasons and probably still laying low till the heat is off 😂
@@Tom-ok2rh He needs to be immortalized in a meme so that never happens.
I always look at the counter when I first walk in to acknowledge who’s ever working 😂 damn lol
Have you ever stolen something in your life
Same...😂
U look like a thief.
Same I usually nod at the clerk too.
Same 😂
darn commentary is so exciting! lolol good episode guys
Bruh, all that effort for maybe a dollar or two worth of stuff? Smh...
My thoughts exactly...
Over hundreds of items though
@@charadremur333 I think he meant as the thief not as the owner
Fr
Yeah go big or go home take the whole store
“He’s gonna smell his pit real quick yup that smells.” 😂
How can anyone naturally walk into a gas station without looking up at the counter? It’s instinct.
Ikr
Ok thief
If its like right there when i open the door yea. And i greet the cashier as well. But if i walk in and i have to actually turn my head or... You know what i mean.
I work in a gas station and I still look up at the counter everytime I come in to work
I work at a Sheetz (a larger joint of gas stations in the North East of USA) and I love watching these and I am trying to become better at detecting thieves and reading people
This gas station is like the final boss for shoplifters
Of all the thieves I've seen, this guy is by far the worst actor I've ever seen.
Natenbox64 why the fuck is he in there so long?😂
@@dakingataleedo who does that? lol
He was high as shit lmao
That's probably why he's probably done some prison time allegedly
The "pound my hands pound my hands" had me cracking up laughing
*bap bap bap* lol
What a strange series of comments lol
😘
I love the guy's final defense; "It ain't no Starburst! It's Sour Skittles!"
Oh shit! Really? I guess it's not a crime after all.
Not the brightest. He started off by putting his shirt on.
Ikr 😂 way to draw attention to yourself right off the bat dude
no shirt no shoes no service
Maybe if they put “no shoplifting” on the sign, they wouldn’t get all these confused customers
@@-perge party rockers in the house tonight 🎶
Oh you watched the video too?
This guy was trying as hard as he could to star in Gas Station Encounters
"What was it though?" says thief, after handing him $2.
Some people think if they don't know what it was. Well, they can't charge me with anything. However, there just has been beyond reason of doubt that you stole. At which, there is.
Attention all thieves, don't mess with Jaximus Maximus! 😎
Imagine being on RUclips just surfing and realizing the store that caught you stealing has posted your “Stealing Video” and it has been viewed a million times and the resolution is perfect.....
Hahaha
now imagine it being viewed 4 million times
so are you saying you were in one of these videos
so now we will arrest you
I guess he would be pretty confused
He might as well have worn a shirt saying "I'm a thief", most blatantly suspicious guy I think I've ever seen on here. Examining lighters like he was performing open heart surgery on them.
I’ve never seen a more suspicious looking person in my life.
Spencer G right? I woulda accused him of stealing even if he was innocent
Spencer G look up the guy with the blanket...gas station encounters 😝
For what it's worth, I always acknowledge an employee behind counter when i walk in. Just a polite, "how goes it?" I'm about as honest as they come.
Strangely enough, these tips helped me catch a DVD thief in our library.
Very cool!
theif scratch huh?
dvd? in a library? care to explain?
I demand context.
NoobieLandCity yes plenty of libraries have DVDs that you can borrow.
He had a better chance wearing a "I'm a thief" shirt than the shit he done.
This gas station has either a curse or a blessing. No other Gas station puts up with so much, but at the same time has so much content
Lol convenient stores in Chicago have all the items behind a bulletproof glass.
Come to Baltimore.....thier everywhere
Every gas station has theft like this or worse. I’m in Canada and it’s just as bad up here. These guys are just pros at catching people.
@@mr.peanutbutter6969 Do you live in that environment?
I have seen YT vids of Chicago at night very frightening.
Seen an armed police man only once,couldn't imagine that every day.
@@RhysapGrug god no. It's bad in Texas too but not that bad.
Notice how, when he’s emptying his pockets, he conveniently completely forgets he has another whole pocket
The guy sells out his integrity for a starburst, it is so pathetic .
TEGRITY*
@@Corruptedd jayshe na meday Tegredy weed
I don't think he had any to sell to begin with.
You’ve obviously never had a starburst
J b
Starbursts arent good enough for a criminal record
Man, I always look at the counter just to say hi to who ever is working. They probably all think I'm a thief but all I'm trying to be, is polite.
Me too, I feel like if I'm walking into an establishment it's polite to greet who's running it just like when u walk into someone's house.
In Europe this is a pretty common thing. But in Great America there isnt such thing as being polite🤣
@@MrBeftackel ahahaha 🤣🤣bro u can't be anymore right about that
@@MrBeftackel yeah everyone is a terrible person here we definitely don't have any societal norms that we think are polite but it may not be that way around the world because everywhere is different.
How dare you say hy to store owners or cashiers, that is so cringe to be proud of saying hello to gas station clerks
Didn’t realize how exciting it could be to play detective constantly working at a convenient store
The commentary is so good because it’s exactly on point.
“You’re not buying dog toys, what are you touching them for?” Lol for some reason that made me laugh.
All these years I’ve been looking at the counter and nodding to the cashiers when I enter thinking it was what decent human beings do. I guess I’ve been flagging myself as a thief.
The way I was raised, whenever I walk into someone's establishment I acknowledge them. I don't just strut in like I own the place and I'm entitled to the shit in it
There is a difference between walking in the door and giving someone a head nod or saying hi versus glancing over really quickly as you walk by without saying anything you dinguses.
But it was me the whole time, it’s the perfect crime
j3wpb I look at the cashier and basically everyone who’s in the store at that moment just to see if everything’s cool. I have begun doing so after literally walking into a robbery while texting. Always be aware of your surroundings man
@@wll1500 Not looking at the cashier while walking in isn't "strutting in like you own the place and is entitled" it's going in like you are there to buy something.
0:04 wait why did he walk in the store with no shirt in the first place 😂
Yo I was confused too 😂
He is just confused
Because he was working
Yes he put on a shirt
He was giving some s*ot
The commentary is fucking gold 🤣🤣
I’m the person that thinks everyone thinks I’m stealing and have like a mini heart attack lmao
Me every time
Why would you worry if you aren't doing anything wrong 😂 you sound sus ong
@Brie Skinner yea no lol quit playin
@abby same lol
@@dionysius1321 its anxiety. i can't help being anxious in public
Cashiers must think I’m a thief when i walk in and look at the counter, look at the cameras constantly and search for like 3 minutes when I’m just confused on what to buy 😂
@Victor Joseph gas stations have baskets?
@@wallflowerdan i’m two months late but yes, mainly big gas stations like wawa have baskets
@@susannahmarie ye the bucees near my house has baskets and the shopping scooters
Just don't buy anything then?
It’s seems as though the “counter glance, scratch, sniff, drop-a-duce, touch stuff, look confused” technique is often the most effective.
Especially the drop-a-deuce thats the most important part lol
Get that free paper.. LMFAO..
Nothing more sad than a grown man stealing Starburst.
When he doesn’t like Mountain Dew. Instantly something isn’t adding up
Jake_Heap nah mtn dew just nasty🤢😂
Diabetes in a bottle
I don't like mountain dew unless it's Voltage, Baja blast or other alternative flavors.
Clorox Bleach you mean every soda?
Brad Steiner that’s the perfect explanation😂
He got lost on his way to elementary school.
Wuz wrong w dat?!
He's so stupid they wouldn't even let him ride the Short Bus as a kid.
The last Emperor I get the reference
*Preschool
I literally do all of this, but don’t shoplift😂
Asmr Efren same
Lmao u look at the lighters too?
Blue Leone yes I did it even when I wasn’t old enough to buy one
100%
You look like a shoplifter too buddy
LOL, "touching random things phase.." You guys are too funny :)
i've been obsessed with this channed since i found it yesterday. lmao!! the commentary is too epic!!
😘
I’m surprised people still Shoplift at this store 😂
cus people don't watch enough youtube video LOL
Hes going through all these steps thinking its making him look normal but its really making him look super shady lol.
these videos are my absolute favorite, never fail to please.
dude walked in putting his shirt on thats already a red flag😂
That was his Blessed Shirt of Confusion, providing him with +5 Dexterity at the cost of -5 Intelligence and -5 Awareness. Without that shirt he would have dropped the Starburst when trying to pocket it.
Narrator: "Thiefs love to look up at the counter"
Me: When walking into a gas station I look at the counter.
Kadesaxon kadesaxon he was wearing a Jordan shirt and you have a Jordan profile pic. Was this you?
@@ObviouslyyWrong lol
Kadesaxon kadesaxon are u a thief
@@ObviouslyyWrong lmao your username says my answer.
but why do you look up at the counter ? and can you also mention why thief's have that behavior ?
Confused, itchy, impatient. I think I can catch these guys now.
You cant, I do the "look of confusion" and look at the clerk when I walk in and I have never stolen anything in my entire life.
I'm perpetually confused, sometimes itchy and always impatient. I'm not on meth however. This isn't fair.
Remeber when you dump a bucket of ants on people there always theives
To just got to love this narrator. He calls those thieves just right. Talking a mile a minute 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣