ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Timothy" by The Buoys

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2020
  • The infamous, gruesome song that got banned from radio stations nationwide in 1971! Come find out what happened to poor, poor Timothy...
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  • @Doctor4077
    @Doctor4077 3 года назад +2979

    "Timothy was so lacking in taste...and to be clear I mean the song was lacking, Timothy was probably delicious."
    Oh Todd. Never change.

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 3 года назад +45

      I cackled at that bit 😂

    • @Kayjai97
      @Kayjai97 3 года назад +9

      I lost it there, that was great

    • @604116
      @604116 3 года назад +7

      Todd must have recently watched the movie A Boy and His Dog

    • @Nougatbars
      @Nougatbars 3 года назад +9

      Mom wondered if I was OK, because that made me cackle like a hyena.

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 3 года назад +2

      man I need to watch the video before checking the comments more because y'all SPOILED the joke for me.
      no literally.

  • @fugitiveunknown7806
    @fugitiveunknown7806 3 года назад +1999

    "We need to come up with a premise that's really controversial."
    "I have a modest proposal...."

    • @waynechapman9823
      @waynechapman9823 3 года назад +72

      I always enjoy a good joke at Jonathan Swift's expense. The guy was such a yahoo!

    • @GriffinPilgrim
      @GriffinPilgrim 3 года назад +47

      Now that's a cultured reference!

    • @charlieparker5346
      @charlieparker5346 3 года назад +43

      @@waynechapman9823 This makes it sound like you think Swift was serious about the cannibalism, just so you know. You might want to elaborate so people don't think you don't get satire

    • @morganrobinson8042
      @morganrobinson8042 3 года назад +26

      @@charlieparker5346 Irony has layers man.

    • @waynechapman9823
      @waynechapman9823 3 года назад +23

      @@charlieparker5346 Oh, I know it was meant to be satire. I'm just riffing on it. The guy was brilliant, and I'm not the one who decided "Gulliver's Travels" was just for kids. That seriously undervalued his worth as a satirist!

  • @neugey
    @neugey 3 года назад +1324

    So now I'm hearing "If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in a cave"

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 года назад +21

      I am CACKLING

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 3 года назад +123

      "If you're not into living, and can spare half a brain"

    • @nathanalbright
      @nathanalbright 3 года назад +100

      If you like eating ribs at midnight in a dark coalmine vein....

    • @stormwatcher1299
      @stormwatcher1299 3 года назад +74

      Then you just might be Timothy, and you're gonna be slain *cue the guitar solo*

    • @calumbishop7082
      @calumbishop7082 3 года назад +15

      Still a more tasteful reference than ‘Funstyle’ (Side note: two videos in a row that reference pina coladas in some form)

  • @SemperErato
    @SemperErato 3 года назад +599

    "pranked a creepypasta onto the radio" made my whole day

  • @user-zx6jd8hv3t
    @user-zx6jd8hv3t 3 года назад +3019

    That whole Liz Phair episode was worth it just to bring back the “coladas, that is” joke.

    • @lenah9027
      @lenah9027 3 года назад +246

      that liz phair episode was fantastic in general

    • @user-zx6jd8hv3t
      @user-zx6jd8hv3t 3 года назад +201

      @@lenah9027 yeah, it’s one of the best. Honestly every single Trainwreckords is a gem.

    • @TransSappho
      @TransSappho 3 года назад +133

      I could fucking hear the smile on his face when he said it

    • @bullmonty764
      @bullmonty764 3 года назад +35

      Personally I found that one really hard to get through. Same with the Lauryn Hill episode

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 3 года назад +13

      I'm glad it paid off, and I hope it means we get more Rupert Holmes on the show in the future.

  • @averagebritishguy7082
    @averagebritishguy7082 3 года назад +1725

    Fun fact: Rupert Holmes had a son named Timothy. There's no info if he was born before or after this song came out, and I can't tell which would be worse.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 года назад +117

      His son Nick is in the comments here so maybe you could find out

    • @josephtelegen8754
      @josephtelegen8754 3 года назад +75

      I am going to be thinking about which would be worse for a year now.

    • @yerdasellsavon9232
      @yerdasellsavon9232 3 года назад +14

      All three

    • @synchronizedelbow5702
      @synchronizedelbow5702 3 года назад +62

      And thus, the phrase " Bun in the oven" was popularized.

    • @TimBurVlogs
      @TimBurVlogs 3 года назад +16

      Rupert has been on Gilbert Gottfried’s podcast a hundred times but this song had never come up! Or at least I don’t think it has.

  • @JoshuaFagan
    @JoshuaFagan 3 года назад +817

    I don't know why, but the fact that the production on the song is pure 70s cheese just makes the actual content that much darker in contrast.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 3 года назад +57

      Let me make it darker, the narrator got so traumatized by the experience that he blocked it from his memory.

    • @Vaderi300
      @Vaderi300 3 года назад +12

      Don't listen to Irish Folk music then :P

    • @mrglibb
      @mrglibb 3 года назад +36

      @@Vaderi300 Irish folk music is an absolute gold mine for this kind of dark shit. Quite a bit of it in the indie scene too, and Kylie Minogue and Nick Cave recorded one my mum always loved called 'Where the Wild Roses Grow' for the album 'Murder Ballads', which has a bunch of them.

    • @danielflanard8274
      @danielflanard8274 3 года назад +8

      @@mrglibb
      Appreciate the heads up. Always on the lookout for obscure and/or underrated songs that are perfect for Halloween. The first half of the 20th century had some doozies.

    • @jimmymelendez1836
      @jimmymelendez1836 Год назад

      @@murciadoxial8056 Huh? "Let me make it darker." 😒Really?

  • @billkelly1197
    @billkelly1197 9 месяцев назад +194

    Billl Kelly (lead singer) thanks for the coverage!!Good job!

    • @Ervalo
      @Ervalo 6 месяцев назад +13

      Pretty cool that you replied in a kind way to this video mr Kelly. Greetings from the Netherlands where you are the singer of a golden oldie.

    • @Rfk1966
      @Rfk1966 5 месяцев назад +4

      Dakota was a good band who just needed that one breakthrough song

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 5 месяцев назад +4

      Thank you for singing us a strange, bizarre, surprisingly catchy and memorable, but mostly nauseating song. ❤
      If it's any consolation, I think "Give Up Your Guns" is way better..

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 3 месяца назад +3

      Todd: most of the people I cover on this show are too big and important to notice me.
      Al’s Todd: gets noticed by Halsey and 2 different one hit wonderland artists.

  • @wobedraggled
    @wobedraggled 3 года назад +286

    Strings are clearly saying "help me"

    • @8bitdiedie
      @8bitdiedie 3 года назад +19

      It reminds me of the high-pitched, screechy violins you hear in horror movies (eg. Psycho) so it matches the lyrics really well.

  • @SamAronow
    @SamAronow 3 года назад +1148

    My respect for Rupert Holmes has just increased exponentially.

    • @ThePynnacle
      @ThePynnacle 3 года назад +46

      Thank you. My appreciation for you has increased exponentially.

    • @TheAlexSchmidt
      @TheAlexSchmidt 3 года назад +8

      You're that guy that commented on one of JJ McCullough's videos! And I think he mentioned you in one of his videos too.

    • @xww6849
      @xww6849 3 года назад +8

      I mean... the Edwin Drood music slaps

    • @ThePynnacle
      @ThePynnacle 3 года назад +47

      @@xww6849 you’re damn right. Also he’s got some pretty damn good songs that are only popular in The Philippines and Japan. He hates escape with a burning passion. He said it’s the one song he put the least amount of effort into ever.

    • @ThePynnacle
      @ThePynnacle 3 года назад +3

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl ruclips.net/video/zcjvOU78BR4/видео.html

  • @leftofthedial1378
    @leftofthedial1378 3 года назад +723

    Ah yes, the ever-so rare 2-hit wonder: Rupert Holmes.
    Imagine how great it'd be if he combined the two hits into “If you like people carnitas.”

    • @QueenOfTheNorth65
      @QueenOfTheNorth65 2 года назад +17

      He actually had THREE hits; his third hit was called “Answering Machine.”

    • @inaccurateprophecy8971
      @inaccurateprophecy8971 Год назад +2

      @@QueenOfTheNorth65 I thought that one was called So Sick

    • @Malkmusianful
      @Malkmusianful Год назад +20

      how about "if you like peñis coladas"

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily Год назад +13

      I nearly choked on my laughter at "people carnitas", holy shit.

    • @iSkully99
      @iSkully99 Год назад +1

      If you like timothy

  • @ToddintheShadows
    @ToddintheShadows  3 года назад +874

    More evidence for Rupert Holmes being a filthy, filthy liar: I could not find any evidence of any connection between Andy Kim, "Sixteen Tons," and Rupert Holmes/Scepter Records. So take his story here with a grain of salt. (Timothy himself needs no salt.)

    • @baron_von_brunk
      @baron_von_brunk 3 года назад +34

      By the way, I was born and raised in Central Pennsylvania, and both of my parents are Baby Boomers: I never once heard of The Buoys nor Dakota in my entire life.

    • @burningcloudbeats4186
      @burningcloudbeats4186 3 года назад +10

      Thanks Todd!

    • @ThePynnacle
      @ThePynnacle 2 года назад +93

      His son here. I can get you some actual proof. And my dad is the cleanest guy you'll ever meet. Also, funny you mention the Partridge family, Rupert did songs for them too.

    • @ReprobateMind
      @ReprobateMind Год назад +22

      @@ThePynnacle asking to fact check another comment do you have a brother called Timothy? And was he named after the song?

    • @knightwing5169
      @knightwing5169 Год назад +15

      The "sounds like a recipe" remark makes me think he's at least partially trolling us.

  • @JamoboBorg
    @JamoboBorg 3 года назад +951

    I kinda like the little violin chirps that come after they sing Timothy, it's kind of like the narrator having a pang of guilt every time they have to mention that name and bring back those memories.

    • @squigg7107
      @squigg7107 3 года назад +42

      Oh, I like your theory.

    • @ItsSomeDeadGuy
      @ItsSomeDeadGuy 3 года назад +10

      Agreed!

    • @thedrewdog
      @thedrewdog 3 года назад +43

      I imagine thats the sound Timothy's bones made when they cut through them.

    • @billyweed835
      @billyweed835 3 года назад +69

      Or the violins are meant to be like Timothy, screaming for help as he's killed.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 3 года назад +23

      I get it thematically, but it sounds like shit and it makes me not want to hear the song again.

  • @erikdaniels0n
    @erikdaniels0n 3 года назад +661

    “BOO, GO BACK TO EATING PEOPLE!”- Toddintheshadows, 2020

    • @outlawrip-offartist4161
      @outlawrip-offartist4161 3 года назад +21

      They are playing cannibalism song woo hoo.

    • @Musicradio77Network
      @Musicradio77Network 3 года назад

      Here is my take on Shirley Temple where she was going to eat you like “Timothy”.
      ruclips.net/video/vqBjrgIlgYU/видео.html

    • @Musicradio77Network
      @Musicradio77Network 3 года назад

      And then, Erika Dawson of the Dawson Gals eats you up like “Timothy” in a song. Got that?
      ruclips.net/video/xNwIiFYdB8M/видео.html

  • @ashleyneku5432
    @ashleyneku5432 2 года назад +229

    I might be wrong, but I feel like the darkest part is the implication that they didn't just eat him, but also kill him. They didn't wait to see who would die first and eat them, no. They conspired together to kill and eat the outlier while they still had the strength to do it.

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 8 месяцев назад +22

      If poor Timothy was lucky.
      The other horrible implication is that they ate him ALIVE AND CONSCIOUS.

  • @rubberwoody
    @rubberwoody 3 года назад +38

    the fact that he "felt so full" when he was resuced probably meant that he didnt have to kill timothy if they just held out one more day. kinda spooky

  • @iarefalcon8070
    @iarefalcon8070 3 года назад +938

    The fact that Todd’s show has “early years” new subs might not know about fills me with such a strange feeling.

    • @robbybevard8034
      @robbybevard8034 3 года назад +95

      Well, he HAS been doing it for 11 years now...

    • @Vitorio582
      @Vitorio582 3 года назад +64

      I found his channel last year (with a One Hit Wonderland episode even) but I started watching his videos non stop in that day and in about a week or so I was already familiar with his content

    • @sanityisrelative
      @sanityisrelative 3 года назад +2

      @@robbybevard8034 why do you have to say it like that?

    • @neverhowever3231
      @neverhowever3231 3 года назад +43

      idk i feel like most of his new subs probably watched some of the backload, i found him a year or two ago and i’ve definitely seen the majority of his videos

    • @multismashify
      @multismashify 3 года назад +49

      11 years...I've been on this ride for 11 years...Wow.

  • @emmal7510
    @emmal7510 3 года назад +146

    "Hey, a new Todd in Shadows. Let me just start this playing while I fix myself a late night snack."
    Chalk that up under things I have regretted saying this year.

    • @StuartLynx
      @StuartLynx 3 года назад +13

      Right below "It'd be cool if some shit happened so I don't have to go to class"...

  • @emberkeelty4689
    @emberkeelty4689 3 года назад +618

    Told my friend "I can't believe this is the backstory of the pina colada man" and she got confused for a minute about what I meant, and now we have decided that it is in fact the same character narrating both songs. He likes getting drunk and washing away his sins, isn't into meditative/mindfulness exercises... How can he be open with his wife when he can't even be open with himself??? (It's okay, she probably killed someone too.)

    • @cartoonjoe
      @cartoonjoe 3 года назад +14

      Yeah....*him*.

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 3 года назад +88

      If you like eating coworkers
      Getting caught in a mine

    • @HedgieDaUmbrehog
      @HedgieDaUmbrehog 2 года назад +51

      @@Champiness if you think the flesh of your coworker
      Would go great with red wine

    • @DestinyKiller
      @DestinyKiller 2 года назад +9

      This comment thread is the best hands down

    • @dyldragon1
      @dyldragon1 2 года назад +10

      Well now that they're communicating again maybe they've got one more thing to bond over

  • @katwil89
    @katwil89 3 года назад +304

    That little violin chirp after "Timothy" is really creepy for some reason.

    • @XPrinceOfDorknessX
      @XPrinceOfDorknessX 3 года назад +60

      It makes me think of the knife music sting from Psycho

    • @Santoryu90
      @Santoryu90 2 года назад +13

      I like it

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 2 года назад +41

      A 'pang' of guilt. A nervous 'twitch'.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Год назад +10

      To me it's the scream of Timothy here as he gets eaten alive

    • @XenRiddle
      @XenRiddle 10 месяцев назад +5

      It might be the canary in the coal mine.

  • @quadling3521
    @quadling3521 3 года назад +467

    The irony of the title of escape: the pina colada song is we can never truly escape the pina colada song.

  • @bullet4myex187
    @bullet4myex187 3 года назад +272

    Holy shit lmfao I can’t stop laughing. Todd yelled “they’re playing the cannibal song woooo!” And immediately an add for incogmeato came on

  • @timothyhorgan6548
    @timothyhorgan6548 3 года назад +169

    Todd: you could have been Timothy!
    Me: I am Timothy

  • @piwright42
    @piwright42 3 года назад +189

    "They ate him!"
    Raw.
    "They ate Timothy!"
    Raw.
    They most likely had nothing to make a fire with and in most mine collapses air is a precious commodity... so yeah, they most likely ate old Jimbo raw.

    • @LynetteTheMadScientist
      @LynetteTheMadScientist 3 года назад +17

      Unless they opened the abdominal cavity or he had HepB his raw meat was probably safe to eat. But also, any meat is safer than starving

    • @TwighlightLugia
      @TwighlightLugia 3 года назад +24

      Maybe it was a salt mine, so that they could've at least seasoned him.

    • @chrismulwee4911
      @chrismulwee4911 3 года назад +3

      They could have died from eating raw uncooked Timothy, surprised they didn't, or maybe they did sometime after the song!

  • @herison7554
    @herison7554 3 года назад +751

    10/10 callback to peñis colada from the Liz Phair trainwreckord ep

  • @CustardCream515
    @CustardCream515 3 года назад +292

    The virgin Buoys: yeah lets pretend we didn't know about that mining disaster
    The chad Beegees: yeah man lets name our first hit after a mining disaster

    • @thomasball5432
      @thomasball5432 3 года назад +26

      A fictional mining disaster, there was no disaster in NY in 1941. Apparently it was inspired by the Aberfan disaster in 1966, although that bears little resemblance to the disaster depicted in the song.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 3 года назад +46

      Hey, disasters actually do well in the 70s. There's "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot, of course. Harry Chapin had several - the surreal "30,000 Pounds of Bananas" and the serious "Sniper" notable among them. The 70s liked story songs, and disasters make good stories.

    • @EternalYorkieMom
      @EternalYorkieMom 3 года назад +8

      @@roguishpaladin Danceband on the Titanic and The Rock are my two favorites of Harry Chapin’s macabre story songs

    • @SailorMaxie
      @SailorMaxie 3 года назад

      @@thomasball5432 r/whoosh

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 3 года назад +9

      Staying Alive was about a mining accident?

  • @Landibert
    @Landibert 3 года назад +500

    I actually kinda like this song and the "chirping" that comes on when they say Timothy.

    • @RobinTheBot
      @RobinTheBot 3 года назад +29

      I think it's pretty funny honestly.

    • @miriamscuderi4680
      @miriamscuderi4680 3 года назад +46

      I interpreted as the chirping of a canary, since they are in a mine, but maybe I am overthinking this...

    • @neophobicnyctophile8264
      @neophobicnyctophile8264 3 года назад +4

      The arrangement I always heard was simplified to a C/Am, G, F progression that omitted the chirping strings in the chorus, so I find them kind of jarring, actually 🤣

    • @neophobicnyctophile8264
      @neophobicnyctophile8264 3 года назад +2

      And it usually ended with, “... and she’s buying a stairway....
      “To heaven...”

    • @silvertamagachi
      @silvertamagachi 3 года назад +6

      I'm glad I'm not the only one! I also liked that 2 seconds of that Dakota's song too (though having looked the rest of it up, it's pretty boring besides that great chorus). I think I just like cheesy 70s-80s songs with kinda whiny male vocals. I'm okay with learning this about myself.

  • @yelloweyeball
    @yelloweyeball 3 года назад +371

    "God, what did we do?" has to be one of the unintentionally funniest lyrics ever written. Sounds like something a mad scientist would say in a bad 50's scifi B movie.

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 2 года назад +23

      MY GOD MAN, YOU'RE MAD!!

    • @waqas4318
      @waqas4318 Год назад +4

      "Todd, What did we do!?" lol

    • @jimmymelendez1836
      @jimmymelendez1836 Год назад

      @@waqas4318 😒

    • @tdarkhorse4
      @tdarkhorse4 Год назад +1

      i can practically hear the mst3k guys making fun of the line.

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch Год назад

      YOURE A NUT! CRAZY IN THE COCONUT!

  • @theuselessmember
    @theuselessmember 3 года назад +936

    Never heard of this song, but omg, when Todd said they were stuck in a mine and it’s about one dude, I could totally see what the song is about a mile away.

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 3 года назад +11

      This song CLEARLY inspired the movie "Ravenous"

    • @mitkitty
      @mitkitty 3 года назад +26

      Yeah, as soon as he said that i went 'oh no'

    • @CarlosHernandez-jv6wk
      @CarlosHernandez-jv6wk 3 года назад +8

      I honestly thought they were just gonna rip off "Big, Bad John" and have Timothy be the hero. That took a turn I wasn't expecting.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 3 года назад +16

      @@richardgadberry8398 I was thinking of the game Until Dawn

    • @rubywest5166
      @rubywest5166 3 года назад +3

      I just saw the thumbnail and understood it

  • @likecrazyhorse
    @likecrazyhorse 3 года назад +288

    The Doordash ad I got halfway through hit different this time

    • @cyanmanta
      @cyanmanta 3 года назад +19

      TIMOTHY is on the way with your DoorDash order. Enjoy!

    • @TheInfernalOnionz
      @TheInfernalOnionz 3 года назад

      😆😆

    • @bullet4myex187
      @bullet4myex187 3 года назад +2

      I got incogmeato after he said they’re playing the cannibal song lmao

    • @patrickracer43
      @patrickracer43 3 года назад

      @@cyanmanta more like: "Doordash is on the way with your order, Timothy"

  • @toetotipthatsabart5048
    @toetotipthatsabart5048 3 года назад +69

    I’m surprised this isn’t a legendary song for how gruesome it is. There’s something haunting about the tension building as we realize what happened to Timothy.
    If modern rock bands covered it, it would sound immaculate.

  • @michaelcebulski4916
    @michaelcebulski4916 3 года назад +63

    OK, right at the point that Todd says "Timothy: the miner that eat's like a meal!" a Kwik Trip commercial pops up with a fried chicken ad. No words in this ad at all, just background music and a seductive plate of fried Timothy...I mean chicken! CHICKEN!

  • @AaronAnaya
    @AaronAnaya 3 года назад +316

    It’s hilarious that this song’s B-side is called It Feels So Good.

    • @patchchrist
      @patchchrist 3 года назад +10

      I actually like the B-side better. It's a good blue-eyed soul song, but weird choice for a B-side tho.

    • @AaronAnaya
      @AaronAnaya 3 года назад +2

      @@patchchrist I’ll have to check it out then.

    • @calebhernandez681
      @calebhernandez681 3 года назад +5

      Timothy was evidently high in fiber.

    • @makinapacal
      @makinapacal 3 года назад +5

      @Richard Trischka You forgot "It Tastes so Good!"

    • @Johnsrocknvinyl77
      @Johnsrocknvinyl77 3 года назад +1

      The whole albums pretty good I own it on vinyl

  • @casketbase7750
    @casketbase7750 3 года назад +832

    Todd: “You could’ve eaten Timothy. You could’ve *been* Timothy! This is really dark. He is in agony!”
    Midroll ad: “Eat at Applebee’s.”

    • @samstuff8554
      @samstuff8554 3 года назад +50

      The good news is that we found Timothy he’s at Applebee’s the bad news is that he’s the miners special

    • @antibishonen
      @antibishonen 3 года назад +5

      Eating there ironically is fun!

    • @nathanalbright
      @nathanalbright 3 года назад +7

      Mmmm, ribs....

    • @rocketgrunthyunho
      @rocketgrunthyunho 3 года назад +1

      I got an ad about smart water

    • @SaltpeterTaffy
      @SaltpeterTaffy 3 года назад +15

      Applebees! Applebees!
      Why on earth did we gooooo?

  • @anothermoonmission7042
    @anothermoonmission7042 2 года назад +117

    Maybe it's just because I was raised on The Decemberists, but I would love to hear an acoustic folksy cover of this song that leans into the horror.
    However, I also love the creeping realisation of what this very shiny upbeat song is ACTUALLY about because I had never heard of it before now and I do feel a little bit ill.

    • @psychotophatcat
      @psychotophatcat Год назад +4

      The Violent Femmes would've made this incredible. They did "Country Death Song," so why not "Timothy"?

    • @celestem4069
      @celestem4069 7 месяцев назад +2

      I really want to hear the Decemberists cover this song.

  • @kkskilletfan66
    @kkskilletfan66 3 года назад +42

    For some reason the absurdity of the song along with both Todd’s comments and the stick figure animation has me laughing so hard that I’m crying.

  • @mabryperry1829
    @mabryperry1829 3 года назад +89

    For some reason, when I saw the title, I thought of the Bad Lip Reading of Hunger Games where Katniss says "The police ate Timothy!" I had no idea how right on I was.

  • @einootspork
    @einootspork 3 года назад +73

    That moment of "Oh, no" when you realize where the song is going...

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 3 года назад +5

      I saw that coming the moment they said that the only ones that came out of the mine were joe and the narrator.

  • @My-Fair-Googie
    @My-Fair-Googie 3 года назад +447

    The visuals of the song’s plot are a true enhancement. No one should listen to this song without them.
    Beautiful work, Todd. Another classic.

    • @lillianward2810
      @lillianward2810 2 года назад +29

      Particularly like the bib labeled “BIB”

    • @seanmcloughlin5983
      @seanmcloughlin5983 2 года назад +20

      To be fair I’m pretty sure it was his titlecard artist Krin.

  • @munjee2
    @munjee2 3 года назад +74

    9:44 todd left out the very scariest one of them all "animals (mals)"

  • @dilificus
    @dilificus 3 года назад +117

    I can see my future. Six months from now, I'll find myself singing "Timothy... Timothy..." and I won't be able to figure out where the hell I heard that song or what it is.

    • @MixMasterLar
      @MixMasterLar 3 года назад

      Been six months, how's it going?

  • @ofanichan
    @ofanichan 3 года назад +115

    "They're playing the cannibal song!!! WOOOOOH"
    this is the most excited I've ever seen Todd lmfao

  • @bigguys45s29
    @bigguys45s29 3 года назад +65

    Armie Hammer’s new theme song. RIP, Timothee. :(

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT 3 года назад +56

    I kinda respect these guys for having the balls to put out a song this dark.

  • @Panthersoup
    @Panthersoup 3 года назад +389

    When Todd started explaining the premise of the song I immediately said "do they eat Timothy?!" to myself and kept muttering "please eat Timothy" under my breath until the "for just...a piece...of meat" line and I cheered in triumph

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 2 года назад +7

      @@Tornado1994
      Goddamn, that’s dark!
      Now I can’t stop laughing.

    • @Cheepchipsable
      @Cheepchipsable 2 года назад +4

      Reminds me of Excitable Boy.

    • @imagiguard
      @imagiguard 2 года назад +4

      i thought the same thing, but my exact thoughts were “…i know where this is going… mmm mmm human flesh”

  • @rasmusmalmberg6468
    @rasmusmalmberg6468 3 года назад +187

    "Timothy himself was probably delicious" made me _cackle_

  • @Ashestoashesjc
    @Ashestoashesjc 3 года назад +220

    omg i learned about this song a few months ago and very much did not expect a todd episode about it. BLESS

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 3 года назад +74

    "Timothy was probably delicious" bruh, I'm deceased, like Timothy

  • @mrsmatsushima
    @mrsmatsushima 3 года назад +291

    "Timothy- the miner that eats like a meal!" I.. immediately got an Applebee's commercial after he said this...

    • @multismashify
      @multismashify 3 года назад +6

      Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood.

    • @almightycinder
      @almightycinder 3 года назад +4

      I got a vegan chicken nugget commercial.

    • @MH_0015
      @MH_0015 3 года назад +4

      I got Grubhub

    • @ToasterBrain51702
      @ToasterBrain51702 3 года назад +3

      i got doordash

    • @CarlosHernandez-jv6wk
      @CarlosHernandez-jv6wk 3 года назад +5

      I'm just imagining a crossover commercial jingle of the two now.
      TIMOTHY! *Violin chirp* APPLEBEE'S! *Violin Chirp*.

  • @dgh8220
    @dgh8220 3 года назад +266

    I work at an underground mine, I am going to spread the word of Timothy to all that I work with. This will become our anthem. Thank you Todd.

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 2 года назад +15

      Hopefully, you don’t get fired…
      or eaten.

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 2 года назад

      This song or Big John

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 2 года назад +2

      Personally I prefer Sixteen Tons, but I can imagine that getting more played out than Kenny Loggins at Naval Air Station Miramar.

    • @Logitah
      @Logitah 2 года назад +1

      Next on "How to freak out your boss"... XD

    • @ThePynnacle
      @ThePynnacle 2 года назад +2

      You should thank Rupert.

  • @merchantfan
    @merchantfan 3 года назад +55

    Band: Is from Pennsylvania
    Record Label: You are called Dakota now

  • @sweesbees
    @sweesbees 3 года назад +374

    The whole “Timothy was based on a true story” thing honestly kind of seems like the rumour that an episode of Invader Zim influenced a murderer to steal organs. It may possibly be true, but honestly it doesn’t really benefit anyone if it turns out it is true.

    • @amphioxusanniversary
      @amphioxusanniversary 3 года назад +100

      Tbh, there are probably enough mining disasters where the number of miners rescued is fewer than the number of miners trapped for it not to be much of an issue. Quoth: "Stealing from one is plagiarism; stealing from many is research"

    • @fermintenava5911
      @fermintenava5911 3 года назад +22

      I guess all those creepypastas had to get their ideas *somewhere*

    • @stormwatcher1299
      @stormwatcher1299 3 года назад +17

      I was waiting for Todd to finish that up with "......and his name actually was Timothy."

    • @Borninxixax
      @Borninxixax 2 года назад +4

      The Invader Zim thing is actually true. Dude cited it as part of his motivation at the trial

    • @DestinyKiller
      @DestinyKiller 2 года назад

      I wouldn't be surprised if the original story got him thinking and with as many mining accidents have happened? It most likely has happened before

  • @HollowGolem
    @HollowGolem 3 года назад +418

    I can't believe there was no mention of the Streisand effect being intentionally invoked by the guy who would eventually go on to _write songs performed by Streisand!_ It's gold.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 3 года назад +20

      Every band was doing that at the time. It was the age of Alice Cooper, lots of bands were trying to make the next controversial hit.
      Look at what Kiss was doing before Destroyer, tons of weird sex lyrics in an effort to get controversy. Deuce was about a blowjob, and when that didn't work they doubled down with Going Blind.
      "I'm 93 and you're 16."

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 года назад +13

      Its not really the Streisand Effect though.

  • @TheLowBrassDude
    @TheLowBrassDude 3 года назад +228

    Joel: It is a well known fact that Timothy was a duck

    • @SaraBanartist
      @SaraBanartist 3 года назад +7

      Dammit! I was going to do this one!

    • @repulsethemonkey1396
      @repulsethemonkey1396 3 года назад +5

      It is also well know that Jeremiah was a bullfrog

    • @cremetangerine82
      @cremetangerine82 3 года назад +5

      That’s from the episode “Monster a-Go-Go”!

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 6 дней назад

      Did Timothy also “begin to cluck?”

  • @frizzlefriar4417
    @frizzlefriar4417 3 года назад +27

    "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got Tim in my tummy." -Dave Barry

  • @thefischdeo
    @thefischdeo 3 года назад +65

    I watched this video this morning and 14 hours later, Timothy is still on my mind. That violin chirp kinda makes the song for me; it sounds like a dramatic horror violin being strangled-which is fitting for the ridiculous concept.
    This video has some amazing jokes in it too, so there's that too. Uh oh, I totally love it.

  • @louiscallahan3720
    @louiscallahan3720 3 года назад +356

    I see that Liz Phair joke, Todd.
    I SEE IT

  • @amandas2639
    @amandas2639 3 года назад +185

    My mom has said she and her friends in school were so scandalized by this song, and she's been convinced ever since that Timothy was actually a chicken. I can't wait to ruin her day with this new knowledge.
    Thanks, Todd!

    • @RobertJRoman
      @RobertJRoman 3 года назад +17

      She's making a dark joke.
      Watch the last episode of MASH.

    • @revjim123
      @revjim123 3 года назад +3

      Mmmm, mine chicken!

    • @bryede
      @bryede 3 года назад +13

      I'm sure Timothy's just one more thing that tastes like chicken.

    • @JellyBabie1984
      @JellyBabie1984 3 года назад +1

      @@RobertJRoman That is exactly what I thought as soon as I read it lol.

  • @bazilkush388
    @bazilkush388 3 года назад +101

    Please do a one hit wonderland on “there she goes” by the Las. Such an interesting backstory behind that band

  • @Lordvoivod
    @Lordvoivod 3 года назад +60

    Me: "Hey, the bouys aren't known primarely for this song"
    Todd: " The duthch love this other song for some reason..."
    Ah....

  • @pionosphere
    @pionosphere 3 года назад +106

    "We started with cannibalism! We're not going to top that. It's all downhill from here" -- Todd, from the shadows, in 2020

  • @Hawkster52
    @Hawkster52 3 года назад +219

    I unironically love the fact that there was a top hit about cannibalism. That is amazing.

  • @ToastyJunebugs
    @ToastyJunebugs 3 года назад +64

    I feel "He ate that guy's entire skeleton" should be some sort of saying. Like for someone who's very driven.

  • @thatguyoverthere11
    @thatguyoverthere11 3 года назад +16

    To be fair, the way he repeats "muscle and blood and skin and bones," I could totally picture him repeating it a few times and then breaking into "Stir-whip, stir-whip, whip-whip, stir! Stir-whip, stir-whip, whip-whip stir!"

  • @CyberPhoenix001
    @CyberPhoenix001 3 года назад +209

    "THEY'RE PLAYING THE CANNIBAL SONG! WOOOOOO!"
    I lost it. 😂

    • @paulseifert6598
      @paulseifert6598 3 года назад +6

      I love that song! Reminds me of.... cannibals.....

    • @sashafortis
      @sashafortis 3 года назад +7

      Americans are so awkward about cannibalism. In Australia a cannibalism song made it into the top ten for weeks and has remained a classic
      ruclips.net/video/ILnvtUirHr8/видео.html

    • @CyberPhoenix001
      @CyberPhoenix001 3 года назад

      @@sashafortis Oh my God, I remember that song! That's so hilarious! 😁

    • @DeeJayObi
      @DeeJayObi 3 года назад

      @@sashafortis That's actually a banger of a song! Thanks for that :)

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 3 года назад

      @@sashafortis The video's unavailable to me, so I'm guessing it's region-locked?

  • @tinysodacans
    @tinysodacans 3 года назад +281

    As someone who loves morbid humor, everything about this gives me life.

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 3 года назад +4

      If you havent already, check out The Misfits

    • @209clayton
      @209clayton 3 года назад +4

      im not alone in thinking this

    • @RoguSpanish
      @RoguSpanish 3 года назад +1

      You might like Infant Annihilator then. Or, is that a little too far on the "morbid" side?

    • @TearfulMoon
      @TearfulMoon 3 года назад +8

      Is it weird that I don't see anything particularly wrong with this song? Probably too many episodes of ask a mortician.

  • @pissqueendanniella4688
    @pissqueendanniella4688 Год назад +5

    "well why don't you chew on that one and see how it tastes"
    It tastes like Timothy, Todd.

  • @scorch527
    @scorch527 3 года назад +17

    In 2019 'Give up your guns' got voted the 1515th best song ever made in the yearly Top 2000 list of the largest radio station in the Netherlands. The highest it ever came was 250th place back in 2003. Boomers here absolutely love it. And despite me being born in the early 90s I can still instantly recognize the song, yet I've never heard of Timothy before.

  • @roippi3985
    @roippi3985 3 года назад +108

    LOL please let peñius colada keep appearing in Todd’s content

  • @BrandonA1
    @BrandonA1 3 года назад +174

    Todd covering a song I had never heard of for OHW. This is what I live for

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 3 года назад +1

      @Cat Egorical Yeah. It opens up old neuron paths I forgot I had when I hear these

    • @EM-ol6rb
      @EM-ol6rb 3 года назад

      Same

    • @CarlosHernandez-jv6wk
      @CarlosHernandez-jv6wk 3 года назад +2

      A lot of songs I have put in my internal playlist I got from Todd:
      >"Fire" by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
      >"Hyperactive" by Tomas Dobly
      ">Could've Been Me" by Billy Ray Cyrus
      >"Convoy" by C.W. McCall (to be fair, I mean the movie version-the pop version still sucks)
      >"In a Gabba da Vida" by Iron Butterfly
      >"Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Riders (Yeah, I know, but I didn't grow up with 80's music, so I have a lot of holes in that scene)
      >"Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba (Same goes for a lot of 90's music)
      >"Just a Friend" by Biz Markie
      >"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" by John Parr
      And now I might seek this out.

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 3 года назад +1

      Honestly I love enjoying obscure things I dont know of as much as the memorable 1 hit wonders cos often as not, they have just as interesting a story and discography to share, and I even have to say I actually enjoy this one song.

    • @TSGPhilipp
      @TSGPhilipp 3 года назад +3

      I was born in 2004, so this is are most OHW episodes for me

  • @furonguy42
    @furonguy42 3 года назад +326

    Plot twist: Timothy used hypnosis to help the others believe they had full stomachs, then found a way out of the cave and used a phone booth to alert the authorities that his colleagues were stranded, then, before he could return anywhere else to be witnessed outside of the cave, he tripped and landed in a pool of invisible ink, thus making him disappear forever.

    • @ToasterBrain51702
      @ToasterBrain51702 3 года назад +37

      this actually happened to me

    • @CorgiConnect
      @CorgiConnect 3 года назад +13

      @@ToasterBrain51702 Yeah me too, about ruined my whole day.

    • @cartoonjoe
      @cartoonjoe 3 года назад +4

      You had me until the invisible ink part...

    • @stormwatcher1299
      @stormwatcher1299 3 года назад +6

      Thank you, this song disturbs me every time and that makes it better,

    • @goatwhisperer5232
      @goatwhisperer5232 3 года назад +1

      Plausible.....

  • @TesnuzzikArt
    @TesnuzzikArt 3 года назад +30

    When I heard Give Up Your Guns I was so confused because I actually knew that song and not Timothy, but it all made sense when Todd said it was a hit in the Netherlands... Pretty sure people still vote it into the annual top 2000 here :')

  • @spectrallik
    @spectrallik 3 года назад +115

    This is the third song a band on this show has done about mining disasters, after “Blue Sky Mine” by Midnight Oil and Chumbawamba’s cover of “New York Mining Disaster 1941”

    • @Musicradio77Network
      @Musicradio77Network 3 года назад +13

      “New York Mining Disaster 1941” was originally done by The Bee Gees and it was their debut hit, and that was in 1967.

  • @DEADxEYEx
    @DEADxEYEx 3 года назад +48

    I'll tell you what its super weird hearing an entire song with my name in it so much.

    • @Celticelery
      @Celticelery 3 года назад +10

      The context must make it hard to swallow.

    • @thesyrupdude
      @thesyrupdude 3 года назад +6

      You must be eating your feelings right now

    • @timothy4097
      @timothy4097 3 года назад +5

      Same. Leaves a bad feeling in my stomach.

  • @Geck0GC
    @Geck0GC 3 года назад +35

    "this is our final concert, I wanna do something special..."
    "my first hit was about a cannibal"
    "...
    Perfect"

  • @iIliterati
    @iIliterati 3 года назад +45

    I'm from the Netherlands and neither me nor my fiancee have ever heard of Give Up Your Guns.
    But we asked her dad if he knew it, and he starting singing it word for word haha

  • @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks
    @IsaacMayerCreativeWorks 3 года назад +68

    Crow: "Hey! Rupert Holmes wrote 'Timothy!' That was about cannibalism! When was that popular?"
    Joel: "Listen, Crow, it's a well-known fact that Timothy was a duck."
    Tom Servo: "Wait a minute, let's review here."
    (MST3K, "Monster A-Go-Go")

    • @fugitiveunknown7806
      @fugitiveunknown7806 3 года назад +6

      Timothy was actually the talking duck that inspired the "Got any grapes" video.
      The miners who ate him were found to be innocent and given the key to the city.

  • @timothy4097
    @timothy4097 3 года назад +49

    You reviewed a song about me! Thanks Todd.
    Edit: oh.

  • @tskxm
    @tskxm 3 года назад +19

    I've never heard this song before but I'm so happy it exists. I need more upbeat sounding cannibal music.

  • @rocketbackhander6280
    @rocketbackhander6280 3 года назад +19

    I heard "Him" on a random yacht rock playlist and MAN that song is A MILLION TIMES BETTER than the Pina Colada Song. It's so good.

  • @SaltpeterTaffy
    @SaltpeterTaffy 3 года назад +138

    My friend's Halloween party has karaoke.
    Thank you in advance.

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc 3 года назад +3

      Did you sing the song?

    • @SaltpeterTaffy
      @SaltpeterTaffy 3 года назад +13

      Unfortunately I didn't have the time to learn the words. I did, however, sing Wicked Woman by Coven. I can thank Todd for that one, too.

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc 3 года назад +2

      @@SaltpeterTaffy That's cool. But I'm sure you'll get it down by next year.

    • @SaltpeterTaffy
      @SaltpeterTaffy 3 года назад +4

      @@Shadamyfan-rs8xc Oh for sure. It'll take maybe an hour.

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc 3 года назад

      @@SaltpeterTaffy 👍

  • @Rick-hl1cz
    @Rick-hl1cz 3 года назад +141

    Last time I was this early to a Todd video, he still liked Imagine Dragons

    • @mmrw
      @mmrw 3 года назад +1

      I’ve never been this early lol

    • @burningicecream9095
      @burningicecream9095 3 года назад +5

      Todd liked Imagine Dragons at one point?

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 3 года назад +6

      Oof

    • @moonflower1759
      @moonflower1759 3 года назад +21

      In his defense their first album's not that bad. Pretty catchy songs. They kinda went off the rails after that.

    • @samoria7530
      @samoria7530 3 года назад +9

      Its Time is still a fantastic song

  • @LittleMissLounge
    @LittleMissLounge 3 года назад +23

    If someone managed to do a good mashup of this and Kesha's "Cannibal" I would give them half my savings. Edit: Damn, they ate Timothy raw? Not even the Donner Party or the Uruguayan rugby team did that.

  • @happysad2
    @happysad2 3 года назад +8

    8:48 Timothy, Timothy
    God, we were so cruel
    Timothy, Timothy
    To eat our beloved mule....

  • @jasonguarnieri4127
    @jasonguarnieri4127 3 года назад +26

    Props to whoever provided the visuals for this episode. Something about how they pair with the song actually makes it kind of disturbing.

  • @NickJohnCoop
    @NickJohnCoop 3 года назад +63

    The moment he went on about nothing to eat I laughed and laughed, because I knew exactly where it was going

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 3 года назад +2

      The same. I'm still laughing 😅

  • @werked
    @werked 3 года назад +13

    “Timothy himself was probably delicious...” funniest aside I’ve heard this week. You rock.

  • @josephhoeffner5784
    @josephhoeffner5784 3 года назад +11

    When Todd makes the "pinas...coladas, that is" joke, you can see the 😏 emoji in the dark

  • @Marvinthethird
    @Marvinthethird 3 года назад +35

    If I had a metal band, I'd definitely do a cover of Timothy as a joke.

  • @mmrw
    @mmrw 3 года назад +76

    The one dislike is from the ghost of Timothy

  • @paulojrneto
    @paulojrneto 3 года назад +14

    Despite peaking at #17 and being only eight weeks in the charts, Timothy still ranked #87 on Billboard's Hot 100 of the year 1971. (And apparently it was #9 in Canada.)

  • @billduke2364
    @billduke2364 3 года назад +8

    This was a real nostalgia trip for me. We used to perform this song in my first pop band in 1972 and played it in Knights of Columbus halls. It sounded so innocent until people realized what it was about.

  • @birdiejett3163
    @birdiejett3163 3 года назад +260

    You gotta love a boomer-era song as genuinely cursed as this one

    • @StuartLynx
      @StuartLynx 3 года назад +40

      Yeah Boomers were fucking psychopaths, even though they like to pretend they're not

    • @ACETYGRA
      @ACETYGRA 3 года назад +16

      @@StuartLynx Why else do you think they voted for Trump?

  • @waywardlaser
    @waywardlaser 3 года назад +194

    "I don't know why no one remembers it"
    Because only one song was in Shrek

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian 3 года назад +20

      @Richard Trischka To understand the Gen Z ethos, you must understand two things: Shrek and Spongebob.

    • @TiagoJoaoSilva
      @TiagoJoaoSilva 3 года назад +1

      Soooooomebody...

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket 3 года назад +7

      @@Thobeian It checks out. "Meme culture" is basically the end product of a generation growing up with cartoons that think making references is an acceptable substitute for telling jokes.

    • @ficus3877
      @ficus3877 3 года назад +6

      Aaaaand Shrek’s sidekick is.... A donkey! Or is he? Donkeys are often confused with what?: MULES! You know who else was confused with a mule?
      TIMOTHY!!!!
      By god, it’s all connected!

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 3 года назад +1

      @@stevethepocket Just to be clear...you know you're a jerk and that no one should respect you or what you say, right?

  • @philly_sports1558
    @philly_sports1558 3 года назад +33

    I have a suggestion for next year’s One Hit Wonderland Spooktacular Edition: “Possum Kingdom” by The Toadies.
    It’s a song about a cult member trying to recruit a new member. It has the famous line of “Do you wanna die?!” It’s also one of the most underrated rock songs of the 90s, in my opinion.

    • @jimhjortsberg2990
      @jimhjortsberg2990 2 года назад +1

      It never made it onto the pop charts. So doesnt really qualifie as a hit sadly.

    • @KrisRN23935
      @KrisRN23935 Год назад

      I would love that.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Год назад

      Huh. I thought it was about a guy liking a girl, and the "do you wanna die" part was just a random thing like the "where do we go now" from Sweet Child of Mine.

    • @calmbbaer
      @calmbbaer 2 месяца назад

      @@jimhjortsberg2990 - It BARELY made the top 40 on the airplay chart (i.e., #40), not being eligible for the Hot 100. And considering that Todd did "Pepper" (#29 airplay), "Possum Kingdom" is still a possumability.

  • @MQZ17
    @MQZ17 3 года назад +60

    The little violin parts after they sing "Timothy" is Timothy saying "help me"
    Timothy ..help me
    Timothy ..help me

  • @zackcolosky9908
    @zackcolosky9908 3 года назад +74

    This sounds like if clipping. wrote a song for the carpenters

  • @amandas2639
    @amandas2639 3 года назад +213

    "Muscle and blood and skin and bones...that sounds like a recipe!"
    THIS from the goofy af Pina Colada song guy?! Jesus Christ. His wife's lucky she just met up with her distant husband on a blind date and that he didn't cook and eat her, apparently.

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 3 года назад +11

      @Gabe Davis The irony of saying that when you're the one who took this comment at face value and not as a joke itself....

    • @pronkb000
      @pronkb000 3 года назад +1

      "Moldy? Old? I'M GETTING SOMETHING TO EAT!"

    • @TheSufferingDarkness
      @TheSufferingDarkness 3 года назад

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl stop plugging that link! It’s one thing to do it once, but how many comments on this video and others have you pasted that shit?!

    • @amandas2639
      @amandas2639 3 года назад

      @Gabe Davis Wait, did...did you think I was actually being serious? Maybe take your own advice there, my dude.

  • @cypher515
    @cypher515 3 года назад +16

    For reference, the 'earlier video' he speaks of is "Top Ten Songs about Mediocre Romance". Thoroughly recommend it. Has some Alison, has more Lindsay, has the best use of a certain Desperado clip that I've ever seen... very nice.

  • @ItsSomeDeadGuy
    @ItsSomeDeadGuy 3 года назад +12

    Todd, thank you so much for covering this song! I was introduced to it by my uncle, who had a strong love of bizarre music from the 70s and 80s and a sick sense of humor. I remember being shocked by the lyrics and shocked even more by the catchiness of the chorus. I'd honestly forgotten all about it! My uncle passed away several years ago, so your video reignited a really fun memory of him.