Magic Deck That Wins By Losing
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- Опубликовано: 2 мар 2023
- Note: don't build this deck
Decklist:
1 Judge's Familiar
1 Mother of Runes
1 Siren Stormtamer
1 Baleful Strix
1 Keen Duelist
1 Pain Seer
1 Priest of Fell Rites
1 Spellskite
1 Stormscape Familiar
1 Burnished Hart
1 Chasm Skulker
1 Cloudsteel Kirin
1 Midnight Reaper
1 Plaguecrafter
1 Spell Queller
1 Wall of Blood
1 Bane, Lord of Darkness
1 Corpse Augur
1 Defiler of Flesh
1 Kathari Remnant
1 Solemn Simulacrum
1 Spark Double
1 Bloodgift Demon
1 Karmic Guide
1 Mulldrifter
1 Shriekmaw
1 Magus of the Mirror
1 Sakashima's Protege
1 Sun Titan
1 Platinum Angel
1 Gideon of the Trials
1 Swords to Plowshares
1 Wash Away
1 Lim-Dûl's Vault
1 Forceful Denial
1 Necrologia
1 Toxic Deluge
1 Armageddon
1 Diabolic Tutor
1 Cleansing Nova
1 River's Rebuke
1 Peer into the Abyss
1 Repay in Kind
1 Profane Transfusion
1 Sol Ring
1 Wayfarer's Bauble
1 Arcane Signet
1 Azorius Signet
1 Dimir Signet
1 Fellwar Stone
1 Orzhov Signet
1 Swiftfoot Boots
1 Talisman of Dominance
1 Talisman of Hierarchy
1 Talisman of Progress
1 Commander's Sphere
1 The Book of Exalted Deeds
1 Pact Weapon
1 Mirror Universe
1 Soul Conduit
1 Greed
1 Lich
1 Axis of Mortality
1 Arcane Sanctum
1 Azorius Chancery
1 Caves of Koilos
1 Command Tower
1 Darkwater Catacombs
1 Dimir Aqueduct
1 Esper Panorama
1 Evolving Wilds
1 Exotic Orchard
1 Goldmire Bridge
3 Island
1 Mutavault
1 Myriad Landscape
1 Obscura Storefront
1 Orzhov Basilica
3 Plains
1 Port Town
1 Prairie Stream
1 Skycloud Expanse
1 Sunken Hollow
8 Swamp
1 Tainted Field
1 Temple of Enlightenment
1 Temple of Silence
1 Terramorphic Expanse 
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"We want to die without losing the game" I have never felt so seen
Damn it I lost.
@@James11111 fck ya, I lost.
I want to upvote but I don't want to ruin the 420
Hope people are doing good
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75% is black and 1/3 is blue + some white cards + colorless = 108% cards + white cards + colorless. Good Job Chat doing this deck :D
probably meant that the decks colors are 1/3 blue not that it had 33 blue cards in it :D
since double color (and even triple, quadruple and penta lol) are a thing, in magic you can potentially/technically have a deck that is 100% blue, 100% red, 100% green, 100% white and 100% black. lol
Imagine forgetting multi colored cards exist
108 is divisible by 4. Fuck I love that number.
so confidently stupid 🤣
*Emiya Shiro:* People die when they are killed.
*Anos Voldigoad:* Did you really think killing me was enough to make me die?
I LITERALLY heard this quote when I finished the video, and I scroll down and find it immediately.
A mean of culture good sir!
Yes, that's what "killing you" means
@@shieldgenerator7 have you heard of determination?
@@link_team3855 undertale reference?
Nice pfp.
Looks like a legitimately fun deck. I love these kinds of decks.
I still think Phage the Untouchable + Fractured Identity would have been a nice include
Old news 🥱
right there with ya lol
I dunno, he was really adamant that the only wincon was getting to negative life and trading
Thrassas oracle and demonic consultation, or exquisite blood and sanguine bond. If you really want instant wins, that don’t fit the decks theme.
@@damnjekyll just like ur mum
I'd really like to actually see you play with this deck a test match or two, especially since I don't really play Magic myself
Same here, where's some sauce
@@williambabin6962 That's not how one typically uses sauce. I'm referring to the slang.
Hope everyone is doing good. Sending support and hearts! ❤️❤️❤️ Stay safe. Always remember that people care, one of them, me. If you need help, hotlines will always be available. One of them being 988. Sending support and even more hearts!❤️❤️❤️ Stay safe.
i watched this live and it helped me design my first commander deck, thanks noah
x2
Oh god
Yeah Noah's creating abominations. o7
I have lived enough to see Noah actually make a good deck tech video. Amazing.
Edit: by good I mean a serious one
I was thinking the exact same thing
Wait, this is serious? I assumed this is just everything Noah hates (blue, white, slow decks, and life drain) mashed up into one deck
Death's shadow would be amazing in this deck, laboratory maniac would also be thematically amazing but only good if you're facing a mill deck (sideboard).
you can mill with LIch out because life total exchange = life gain
Laboratory Maniac was my introduction to "win by losing" wincons. Such a fun card.
I did a similar deck with Lesha. Called it Life Hurts. VERY fun deck that wins rarely but can survive for a surprisingly long time with 0 win con (I once activated a different can't lose effect 5 upkeep in a row and had 5 creatures/effects keeping me at exactly 1. Still lost cause they got Orrery out and could flash their win con...)
A deck that will finally utilize blue and white to be fun
What's this, a video by Noah that not only features an actual decent deck premise instead of a meme, but has a genuinely funny joke? Well done, that Greed edit was glorious
i like this seemingly real deck tech that is still the chaotic format of all of your other videos
Lightning greaves are a must have with that angel. He is a destruction magnet.
In any deck that’s 3+ colors, I always recommend running chromatic lantern. Its nice to no longer have to worry about your land color
Between reading cards, laughing myself into a near-fatal coughing fit, and dealing with my kids it took me 40 minutes to watch this 7:48 minute video. Subbed 😅
I made something with the same concept 4 or 5 years ago with Zur, the enchanter at the helm. He can fetch Phyrexian unlife and Necropotence to set yourself up to 0 life points. it can also get Greater auramancy in case you used Lich or the likes to drop your life to zero so you dont immediately lose to 'destroy target enchantment' the deck which was supposed to be a gimmick ended up extremely oppressive once i tuned it up.also the best wincon was 'Repay in Kind' in my own list.
Reminds me of Kung Pow:
“We mistrained Ling as a joke. He thinks losing is winning.”
Ayyy, glad to see my Exalted Deeds + Mutavault combo here! I'm actually tempted to make this meme of a deck to confuse the F out of my new Commander playgroup, since most of them are new to MTG
"your" combo?
*soviet anthem plays*
Very tempted to run Book and mutavault/maskwood in a green/white deck with the Nissa that can turn lands indestructible
So happy to have been part of this and gotten some cards selected.
I have an orzhov deck with a similiar theme which is actually pretty strong. The big combo is Angels grace to stay alive, ad nauseam to draw most or all the deck, mana ramp into Skirge familiar for more mana ramp, then win with either repay in kind, exsanguinate, or torment of hailfire.
Bolas's citadel, you may look at the top card of ur library at any time, you may play cards from the top of ur library, if u cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its mana cost. Would be op with this deck
There's another similar card i have in my B/U Artifact deck. I can't remember the name currently.
If you could go into the negatives with your life total, I'd agree.
I seen the picture of Platinum angel on the thumbnail on my feed, just wanted to say years ago I won a tournament with my Eldrazi deck with that creature at like -120 health. Last opponent in tournament had no way of dealing with a flying creature. Funny because I remember their deck going so fast I had like 1-2 hp the turn before and managed to get enough mana to cast the Angel.
Just seen thisbcomment again when it got a like, wanted to add because I randomly remembered it when this came up, he did manage to have a way to kill the creature, but I had the card "Not of this world" which I usually saved to protect eldrazi, but it came in clutch to make sure the angel stayed out.
I was teaching a buddy of mine how to play Magic the Gathering online, and he picked it up unnaturally quickly. The first night we played, after a few games, he wanted to try and build a deck by himself and play it against me. I said "sure, why not" and let him do his thing for like hour.
The deck comprised of all the most broken shit he could get his stupid grubby hands on-Platinum Angel, every Mox card, Black Lotus-the whole nine yards. I, for my part, was playing a budget casual deck built around getting Nicol Bolas on board and slamming opponent with his abilities.
I ended up winning at something like -250 health by stealing one of his Angels, and drawing enough shit to actually get him to zero and killing his own angels.
I love this. I did this with standard against my buddies while I was in MOS training and it was hilarious. Granted, it was standard, so it was half of what this is.
Genuine, pure, top quality comedy. 11/10
Recently only your videos are making me laugh ;) Keep coming with them my ma :D
Love this kind of video keep it up so much fun!!!!!
As someone who has a budding interest in magic this seems so hilariously up my alley
You are a true inspiration.
Bolas's Citadel would love this deck. I may have to build one now.
This deck is a certified fish classic.
Christopher Moeller art win condition = life time achievement unlocked...EASILY.
One Personal thing I run for mana is Chromatic orrery and Horizon stone. It doesn't always last super long but it helps for a while. Just tap all your mana generations before your next upkeep and keep it all and keep doing that forever.
It would be very interesting to see Magic the Noah play his decks in commander games.
75% black
1/3 water
Has white?
What a good deck composition! This man has figured out how to make a deck of more than 108%!!!!!
75% black, ⅓ water, but an F in Math.
nah it adds up right when you consider some cards are sharing mana
necropotence and ad nauseam would also fit rly well
I had a bazaar trader, eternal coil, bojuku bog deck that was a lot of fun back in the day
now we want a gameplay with that deck :)
Gonna need some gameplay footage of this deck in action!
This is actually super dope
I'll do a proxy print, thx boi for this OP-Deck
If I wantedl to change Lich for another card which card would be a better idea to have on the deck?
Well, there are "some" problems with this deck but otherwise, it looks pretty sound. The things you will want to watch out for: blue decks. negate cards and counter cards will destroy your only means of making your "unable to lose" card invulnerable. They can also counter the "unable to lose" card itself. Return to hand does the same thing. Cards which can destroy lands (there are very few but they exist); cards that can swap or steal permanents (also very rare); plane (I forget the name of the deities) that have instant win conditions. White decks: banish cards are common in white decks and can often be used on any permanent. FTK and wombo-combo decks...there are A TON of powerful commanders given you can play just about any card in the game with this feature
I think that's it. Happy destruction!
Thats what i thought too when i started to think about a "you cant loose" deck so i added a lot of stuff in the "hexproof" and "protection from" area with added cards that copy/share this abilities. And of course counterspells. So the result is more a "bring whatever you want i will hopefully surrvive it" deck. I call it the "The seven shells of protection". Hexproof for player is key.
LOVE the new art for greed!
Ad Nauseam Def needs to be in this deck. This looks really fun to play. Im gona make it. Any other upgrage suggestions?
there's also the jace planeswalker which might be the reason on the lich. i saw draw on how much life you gain. you run out of cards with the jace planeswalker out. you win. i forgot how it worked.
Jace weilder of mysteries from war of the spark, has a static effect that only a few cards have, if you would draw out instead of losing the game you just outright win, it only has a +1 and a -7 but both just say fuck it draw cards
I was hoping for a edited wifeswap picture but with life, great video
I remember making a deck whose sole purpose is to keep the game going forever. It contains Platinum Angel (you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game) and Abyssal Persecutor (you can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game). Its entire goal is to keep those two cards on the board the whole time.
I did the same with all artifacts and no colors.
THIS IS FANTASTIC
what a nice deck. Build it in the coming holiday.
yo this shit is so much cooler than your standard "equip my commander with shroud boots + every sword of mirrodin + argentum armor + kaldra + other bullshit"
Finally a deck for me
I have a 5c child of alara deck like this. Rarely works but is hilarious to play
uwu congratulations on 100k Noah-sama
I subscribed on the first video I watched of yours
i'm already making this deck right now .. looks much fun XD
I need a high power level playable version of this deck like right now
Im kind of new to MTG which card is the most expensive card you referenced in this video?
Mirror Universe, it actually is 2/3s the price of the entire deck, at roughly $400~.
Now before I actually go and make/buy this deck how much would it cost roughly
I’m going to make so many new friends with this deck!
black market connection drains 6 life each turn for value...i love this deck, but is this the best commander for this strat?
back in the day "ie in 2005 era" used to be a black/white deck that did the same thing kinda.. in short it was a combo where you used pestilence "may have been pestilence rats", and everyone lost life.. if you could do it for enough to kill the highest life on the table "yes this was used in multi-player games a lot", everyone was basically dead... the trick to the combo, and i forget the combo, was to have a card that let you gain life in the amount of the pestilence damage... so basically you still had life points at the final resolution phase....
lol love your narration hahaha priceless :-)
estou muito feliz de ter contribuido para essa desgraça
This channel has the best deck tech for people who are drunk and impulsively buy these decks. (I'm that person)
I like your zoom-in on Diabolical Tullor
Isn’t Selenia Dark Angel the better commander for this because she’s half of the combo in the command zone already?
Are the cards presented here allowed in tournaments? :O
I manage pretty well to get to the losing part of this. How do I get to the winning part now master Noah ?
Just run platinum angel and soul conduit and you can't lose!
I have the platinum angel in my artifact deck which also cobtains a darksteelforge that makes artifacts indestructible
Any decks my friends play when I play my colorless Kozilek EDH deck are decks that make them lose
did you stream playing the deck
Idk why this came into my feed but i enjoyed it nonetheless
(5:14) LOL, yeah, I always found it weird that Wizards didn't give Mulldrifter the Fish creature type.
I like the mentality of being a blue player and not deciding to ruin peoples fun. But thinking of it a responsibility to do so.
I have a heal standard deck I was wondering if you could look at it?
Love how technically, according to Creature Type, not a single one of the cards he called a fish is actually a fish.
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Nice 👌🏻
this guy's presentation reminds me of the sham wow guy from the late 90's
This deck has a 0% loss rate
This inspired me to make a presentation like this for my family, showing them all the benefits to me obtaining zero life points IRL. Self forever sleep pros; the PowerPoint presentation original.
This might be the most comprehensible Noah vid I've ever seen.
the decklist in the description is missing 1 card, anyone have any idea which?
400 subs until your 100k
I hope the 100k especial will be making a door out of collosal dreadmaws to change the one you have now
You should make an optimize version for your RUclips and leave the live fun on live 😉
Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite+Kormus Bell+Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth is a great way to alternate win for a deck like this. No mana for anyone but you.
This doesn't look like a horrible deck... more like a fun and alternative Wincon deck 😄
just gotta watch out for blue, white and decks with alternative or very fast win cons yourself
This deck feels like a Civs religious win.
I did a Chainer, dementia nightmare deck that basically does the same thing lol
What about ad nauseam? I think it would be prefect for this deck
I'm fucking extatic. In my mono black deck i use magus of the mirror as a plan b if my main combo doesnt work. i add insult to injury by using abyssal persecutor and then smuggling it onto my opponents battlefield with fateful handoff. It's fucking glorious, making my opponent control the means by which I can't lose the game lmao.
Phyrexias Processor + Children of Korlis = win game
This is exactly the strategy I use in my Kriik deck. Can't play that anymore without people whining the whole match.
I need this deck list... For a friend, of course.
The deck list would be very convenient to my friend too
Make sure to not cut Lich. It's a requirement, chat demanded it.
How does Platinum Angel affect Final Fortune?
Making it indestructible makes that a pretty solid card.
6:55 Pinkerton Detective Agency now has your location
Abyssal Persecutor and Switcheroo is always fun.
Ad nauseam + thassa's oracle + this deck = ultimate kill combo
This is only something that Mono Black Magic would do.