Finally, someone else recognizes the greatness of the colorless Eldrazi commader decks! At my LGS, people were always surprised by my colorless Eldrazi deck. It makes me very happy!
@@CoreysCards the best part is sneak attacking the lesser titans that don't have on cast triggers but still annihilate and having like 20 combat steps. Bonus points if you have Tergrid/It that Betrays so you steal their whole board after the saccs
I almost never think about eldrazi. and then one hits the table and i can't stop thinking about how to answer it. and the answer is "you don't because the person who played the eldrazi is either playing Kozilek or they're in blue"
With the witch players, they simply buy their cards in bulk, then put the valuable cards in their deck (like colossal dreadmaw) while they eat the junk cards
here's a little insight to the typical colorless player thought process: ok tern 1 rmap turn 5 rapm tern 57 i em 1 hp but funny tentacle mind control thing heheheha
The only negative to Eldrazi is that Emrakul, Aeon's Torn is banned in commander so I can't use the big girl as my commander in my commander deck and it makes me sad.
That's why the design team went out of their way to make sure 'Emerakul, the promised end' would be commander legal. There's an article about it somewhere. They wanted Eldrazi players to be able to use all 3 titans in commander.
Gotta love colourless. Favourite way to play is 20 mana rocks/dorks, like 39 lands and Kozilek, Butcher of Truth as commander... draw 4.... they will always remove him... but the mana is always there.... draw 4.... repeat.
@@nicoruppert4207 Moral? Grixis is more Moral. I'd even go so far as to say that Golgari is more moral. Only Orzhov, Azorius, and Dimir are less moral than Simic. I say that as a former Simic Player. Moreso as someone who loves the superfriends kind of decks, however, I ain't like other Superfriend players, I like Monored superfriends.
Colorless is definitely a color except when the card say protection from a color or choose a color and it has protection. Then colorless all of a sudden magically becomes colorless.
literally any time a card mentions colors, it does not include colorless, because colorless is never a color. theres more examples than just protection ya know.
As someone who recently got into MtG and immediately went to build a colorless Eldrazi tribal because I'm a huge Timmy, the end of this video was pretty much my exact thought process.
I love colorless it feels like a secret option, make you feel very unique for choosing to only use colorless. also that VOID MASTER aspect of it is very cool very lovecraftian.
I know its a joke/spoof vid, but your defense of colorless being a color could have easily been explained with Kozilek, who actually demands he be cast with 2 "Colorless" Mana.
And an other interesting fact about Colorless, Emma the OG Eldrazi is banned in cEDH, that's how good Colorless is. It doesn't need colors to get on the banlist.
And to add on to that, before wotc adopted EDH into commander, the players also put her on the ban list. We played stuff like recurring nightmare and not get upset, but emrakul is just too busted. Even back then.
@@methyod Exactly. Blue works with Green because Blue gets you more Green, and says no to people saying no to your Green. Really, this is just proof that Green is even better, since it has the power to make Blue okay
WUBRG is definitely my favorite color combination. My superfriends commander deck nicknamed "The SuperSitters" because the commander is the child of alara and all the planeswalkers have been tasked with baby sitting it... They do a terrible job it usually blows up ever match. But my other WUBRG deck was my Scion of the Ur-Dragon deck... And well. I mean its dragons. Whats not to love about dragons!!! So you take Scion and it is all the dragons!
I love colourless, it's just kind of a fun grab bag of stuff and that's great. Ugin the inffible was my first planeswalker and we used to play basically planeswalker commander so I made a deck around him and it was fun
the best part about committing to colorless life is that your lands can be good and cool instead of worrying about what mana they can give you the worst part about committing to colorless life is that it costs you like 10 mana to get rid of a single 2/2 annoyance creature
As a devoted Yidris Goodstuff player, that path to exile killed me. Literally 20 cards in my OG deck give protection or evasion to my yidris and IT JUST DOESN'T HELP!!!!! So instead, I rebuilt yidris so it plays like gruul and dimir put together, as in I make boss monsters that are scarier than Yidris so you can't afford to kill Yidris, then I use Yidris and I just stsrt exiling cards from the top of my deck to play for free. And of course I have the ramp of green, the buffs from red, the removal from black, and the deck filtering from blue. At which point I say "go ahead. Do it if you dare, you don't want me to get another land I promise you." This deck is literally build up for 4 turns, then EXPLODE turns 5-6. This is bad for commander format for many many reasons. But its hilarious and fun.
WUBRG best combo. I still wish I had pulled a second Tiamat so I could make a deck centered around here. . .instead she's a secondary commander for my Ur-Dragon. And Jodah (both iterations) is so much fun.
I'd argue that out of the original 4-color precons, the Saskia deck was the most lackluster in terms of design. I like the color combination though and am currently rocking the Universes Within Wernog+Elmar partners 👌
Green carrying the other 4: S tier Blue preventing your stuff from being countered by countering their stuff that counters your stuff: B tier Red and Black going negative, stopping Green from carrying the other 4: D tier White doing slightly less than usual chained to the other 4: F tier
My favorite edh deck is my kozilek the butcher deck. People keep telling me to run the new one, but annihilator is my favorite trigger in the game, and it goes infinite a lot easier with the butcher as the commander. I'd like to hear from others though, which one would you rather run?
You once did a really cool Video with a higher seriousness. I really liked that. So you think there is a was that you would so something like that again and to find a way to mark your Willy stuff and the serious stuff thst we can distinguish them?
I am struggling to tell if putting Alseid of Life's Bounty in at 8:13 was a genuine mistake or another part of the joke. Because you can 100% get protection from colorless... Because it's a color (I mean unless MTG arena has been tricking me for the past few years.)
Hey Noah can you look at all of the colors of MTG and make new 4 color combinations and names for wizards of the coast to make and have wizards of the coast to make commanders of each those 4 colors?
But what if you added green to the Eldrazi deck so that you could ramp harder? And then took out the Eldrazi and added more dinosaurs?
But what if
And hear me out
They made eldrazi dinosaurs
That can be cast for green OR colorless?
I want to play this theoretical Eldrazi Dinosaur deck, sounds like it'd be fun.
@@Xahnel Eldrazi dinosaurs would be dope. They already have eldrazi animals of all sorts, dinosaurs are all we're missing
And what if you made removes the artificial limits on power and toughness and transcended by replacing all the dinosaurs with hydras
@@JM64 I'm just waiting for Eldrazi Squirrels
Everytime he says "white is useless" or "white is the worst color" an angel gets hit by plummet.
So every time white Noah say's "White is useless" an angel loses its wings?
@@jeremiahhelg ..............
@@jeremiahhelg One thing's for sure...
He won't cry when angels deserve to die...
The problem with trying to say that is it implies he likes angels in the first place.
@@RaceBandit I don't see the problem in that...
And I'm guessing you didn't get rhe reference huh?
"How do you guys buy food AND Magic cards!?"
That's the neat thing; You don't
Perfectly balanced
you just proxy the food
@@Snailing_Suika Good answer!
Easy. My food IS magic cards. You didn't think I'd let that Beta Black Lotus sit there collecting dust, did you?
Proxy Printer goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
5:28 and the W stands for "with fries." she is getting the full combo meal instead of jund's singular burger!
Why is this comment not on top?
@@RobMedellin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Brilliant comment!!!
Something similar I came up for WUBRG since it’s ranked high in Noah’s tier list: Ultimate BuRGer With fries
I have no recollection of that draft, but getting really high and playing 5 color in limited is a favored pasttime of mine.
I do this shit without even getting high
I like the way you party.
I love how every video he puts out feels like a school presentation.
I does tho
Facts!!!!!
I mean yeah they’re all slideshows
Finally, someone else recognizes the greatness of the colorless Eldrazi commader decks!
At my LGS, people were always surprised by my colorless Eldrazi deck. It makes me very happy!
Colorless Eldrazi is fun (and flavorful), but Rakdos Eldrazi is the good-good. Gotta love paying 0 for every titan.
@@CoreysCards the best part is sneak attacking the lesser titans that don't have on cast triggers but still annihilate and having like 20 combat steps. Bonus points if you have Tergrid/It that Betrays so you steal their whole board after the saccs
I almost never think about eldrazi. and then one hits the table and i can't stop thinking about how to answer it. and the answer is "you don't because the person who played the eldrazi is either playing Kozilek or they're in blue"
@@CoreysCards Eh, with a good colorless build, you can get your Eldrazi out early and actually cast them.
what do you mean finally? that shit is everywhere
With the witch players, they simply buy their cards in bulk, then put the valuable cards in their deck (like colossal dreadmaw) while they eat the junk cards
I play atraxa, but in a really dumb way, i play her as a token and 1/1 counters deck
@@rumuntrali5929 Stop playing with your food. Geez
Petition to make "Inside the mind of a Colorless Player"
here's a little insight to the typical colorless player thought process: ok tern 1 rmap turn 5 rapm tern 57 i em 1 hp but funny tentacle mind control thing heheheha
The only negative to Eldrazi is that Emrakul, Aeon's Torn is banned in commander so I can't use the big girl as my commander in my commander deck and it makes me sad.
Yup that Emma is banned is a tragedy.
Just play Jank Format.
Just play it anyways. It's casual. No one cares.
That's why the design team went out of their way to make sure 'Emerakul, the promised end' would be commander legal. There's an article about it somewhere. They wanted Eldrazi players to be able to use all 3 titans in commander.
Who gives a shit. You're not playing tournaments are you
as a player that's recently fallen in love with colourless, that last addition very much warmed my heart, thank you so much Magic The Noah
Yeah, its color-less, not color-none
Yeah, makes sense since your avatar is a gemstone construct thing.
You may love colorless, but colorless doesn't loves you, or hates you, or feels anything about you or anyone else. That's the beauty of colorless.
Gotta love colourless. Favourite way to play is 20 mana rocks/dorks, like 39 lands and Kozilek, Butcher of Truth as commander... draw 4.... they will always remove him... but the mana is always there.... draw 4.... repeat.
You will never be a women
As a biologist I feel I have to like green even though I don't.
That's because biologists are simic, which means you're also blue, which means you're a poopyhead
Lmao
@@TeamSprocket simic is the most moral of the combos, don't @ me
@@nicoruppert4207 Moral? Grixis is more Moral. I'd even go so far as to say that Golgari is more moral. Only Orzhov, Azorius, and Dimir are less moral than Simic.
I say that as a former Simic Player. Moreso as someone who loves the superfriends kind of decks, however, I ain't like other Superfriend players, I like Monored superfriends.
@@livedandletdie 🗿
Colorless is definitely a color except when the card say protection from a color or choose a color and it has protection. Then colorless all of a sudden magically becomes colorless.
literally any time a card mentions colors, it does not include colorless, because colorless is never a color. theres more examples than just protection ya know.
As someone who recently got into MtG and immediately went to build a colorless Eldrazi tribal because I'm a huge Timmy, the end of this video was pretty much my exact thought process.
Okay, but hear me out.
What if green... but Eldrazi
You should be worried if your thought process is exactly in a Noah's video.
Having said that, he's not wrong there.
Profile pic checks out...
I love colorless
it feels like a secret option,
make you feel very unique for choosing to only use colorless.
also that VOID MASTER aspect of it is very cool very lovecraftian.
Wait what you play magic?? Didn't know that :o
"Colorless is a color"
"You can't target colorless, because it's colorless"
had me rolling
I know its a joke/spoof vid, but your defense of colorless being a color could have easily been explained with Kozilek, who actually demands he be cast with 2 "Colorless" Mana.
This is the most accurate MTG tier list to date. Those who disagree are either not playing MTG or are working for wizards of the coast
And an other interesting fact about Colorless, Emma the OG Eldrazi is banned in cEDH, that's how good Colorless is. It doesn't need colors to get on the banlist.
And to add on to that, before wotc adopted EDH into commander, the players also put her on the ban list. We played stuff like recurring nightmare and not get upset, but emrakul is just too busted. Even back then.
thats how good "emrakul" is.
and also, SOL RING
Finally the tierlist is complete and perfect.
I CRIED at _"Ink- WHAT"_ 😂
3/6 in S tier are blue decks. Thats above black 2/6 and white 1/6. Guys i really think he might like blue quite a lot
blue is good when you run it with green because it lets you draw more green
@@methyod
Exactly.
Blue works with Green because Blue gets you more Green, and says no to people saying no to your Green.
Really, this is just proof that Green is even better, since it has the power to make Blue okay
Man, I love your content!
Very silly and humorous yet somewhat true!
Keep the good work!
WUBRG is definitely my favorite color combination. My superfriends commander deck nicknamed "The SuperSitters" because the commander is the child of alara and all the planeswalkers have been tasked with baby sitting it... They do a terrible job it usually blows up ever match. But my other WUBRG deck was my Scion of the Ur-Dragon deck... And well. I mean its dragons. Whats not to love about dragons!!! So you take Scion and it is all the dragons!
I love colourless, it's just kind of a fun grab bag of stuff and that's great.
Ugin the inffible was my first planeswalker and we used to play basically planeswalker commander so I made a deck around him and it was fun
the best part about committing to colorless life is that your lands can be good and cool instead of worrying about what mana they can give you
the worst part about committing to colorless life is that it costs you like 10 mana to get rid of a single 2/2 annoyance creature
Predictions for the video:
The correct answer is blue. Everyone hates blue, especially blue players.
Nah it’s white. Everyone hates white, especially white players.
People who play blue hate blue
Counterspells for me, not for thee-Average blue player
I love the lack of editing when it comes to the voice. The kept in bloopers are much loved.
I dunno man, I've woken up in a cold sweat shrieking "not COUNTERSPELL!" to many times for me to be only afraid of black cards.
My favorite MtG related channel. ^__^
Great content, you agree with my opinions, on the friendship tier list that's an easy subscribe
Ink-treader nephilim as a teamwork deck? Damn that's wild. Anyways I cast Arcbond on my nephilim
Nice combo! one card kills are rare thanks for sharing
Ink-Treader Nephilim+Arcbond+Lightning Helix.
Ink-Treader Nephilim + Chasm Skulker + Expedite
@@slimyfister Nephilim aren't legendary so it's still a two card combo
As a devoted Yidris Goodstuff player, that path to exile killed me. Literally 20 cards in my OG deck give protection or evasion to my yidris and IT JUST DOESN'T HELP!!!!! So instead, I rebuilt yidris so it plays like gruul and dimir put together, as in I make boss monsters that are scarier than Yidris so you can't afford to kill Yidris, then I use Yidris and I just stsrt exiling cards from the top of my deck to play for free. And of course I have the ramp of green, the buffs from red, the removal from black, and the deck filtering from blue. At which point I say "go ahead. Do it if you dare, you don't want me to get another land I promise you." This deck is literally build up for 4 turns, then EXPLODE turns 5-6. This is bad for commander format for many many reasons. But its hilarious and fun.
I didnt think this series could get better any better till this video came out lmao
This is the most accurate friendship tier list ever, thank you
This is the most educational video I've ever seen on RUclips.
Thank you MagicTheNoah for making these videos. They brighten my day.
Ok Noah.. You got me at the Saskia demanding BuRGer aggresivly !
Subscribed!
The 5 colors decks is true enlightenment!!!
Wow it's nice to see a MTG RUclipsr I share a color identity with
Was not expecting to see slivers pop up in the rainbow section, nice to see em still getting love
Thanks for all the smiles on my face.
as a White mage, I find these tier list videos hilarious :)
WUBRG best combo. I still wish I had pulled a second Tiamat so I could make a deck centered around here. . .instead she's a secondary commander for my Ur-Dragon. And Jodah (both iterations) is so much fun.
Jodah is based
Jodah is love
Jodah is... *Eternal*
I went in a museum in France and there was some eldrazi splashart in there. So eldrazi are pure art, undeniable.
This is somehow the most accurate color tier list I have ever seen, J have no edits, this is the peak pf human civilization, art, and culture
The eldrazi even have really cool names like “the Aeons torn” and “the promised end” and “the ceaseless hunger”
"And he's got the mana symbol of black" is an amazing line
According to your tier list, I switch from S to D tier randomly. Which is about accurate for what I assume my friends think of me.
I'd argue that out of the original 4-color precons, the Saskia deck was the most lackluster in terms of design. I like the color combination though and am currently rocking the Universes Within Wernog+Elmar partners 👌
Thrasios and Tymna for my Witch deck, I use it for planeswalkers. Very fun deck for playing with friends.
I loved this video ngl
Cant wait for the 5 color tier list
Get ‘em boy
Made me happy cause wubrg is my favorite color combo and the colorful colorless
My favorite deck i ever made was a tron golos which is all 6 colors
Can’t wait for the six color tier list!
as someone with a nephilim tribal deck, i am just watching this as a nephilim tier list
Ulamog gives great hugs.
As a sliver player, I appreciate the praise for wubrg
we need a 5 color combination tier list asap
Green carrying the other 4: S tier
Blue preventing your stuff from being countered by countering their stuff that counters your stuff: B tier
Red and Black going negative, stopping Green from carrying the other 4: D tier
White doing slightly less than usual chained to the other 4: F tier
He covered it in this video. Rainbow got an automatic F for including Green.
That threat at the end I take very seriously. Have my sub.
“And it’s got the mana symbol of black” fucking killed me. Keep up the great content.
ok now you need to make a tierlist for combinations of colorless and the other colors. have fun
I played a Niv-Mizzet reborn deck during War of the Spark draft, anyone who drafts 5 color has my respect.
The Eldrazi make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Funny that you mention Jodah and colorless mana. My newest deck I'm building is Eldrazi.
Colorless is indeed a color, I watched a completely unrelated trivia video where all participants agreed so.
Personally for me (favorite to least favorite):
Blue > Black > White > Green > Red.
Magus of Mirrior and Necropotence go well together well together.
thank you magic the noah for acknowledging colorless my life is now complete
Well I can at least be glad Blues moving up in the world. And colorless has always been amazing. Which is why my favorite deck combines the two.
I can vouch that Eldrazi make the best of friends!
Putting colorless in the S tier is the one respectable decision on the whole tier list
Hearing eldrazi and friends in the same sentence is a hell of an oxymoron
Ah Toxrill. My "fuck this table" deck :P
Mono green ftw that's the color I run and it's great
My favorite edh deck is my kozilek the butcher deck. People keep telling me to run the new one, but annihilator is my favorite trigger in the game, and it goes infinite a lot easier with the butcher as the commander. I'd like to hear from others though, which one would you rather run?
I have a colorless artifact deck that runs mystic forge and forgotten artifact, but no eldrazi.
I too love Jodah. Im bad at him tho.
Any suggestions to make my friends grumpy with me?
Pre-release for Jodah was on 4-21 so everyone at my lgs was either high or hazy from the day before
You once did a really cool Video with a higher seriousness. I really liked that.
So you think there is a was that you would so something like that again and to find a way to mark your Willy stuff and the serious stuff thst we can distinguish them?
I have loved colorless since 2016 and am happy it is S. I am very friendly, I am a lowly player tinkering with my toys
I'm so happy my first commander deck was breed lethality
Man, I wish he still made this kind of video.
So my favorite color is S, my favorite duo is F, my favorite trio is S, and my favorite color WUBRG is S? This is a good tier list. Very accurate
WUBRG FUN
No white on S-teir! I subscribed for that 🤣
I am struggling to tell if putting Alseid of Life's Bounty in at 8:13 was a genuine mistake or another part of the joke. Because you can 100% get protection from colorless... Because it's a color (I mean unless MTG arena has been tricking me for the past few years.)
I felt the pain of that path to exile lol
The first sliver is my goto commander.
8:10 Noah trying really hard not to say “because it’s not a color” here 😂
My favourite colour combo is mono-brown.
Hey Noah can you look at all of the colors of MTG and make new 4 color combinations and names for wizards of the coast to make and have wizards of the coast to make commanders of each those 4 colors?
Soo cool my first comander is prosh the dragon my secend oloro and tooday i hav 2 kalya an the ur dragon
Rily cool video
8:00 Yannick the Noah forgot about the staple Void Mirror.
I don't even play MTG and this guy is hilarious!
.... Wow I keep feeling attacked ;w; cause my commander decks are Mono White Voltron and Blue Red Artifact ELDRAZI.
Evilness tier list next?
As a shrine player I approve of five colour decks' placement.
bro what is this channel. I love it
3:27 magic the Noah supports the nephilim as commanders :)