Here we see a wild Englishman in his natural habitat, looking for a proper weapon to defend itself with. The poor Englishman is about to be challenged for dominance, however.
@Rick O'Shay we as Americans are perfectly legally able to own (provided you have the money) rifles, pistols, shotguns, pre-86 machineguns, grenades(destructive device registration), grenade launchers(DDR), mortars(Dito), tanks with firing cannons(yet again), and even RPGs(same deal), and that's only tax stamp items. If you become a licensed gunsmith, then you get an SOT license($500 per year) you will be allowed to manufacturer your own machineguns in ANY pattern you wish for R&D and demonstration. If you can navigate the paperwork, you can own almost every piece of equipment carried by infantry and airborne troops.
@xEvilDARK BEATZ Yup, farmers around here have rifles and shotguns. Guns aren't even banned in the UK only certain types, it's just a long process to get one and you need a valid reason. Which is why the average citizen won't have a gun.
@xEvilDARK BEATZ nice, I know a guy from Gloucestershire who recently got his grandpa's pellet rifle after his grandpa passed away, tragic really. But the world keeps turning.
@Rick O'Shay honestly, the only weapon I suggested that requires ANY LICENSES are the new machineguns, and that's only because new machineguns are illegal for civilians except for development by private individuals and companies so that police and military will always have access to ever advancing machineguns. But if you become an SOT dealer, and meet all the requirements, you are free to use those machineguns for your personal recreation as much as you like. Brandon from the AK Guy does this all the time. As an SOT dealer, he built a fully automatic AK pattern rifle and uses it in all his videos. So even though he cant sell the rifle, hes making money off of it, and it cost him no more than it would to build a civilian pattern rifle. Every other weapon I said, only requires a tax stamp to own, those tax stamps are 200 dollars, the same price as a Hi-Point C9 pistol. When you consider the cost of those weapons, an extra 200 bucks is nothing. Hell, some of them have ammunition that costs more than that.
@Rick O'Shay also, didnt you hear me? Fucking tanks man! You can legally own and operate a tank if you so wish. The only real difference between you and the government is money. Has always been that way. You think Privateers were broke? Hell no, they legally owned ships capable of taking on british frigates of the time period, that takes cash, lots of it. And cannons? A single cannon in 1770 would cost more than 3 years pay for the average soldier, never mind taxes and bills. Even muskets cost about a 2 months wage. Ofcourse that was considerably more efficient by 1792 when the constitution was ratified. But even still. Weapons always have been expensive, and that's why the wealthy have always enjoyed the luxury of the best weaponry and private armies to use them, and they always will.
I recently just discovered your channel in January 2022. English humor at its best. I haven't seen humor like this since Blackadder. The British empire is back!!!! I'll be back... Oh, what da hell, what have I been doing the last two years? Not watching Squire I guess. Cheerio lads!
Hey squire, this is my alt account, I’ve been watching you since around 20k? And I must say your quality has gone through the roof, I would also love a new war thunder documentary please. Keep up the good work mate
In a galaxy far far away In which youtubers actually upload content There is the plauge of clickbait And sub bots But our hero squire shall still not upload weekly
I love these so much. I'm a few days late on this one, but glad I finally seen it. That ending is quite accurate too. Well, still think he would of done more damage throwing the liberator but yeah. I remembering getting to the final circle with only 2 others left. One had a tank, one called in a V1. They took each other out with the V1 and I won just sitting on a bridge watching everything.. Guess I'm the camping bastard. I might as well of been sitting on a chair sipping tea or something xD
Squire i love your channel mate. Best war facks and best war content. Love the channel keep it up.
5 лет назад
The music in the end trigerred my laugh. Miss the old gmae vids with totally random comments though... "You can see the artillery shell entering my private space"
A tractor?! Blimey the budget on these must be huge!
You can really use a tractor in Forestorm BTW
Ey look It's Clutch Mcgee
what is the best total war player doing here? ^^
Your telling me there aren't any hairline jokes yet!?
Good, they can be quite rude.
I wager its off to your place to crop that receding hairline...
But we're British! We love queues... and knife crime...
It's funny cause it's true
Nothing like a good stabbing to get the day started
Winston Churchill Hello sir **salutes**
oof that cut deep
@@winstonchurchill237 Hello old chap
A British paratrooper desperately searches French homes for weapons as fast as possible after losing his STEN gun, June 6, 1944 (colorized)
Shrek Is My Religion June 5
Vcvb Rrory shit you right
@@vcvbrrory2269 its daytime, so it should be june 6 by now...
Nah operation market garden
@@randycheow4268 explains a lot
"Who would leave military grade firearms and ammunition scattered across the floor of their houses?"
Welcome to America
Hell yea
Lol that's true though
Murica FUCK YEAH
Cyanide welcome to America when we just flew across Europe dropping nothing but liberators
@@cowerdnerddespacito9518 Haha that's why you find them everywhere
I actually killed an guy with the Liberator once.
I Imagen him still crying in front of the screen to this day
ruclips.net/video/nUv5Q9we_l4/видео.html
I mean that’s what the liberator was for
Communist I don’t know man 45acp would ruin their face to
Hello Comrades!
Communist hold up let me test it on my friend
4:05 That's a wink that can make pantys drop
Dumb joke, Firestorm i thought was my ass after some doggy Indian food
Ps loving the gun props
Haigs the special boi getting early access here
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs
How would you know
Hey now, I actually quite like my curry spicy mate.
Holy shit it's the actual GI haigs
Go hoMe G.I.!
YESSSS I love JAMIE!!!!
Jamie is going to be in more. I've decided.
Hi phly
So, what did we learn? The man who puts the kettle on first always wins. I mean, that's day one of basic British Army training.
Fun fact. British made grenades are actually mini super kettles.
At 2:20 When the guy came out of nowhere with the tractor i died 😂
Here we see a wild Englishman in his natural habitat, looking for a proper weapon to defend itself with. The poor Englishman is about to be challenged for dominance, however.
It's crazy how quickly you switch to David Attenborough's voice while reading a sentence like this.
Hello.
Actully the wild Englishman searchers for kettle first weapon later.
Irish Regiment has entered the game, landing on juno beach
Sarge it's raining chillis what should we do
Squire:I NEED GUNS DAMMIT
"Who's gonna leave military grade weapons lying around their homes?"
"Did someone say 'murica?"
@Rick O'Shay we as Americans are perfectly legally able to own (provided you have the money) rifles, pistols, shotguns, pre-86 machineguns, grenades(destructive device registration), grenade launchers(DDR), mortars(Dito), tanks with firing cannons(yet again), and even RPGs(same deal), and that's only tax stamp items. If you become a licensed gunsmith, then you get an SOT license($500 per year) you will be allowed to manufacturer your own machineguns in ANY pattern you wish for R&D and demonstration. If you can navigate the paperwork, you can own almost every piece of equipment carried by infantry and airborne troops.
@xEvilDARK BEATZ Yup, farmers around here have rifles and shotguns. Guns aren't even banned in the UK only certain types, it's just a long process to get one and you need a valid reason. Which is why the average citizen won't have a gun.
@xEvilDARK BEATZ nice, I know a guy from Gloucestershire who recently got his grandpa's pellet rifle after his grandpa passed away, tragic really. But the world keeps turning.
@Rick O'Shay honestly, the only weapon I suggested that requires ANY LICENSES are the new machineguns, and that's only because new machineguns are illegal for civilians except for development by private individuals and companies so that police and military will always have access to ever advancing machineguns. But if you become an SOT dealer, and meet all the requirements, you are free to use those machineguns for your personal recreation as much as you like. Brandon from the AK Guy does this all the time. As an SOT dealer, he built a fully automatic AK pattern rifle and uses it in all his videos. So even though he cant sell the rifle, hes making money off of it, and it cost him no more than it would to build a civilian pattern rifle.
Every other weapon I said, only requires a tax stamp to own, those tax stamps are 200 dollars, the same price as a Hi-Point C9 pistol. When you consider the cost of those weapons, an extra 200 bucks is nothing. Hell, some of them have ammunition that costs more than that.
@Rick O'Shay also, didnt you hear me? Fucking tanks man! You can legally own and operate a tank if you so wish. The only real difference between you and the government is money. Has always been that way. You think Privateers were broke? Hell no, they legally owned ships capable of taking on british frigates of the time period, that takes cash, lots of it. And cannons? A single cannon in 1770 would cost more than 3 years pay for the average soldier, never mind taxes and bills. Even muskets cost about a 2 months wage. Ofcourse that was considerably more efficient by 1792 when the constitution was ratified. But even still. Weapons always have been expensive, and that's why the wealthy have always enjoyed the luxury of the best weaponry and private armies to use them, and they always will.
_is armed with nothing but a short ranged melee weapon, sees someone he presumes to have a firearm_
“Stay back!”
Don't diss my Liberator son!
How the fuck did you get that amazing looking name I wakt that too:D
Step 1: memorize the loot table.
step 2: memorize the circles
Step: Profit
Ahh, the cardboard guns never get old, still tickles me.
I recently just discovered your channel in January 2022. English humor at its best. I haven't seen humor like this since Blackadder. The British empire is back!!!! I'll be back... Oh, what da hell, what have I been doing the last two years? Not watching Squire I guess. Cheerio lads!
Ahh that bloody tractor. Was not expecting that.
It's a simple equation: I see Squire, I leave Pornhub...
Why did i like this comment?
I could upload my sizable amount of content there too, come to think of it.
@@SquireComedy upload or download..?
@@SquireComedy please do that
@@SquireComedy hahahhahaha
“We love queues and knife crime” I think that actually killed me
You are one of the best youtubers out there, keep up the great work. I love your war thunder and live action videos.
Thanks mate!
Bahahahaha! "Makes a change for EA.." that cracked me up.. haha.. well done. Brilliant video 😆😂
"Made possible by *Mao Zedong the Great* on Patreon"
ok.
Great work gents! The kill with the liberator and wink at the end got me lol 😂😂😂
But we're british! We love queues! .. and.. knife crime..
Love it! On point! Take the guns away and they will use knives.
Yep, that sums us up
You'll be eating with your hands after the Spoon Massacre of 2031.
@@yourhandlehere1 I can already see it coming. We'll also be homeless after all tools are banned
@@TudBoatTed we'll all be amputees after fists are banned.
@@tyanellewin3416 😂😂
"Sort of historically accurate...thatll be a change for EA" lol
Really guys, this video is very well crafted. As a filmmaker, this is what a budget film should look like. Congrats
Thanks mate! Very nice to hear.
Funny video! The quality and props keep getting better. Thanks for another awesome video.
The fucking tractor has me dead!!!
That tractor was Magnificent.
OI!
You got loicenses for those knives?!
"Funny thing they said in the video" lol XD 🤣
I miss the War Thunder content so much :(
You said it
you're not alone!
Ikr
Not a Panther Same!
What happened?
1:47 "but we're British, we LOVE ques... And... Knife crime"
Fuckin dying LMFAO XD
4th oh thank heavens it's squire after 4 months too short tho
Hey squire, this is my alt account, I’ve been watching you since around 20k? And I must say your quality has gone through the roof, I would also love a new war thunder documentary please. Keep up the good work mate
Love the historically accurate wobbly barrel on the Bren.
Matt Locke strraight man moment: all gun barrels do thaat.
In a galaxy far far away
In which youtubers actually upload content
There is the plauge of clickbait
And sub bots
But our hero squire shall still not upload weekly
Keep up the good work squire !
The Liberator! A classic American Zip gun made by juvenile delinquents in Detroit!
spooky shadow hawk designed for use by resistance forces, mostly so they could shoot germans and nick their gear
That was the best one yet. You chaps are getting better at doing skits I think
This is beautiful. Honestly.
"You think he will get bored and quit. No way, that could take 25 minutes" ha exactly
"Wow, that's sort of historically accurate for a paratrooper actually, yea, that's a change for EA". Lol, had me rolling.
...and.. knife crime..
that was perfect.
I fucking died to the tractor and the camping guy at the end. You should of made the guy sit in a bush or in the corner of the house prone lmao
War Thunder film please! Or something war thundery and british
im afraid that era has come to an end.
little jimmy I hope not. It’s what got me into this channel. Come on, like so that the Squidonian Empire king can see!
I love this videos man
Rick O'Shay lost in the desert and when tanks don’t die, and the atomic age for me
@@littlejimmy8744 F
*sees a box and runs to it* aww a libirator *meanwhile the production was to low so they replaced it wih cardboard repliicas
LOL i cried when he said "i said weapons, thats literally a down grade" 0:29
Imagine if Squire had found a Bren gun, he would've wiped the entire map in 5 seconds.
You guys are always clever with your videos, great work once again!
"We're British, we love queues...and knife crime" haha
"Who would leave military grade firearms and ammunition scattered across the floor of their houses?"
oh boy, you'll love the states
Sergeant Major Dickens keeps leaving his weapons in France, we’ve had to set a brand new factory for him!
"big change for EA" that had me rolling
Oh my god! They have a third actor!
I absolutely love you guys!! Undoubtedly the BEST characterization of BFV ever!
It’s always a good day when squire uploads....
"No,no,no,no, that could literally take 25 min" LMFAO
I love these so much. I'm a few days late on this one, but glad I finally seen it. That ending is quite accurate too. Well, still think he would of done more damage throwing the liberator but yeah.
I remembering getting to the final circle with only 2 others left. One had a tank, one called in a V1. They took each other out with the V1 and I won just sitting on a bridge watching everything..
Guess I'm the camping bastard.
I might as well of been sitting on a chair sipping tea or something xD
Squire i love your channel mate. Best war facks and best war content. Love the channel keep it up.
The music in the end trigerred my laugh. Miss the old gmae vids with totally random comments though... "You can see the artillery shell entering my private space"
*German soldier drops*
"Hanz were ze fuck is my luger"
The Battlefield V soundtrack gets me in my feels, especially that song they played at the end
1:31 that roast tho
I love the amount of time it took to rummage through the loot
Firestorm: The game mode that went a lot faster than it came.
You giving this game more attention that it deserves.)
Thanks RUclips I wasn't quite sure where this took place!
Back to hibernation
That tractor was an unexpected treat
Playing a lot of solo Firestorm... This is too funny and accurate.
Great stuff chaps as allways :)
Cheers mate!
I can not profess my love for you anymore then I already have.
We love you too.
Today I asked myself when Squire's gonna make a video again. Here it is!
Genius, love it! Well done boys, keep 'em coming...
It feels like those Ww2 Tv shows that has a lot comedy, I love those shows an d it has almost of the same feel and atmosphere!
Keep going Squire!💕
In five years, you're going to have kids coming on here asking "what the hell is firestorm"
That damn storm turned all my Yorkshire tea to Ash, now I'm stuck here with this leaf tea thing that some people like, send assistance please
this video only came out like 13 minutes ago for me lmao, but great video squire, plz do a live action for BF1 please
Battlefield 5, where sitting in a house drinking coffee is better than actually playing the game
Its actually really safe just walking around tge map cause everyones camping in houses
You guys are awesome! Love these vids. Thank you!!
Yes, another Squire video😀😍
See you again next year!
Squire next YEAR!!!!! Meh sad but nice job
the budget on this is literally £10.00
I just wish the uniforms were actually like this in the game
The gun not being loaded has gotten me killed so many times
Bf V sucks, but you guys... you da best.
I agree with at least 50% of this.
@@SquireComedy Good one
@@SquireComedy So you agree that BFV does suck then.
Ok well the music is good at least
Why is it bad?
Yeeeeeees it's always a good day when squire uploads
I say ol boy your uploading lately is causing a riot
No one:
Squire: Yeeeeesssssssss
Imagine strolling in the park and see 2 random british on a WW2 uniform jumping around.
That end was brilliant ngl
1:12: A Liberator! Awesome!
love how it has the game as its the game lmao
Never underestimate the power of the damn liberator.
That ending. Now I need to watch Police Squad! again.
One of your best thus far. D.
1:48 that killed me 😂😂
Ah good he’s back and better then ever *tips hat* tip tip ol chap
*Returns tip
These skits are my favorites