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- Japanese Sumo Robots
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Had to go so far down my liked playlist to find this
Congrats man
Even after like 5 years this madlad pinned you lol
How many videos are in your playlist???
@@theone.whoasked 4,126
@@delnotdell damn
5:27
*HP Printer joined the game*
🤣🤣🤣🤣💖
Why is that so accurate
Stolen
Ehuehuehu
This comment had me wheezing!
3:46 "Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move"
JUKED
Kristijan Oros Dude that robo got SIKED.
4:04 - 4:11 That same robot just straight up Suidiceded themself.
Pulling the chair.
socaliguy81 Happend to me today during music.
My Classmate was arguing about him not seeing the board (wanted to switch spots)
Then I went to a new chair then my other classmate pulled the chair I was going to behind me on accident thinking it will solve the problem. Cause he thought I was not gonna sit there.
3:46 is the greatest anime battle of all time
Lmao
*outstanding move*
and in like, a second maybe?
It still gets me every single time.
That particular move is actually a frowned upon in Sumo.
1:40 the bot on the right: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
Left robots: having a stroke
"I have one goal and one goal only: I want to S P E E N"
LOL
8 triagrams lol
"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick" (also, Vinny fans in the replies I see. SPEEEEEEN!)
What you were taught 3:46
What they gave you on the exam 4:08
Deserves more likes 😂
More likes pls
I like how it’s the same robot
@@cakedud3341 Nah his android batteries fell out lmao.
Amazing
These are some aggressive toasters.
Nan da teh
adeptus mechanicus : *_*
Door stoppers*
*you have anger the machines spirit*
its mini computers
0:31 20th century fox intro
underrated
That is pure genius
Wow
Haha
Lol
2:57 I wish there was more of this one. That's so sick and smart.
Same! It won so effortlessly too...
@@alanstringer.
I don't think so, that robot (the green one) must have take a lot of work, it's a really cool weapon.
Пока все идут по мете и делают однотипных имбалансных роботов трамплинов, разработчики зелëного робота решили пойти против меты и сделать робота который эффективен только против меты.
“Get flipped idiot”
It reminds me of Bronco from Battlebots
3:46 me approaching a girl
A swing and a miss
All the time
Very relatable
@@trite00onyt BEE B
Then you dropkick her
5:28 Ladies and Gentlemen I present... the early 2000's Inkjet Printer strategy! lol
haahhahah dude I'm rolling
The Excelllence - Ear Bacon Network Loooooooool
The Excelllence - Ear Bacon Network good one
well that's pretty good
The Excelllence - Ear Bacon Network -- Dot Matrix?
2:11 “I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.”
i move at the speed of light
TerminalMontage?
@@Monkeigh7 yup
Wahoo
N-Nani?!
3:45 probably the best anime dodge ever
Lol
why do you have to put anime in there
@@verlax8956 why not? It's part of the joke
@@verlax8956probably because the robots were japanese made?
@@31oannamphong66when you see “Japanese” and think anime, you’re a retard.
This is the side of the family R2D2 doesn't like to talk about.
Lol this is underrated
5:15 When the protagonist fights back after remembering good memories and fights back at full power
ah yes shonen anime
And has a 5 episode flashback of his childhood abd starts believing in the power of friendship
Yes
Yeah it was like incredible hulk vs abomination
It even sounded like it
1:41 "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!"
Beyblade
Star wars
Now this is pod war!
one punch man
Spin to win
5:32 One lagging and the other AFK
Honestly fuck the printer jokes this is hilarious
Get this man to top
@@adjoint_functorno
XD
2:07 I legit think this bot is on cocaine
Isn't every bot on cocaine???
They all on cocain
LMFAOO
@@champagnenothapipapi8185 3:46 you call this on cocaine?
@@kserrata r/woooosh
4:05 ah yes, the classic "shit out your guts so the other guy doesn't think your even a robot" maneuver. Risky, very risky.
I almost choked to death from laughing too much. Thanks,I guess?
Bruh this has me dead
made me laugh like a spray bottle
Hahaha
My chest hurts from laughing
3:46 "The acient art of Robotkido"
3:46 I’ve watched this more times than I can count and it gets funnier each time
i feel kinda bad for it
yes
Yeet
It's like Joseph's secret technique, he just runs away while the enemy fully expects him to fight with full power
This is the equivalent of saying "I'm over there" and having it work.
0:39 Robot: And you're watching Disney channel.
Mickey's 22 Ears Explained
Lol
Lol
Wtf lmao
Lmao
4:08 :
Robot: OK, the 3:46 move was awesome, I'll do exactly the same.
Robot: *move and loose his batteries*
Robot: Oh shi...
Shim • underrated comment
@@winnerschannel7318 these people like you are so annoying these days
@@FkdnnskZixh underrated reply
Shim • What’s funny is that those are the exact same robots in those matches.
Arent those servos?
2:40
robots: **confused**
LMAOOOOO
*Wait what are supposed to do again* Ah okay
Rofl xddd
1:11 when woody the woodpecker joins smash bros but the game crashed
Bruh
3:46 that one kid who ignores high-fives:
-Dodge increased to 100-
Aoyama-kun?
@@nivoo12 Now that’s a name I haven’t heard since I started my freshmen year in 2017
5:27
*_"Remember to crouch and walk slowly to your enemy to lessen your noise"_*
underrated
Battlefield 2 tutorial nostalgia
Crab battle!
when u max out ur stealth
Mustve been the wind
4:05 is the best one. It just shits out its battery and gets slammed. lol.
Bro, u made my day
Must have been damage from previous fights, I guess.
_Omae wa mou shindeiru_
@@J4hk2 ikr
That robot went with a different tactic, it was robot gore, that robot wanted to gross the robot out so bad that it would die.
Every year during late spring, thousands of Sumobots gather in their mating grounds and engage in ritual combat for the right to mate. Phase 1 of the combat lasts several hours, both sides staring each other down, neither willing to make a move. Eventually, one side starts moving, and the other side would react within miniseconds, and phase 2 begins. This phase usually lasts no longer than 5 seconds, with the loser falling, stumbling, or flying off the mating ring, sometimes losing a few chips in the process.
So much fun can be made at this hobby? I thought the same thing reminds me of insects fighting for mate or mating. Lol asians n other races are into some weird shit
100th like
This should be an anime
1:59 i like how it just politely pushed the opponent out of the ring
All fun and games until they make them life size! 😮
4:35 Wheel: "aight, imma head out"
XD
It knew that there was no victory xD
lmao
It literally rolled out lol
*weezzz*
5:27
man, I hate online lag -_-
XD
Blind man: Wait
Is this a printer? A HP printer?
@@adrianbutitsjustapseudonym8681 even the part he kills the other robot sounds like it
when the paper comes out
King Crimson.
Nah thats just king crimson
4:18 "Nothing personal, kid."
Isaac Wolf LMAOOOOOOoo
*Personnel
Nothing personnel, kid*
federico saviano Actually, its nothing personal. Personnel would mean like people employed in a organization.
@@oasis5994 it's personnel lmao
1:18 most enjoyable Slap fight ive seen in a while
Why is this so epic, yet, SOOOO funny??
The one at 1:40 was the best imo. *just spins *
Brutal and careless...
Because it's awesome
I can only imagine this technology applied to a Roomba. 🤖
Because how fast it is, and it's like a bunch of ps4s sumo wrestling
4:08 imagine building this for weeks or months only to self destruct in 1sec
300 likes and no comment ? let me fix that
@@justmynameandnothing.8477 i want to comment something to but i don’t know what to comment
@@blueglovestudio How about this: I legit thought that was some sort of distraction or decoy, the fights are so fast. Then I realized that it was more like a sea cucumber defense without the regenerating innards part.
Pretty sure that bot just crapped itself.
0:30 "OH~You're approaching me?"
It's hilarious how each of these seems like a choreography, you create a story in your mind for each sequence, at which point you may or may not start seeing movie references...
To me it looks like some kind of standoff
To me it looks like a gunslinger fight
@@mikeyczns *clock ticks*
*Bell rings*
D R A W !
if I understood that correctly,
"I can't beat the sh|t out of you without getting closer."
@@mikeyczns *stand* off
4:08 when your opponent is so OP so you decide to shit yourself instead of putting up a fight.
Mêm hayday
Pov: you watch YT tutorial 3:46
You try: 4:08
@@gasterstickminomg fr
@@gasterstickminjust realised both are actually the same robot LMAO
I love how it's the same two bots from earlier. How do you go from "lol, you thought?" to "I guess I'll die."?
2:40 "What" "What" "What" "What" "What" "Wat" "OI" "DAMMIT"
Soo accurate. 😂
3:46 what you imagined
4:08 what actually happened
I think its the same robot
😂
Lmao
Underrated
top tier comment
5:27 as you can see the predator approaches it's prey with great care, moving stealthily so to not be noticed. And when the unsuspecting prey is within reach....
*IT POUNCES*
-Nut Geo
HP Printer
Incredible documentary you have made my good man.
*EXPLAIN 100*
Lol i am the 666th like on this comment
5:12 a crash of unbelievable Power,right when they thought that one robot would lose...he fought until the end and won,omega chad
Main character arc XD
2:57 that green one is so inventive
500 iq
^^
It's a main character
counterthrown*
@@bazzxliner God this is so true!
2:58 is underrated
I think, this is a very good strategy
FR
Thats really smart yeah
Le flip
Bitch please!
3:31 that would never happen ever again, very rare moment caught on tape, Now imagine these lil guys in a restaurant on a flat grill flipping hamburgers.
Wheeee
-i believe i can fly-
yEET
You underestimate his power!
Uppercut! RING OUT
1:41 “It’s over, you have awakened my full power...”
The other guy : "you arent the only guy who has improved"
3:30 : he mastered the techniqe
@@As_The_Sun i love how the other robot fucking blasted off like team rocket
0:32
Oh you’re approaching me
I can’t push you of the platform without approaching you
Ho-hoh
【 dannismosan 】 KONNO DIO DA
ZA WARUDO
I would say yare yare but that just adds on to it
Is that a fucking jojoke
It's like watching typewriters fight.
modsquad20 5:28 😂😂😂😂😂
These evil contraptions are making a come back and they will soon rule the world.
Very angry, hate-filled typewriters.
id pay to watch that
Typewriters on crack
5:17
“Not yet”
*Watches flashback of fallen Nakama bots”
“I will never give up !!!”
You can just *hear* the screams
Mada... Mada, mada, mada!!!!
You might know everything I’m gonna do but that’s not gonna help you because I know everything you’re going to do
I will never let you down
Top IO best anime moments
1:10 I like how this bot literally starts drilling the other.
It Woody Woodpecker that bot 😂
Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora
Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda
STANDING HERE I REALISE
All the memes are here lmao
1:20
*_Avoids_*
*_Opponent commits suicide_*
*_Looks at him_*
*_Turns front_*
Robot: "Ok then"
Breueueueueh momento
brobot did a double take
Feelsbadman. I hate when that happens.
And all of that in seconds
Iron division user
1:40 Eight Trigrams: Palm Rotation
Is ThAt A nEjI rEfErEnCe
kaiten!
LMAOOO
Yes
1:11 Sixth Gate : Asakujaku
90% of the robots: move at insane fast speed and push them off
10% of the robots: traps the other robot and push them off.
*That one genius robot: flips the other robot using a string*
Timestamp?
@@manojv.g1619 2:57
90% of the robots used Made in Heaven.
10% were Joseph.
The genius one used Stone Free
1 Robot: disassemble itself
@@goldenhydreigon4727 true
Everything about this is so cool. I can't wrap my head around how fast and sharp the movements are. It must take so much skill to build and program these robots.
It's fun to build and program these
Who came after the teleports behind you?
Me DIO
I need the timestamp
Me
It’s not here.
Meeeee
that was really fast, usually the fight takes 10 episodes and 5 filler episodes instead 5 second.
don't forget the flashback episodes
Namida tears?
Namida it takes a long time to charge a spirit bomb
Attack on Titan?
You must watch one piece
i love how you can hear the guy make the exact same yelling sound at 3:41 and 3:43 😂
Omg what the fuck
*AAAAAAAA*
LMAO
Japanese Vilhelm scream
He sounds like a dying NPC on a videogame lol
3:46 "You're tense, I'm calm. You apply excessive force, I control that force through fluid motion."
Is that from Ninjago? That old Lego Ninja show.
@@tacostorm3d511 no it's from cowboy bebop
@@tacostorm3d511 😂
3:46
"You can go first"
"Oh thank you kind sir"
“OH WAIT A MINUTE, NOOOOOO”
“Hey”
“Hey”
...
*”WHAT”*
Nice comment
4:01 was the best, wait around and then cocaine mode initiate
I love how it just cut away to the next one xD
I like how you can tell where the range of the ultrasonic sensor begins
3:46
Just dropping a timestamp because this is THE funniest thing I've ever seen
4:05 - His batteries just flew out, the opponent didn't even do anything. LOL
It's a feature, not a bug!
*I think it was a Chinese participant XDD*
It shit itself
Oh I thought that robot was trying to create a diversion.
Khan Lakhno wat
2:12 the way it laughs as it pushes the opponent off the edge
PFFFF- This is underrated
Is that kefka's laugh?
then it falls off
lmao i died
Fr sounds like sonic.exe
3:46 “after you, good sir”
ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html
LOL
@Ricky o picky 4:12 he didn't do well so he did this
Say a spanish voice over where car 1 says "Guey" car two says "pasale guey" (roughly means go ahead and pass) then car one zooms off the ring.
3:46 "The best defense is no be there." - Mr. Miyagi
2:58: bro the green robot is just pure iq in mind, instead of being the average push em out the ring it’s a unique flip em over.
"Get noob"
so true.
5:02 *Side fans snap open*
"GAH....I sense danger."
“never mind he was weaker than I though”
Bro the bot with flaps got juked lol
Anyone else just impressed by how fast they go
nick gaming and the sensors and processing time is insane
nick gaming yeah at first I thought it was a speed lapse lol
They probably use PID’s and a virtual map of the arena to not just rocket out of bounds
I love when they dodge and the other just goes Hyper Aggro mode and flies off the mat all on its own.
3:47 who is the genus who programmed that? I want to give them an award.
LilRice he tries that again and fails 4:05
This is a common srategy
3:46
1:11 when woody the woodpecker joins smash bros but the game crashed
“Modern problems require mordern solutions”
4:09 When your robot commits seppuku…
Heyyy
What's that
Meanie Poopoo suicide i think
@@meaniepoopoo ritual suicide of Samurais. In the western world often known by the word "Harakiri".
However, harakiri only means "gut/stomachecutting". The whole ritual leading to this form of suicide involving the stomachecutting is called Seppuku.
@@meaniepoopoo really lost
3:46 King Crimson has already seen through it
Take your like
LMAO
nice
Yes
@@sunwukong9251 why do i feel like somene put hole im my bel-
1:41 is underrated. It just started spinning in place for no reason and then got pushed off
1:20 never interrupt your enemy while he is making a mistake.
just casually backs up as his opponent goes flying
That’s actually a nice quote
The robot's like "Huh? What? Where did he go-"
how’s your flight to the mun
@@marcoplayz7911 snack supply is holding.
5:26 He's just standing there, Menacingly
iS tHaT a hOlOLIvE rEfErEncE¿¿?
Oh you are approaching me
ruclips.net/video/avFP67EIYvo/видео.html
@@floatingheadextras6682 spongebob reference more like
Shut up jojo weeb
2:57 Love this elastic one, very ingenious!
3:46 imagine
4:08 reality
Lmao
Same trick but different effect
Nah that’s one’s real hilarious 😭
4:35 he actually broke his angles
Like literally he stopped thinking
Eventually, Robot stopped thinking.
@@CinnabarCereal
Why does this sound familiar? I can't remember thou
@@hunterofdarkness8329 "Eventually, Kars stopped thinking."
@@CinnabarCereal
Thanks I remember now the game now
Searched RUclips for "Robot vs Robot" hoping to find clips from Real Steel. Found this instead...
Was not disappointed.
169 Likes
AlexCrew THIS IS REAL STEEL, but mini version of it 😂
2:57 that's actually very clever to use strings
i really love this idea
I just find it crazy how many people are ok just using the base sumo bot
Robots in 3019: This is an example of how humans forced our ancestors to fight to the death for a sport
“Who’s laughing now? Figuratively, I mean…not having vocal cords and all.”
5:27 when i start to print something with my 15yo printer
underated lmao
Its so true
XD
Best comment lmaoooooooooo
What makes it more realistic is that it goes straight forward at the end😂
3:46 "KING CRIMSON."
*NANI?!*
Why does this exactly explain how King Crimson works?
5:17 RODDA ROLLA DAAA ORAORAORAORAORAORA
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
za warudo would work better but yeah
HOLY MOLY WAS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?
5:26
When your class is in 1 minute but you're still in the library printing your essay.
This comment underrated
Yes
Partly copied but still hilarious
and then you realize it's actually due to next week
This version of robot fighting is so much better than the one I grew up watching. It doesn’t drag on.
5:17 has got to be the greatest comeback story of all time, look at the smoke rising!!
Why did i hear goku screaming
Gear second???
3:46 I lost my shit , right there
3:46 *MUI plays* The robot attack it missed Robot sacrificed OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
He got ilhis ankles broke. Or wheels, I guess.
3:46
"You may pass"
"Sure thank... Nani?!"
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m your 666th like thanks to me
Olé
🤣🤣🤣
My new favorite pass-time activity is to come back to this video every now and then, just to look at these time stamped comments.
The videos themselves are ridiculously funny
And then you have the comments.
RUclips: "Do you like robots?"
Me: "Maybe?"
RUclips: "YOU LOVE THEM"
LMAO
3:46 made me spit out my water
that's a pro playa's move 😃
LOLOL
When your bot has the reaction time of a rotten potato.
I love how the same robot hara-kiried the second time he fought the same robot, who was like "waaaaaitaminute, I ain't falling for that one again."
"What is my purpose?"
"You sumo wrestle."
"Oh my god."
Josh Earhart 😂 rick and Morty is great
Josh Earhart oml ahaha
Josh Earhart lmao
Are you kidding? I would be totally happy with that amazing purpose.
THIS ISNT FUCKING FUNNY
YOU WATCHING A POPULAR SHOW AND SPOUTING RETARDED MEMES ISNT FUNNY
YOU ARE NOT ORIGINAL
PLEASE FADE INTO OBSCURITY
3:46 me chasing my life goals
Underrated
5:01 it’s like it got scared from it dropping
YEAH!!
"D'ah!! Stay away from me you freak!"
amd then it enters a panic state lmfao
OH GOD *PEACOCK*
"I'm bigger than you!"
"OMG... wait a minute..."
I first saw this footage from a video called "teleports behind you". At first, I thought it was edited. "Robots can't go THAT fast, right?" And then I watched this video. I thought it was impressively hilarious and genius...I didn't think that hilarity and master-intellect would meet this way, and yet, here we are. :-)
When
Which minute is that
same vid
Came here from that video too. But couldn't find that battle. Timestamp please?
@@TrinhThanhTrung Alas! It seems that part of the video isn't in this compilation. Honestly, I think I just typed this comment without thinking about the timestamp issue. And so, I present this link to compensate: ruclips.net/video/0MW0mDZysxc/видео.html
3:31 The black robot has immeasurable power.
lmao yes
Guess Up Throw into dash attack is a new true combo for R.O.B.
Matt the robot
thats because it has an n word pass
Luigifan 13
Fun Fact: Matt's level isn't actually his level...
*IT'S HIS KILLSTREAK*
Amazing, this isnt just a hardware contest, its also software.
2:38 They've both been splashed with blindness
Yesnt
Hahahahahahahaha
you can see the confusion with the robots even that they dont have faces
"what"
"what"
Jajajaja
3:46 “Best way to block punch is not be there.”- Mr. Miagi, Karate Kid part II
4:26 someone in the crowd trying to imitate Wilhelm.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
3:46 "It's a simple spell but it's quite unbreakable."
4:08 it has been broken
@@MalachiDevv NOOO