"I work for an entertainment company overseas that oversees online content creators. The company is still growing and I currently have about 1.3 million small time Investors"
A short woman in sunglasses and a face mask suspiciously staring at a booth of funny looking octopi plushies... Yeah that would probably be her, carry on with your day good sir/madam nothing to see here!
I think you misunderstood, that was her fear, after her managers said people would recognize her voice in public. That's why she said "I forget how to speak" in the last scenario with the takodachi desk toy, because that normie was actually a takodachi, and if she were to start talking...
@@swizzler Lol yeah, if we ever see a stuttering Korean(?) girl next to a takodachi toy, we must protect and cover for her - and not reveal her secret once she puts on a bad fake voice.
Ina: “I am currently working from home for an entertainment company in Japan” Bank: “You remind me of the term Vtuber my som always talk about in Japan, uh, I think it HollowLive or something” Ina *sweating ink*: “ha ha”
So I aint old enough to work which means my stress question is actually "What do you want to do for a living" ??? live ??? Idk I’ve been clueless for years and ppl keep acting like the answer will magically come to me
@@axellyann5085bruh why does life suck ? No emo intended basically just facts Life sounds like a whole ass chore Here school daily stress daily work if u aint social you’re fucked Done with school ? Here actual work of u didn’t find smt to trick urself into enjoying you’re fucked Done with work ? You can finally relax but you’re old your body’s fucked you have nothing to do except watch the new generation becoming stupid
The Bank: "So what do you do for a living?" "I run a secret society and im raising funds and followers in order to be able to take over the world!!" The Bank: "Vtubing it is then.." Yamada: ...
I have a somewhat professional line that all of the V-tubers could use. "I work as a Voice Actress for an Entertainment Company but I'm not permitted to disclose anymore information as part of an NDA." It's simple, explains why her face isn't recognizable publicly and the NDA statement means "non disclosure agreement." Meaning it's legally something she can't say.
It's either surprisingly effective or doesn't work at all. Some people think NDA means there's a secret they can learn if they ask enough. When really the NDA line is because I'm not at work and don't want to talk about work. I like my job, but I get enough of my job when I'm there.
That's not gonna fly with people outside the industries. Someone that doesn't know what NDA is will suspect you and keep asking, like auntie next door or something. If you ask me why ... I once worked for a movie company in the US and need to sign an NDA. The problem is, I'm not sure how much I can say without getting me sued and enough that people don't mistake me as a drug dealer. Unknown to most people, a VFX artist does look the same as an addict, especially near the deadline. Unkempt hair, long beard, drowsy unfocus eyes, dirty and old cloth buying cheap food late at night. Can't say I'm not to blame. Yea, the outside world is annoying.
@@Tokanya It would at least work in the bank. Employees there should be professional enough not to ask such things. General description for the bank is usually enough unless you have unusual or suspicious transactions. Given we do not know if hololive vtubers get monthly transfers from hololive or youtube, or perhaps it is a mix of both. But regular transactions from companies that bank recognize by simply using google should not raise concerns.
Jobs that would sound believable enough in Ina's case that wouldn't raise too many red flags/follow-up questions: * Digital Art department * Marketing department * Quality assurance tester * Receptionist * Sleep therapist * Trainer (art teacher - 549,99 per class) It boils down to where the moneyflow comes from, whether the amount makes sense and such. I'm sure Cover is creative enough to have a few more ideas how to make things believable.
@@riviere6273 True but sadly if memory serves, if their IRL identity is leaked they get fired/ graduate. Part of the contract, again if memory serves. So if this miracle ever did happen that person would have to vow silence or be dealt with by the ancient ones... Jokes aside though, if you ever learn of their IRL identity & you leaked it you would have to deal with a literal army sized angry mob, & you would be responsible for destroying their livelihood. It's one of the many reasons I despise the people that post videos of real voice of ___, true identity of ___. If they're right and they pick up enough traction to be noticed by the company in question they can literally end a person's career, livelihood, dreams and ambitions.
@@lorde0147 it also depends on if it actually gets out. IIRC Ina's fan base is quite chill, so I'd say it's likely that they would be willing to keep the secret.
now imagine the bank employee being a takodachi and trying to stay professional with the priestess infront of them and ina explaining stuff in normie terms
Back when the VTuber boom started, I said to a friend that becoming a Vtuber was the next level of weeb: why just watch anime characters when you can BECOME an anime character?
*"I'm not comedian, I'm not that funny"* said Ina who's really good at making puns xD Aww poor Ina, that's too relatable for introverts. It's time takodachi! We need to make our own bank so Ina can safely go there without being asked too much. Make a safe haven for introverts 😆
Ina: "I work for an online entertainment company doing streaming and funded by live donations from the viewers." Banker: "Uhhhh-huh...." *writes down OnlyFans under employer*
I would suggest "I work for an overseas media company that produces music and online videos." as a concise explanation. "I work for [the] company" leaves it vague whether you're a manager, producer, technician, or entertainer. "overseas" explains to the bank why your primary paycheck comes from Japan. "that produces music and online videos" cuts off most follow-up questions about the company. If they're exceptionally nosy, they might ask "what kind of music", but you can then answer honestly that it's a wide variety of genres, but largely jpop.
I'm pretty sure a company needs to create a US subsidiary to legally hire US employees (not sure about other countries). So it's not like the payment would come directly from an overseas account.
@@trentondawn I get where you're coming from and to an extent that makes sense, but also raises a lot of thorny questions. For example, did they have to have founded the US branch for Coco, who was a US citizen living in Japan at the time? If not, then is Calli in the same category as Coco in terms of payment mechanism and is considered "Japanese" despite logistically being in the EN? If THAT is the case, what happens if Calli decides to move back to the US (do they retroactively move her to the US shell company)? Or for that matter, what happened with Kiara when she moved back to the EU (did they make an entire EU shell company for just 1 talent)? Was there a Australia shell that was just unused between Haachama returning to Japan and Council's debut; or was the AUS shell completely abolished and reformed anew?
@@dragonbretheren I'm not a lawyer or accountant, so I might just be completely wrong, but my understanding is that things definitely change if you're living outside the US. But you definitely have a point that the scale of the company might not make subsidiaries practical (my experience is only working for corporations so they might just do things differently)
Ina: "I work for an entertainment company overseas." Bank: "You wouldn't happen to be one of those streamers with the cartoon girl avatars, would you?" Ina: "Wouldn't that be something?" *immediately walks off suspiciously*
It's very easy really, She works as a voice actress for an entertainment agency overseas. Totally just a normal girl who does voice stuff and not a priestess for some elder god or something
Ina when she goes to see everyone HoloEN for 3D Model Airlines: So Miss *checks paper* Ina, what do you do for living Ina: ... i am a international businesstako on a very important international business trip
That's EXACTLY what happened to Kiara. She said "entertainment company" and her friends immediately assumed "porn". She very quickly corrected them after that.
That actually happened to me with Gura's figurine. Although, I secretly thanked them later since I really shouldn't have been spending money on that kind of thing at the time, and I also should have gotten Korone's too so I don't pay for shipping twice.
Me: can I open a bank acc? The bank: sure, what do you need it for? Me: oh I don't know, saving money? Like what else do they expect? I need a bank account to accept money from PayPal for my work lmao
Kinda counterintuitive you can't or shouldn't trust a bank with this information, nothing set up to say "my income is reliant on nondisclosure clauses, and I don't have the legal framework to give you the inside scoop." Hell some of their own workers aren't supposed to disclose that they work in a bank.
I'm surprised Hololive doesn't already have covers for their talent? They could theoretically for all intents and purposes (administrative, tax forms, legal) just have all of the talent under contract as "PR ambassadors" and it would still be true. Cover Corporation, Hololive Agency Branch, Public Relations Representative. On paper it just sounds like a typical corporate position. To anyone asking, it answers all questions without having to divulge any deeper. If someone does ask "what does your company do" then you just say "digital entertainment technologies like motion capture, VR, and online streaming tools"
@@Iluvatar196 yes, your identity as vtuber must be secret... if they can, since girl like matsuri, noel, kiara 'accidentally' doxx themself in IRL stream (maybe they've got warning from Cover corp so forbidden to do IRL streaming again). but you can say "i'm working for Cover Corporation, the japan company as a staff in digital entertainment division" that still honest answer.
@@pocapele Wait, they doxx themselves on real life streams? What did you mean, I've never been really into the streams and I'm more of a casual fan. So do you mind to explain how does that happened?
@@Iluvatar196 If things get serious with authorities, they usually can get sensitive information if it's pertinent/ relevant. But it it's at that point... something's up they should be more concerned with than keeping their vtubing secret
In all honesty, I can imagine how difficult it must be trying to explain to a bank or everyday people what you do for a living. Everyone wants to know how you make money, and if you’re part of society.
@@EmperorZ19 the problem is she’s basically a secret streamer. Since she doesn’t want to connect her private identity to her public, so answering that way is entirely unhelpful. Honestly I would just say I do online porn and be done with it lmao
@@codytappen Yeah no lmao, if Hololive got a whiff that Ina told their bank that she's an Internet Porn Star she'll absolutely got terminated for defamation
A good way to dodge that bullet would be to say "Im working on the entertainment division of a tech company". If they ask the name of it they say "CoverCorp", most bank personel aint going to check deeper than that... now if its a fan of Hololive that knows that CoverCorp owns them then it could be ankward.
Ina will go somewhere and be trying to have a serious conversation with someone but when she notices a little squid on their desk or wall, will get constantly distracted thinking about it and looking over at it trying to figure out what normal people say in this scenario.
it'd be absolutely hilarious if ina's bank manager was a tomodachi and recognized her voice. "don't worry tak - uuuuuuuh . . . ma'am. We've got you covered!" ;)
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As long as Ina doesn't say "I work on the internet entertaining lots of guys and get money for it" it won't sound _too_ sus or yabai
𝙋𝙐𝘿𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂?!
@@Rizulix DON'T QUESTION IT, JUST GO WITH THE FLOW
@@Rizulix LOL
TBF she could probably just say that and save herself all the following questions cuz they probably wouldnt want pry too much about it
Would irys say that though?? With the intention of sounding pure
Bank: "So what's your job?"
Ina: "I'm a priestess of the Ancient Ones"
Bank: "What"
Ina: "I mean... Entertainment company"
Bank: "So what's your job?"
Ina: "I'm a priestess of the Ancient Ones"
Bank: "What"
Ina: "What"
I mean scientologists must have a bank, if you said "I'm a cult leader" they'd probably just be like, "Okay then"
Yagoo: "but we're idol company remember?"
Entertainment company of the Ancient Ones?
Bank: Hai...
"I work for an entertainment company overseas that oversees online content creators. The company is still growing and I currently have about 1.3 million small time Investors"
Hmm.. this seems plausible 👍
Bank- go on....
“Investor” probably wouldn’t be the best word to use since not every subscriber is a channel member.
small time? nah bro
@@lucasm.3864 but it would still work out while explaining it to others
Ina is going to get recognized one day, not because of her voice or anything, but because she got caught staring at some takodachi merch.
A short woman in sunglasses and a face mask suspiciously staring at a booth of funny looking octopi plushies...
Yeah that would probably be her, carry on with your day good sir/madam nothing to see here!
I'd probably stare at takodachi merch too...
Wait, does that mean I'm Ina???
Or because she instinctively bonked her barber who touched her hair
@@jseeker1867
We're all ina
@@ashfl999 Yeah and once you ask her "I-Ina?" she runs away like this:
ruclips.net/video/9TtH0ORlzak/видео.html
Other people before a speech: "Imagine they are in their underwear."
Ina before a speech: "Just imagine they are all Takodachi"
Well, considering how she doesn't want people to know that, I think that wouldn't be good
"oya oya, what a cute banker"
I think you misunderstood, that was her fear, after her managers said people would recognize her voice in public. That's why she said "I forget how to speak" in the last scenario with the takodachi desk toy, because that normie was actually a takodachi, and if she were to start talking...
The Takodachi thing is more efficient for me too
@@swizzler Lol yeah, if we ever see a stuttering Korean(?) girl next to a takodachi toy, we must protect and cover for her - and not reveal her secret once she puts on a bad fake voice.
Ina: “I am currently working from home for an entertainment company in Japan”
Bank: “You remind me of the term Vtuber my som always talk about in Japan, uh, I think it HollowLive or something”
Ina *sweating ink*: “ha ha”
Sir I don't know what's Hololive but I know Holilive
HollowLife, what a great name for an entertainment company!
@@amirmajid5111 Sir I don't know what's Holilive but I know LoliLive
@@einaol *knock knock*
Ancient ones whisper in her ear: Shall we silence her?
Ina: As a warning to the boy. He too is one of us.
Ina: "Going outside and talking to people is scary."
Ina-troverts: *"We relate to this on a spiritual Level!!"*
So I aint old enough to work which means my stress question is actually
"What do you want to do for a living"
??? live ??? Idk I’ve been clueless for years and ppl keep acting like the answer will magically come to me
@@OKmonAMI same here , I relate to this on a regular basis
Hmmmmmmmmm
@@OKmonAMI You just live one day after another. Pay your own bills, buy your own food, and that's enough.
@@axellyann5085bruh why does life suck ?
No emo intended basically just facts
Life sounds like a whole ass chore
Here school daily stress daily work if u aint social you’re fucked
Done with school ? Here actual work of u didn’t find smt to trick urself into enjoying you’re fucked
Done with work ? You can finally relax but you’re old your body’s fucked you have nothing to do except watch the new generation becoming stupid
The Bank: "So what do you do for a living?"
"I run a secret society and im raising funds and followers in order to be able to take over the world!!"
The Bank: "Vtubing it is then.."
Yamada: ...
Yamada: Hey, that's my line!
I have a somewhat professional line that all of the V-tubers could use.
"I work as a Voice Actress for an Entertainment Company but I'm not permitted to disclose anymore information as part of an NDA."
It's simple, explains why her face isn't recognizable publicly and the NDA statement means "non disclosure agreement." Meaning it's legally something she can't say.
Heck, I bet they _do_ have something in their contract that says to avoid disclosing their affiliation with Hololive in real life, much like an NDA.
It's either surprisingly effective or doesn't work at all. Some people think NDA means there's a secret they can learn if they ask enough. When really the NDA line is because I'm not at work and don't want to talk about work. I like my job, but I get enough of my job when I'm there.
This is probably the simplest explanation that gets straight to the point.
That's not gonna fly with people outside the industries.
Someone that doesn't know what NDA is will suspect you and keep asking, like auntie next door or something.
If you ask me why ...
I once worked for a movie company in the US and need to sign an NDA.
The problem is, I'm not sure how much I can say without getting me sued and enough that people don't mistake me as a drug dealer.
Unknown to most people, a VFX artist does look the same as an addict, especially near the deadline.
Unkempt hair, long beard, drowsy unfocus eyes, dirty and old cloth buying cheap food late at night.
Can't say I'm not to blame.
Yea, the outside world is annoying.
@@Tokanya It would at least work in the bank. Employees there should be professional enough not to ask such things. General description for the bank is usually enough unless you have unusual or suspicious transactions. Given we do not know if hololive vtubers get monthly transfers from hololive or youtube, or perhaps it is a mix of both. But regular transactions from companies that bank recognize by simply using google should not raise concerns.
“What do you do for your job?”
“I turn people into violet eldritch cephalopods and feed them cookies.”
Greatest job ever XD
Bank: understandable. Have a nice day
Jobs that would sound believable enough in Ina's case that wouldn't raise too many red flags/follow-up questions:
* Digital Art department
* Marketing department
* Quality assurance tester
* Receptionist
* Sleep therapist
* Trainer (art teacher - 549,99 per class)
It boils down to where the moneyflow comes from, whether the amount makes sense and such. I'm sure Cover is creative enough to have a few more ideas how to make things believable.
$549,99? what a deal!
If I read this comment without any background knowledge I'd think Cover was a criminal organization.
Or just say illustrator, cause her works pass as done by pros
Say she works high up on content creation for a Japanese company but would rather not talk about the specifics
[[549.99 KROMER]]?? WHATADEAL
Ina sees someone with a Takodachi plushie or something and her voice instantly drops 5 octaves
Just imagine how happy the Takodachi would be if they somehow managed to realize who she was.
@@riviere6273 True but sadly if memory serves, if their IRL identity is leaked they get fired/ graduate. Part of the contract, again if memory serves.
So if this miracle ever did happen that person would have to vow silence or be dealt with by the ancient ones...
Jokes aside though, if you ever learn of their IRL identity & you leaked it you would have to deal with a literal army sized angry mob, & you would be responsible for destroying their livelihood.
It's one of the many reasons I despise the people that post videos of real voice of ___, true identity of ___. If they're right and they pick up enough traction to be noticed by the company in question they can literally end a person's career, livelihood, dreams and ambitions.
@@lorde0147 it doesn't get them fired for accidentally revealing her identity. It's mostly just for safety against antis.
@@lorde0147 it also depends on if it actually gets out.
IIRC Ina's fan base is quite chill, so I'd say it's likely that they would be willing to keep the secret.
@@lorde0147 I mean most of their irl identities are leaked right?
Bank: "What is your job ?"
Ina:"I sell cookies to my hungry fellowship !"
Bank looks at Inas account: "That's a lot of cookies !!!"
They are top quality cookies, homemade btw
That sounds more sus, she might even be suspectex of dealing LMAO
I mean…
Cover deals with nakirium, asacoco and a bunch more
now imagine the bank employee being a takodachi and trying to stay professional with the priestess infront of them and ina explaining stuff in normie terms
They get through the entire conversation and the bank person is like, "Alright, have a good day. Oh yes, one last thing...WAH"
@@tnwagn Poor Ina would faint right at that moment.
@@TheAndrain Best course of action would be her dead serious look and ask "what"
@@tnwagn nonono, imagine the bank person saying in a lowkey voice... "long live the taco!"
The bank employee being a takodachi might worship her in secret
Bank employee: pulls out a Tako mug and takes a sip 'intresting tell me more'.
Ina should just say "I'm a professional weeb."
Back when the VTuber boom started, I said to a friend that becoming a Vtuber was the next level of weeb: why just watch anime characters when you can BECOME an anime character?
But then you have to be prepared to explain what a weeb is.
Weeb with job
@@comrademays9631 thats me
@@JoshTheValiant and convert the bank normie to a fellow weeb.
*"I'm not comedian, I'm not that funny"* said Ina who's really good at making puns xD
Aww poor Ina, that's too relatable for introverts.
It's time takodachi! We need to make our own bank so Ina can safely go there without being asked too much. Make a safe haven for introverts 😆
Yeah true , you have my full support
Mama Ina with the dad jokes.
Every Ina stream = funnier than Amy Schumer's whole career, so I guess if Amy is a comedian, Ina is one too.
@@sarcasm-83
Not really fair comparison though.
Even a empty ketchup bottle making fart noises is funnier than Amy.
--- nevermind, I miss read it.
@@squigglymustache9724 lol, I suppose you have a point anyway
I love how it’s an almost universal thing among everyone in Hololive that the second they get asked what their job is they just start sweating loudly
Cuz stalkers... sigh.
@@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 that and the tendency for old farts to call jobs pertaining to internet entertainment "not real jobs"
@@freecomkcf also too damn true.
Ina: "I work for an online entertainment company doing streaming and funded by live donations from the viewers."
Banker: "Uhhhh-huh...." *writes down OnlyFans under employer*
But OF isn’t for streaming.
@@scurreith3667 Is that so? I obviously wouldn't know. 😏
"What do you do?"
"Lead an army of squishy lads to war against the phoenix variant of KFC"
The real solution to the question.
"So what's your job?"
"I'm cute."
good enough a job but might give away
So she's a model
Agree👍
I would suggest "I work for an overseas media company that produces music and online videos." as a concise explanation.
"I work for [the] company" leaves it vague whether you're a manager, producer, technician, or entertainer.
"overseas" explains to the bank why your primary paycheck comes from Japan.
"that produces music and online videos" cuts off most follow-up questions about the company. If they're exceptionally nosy, they might ask "what kind of music", but you can then answer honestly that it's a wide variety of genres, but largely jpop.
yeah sounds good
I'm pretty sure a company needs to create a US subsidiary to legally hire US employees (not sure about other countries). So it's not like the payment would come directly from an overseas account.
@@trentondawn I get where you're coming from and to an extent that makes sense, but also raises a lot of thorny questions. For example, did they have to have founded the US branch for Coco, who was a US citizen living in Japan at the time? If not, then is Calli in the same category as Coco in terms of payment mechanism and is considered "Japanese" despite logistically being in the EN? If THAT is the case, what happens if Calli decides to move back to the US (do they retroactively move her to the US shell company)? Or for that matter, what happened with Kiara when she moved back to the EU (did they make an entire EU shell company for just 1 talent)? Was there a Australia shell that was just unused between Haachama returning to Japan and Council's debut; or was the AUS shell completely abolished and reformed anew?
@@dragonbretheren I'm not a lawyer or accountant, so I might just be completely wrong, but my understanding is that things definitely change if you're living outside the US. But you definitely have a point that the scale of the company might not make subsidiaries practical (my experience is only working for corporations so they might just do things differently)
Ina: "I work for an entertainment company overseas."
Bank: "You wouldn't happen to be one of those streamers with the cartoon girl avatars, would you?"
Ina: "Wouldn't that be something?" *immediately walks off suspiciously*
1:03 Ahh, the cute Ina is still in denial.
Don't worry priestess, all of the HoloMem go through that stage.
Person:"so what do you do for a living?"
Ina : *panic intensifies* lol
It's very easy really, She works as a voice actress for an entertainment agency overseas. Totally just a normal girl who does voice stuff and not a priestess for some elder god or something
Actually that is pretty spot on. Voice actress and content creator.
Then they're interested and ask what roles she's voice acted for
@@Garnzlok then you drop "Haha, sorry can't talk about it too much there's a NDA" boom super impressive
@@wakechi1905 And that kinda thinking is what earns the big bucks.
I just imagine a Takodachi Bank Teller be like:
"ok its seems everything is in order my Prieste... I mean Miss Ina"
Bank Teller; _Humu Humu_
*Miss Ninomae
@@Leo-ok3uj Ninomae Ina'Miss.
@@bonogiamboni4830
GOD DAMIT
HOW I DIDNT THOUGHT ABOUT THAT ONE
Ina: *S T R E S S 1 9 9*
Ina when she goes to see everyone HoloEN for 3D Model
Airlines: So Miss *checks paper* Ina, what do you do for living
Ina: ... i am a international businesstako on a very important international business trip
Meanwhile, Gura...
Airlines: Hello sweety! Are you lost? Where are your parents?
Gura making angry shark noises.
More comedic but entertainment fits just as well
If someone says "I work for an...entertainment company." Im definitely assuming the worst😂
That's EXACTLY what happened to Kiara. She said "entertainment company" and her friends immediately assumed "porn". She very quickly corrected them after that.
@@useraccount333 Hey whatever it goes... one has to work to get that bread, am I right ?
I dont like banks asking many questions, or stop my credit card because you buy Ina's pillow online.
That actually happened to me with Gura's figurine. Although, I secretly thanked them later since I really shouldn't have been spending money on that kind of thing at the time, and I also should have gotten Korone's too so I don't pay for shipping twice.
Me: can I open a bank acc?
The bank: sure, what do you need it for?
Me: oh I don't know, saving money?
Like what else do they expect? I need a bank account to accept money from PayPal for my work lmao
"I work in an idol company" would've been the perfect way.
"I work for an japanese "entertainment" company, in the tentacle department."
Kinda counterintuitive you can't or shouldn't trust a bank with this information, nothing set up to say "my income is reliant on nondisclosure clauses, and I don't have the legal framework to give you the inside scoop." Hell some of their own workers aren't supposed to disclose that they work in a bank.
I love how when Ina said "I work for an entertainment company" and Yagoo's face appears
Calling them "Supporters" makes it sound like you are an OnlyFans performer.
"Clients" also sounds sus
@@BaconNuke "1.3 mil clients" Jesus
Audience is in the neutral
I'm surprised Hololive doesn't already have covers for their talent? They could theoretically for all intents and purposes (administrative, tax forms, legal) just have all of the talent under contract as "PR ambassadors" and it would still be true. Cover Corporation, Hololive Agency Branch, Public Relations Representative. On paper it just sounds like a typical corporate position. To anyone asking, it answers all questions without having to divulge any deeper. If someone does ask "what does your company do" then you just say "digital entertainment technologies like motion capture, VR, and online streaming tools"
Real question, does the hololive contract forbid them to be honest about their job even to the bank and authorities?
@@Iluvatar196 yes, your identity as vtuber must be secret... if they can, since girl like matsuri, noel, kiara 'accidentally' doxx themself in IRL stream (maybe they've got warning from Cover corp so forbidden to do IRL streaming again).
but you can say "i'm working for Cover Corporation, the japan company as a staff in digital entertainment division"
that still honest answer.
@@pocapele Wait, they doxx themselves on real life streams? What did you mean, I've never been really into the streams and I'm more of a casual fan.
So do you mind to explain how does that happened?
@@Iluvatar196 If things get serious with authorities, they usually can get sensitive information if it's pertinent/ relevant. But it it's at that point... something's up they should be more concerned with than keeping their vtubing secret
@@un_usuario_y_ya5651 some of them while streaming in their other accounts accidentally refer to themselves as their hololive character.
"I'm a professional anime girl on the internet."
In all honesty, I can imagine how difficult it must be trying to explain to a bank or everyday people what you do for a living. Everyone wants to know how you make money, and if you’re part of society.
"Streamer" isn't all that unusual as a profession these days. A few older folks might not know what that is, but I'd wager a decent majority do now.
@@EmperorZ19 the problem is she’s basically a secret streamer. Since she doesn’t want to connect her private identity to her public, so answering that way is entirely unhelpful. Honestly I would just say I do online porn and be done with it lmao
@@codytappen till someone wants to watch said porn
@@codytappen Yeah no lmao, if Hololive got a whiff that Ina told their bank that she's an Internet Porn Star she'll absolutely got terminated for defamation
A good way to dodge that bullet would be to say "Im working on the entertainment division of a tech company". If they ask the name of it they say "CoverCorp", most bank personel aint going to check deeper than that... now if its a fan of Hololive that knows that CoverCorp owns them then it could be ankward.
"I sell drugs, hardcore drugs"
And get arrested.
Ina will go somewhere and be trying to have a serious conversation with someone but when she notices a little squid on their desk or wall, will get constantly distracted thinking about it and looking over at it trying to figure out what normal people say in this scenario.
I don't know which is more awkward, the bank not understanding what a vtuber is, or the bank instantly understanding what a vtuber is
Imagine, Ina planning all of these and she'll just say "I'm an Idol" then proceeds to never speak again
An Online Idol needs to be a well known occupation someday.
Banker: What is your occupation?
Ina: I'm a comedian.
Ina: "I'm not a comedian I'm not that funny"
Takodachis: "press x to doubt"
"I work for a digital media company" is what you need.
the Yagoo backdrop when she says "entertainment company" was a nice touch
"My company oversees the creation of memes overseas"
I was not watching but hearing ina's stream and this part was hilarious, people around me were like: bro what are you laughing at?
Just imitate Yagoo's words, "cutting edge entertainment company". There are no more questions needed
"I am an Idol, a virtual Idol" That would be a nice answer
this stream was an endless well of joy forreal tho
the yagoo overlay had me dying
*Ina's first sentence is big mood*
Imagine if the bank employee actually ended up being a takodachi.
'Entertainment Industry in the field of content and video creation, and intercontinental collaboration. '
For situations like these its important to write a script and rehearse it.
Banker:
"Don't care where the money comes from. We just take it aaaaand it's gone. Next please. 🙂"
Ina: i had alot of takos pay me
Bank: wtf?
Ina: investors
Audience would be the word.
And yet up to this day, the bank only knows Ina as Michael Moose.
omg your new outfit is so wonderful, your ears are so cute.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Uhhh...work."
“So what do you do for a living?”
“I’m an artist.”
“Really? Cause it says here you get sudden donations of $10-$500…”
“I’m a *really* good artist”
Bank: What do you do for a living?
Ina: I give people diabetes.
I work for an over seas "entertainment company", with lots of "clients" all around the world. That definitely sounds waaaay more sus
That sounds wrong on so many levels
@@ordinarydude2237 She gets primarily paid in tips, as well as "merchandise" sales of her "image".
Sus
If banks call you what you doing it just meant she is flowing with money in short amount of time. Good for ina.
Ina: "Comedian? I'm not a comedian. I'm not that funny."
Me: *wheezes*
On the desk of the banker Ina is meeting with: An Ina nenderoid
Ina: [sweats]
The best way to describe an "Entertainment Company or Vtuber Company" was a Talent Agency focuses on RUclips and other platform of social media
Yes, let them know that your tak- I mean investors have branched out into research and development.
"Online contractor in the media and services industry."
She's an artist and an entertainer.
Ina: "I work for an entertainment company!"
Bank: "Ah I see that's what they call Hololive nowadays correct?"
Ina: *Surprised tako face*
yagoo being layered on top is sending me
This is the same energy explaining it to my parents who does not know tech that much.
Ina's such a sweet bean, good gods
She could say she is a comedian that also draws extremely well.
Ina: I'm not that funny
Takos: we disagree
Let's gooo, we've been promoted to 'investors'!!
I'd say "I work for a tech company. I test and model for virtual animation technology"
SHES SOOO CUTE!!!💜💜💜💜💜💜
"I am an artist"
Bank: That's so very very sad, want a loan
We like to think of ourselves as patrons of the arts
The best way I've heard to explain it is that they do online seminars
"I'm a primary talent in a multinational entertainment company."
The fade in Yagoo gets me everytime.
"I do gigs and get a cut of each ticket sold."
"I work for a company of comedians, and we're sometimes singers too"
She stresses too much over this. I'm sure most people at banks would just be like "uh.. ok.."
“Im basically an internet radio host with a subscription and gratuity monetization model… subscribers and tips… yup”
it'd be absolutely hilarious if ina's bank manager was a tomodachi and recognized her voice. "don't worry tak - uuuuuuuh . . . ma'am. We've got you covered!" ;)
(one week later)
Ina: "Wait! Why is there an extra $10,000 in my bank account?!?"
@@FoxNinja4000 Bank Manager: My personal Ina-vestment for your job
Ina: "I work with Takos"
Bank: "yo quiero taco bell"
Imagine if Ina's bank teller had Takodachi merch on their desk
soo cute. yeah i think if someone has ina merch, they would recognize her voice right away LOL
I would laugh if the bank person was a fellow tako and translated her normie speech back to weeb xD
Ina: I work for an overseas online entertainment company
Bank employee: imagine you were a V-tuber
Ina: what are the chances huh... (Walks away)
Ina: "I work for an entertainment company."
Anya: "I'm not interested in any entertainment company! I'm an Idol!"
I mean make it sound super grand. "I''m part of a massive comedian troupe and i'm always on tour without actually going anywhere."