HONEST Peugeot/Citroen Commercial
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2023
- this video is an honest fan made commercial for Peugeot/Citroen vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make
contact email:
contact email:
Dytastic34@gmail.com
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Voice-over:
JessyCauseyVO@gmail.com
youtube: / @jessycausey
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Song used:
MOVE LIKE THAT
by WLDHRT
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mods:
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Jeep Wrangler
Dodge Charger
Maserati granturismo
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script:
This
Oh god damn it, do we have to do this one?
Fine lets do it
Just remember you asked for it
Our cars are terrible
Seriously
The only fast thing in our cars
is our...
Take your time
Is our drivers in bed
They look as good as your mom in jean shorts
they’re as reliable as north Korean missiles
And we use so much plastic we make phub look like an environmental organization
But no matter how terrible they are
Which is alot
our cars are loved world wide
No they’re not
Our cars are loved world wide
“not”
Just look at Iran they make and sell a crap ton of them
Mostly because they don’t have a choice
But it still counts
Although Our drivers aren’t any better
The majority of them are non carguys that are super PC and drive like NPCs
And the minority are carguys that thought having a french car makes more sense than having a polo
But they’re French so no one cares what they think
Its not like we’re small or don’t have the resources
We own a chunk of stellantis and are technically related to these cars
Some say its a tactic to make cars that are so terrible that it makes the rest of the lineup look great
But im afraid that was an unintended byproduct
I mean sure we’ve made a cool car here and there but even a broken clock is right twice a day
People give us props for being cool in the group B era but so was ford
And their car basically ended the damn sport
Peugeot/Citroen
We don't need a tagline because we honestly couldn't care less
please stop telling people you got a great deal, you really didn't
Also Your hatchback isn't a hot hatch its barely even a car
#ad #peugeot #citroen #car
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Why not more "Honest Commercials"? They're super fun.
probably ran out of ideas
@@tytherealcarperson3702 nah he mentioned that he wanted to do different stuff and post it from now on
He did not do Bugatti
He has to find leaked car mods to steal
agread
fun fact: the best performing car in the MOOSE test is still, after all these years, a citroen
I thought Tesla jumped them
Was it a xantia?
@@igorl6753Indeed, a Xantia Activa V6
This is fake news
@@mattlittlej Jumped them almost 30 years after
When he covers *these* two before Mazda..... 😭
fr. mazda needs more love
Yeah, probably cuz there are barely any Mazda mods
maybe there are 2 good ones that are free but they are old as hell
Maybe its because mazda actually make good underrated cars?
Or Chrysler....or Ram..
Jessie is the best voice actor ever. He deserves go be in movies. HE MADE FRENCH CARS SOUND KINDA COOL!!
yeah, like he said, sometimes they still suck
I'm flattered. Really.
but french cars are cool
@@este_marco il y en a quelques unes qui sont sympa sinon pour travailler chez peugeot citroen c'est pas....
Die Ente (the duck) was a cool French car...I do not know if it is called in English also Duck tho😆 Edit also the Citroen DS!!!
Noooooo I don't want these Commercials to End! They're the only ones I'm willing to watch! And That I'm excited for!!
Where did he said he was ending them??
@@KyrosTheWolf 2:25
He ran out of car brands, what else do you expect him to do? Start making them up?
@@enzoperruccio Did they do vlovo?
You might also enjoy BosnianApeSociety's "BMW M-Rock" ad, it's a similar line of humor.
The idea people have of Peugeot and citroen is just horrible, specialy in the US. But actually I would say that recently those brands have got some good inovative designs and about reliability I think they are a lot more reliable than what people think they are. Just look at those maniac van drivers always pushing the company car to the limit xD
Great video! Always makes me laugh :)
The design was allways inovative. The reliability dropped tho
Peugeots are still immense fun to drive. Some of the best drivetrains around, literally.
Citroen was innovative ever since, any car guy knows that. They had hydraulic suspension, monocoque chassis, world first FWD production car - all that in the 1930s... Then coems the DS, SM, Xantia Activa.
@@jondasek that's very true. Citroën did such inovations... The Ds was just way ahead of its time
@@nighteagle7299they get less innovative and more "normal" with every new model.
It's sad, really.
As a 2001 Peugeot 307 1.6 16V driver I love my car. It's reliable and looks alright. It's starting to catch some rust here and there nowadays but the engine is perfect. That thing never gave me a major problem or a crater in my wallet
Tbh mid 2000's French cars are not bad at all considering the price, as long as you stay away from AL4 automatic transmission ones
Yup and the RS serie is prety solid
The TU engine is known to be a simple and yet very good engine in terms of conception and reliability. It was equipped on a lot of cars of that era: Peugeot 106, Renault Clio 1, Citroën Saxo, Citroën Berlingo 1, Peugeot Partner 1,etc...
My father owns a 2004 307 SW diesel, biggest POS anyone in my family ever purchased, that thing will just randomly leave him at the side of the road at least once a year, if not multiple times, absolute money pit that he cant get rid of cause everyone here knows how bad they are.
Definitely a unique example
Petition to not let this series end
👇
🖋️
Signed
Signed.
fine okay i signed
Signed
Citroën actually made lots of great cars between the 1930s and '80s: the Traction Avant, 2CV and Dyane (the cars which motorized France), DS/ID, SM, CX, BX and XM are icons of the high 20th Century, and still fondly remembered by petrolheads. The fact it nowadays just churns out tons of insignificant cars makes us sad, but lest we forget its past grandiosity.
All car companies are pumping out insignificant crap these days. It's all just ugly crossovers or overpriced Tesla wannabes like the EQS.
Hell, the Citroën C5X is actually pretty cool. Or would be if they offered it with the hydropneumatic suspension.
Peugeot also produces the most popular car in Europe, the 208, which is a very attractive looking car. Haven't driven one so I can't say more though.
They made the ami, wich is good
They made pretty good cars even after that in my opinion, like the C4, C5, C6
@@Sparkpluggy The C5X suspension is still quite comfy tho. I mean, I'm sure my hydraulic C5 is better but who knows :)
@@SparkpluggyI have a friend who has a 208 it's really cool . Corners well too like every Peugeot
next one BETTER NOT BE THE LAST ONE! KEEP EM ROLLING IN !!
2:18 yes wtf
My boy I LOVE the honest car commercials DO THEM MORE!
the next one will be the last so.....
@@RZVVN_ What? Why?
@@dodge1515It's on screen at the very end of the video
I've always had Peugeots at home and despite them serving me well (we retired our trusty 406 recently) I found this HONEST commercial hilarious! Also the Picasso was (and still is IMO) unbeatable as a MPV family car. PS: More commercials!!
My dad had a 406 too. The only thing that broke was the only thing that wasn't from the factory, the alarm ☠️😂
0:47 I agree also you forgot about the 18 year olds putting plumbing systems as an exhaust
People like me.
Putting a tube on a 30 yo 306 1.9TD
not me tho
Please don't end this series, its too much fun 😂. Thats literally the reason we watch the content of your channel.
My dream car as a kid was the 206 because of NFS Underground 2.
I remember it looked really modern for the early 2000s standards. French cars usually have great designs.
You can still buy one brand new from Iran, you'll could go to turkey to buy one if you don't want to go all the way to Iran
@vasopel the ones made in Iran are fragile and come with a shit engine, he could buy an original good 206 from France with a better engine and body.
@@theonlyzarkharis1478 I haven't seen any reports saying that the Iranian made Peugeots are badly made,you are actually the first one (so far) to say it.
@vasopel we have them here in Algeria, old French ones are still running while Iranian ones are disappearing already.
@@vasopel Older Brazilian ones are also hard to come by, since they were not adapted to resist the tropical climate.
French cars are awesome and for luxury they are the best for their price. You cant get a better mid-range luxury vehicle than a Citroen for the same price.
citroen c5 and c6 are the best cars
@@owerfoxxd3832 facts 🗿🗿🗿
Eh renault made good cars tbh.
For real had DS (former Citroën) good engines.
They would have destroyed entry level BMW, Mercedes and Audi.
@@ousou78 stop the cap 😂😂😂
Damn, the next will be the last one? The favourite series will be forever remembered on the internet
do not end this series, it is literally why I'm here for
In Iran, there is a car called "Peugeot Pars" which is essentially a modified version of the 406. Unfortunately, many "car guys" believe that it is the best car in the world, even better than a Lamborghini, and refer to it as "the king of the road."
شوتی on top😂
There's plenty of brands left for honest commercials. You should keep doing them even if you step away and do it less frequently
To be fair, my parents switched from VW to Peugeot and never regret it a single day
Peugeot propaganda detected
VAG Vehicles were the good shit like 15- 20 years ago.
y know the 1.9 TDI, 1.8T, a for real Golf GTi, the T3 and T4 are invincible even today etc...
I have a 301 HDI and so far so good
@eljaibas they have/had two 208 a 207cc and a 3005 and only had small problems, while their last Passat fell apart on it's own
I will accept this only if that peugeot it's a diesel.
1:45 dude that got me! I got a 206, and the clock in that is broken too lmao
I don't want this series to end tho
1:51 was this a fatal accident???
Absolutely, both drivers killed
@@justaviel3485 OK I researched it. Only one was killed. Mark Surer survived. Because his Co driver died nobody has ever thought about it. But Mark Surer is likely to be greatest survivor in motorsport history. He was ejected and burnt alive. Basically a mix of Ina Kier's accident and Tetsuya Ota. Insanely lucky.
My dad drove a Peugeot 308 SW until it died with 400.000km on the odometer. It was cheap and reliable. Startup and go (even with -20°C outside)
I know a 407 with more than 1 mill in the clock. It was mostly used on highways but it's still impressive. And in Morocco there are a tons of french cars with high mile. The only thing bad in french cars is the electronic, and sometimes the complicated hydraulic systems.
How did it die?
@@akuma2534just watching how in Africa pretty much every taxi is a Peugeot 405 says a lot about this car.
How and WHY IS THIS ONLY 128K views seriously... I guess it takes time for some stuff to blow up
-sarcastically funny
-good shit
-27 racoons out of 5 pecans
Well done ...
Edit : holy shit the honesty ads are a gem mine GOLD MINE DIMAONDS ?
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In defens of citroen. They made the most comfortable suspebsions EVER. And in defnese of Peugeot, they made the best hothaches in the past. And overal french cars are usualy pretty well enginierd if you ignore the electronic stuff. (They still got no excuse for the terribly unreliable shitboxes they make today tho)
Jessie is hilarious in these commercials I hope to see him in some real ones
(His whine/squeak had me weak lmao)
Thank you.
You will hopefully soon. I got into an agency that focuses on commercials
i watched that in front of my family and im now on the run
@@JessyCausey best of luck to you buddy I'm excited
as someone who drives a Citroen Xsara Picasso with a 2.0l diesel HDI engine, this is real (btw that engine is indestructible)
We ditch it 10 years ago because the trunk keep opening by himself.. But the car itself was sooo good
how can you NOT love pug and citroen? there is some FANTASTIC heritage here, from the best Gtis ever to the Traction Avant. ok, theyve mad a lot of crap, but so many cool ones too!
Fun fact: EVERY SINGLE CAR INTERIOR IN THIS WORLD IS MADE OUT OF OLASTIX
PLEASE DONT END THIS THEY ARE AMAZING I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
NO ITS SUCH A GREAT SHOW. DONT END IT
Where did he said he was ending them??
@@KyrosTheWolf the very end it says hes gonna end them
@@KyrosTheWolf at the end of the video lol
Fun fact: The Citroen DS was a revolutionary car back in 1969 for its moving headlights when you steer the wheel around and the hydraulic suspension, going through bumps without any single effort. The Citroen in the past are also known for their very good suspension technology. They may be ugly, not reliable and all but they had more quirks than your average shitbox corolla
fun fact: The Toyota Century bashes the DS head in, French automakers should have stopped way earleir
@tanaka90 the Toyota Century has nothing to do with a Citroen DS, they are completly diffetent vehicles, even so Citroen always had better suspensions, the hydropneumatic suspensions they had in their vehicles was far ahead of its time, even Rolls Royce bought that system for the Phantom! Also some other fun facts: the Citroen DS could be driven with only three wheels and the Peugeot 504 was the first car in the Africa's deserts because of its reliability.
but they are not ugly and some are very reliable ( exept renault those are very very bad)
Citroen was good until got bought by Peugeot
@@MysticRixel and then bought by Stellantis (formerly known as FCA)
Aww man the next one is the last?
Make a Mazda one.
"Although our drivers aren't any better"
Yup, last time I zoomed right past Sebastien Loeb in his Citroen, I promise!
Also, 206 vs Clio, Twingo, or whatever car at the same price range, is always a win for the 206. Sorry!
I won't talk about Citroen Pluriel and other crap like that, tho. They never existed in the first place.
To be fair, Citroen was cool like a million years ago. DS, SM, CX, even the XM....
The 2cv too. Cheap, reliable and had a very innovative suspension.
I find it a crime that none of these Citroën were mentioned nor the successful Peugeot Le Mans winners (905 and 908)
You forgot ze ZX
C6 too
my mother and father owned both Citroen and Peugeot cars, I must respectfully disagree with the claims made in the video. In my experience, these cars have proven to be incredibly durable, reliable, and easy to drive. They've held up well over the years and have been nothing sort of a pleasure to handle on the road.
Every car brand has its unique features and target audience, and what might not work for one person could be a perfect fit for someone else. It's unfair to label these cars as terrible and slow when many drivers, myself included, have had great experiences with them.
Additionally, it's essential to remember that calling people 'bad drivers' based on their choice of car is unfair and unfounded. Driving skills are not determined by the car model but rather by individual experience, adherence to traffic rules, and responsible driving habits.
Let's embrace the diversity of opinions and experiences in the automotive world, acknowledging that each brand has its strengths and areas for improvement. It's through constructive dialogue that we can better appreciate the beauty of all cars and make informed decisions based on our preferences and needs.
Safe and enjoyable driving to all, regardless of the car you choose
and also hell naw dude calling my mother a npc
1:02 Iranian here, can confirm every young adult with enough savings has a 206/207
Even I'm saving up for a second hand one
How much are cars there in Iran? I heard they are really expensive?
@@souvikrc4499 An arm, a leg, and a kidney in this economy, for a car made from worst metarials known to man, and assembled by mentally challenged monkeys.
As a french guy i’m honored to see some french brands get destroyed by a a people who is not from France (we don’t say baguette at every phrase)
You said baguette.
As a Frenchman, trust me those brands can be destroyed enough by frenchpeople themselves.
2:08 ah yes, fight him
"we use so much plastic that we make cornhub look like a nature organisation" that killed me
Damn, that hurts, Citroen Xantia Activa, Xsara WRC, 206 WRC, 205 T16, this is what you should have talked about 😂😭😭
You should do an Honest Volvo Commercial. Well done with all the vids BTW, always in for a laugh when these come out :)
Jessy is an Awesome voice actor!!! And the bloopers are great haha. Should be in commercials and movies. Also WHat is the next step for DYTASTIC?
Gonna be in some video games coming up :)
Also. Thank you for spelling my name correctly :`)
First one to do so
@@JessyCausey Oooh Im excited now congrats!!! That's awesome you're an awesome voice actor
Proud of you these keep getting better and better
"pooiejewie / sit-tro-ehn"
best line ever
As a DS employee i felt left out
Yeah but the Peugeot 306 Convertible is very well styled (Pininfarina) and especially with the Palm Beach leather, it is magnificent
i love the fact that you had to put a disclaimer infront of the ferrari one but no other ones at all. what are going to make after these? love this content!
As a peugeot owner this is great. You missed the part where your friends, family and ceo will tell you to buy a new car.
This is pure gold 😂😂
I'm a car guy and drive a Peugeot because I can't afford anything else. Also, having a Peugeot as a car guy has its perks, because then you'll hate your car and won't feel bad about driving the wheels off of it.
Old Peugeots everywhere where live, with a whole plumbing system for their exhausts aswell
im french, this is indeed honest and accurate. i litteraly CANNOT car shop for anything good brand new EXEPT for alpine, foreign brands, or the used market.
These two made the best publicities in history tho 😂
(For example a citroen catapulted from the big nuclear baguette aircraft carrier then lands on a big nuclear baguette submarine )
Gosh - every true mechanic knows deep down in his heart that André Citorën, Renault, Panhard&Levassor and soooo many other French inventors and companies DID have great influence in the automobile as we know it today but it's sooo hard admitting it. I never get tired of wondering how companies that were there from almost the beginning until today and are valued as 'big players' still haven't got the hang of HOW to construct/develop a car right - I mean: they do almost everything differently and not in a good way ... so much time and knowledge spend, so few lessons learned. But yeah - PSA and Opel are quite the perfect match like Ford and VAG might become. I fix cars of any brand here in good 'ol Germany but if there is anything work releated that I almost scorn as much as VAG it is french cars and their (in my opinion) downright stupid philosophy behind engineering. The money you save by buying a Dacia or PSA you gonna invest tenfold in repair and for rental cars - I just love how most of the 'French community' makes fun about Daimler or BMW owners and how much money they wasted - sad truth is that most traditional premium owners of reliable platforms (don't gimme crap about 2-Series or wannabe luxury A-Class and stuff) are saving way more money and are putting down serious mileage with their cars without ever meeting troubles like the French enthusiasts in the first months of ownership. Well - to each his own ... Love what you love but don't point you fingers at others while you don't do any better than them ;-)
As always - great honest commercial :-D
Peugeots need on time by the book maintenance and they last over 300k.
Owned 4 Peugeots and 2 Renaults, not a single breakdown. Currently got a 5008 and last gen 308GTI.
Looking forward to a 508 GT Sportswagon next year to retire the 5008.
My 230k 206 thats been abused like hell is still going strong, electronics are a bit wonky tho.
What are you saying? The whole history of Citroen, of course with mistakes and exceptions liek every other car maker, is of innovation, the world's firsts and amazing cars like Citroen Traction Avant, DS, SM, Xantia, even the C5 and C6 were amazingly comfortable and reliable cars, the most comfortable in their respective classes... Why do people always have to sh*t on French cars I don't understand.
@@jondasek Please re-read my post: I said that it IS common knowledge how many important innovations and inventions the french brands had. Of course there are many happy owners out there (nothing wrong about that) - my point of view (and distaste) is NOT rooted by ownership but by 'mere maintenance and repair' I get in touch with as mechanic (working on those cars is not quite the standard experience in my opinion) ;-) Yeah, comfort and luxury of DS, SM and so on are legendary but so are the horror stories about the repairs on the hydraulics and the Maserati engines when they get older :-(
You're right: If you're dependent on a shop to get works and repair done and you 'just' drive your car you don't care (and see/know) that much (and as you said it shouldn't be much worse or better than any other brands) ... but if you get in touch more frequently with the 'other side' you will eventually see things differently.
@@Stag_Stopa Ok I get you, I know there were issues, but that can be said for thr Germans as well, for example the infamous BMW V8s that Idk if they even fixed now after 20 years. Actually the hydraulics in the last C5 or the C6 are very reliable, lasts for like 300,000 km stock, and even has some quite cheap replacement parts.
Damnnn 😂😂😂😂
Being Indian and someone who only recently got to test drive a citreon c3 I can confirm this is 100% true
lmao give me more details
How is it? I heard great things about power, steering feel ,ride and handling
How lol, i've had different citroens for years and they're good
@@pradhyudh They are very good this guy just doenst know anything
my 1.2t 208 took me everywere crosscountry. it was also very spacious and comfy. been on a track with it and literally moved apartments in it as well as some less innocent activites.
my driving mentor who was a rally racer got himself a citroen c4 cactus.
"...but so was Ford, and their car basically ended the damn sport."
Lancia: **Sweats profusely**
i've never even owned one and i know like half of this video is 100% accurate
No its not ;)
I've driven 2 Peugeots and my own Honda Accord. Out of those 2 Peugeots, my friends older 2005 307SW drove better than the almost brand new (my driving schools) 2021 Peugeot 208
the plastic part is true af so much fucking plastic
It is very accurate. Source: my dad owns one.
as an ex peugeot owner, this is 100% accurate, I mean they're alright I guess
no, they're not
@@ObeseAndy theyre alright sometimes, not most the time
@@ObeseAndywagons are pieces of crap.
It's more about the owners who buy these French cars... They don't service them and then end up 'unreliable'. It's more the people than the car itself.
Please don’t end this series
Nooooo, dont end plssss. The series is so epic
You forgot the part *"yes, we also using the Italian Fiat Ducato design and shape in our Peugeot Boxer/Citroen Jumper, because why not?"*
Watched a peugot driver in belgium yesterday powerslide his van around a corner on some backwards country roads like it was nothing. Peugot drivers are menaces
"The only thing that's fast ... 💀💀"
0:30
WHY STOPPING? Kepp doing it! It always makes me laugh
Peugeot: The only reason we're counted as cars is because we have four wheels and doors
Tbh whenever Stellantis buys a brand, the reliability tanks.
"Our customer are non-car guys and drive like NPCs."
Damn thats accurate af
This is the honest commercial ever. Can u please do one on the lesser know brands
come on man, they made good car, seriously, i love the Citroen zantia (2000cc)
and here in iran, its referred to as "Sultan", but in reality any iranian who is 20 years old just refers to any car as "sultan"
Also your hot hatchback isn't hot hatch, it's barely even a car. That line killed me 😀
Heres an interesting idea, an honest lada riva commercial
"Although our drivers arent any better-"
* me casually DYING of laughter *
Brilliant as always
please do an alfa romeo honest commercial!! love every one of your honest commercials!!
I will be entirely honest. While the reliablility thing is sometimes the case, modern day citroens and peugeots are absolutely lovely.
I honestly respect your efforts for making these goofy commercials, they really brighten my day and embrace the terrible characteristics of car brands. I do think that what you have already put out is enough; hell, there probably aren't too many more car brands out there anyway.
Man i love this series
C'mon man, I love Peugeots! I have a '07 206 sedan, 1.4 liter, naturally aspirated, 75 bhp in silver, damn that care took care of me. Will never sell it (btw we just hit 227.000 km)
When PSA bought FCA because let’s be honest they did. They said they aim to improve the reliability of FCA cars and when Peugeot says you need to be more reliable you know you messed up.
"but even a broken clock is right twice a day". Im using that
aww man these are my two fav car brands
You know Peugeot started scaring the Germans with the 205 1.9
I love your videos. even the soundtrack is is perfect. GOAT
Would've loved to see one of these about Holden!
Ah yes, Pooiejewie, my favorite car brand to roast during the tuesdays
I don't get why everybody hates on Peugeot. Their designs lately have been crazy good looking (imho the best in its price class). I'm pretty happy with my 308 from 2015. Comfy, beautiful and a fair price. But whatever... Hate on.
No, why you stopping the commercial, they make me laugh so hard when I watch them please dont stop
Why is the next one the last one? We all love them!
Ending the era of these commercials is like the end of the era of muscle cars. Maybe part 2’s????
Citroen C2 VTS owner here, yes it’s the most powerful spec, no it’s not a hot hatch. Just the only model that has enough power to move the damn car 😫
Frenchman here, and 80% approval from me. Hilarious.
Last honest commercial? Like seriously? I will miss those 😢😢
That Peugeot 405 in 1:04
Not only it is filmmed in iran but also found every where and loved by us(and everyone does that to it)
I will only accept the next commercial being the last one if it is an hour long special of every remaining car brand
Honest Cadillac commercial. We need it.