Mayonnaise Boy

Lyrics:
Talkin' 'bout Gorilla Grip
New ice trick learning today
Griptester sent in a tip
Askin' how much he should pay
Wants to see you on the floor
Icy surface fantasies
Pretend you're a TM car
Cover yourself in mayonnaise
Wirtual
Dirty little mayonnaise boy
Wirtual (yeah)
Sliding around on his kitchen floor
Wirtual
Dirty little mayonnaise boy
Wirtual (ooh, yeah)
Sliding around on his kitchen floor
Mayo poems flooding in
They could make a grown man cry
Much to Wirtual's chagrin
He can only ask: "but why?"
Oh, you should really just comply
Oh, you do not need to deny
Slathering will bring you joy
You are my little mayo boy
Wirtual
Dirty little mayonnaise boy
Wirtual (yeah)
Sliding around on his kitchen floor
Wirtual
Dirty little mayonnaise boy
Wirtual (ooh, yeah)
Sliding around on his kitchen floor