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The scariest thing about this whole thing is that when someone actually does get kidnapped and tries to think back to this, the only things that will come to mind is that screechy baby voice and that pumpkin head
"Has your head been cut off? Oh no. Well don't worry, all you need is a hot glue gun and a shoe lace and you'll be buying your kidnappers iPhone's in no time!"
🤣🤣🤣 me too!! My car's seat adjusting is all automatic. I would have to ask the bad guy to sit still so my seat can finish adjusting. I dont have a quick handle lift🤣🤣😭💀
@@angrymandanthecommenter the parents wearing ski masks holding the kidnappers as babies also wearing ski masks. As if kidnapper is like a race of person.
fun fact, the duct taped wrist escape actually works with zip ties too, if a singular zip tie is around your wrists in the same position. one of the very, VERY few actually legitimate hacks this channel has ever offered.
It's so strange that it is the only one that works, but it still looks like it was edited to make it look like it works, which makes it looks like it doesn't work.
@Hat Lock Productions as far as I've seen, it takes more effort, but you can do the same trick with multiple ties. You can also bend one leg up and slam it against your knee
The look on Danny's face as he went from dramatically going "ah ahh" to "oh crap its actually not breaking" but still laughing as he's getting strangled and nick just pointing out that he's choking Danny's while still going full force with it. Comedy gold lol
Reminds me of a just for fun film I did with my friends in college where I played the killer. I accidentally missed my mark for the choke scene and I immediately broke character to make sure she was okay and it was on film and everyone cracked up rewatching it later XD
@@Veefan3 it’s a running joke that danny and drew are the same person, so the first commenter said that drew closed the car door (drew was not in the video) so i thought it would be funny to say that danny wasn’t in the video instead :))
"Are you talking about a gun? Like this?" "Aa, he's back." Is still one of the funniest bits I've heard you do. How unconcerned you sound when 'the criminal' comes back really makes it.
the absolutely chaotic energy of danny renting a garage and bringing a friend over with no explanation, only to reveal they're trying out kidnapping hacks...
Honestly as someone who was kidnapped (yes it was a very traumatic experience) this made me laugh so hard, it’s just ridiculous. Btw I unfortunately wasn’t able to utilize any of these amazing life hacks when I was actually kidnapped, as I was 9 at the time and was scared out of my mind. But seriously this video was so fucking hilarious and it really improved my mood so thx Danny (and Nick)
Regarding melting a zip tie with a match: I'm pretty sure Troom Troom took this from the real life case in which one of serial killer Bob Berdella's victims escaped using this method. However, the reason he was able to do this was because Bob Berdella had been sexually assaulting him for a long period of time and was deluded into believing that his victim was actually in love with him, so he became more lax in his restraints when he left for work. The reason the victim couldn't simply bend at the waist to pick up the match was because he was tied to a bed post. Naturally, Troom Troom wasn't going to include any of these disturbing details and wanted to present a sanitised version of kidnapping in which the victim is never in too much danger, so the context is lost and this tip seems really bizarre as a result. I imagine the rest of these tips are similar: Things that have been/could be legit avenues of escape in specific circumstances, but without those circumstances it just seems weird and useless.
@@ratman9778 Exactly. That's really the main problem with this whole premise is that real kidnapping scenarios are usually much darker than just "cartoonish bad guys wanted money so they take someone for ransom."
And they use this messed-up case for a clickbaity and almost completely illegitimate life hack video? Troom Troom seems so much more controversial than they ever were before
@@LadyUndeath it doesnt always work with zip ties though i tried it once and it tightened around my wrists and i had to yell for my dad to get heavy duty scissors 💀
@@LadyUndeath I would worry that you'd cut your wrists with the zip ties. That's a pretty well-known concern in bondage circles, which is why Fifty Shades came under fire for featuring zip-tie bondage in a book aimed at casual first time kinksters. Tbf, through, in an emergency, it's probably worth risking a little nerve damage.
I can just imagine a person saying to a judge "I'm not the criminal, that gun is! It told me to pull the trigger and his friends the bullets flew out of him at insane speeds."
The “I’m being kidnapped!” **gets dragged into a menacing dark room** immediately followed by the happy little music in the Troom Troom intro is genuinely one of the best clips ever
I remember chatting to a war correspondent before they went to Afghanistan. He received some real advice about being kidnapped; “it’s better to die on the streets”.
This reminds us of stranger danger advice we were given as a kid. If someone is threatening you to go with them somewhere, don't. The second location is probably worse than just dying then and there. Of all the stranger danger psa/advice/warnings, this was one of the darkest. Like, cause a scene, make it difficult, stay in public, etc is pretty standard. And then there's this.
@@cardyn1836 Honesty, understandable that a parent wouldn't want their child to be injured. Also makes us realize that we got some strange stranger danger advice I remember that we were taught (or we learned at some point, I don't remember) that once they get what they want (like a random or something), they have no motivation to free you/keep you alive. What do you do instead? I don't know. I'm not sure we learned that. (or that anyone actually knew???)
the two tufts of hair that stick out of the "mask" when nick is not wearing it, is hilarious, I also love the fact he just put the glasses on over the mask instead of just taking them off
I love how excited Danny gets over the duct tape. It reminds me of that one time when I was 7 my sister tied me up with the tape in our garage and left me there to figure out how to escape because I ate her cookies!! Danny bringing back good memories
@@FlowersMakeMeHappy the jim pickens pfp makes this even ...worse? or better. its definitely something that could have happened in his life & would explain a lot 😭 (also i rly hope ur sister has changed and if not that u arent living with her anymore. that sounds incredibly stressful)
The creepiest part of this video wasn't any of the kidnapping, or Troom Troom's awful narrator. It was the fact that there was just a random Alexa in that warehouse. That's some dystopian cyberpunk shit.
the “tense up while being tied up” is actually a real thing, in case anyone was wondering. it doesn’t work quite as well as in the troom troom video but it gives you a little more space to work with. edit: since people actually saw this i want to mention the duct tape thing is real, too. obviously it won’t work that easy though. you’re supposed to raise your arms over your head and bring them down sharply and quickly, while also pulling your elbows apart. it’ll probably take a couple tries but it is genuinely good advice.
@@sr.papagaio This is actually important to know, because if you're certain your kidnapper is intending to kill you, then it means you have good reason to kill in self defense since it's a literal life and death situation. Which means no wasting time trying to reason with them, or hoping the cops will find you in time to take care of the situation for you. This "fun fact" means you're in extreme danger, so you're allowed to go to extreme lengths to save your own life.
@@cipollalord8066 if you are being kidnapped, that's probably not a bad thing. If it's one of those "goofy" fake kidnappings that some idiots do.....it's tragic but also kind of beneficial to society as a whole.
just gonna put this out there, if you actually get kidnapped, focus on staying alive and calm, not breaking out of whatever restraints you might have on. you won’t be able to magically get away just because you aren’t restrained anymore, and, unless you have a very clear opportunity (like being left alone in a room full of weapons) escape should be lower on your list of priorities than finding a way to contact the police.
@@eoincampbell1584 idk if it’s ever happened to u but whenever I see a RUclips comment with a profile pic of something I am also a fan of, it’s fun to connect about the thing both of us enjoy
@@Ari.x22 Are you Christian? If so, who are you being strangled by? The pastor, the neighbor lady Deborah (who always interjects during the sermon), or even YHWH Himself? Also, to everyone else in the comment thread, I’m disappointed that nobody made an erotic-asphyxiation joke. Come on, this is the Internet. Have some lack of decency.
The car “hack” could work too. We used to have a car that opened to the trunk like that, but the mechanism to open it was on the outside, so you’d have to break it open and make a ton of noise in the process. However, a dependable fact to know is that all cars made in America after 2002 have a glow-in-the-dark handle in an easy to find location that releases the trunk from the inside. People sometimes get shoved into their own trunks, so locating where yours is at is a good idea. Also, if you have a car from 2001 back, s as mechanic can install one for around $50. It’s worth it; it could literally save your life!
Yeah most cars have a metal jack and some tools like a socket wrench for changing tyres so you can use those for prying or smashing And if there's none of that, try to kick through the brake lights - most cars have them built into the trunk and they're much weaker than the rest of the car around you and will hopefully help you to open the lid Or if your hands are completely free for some reason, some older cars you can find, reach and manipulate the actual lock clasp from inside the trunk And if all that fails? Just wait until they open the trunk again and go all Jackie Chan on those suckers, then walk out as the car explodes behind you
They are temporary quarter machine tattoos.. the ultimate camouflage. Ey now that I'm thinking, putting on fake tattoos, purposely letting them show, then washing them off is kinda genius.
why is no one talking about the square knot jokes and nick just saying "jesus" to both times that was the absolute height of comedy for me. perfect setup, perfect execution, perfect reaction
8:13 actually references some good advice (although they don’t explain it at all) It’s actual police advice in kidnapping situations to always take an opportunity to escape if it presents itself. People sometimes choose not to risk an escape attempt in kidnapping situations because they’re afraid that they might get hurt for doing so. The advice makes sense though because any opportunity you pass up is going to guarantee you’ll stay trapped but any opportunity taken gives you a chance
when danny went from the dramatic “ahh, ahhhh” to “oh crap, he’s actually choking me” but continuing on laughing with nick as he was getting strangled and nick just pointing out he feels like he’s actually choking him while still going full force with it made me burst out laughing. he choked him OUT 😭
“She’s so pretty, so charming and graceful” “It’s obvious that he’s in love with her.” Girl getting her kidnapper to fall in love with her just by existing? Troom Troom must have been reading some wattpad fanfic before making this video because Skylar is radiating main character energy
Just in case anyone's wondering: Snapping someone's neck (at least the way it's shown in movies and in this video) is total fiction. The human neck isn't a twig, it requires a great deal of force to break, the kind of force most people won't be able to generate, especially in one swift, smooth motion. If it really was that easy, we'd be seeing a lot more broken necks from people getting punched in boxing. What makes this even funnier for me though, is that the actress in the video is shown as doing it while the kidnapper is attacking her from behind and she's clearly struggling to so much as get a solid grip on him. So what, is she breaking his neck using only the power of her wrists? That's one crazy strong kidnappee right there!
I've seen cctv footage of teenagers fooling around, an elder kid accidentally snapped the neck of the younger ones 😥 I'm always terrified of touching someone's head with both my hands now
@@dizzy_ddigital That's honest to God surprising to me, but I'd probably credit that more to the fact that they're children than anything? You should definitely be careful with how you handle children, but an adult is going to have much more solid muscles supporting their neck.
With an older car, it is possible to slam the seat back, but is it the smart thing to do? A car seat isn't made of armor, and its not designed to let you slam it down on someone like that. Maybe pushing the whole seat back rather than reclining would be more effective. You can get more force behind it (assuming its manual). Problem is that you can push it only so far before it hits the end of its rail and stops. Is it wise to waste time gambling that'll slow the attacker down?
i feel like at some point its easier to just keep a knife in ur car or like idk turn around and punch someone. or hell even get on the console and kick them in the face..... why are life hacks always so much harder then just simple normal solutions?
Plot twist: the camera person is actually a kidnappee, and danny is taunting them by showing them all the ways they could escape, but can't because danny knows about them
i love how the criminals home decor is like weapons imagine if you walked into a plumber’s house and their home decor was like toilet bowls and pipes and shit
Nick staring at Danny walking to the car and saying “I love when he wears that scarf” is so fucking funny I wish they collaborated more bc this was so good lmao
that breathing trick is a valid one, Harry Houdini used something similar in his straitjacket escapes, but they greatly over-exaggerate the amount of give that trick gives you
I think I’m ready to say, officially, that this is my favorite video Danny’s made. The way he delivers lines in the first half that aren’t technically jokes are funnier than most of the actual jokes. “Just get out of the car” at 8:15 is a line that has no right being that funny. Only Danny could make that line funny because it’s such an easy layup to the point that it’s not really even a joke. And I love Nick at 26:10. I desperately want to know specifically which jokes in his videos are pre-written and which ones are on the fly. I think he said it’s like 70% scripted and 30% ad lib. I need that 30%! Kinda surprised I haven’t seen any Gregs take a stab at making a compilation video of jokes they think are in that 30%. I think the comments section would be really fun.
@@VagueNaming additionally, most bots just want you to click on their creepy accounts and/or random links p.s. YOU SHOULD NEVER CLICK RANDOM LINKS!!! THEY CAN STEAL YOUR IP OR COULD BE PHISHING SITES!!!
@@kraglynn Im sorry, do you mean commas? I'm confused... apostrophes? unless you mean it should be you're instead of your I have no idea where any other apostrophes would go.
While Danny’s all concerned about how Troom Troom might be kidnappers, I’m more worried about why there’s a naked woman mannequin in the background of the shot at 9:08 and why it’s waist isn’t fully attached. Could someone explain this?
I actually knew about the duct tape thing already. Duct tape has three layers: polyester, cotton, and an extremely strong adhesive which is why it works so well. It does however have a weakness which is stress so when you tense your muscles and lit your hands above your head, and pull your hands apart quickly, it rips the tape. That’s why that hack works.
Yeah, while it is nice troom troom has shared something that actually works, it's not exactly new knowledge. They probably made the kidnapping video just because they found out about this
@@Kellyericah0pe exactly like that was the only one id heard of & i already knew it worked so it was weird when they didnt think it would work & hadnt even heard of it
Legit had no idea this worked despite having duct tape around everywhere. It’s so stretchy though but really not that sticky against human skin so I’m always confused why it “sticks” in movies on faces. I’ve put it on my face and it comes off so fast, it only really sticks to itself. Now electrical tape on the other hand, that stuff never comes off skin without a fight lol.
It's a lot harder than it seems, though. You have to apply a lot of force. More likely you're just gonna annoy them. Maybe paralyze them, if you're lucky.
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The scariest thing about this whole thing is that when someone actually does get kidnapped and tries to think back to this, the only things that will come to mind is that screechy baby voice and that pumpkin head
"Has your head been cut off? Oh no.
Well don't worry, all you need is a hot glue gun and a shoe lace and you'll be buying your kidnappers iPhone's in no time!"
Wow way to roast Danny’s pumpkin head
I read this before watching the video and idk how concerned I should be
"Gotcha, girly! _Arrivederci, losers!_ *CRUSH HIM* "
@@smncoolidfklol
The panic in Danny’s eyes as his scarf fails to save him and then the slow recline has me sobbing
🤣🤣🤣 me too!! My car's seat adjusting is all automatic. I would have to ask the bad guy to sit still so my seat can finish adjusting. I dont have a quick handle lift🤣🤣😭💀
And Nick just moving away like “uh dude I’m sitting here”
Nick: "I feel like I was choking you for a while there"
Danny: "Yeah, you were"
fave part
Mine was both the gun=criminal parts and also the whole duct tape ripping thing
@@angrymandanthecommenter the parents wearing ski masks holding the kidnappers as babies also wearing ski masks. As if kidnapper is like a race of person.
my fave part is when he winks (21:48)
kidnapping someone is like A LOT more serious of a crime than stealing a tv. Why tf didn’t they just steal a tv
EXACTLY
Don't worry about it
@@jamie6506😅
I would like but it's at 269
Its not about the destination but the friend they made that got them a TV along the way
fun fact, the duct taped wrist escape actually works with zip ties too, if a singular zip tie is around your wrists in the same position. one of the very, VERY few actually legitimate hacks this channel has ever offered.
It's so strange that it is the only one that works, but it still looks like it was edited to make it look like it works, which makes it looks like it doesn't work.
You probably have to swing your arms multiple times instead of one
Then SMASH back on your kidnappers
@@cclockwise_ll3 Ikr? I knew from previous videos that it worked, and yet the way troom troom edited made me question if it was actually fake lol
@Hat Lock Productions as far as I've seen, it takes more effort, but you can do the same trick with multiple ties. You can also bend one leg up and slam it against your knee
I love how nick was like “I felt like I was choking you” and Danny with a very serious was was just like “you were “ while the camera turned away lmao
The camera ran away because they were next
The look on Danny's face as he went from dramatically going "ah ahh" to "oh crap its actually not breaking" but still laughing as he's getting strangled and nick just pointing out that he's choking Danny's while still going full force with it. Comedy gold lol
@Holl ywood you have no videos, you have two featured videos that are not made by you. Go away bot
camera was sick of third wheeling
@@acookie7548 exactly
Imagine you get kidnapped and your kidnapper goes "gotcha girlie?" In the most 2000's Barbie ad voice you've ever heard
"Hey girlie"
@@_Iemonboy.YOU ARE NOT CHILDE
@@Mixa_Doezstuffs hey girlie, hold still
@@_.McLynette STOPPP
@@_.McLynette that’s what an ai bot of tartar sayce said to me before I was traumatized
The look of fear on Danny's face when the scarf didn't break away immediately is hysterical
I felt so bad for laughing, nick was scared too LMAO
frr
Nick panicking that he’s actually choking Danny while he’s literally choking Danny killed me
that was wholesome lmao almost killed him in the name of troom troom
@@gleekgalactic wholesome and almost killed him probably shouldn't be put together here 😭
Hahahahhaa
Reminds me of a just for fun film I did with my friends in college where I played the killer. I accidentally missed my mark for the choke scene and I immediately broke character to make sure she was okay and it was on film and everyone cracked up rewatching it later XD
Killed Danny too
"now i crush his bones" with the very slow electronic reclining was probably the funniest thing I've seen all week
I couldn't agree more!
You can't crush his bones, they're too squishy
A truly slow and painful death.
@Yass BA Goes to show that this probably wouldn't work in a real situation
@@lightningboi3697 oh no, his bones are squishy and now his legs will wiggle
25:30 I like how Drew closes the car door. It’s important even when being kidnapped that you follow proper car exiting safety
and i love how danny wasnt in the video
@@zthefurwut
@@Veefan3 it’s a running joke that danny and drew are the same person, so the first commenter said that drew closed the car door (drew was not in the video) so i thought it would be funny to say that danny wasn’t in the video instead :))
"what's a square knot?" "the kind of knot you'd tie you fuckin square" is so good and he gets him twice.
21:47 “I’m scared “ -Danny winking in a jaunty way that makes my heart flutter.😻
@@icu3869 he married
@@boba4240 And?
@@CL.123 thats creepy
@@hammartyme4859 I'm pretty sure they said that as a joke.
I literally cried tears laughing at the scarf not splitting, and seeing Danny legitimately struggle more than he assumed he would
the seat going down as slow as physically possible got me
@Doofy cringe
I know I actually started choking from laughing so hard 😂
So Fucking funny 😩😩😩😩😂😂😂😂😂
24:43 btw if you wanna go back to this part
The eyeholes being cut perfectly to COVER his eyes has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmfaooo
@vbddfy euuyt wise words
I literally cried from laughing so hard at that part
"Are you talking about a gun? Like this?"
"Aa, he's back." Is still one of the funniest bits I've heard you do. How unconcerned you sound when 'the criminal' comes back really makes it.
I love Nick not being clued into anything until the very moment he needs to perform.
AJR profile picture.
@@AudreyLunaGarner Oh! Someone finally recognized it. 👍
@@Gallant_Silver Yeah. I love their music and haven’t seen anybody aside from you with AJR related profile pictures.
@@AudreyLunaGarner They're one of my favorite bands. I've got tickets to go see them again in May. I can't wait!
@@Gallant_Silver this Interaction is so cute 😭
the absolutely chaotic energy of danny renting a garage and bringing a friend over with no explanation, only to reveal they're trying out kidnapping hacks...
Cringe comment
@@user-nj9ll6em8k are you embarrassed that you commented this 20 hours ago, yet the only bit of attention you got was me mocking you?
I'd stay with a friend like that forever
being pulled into wacky nonsensical bullshit because of your friends would be amazing
🤣🤣🤣
@@user-nj9ll6em8k imagine using cringe unironically
The narrator's voice is in my worst nightmares, just narrating everything with their high pitched voice
The blue eyed girl is going to kill her victim! Oh no! You forgot to wear pants to school!
“gOtChA gIrly!!”
I had a whole nightmare where everything was narrated by her. And I have auditory memory so it was... An experience.
*First! Get the hot glue gun*
@Doofy there there here is a gold start now go stand in the corner with some toys
“Great job Martin, that’s a Felony!”
THIS QUOTE WAS SO GODDAMN FUNNY 😭😭
Great job Martin!that’s a serious crime!your gonna go to the slammer,bish!
So proud of Nick, he used to just be Kurts Connor's editor and look at him now! He upgraded all the way to being Danny's kidnapper
lmao
should’ve gone in the title 1mil views could’ve helped his channel
He espaced Kurts basement with those life hacks
Charcter development
@@kaeyasimp7330 I am so proud rn
nick: “i felt like i was choking you tho, for a while there..”
danny: “yeah, you WERE”
I’m so glad you brought this up!
fancy seeing you here EEF
Looked like Danny was enjoying it
unnus annus
@@masonthejar8890 😳😳
Nick constantly trying to make Danny laugh while he’s trying to hold his breath
So close to 500 subs
@@LibanReactsTo bruh
Honestly as someone who was kidnapped (yes it was a very traumatic experience) this made me laugh so hard, it’s just ridiculous. Btw I unfortunately wasn’t able to utilize any of these amazing life hacks when I was actually kidnapped, as I was 9 at the time and was scared out of my mind. But seriously this video was so fucking hilarious and it really improved my mood so thx Danny (and Nick)
omg that’s horrifying… I hope you escape soon
@@JohnWarosa999 I did… it happened when I was nine,
@@Hal-b3j oh okay, that's good to hear! did you remember to give the kidnappers a TV after you escaped?
@@JohnWarosa999it's the proper thing to do
@@JohnWarosa999dude. That’s not funny.
Danny saying, “that’s actually really funny” with a look of pain and disappointment on his face…he’s going through it with Troom Troom 😔
Lmao, if your ever get tied up, just stand up.
5:59
yes
If you get kidnapped
Run away
Tbh I laughed
Its not about escaping your kidnappers, its about the friends we made along the way.
And praying for Stockholm syndrome so that they could send you a freaking PS5 when 95% of people still can't get one.
@@RGC_animation well I guess I’m apart of the 5% lol
It's about escaping the friends we made along the way.
maybe the real kidnappers were the friends we made along the way....
I think those actors might be foot soldiers for a Russian oligarch so you're better off not making friends along the way.
Regarding melting a zip tie with a match: I'm pretty sure Troom Troom took this from the real life case in which one of serial killer Bob Berdella's victims escaped using this method. However, the reason he was able to do this was because Bob Berdella had been sexually assaulting him for a long period of time and was deluded into believing that his victim was actually in love with him, so he became more lax in his restraints when he left for work. The reason the victim couldn't simply bend at the waist to pick up the match was because he was tied to a bed post. Naturally, Troom Troom wasn't going to include any of these disturbing details and wanted to present a sanitised version of kidnapping in which the victim is never in too much danger, so the context is lost and this tip seems really bizarre as a result. I imagine the rest of these tips are similar: Things that have been/could be legit avenues of escape in specific circumstances, but without those circumstances it just seems weird and useless.
Jeez thanks for the info it’s fucked up they thought it’d be fun to do this in a ✨life hack!😝✨ format given the backstory
@@ratman9778 Exactly. That's really the main problem with this whole premise is that real kidnapping scenarios are usually much darker than just "cartoonish bad guys wanted money so they take someone for ransom."
And they use this messed-up case for a clickbaity and almost completely illegitimate life hack video? Troom Troom seems so much more controversial than they ever were before
@@LadyUndeath it doesnt always work with zip ties though
i tried it once and it tightened around my wrists and i had to yell for my dad to get heavy duty scissors 💀
@@LadyUndeath I would worry that you'd cut your wrists with the zip ties. That's a pretty well-known concern in bondage circles, which is why Fifty Shades came under fire for featuring zip-tie bondage in a book aimed at casual first time kinksters.
Tbf, through, in an emergency, it's probably worth risking a little nerve damage.
it's so funny how nick just uses common sense and danny has to explain it each time
I can just imagine a person saying to a judge "I'm not the criminal, that gun is! It told me to pull the trigger and his friends the bullets flew out of him at insane speeds."
Ballsack
Is this not the plot of men at arms
Troom Troom’s newest video: “how to get away with homicide”
Bruh
the gun: "don't blame me, the bullets were the ones who killed them."
The “I’m being kidnapped!” **gets dragged into a menacing dark room** immediately followed by the happy little music in the Troom Troom intro is genuinely one of the best clips ever
POV Brazil
7:10 or when the TV comes with a suggestive pic of her with a banana.
HOLY SHIT I HAVENT WATCHED THIS VIDEO IN A WHILE AND I DIDNT REALISE THAT PEOPLE THOUGHT THIS COMMENT WAS ACTUALLY FUNNY TY GUYS
@@arfbarkbark hi
@@icu3869 What do you mean suggestive its her eating a banana
Can’t believe danny would rent out a garage for this when his basement literally looks like a kidnapper’s dungeon
i really thought they were in his basement at first haha
@@red.gem_ same lol. Like has he seen his basement? All those nutcracker guys haunt me
@@moonycanwatch im having flashbacks from those cursed commercials
His house is like the school from lemonade mouth. Seems normal at first but there is a whole civilization in the basement.
Drew is in the basement. That is why Danny doesn't use his basement for this.
I remember chatting to a war correspondent before they went to Afghanistan. He received some real advice about being kidnapped; “it’s better to die on the streets”.
This reminds us of stranger danger advice we were given as a kid.
If someone is threatening you to go with them somewhere, don't. The second location is probably worse than just dying then and there.
Of all the stranger danger psa/advice/warnings, this was one of the darkest. Like, cause a scene, make it difficult, stay in public, etc is pretty standard. And then there's this.
@@spitefulchandelierhuh my mum always told me to do anything they ask, on the off chance they let me go alive
@@cardyn1836
Honesty, understandable that a parent wouldn't want their child to be injured.
Also makes us realize that we got some strange stranger danger advice
I remember that we were taught (or we learned at some point, I don't remember) that once they get what they want (like a random or something), they have no motivation to free you/keep you alive. What do you do instead? I don't know. I'm not sure we learned that. (or that anyone actually knew???)
NAH NAH NAH, SISTER. You’re not gettin me to no secondary location!
"Never let them take you to the second crime scene" true when being threatened in any situation.
the two tufts of hair that stick out of the "mask" when nick is not wearing it, is hilarious, I also love the fact he just put the glasses on over the mask instead of just taking them off
fr lmao
He can't see without them wym "take them off" lmao
Bruh he blind
He needs to see don't he?! 😂
he’d see everything blurry but better than the mask lmao
Remind me to not kidnap Danny!! Seriously. That would be illegal and weird
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@@euy8593Etjgb_ yes you are Chad. Yes you are
REMINDER DONT KIDNAP DANNY
ayo??? why u need that reminder??? 🤨🤨🤨
He might reward you for putting in effort to kidnap him and give you a tesla?👀
Nick: (Notices the scarf) What’s that?
Danny: This is a…I always wear this.
Mikasa vibes
what is this like and reply ratio
@@flooffys no one had anything iconic to say lol
Throwback xd
@@bhavyamohesswa4027 I know this is about AOT mikasa but I'm thinking about IJN mikasa
I love how excited Danny gets over the duct tape. It reminds me of that one time when I was 7 my sister tied me up with the tape in our garage and left me there to figure out how to escape because I ate her cookies!! Danny bringing back good memories
JESUS CHRIST
SHE DID THAT OVER COOKIES???
@@Bumble._.Jellybottom Yeah! I was crazy so she had to be crazier. Good times!!
@@FlowersMakeMeHappy the jim pickens pfp makes this even ...worse? or better. its definitely something that could have happened in his life & would explain a lot 😭 (also i rly hope ur sister has changed and if not that u arent living with her anymore. that sounds incredibly stressful)
The creepiest part of this video wasn't any of the kidnapping, or Troom Troom's awful narrator. It was the fact that there was just a random Alexa in that warehouse. That's some dystopian cyberpunk shit.
There is ALWAYS an Alexa
Lmao
'also how the f was it on the wall-
@@SidonSerenade duck tape I mean scotch tape
@@TheJeffers-pd2uk sorry im a bit slow-
nick: “i feel like its choking you!”
also nick: is strangling the life out of danny with a tear away scarf
yes
Yeah, I can see how that might have gone badly.
25:39
Nick again: "I feel like I was choking you for a while"
Danny: "Yeah, you were!"
Lmao
the “tense up while being tied up” is actually a real thing, in case anyone was wondering. it doesn’t work quite as well as in the troom troom video but it gives you a little more space to work with.
edit: since people actually saw this i want to mention the duct tape thing is real, too. obviously it won’t work that easy though. you’re supposed to raise your arms over your head and bring them down sharply and quickly, while also pulling your elbows apart. it’ll probably take a couple tries but it is genuinely good advice.
Isn’t that how Houdini would escape his bindings? He’d hold his breath and tense himself up as much as possible while being chained or tied up?
it rhymes so it’s obviously true
@@guy2870 It's a lame rhyme tho.
@@guy2870 i mean “up” and “up”
@@guy2870 there is the alliteration though
Fun fact:
If your kidnapper lets you see their face, they're not planning on letting you live
Thanks, I will remember this the next time I am murdered.
Wow that's real fun, thanks
for some reason the comment right above yours also has a profile picture of Garfield with sunglasses
@@vippandabear2870 nice
@@sr.papagaio This is actually important to know, because if you're certain your kidnapper is intending to kill you, then it means you have good reason to kill in self defense since it's a literal life and death situation. Which means no wasting time trying to reason with them, or hoping the cops will find you in time to take care of the situation for you. This "fun fact" means you're in extreme danger, so you're allowed to go to extreme lengths to save your own life.
The beginning of a kidnapper-to-lovers story when Nick realized how good Danny looked wearing the scarf is the best moment in this video
stockholm syndrome
I'd say it started when he said he had nice skin for a youtuber
If this was 2010, it would be normal and fun, but in this generation, it's about being lovers...
@@TedEhioghae dude shut up its just a silly joke
Gacha life story love vids be like:
Danny and Nick: *trying out weird life hacks while being filmed*
Guy: hey that's the best way to be though
fax
based
This is going from “terrible things no one needs” to “literally advice that can get you killed”
Or kill other people (neck snap)
@@cipollalord8066 if you are being kidnapped, that's probably not a bad thing.
If it's one of those "goofy" fake kidnappings that some idiots do.....it's tragic but also kind of beneficial to society as a whole.
tbh i havent even watched it and im excited
@@DriscolDevil hoping you're a troll when you say it's not a bad thing to be kidnapped
@@liz_loves_cats I think he meant it's not a bad thing if you kill your kidnappers
As a former kidnapped person, can confirm this was accurate and exactly how I escaped
did u give them a tv 🥺
@@emamacitasI hope they did, it's basic courtesy
just gonna put this out there, if you actually get kidnapped, focus on staying alive and calm, not breaking out of whatever restraints you might have on. you won’t be able to magically get away just because you aren’t restrained anymore, and, unless you have a very clear opportunity (like being left alone in a room full of weapons) escape should be lower on your list of priorities than finding a way to contact the police.
omg I’m bein black parade Gerard for Halloween cuz I recently buzzed & bleached my hair
@@othrworldly69 I'm not sure how that adds to the conversation Lexi but good for you
@@eoincampbell1584 wasn’t talkin to u I was talkin to the mcr fan that posted the comment
@@eoincampbell1584 idk if it’s ever happened to u but whenever I see a RUclips comment with a profile pic of something I am also a fan of, it’s fun to connect about the thing both of us enjoy
@@othrworldly69 oh ok that makes sense
The way they said "ARE YOU GETTING STRANGLED?"
Sounded so casual like it happens every Tuesday
It happens to me every Tuesday and Wednesday 😔😔
@@GrunesGemuse it happens to me on Thursdays and Friday 😔
Rlly guys? Happens to me every Sunday morning! 🤗🤠
@@Ari.x22 Are you Christian? If so, who are you being strangled by? The pastor, the neighbor lady Deborah (who always interjects during the sermon), or even YHWH Himself?
Also, to everyone else in the comment thread, I’m disappointed that nobody made an erotic-asphyxiation joke. Come on, this is the Internet. Have some lack of decency.
@@enigmaj1494 💀💀💀
The car “hack” could work too. We used to have a car that opened to the trunk like that, but the mechanism to open it was on the outside, so you’d have to break it open and make a ton of noise in the process. However, a dependable fact to know is that all cars made in America after 2002 have a glow-in-the-dark handle in an easy to find location that releases the trunk from the inside. People sometimes get shoved into their own trunks, so locating where yours is at is a good idea. Also, if you have a car from 2001 back, s as mechanic can install one for around $50. It’s worth it; it could literally save your life!
$50? I think I'll just die.
ooo I didn’t know you could get them installed, that’s really cool to hear!
Or if there is a jack in the trunk you can use that.
Yeah most cars have a metal jack and some tools like a socket wrench for changing tyres so you can use those for prying or smashing
And if there's none of that, try to kick through the brake lights - most cars have them built into the trunk and they're much weaker than the rest of the car around you and will hopefully help you to open the lid
Or if your hands are completely free for some reason, some older cars you can find, reach and manipulate the actual lock clasp from inside the trunk
And if all that fails? Just wait until they open the trunk again and go all Jackie Chan on those suckers, then walk out as the car explodes behind you
@@seigeengine ikr like stuff these days are so unreasonably expensive
Danny not understanding how stretchy fabrics work during the crafting segment is one of my favorite parts of the video
The kidnappers have visible tattoos showing. They are such professionals.
That's how you can tell they're the bad guys!
Whenever I kidnap someone I always show my tattoos but I've always been caught and charged so annoying.
Broadex fr such a problem
@@broadex9080 im callin the police
They are temporary quarter machine tattoos.. the ultimate camouflage.
Ey now that I'm thinking, putting on fake tattoos, purposely letting them show, then washing them off is kinda genius.
why is no one talking about the square knot jokes and nick just saying "jesus" to both times that was the absolute height of comedy for me. perfect setup, perfect execution, perfect reaction
Wait so are square knots a real kind of knot
@@YeetusTheFetus the kind of knot you'd tie, you square
@@adora_was_taken jesus
Wait so are square knots a real kind of knot?
@@firstnamelastname6016 yeah the kind of knot youd tie you square
Danny: now i crush his bones
Nick: politely scoots away
8:13 actually references some good advice (although they don’t explain it at all)
It’s actual police advice in kidnapping situations to always take an opportunity to escape if it presents itself. People sometimes choose not to risk an escape attempt in kidnapping situations because they’re afraid that they might get hurt for doing so. The advice makes sense though because any opportunity you pass up is going to guarantee you’ll stay trapped but any opportunity taken gives you a chance
when danny went from the dramatic “ahh, ahhhh” to “oh crap, he’s actually choking me” but continuing on laughing with nick as he was getting strangled and nick just pointing out he feels like he’s actually choking him while still going full force with it made me burst out laughing. he choked him OUT 😭
Feel like I've been in similar situations screwing around with friends xD
i didn't get exactly what u said until it happened in the video and now i'm literally crying
Lmaoo 😂
the fact that he was just fully cracking up while actually choking made it so much funnier 😂😭
Nick is giving off major “my big brother forced me to play along with his stupid game” energy.
Especially at 17:33
this is going in my commentary youtuber family tree btw
The reason they all defend the kidnappers is so that the kidnappers will allow you to watch it while you’re being held hostage. Genius!
Lmao
oh wait, this actually makes sense! 🤣🤣
Access journalism strikes again
missed opportunity to call kidnappers sons of a gun 🙏😔
Aw fiddlestick fudge your right
kinda rude that Danny didn't get nick a tv for kidnapping him. Its like he didn't even appreciate getting kidnapped :/
Or at the very least a Playstation. Either way, pretty rude kidnapping etiquette on Danny's part.
@@niftyfish I think the PS is more expensive than a basic b TV
Danny needs to learn manners 😒
dude fr kinda makes my respect for him go down a lot 🙁
@Holl ywood 768 views with bots dang 😔
oh boy i hope someone gets kidnapped in this one!!! i say this on every single one of danny's videos
Wtf nick
Agreed
I agree I feel like this is the video
@@_Shae__ don't be rude to nick >:[
nick you should use your manifesting abilities for good !!
“She’s so pretty, so charming and graceful” “It’s obvious that he’s in love with her.” Girl getting her kidnapper to fall in love with her just by existing? Troom Troom must have been reading some wattpad fanfic before making this video because Skylar is radiating main character energy
I almost throw up into my food from laughing to hard at this comment.
She is radiating neighbor Jackie vibes
STOP IT THATS MY NAME
Y/N vibes~
Also, not charming and graceful. I'd let her go after 5 minutes but then I'm not a very committed kidnapper.
LMAO he activated my Alexa when he asked Alexa what the word meant 😭😭 23:38
If the kidnappers don’t come back after 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to leave.
Omgg Xd
If the kidnappers don’t come back after 15 minutes, you’re legally a pumpkin
@@use-your-imagination a pumpkin thats legally skilled
1k yey
This is only in America tho in England it is still not allowed to leave
Just in case anyone's wondering: Snapping someone's neck (at least the way it's shown in movies and in this video) is total fiction. The human neck isn't a twig, it requires a great deal of force to break, the kind of force most people won't be able to generate, especially in one swift, smooth motion. If it really was that easy, we'd be seeing a lot more broken necks from people getting punched in boxing.
What makes this even funnier for me though, is that the actress in the video is shown as doing it while the kidnapper is attacking her from behind and she's clearly struggling to so much as get a solid grip on him. So what, is she breaking his neck using only the power of her wrists? That's one crazy strong kidnappee right there!
Yeah, and like... her mouth was literally *on* his arm. If she wanted him to be in so much pain that he let go, she could've just bit him.
Its possible the kidnapper was overwhelmed with guilt and snapped his own neck by sheer force of will.
I've seen cctv footage of teenagers fooling around, an elder kid accidentally snapped the neck of the younger ones 😥 I'm always terrified of touching someone's head with both my hands now
Even if it doesn't kill them it will still hurt a lot. Sometimes i hurt my neck just by turning my head too fast
@@dizzy_ddigital That's honest to God surprising to me, but I'd probably credit that more to the fact that they're children than anything? You should definitely be careful with how you handle children, but an adult is going to have much more solid muscles supporting their neck.
"Arrivederci, losers" is unironically such a fucking funny line
Similar energy to the Terminator's "Hasta la Vista, baby"
Bruno :)
So close to 500 subs
@@LibanReactsTo so close to scratching my balls
@@kattozilla74 no ( ._.)
I Loved How Nick Was Pointing Out All of The Most Obvious,Easiest Ways to do Literally Everything
Kidnapping hack: If you're being kidnapped, just say no! They can't legally kidnap you without your permission.
Yea
ah, um, uh, hm-
Y’know, that’s not _not_ true
@@clarascats1365 you almost made me wooosh you
And if you do kidnap someone without their permission, some other guy will take you without _your_ permission.
Kinda disappointed that Danny didn't say "Arrivederci, losers" instead of "bye" at the end
but he was falling tho
The wrong pronunciation of arrivederci really hurts
@@lauratroy13 I feel you dude
Is this a jojo reference 👀
@@RJ-eo4uh bruno best mom
Can’t wait to take Troom Troom’s renowned self-defense classes.
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Why is no one talking about the LIFE SIZED NAKED BARBIE IN THE THE BACKGROUND?!💀 9:09
I NOTICED THAT ASWELL WTF WAS THAT DOING THERE LMFAO 🤣
I like how he specified that he wouldn’t get his feet out **for free*
For free, just so we know
Wow you found the joke
When are we getting the Danny Gonzalez Gold channel...? 😘
Yo danny, when’s the onlyfans coming out 👀
OnlyDans
"the kind of knot you'd tie . . . you *fucking square* "
is *so hilarious* to me
when he did it a second time i lost it lmao
Really glad Danny went the extra mile and actually got kidnapped by the Russia Mafia for this video. Truly shows he is committed. Love you Drew ❤️
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@Doofy I don't know if you are joking but if you are not joking your content trash
Who's drew?
@@sporkpig8723 uhm the guy that you're watching rn 😑🙄
"You wizard, How did you do that?" is a joke that gets stuck in my head a lot, his delivery of that line is so hilarious xD
"How much force I would have to put into throwing it back to crush someone?" - Danny, 2021.
As if he could crush anyone with that flat thing
Wait what were we talking about
Kelsey Williams What do you mean? He's got that wizard thiccnes
With an older car, it is possible to slam the seat back, but is it the smart thing to do? A car seat isn't made of armor, and its not designed to let you slam it down on someone like that. Maybe pushing the whole seat back rather than reclining would be more effective. You can get more force behind it (assuming its manual). Problem is that you can push it only so far before it hits the end of its rail and stops. Is it wise to waste time gambling that'll slow the attacker down?
i feel like at some point its easier to just keep a knife in ur car or like idk turn around and punch someone. or hell even get on the console and kick them in the face.....
why are life hacks always so much harder then just simple normal solutions?
@@randomstuff-qu7sh Nothing about the video is a good idea. Why is the car part you're getting hung up about lmao
Danny: “Now I crush his bones”
Nick: *moves slightly to the right*
👹
Plot twist: the camera person is actually a kidnappee, and danny is taunting them by showing them all the ways they could escape, but can't because danny knows about them
That's horrifying
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT! WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME!
@@firstnamelastname9524 I specialise in short horrors ^^
So close to 500 subs
@@Rainbow0015 because if Danny goes to jail we won't get any more videos
“ are you getting strangled? “ “ yeah.. “ got me on the floor💀
i love how the criminals home decor is like weapons
imagine if you walked into a plumber’s house and their home decor was like toilet bowls and pipes and shit
And you walk into a mechanic’s home and the mechanic has car parts on the wall
and a teacher has kids hanging on their walls
@@miminaomi9844 Doctors have the corpses of the patients they failed
literal shit on the walls
I guess chefs have all sorts of knives and pots and pans on their walls as well
Nick staring at Danny walking to the car and saying “I love when he wears that scarf” is so fucking funny
I wish they collaborated more bc this was so good lmao
Nick is hilarious! I really recommend his videos with Hivemind if you haven't seen them, they make me laugh every time
If you like collabs with them the fragrance influencer video on nicks channel is my favorite if you haven't seen it before.
danny frantically laughing while he's being choked is me
@ANTLERNIGHTS 😂
I'm still early on in the video this hit me like a freight truck
Kinky
@ANTLERNIGHTS yes it is in fact
TroomTroom- ARE YOU GETTING STRANGLED????
Danny - ...yeah:(
”Are you tied up with scotch tape?” No it’s duct tape… His deadpan delivery made me laugh
"Perfect!"
@@blavastly haha that was great
that breathing trick is a valid one, Harry Houdini used something similar in his straitjacket escapes, but they greatly over-exaggerate the amount of give that trick gives you
The narrator's vocal cords are a living example of 'tHiS vOiCe'
Sarcasm
Sarcasm
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it honestly feels like the tiktok tts voice became a real human being
GoTcHa GiRlY
I think I’m ready to say, officially, that this is my favorite video Danny’s made. The way he delivers lines in the first half that aren’t technically jokes are funnier than most of the actual jokes.
“Just get out of the car” at 8:15 is a line that has no right being that funny. Only Danny could make that line funny because it’s such an easy layup to the point that it’s not really even a joke. And I love Nick at 26:10.
I desperately want to know specifically which jokes in his videos are pre-written and which ones are on the fly. I think he said it’s like 70% scripted and 30% ad lib.
I need that 30%! Kinda surprised I haven’t seen any Gregs take a stab at making a compilation video of jokes they think are in that 30%. I think the comments section would be really fun.
As someone taking a self defense class, do NOT try to break their neck. It's better to elbow, back kick, or stomp their feet
and its better to not be charged for murder when you escape!
What should you do if they are choking you from behind in a car? When you can’t kick, stomp ect.
@@David1Beast2 you push the car seat backwards to crush him. It’s like you weren’t even paying attention.
go for the eyes and the groin too if you get the chance!
@@David1Beast2 you wear a velcro scarf in such situations but jokes aside the poster is right
the narrator sound like she’s trying to talk like Snow White
and it failed misserably
Sounds like cat from Sam and cat
she sounds like mickey mouse to me adqwqg
There’s our victim🎊
Gotcha girlie! 🥳
But high with helium lmfao
"even if your arms break or your wrist breaks something breaks or your crying your bleeding" - Nick 2021
@Jane 24 y.o - check my vidéó why are you coping someone else's comment? also no one's taking you seriously with that profile picture
@@infinite2729 it’s a bot that steals other people’s comments, it’s pretty common now
@@VagueNaming additionally, most bots just want you to click on their creepy accounts and/or random links
p.s. YOU SHOULD NEVER CLICK RANDOM LINKS!!! THEY CAN STEAL YOUR IP OR COULD BE PHISHING SITES!!!
I think he said it with more apostrophes though
@@kraglynn Im sorry, do you mean commas? I'm confused... apostrophes? unless you mean it should be you're instead of your I have no idea where any other apostrophes would go.
12:12 "I've got a couple things to craft before my big day tomorrow! It's currently 11PM."
Me for every high school project.
Plot twist: Danny's camera person is an actual kidnapper and has forced Danny and Nickisnotgreen to do this video
Put some respect of nickisnotgreen he ain’t just Danny’s friend 😓😓
@@aly916 I will change it, just for you 👍
*actual gun
Some kidnappers want a TV, others want a playstation, he just wants another troom troom video from Danny XD
Plot twist: us the viewers are the kidnapper
the “now i crush his bones” and nick looks down and scoots over IS MAKING ME LAUGH HYSTERICALLY HAHAH IVE STARTED THAT PART OVER LIKE 5 TIMES!!
24:32 if you want a laugh
24:58 is is where it all goes down lol
So close to 500 subs
*nick, fighting back tears* : "why is the mouth hole so big???"
That mask reminded me of the masks in mucha lucha lol. I used to love it as a kid.
LMAO
Is Danny trying to say that Nick talks too much lmao
While Danny’s all concerned about how Troom Troom might be kidnappers, I’m more worried about why there’s a naked woman mannequin in the background of the shot at 9:08 and why it’s waist isn’t fully attached. Could someone explain this?
Arrivederci is an italian word and it means "see you again/see you later" so he's basically just saying: see you later, hope you kidnap me again soon!
"Kidnap me another day, losers1"
It's more "until we meet again
@@aid3nxr_editz idk why but i read that in the voice of that one guy from he-man (the purple guy with a skeleton face)
@@MLM_Argentiskeletor
Yeah him!@@jex638
danny holding his breath looks like the hulk about to transform- i can’t stop laughing
I actually knew about the duct tape thing already. Duct tape has three layers: polyester, cotton, and an extremely strong adhesive which is why it works so well. It does however have a weakness which is stress so when you tense your muscles and lit your hands above your head, and pull your hands apart quickly, it rips the tape. That’s why that hack works.
Yeah, while it is nice troom troom has shared something that actually works, it's not exactly new knowledge.
They probably made the kidnapping video just because they found out about this
it made me laugh that the one i’ve literally been taught by self defence amazed them so much, like i guarantee most women know that one already
My brain is so small to process this-....
@@Kellyericah0pe exactly like that was the only one id heard of & i already knew it worked so it was weird when they didnt think it would work & hadnt even heard of it
Legit had no idea this worked despite having duct tape around everywhere. It’s so stretchy though but really not that sticky against human skin so I’m always confused why it “sticks” in movies on faces. I’ve put it on my face and it comes off so fast, it only really sticks to itself. Now electrical tape on the other hand, that stuff never comes off skin without a fight lol.
6:10 I feel he missed good “son of a gun” joke
19:47 I love how a quinceanera was the only long commitment nick could think of
Same lmao it was the hardest I laughed in a while
where else would the kidnapper possibly be?
To be fair those tend to be pretty long
Quinceañera*
" are you okay? "
" im kidnapped, of course im not okay. im scared. "
*wink*
Yeesd
So close to 500 subs
Snapping necks DOES, in fact, tend to kill people, Daniel.
i think it can paralyze people too
@@anissueofskill how can breaking a *neck* paralyze someone’s whole body
It's a lot harder than it seems, though. You have to apply a lot of force. More likely you're just gonna annoy them. Maybe paralyze them, if you're lucky.
@@tylerroblox7695 it's connected to your spine.
@@tylerroblox7695 yeah like how can hitting your funny bone hurt your whole arm I guess the people who experience it must be wrong
“Are you tied up with scotch tape? Perfect!” gets me every damn time 🤣