THE DOOM SLAYER'S SECRETS REVEALED | DOOM Eternal - Part 4
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- The DOOM Slayer's big secrets get revealed in this brand new exciting episode of DOOM Eternal
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Samuel: That’s a gun, not a teleporter.
Doomslayer: Reality can be whatever I want.
Barbara Hamilton
Doomslayer: I am a weapon
tomato tomata
let’s try to get Jack to play the new Ori game, ori and the will of the wisps
VEGA: access override complete
Vega is an enabler and hayden cannot stop him
"Thanos has entered chat"
*Literally any character in the game:* tells the Doom Slayer he can't do something
*Doom Slayer:* How bout I do A N Y W A Y
Doomguy is the definition of the 'Hold my beer' meme
Tells doom slayer he cant destroy the facilitys power as doom guy is kicking the shit out of it
Master chief: a man of culture, like myself
@@aurafireheart more like hold my BFG.
r/unexpectedbillwurtz
Jack: “75 headshots that’s easyyyyy” Jack later: “that’s Heckin a lot ”
He also completely stopped after like 5 headhsots
666 likes this makes this comment a lot better
Now this makes me happy
If Eternal was a telltale game
“That’s a gun, not a teleporter”
*Doomslayer will not remember that*
😂😂😂😂
😁😁
👌
Nice
*Doom Slayer doesn't give two sh*ts*
"Warning, the Doom Slayer has control of the BFG"
I love how they have an evacuation protocol for that specific event, absolutely hilarious
Or just a person freaking the hell out of her pants and still doing a calm alarm of it
True
I'd agree
Cant afford to overlook any adverse scenario, also can't stop the slayer.
They probably knew it would happen eventully
Hayden: "You can't just shoot a hole into mars..."
VEGA: *New objective: Shoot a hole into mars*
Time stamp?
666th like
Hahaha go !&#@ yourself, Hayden
ím hërê tøó beginning of last episode
YES
Sentinel ghost: *waiting forever in their afterlife to give a sacred token to their greatest fighter and kneels in utmost reverence*
Jackaboy: Thankyou for the pancake! :D
Nice comment, so funny
*gets punched in the face
Fucking hilarious
Dugan Chase that sounds sarcastic
@@iamdying9339 what? No way
I just love how generally gentle the Slayer is with people.
well he is fighting for the humans since he is one of them too so yeah. he is pissed off just on the demons because they took everything from him.
i think its cuz he knows the cant do shit to him so he dose not care about them also nice hazbin hotel radio demon photo :D
i meant to put they not the ;-;
It's like a dad trying to help a baby do something. "Put daddy's keycard in the slot, come on you can do it."
LordBracks518 press the three dots on the side and you can edit your comment and fix it
Doom Slayer: *Walks into lab*
Everyone: *Acts like he’s the most popular guy in school*
Shecky 8500, because i am
True
A-ah! Slayer-san!
the juice nug lmao
Damn if that's how they act towards popular guy in your school he must be depressed cuz they're treating him like he's the original carrier of the black death plague.
Khan Maykr: "this stronghold will now serve as your prison. with no power you can do no more harm to our mission"
Jack: *Has 9 unused batteries*
12*
What batteries can do !?
@@saumil0108 unlock doors for for weapon mods and other stuff
@@Soppage It's actually 11
Lapis Septo Flufftail
Jack: *Pulls out bfg* THIS IS A WARNING SHOT
Samuel: “That’s a weapon not a teleporter”
Doom Guy: “The council has acknowledged your idea, but given it’s a dumbass idea the council has elected to ignore it.”
True
Nice, marvel reference
Real Cheese yep supposed to be stupid ass idea
I can not stop seeing Samuel L. Jackson as Doom Guy. Just every cutscene of Doom Guy cracking jokes that Samuel would make.
I want to like but the likes are at 669
1:27:03 the achievement omg 😂
“Phew That Was A Close One” - Kill one Zombie with a direct BFG shot and no other Demons
The demon > 😶 😳 💀
So many of the achievements in this game are fucking hilarious
That's hilarious lmfao
one of the achievements has doomguy naruto running.
I got that achievement in the exact same way.
Dr. Hayden: "That is a gun, NOT a teleporter."
DOOM Slayer: "Oh contraire, but it is!"
Handsome Jack: Oh, come on, guns can be transportation devices, ask my space station!
Slayer: k boomer
I dunno man looks kinda like a teleporter to me
I mean... it got him from point A to point B almost instantly so…
More like a Bigger gun powered by a big gun with an old joystick on top
His backstory is literally that he was too angry to die, holy shit
i thought it was (still) that his pet rabbit was killed by a demon as shown by Doom 2
@@ferro9926 it is but that made him so angry that hell couldn't kill him
@@lunararmy1624 of course Hell won't kill him, it's a place in Michigan, and it's pretty chill too
@@ferro9926 wrong hell, we are talking about the one in the center of Mars
After Doom 2, Doomguy has serious fatigue and some type of Hell PTSD that couldn't be fixed. A mother demon resurrects demons and makes them stronger, Doomguy is recommissioned despite his mental condition (Which actually probably helped because his insane hatred towards hell basically fuels him), and all of Doom 64 happens. In the end, he stays in hell and somehow ends up in Sentinel Prime
Samuel: "That's a gun, not a teleporter"
DoomSlayer: "Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my big ass teleporter firing".
Underrated
Good one
Big fucking teleporter
Best one yet
Dude, this is the first time something I say online gets so much attention! I would like to thank my mom and my brother for the support and this loving and caring community for putting a smile on my face in a daily basis. Love you all
"You can't be- here"
Slayer: gets up in his face takes his gun walks out.
Gotta love it
Aikijin13 of course
Slayer takes his gun n be like it's mine now
@@Amixan0402 "Aww, for me? ..Thanks."
Dude does whatever the Hell he wants
@@messyalien5164pun intended?
“It’s a big FRIENDLY gun, it brings people together - in little tiny pieces”
Kian Iverson I just thought: Jack doesn’t it actually do the exact opposite?
Big Friendly Giant With A Big Frickin Gun.
BFGWABFG
Big friendly gadget
Vega : "Would you like me to disable the safety protocol?"
Doom Slayer : *aggressive button mashing*
*Anger intensifies*
Shield said rip and tear
Doom slayer: THE HELL DO YOU THINK I WANT YOU DO?!
DavidXlte 01234 Game Buyer+ this is my favorite thing and I rarely see people acknowledge it lol
Did Vaga have to ask? It's a yes.
Dr. Hayden: Expresses any sort of warning against something
Doom Slayer: And who asked you?
why hasn't Jack hearted this comment?
Dr. Hayden: Expresses any sort of warning against something.
VEGA: Here's how you do that thing.
Doom Slayer: Does the thing.
Hayden: “You can’t just shoot a hole into the center of Mars!”
Doom guy:” Hehe BFG go brrrrr”
"Why do i need his gun don't i already have it?"
Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack... CLEARLY you don't understand.
Doom slayer does what he wants and if he wants THAT GUN he wants THAT GUN. not a similar one. THAT ONE
So he could take a shit on a computer?
@@deinos1229 if he really wanted too😂 who's gonna stop him?
@@tntmdm im gonna do it first
Doomslayer: i want that thing
Hayden: ok you can have that but no more
Doomslayer: *takes it* I want that thing
@@harper2202 AAAnd so on......
Jack, cool stuff:
-You can use sentinel batteries to unlock several things on your ship, you can even unlock the original Doom suit, a new weapon, and some other cool stuff, and the best part, *I think you have enough batteries to unlock everything*
To unlock that weapon you need slayer game keys or something you get from beating them.
He knows that
15:17
You need 22 for everything
Okay master chief
VEGA: Would you like me to disable the Safety Protocols?
DoomSlayer: *repeatedly presses trigger*
Doomguy be like: WHAT SAFETY PROTOCOLS? Just mash it harder!
Glitch you stole this comment
*Presses trigger with unholy intent*
@@killmegamingandevilpoptart7526 How?
@@killmegamingandevilpoptart7526 How in the world did I steal the comment?
Doomguy:*shoots himself from a big gun*
My brain: LIVING LIKE LARRY
ya but larry would be cooked lobster if he fired him self out of a big gun
No its florida man
19:03
I can imagine Doomguy having the face of an upset child as he tries spam pressing the button to fire.
I can relate to doomguy in that moment
"Warning: the slayer has entered the facility." is an actual warning at phobos. Lmao.
WARNING: The Slayer has the BFG
Repeat, the Slayer has the BFG
@@MacDonald2500 FUCKING EVACUATE!
Everyone after hearing that warning: *scrambling to find any way off the FUCKING planet*
Warning: OMFG WE ARE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEE
Aw Sean “probably with a Scottish accent “ that one genuinely hurt our accents are class
Me and you both
agreed
Jack: "BFG, Strongest gun in the game."
Unmaker: "Am I a joke to you?"
It's actually pretty weak
I’ve never seen anyone legitimately use the unmakyr during a playthrough
Why use a weak weapon like that when you can basically destroy the world with one bfg shot.
@@budge3035 yeah because you have to get ALL of the Empyrean keys after ALL the slayer gates
@@anch5697 it's actually not.
“This weapon is only authorised to use UAC approved ammunition”
Doomslayer: what if... it wasn’t
Big Slayer Brain
Big Slayer Brain
The Slayer's entire reason for being is 'fuck what you think.'
Imagine being a demon and hearing in the dark: G I V E M E T H E M T O E S
*toes.
I W A N T T H E M K N E E S
DEMON: **with significantly heavier pants** oh ****** he's here!
Stop describing what goes on when me and Uncle Sam play hide and seek!
*shotgun blast intensifies*
Khan Makyr: I will resurrect the Icon Of Sin
Doom Slayer: (*sighs) again?
Seriously though, this'll make it the... What... *5th* time he's had to fight an Icon of Sin?
But hey 2 more times and it's the 7 deadly sins
you mean 4 tiny cube-shaped icons vs. a Big Fucking Titan
@@zoranlazarevic7526 with a big fucking gun dont forget
The line that tells all demons, “You’re in deep crap”:
Top o the mornin to ya laddis!
People: "Netflix and chill"
Me, an intellectual: *"RIP AND TEAR"*
*RIP THE CLOTHES AND TEAR THA-*
@@zilentecho3954 THA-..... WHAT dont let it hanging bro
K i n k -
Me, a university student: COPY AND PRINT . . . UNTIL IT IS DONE
Me, an even greater intellectual with unbound power: *KAR EN TUK!!!*
Halo: Master Chief Talk
Media: *Freaks Out*
Doom Eternal: Doom Guy Talks
Media: *The Whole World explodes*
Master chief talked in the tutorial of HALO CE so like 5 minutes into the first game how is that comparable to the doomslayer talking after 5 games (six if you count doom 3)
@@alpharedhed4446 This isn the internet. Nobody cares about grammar and correct lore
@@artechstorm it's not you it's just it annoys me as a halo buff for people to assume master chief doesn't talk at all when he makes a witty remark every 10 minutes in all games(excluding ODST, reach and h5)
@@alpharedhed4446 Bra. I played Halo since Xbox came out, of course I know Master Chief talk.
@@alpharedhed4446 And ODST
Guard: “That guy doesn’t
scare me, seriously I would
like to see him try-“
Doom Slayer: enters room
Guard: shits pants
Sheild said rip and tear
@@aaronwills7634 Rip and Shart
He said “im the best guard here! Nobody is getting through m-“*DOOM Slayer walks in* “o fuk”
@@Sprizys💀💀💀
Jack second episode: "I have a rocket launcher that I’m not using!"
Jack third episode: "I have a rocket launcher that I’m not using!"
Jack fourth episode: "I have a rocket launcher that I’m not using!"
What do you expect? Good thing Jack and his ilk didn't try this on Nightmare. oof. They don't have true GAMER blood in them.
Metal Slug announcer: RAWKIT LAWNCHAIR!
"I'm serious, that guy doesn't scare me. I'd like to see him try."
*Doom Slayer enters the room*
Guards: *back away, scared for their lives*
"Heard you talking sheet!"
I like how the other guard looks at the one talkin' shit, all like "You were saying?"
I know right
More like "Slayer bursts from the ground" xD imagine talking shit and Doomguy bursts from your toilet with a shotgun blast
For some reason I couldn't find out how to add one. I'm on mobile.
Jack: *Jumps to his death and respawns where he was meaning to go*
*Task failed successfully*
thankyou for this comment, tis a great one
@@oliverwattson4242 Ah-- tankyuuu for da compliment.
Fission Mailed Successfully
@@CygnusLaboratorys2056 henry Stickmin reference?
Khan Maykr: "If you let the priest live, then I will return to you what the demons took from you so long ago."
Me: *Daisyyyyyyy!!!*
PEOPLE NEED TO LIKE THIS COMMENT, OR ELSE
**COCKS SHOTGUN WITH MALICIOUS INTENT**
This is the reason I was looking in the comments to see if anyone else knew
shes already alive though,you can find her in every mission.
@@cheez3184 those are just hallucinations caused by doomslayer's broken mind, daisy is still quite unfortunately deceased.
@@michaelcollins301 reaaaally dead.
Demon: *Catches Jack by surprise*
Jack: Sorry
Also Jack: *Proceeds to saw demon in half*
Jack: "I'm going to punch a hole in mars!"
also jack: "Wait, am I going to mars?"
If firing himself out of a massive cannon straight through a wall doesn't hurt him, I don't know how the demons can.
...
I guess canonically they haven't.
They have hurt him. In the lore the fireballs imps throw are as hot as the surface of the sun, and he can tank them!
Nice Pun
Jeff Sian they dropped a temple on his head. They’ve sent there greatest champions only to watch as he rips them apart and leaves them in a red heap. He’s fired himself into a fractured planet where any normal human would more than likely die. Demons are simply killer bees to Doomslayer. So long as he doesn’t get stung to much they are nothing more than a nuisance.
Azazel Siad don’t forget he killed one of those massive demon giants carrying the temples naked.
Jablinski Yeblinski that’s what I meant by their mightiest champions.
Makyr Kahn: This stronghold will be your prison”
Jack: *BFG’s all of them*
Maykr Kahn: ahhh shit.
What does bfg stand for
Ima Cunt
Big Fu**ing Gun
Never mind
The music literally didn't even kick in, and when it did, it instantly stopped.
I did the exact same thing when I played before watching this, lol
Doom slayer:the earth has bean destroyed
Jack: raises hand
Slayer:yes
Jack:do we still have taxes
Slayer:no
Jack: : )
This dude gets launched out of an ion cannon at multiple times the speed of sound and the only damage sustained is a cramp in his neck. The doctor was right, this guy *is* a god.
Jack: "This game is amaizing"
Me: *Double upload please*
Please sir may I have some more?
*"This Time Of Self-Isolation And Coronavirus And Social Distancing, DooM Will Bring Us Together In A Fiery Hell Scape Of Death And Destruction."*
-jacksepticeye
Jack, 2020 A man of self isolation wisdom
A poet of the 21st century!
yep he said that in the video good job
toast That's why it's in quotes, and I honestly it was perfect for the chaos that's going on now! 😌
Diana Maioru Lol...Jack is great poet isn't he! 👌😂👍
Fact: Doomguy saying " Guts, huge guts" is a reference to the DooM comic 'Knee Deep Into the Dead' where he constantly repeats the phrase while tearing apart demon entrails. So this makes the comic canon!
This just in: Local Doomslayer literally too angry to die.
*THERUSSIANBADGER INTENSIFIES*
Jack: I love hearing the lore
Exposition Lady starts talking:
Jack: Lalala not listening
"I'm taking care of my teeth and if you're gonna make fun of that, you really are demons" that was wholesome lol
Game: Gives jack a gun with the power of destroying almost anything in a single shot
Jack: goes back to the most basic weapon in the game
You only have a few shots with it, you really wanna preserve the ammo
jack ten minutes in. "What about my BFD?"
Me: "We all need a big fluffy doggo."
not what he means lol
@@BTHP338 woosh
Bfd best fudge donut?
“He doesn’t scare me. I’d like to see him try-“
Slayer has entered the chat
Jack: "I'm too angry to die"
*TheRussianBadger has entered the chat*
I thought the same. I loved that video by the Russian badger
@@nuggetmuffs5072 yeah it's so cringy yet so funny
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THE TITLE
Interagator chaplain literally too angry to die
Agreeeeeeddd
jack: stabs person in the chest repetitively "give me health please."
11:26 "See, this is why its fine if games get delayed."
Me: *Looks at Duke Nukem : Forever*
Yup, sure!
There's a difference between a Delay and Development Hell.
Cyberpunk :(
Can also bee said regarding final fantasy 15, albeit to a lesser extreme.
That game should have been delayed forever.
@@B-rex395 imagine they delay it 🎶one more time omg XD
59:07 notice how they're dragging Doomguy backwards but you can't see his legs?
ID confirms, Doomguy never actually had legs.
@God So I'm gunna trust that you get the joke?
Wait what? I thought when he was being dragged his legs were dragging behind him. Like, on his stomach since his point of view he can se what's in front of him? And when he was like KILL THEM ALL you couldn't see his legs out of his perspective (bcoz he do be buff doh)
@@dublinakhtar108 They drag him forward, which means logically you wouldn't be able to see his legs, but then they drag him backward (without turning him around), and given the angle he should be able to see his own legs, but they're not there. Doomguy is Corpse Upper Torso confirmed
God fine I won’t wooosh
R/facepalm
@@KristenRobertskris10lr loophole hehe
Jack: "Right now I'm kinda, like, taking it easy to just recuperate -"
Hell Knight: OH GOD MY ORGANS
Jack: from all the death and destruction that's just befallen us -"
Gargoyle: Hey whatcha playin Jac-OHMYGODWHY
Jack: "*sigh* It's kinda nice to just like sit back and relax, ya know?"
yep sounds like my playthrough of doom on a friday night after schol
8:34 I remember my jaw dropped the first time I was under the BFG 10000 when it fired! AMAZING level
"I will resurrect the Icon of Sin, and it will be your fault"
Doom Slayer: "Uh..you do know I killed the guy right? And that was before the Serephim power-up."
doom 2
oh fuck, the Icon is screwed
So question, who is the icon exactly? Never played the original games.
@@dorianrobinette9712 The Icon of Sin is the son of the Doomguy. Basically Doomguy had a son, who died and he did a pact with the demons to get his son back, but the demons betrayed him, bringing his son back as the horrible demonic monster known as the Icon of Sin. This is why Doomguy hates demons so much, he lost everything because of them.
(click see more to read the rest. No spoilers for Doom Eternal)
@@Moody_Maj No. He's not Doomguy's son. He's the son of the Night Sentinel who betrayed them. Known as The Betrayer. He's an Argentian and he's in this game. I think it might be later on I can't remember the order rn so I won't spoil it but he's alive and i'ts not Doomguy.
EDIT: Valen was one of the Night Sentinels commanders who led countless battles against the forces of Hell. However, after his son perished in battle, he betrayed his kin to bring him back. Valen made a deal with the Hell priest, Deag Grav, to resurrect his son in exchange for leading him to the Wraiths. This led to the fall of Argent D'Nur as Deag Grav used the energy of the Wraiths to empower Hell's demonic legions to overwhelm Argent D'Nur and Valen's comrades were cut off from their world and scattered in Hell. But Valen did not gain back his son; instead, Deag Grav resurrected his son in the form of the Icon of Sin. Guilt-ridden by what he had done, Valen chose exile in Hell. Since then, Valen is condemned by his people as the Betrayer
Imagine being a demon on a ledge and seeing the doom slayer get hit by a space rock and fall to his death
Tfw you see a tiny space rock do something the entirety of hell has failed to do for several millennia
Hell priest promises doom slayer everything back that the demons took from him
Me: No one can make up for killing doom slayer's pet rabbit
yes
Gaming Grandpa plot twist: Doom Slayer is actually John Wick
@@The_RazorCode john wick is doom slayer*
Imagine a DOOM movie with Keanu Reeves as DOOM Slayer instead of the knock off ones. Keanu Reeves, Hugh Jackman, Norman Reedus or Arnold Schwarzenegger have great potential!
I unironically think that's what they were saying they were gonna give back
Sam: you can’t just blow a hole in mars!
Doom guy: *grunts*
Sam: please don’t kill me.
"Are we the Doomguy from the original game?!"
It's almost like he's _too angry to die._
People that said Doom 2016 was a reboot: "Wait, that's illegal"
@@AIrfan-cz2kt Well, now with Doom Eternal's existance, it's very clear that the reboot and Eternal are loosely connected to the classic games.
Jack: oooooh a turret for the mini gun
Everyone else: you never used it
21:28 "You're not worth wasting my big friendly gun."
There's a milestone for killing a zombie with a direct hit with the BFG, and not hitting anything else. It's got a pretty funny name too.
Name?
@@lingering8585 Phew, that was a close one.
lol
@Elmas Chiong congrats you didn't get the obvious joke
@@peacemaker0216 cOnGrAtS yOu DiDnT gEt ThE jOkE
*Apocalypse happens*
Jack: *ah, i see you have chosen to die, again.*
"what the demons took from you so long ago" The Khan Makyr meant doomguy's bunny, Daisy, and his old life, i think. It was never told he had a family on earth and Daisy was his only comfort, so that would make sense.
Still love the portrait in the FoD of him with Daisy xD
I read somewhere that Daisy was his comfort animal to help him through the trauma of PTSD, and then they killed it. Not unlike John Wick’s dog that was supposed to help him move on from his wife’s passing and transition into retirement.
@@KPITGangsta basically that's what she was
I love how when Jack gets an important slayer artifact from a hologram and he's just thinks it's a pancake
Doom Slayer: *Does literally anything*
Samuel Hayden: You can't just _DO THAT_
Doom Slayer: well then what can I do
James Chen
Samuel: You can't just-
Doom Slayer: WHEN DID I EVER GIVE YOU THE AUTHORITY TO SPEAK TO ME.
"You weren't supposed to do that."
I'm just imagining that everything Jack is saying being the inner monologue of the doom guy.
meggido360 it’s not just me lol
I love that he said "the super shotgun just isnt viable because of the reload speed" and then proceeded to look at the upgrades for EVERY OTHER GUN and miss the reload speed upgrade
I was scrolling through RUclips and thought “you know, I still haven’t watched Seán’s new Doom video.” Lo and behold it appears in my recommended.
Jack: Hayden tried to tell me that I couldn't punch a hole in Mars.
DooM Slayer: Challenge excepted!
"You can't just shoot a hole into Mars!"
*lol BFG-10K go Brrrr*
CONNOR
When you kill a demon and it drops ammo for you.
*Thanks Satan.*
Samuel: that is a GUN, not a teleporter.
Doomguy: rocket jumping exists too, you know.
*happy Soldier noises
"I will resurrect the Icon of Sin, and it will be your fault" Classic abuser tactics, the "you made me hurt you" excuse.
Icon of sin hurts even more than an abusive dad, i assure you!
The doom Slayer would just kill it like he has the other half dozen times he's encountered it. You'd think the IOS would learn and run at the first sight of the Slayer. It can't be pleasant to be resurrected each time it encounters the slayer
@@samuellennon1984 and each time more painful than the last
@@samuellennon1984 apparently u don't even fight it at full power according to an archive or something
@@samuellennon1984 but true
I love the fact that one of the strongest weapons in the universe is controlled with a joystick
**sad unmakr sounds**
Jack’s Invisalign: “Twist and pull until it is done.”
Lmao perfect comment XD
“WARNING. BFG-10,000 is firing.”
“What about my BFD?!”
Honestly my favorite line of the series thus far. (8:48) 🤣
For my Big fat Dick
Omg, I can’t believe it happened again; thank you so much! 💚
Doom Guy: Who're you?
Doom Slayer: Oh I'm you, but more *_metal._*
Samuel: you can't just shoot a hole through the center of ma-
Doomslayer: not sorry I can't hear you over the sound of the portal opening!
"The BFG is the most powerful gun in the game"
*Laughs in Unmakyr*
RIGHT? But he isn't going to get it since it is an optional gun. He'd have to do the Slayer Gates, which he hasn't done. And, i mean, he promised to do more God of War 4, and that still hasn't happened, so I don't have too much hope
@@bradleybarnett1469 Don't be a weenie
Every single time.
Jack: That's not gonna be enough
Doom Slayer: ......
Lucifer: I am the king of hell, eater of souls, and on par with god you can't kill me.
Doom slayer: Is that a challenge?!
Khan Maykr: "If you let the Priest live, I will return to you what the demons took from you so long ago."
me: You gonna give Doomguy his rabbit Daisy back
And his family
@@anubisthepuppeteer3417 he didn’t have a family
@@chainsawboy2388 I know this is super super late but he did have one, in the castle of doom under his desk there Is a picture of a family with the man having his face ripped out, presumably his family
Jack: wants to explore for secrets
Also Jack: has the option to reveal them with Praetor points
Also also Jack: doesn't get the thing that does what he wants
RUclips: sets rules
Sean:uploads this
RUclips: I... uh... there’s so much wrong with this.
RUclips: promotes gambling
DOOM promotes christian values, that’s why it’s allowed
CAN NOT COMPUTE
Still monetised though
Buts it’s a M rated game so it’s kinda okay
53:55 this frame is so perfect, the zombies head is all comically bonked in, and Jacks face is like "Just give me your damn health" lol
I love how jack doesn’t know how to pronounce “Deag” so he just says “DÁÄÀÂG”
Its pronounced dag
@@ashleylamoureux5652 The only time it's pronounced in-game to my knowledge, it was pronounced "Dey-ag"
Jack: literally gets BFG made for clearing out crowds
Also jack: you know I'm not using the rpg enough
"The ion catapult is designed to use only approved UAC ammunition"
Doom guy: how's this for approved ammunition
"He must have sent me to areas that really needed attention."
Yeah...let's go with that. Not that he betrayed, used, and then dumped you off because he knew he couldn't kill you...so yeah. Let's go with Hayden is a good guy. Not that he stole the sword from you after you retrieved it or anything. Or that he was the one who basically allowed all this to happen cause he was manifesting Argent energy from hell, and refused to close down all the portals to hell because they would lose that energy. So he teleported you away so you wouldn't interfere.
Yeah, let's go with that he did it so you could help....Guys, what are you updating him on? Come on, at least explain the assholery that is Hayden.
Hayden used you, the Doom Slayer, to defeat the Demons, but when you were going to close the portals to hell for good he wasn't going to allow it. Cause he wanted the Argent energy. So when you got the crucible he stole it from you by basically paralyzing and teleporting you away so you wouldn't interfere. He believed he could fight the demons and continue to get Argent Energy for "the Good of the Human Race". Yeah, we see how that turned out.
Anyways, yeah. So, Hayden's an ass. He believes he's doing good, but he's simply made things worse. Least imo.
The most terrifying villain is one who believes he's right
Uh Jack hasn’t finished Doom 2016 but yeah that happened and it’s nice to spread awareness to Jack
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@@rocorexx7811 I know he didn't finish DOOM 2016. That's why I said "Guys, what are you updating him on?" cause he said that people were updating him on Hayden and what happened in DOOM 2016, but I guess they failed to mention that Hayden is an ass and betrayed the Doom Slayer.
Dude, no need to batter him with wretched sarcasm. He didn't play DOOM 2016.
Fun fact: I’m pretty sure the Khan Makr is referring to Daisy, doom guy’s pet rabbit that was killed by the demons. He literally went on a massive rampage to avenge her.
“Hayden told me I couldn’t punch a hole in Mars”
“What I’m gonna do is punch a hole in mars”
1:03:45 "they asked me for this, and so i gave it to them." Sounds like bethesda talking about 76 and microtransactions.
36:13
Jack: *Has 1 health*
Me: How are you not dead?!
Jack: I HAVE NO IDEA!
It actually buffs player on 1 health,to survive trouble
No r/woooosh pls
Jack: Overkill is my middle name
Me: I thought it was Leslie
Doom Leslie 😈
I just thought of DOOM torreto