I love when oldschool random tana storytimes pop up on my homepage. I miss her storytimes. Her life is sooo much more crazy now...I know shes got some SUPER TEA (like celebrity tea stories) that she can tell us! Getting this girl to just make ANY videos these days is like pulling teeth.
I’m just seeing how she complains about people being on shrooms all “WhAt ThE fUcK dO yOu MeAn” like bruh you crashed a car and I swear to god she is one of the slowest person she can’t even drive 😐
I saw "drug forest" and thought it was your salvia story and you'd just control alt deleted the memory so bad you didn't even remember you uploaded it already lmao
The fact I can see you soon as possible and to get my nails look like I have a great way for me and I love it and it is not an issue of whether it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and a lot to do that to you but you have no clue please fix and it will take me out and get a new one is a egreat and I love you so much fun and I love you so much better if
jemima cummings Emily Nam I Do Go To School Dumbass, I Have Education. When I'm Writing Something In School I Don't Write Like This, So Stfu & Get Off My Post.
Wow, You Have An Education?! Then Stop Typing Like This Anywhere Because It Makes You Look Like A Dumbass Bitch. And Why Don't You Do Me The Honor Of Shutting The Fuck Up Please? Thanks.
dear tana, im so sorry but my mom Is making me delete youtube so i have to unsubscribe but i will sneak a peak at some of your videos on Google. goodbye tana ill miss you I hope you see this.
People complaining about Tana swearing pisses me off so much for some reason. Like bitch if you're fucking five years old then go back and watch fucking Dora and listen to your fucking kids bop, and leave the Internet because guess what most people do on the Internet? Swear.
OMG!! I found your videos accidentally while binge watching youtube videos and I've literally been binge watching your videos for the past 4 days and I absolutely love them. Please never change you are so great.
i remeber watching this video when it first came out and thinking it was crazy but then i finished growing up in southern California and tbh this sounds like a typical weekend
honestly every time I'm sad I come to tanas channel and I smile and laugh and she is just the best if tana didn't have a RUclips channel I'd Prolly be cutting or sum shit but that's literally how amazing she is. ilysm
how is her life so interesting? 😂 like I'm over here excited if I go to the mall
Sammeee 😂😂😂😂👌🏼🙌🏻✌🏻️
Tru
HAHAHAHHA same
same
+Ava Lyles I'm just excited if I get myself to go outside. Like wtf xD
honestly, tana should have a movie, not like an inspirational cutesy movie, but one of all the crazy/funny shit that she got into through the years
I know right I would watch that over and over lmao
Scarleт Arcнer now that you say it I'm pretty sure it's gonna happen..
taylor yesssss
she should 100% make a movie/documentary about her life at some point though.
I love when oldschool random tana storytimes pop up on my homepage. I miss her storytimes. Her life is sooo much more crazy now...I know shes got some SUPER TEA (like celebrity tea stories) that she can tell us! Getting this girl to just make ANY videos these days is like pulling teeth.
Her tea rn would be so mf juicy but they always trying to sue her fuckkk 😩😩
I hate people who complain about her swearing. Her swearing is what makes her. If it bothers you, no one would miss you or your complaining.
period
But she complains about other people swearing
That just hypocrisy
I’m just seeing how she complains about people being on shrooms all “WhAt ThE fUcK dO yOu MeAn” like bruh you crashed a car and I swear to god she is one of the slowest person she can’t even drive 😐
I saw "drug forest" and thought it was your salvia story and you'd just control alt deleted the memory so bad you didn't even remember you uploaded it already lmao
Omg same
Amanda Riggio same
sameeee
OMF
Amanda Riggio same
“maia and i are gonna be best friends forever” whoops
Ok so like, ik this sounds beyond stupid but like what happened
Madison Fitzpatrick like no one knows they haven’t explained why
@@aneesashears oh😐
Madison Fitzpatrick maia was using tana for clout
@@jaymal4029 O, that sucks :( Thanks :)
"SHIT THAT WILL EAT ME LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING LUNCHABLE
😂😂😂😂
Fotgets to put the " at the end....
+Kim Taehyung's Wife forgets to spell 'forgets! With a S..
+Kim Taehyung's Wife good try? No hunny, i was spelling it with an s so...
+Kim Taehyung's Wife that was literally the most stupid argument, both of you please grow up
She’s really before her time w the “eat the rich” shirt!! LMAO
@@rebekahf7235 who tf is we lmao
@@rebekahf7235 thats what eat the rich means.....
@@marxreader420 people who don’t hate poor people 😄
Ally’s Place millionaires aren’t poor❤️
now she's on the menu lol
It’s 2019 and I don’t even recognize her lmao
If tana was president: "president tana our enemies are attacking" " WHAT DO YOU MEAN LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE MYSELF"
I LOVE THIS. 😂
+stephanie cohen
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
IT'S NOT LIT
+stephanie cohen LIT
I'm pretty sure Justin Beiber wrote 'What do you mean' for her.
Bieber** omg its not that hard
+harryskittyz chill
+harryskittyz some people aren't as obsessed with him as much as you jeez
+harryskittyz bruhh chilllll
+harryskittyz chill beliber
omg she looks so different...
yeah she was really pretty
What did she do different??
xo xo nose and botox
xo xo and lips
A lighter orange?
"A bunch of drugs that make me a stupid ass vegetable" this is the fucking reason I am subscribed.
Same
OMG Same!
Fell asleep a few videos back and autoplay was on and i woke up to "bear. BEARS. FUCKING BEARS. bears." I was so confused hahahahaha
That must have been so confusing and funny😂
lmao 😹😹😹
Lel
I think she means Care Bears "Yay"
I did the same but my grandpa had to turn off "we had sex on a faris wheel" lol he never said anything😂😂
I love how she says that she's gonna put the links in the description but never does
Anyone else think Tana should vlog? lmao i'd love it 😂
If you did like 3 vlogs a week i'd be so frickin done- like yes please
+Gabella omg yessssss, 100%
LEGIT. YES. PLZ
yess!
yaas!
youre the queen of storytime videos :D
Agreed!!
+Daniel Mezquita She is!
yup !
And simplynessa15
+tori romero nah
2020 watching this and she looks COMPLETELY different
facts
fax
Yeah she grew up and got a little work done. Why’s that an issue?
pinkdansparis i dont think they meant it as a problem i think their just saying ☹️ im not trying to sound rude😔
i kinda miss the chode lashes tbh
Shrooming or tripping in the forest/while camping is actually a pretty amazing experience
Have u done it
Roxyprincessia10 What do you think? 😒 If someone says it that seriously they've probably done it. Also, WTF is your username? Are you ten years old?
Nathan Getz jfc chill out
Nathan Getz chill tf out...
+Nathan Getz Jesus fucking Christ chill out, man. she was just asking a question.
You need to make merch saying "I don't resemble a nectarine" I will buy the shit out of that
PLEASE
yaaaaassssssssss!!!(ps your username 👌)
+Madalyn Ballinger
Twenty one air navigators
Anxiety! At the disco
Fall out not yet a man
+So, what happens next? Omg that's beautiful
" Things that will eat me like a LUNCHABLE. " I DIED 😂😂😂
My all-time favorite quote(s) of Tana's is 'When you _______ because me too.'😂😂
when u honestly agree with that statement cuz me too😂😂😂
I would buy a shirt with that on it haha
Mine is like lol
My favourite quote is you'll never be the man your mother is
OMG!!!
Bears. BeArS. fUCKING BEARS.
so do you ship kiandrea
+Nayli Batrisyia no
+Zafrana Jehan was asking katie hahahahaha............... sorry mate
Haha i saw this comment just as she said this😆😆
New MERGE quote !!
og tana just hits
getting an elf vibe with this look idk why? but you still cute boo
The fact I can see you soon as possible and to get my nails look like I have a great way for me and I love it and it is not an issue of whether it was not immediately available to all of them in my head and a lot to do that to you but you have no clue please fix and it will take me out and get a new one is a egreat and I love you so much fun and I love you so much better if
I think it's the ears
Same lmao
same hahaha
Haha me2
Being friends with you would be the best thing ever because you be getting into some crazy shit haha
omg i see you literally everywhere 😂😂😂 i should start commenting on more videos too lol
You are everywhere like no joke
You r every where omg
you are everywhere omg
Seeing you on every one of Tana's videos is amazing
tanas story times are SO therapeutic to me. i live on her channel
"Ride coyotes to the elk farm." OMG bye 😂😂😂
RIGHT WHEN I READ THAT SHE SAID IT OMG
+CALICIOUS ME TOO LMFAO
+Megan Rae (Reganmae) same here omg
made me smile coming home from school to a story time :,)
Same
u R literally AMAZING at telling stories
Ikr she is queen😍
N beans cass dc dm looks gg jkf
you need to make Merch that says stupid ass vegetable
YASSSSSS
Mrs. Mendes duh who else? Or what about fuck gender roles
Hello Kyleigh she already has
Why is RUclips suggesting this to mee😭😭TANA LOOKS SO DIFFERENT FROM NOW
I live in vancouver and there is literally a bear in my yard rn
there was one in my neighborhood complex garbage when i was 7 so you're fine. stay in and animal control with tranquilize it
+Jasmine Ohbe what why?? Its just a bear it gunna leave. Honey I literally live in the middle of the forest thats Vancouver for ya
Parnianlangroudi_ i didn't call them my neighbors did. That's the white suburban side of BC for you.
i live in Vancouver, and hope you are on the north shore or something far like that where the city is far:)
I lived close to Grosse Mt. and we had bears, raccoons and we had a wolf in our neighborhood !!!!
Literally been watching your videos all day. Because who needs a life?
same omg😂😂😂
Yeah lol me too I'm homeschooled so I'm already done with school so ❤️
take a shot every time tana says "ya know"
I love Tana but bitch you would get drunk😂
Take a shot every time she swears. I love her but I'd probably die of alcohol poisoning if I played that game
😂
+Grace Catherine true
you know what i mean?
This just came up in my feed & im so glad it did 😭 I remember being at my lowest and watching these storytimes made my day 1000x better 💕
I Feel So Sorry 4 Vegetables, Tana Just Roasted The Shit Out Of Them.
"Who's Gonna Go To A Forrest Taking Drugs Thats Gonna Make Them A Stupid Ass Vegetable" I CAN'T 😂
+Laphonta Dye Why Do You Type Like This. It's Stupid. Go To School.
Oh My Gosh Right? I Was Like Does This Person Know Anything About Grammar. Like Hello Get Your Education Hunny.
jemima cummings Emily Nam I Do Go To School Dumbass, I Have Education. When I'm Writing Something In School I Don't Write Like This, So Stfu & Get Off My Post.
Wow, You Have An Education?! Then Stop Typing Like This Anywhere Because It Makes You Look Like A Dumbass Bitch. And Why Don't You Do Me The Honor Of Shutting The Fuck Up Please? Thanks.
WHAT DO U FUCKING MEANNNN
What
+Puppies_lover1234565 QUEEN .....
it's lit ayyy clique |-/
+RhiannonsCreations +it's lit
yayayayyayayyaya
Sierra Griffin what?
dear tana, im so sorry but my mom Is making me delete youtube so i have to unsubscribe but i will sneak a peak at some of your videos on Google. goodbye tana ill miss you I hope you see this.
LMAO OMG
shrooms in the woods reminds me of that skins episode…anyone?
Yass ,,,,effy👸🏻👸🏻👸🏻
💖💖💖
Yes !!!
yeas lol
omg same
I'm jealous that you have so many friends.You're life seems perfect. My friend is my cat.
lmao same af
same. my locals are snotty af.
same. my locals are snotty af.
Literally same lol!
it's probably because you're on RUclips all day lol jk
Person- "Can you go ten seconds without swearing." Tana- "no." Me- "Tana.. Your perfect."
Is Mel your profile pic?
+Herr Hans is yours the zodiac killer?
+Herr Hans yes
+Sydney Carrigan I LIVE FIR MEL I WENT TO HER CONCERT
+Debbie Piñon definitely
Run for president #tana2k16
#tana2k16
#tana2k16
#tana2k16
#tana2k16
#tana2k16
Omg I stayed up and was about to sleep but I'd much rather watch this
SAME OMG
+Emilyy another 15 minutes of Tana won't hurt lol
+Essy Of Hyrule haha, i'll probably end up watching more of her videos now though
+Emilyy OMG me too xD
I'm supposed to be in class rn but instead I'm hiding in the locker room watching this
So much for her and Maia being friends forever 😅
MAKE A VLOGGING CHANNEL!
AGREED
Lol I love ur channel
YES KEVIN WOOOO
Yes
100th like 😂😂😝
Your life is way more interesting than mine
check out my stories
+Deniz Eskisan Your grammar is interesting though.
She really, could've just drawn a sea bear circle, easy bear attack prevention.
Meaghan Doyle YASSSS THIS COMMENT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES OF NONSTOP WATCHING SPONGE BOB
Meaghan Cates C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E. S.O.N.G song
Meaghan Cates I know right
Fishee Fish it will help if you just sing along(bum bum bum)
I know right.
Had to chose between watching this and watching Channon's video.. How could you do this to me :(
SAME!
Channon's was hilarious lmfao😂
I was just watching Channon
same
I see you made the right choice
Life hack: when people are telling true stories they usually move hands a lot
Like Tana :)
How is this a hack 😂
+Ema Cyprichova that isn't a hack tho
+XxSimply GisselleXx if you watched her pet peeve video u would understand 😂😂
Its 2k19 but her old vids are too good to forget abt
I have watched a couple of your story time videos....how are you still alive??!! lol I love you Tana
even if she was orange she would still be goals oops
YAS😅
honestly, she could be fucking green and she would still be goals
Miranda yassssss
Comment section:
Person: can you go 10 seconds without swearing
Tana fucking mongeau: no
Me: fuck yas
........she did though?........
+Serena Allee yes I counted
Sorry that's what I meant. That she actually did. I was just questioning the person who commented this saying she did
Ah gotcha👌
haha
No matter what I'm on RUclips for I always end up back at your videos 👍🏼 I love you girl ❤️
People complaining about Tana swearing pisses me off so much for some reason. Like bitch if you're fucking five years old then go back and watch fucking Dora and listen to your fucking kids bop, and leave the Internet because guess what most people do on the Internet? Swear.
Emma Coles right
Emma Coles yeah you go girl and yeah of you're fucking two leave and go watch cailou or dora
Emma Coles this comment made my day
Emma Coles yasssssss
Emma Coles yasssss
OMG!! I found your videos accidentally while binge watching youtube videos and I've literally been binge watching your videos for the past 4 days and I absolutely love them. Please never change you are so great.
I always learn words from Tana! Quitting school to binge watch Tana's videos to expand my vocabulary lol.
“Me and Maia are gonna be bestfriends for life” LMAOOO ily tana
TANA YOU HAVE TO DO A VIDEO REACTING TO THESE OLD STORY TIMES😂you’ve changed SOOO much it’d be so fun to watch😂
EVERYTIME she says what do you mean I sing the Justin Beiber song... am I the only one?
Same
I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!
*Bieber
You spelled bieber wrong but SAMEEEEE
haha yeah ik I spelt bieber wrong I realized that as soon as I posted the comment lol
i remeber watching this video when it first came out and thinking it was crazy but then i finished growing up in southern California and tbh this sounds like a typical weekend
"Make my self a fuck8ng stupid ass vegetable" im dying
9:18
The part about bears had me cryyyying
Lmfao same
Lol same 😂
dont cry, craft
This story reminds me of Skins UK
I was literally looking for a comment that said this 😂 I love skins
Jesus Christ yesssssss 😂
That show sucked lol
"I don't mean like a happy little fucking chinchilla" 😂😂😂
Lmao her channel is just one long episode of I Shouldn't Be Alive 😂
THE MOST ACCURATE THING I'VE EVER READ 😂😂😂😭😭😩
No, actually "Yeah because me too." should be a shirt
these stories confirm the west coast is everything I thought it was. I think I'll stay in Iowa
west coast shit is the shit. go there and your life will change forever
+FknKai WEST COAST BABBBYYYYYY
eyyyyyyyyy ;))) you know it
I'll just stay in Minnesota 👍🏻
lmfao, I live on the west coast and it's not always this way.... Kind of. 😂
Does anyone else like the video before even watching it? 😂
Omg yes!
Ironically I liked your comment before reading😂😂
yaasss cuz i know that her vids are gonna be great
^^^ someone's salty 😂😂
Me on all of them😂😂
"bears! bears! fucking! bears!" omg i died. 😂
honestly every time I'm sad I come to tanas channel and I smile and laugh and she is just the best if tana didn't have a RUclips channel I'd Prolly be cutting or sum shit but that's literally how amazing she is. ilysm
I really ship you with kian lawley idk why😂❤️
Tian or kana
Omg kian and Andreas videos are... Interesting? (I love the videos thoe so... 😂😂)
Haha that's would be the funniset relationship ever😂😂OMG EVEROJE GO TO KIANANDJC CHANNEL ABD COMMENT KINNA
I like tanut ☺️
+Bree Rosemarie OMG
I lost my shit at "a happy little fucking chinchilla"
shes so chill in these 'old' videos
“me and maia are gonna be friends forever!” yikes!
Anna Garris what happened
Red Velvet Mood maia used tana for clout
phrases only tana OG'S will know
I'm like 5
what do you mean
you know
and like
sketchy
bleach and tone
because me two
OK
sooooooo
This is the first video I had ever watched of her SIX YEARS AGO! This is the OG tana lmao and the most recent video reminds me of this tana
I love Tana with a messy ponytail😃❤️
ana malazonia that may be so.....but that's a bun 😂😂😂😂
It's bun and it's not really messy it's supposed to be l
when you've been waiting for this video all week
its 2020 and im just amazed at this person rn
Tana I love you a bunch but how are you not in jail/dead
Kaley Davis lol but TRUE
Kaley Davis cut to Tana getting arrested at Coachella
me getting lost in central park
can’t believe tana used to look like this compared to now... and i still watched back then lmao not in a bad way just it’s like a totally new person
"who in the right mind takes drugs where there are bears?! LIKE A STUPID F'N VEGETABLE" omg I died
she was so naturally pretty
Oooohhhhooo when you nod your head yes but you wanna say no
Cue tana: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Sry tana. Love you!
watching this now and hearing her talk about maia makes me so sad tbh
why are they not friends now???
GIRL. youre so close to 2 million!
I've only come across these storytimes 😂😭 holy shit I can't breathe😂 unreal at telling stories.. I'm literally binging this shit😂😭
Sameeere
"People standing on trees and saying weird shit to the horses" lmao that sounds like fun :D
It's almost 5am and I'm on a Tana storytime binge 😅❤
THIS IS ME
“Deer, elk” - “things that will eat me like a lunchable”
If you and Sarah baska collabed I would D I E
Laura McGrath they did last week they just haven't uploaded it yet
Laura McGrath SAMEEEEE
I was scrolling through my yt feed and saw this video, didn't recognize Tana. Crazy how much she's changed
Ur face is never even orange😂😂😂 just tan😂😂🍊🙅🏼
(tan)a
+chelsey o TRUE OMG
tana not orangea
+Xdcplayer ayyyyee👉👉
+chelsey (tan)a should be a shirt
omg i love the way you say orange
This was my first ever Tana video😭😭 this is where i feel in love ❤️❤️
CAN WE GET A "i'm like 4" SHIRT THAT SHOWS A LITTLE BIT IF MIDRIF
of*
"I'm sorry mom" merch????
Yes