I WAS ARRESTED FOR DRUG POSSESSION FELONIES: STORYTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @lucas_c412
    @lucas_c412 2 года назад +412

    6 years later and im still cackling at her saying "for 8 hours, staring at a wall like thinking about Hillary Clintons emails"

  • @WonderWhyHuh5
    @WonderWhyHuh5 8 лет назад +5612

    you did this at 16 and i'm 16 and all i do is play the sims

    • @oreocookies0428
      @oreocookies0428 8 лет назад +108

      Bridget Dotson lmao I'm 18 and that's all I do is play sims

    • @kay5314
      @kay5314 8 лет назад +8

      Bridget Dotson omg me too 😂

    • @WonderWhyHuh5
      @WonderWhyHuh5 8 лет назад +2

      Celestial Stick exactly

    • @Chef_pookie
      @Chef_pookie 8 лет назад +1

      Bridget Dotson shook

    • @ambercomeau1605
      @ambercomeau1605 8 лет назад +5

      SAMEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @nz3349
    @nz3349 5 лет назад +1627

    1:26
    *Tana: "this story is the most ultimate L I have ever taken"*
    *Tanacon: hold my condom*

    • @johnny_ca
      @johnny_ca 5 лет назад +26

      Badgyal nok hold my tanacondom

    • @victoriabryan8448
      @victoriabryan8448 5 лет назад +40

      MTV Tana Turns 21: Hold my marriage

    • @ellacypriana
      @ellacypriana 5 лет назад +13

      Victoria Bryan 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @avamenyo3967
      @avamenyo3967 4 года назад +5

      Victoria Bryan IM SCREAMING

    • @kacielewis
      @kacielewis 4 года назад +1

      For real🤣🤣

  • @selenaavalos2230
    @selenaavalos2230 7 лет назад +4593

    Everyone hating while I'm over here having a Tana Mongeau marathon.

  • @arianamegerdichian8993
    @arianamegerdichian8993 8 лет назад +1513

    you know how tana always says, "sorry mom" or "my mom never knew this until now"? I REALLY WANT A VIDEO WHERE TANA GIVES US HER MOMS REACTIONS!!!!! THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

    • @ashleeS6929
      @ashleeS6929 8 лет назад +3

      Ariana Meg yesssss!!!!

    • @imsunnyvillee
      @imsunnyvillee 8 лет назад +2

      I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS HAHAHAHAHAHA BUT YESSSSS FOR REAL

    • @katielawson8389
      @katielawson8389 8 лет назад +4

      Ariana Meg let's get this enough likes and comments so she can see this

    • @madiemae6204
      @madiemae6204 8 лет назад +3

      YESS

    • @echkoseidelman8094
      @echkoseidelman8094 8 лет назад +2

      Ariana Meg YESSSSSS

  • @KRL1E
    @KRL1E 8 лет назад +1885

    There should be "Tana's Mom reacts" videos where her mom finds out about these things for the first time.

  • @Miss_M85
    @Miss_M85 8 лет назад +2998

    You know this officer prob tells this story around the Thanksgiving dinner table while laughing hysterically right?

  • @thebizzarechannel440
    @thebizzarechannel440 5 лет назад +654

    2016: Tana is gonna run out of storytimes!
    2019: *tHe TiMe LiL xAn cHeAtEd oN mE*

    • @jaeee333
      @jaeee333 5 лет назад +6

      I did an Ariana Grande giggle because I was trying not to spit out my water when I saw this😂😂

    • @alipapi7147
      @alipapi7147 4 года назад +8

      2020: pranked her ex husband Jake Paul with his brother Logan.

  • @kylieaaliyah
    @kylieaaliyah 8 лет назад +199

    "Go shred a beauty blender" LMFAOOO

  • @leslies7850
    @leslies7850 2 года назад +87

    Sometimes I come back to old tan a bc she’s a comfort thing lol

  • @allegrawelsh5359
    @allegrawelsh5359 8 лет назад +3729

    when my innocent mind automatically assumes that a dab is a dance move

    • @ITSLIZZ111
      @ITSLIZZ111 8 лет назад +3

      haha same

    • @bobhummer7601
      @bobhummer7601 8 лет назад +25

      Allegra Welsh same I was just like ok they're all gonna dab for a pic 😂😂😂

    • @melo1guin
      @melo1guin 8 лет назад +1

      Allegra Welsh omg ness me too!😂

    • @ellenbeaty7170
      @ellenbeaty7170 8 лет назад

      Allegra Welsh Me too 😂😂

    • @HidanDaniel
      @HidanDaniel 8 лет назад +1

      Allegra Welsh Same!!!

  • @medusaasudem7320
    @medusaasudem7320 4 года назад +276

    There’s no way it’s a lie. I’m 30 and here in 2020 fully entertained because this is exactly the shit I got into growing up. I’m so glad I found Tana. She’s my favorite semi problematic RUclipsr. I will always have a soft spot for Tana. Always. I will defend you forever.

    • @AudioZer0
      @AudioZer0 4 года назад +8

      I believe this story too. I totally got wrapped up into insane shit like this while I was in highschool!!

  • @cynthiareaume246
    @cynthiareaume246 8 лет назад +548

    this was the craziest story i've ever heard

  • @iriss1303
    @iriss1303 8 лет назад +563

    When Tana does her story times it feels like your sitting down with your best friend having a bitching fest and sipping some hot hot TEA ☕️

    • @lisamera5915
      @lisamera5915 8 лет назад +7

      Tana Mongeau GOAL ACHIEVED..LOVE UUU

    • @summerconover2174
      @summerconover2174 8 лет назад +2

      omg yes

    • @natt6708
      @natt6708 8 лет назад +2

      I would do this if I had a best friend or any friends that actually like hanging out with me :/

    • @summerconover2174
      @summerconover2174 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @racheldowning5300
      @racheldowning5300 8 лет назад +1

      Nat Don't come in here trying to make others feel bad for you.

  • @denyeeezy
    @denyeeezy 8 лет назад +1063

    this is by far one of the best stories on tana's channel

  • @vanessapatterson3229
    @vanessapatterson3229 7 лет назад +2539

    Everyone thinks that she's lying but tbh I think this was a officer from a small town that saw and opportunity to teach those kids a lesson and probably gets his kicks out of messing with younger delinquents. It's a power thing. It's not the first time a cop hasn't done his job right.

    • @aeryndarrah4889
      @aeryndarrah4889 7 лет назад +142

      I've literally been pulled over in a small town in Oregon just because I had a California licence plate (the first thing he said to me was "So I see you're from California) and tried saying that my licence was out of date but it wasn't. Small town cops are assholes

    • @cicithekat7306
      @cicithekat7306 6 лет назад +35

      true, i ALMOST got arrested for my fake ID and drug charges. AT THE TIME i was 14, im going to be 16 this year. it was at school too... i was freaking out, my mom still dont know about it. cops dont always do there job and just wanna fuck with someone.

    • @idekemmmm
      @idekemmmm 6 лет назад +36

      I wouldn’t say letting someone get away with a big bag of xan is doing your job right. I don’t care about the weed but Xanax is different. People can OD on it, use it as a date rape drug, and get crazy fucked up from it. Just one pill and some drinks can make you blackout easily.

    • @cicithekat7306
      @cicithekat7306 6 лет назад +1

      Kosmic Kunt Kandy
      I had many problems with this officer before tho. I'll admit sometimes I was in the wrong but not everytime. He should have just arrested me.

    • @cicithekat7306
      @cicithekat7306 6 лет назад +2

      Kosmic Kunt Kandy
      And he was the one who arrested my dad for something unrelated. So he knew who I was, my dad didn't do anything and wasn't even able to show the paperwork for what he "got in trouble" for.

  • @connorhandwerk9034
    @connorhandwerk9034 7 лет назад +2029

    honestly i don't care if this was a lie it was funny as hell

  • @leslienguyen2191
    @leslienguyen2191 8 лет назад +926

    when the officer said " you just got punked ", i felt so bad for the poor druggie's dabaccino :(

    • @lyssabrooke5344
      @lyssabrooke5344 8 лет назад +3

      +skeletalgirl it is ?

    • @leyla3178
      @leyla3178 8 лет назад +46

      probably not, if police actually finds all of that in a car along with a minor they're required to make an arrest because of all of the felonies. speeding is one thing, drug possession and intent to distribute is completely different. leaving broken glass on the floor would also be an extreme safety hazard to others. if this is true (unlikely), then the cop would've/should've been fired for being extremely unprofessional, but it's entertaining all the same.

    • @00agentmoo
      @00agentmoo 8 лет назад +13

      Alyssa Carpenter You don't actually know that for a fact

    • @AP-jz1eh
      @AP-jz1eh 8 лет назад +24

      yeah its an amusing story, but doesnt make any sense lol

    • @iLoveSimplePlanx3
      @iLoveSimplePlanx3 8 лет назад +2

      panda 789 and if they got rid of all the paraphernalia then how did they smoke the rest of the weed

  • @luciahofmann759
    @luciahofmann759 7 лет назад +731

    "Officer fuckYourDickCock"

  • @Foodiemelody
    @Foodiemelody 7 лет назад +540

    To all the people saying she’s lying bc cops wouldn’t let charges like that go, cops do that A LOT, depending on where you are in the country. Also, if you have no previous record and also depending on the circumstances of the situation, cops sometimes will let you go and just confiscate your illegal objects. Not all cops want to fuck up peoples lives, futures, and careers.

    • @endofsmallsanctuary35
      @endofsmallsanctuary35 6 лет назад +15

      Erica Wright well the stoner guy said that 90% of this story is fake 😂

    • @Foodiemelody
      @Foodiemelody 6 лет назад +7

      riley • & so even if the story is fake, it’s still true what I said^

    • @morguegal
      @morguegal 6 лет назад +16

      when i got caught in a car where my friends were smoking weed a while back, the cops let us off with a verbal warning and called our parents to come take us home and I live in a super small southern criminalized state so i’m with you on how not all cops want to ruin people’s lives over stupid shit

    • @annatossell3240
      @annatossell3240 5 лет назад +1

      mine sure wanted to...

    • @sofia_rms
      @sofia_rms 5 лет назад +1

      @@endofsmallsanctuary35 where and when did he seu that??

  • @haleyleddon
    @haleyleddon 8 лет назад +448

    "GO SHRED A BEAUTY BLENDER" IM DECEASED

    • @bluemercy8127
      @bluemercy8127 8 лет назад

      haley leddon just past that part I'm dying 😂😂

    • @tianastapp9854
      @tianastapp9854 8 лет назад +7

      haley leddon IT NEEDS TO BE A TSHIRT

    • @Danikins77
      @Danikins77 8 лет назад

      haley leddon legit through my phone I was laughing so hard when she said that lmao

    • @Hannah-bc7iv
      @Hannah-bc7iv 8 лет назад

      haley leddon I died at that part

    • @lauragabriella8264
      @lauragabriella8264 8 лет назад +2

      haley leddon I KNOW AHAHAHA SAME

  • @dustinvuong
    @dustinvuong 8 лет назад +963

    "In that moment Tana knew.. She fucked up" THIS NEEDS TO BE ON MERCH

  • @gracie.04xx64
    @gracie.04xx64 7 лет назад +2996

    "I've always hated you, Sharon"
    Like if you understand 😂❤

  • @rosa4928
    @rosa4928 6 лет назад +717

    Tana 2016: WEED IS DISGUSTING AND ITS ANNOYING AND REPULSIVE
    Tana 2018: where the weed at?

  • @beebourie1585
    @beebourie1585 8 лет назад +198

    My dog chewed up my beauty blender too, all I did was say "bad dog!" and then I felt bad for it so I kissed him multiple times and begged for forgiveness. Why am I like this smfh.

  • @Ec-tz1ej
    @Ec-tz1ej 6 лет назад +234

    "Staring at the wall thinking about Hillary Clinton's emails" omfg

  • @rachelnolan1469
    @rachelnolan1469 7 лет назад +307

    I swear in alllll her story times she has to say "sorry mom"

  • @empresselfiie
    @empresselfiie 7 лет назад +786

    Her eyelash is killing me.

    • @LangGang1
      @LangGang1 6 лет назад +6

      Erica Elizabeth yo your profile pic is really pretty just thought I would say that

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr 5 лет назад +3

      0.25 speed terrifies me when she blinks

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr 5 лет назад

      3:49 in 0.25

    • @snifferrr
      @snifferrr 5 лет назад

      Maybe like 3:50

  • @AnnaHoweVlogs
    @AnnaHoweVlogs 8 лет назад +819

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time Tana says "shit show"

    • @AnnaHoweVlogs
      @AnnaHoweVlogs 8 лет назад +14

      ps i love Tana i'm just trying to be relatable 😂😂😂

    • @meganswift1964
      @meganswift1964 8 лет назад +1

      Anna Howe Vlogs hello jello shots here i come... Ily Tana sfm too but like me (look above) ALCOHOL/DRUG FREE IM UNDERAGE

    • @big3241
      @big3241 8 лет назад +1

      good voice any pretty but a little bit boring your videos

    • @big3241
      @big3241 8 лет назад +1

      good voice and so pretty but your videos are a little bit boring do vlogs

    • @aarnak8928
      @aarnak8928 8 лет назад

      im underageee

  • @mm-he8rt
    @mm-he8rt 8 лет назад +376

    staring at a wall for eight hours thinking of hilary clintons emails ok me too

  • @nataliecwine
    @nataliecwine 8 лет назад +1017

    You're the reason why I'm literally never letting my daughter leave the house lol.

    • @DJ-gy4tq
      @DJ-gy4tq 8 лет назад +23

      A Person you're gonna be a fun mom lol

    • @Aly_224
      @Aly_224 8 лет назад +10

      EXO Fan better to be safe than sorry

    • @DJ-gy4tq
      @DJ-gy4tq 8 лет назад +26

      Alyssa Smith maybe, but when a parent is too controlling, it almost always doesn't end well

    • @tylerwendorf1685
      @tylerwendorf1685 8 лет назад +85

      controlling parents make extremely sneaky children.

    • @DJ-gy4tq
      @DJ-gy4tq 8 лет назад +1

      tyler wendorf exactly

  • @c3sc38
    @c3sc38 6 лет назад +198

    Tana’s mum has left the chat.

  • @yoyo-uu4mt
    @yoyo-uu4mt 8 лет назад +158

    Okay but you should be EXTREMELY grateful to that police officer

    • @BetteDavis19
      @BetteDavis19 8 лет назад

      wait so why did the cop let them go?

    • @yoyo-uu4mt
      @yoyo-uu4mt 8 лет назад +2

      BoggessBroadway he wanted to teach them a lesson, he could have actually arrested them, but he decided to just scare them straight instead.

    • @lise1637
      @lise1637 8 лет назад +16

      this story is a lie so lmfao

    • @98izzark69
      @98izzark69 8 лет назад +18

      scream kween I doubt someone could make this shit up

  • @Ava-bd5lk
    @Ava-bd5lk 7 лет назад +568

    I don't care if this is fake cuz I was entertained

  • @IndigoDetry
    @IndigoDetry 8 лет назад +437

    when she said dab i thought she meant the dance move

    • @skyeforever179
      @skyeforever179 8 лет назад +5

      Loll same

    • @kirstene9131
      @kirstene9131 8 лет назад +7

      Young Goddess it is a dance move lmao.

    • @kirstene9131
      @kirstene9131 8 лет назад

      maddie beatty dumbass, i'm not saying that tana is talking about dabbing the dance move. i'm reply to another persons comment who said it dabbing (the arm in front of your face) is not a "dance" move.

    • @aniyahescarcega9225
      @aniyahescarcega9225 8 лет назад

      Indigo Detry lol ikr

    • @hayleelopez1855
      @hayleelopez1855 8 лет назад

      Me too! Then when she described it i was like but how??

  • @elisabethoffish2890
    @elisabethoffish2890 6 лет назад +109

    “And on the way home we gather up the weed on the floor and smoke it” DEAD OH MY GOD 😂😂

  • @destinyamanda1216
    @destinyamanda1216 8 лет назад +437

    TANAS ARMS LOOK LIKE T-REX ARMS IN THAT JACKET BAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @dustinvuong
    @dustinvuong 8 лет назад +538

    "You just got punk'd"
    (SPITS OUT WATER)
    LMAOO THAT COP IS A BAD ASS 😂

    • @dustinvuong
      @dustinvuong 8 лет назад +39

      I can't believe she got away with it though 😂

    • @xlNatty
      @xlNatty 8 лет назад +6

      yeah but who else thought she was gonna say it was Ashton Kutcher.

    • @booseungkwansboo6442
      @booseungkwansboo6442 8 лет назад +1

      Dustin Vuong SAMEEEE PUT IT ON MERCH

  • @nikkiporssa7396
    @nikkiporssa7396 8 лет назад +3909

    Can we see your parents reacting to this 😂😂

    • @janesmith4167
      @janesmith4167 8 лет назад +30

      Violet Destinesia yeah, she needs to record that phone call. she could've spent 20+yrs in Prison!

    • @kierstennawara7716
      @kierstennawara7716 8 лет назад +1

      Violet Destinesia YASS

    • @dylanengvaldsen6754
      @dylanengvaldsen6754 8 лет назад +1

      Violet Destinesia PLEASE!!!

    • @hailyrenee9084
      @hailyrenee9084 8 лет назад

      i love you tana😂❤️

    • @oliviarcxo5737
      @oliviarcxo5737 8 лет назад +7

      Violet Destinesia this is the best idea 😂😂😂

  • @jeanne3172
    @jeanne3172 4 года назад +520

    anyone else here while quarantined?(i think that's how you spell it lmao)

  • @frostyxelectra
    @frostyxelectra 8 лет назад +381

    I SCREAMED SO LOUD AT THE END FUCK FUCK FUCK

    • @frostyxelectra
      @frostyxelectra 8 лет назад +23

      twice i screamed twice now

    • @frostyxelectra
      @frostyxelectra 8 лет назад +1

      Phenomenal 413 already there baby

    • @whatever2685
      @whatever2685 8 лет назад +5

      Ok? Why would you scream u crazy bitch

    • @frostyxelectra
      @frostyxelectra 8 лет назад +10

      whatever just being a crazy bitch idk

  • @mearahbridges2965
    @mearahbridges2965 7 лет назад +386

    she looks cute in this video i want that jacket

  • @oukakira
    @oukakira 8 лет назад +249

    I love how the ad before this was for Ciroc.

    • @emmiebug99
      @emmiebug99 8 лет назад +3

      Local Slytherin IM DYING😂

    • @jennamikaela
      @jennamikaela 8 лет назад +85

      Local Slytherin "The Ciroc was water"

    • @222steph
      @222steph 8 лет назад +3

      Local Slytherin LMAO 😂😂

    • @taylorhill1154
      @taylorhill1154 8 лет назад

      hahahahaha

    • @kennedy3461
      @kennedy3461 8 лет назад +7

      Local Slytherin was it water

  • @jaymisynmarie
    @jaymisynmarie 7 лет назад +241

    honestly i don’t even care if it’s fake these story times are entertaining as hell

    • @johnny_ca
      @johnny_ca 5 лет назад

      jaymi s it’s fake??

    • @azzureeeh5381
      @azzureeeh5381 5 лет назад +3

      johnny :D no

    • @khalida2645
      @khalida2645 3 года назад +4

      @@azzureeeh5381 its very hard for me to believe that an officer found kids driving high with xanax and weed on them and decided to let them go. like there's just no way

    • @abbystephens9766
      @abbystephens9766 2 года назад

      @@khalida2645 why would she lie about these ?

    • @khalida2645
      @khalida2645 2 года назад +1

      @@abbystephens9766 for views

  • @TheBandNerd129
    @TheBandNerd129 8 лет назад +728

    There is not a fucking chance in hell that cop caught a car full of teenagers with pounds of weed, 20 Xanax, and bottles of alcohol and didn't take you to jail.

    • @spr435
      @spr435 8 лет назад +69

      I was believing this story until that part. At the very least they would let her go, but not the others.

    • @crapadillo
      @crapadillo 8 лет назад +45

      HeyItsBri143 my friend got arrested with 40 g of weed and a machete and they let him go

    • @__mcat
      @__mcat 8 лет назад +101

      cops ESPECIALLY don't fuck with white kids. white kids from vegas mean rich parents and those mean lawyers/trouble they would rather avoid.

    • @clipz_yt5676
      @clipz_yt5676 8 лет назад +12

      HeyItsBri143 not when it's a car full of white kids from Vegas they got money

    • @PeaceLoveeNSN
      @PeaceLoveeNSN 8 лет назад +47

      HeyItsBri143 As a white rich kid you can get away with serving only 3 months in jail for raping someone, so you'd be surprised what people get away with sometimes lol.

  • @crackhead_8596
    @crackhead_8596 8 лет назад +718

    I'm at 23:05 && it feels like I've been watching this video for 3 min lmao that's how good Tana is !! 💜💕💕

    • @emmaa3095
      @emmaa3095 8 лет назад +1

      Ariel Romeo I agree the time flies by😂

    • @crackhead_8596
      @crackhead_8596 8 лет назад +6

      Tana Mongeau wow.. I literally jusss Sharted 😳😳 lmao jk 💕💕😭😭

    • @aruguladestroyer
      @aruguladestroyer 8 лет назад +16

      dang i didn't even realize it was that long til i saw this comment omg lmao

    • @annapifer9076
      @annapifer9076 8 лет назад +1

      +Tana Mongeau love you Tana you the best!

    • @elai8901
      @elai8901 8 лет назад +1

      Ariel Romeo omg exactly same shit happend to me HAHA

  • @evavoie6112
    @evavoie6112 8 лет назад +731

    I fucking love you, but the right eyelash killed me

    • @eparnell
      @eparnell 8 лет назад +7

      HAHA SAME IT WAS SO FUNNY

    • @ajserros
      @ajserros 8 лет назад +3

      Eva Voie SAME LMAO

    • @autumn5035
      @autumn5035 8 лет назад +3

      I was looking for someone else who noticed ahahah

    • @evavoie6112
      @evavoie6112 8 лет назад +1

      Autumn Rae im so relatable

    • @DanielleRoselli
      @DanielleRoselli 8 лет назад +2

      Eva Voie ME TOOOOO

  • @aronrobles3608
    @aronrobles3608 10 месяцев назад +523

    Has anyone watched this in 2024

  • @frootloop8820
    @frootloop8820 8 лет назад +1012

    that cop was nice considering what you did

    • @jazminmejia9887
      @jazminmejia9887 8 лет назад +13

      Tana Mongeau i literally love u so much u mean a lot to me u always make me laugh u made very stupid choices but i still ly

    • @oliviacole1620
      @oliviacole1620 8 лет назад +5

      Tana Mongeau i fkn love u

    • @mariarose1560
      @mariarose1560 8 лет назад +4

      FrootLoop I hope she tells us what her mom says after seeing this

    • @spookykid7362
      @spookykid7362 8 лет назад +14

      IM crying. lol. when she said they had to smash the stuff and he called her mom I was like that is fishy...

    • @booseungkwansboo6442
      @booseungkwansboo6442 8 лет назад +7

      FrootLoop I know she's so lucky

  • @RojeeBoo
    @RojeeBoo 8 лет назад +792

    Bless that police officer 😂😂😂 you'd be in jail😂😂

    • @susiecallahan3669
      @susiecallahan3669 8 лет назад +42

      Rojee Boo that's horrible. they should've gotten arrested because that was an extremely stupid thing they did.

    • @LienNguyen-oh6ir
      @LienNguyen-oh6ir 8 лет назад +2

      She should've been arrested or at least fined, no question asked. It's stupid, reckless and total ignorance of the danger that could've occurred on that road where thousands of people lives would be at risk. Don't know why she's so popular and young people look up to her and want to be like her. This is nothing to be proud of or be boasting about.

    • @susiecallahan3669
      @susiecallahan3669 8 лет назад +2

      Lien Nguyen I completely agree. thank u

    • @LienNguyen-oh6ir
      @LienNguyen-oh6ir 8 лет назад

      Susie Callahan Finally someone with common sense agrees and doesn't make ignorant excuses for her and defending such immature behaviour. Most of her content is really bad influence especially there's like people as young as 14 watching and think she's admirable when she's not. Her fans can hate me all they want but I stand by what I said.

    • @user-uk7ig4kh7l
      @user-uk7ig4kh7l 8 лет назад +1

      Rojee Boo j

  • @kaylinmoore1765
    @kaylinmoore1765 8 лет назад +180

    "BUT LIKE WEED" why can't i have these lit ass weekends

    • @Rumihidaka
      @Rumihidaka 8 лет назад +29

      Kaylin Moore because you still say "lit"

    • @lauren.7267
      @lauren.7267 8 лет назад +1

      ^^^😂😂

    • @nickia7578
      @nickia7578 8 лет назад +1

      Brandon Butler but Tana says lit almost every other word 😂 so like what are you talking about

    • @Aly_224
      @Aly_224 8 лет назад

      Nickia Hengombe 😂

  • @supimdylan
    @supimdylan 7 лет назад +83

    7:29 the way she said "okay guys, it's time" made me laugh so FUCCING much

  • @maddyjeffery4001
    @maddyjeffery4001 8 лет назад +827

    your left eye keeps morphing whenever you blink because of your eyelash, why is it so funny tho

    • @abbygrace7587
      @abbygrace7587 8 лет назад +3

      omg i noticed that too

    • @leafasauruss
      @leafasauruss 8 лет назад +10

      Literally happens with the same eye in her newest video too. Can't. Unsee.

    • @hannahwilson8950
      @hannahwilson8950 8 лет назад +7

      that was getting on my nerves the entire time!!!

    • @heighton7206
      @heighton7206 8 лет назад +2

      Maddy Jeffery shes reptilian
      ahah jk

    • @jevpaii1272
      @jevpaii1272 8 лет назад +17

      Maddy Jeffery I can't stop looking fml

  • @magdalynealtman2415
    @magdalynealtman2415 4 года назад +34

    this came up in my recommended i remember watching it when i was 16 (am 20) and wow... still absolutely shakespearean. the picking up the weed off the floor and smoking it it doesn't get more real than that

  • @belladesouza4146
    @belladesouza4146 8 лет назад +163

    I was so excited when I saw she posted

    • @verbaliris
      @verbaliris 8 лет назад +16

      Bella De Souza As soon as I saw her saying she was gunna post on her snapchat story I got so hyped lol

  • @milagibson4192
    @milagibson4192 7 лет назад +1271

    Her right eyelash made be cringe every time she blinked....

  • @filosophyy
    @filosophyy 8 лет назад +302

    HER FUCKING EYELASH OMFGGGGG MAKE IT STOP IM CRINGING

    • @rahliatahlia
      @rahliatahlia 8 лет назад +27

      filosophy YOUR FUCKING COMMENT OMFGGGGG MAKE IT STOP IM CRINGING

    • @hennessyy3761
      @hennessyy3761 8 лет назад

      SAME

    • @LizziAntionette
      @LizziAntionette 7 лет назад +4

      I was looking for this comment because I’m laughing so hard watching her eyelash

    • @ellakeon
      @ellakeon 7 лет назад

      LizziAntionette oh my gosh i was doing the same hing

  • @madalynpurcell4172
    @madalynpurcell4172 4 года назад +32

    “go shred a beauty blender” u have me dead af tonight 😂😂😂

  • @erikaanderson6817
    @erikaanderson6817 8 лет назад +582

    That's a good cop right there. Taught you a lesson without fucking the rest of your life up. That's how I'd want it :/

    • @erikaanderson6817
      @erikaanderson6817 8 лет назад +1

      Love you tana❤️

    • @paulatreides9810
      @paulatreides9810 8 лет назад +31

      It's actually a shitty cop. It makes justice unfair for the people who get thrown in prison over drugs and bullshit charges

    • @lesliederas8141
      @lesliederas8141 8 лет назад +1

      Erika Anderson k

    • @Solniadora
      @Solniadora 8 лет назад +8

      You can get lucky once. But if you keep breaking the law eventually you'll get arrested. He was just nice. Teens are stupid, I guess he put himself in a dad position, and thought they could be his kids

    • @kcmdjdkdn282
      @kcmdjdkdn282 8 лет назад +7

      I suspect they only got away because he didn't want to arrest Tana. Because she had no way home, it was let them go or put the minor in jail.

  • @blurazz1808
    @blurazz1808 7 лет назад +199

    "and then the officer gets on the phone and he's like "no no, this is officer Fuckyourdickcock and we're on the side of the road in Tonopah Nevada" kills me omg

  • @kaylyn444
    @kaylyn444 8 лет назад +1229

    this video lowkey made me sad bc my life is literally so uneventful wow😂

    • @sophiastoller9889
      @sophiastoller9889 8 лет назад +15

      Me

    • @AC-pu2mr
      @AC-pu2mr 8 лет назад +18

      Kaylyn Austin you look like you're still in high school. If that. It should be, child.

    • @HLB313
      @HLB313 8 лет назад +60

      Don't wish for any of this shit!

    • @AMaria-qj6qy
      @AMaria-qj6qy 8 лет назад +4

      pff tss bruh don't get me wrong that is wrong what she said but she was in high school when this happened...16

    • @ambero-xy1zq
      @ambero-xy1zq 8 лет назад +1

      ikr I'm just living through all Tanas past experiences

  • @RainbowBubbleSparkle
    @RainbowBubbleSparkle 5 лет назад +71

    “Like a torch, like a torch, like a PFFFF, like a torch okay?”

  • @sydneyvolker4339
    @sydneyvolker4339 8 лет назад +1498

    Tana your hair is so fucking pretty in the video

    • @sydneyvolker4339
      @sydneyvolker4339 8 лет назад +15

      Also congrats for getting 2 million

    • @charliehannah8703
      @charliehannah8703 8 лет назад

      Sydney Volker remember when she refused to wear it up 😂

    • @kate__kitty2246
      @kate__kitty2246 8 лет назад +1

      OMFG Tana what the actual fuck it sounds like you sadly! haha💖💖

    • @wherethah03zat
      @wherethah03zat 8 лет назад +5

      Sydney Volker true but when is she not cute asf lmao

    • @jaimewilliams5609
      @jaimewilliams5609 8 лет назад +1

      Grace Isabella tru

  • @ChrisReyes29
    @ChrisReyes29 8 лет назад +114

    lowkey looked all these drugs up and now my parents think im a 14 year old drug dealer wow okay

  • @nicolemontana7347
    @nicolemontana7347 8 лет назад +66

    stoner kid is my favorite part of the story

  • @Abigail-sy9it
    @Abigail-sy9it 5 лет назад +50

    her friend's backpack is the reason elijah daniel wrote Jansport Backpack

    • @jane.slaughter
      @jane.slaughter 5 лет назад +1

      Abigail. this video was sponsored by jansport💅💅

  • @jtaylor9585
    @jtaylor9585 8 лет назад +357

    As soon as the cop said break the pieces, I knew he was letting you all off lol

    • @BetteDavis19
      @BetteDavis19 8 лет назад +2

      so whyd he let them off?

    • @alyshastrader495
      @alyshastrader495 8 лет назад +4

      Young Goddess yep your right

    • @BetteDavis19
      @BetteDavis19 8 лет назад

      ***** no yea I got that I just meant it is a crime so why didnt he arrest them hahahaaa

    • @heyitgg5789
      @heyitgg5789 8 лет назад

      The Whitwell wait they were naked while the police was arresting them

    • @danicatherine2303
      @danicatherine2303 8 лет назад +4

      same. They legally can't do that if they're arresting you because its evidence

  • @SherbertSprinkles
    @SherbertSprinkles 8 лет назад +97

    THE FACT THAT YOU GUYS GOT SCARED SHITLESS BY THE POLICE OFFICER AND WHEN HE LEAVES YOU COLLECT ALL THE REST OF THE WEED AND SMOKE IT UNTIL YOU GET HOME AHEHGSHSVCQGHAHAHAHAH IM DYING

  • @LiliBirdBeauty12
    @LiliBirdBeauty12 8 лет назад +537

    WHO ELSE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL DAYYY

  • @ryxn_8765
    @ryxn_8765 5 лет назад +13

    Honestly..MAD respect for that cop. Taught you guys a lesson. **round of applause**

  • @nplmllr
    @nplmllr 8 лет назад +532

    AFTER BEING HERE FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF SUBS IN THE OLD PHOTO BACKGROUND IT FEELS WAY TOO WEIRD TO SEE TWOOO FUCKING MILLION 😭😭😭😭💜💜💜 congrats Tana, you're amazing!

    • @nplmllr
      @nplmllr 8 лет назад +19

      oh, and #shrubaf

    • @abylafleur6269
      @abylafleur6269 8 лет назад +2

      Pau Moller YES. I KNOWWWWW

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 7 лет назад +1

      Pau Moller Hey i am here from another ovniverse and not i know how a basic bitch looks like thank you IDUBBBZ

    • @effyou9577
      @effyou9577 7 лет назад

      It literally depends on the situation. It's basically at the cops discretion what they want to do. If you have minimal weed they usually just take it. I've had an experience where the cops let me go, and I also had one where they gave me a posession charge.

    • @kassandrauribe1217
      @kassandrauribe1217 7 лет назад

      Pau Moller $

  • @aabriti
    @aabriti 8 лет назад +71

    Ughhh I could watch Tana's storytimes for literally hours

    • @aabriti
      @aabriti 8 лет назад +12

      And I do lmao

    • @RaveLopez
      @RaveLopez 8 лет назад

      Same, they're my fav thing to binge watch

  • @LTProductionsInc
    @LTProductionsInc 8 лет назад +123

    If Tana wrote an autobiography it would be like 800+ pages but i'd read the fuck out of it

    • @lazicraft6503
      @lazicraft6503 8 лет назад +6

      LTProductionsInc It would actually be my favorite book after the entire Harry Potter series

    • @LTProductionsInc
      @LTProductionsInc 8 лет назад

      Honestly it would be just as epic

  • @rosalynpassos4437
    @rosalynpassos4437 7 лет назад +15

    bro i just got arressted for possession of dabs in school yesterday thank you for posting this video and making me feel less alone, ily girl

  • @KayleySakamoto
    @KayleySakamoto 8 лет назад +190

    I 👏am👏 sitting👏 on👏 the👏 remnants👏 of👏 a👏 beautyblender👏 because 👏my 👏dog👏 shreds 👏them

    • @woahdude451
      @woahdude451 8 лет назад +5

      Kayleyhasnolife no one gives a fuck

    • @LindseyGraham03
      @LindseyGraham03 8 лет назад +29

      woah dude that's what Tana said lol

    • @KayleySakamoto
      @KayleySakamoto 8 лет назад +8

      woah dude when someone doesn't watch the video lmao

    • @blahblahblah6490
      @blahblahblah6490 8 лет назад +2

      woah dude tana said that, so you should think before you comment.

    • @foodenthusiast1624
      @foodenthusiast1624 8 лет назад

      woah dude watch the video maybe?

  • @marieb3733
    @marieb3733 8 лет назад +115

    I was already laughing when you talked about this stoner, also, your laugh is super contagious BUT THE "go shred a beauty blender" HAD ME FML OMFG IM DYING RM

    • @marieb3733
      @marieb3733 8 лет назад +3

      ITS 2:45 AM AND I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER, I FUCKING LOVE YOU OMFG YOUR MOM FUCKING BELIEVED IT OH MY GOOOOOOOD THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY NIGHT/WEEK/LIFE

    • @coltoncondit3354
      @coltoncondit3354 8 лет назад

      It's 5:00am when I watched it

  • @biancasbeautycorner
    @biancasbeautycorner 8 лет назад +138

    i'm so early that no one has seen the whole video yet. the ending is unknown to literally everyone. that's pretty cool

  • @laineylavallee9355
    @laineylavallee9355 5 лет назад +10

    ive been watching tana for a straight 4 hrs.

  • @melaniemcnally4225
    @melaniemcnally4225 8 лет назад +24

    when she thinks 40° weather is freezing cold 😂😂

    • @erikacarneiro9265
      @erikacarneiro9265 8 лет назад

      Melanie McNally fahrenheit

    • @melaniemcnally4225
      @melaniemcnally4225 8 лет назад +1

      Erika Carneiro i live in new england and i use fahrenheit lol and 40° definitely isnt cold

    • @melaniemcnally4225
      @melaniemcnally4225 8 лет назад

      Blah Blah omg i live in massachusetts like new england like in the us lol and 40° is not cold lol

    • @margimancy1442
      @margimancy1442 8 лет назад

      Blah Blah i live in america and 40 isn't cold...

    • @TheMeganSnyder
      @TheMeganSnyder 8 лет назад +8

      She lives its Vegas, it's always higher temps here

  • @SW-ph7tx
    @SW-ph7tx 8 лет назад +482

    Why does it feel like tana didnt post for ages!?

    • @Uobeor
      @Uobeor 8 лет назад +26

      Dream catcher bc she used to post every day 😭

    • @happystance5able
      @happystance5able 8 лет назад +2

      She's been learning something new. Learning is a very slow and painful process which naturally disrupts a bimbo's normal routine where they don't learn anything. 7:47...The Luciferian media which controls Tana's vision of the world-consisting mostly of comedy shows-is just beginning to encourage her to think and speak critically about Hillary Clinton, for the very first time.
      Such little bots of the LL-EE-FF-TT are therefore only beginning to recognize the Clinton Crime Family as being somehow corrupt. The dumb little bigots are just now starting to have their small pea-brains opened up to this aspect of reality. To them it seems like a whole new world and they are *STRUGGLIN* to comprehend the truth, now that the election is over and it's too late for lDemocRATTs to make that fucking treasonous little bitch POTUS.
      DING! DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
      WHICH OLD WITCH? THE LL-YY-II-NN-GG BITCH!
      DING! DONG! THE LL-YY-II-NN-GG WITCH IS DEAD!!

    • @milkydes
      @milkydes 8 лет назад +21

      Felicitymien Funfdeft white people are crazy

    • @bbgdeja5895
      @bbgdeja5895 8 лет назад +1

      Felicitymien Funfdeft What does this have to do with anything 🐸🍵

    • @user-jg7xl4nd2w
      @user-jg7xl4nd2w 8 лет назад

      Dream catcher ikr

  • @deevuh453
    @deevuh453 8 лет назад +286

    A CAR A TORCH A DEATH IM SORRY OHMYGOD IM YELLING

  • @allisonslone402
    @allisonslone402 5 лет назад +126

    Damn I'm 16 and the worst thing I did was sneak out for 11 minutes at 7:00pm to get boba.

  • @sofiamanansala1528
    @sofiamanansala1528 8 лет назад +171

    7:20 "go shred a beauty blender" HAHAHAH

    • @Qis393
      @Qis393 8 лет назад

      Sofia Manansala idk why its so cuteeee

    • @user-nt9nw8jf7q
      @user-nt9nw8jf7q 8 лет назад +1

      Sofia Manansala I know hahahaa

    • @LanaDelTaco1372
      @LanaDelTaco1372 8 лет назад +1

      Sofia Manansala I WAS GONNA COMMENT ON THAT LMFAO THANK YOU YES LLMAO

  • @ardan.5705
    @ardan.5705 8 лет назад +190

    I AM SO JEALOUS OF THE PRIVILEGE I AM IN TEARS

    • @earthquakesandhurricanes8833
      @earthquakesandhurricanes8833 8 лет назад +10

      Doesn't even exist!

    • @emmad9828
      @emmad9828 8 лет назад +4

      Arda N. how do you know they're all white tho. I get what you're saying but still

    • @erinfyffe7568
      @erinfyffe7568 8 лет назад +24

      Arda N. I love how she didn't even describe the cop or the people. The cop or the other kids could have been black. But you _assumed_ what it was. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

    • @uu8634
      @uu8634 8 лет назад +16

      Arda N. how do you know theyre all white??? dont be ignorant pls

    • @lauren.7267
      @lauren.7267 8 лет назад +14

      Arda N. You are dumb as hell. She never said the races of the other three people. You don't need a pity party.

  • @bbm_bby
    @bbm_bby 8 лет назад +97

    WE GATHERED ALL THE WEED OFF THE GROUND AND SMOKED IT IM FUCKIN DEAF

    • @bbm_bby
      @bbm_bby 8 лет назад +6

      DEAD*

    • @cam5426
      @cam5426 8 лет назад +7

      I too lost my hearing after she said that

    • @averyfithian7461
      @averyfithian7461 8 лет назад +1

      CarmenxBeauty meeeeeee I would do the same thing

  • @as-qt3vr
    @as-qt3vr 7 лет назад +59

    this is truly Tana’s most iconic storytime

  • @blcksvvan
    @blcksvvan 8 лет назад +406

    I thought they're literally gonna dab

  • @aunicorn3812
    @aunicorn3812 8 лет назад +276

    When no one is finished with the video yet

  • @lemonp0ison
    @lemonp0ison 8 лет назад +22

    when she said, "you just got punk'd" I momentarily stopped breating

  • @annnelson1602
    @annnelson1602 7 лет назад +29

    literally idc if people think this is fake IDC AT ALL its so freaking entertaining

  • @barbaravibes
    @barbaravibes 7 лет назад +30

    *"if you learned anything at all.......... don't"*
    lmaoo

  • @samanthaspencee
    @samanthaspencee 8 лет назад +275

    yeah, I'm sorry, but this story is bullshit. if you had that many drugs in the car, that cop would never have just let you off. & if he did he is VERY unqualified to be a cop. seriously, marijuana, xanax, & we're supposed to believe that he just let you all go? I might believe that if he had just caught you speeding, or even if the driver was the only one not doing anything, but there is no way that he would have let you go when the driver had been smoking up. marijuana stays in your system for weeks. if this story actually is legit, that cop is completely unqualified and an idiot.

    • @NB-bh8tt
      @NB-bh8tt 8 лет назад +69

      i mean .. are you surprised that idiot cops exist?

    • @staco.101
      @staco.101 8 лет назад +19

      Samantha Spence then don't believe it, you're annoying

    • @ashleyedwards3540
      @ashleyedwards3540 8 лет назад +96

      Samantha Spence lowkey white privileges

    • @MsLoveSimmer
      @MsLoveSimmer 8 лет назад +3

      Samantha Spence STFU LEAVE THAN

    • @beautywithnatalie99
      @beautywithnatalie99 8 лет назад +3

      Ashley Edwards bye

  • @kianaai4625
    @kianaai4625 8 лет назад +322

    Am I the only one that thinks Tanas eyes constantly went freaky whenever she closed them? Or just me...

    • @daria5846
      @daria5846 8 лет назад +4

      TheAnimeArtist Check the comments, many people noticed hahaha it's because of her left lash, she should fix it lol

    • @amelia-rose
      @amelia-rose 8 лет назад +1

      TheAnimeArtist yas lmao

    • @amelia-rose
      @amelia-rose 8 лет назад +1

      TheAnimeArtist i see it too

    • @MichaelZapata199
      @MichaelZapata199 8 лет назад +1

      haaaa😂😂😂 im faded asf haha i knew i wasnt trippen lol

    • @jesustoldmetoo
      @jesustoldmetoo 8 лет назад +1

      I think it's just her false eyelashes haha

  • @emmasonny2771
    @emmasonny2771 6 лет назад +35

    "This is Officer FuckYourDickCock" gets me EVERY TIME 😂😂😂

  • @mememeome
    @mememeome 8 лет назад +97

    I'm glad I live in Oregon. Weed isn't illegal here and it's great. I feel for the guy who was forced to break his dab stuff. It's all so expensive.

  • @loladellay8678
    @loladellay8678 8 лет назад +477

    If they were black, this would be a very different storytime video

    • @kemioladokun8719
      @kemioladokun8719 8 лет назад +3

      lola del lay ikrrrr

    • @Gfvjsckkfhoggkr
      @Gfvjsckkfhoggkr 8 лет назад +2

      lola del lay that's what I was think at the end. I feel if I was in that situation, my ass would've gone straight to jail. :/

    • @FaeK
      @FaeK 8 лет назад +7

      yeah unfortunately :( i hate that though. the whole criminal justice system is fucked up

    • @qthoneydew
      @qthoneydew 8 лет назад +1

      lola del lay I was thinking that the whole video

    • @NadiaVenice
      @NadiaVenice 8 лет назад +1

      right -_-

  • @aaronmurdoch7362
    @aaronmurdoch7362 8 лет назад +135

    Hair and make up on point.

    • @daria5846
      @daria5846 8 лет назад +104

      Aaron Murdoch Except for that one eyelash haha

  • @thehuntress7601
    @thehuntress7601 6 лет назад +2

    Her voice at the beginning is SO ADORABLE! "you bad. you shred the beauty blender."

  • @JJ-es4vs
    @JJ-es4vs 8 лет назад +102

    Ill just say that ive watched the whole video and it was good.

  • @kayla4585
    @kayla4585 8 лет назад +18

    "go shred a beauty blender" LMAO