Dirty Jokes And Dark Humor In Spongebob SquarePants

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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2020
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  • @itsclint4957
    @itsclint4957  2 года назад +189

    I finally made a part 2 to this video cause this video got so popular. Thank you so much!
    Watch Part 2 Here: ruclips.net/video/6_WsR2AMppI/видео.html

  • @nathanbayless6137
    @nathanbayless6137 3 года назад +17184

    The first clip 😭😭😭😭

  • @a_literal_brick
    @a_literal_brick 3 года назад +2524

    I like how Squidward on his minimum wage salary paid for a grave marker and a cemetery plot just so he could have a symbolic grave for his hopes and dreams

    • @Cay9z
      @Cay9z 3 года назад +45

      Very much worth it

    • @laudadraka259
      @laudadraka259 3 года назад +88

      I mean, both squidward and spongebob has a mid-end large house on their own and still has time for their hobbies. Cemetery wouldn't be that much for squidward

    • @SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand
      @SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand 2 года назад +5

      LMAO

    • @AkwaDoll
      @AkwaDoll 2 года назад +6

      art

    • @katet8639
      @katet8639 4 месяца назад +7

      Squidward is too emo

  • @Zachx
    @Zachx 3 года назад +3529

    Okay, the "brother's, only closer" thing was NOT like that. He didn't lick him, they had conjoined hearts.

    • @betolicks4071
      @betolicks4071 3 года назад +136

      They must have changed it to the locking

    • @Zachx
      @Zachx 3 года назад +181

      @@betolicks4071 evidently lol but not on anything official

    • @paxton153
      @paxton153 3 года назад +92

      i was just going to comment this

    • @recursor9469
      @recursor9469 3 года назад +196

      I've seen this episode a few times before but I've never seen the licking edit. I guess they must have done that much later.

    • @charlottestatzer6049
      @charlottestatzer6049 3 года назад +259

      I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY MIND FOR A SECOND

  • @ominousvirus5278
    @ominousvirus5278 3 года назад +1734

    Forgot where Patrick’s fat hangs out, and then a guy says
    “Dude, put that thing away, there’s like children here!”

    • @PiNkandGrEenZeBRA
      @PiNkandGrEenZeBRA 3 года назад +17

      Hahahahahah

    • @brandondriver99
      @brandondriver99 3 года назад +137

      "Patrick your genius is showing"
      *looks under shorts* "where???"

    • @Kateee420
      @Kateee420 2 года назад +12

      @@brandondriver99 you mean COVERS shorts.

    • @bluelight6520
      @bluelight6520 2 года назад +2

      Like your channel picture.

    • @Kurokibanana1
      @Kurokibanana1 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Kateee420theres 2 different scenes

  • @creepcat03
    @creepcat03 3 года назад +8974

    "Sailor Mouth" was such a brilliant episode

    • @lametomato6789
      @lametomato6789 3 года назад +292

      hey, creepcat03, how the f🐬🐬k are ya?

    • @creepcat03
      @creepcat03 3 года назад +223

      @@lametomato6789 Pretty f***in' good, how about yourself?

    • @Robinexiststill
      @Robinexiststill 3 года назад +201

      @@creepcat03 Hope you have a f🐬🐬🐬ing good day, mate!

    • @train_go_boom2065
      @train_go_boom2065 3 года назад +31

      Didn't they got rid of the episode

    • @MC-ur6qv
      @MC-ur6qv 3 года назад +52

      @@train_go_boom2065 No, i don’t think so.

  • @anonymousmobster2444
    @anonymousmobster2444 3 года назад +14375

    I never realized as a kid how much of a pervert Patrick was...

  • @ashen_roses
    @ashen_roses 3 года назад +775

    I will never get over how blatantly Spongebob is so casually like "Hi, Squidward! How the fuck are ya?"

  • @deliverancegaming6652
    @deliverancegaming6652 3 года назад +461

    2:43 For anyone that doesn't know, Squidward was referencing George Carlin's seven words that you can't say on television, it's a hell of a stand-up if you've never seen it.

    • @kylecrane3296
      @kylecrane3296 2 года назад +11

      But what did mr krabs mean by "Not if you're a sailor"?

    • @Greg12839
      @Greg12839 2 года назад +39

      @@kylecrane3296 sailors curse a lot

    • @bigtre3187
      @bigtre3187 2 года назад +9

      💀 they used da seven words on everybody hates chris too

    • @deliverancegaming6652
      @deliverancegaming6652 2 года назад +5

      @@bigtre3187 I used to watch that when I was a kid, it was a great show.

  • @badnfunny
    @badnfunny 3 года назад +6013

    The episode where they're cursing and the one where they're stealing panties is so shocking to see now as an adult.

    • @peanut.buhtur
      @peanut.buhtur 3 года назад +173

      IKKK especially when he said hi squidward! how the *** r ya?

    • @kingmeruem8821
      @kingmeruem8821 3 года назад +44

      Served in a greasy sauce 🗿

    • @cyclops8238
      @cyclops8238 3 года назад +142

      And the best part is that there's a recording of sailor-mouth completely uncensored. (It was easier for the voice actors to swear for real since it can be hard to pretend to swear without actually swearing.)

    • @Gaellka
      @Gaellka 3 года назад +12

      @@cyclops8238 actually, it was edited. The creator of the video lipsynced the footage with his voice.

    • @cyclops8238
      @cyclops8238 3 года назад +95

      @@Gaellka I'm not talking about that. (Although it is just as funny) it has actually been confirmed by Tom Kenny that when recording sailor mouth the actors had a lot of trouble swearing without actually saying anything so they got permission to swear for real but the recordings have never been released to the public. In other words sailor mouth is literally an actual censored episode.

  • @TheSp0t926
    @TheSp0t926 3 года назад +7904

    I did not know plankton had that much 🍰🍰🍰

  • @kaylinsmith6921
    @kaylinsmith6921 3 года назад +304

    "SpongeBob and friend" gets me every time. 😂😂😂

  • @marii.spazzout
    @marii.spazzout 3 года назад +55

    2:53 rare footage of mr krabs walking normal

  • @raspb3rryVR
    @raspb3rryVR 3 года назад +12903

    0:53 Was edited, the real scene was their hearts combined
    --EDIT: PLEASE READ--
    I need to announce something to end this war I started once and for all in the comment section: That scene was not real, even if you think it is. The licking part was clearly a source gotten from one of the other episodes in which I forgot the name of where Spongebob and Patrick had to run out of town and survive on chocolate bars, and that source was gotten from when Spongebob licked Patrick's chocolate bar.
    2024 edit: i completely forgot this ever happened

    • @ESunshine24
      @ESunshine24 3 года назад +2767

      Ya I was waiting for someone to say that. The connected hearts was funnier too😡

    • @dot9802
      @dot9802 3 года назад +318

      👁️👄👁️

    • @dot9802
      @dot9802 3 года назад +392

      👁️👅👁️

    • @skream6503
      @skream6503 3 года назад +145

      @@ESunshine24 yeah, it was!

    • @raspb3rryVR
      @raspb3rryVR 3 года назад +79

      @@AvenueVillager dude can you go somewhere else to be a douchebag im just stating facts

  • @JumpyNedved
    @JumpyNedved 3 года назад +5550

    You missed one:
    So what happened to Mr Puff?
    She doesn't like to talk about it.

  • @wayverleesoulsong
    @wayverleesoulsong 3 года назад +313

    I still can’t believe there was an entire episode dedicated to swears

    • @Lasagna_Garfield_
      @Lasagna_Garfield_ 5 месяцев назад +3

      They did a similar episode of Arthur complete with a Sopranos parody

  • @misci26
    @misci26 3 года назад +146

    3:15 The low quality audio just makes this so much better

    • @alguaii272
      @alguaii272 2 года назад +15

      Nickelodeon removed the episode because of how inappropriate it was
      For kids lmao 😂

    • @brockbracken318
      @brockbracken318 6 месяцев назад +15

      Sounds like a DS flipnote video from 2008

    • @IconoclastX
      @IconoclastX 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@brockbracken318or a spy watch video

    • @juanjosealmanzar6330
      @juanjosealmanzar6330 29 дней назад

      ​@@brockbracken318 DSi actually

  • @avery2830
    @avery2830 3 года назад +10034

    I'm just wondering how the panty raid scene was ever approved.

    • @QuranwithRain
      @QuranwithRain 3 года назад +711

      They removed the episode lol

    • @Leaked_Footage_79
      @Leaked_Footage_79 3 года назад +72

      Timestamp?

    • @Jb69-f1v
      @Jb69-f1v 3 года назад +55

      Dammit

    • @OctacleEdits
      @OctacleEdits 3 года назад +487

      Well the episode hasn’t aired since 2018 and isn’t on streaming because Nickelodeon ended up deciding it wasn’t appropriate for kids. On the plus side, its new sister episode is “Gary in Love” which means you don’t have to sit through “One Coarse Meal” to watch it anymore

    • @thomasmule5869
      @thomasmule5869 3 года назад +570

      But they decided drag queens are appropriate for kids. Good call Nickelodeon

  • @JG_3024
    @JG_3024 3 года назад +7253

    Did you know that when the scene where Patrick and spongbob were ‘swearing’ the voice actors actually swore, because they said it was easier to swear and censor it than to not say anything and censor it. I didn’t actually know that till a couple weeks ago!

    • @deadgrrrl23
      @deadgrrrl23 3 года назад +120

      What swear word did they say

    • @CommyPlayz
      @CommyPlayz 3 года назад +864

      @@deadgrrrl23 bad word number 11

    • @SniperGuy430
      @SniperGuy430 3 года назад +223

      @@deadgrrrl23 fuck

    • @CallingSkoot
      @CallingSkoot 3 года назад +258

      @Damian Kyle It’s definitely edited, there’s no way in hell Nickelodeon or whoever owns that clip would let it get leaked on the internet, the real thing is either sitting in a metaphorical vault collecting dust, or completely eviscerated off the face of the earth

    • @wackywyvern745
      @wackywyvern745 3 года назад +128

      Somewhere in the world a clip of spongebob cast swearing in character exists and im boiling i cant see it XD

  • @TheJiljo
    @TheJiljo 3 года назад +114

    “I don’t understand, that guy’s talented, he doesn’t have to work blue”
    Been watching spongebob my whole life, I’m almost 26, and I just got that

    • @fyy5998
      @fyy5998 3 года назад +5

      I don't get it ;-;

    • @NintendoNerdo
      @NintendoNerdo 3 года назад +19

      @@fyy5998 He’s saying Spongebob has talent as an employee, he doesn’t have to work blue collar

    • @chalksauce55
      @chalksauce55 3 года назад +59

      @@NintendoNerdo actually, the phrase “working blue” means swearing and using crass humor. So in the swearing episode, the guy is saying that Spongebob is talented, he doesn’t have to swear to get people to like him. When I first heard it, I originally thought it meant blue collar too!

    • @NintendoNerdo
      @NintendoNerdo 2 года назад +5

      @@chalksauce55 Bruh wow, that’s actually really dope! Makes sense

    • @fyy5998
      @fyy5998 2 года назад +2

      Thanks everyone, much appreciated

  • @AshHeaven
    @AshHeaven 3 года назад +335

    The panty raid episode always creeped me out as a kid. Now I am like, “Oh, it is just that one weird Spongebob episode.”

    • @GTChucker86
      @GTChucker86 3 года назад +22

      Bruh the rest of that episode wasnt that weird, Krabs was just having a midlife crisis

    • @a1phamalestud
      @a1phamalestud 3 года назад +2

      Press F for panty raid.

    • @ljllob4740
      @ljllob4740 3 года назад +6

      I was completely oblivious to that scene when I was a kid

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 3 года назад +1

      And now it's gone

    • @ユイェン
      @ユイェン 3 года назад

      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • @cesarp.3035
    @cesarp.3035 3 года назад +3360

    0:37 as an adult i can now understand squidward

  • @ocn_palm
    @ocn_palm 3 года назад +2241

    I heard that the “dolphin” noise they use to censor words is actually a kookaburra sped and pitched up

    • @Qwerty-lq2op
      @Qwerty-lq2op 3 года назад +25

      What is Kookaburra?

    • @ocn_palm
      @ocn_palm 3 года назад +72

      @@Qwerty-lq2op a bird in Australia

    • @thelunchking4069
      @thelunchking4069 3 года назад +11

      @@ocn_palm does it kill people?

    • @ocn_palm
      @ocn_palm 3 года назад +18

      @@thelunchking4069 I don’t think so

    • @theromanshogunate5716
      @theromanshogunate5716 3 года назад +13

      @@Qwerty-lq2op a type of aggressive kingfisher

  • @hooverthegreatest
    @hooverthegreatest 5 месяцев назад +22

    0:03 “Back!, You Twisted Tongue!” 😂

  • @nickcastaneda203
    @nickcastaneda203 3 года назад +182

    “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Bikini Bottom, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are there stories.” 0:09

  • @WhitJit
    @WhitJit 3 года назад +1692

    “I COULD’VE SWORN I WAS LAYING ON MY BACK.” that killed me 💀

    • @WhimsicalLittledawg
      @WhimsicalLittledawg 3 года назад +15

      I don't get it

    • @WhitJit
      @WhitJit 3 года назад +86

      @@WhimsicalLittledawg Then your too young to understand. Please protect your innocence.

    • @WhimsicalLittledawg
      @WhimsicalLittledawg 3 года назад +17

      @@WhitJit ok!

    • @boop3nowurded538
      @boop3nowurded538 3 года назад

      Oh hello there lmao

    • @WhitJit
      @WhitJit 3 года назад

      @@boop3nowurded538 hello there

  • @lazuliisanidiot
    @lazuliisanidiot 3 года назад +1441

    “don’t drop em” took me years to get

    • @hex_animations
      @hex_animations 3 года назад +27

      i still dont get it

    • @lazuliisanidiot
      @lazuliisanidiot 3 года назад +96

      @@hex_animations don’t drop the soap

    • @coldhaixx1905
      @coldhaixx1905 3 года назад +15

      I still don't get?

    • @hex_animations
      @hex_animations 3 года назад +87

      @@coldhaixx1905 its like a dirty prison slang

    • @coldhaixx1905
      @coldhaixx1905 3 года назад +39

      @@hex_animations so if I you drop the soap in prison bathrooms something "bad" happens?

  • @rc653
    @rc653 3 года назад +29

    I really missed growing up in the 90s and 2000s, watching Spongebob.

  • @PilloTheStar
    @PilloTheStar 3 года назад +2342

    First clip never would have passed if plankton was female

    • @theidiotbox9056
      @theidiotbox9056 3 года назад +278

      The Japanese dubbing of this show has a female voice actress

    • @jadejunnie3285
      @jadejunnie3285 3 года назад +251

      @@theidiotbox9056 oh god I'm imagining what that sounded like

    • @cochiefemeralds3616
      @cochiefemeralds3616 3 года назад +62

      So I guess you’re trying to tell that plankton has curves?

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 3 года назад +11

      Why?

    • @bourne8636
      @bourne8636 3 года назад +35

      @@cochiefemeralds3616 I know you saw that cake though

  • @skidandpump6103
    @skidandpump6103 3 года назад +1947

    3:15 this sounds like one of my old game boys
    Edit; holy crap I just saw how many likes I had, thank you everyone!

    • @cyclops8238
      @cyclops8238 3 года назад +129

      It reminds me of when I had a DS and I'd always be watching flip notes that people made and the audio quality was just as bad 🤣

    • @synthris2
      @synthris2 3 года назад +47

      16 bits 8 bits 4 bits 2 bits 1 bit

    • @zachatck64
      @zachatck64 3 года назад +11

      Or those Game Boy Advance Video cartridges

    • @lilbill7385
      @lilbill7385 3 года назад +3

      We’re there any game boy games with voices

    • @skidandpump6103
      @skidandpump6103 3 года назад +5

      @@lilbill7385 I meant the sounds

  • @trylius
    @trylius 3 года назад +83

    1:53 “Apparently the two barnacle mouth brothers just learned a new word, and spongebob just said it over the intercom.”
    😂

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher 3 года назад +144

    0:37 is not even dark, it’s just a fucking mood

    • @Hellothere-ky4jr
      @Hellothere-ky4jr 2 года назад +2

      True-

    • @Nile15rush_fj
      @Nile15rush_fj 2 года назад +1

      The whole scene is dark bc he's in a graveyard late at night. That joke with the tombstone just lightened the mood, that episode is one of the best ever

  • @justachannel6776
    @justachannel6776 3 года назад +1024

    0:50 You guys know this one's edited right? In the real scene, there's just a heart between them.

    • @Supl3xcity
      @Supl3xcity 3 года назад +60

      Was bout to sayXD why would they approve that, but good editing

    • @brainlesssayspro3738
      @brainlesssayspro3738 3 года назад +21

      bruh they deleted that scene bc its dirty

    • @randoomstudioz
      @randoomstudioz 3 года назад +36

      The heart was more comfortable. Jfc

    • @PajamaManor
      @PajamaManor 3 года назад +2

      @@randoomstudioz exactly! What the world?

    • @landonjohnson4477
      @landonjohnson4477 3 года назад

      @@brainlesssayspro3738 yeah

  • @khaotictrash
    @khaotictrash 3 года назад +185

    The fish's face at 0:55 😂😂

    • @TheCacophonyOfHumanity
      @TheCacophonyOfHumanity 3 года назад +26

      I think that fish name is Fred and he is the one who always says “MY LEG!!!”

    • @sludge-factory
      @sludge-factory 3 года назад +8

      That's Fred, lol

    • @OFFICERchoclet
      @OFFICERchoclet 3 года назад +1

      @@TheCacophonyOfHumanity you meant MY EYES

    • @rhyscoz
      @rhyscoz 3 года назад +2

      😠+☹️

    • @hozmi.
      @hozmi. 2 года назад +3

      More like (ಠ_ಠ)

  • @Migixkem
    @Migixkem 3 года назад +20

    I like how squidward is like just some character when were kids and he's just the best character when we were older

    • @Poetic_Justice92
      @Poetic_Justice92 2 года назад +1

      I look at it like Squidward represents adulthood whilst SpongeBob and Patrick represent childhood and innocence. So as a kid watching this we relate more to SpongeBob and Patrick whereas Squidward is detestable. As adults it switches and we begin relating to Squidward more and more cause we're living the adult life now and finally understand him.

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 3 года назад +6

    Plankton is T H I C C 👅

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 3 года назад +405

    0:50 okay, I do NOT remember the scene going like that.
    Spongebob pulls Squid’s shirt up and there’s this pulsating vein thing that is conjoining them. Still weird but not as weird as this...

    • @waelsor6169
      @waelsor6169 3 года назад +21

      ye pretty good edit

    • @peanutbuttertoast7742
      @peanutbuttertoast7742 3 года назад +6

      Honestly, they could of had some sort of tattoo or something on each other. But even the edit makes it dirty... :0

    • @deansnik3130
      @deansnik3130 3 года назад +8

      3:10 I don't get this

    • @leon983
      @leon983 3 года назад +21

      @@deansnik3130 he is watching sea porn lol, and when Gary arrives, he changes channel fast, so Gary won't see what SpongeBoB acutally watched

    • @bopcrop1228
      @bopcrop1228 3 года назад +8

      I just found out that tongue is from a scene where sponge bob taunts patrick by eating the last chocolate bar slowly

  • @jennatodd9396
    @jennatodd9396 3 года назад +189

    0:53 The part I remember seeing is SpongeBob and Squidward’s heart combined.

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 3 года назад +38

    I still don't understand how Mr Krabs didn't recognise his own mothers house when he did the panty raid

  • @domrose8639
    @domrose8639 3 года назад +18

    The brother clip was changed. I remember clearly that when Spongebob lifted Squidwards shirt they shared a heart

  • @luka9967
    @luka9967 3 года назад +565

    Fun Fact:
    the "dolphin" swearing sound effect is actually a speed up kokaburra

    • @WhimsicalLittledawg
      @WhimsicalLittledawg 3 года назад +5

      What

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 3 года назад +45

      @@WhimsicalLittledawg The laughing kookaburra is a large kingfisher native to Australia. The noise isn’t from a dolphin but actually from this bird.

    • @WhimsicalLittledawg
      @WhimsicalLittledawg 3 года назад +6

      @@catsplat1272 so basically bird?

    • @WhimsicalLittledawg
      @WhimsicalLittledawg 3 года назад +1

      @Joshua W56 what

  • @dub1101
    @dub1101 3 года назад +97

    1:20 “High squidward how the f are you”

    • @robloxfan4271
      @robloxfan4271 5 месяцев назад +2

      “Nice *dolphin* day isn’t it, squidward?”

  • @Rathian03
    @Rathian03 3 года назад +15

    1:10 Dude is so shocked time literally stopped for him.

    • @ToppyDreemurr
      @ToppyDreemurr 3 года назад

      *trying to resist making a jojo reference*

  • @matthewtaylor1785
    @matthewtaylor1785 3 года назад +8

    Don’t forget, the panty raid scene is from the same episode as “Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?”

  • @crazyfriend2388
    @crazyfriend2388 3 года назад +396

    Ayo Plankton is packing ngl 😩😳🥵👀👌🤤🥴

  • @goon5031
    @goon5031 3 года назад +13

    Spongebob never licked squidward. He connected their hearts.

  • @nintendork07
    @nintendork07 Месяц назад +4

    there are way more suicide jokes than SpongeBob than I realized

  • @cromwellpictures7546
    @cromwellpictures7546 3 года назад +368

    0:50 Was not expecting that LOL

    • @Nikki-ph7fy
      @Nikki-ph7fy 3 года назад +17

      right like what the heck

    • @skelemama
      @skelemama 3 года назад +88

      It’s actually edited, lol. The real scene has their hearts connected in a horror fashion.

    • @brainysmuglur9077
      @brainysmuglur9077 3 года назад +5

      @@skelemama Yeah

    • @TheJoker-qr1rx
      @TheJoker-qr1rx 3 года назад +36

      @@skelemama the edit is so clean tho I almost thought it was real

  • @animeking1357
    @animeking1357 3 года назад +508

    Spongebob: Don't drop them
    Me: Jesus christ this is a children's show.

    • @charliepagel3611
      @charliepagel3611 3 года назад +12

      I still don’t get it, what does it mean?

    • @animeking1357
      @animeking1357 3 года назад +48

      @@charliepagel3611 Dropping the soap like they tell you not to in jail.

    • @mariannebaltazar6228
      @mariannebaltazar6228 3 года назад +17

      @@animeking1357 Oh I though it was because Gary didn't have hands

    • @charliepagel3611
      @charliepagel3611 3 года назад +3

      @@animeking1357 Oh, thanks xD

    • @DrunkenSlob
      @DrunkenSlob 3 года назад +1

      @@mariannebaltazar6228 nerd

  • @Spiketrooper
    @Spiketrooper 3 года назад +30

    Hold on. The Krusty Krab has like 8 tables, and it has a maximum capacity of over 300? Are they eating on the floor or something?

  • @lixrvs6853
    @lixrvs6853 3 года назад +393

    season 3 episode 5 when mermaid man and barnacle boy run away from spongebob but their car is invisible and they jump on it.... mermaid man lands on a seat and barnacle boy lands on an invisible part and says something like... wish it was automatic 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BlindMelonLord
      @BlindMelonLord 3 года назад +42

      he says I knew we should’ve gotten an automatic.

    • @rys_undr1328
      @rys_undr1328 3 года назад +3

      Omg yes! I remember that lol

    • @megumiseyelashes6706
      @megumiseyelashes6706 3 года назад +18

      that kinda reminds me of "when I was 7 i sat on a banana and of course that changed my life"

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 года назад

      @@megumiseyelashes6706 b r u h

  • @greentoesbstatus4325
    @greentoesbstatus4325 3 года назад +77

    0:09 plankton: AAAAAAA-

  • @johnwick3846
    @johnwick3846 3 года назад +5

    0:27 Squidward is the most relatable character.

  • @eagletgriff
    @eagletgriff 3 года назад +4

    0:49 that edit is wayyy too good damn

  • @ksspqf6016
    @ksspqf6016 3 года назад +441

    1:11 why do the octopi look normal yet squidward is some sort of mutant octopus with six tenticles

    • @TheUltimateMolotov
      @TheUltimateMolotov 3 года назад +81

      He’s a squid

    • @ksspqf6016
      @ksspqf6016 3 года назад +44

      @@TheUltimateMolotov why? Just because he's called *squidward* ? It's been confirmed in other episodes that he's in fact an octopus

    • @cerebalkryptic3052
      @cerebalkryptic3052 3 года назад +2

      @@ksspqf6016 name one episode than.

    • @cerebalkryptic3052
      @cerebalkryptic3052 3 года назад +51

      @@ksspqf6016 they literally call him squid sometimes. Just squid and that's it. And yes, just because his name is SQUIDWARD and he has only 6 tentacles means he is infact, a squid bro

    • @ksspqf6016
      @ksspqf6016 3 года назад +3

      @@cerebalkryptic3052 fortune cookies

  • @SuarezisGOAT99
    @SuarezisGOAT99 3 года назад +402

    0:53 the real scene was them together

    • @pacarro16
      @pacarro16 3 года назад +9

      Wtf you're right

    • @gamerbeanie5336
      @gamerbeanie5336 3 года назад +7

      I was bouta say that

    • @coinsforskate7521
      @coinsforskate7521 3 года назад +17

      I just realized that was the original and they actually replaced it with their hearts combined... thought it was edited until just now

    • @QuranwithRain
      @QuranwithRain 3 года назад +20

      @@coinsforskate7521 no this scene is actually fan edited. The real one was the hearts

    • @nicholasw.3488
      @nicholasw.3488 3 года назад

      @@QuranwithRain it isnt tho

  • @Sircorndog411
    @Sircorndog411 19 дней назад +1

    0:50 Squidward had a right to scream😭😭😭

  • @goctagonrecovery3270
    @goctagonrecovery3270 3 года назад +19

    0:49 is not from the actual episode. It’s an edit.

  • @q_quigley1713
    @q_quigley1713 3 года назад +73

    Fun fact: they said actual bad words when filming because it was easier but there is no uncensored episode though

    • @emocoffee
      @emocoffee 2 года назад +1

      Here you go my guy
      ruclips.net/video/ho_yYS0YUUw/видео.html

  • @omegaflowey9932
    @omegaflowey9932 3 года назад +350

    0:50 this is fan made. It looks real but it is not 😎

    • @ahmadnajri4336
      @ahmadnajri4336 3 года назад +38

      Its real but nicklodeon delete that scene and change the scene

    • @ahmadnajri4336
      @ahmadnajri4336 3 года назад +8

      So use your brain before talking shit

    • @CaptainApathetic
      @CaptainApathetic 3 года назад +74

      @@ahmadnajri4336 no that scene has them literally joined at the hip, the licking is edited

    • @ahmadnajri4336
      @ahmadnajri4336 3 года назад +3

      @@CaptainApathetic i know it

    • @ahmadnajri4336
      @ahmadnajri4336 3 года назад +5

      @@CaptainApathetic but i saw the licking scene is the real scene but that scene is dark jokes, so, nicklodeon deleted that scene and put new scene

  • @tomokokuroki2506
    @tomokokuroki2506 3 года назад +6

    The darkest joke is the fact the Mr Krabs has a periscope viewing the dining area in his restroom.

    • @haustreviance
      @haustreviance 3 года назад

      The Orwellian is strong with the crustacean.

  • @andrewcoble1834
    @andrewcoble1834 20 дней назад +1

    I remember the one where SpongeBob says him and Squidward are like brothers a little different. I dont recall them being conjoined by a blood vessel, not SpongeBob licking him.

  • @jadusdoe8470
    @jadusdoe8470 3 года назад +109

    "Don't you mean there are only seven?"
    I love that they referenced George Carlin, perfect moment!

    • @yesterdaywasADTR
      @yesterdaywasADTR 3 года назад +1

      George Carlin?? I really liked him but I'm confused. What was the joke?

    • @alexschalk5439
      @alexschalk5439 2 года назад

      @@yesterdaywasADTR It was a Carlin bit. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words

  • @GodsLonelyMan76
    @GodsLonelyMan76 3 года назад +59

    Never knew that this iconic show couldn't escape them dirty jokes

  • @whatusername9189
    @whatusername9189 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Well what did he say!?”
    “Habashay shabashaba”
    “What?”
    “HABASHAY SHABASHABA”

  • @JoesMama8469
    @JoesMama8469 3 года назад +123

    0:51 that never happened what did happen was spongebob and squidwards hearts somehow being on the side of their body's and connecting

    • @JoesMama8469
      @JoesMama8469 3 года назад +2

      @@SquidwardQ.Tentacles899 ik

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 3 года назад +23

    Mr Krabbs shouting at SpongeBob for swearing is hilarious to me, cause the voice actor played Hank in Detroit: Become Human and said f**k several times

    • @billybaggins1443
      @billybaggins1443 3 года назад +1

      Just because he said it, does not mean he encourages it.

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 3 года назад

      @@billybaggins1443 do you not get humour? I have that problem sometimes too, but with sarcasm. That's what you meant by your comment, right?

    • @billybaggins1443
      @billybaggins1443 3 года назад

      @@emisthem6562 I'm a bit confused by what you mean. I know that it's ironic, and it is funny, but I was just saying.

  • @darkshad0wstudi0s
    @darkshad0wstudi0s 3 года назад +10

    You forgot the part where squidward said “and the customers and kiss my abs” which is a censored version saying “and the customers can kiss my ass”

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 5 месяцев назад +1

    "That guy's talented, he doesn't have to work blue." is such a great joke.

  • @Dumb_Ass-bj8ph
    @Dumb_Ass-bj8ph 3 года назад +11

    0:48 the show when my mom walks in

  • @godofhotballs_helios7207
    @godofhotballs_helios7207 3 года назад +39

    Mr krabs in a croptop and booty jeans is the hottest thing I've seen all year

  • @justanormalegg7122
    @justanormalegg7122 3 года назад +2

    3:36 LMAO PERVERT ACTION

  • @R.P.Pyotrsovich
    @R.P.Pyotrsovich 2 месяца назад +2

    0:07 Let Patrick clap those Cheeks! (Sorry, couldn't resist an SMG4 joke)

  • @TheSatanist13
    @TheSatanist13 3 года назад +291

    I still don't know what the phrase "Don't Drop Em" means.

    • @Canusuckit
      @Canusuckit 3 года назад +95

      They are soap, he’s telling him to not drop the soap

    • @TheSatanist13
      @TheSatanist13 3 года назад +90

      @@Canusuckit Or else when bend down, they'll get it from behind 😏

    • @itsclint4957
      @itsclint4957  3 года назад +71

      @@TheSatanist13 lol I saw that episode when I was little and never got that joke 😂

    • @rorye6952
      @rorye6952 3 года назад +114

      @@TheSatanist13 it’s about jail. There’s a stereotype that in a jail shower you drop the soap and you bend down to get it and you get raped

    • @z1zzy844
      @z1zzy844 3 года назад +31

      It's referring to a prison r@pe

  • @ERINTHEGAMERR
    @ERINTHEGAMERR 3 года назад +42

    0:11 omg seeing this as dirty joke makes me think why didn't i notice it before-

  • @Plumgoblin
    @Plumgoblin 3 года назад +3

    ">:O SPONGEBOB AND FRIEND!!!!" made me laugh so HARD

  • @lixd3054
    @lixd3054 3 года назад +5

    1:25 Why is this guy's Krabby Patty so tiny? 😂

    • @CattleTheCat
      @CattleTheCat 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yo I never noticed that! My man on a diet! 😂

  • @smolmonster1871
    @smolmonster1871 3 года назад +22

    The show: [spongebob]
    RUclips: [the fairly oddparents]

  • @agrady7216
    @agrady7216 3 года назад +29

    0:51 Scream sounds like it was reused from the Drops by Squidward’s House meme.

  • @robertstevensii4018
    @robertstevensii4018 3 года назад +13

    You forgot the one where Gary is "De-icking" everyone in Bikini Bottom

    • @sackoftrash9171
      @sackoftrash9171 3 года назад

      I think that one was more of a reference to animals and symbiotic relationships such as predators not eating their cleaners

    • @robertstevensii4018
      @robertstevensii4018 3 года назад

      @@sackoftrash9171 "Another $5 for another Deeee-icking" -Mr Krabs in that episode

  • @hayden6759
    @hayden6759 3 года назад +2

    “Hi Squidward! How the *dolphin noise* are ya?

  • @fusia6970
    @fusia6970 3 года назад +18

    0:23 I really thought it would happen

  • @exodia396sforbiddenreviews7
    @exodia396sforbiddenreviews7 3 года назад +75

    As someone who works in food 1:25-1:30 makes me cringe

    • @stephenspilman68
      @stephenspilman68 3 года назад +13

      What does he even mean when he says work blue? Or did I hear him wrong?

    • @SharkandMinno
      @SharkandMinno 3 года назад +15

      @@stephenspilman68 "work blue" is an old expression which is usually used to refer to comedians who make inappropriate/lewd jokes to appeal to the lowest common denominator. SpongeBob is a talented fry cook, so he doesn't need to "work blue" to attract customers/be popular.

    • @SteelPanda220
      @SteelPanda220 3 года назад

      What was wrong with what he said?

  • @thimovijfschaft3271
    @thimovijfschaft3271 5 месяцев назад +2

    Squidward actually paid for a gravestone and a spot at the cemetery just to write that his hopes and dreams died...

  • @user-hz3zj9oc1g
    @user-hz3zj9oc1g 2 месяца назад +1

    "Well that's a lot of f**king bad words" got me😂

  • @HorrorWorldx
    @HorrorWorldx 3 года назад +27

    “i can’t seem to get happy.... maybe this will help...”
    *squidward was found dead in his home hours later with a rope around his neck.*

  • @presidenthaltmann7496
    @presidenthaltmann7496 3 года назад +85

    3:14 sounds like if it was on the SNES

    • @McFlakies
      @McFlakies 3 года назад +2

      Game boy advance

    • @harddiskkosong3661
      @harddiskkosong3661 3 года назад

      Ffs i dont get it about this one joke.. can anyone tell me?

    • @myself50094
      @myself50094 3 года назад

      @@harddiskkosong3661 I’ll tell u but how old are u first

    • @harddiskkosong3661
      @harddiskkosong3661 3 года назад +1

      @@myself50094 23.. and i haven't understand that one joke for my entire life

  • @MrSiah007
    @MrSiah007 3 года назад +3

    Another good one is when spongebob and sandy just get done doing a bunch of karate and they look stoned and ask “do you think mr. krabs ever does karate?” Implying weed lol

  • @albertykids651
    @albertykids651 3 года назад +10

    As a person who works in the fast food industry 0:54 is exactly how my workplace sounds all the time.

  • @TimeBomb014X
    @TimeBomb014X 3 года назад +43

    :50 wait I remember that scene playing out with them being conjoined

    • @MsAnimelove2102
      @MsAnimelove2102 3 года назад +4

      That's the real scene. This is an edit somebody made.

    • @tyfrou3377
      @tyfrou3377 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @6ori9
      @6ori9 3 года назад

      @@nuttbag6658 thats what he meant

  • @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy
    @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy 3 года назад +31

    3:02 don’t get the joke

    • @toasty_froggy
      @toasty_froggy 3 года назад +22

      Hes watching something “inappropriate” lol so when Gary comes in he changes the channel and acts nervous

    • @1toosaucay
      @1toosaucay 3 года назад +13

      Stripper

    • @GunnarTobus
      @GunnarTobus 3 года назад +6

      @@1toosaucay oh good lord.

    • @Cake-tq7hu
      @Cake-tq7hu 3 года назад

      @@toasty_froggy your right-

    • @rickywallace123
      @rickywallace123 3 года назад +2

      oh.- oh no oh good god

  • @erdmannelchen8829
    @erdmannelchen8829 3 года назад +2

    1:20 you can hear spongebob actually saying "how the fuck are ya?" xD

  • @nathanielschwartz425
    @nathanielschwartz425 2 года назад +8

    1:13 I think the real dirty aspect of this clip isn’t what SpongeBob is supposedly saying but rather where that Octopus’s other “arm” came from. Assuming, of course, that it IS in fact another arm and not something else.

  • @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy
    @ihatemylifesomuchjustwhy 3 года назад +28

    3:55 Spongebob don’t look at your *🄲🄴🄽🅂🄾🅁🄴🄳*

  • @Mittenzi
    @Mittenzi 3 года назад +25

    I watch too much spongebob sailor mouth is my favourite episode

    • @yaiya.7248
      @yaiya.7248 3 года назад +1

      🐬

    • @rayl7336
      @rayl7336 3 года назад

      He ran out the classroom and said,,"Cee U Next Tuesday" to Mrs. Pufferfish,I know I'm not the only one who caught that!!

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 27 дней назад

    0:51
    This really surprised me because I remembered SpongeBob revealing they’re conjoined twins by an extra artery

  • @NezukoKamado-li3fv
    @NezukoKamado-li3fv 2 месяца назад +1

    Plankton was violated 💀

  • @maggiewinters9526
    @maggiewinters9526 3 года назад +99

    “I could’ve sworn I was laying on my back”
    *this just proves how Patrick is a girl*

    • @skz_143_iloveyou
      @skz_143_iloveyou 3 года назад +12

      Well, he could be trans (Female to Male) since he is called a he and a boy so just wait for the fanfic and stuff

    • @skz_143_iloveyou
      @skz_143_iloveyou 3 года назад +8

      @Insomnia_Gaming Oh just wait a month for mine lol

    • @MacroDuPontOfficial
      @MacroDuPontOfficial 3 года назад +5

      I didn't know I need a Patrick fanfic :'u

    • @WhimsicalLittledawg
      @WhimsicalLittledawg 3 года назад +2

      I don't get it

    • @maggiewinters9526
      @maggiewinters9526 3 года назад

      @@WhimsicalLittledawg as a grown woman, there are reasons

  • @chiksnbooz
    @chiksnbooz 3 года назад +24

    I think I only now realized that when Squidward was talking about the 7 dirty words you can't say, he was referring to a George Carlin routine.

    • @yesterdaywasADTR
      @yesterdaywasADTR 3 года назад +2

      Which one? I really liked George Carlin but I haven't seen that one

  • @Alt_Via
    @Alt_Via 3 часа назад

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT 0:17 I CANT BELIEVE THAT JOKE FLEW OVER MY HEAD