These Are The Updates The iPhone Really Needs. Kellen Erskine

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @giantfisher
    @giantfisher 3 месяца назад +10

    THREE MINUTES? Where's the rest of it?! I've been waiting for new Kellen forever. As a cyclist, from his last special, the joke about "Bike locks should be illegal" KILLED me. I have small post-it notes down the side of my monitor of new/favorite comedians - he's at the top because he was the first when I was thought, "I haven't heard of him, but I don't want to forget him."

  • @docjaramillo
    @docjaramillo 3 месяца назад +29

    I was just complaining about that spot on side of the car seat where my “thousand dollar computer shaped like a slippery bar of soap” always falls

  • @MediaLieDetector
    @MediaLieDetector 3 месяца назад +8

    Kellen is one of my favorite people.
    AND he really is a funny guy!
    😂😂😂

  • @mandythorson4419
    @mandythorson4419 3 месяца назад +35

    I love this man's comedy so much

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 3 месяца назад +2

      I rewatched his old special the other day, he's so freaking funny

    • @MediaLieDetector
      @MediaLieDetector 3 месяца назад

      Bike locks and milk. 😂😂😂

  • @heatherlowe7330
    @heatherlowe7330 3 месяца назад +4

    The phone falling beside the seat is too real 😂

  • @jasonayres
    @jasonayres 3 месяца назад +15

    Funny, clever, and true!
    Makes me think, I do miss the old phone booth/box, though.
    It's one thing Apple can't do with a phone.
    A little room, some where you could sit with a little bench near you.
    If you've ever sat on a bus or train with someone nearby talking just a little too loud, saying things you don't need to hear..
    This is also why I miss the phone box/booth.
    I have a theory why we don't see Superman flying around anymore..
    Don't worry, you're too young to understand.

  • @shazam6274
    @shazam6274 3 месяца назад +10

    Funny, Intelligent & Relatable! The opposite of that drunk Irish chick in the green dress before.

  • @citizenothegalaxy
    @citizenothegalaxy 3 месяца назад +5

    "Hey Siri... i don't know if you can hear me,"

  • @HallieWiseleyCraig
    @HallieWiseleyCraig 3 месяца назад

    Kellen Erskine has got to be my all-time favorite comedian. This bit is a master class on delivery.

  • @aa64912
    @aa64912 3 месяца назад +12

    They aren’t getting better, just more expensive

  • @Devillionaire
    @Devillionaire 3 месяца назад +3

    This dude is so funny. Want to see more from him.

  • @taylorlibby7642
    @taylorlibby7642 3 месяца назад +128

    I'm glad to see that Jesse Pinkman finally got his life together and is doing something positive and creative with it.

  • @southgeorgiacousin
    @southgeorgiacousin 3 месяца назад +2

    It's great to see him again!! 😂

  • @knight1515
    @knight1515 3 месяца назад +4

    Yes!!! More Kellen!! I saw you in Winnipeg at Rumour’s in 2019!!

  • @smartalec30
    @smartalec30 3 месяца назад +2

    Nice return segment 🎉

  • @3as1
    @3as1 3 месяца назад

    The siri prayer was too original 😂😂

  • @cbailey4322
    @cbailey4322 2 месяца назад

    Siri bit is so clever! Kellen is great.

  • @kerrybarneyiii1202
    @kerrybarneyiii1202 3 месяца назад +4

    If it was unbreakable, they wouldn’t be able to sell their repair plans or replacement phones 💵 💵 💵 !

  • @DerWutendeMetzger
    @DerWutendeMetzger 3 месяца назад +13

    Aaron Paul is doing stand up comedy now?

  • @dannymac6368
    @dannymac6368 3 месяца назад +6

    Oh please tell me a full special is coming?!?

    • @DryBarComedy
      @DryBarComedy  3 месяца назад

      It’s available for free right now at drybarcomedy.com/kellene

  • @kairau1519
    @kairau1519 3 месяца назад +4

    The breaking bad guy

  • @dereishus01
    @dereishus01 3 месяца назад +3

    A lot better than your last upload, DB

  • @maryellenputnam-reinhardt3305
    @maryellenputnam-reinhardt3305 3 месяца назад +6

    Truth!

  • @madtownangler
    @madtownangler 3 месяца назад +3

    I'm old enough to have had an old Apple IIe computer at home when hardly anyone had computers at home .
    My parents had me do a lot of typing reports for work and newsletters for clubs. Plus I typed a lot of reports for people for money in high school.

    • @BohemianLifer
      @BohemianLifer 3 месяца назад +1

      Apple IIC, here...good stuff...

  • @QuietCastle
    @QuietCastle 3 месяца назад +2

    He's funny as hell! lol

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 3 месяца назад +2

    Jesse Pinkman has a ginger cousin!?

  • @WhiteMouse77
    @WhiteMouse77 3 месяца назад +3

    Unbreakable cellphone is in fact a time machine returning us into stone age because it can be used as cobblestone breaking someones head in case that person remains denying idea you just posted engraving real wall with the phone....😂

  • @josephg.3370
    @josephg.3370 3 месяца назад

    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @vikingspud
    @vikingspud 3 месяца назад +2

    I clicked because he looked like Jesse Pinkman

  • @eldonhoward7925
    @eldonhoward7925 3 месяца назад

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @mareezy
    @mareezy 3 месяца назад

    Iphones break? I've never had one. My Samsung is 4 years old, dropped it dozens of times and screen is still intact

  • @Believer1995ofGod
    @Believer1995ofGod 3 месяца назад

    He should do a Jesse pinkman act, it would be awesome

  • @Klendachrisgenson
    @Klendachrisgenson 3 месяца назад

    Thompson Mary Hernandez Jose Wilson Brenda

  • @StephenHolder-p3u
    @StephenHolder-p3u 3 месяца назад

    Harris Joseph Hernandez Anthony Martin Michael

  • @BartonBaird-l2m
    @BartonBaird-l2m 3 месяца назад

    Taylor Frank Martin John Young Sarah

  • @Ethan7s
    @Ethan7s 3 месяца назад +2

    Not a single meth joke?

  • @thedeepermystery
    @thedeepermystery 3 месяца назад +2

    just planned obsolescence at work 🥲