Josuke lost 50% of His Braincells...
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- Опубликовано: 20 янв 2020
- This is why everyone hate jotaro he left josuke and giorno alone.. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is something else
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ジョジョ
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Yes. don't ask why....
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No man its good, nice jojoke.
The last part where he uses the family technique is the best
It's funny (・∀・)
Oe, i laught at it. Its not bad.
"No stand can bring back the dead"
Okuyasu: oY jOSuKe!!1!
@H M Then couldn't you say the same about Joseph? The reason he returned was to pull a prank on Jotaro; he didn't have to come back if he didn't want to
Also this was meant to be a joke
umm no stand brought Okuyasu back though? His soul returned to his body
@H M the same with bruno, your soul come back to his body
@H M what's wrong with Hamon Beat?
Joseph didn't actually die. It was all part of his plan, of course, to trick DIO. Joseph is, of course, immortal.
Go read stone ocean and you will know nobody is inmortal... and you better cry wile reading or i will ora ora your suculent body.
Nah, he just knew exactly what would be said, who would say it, and the events that would lead those people to say those things. He "To you'd" the entire cast, if we're bring honest.
the actual power of hermit purple is not spirit photography but immortality. the spirit photography is just his "your next line is XYZ" improved
Actually if yo kill Joseph he will always respawn after 3 days
@@juanantoniomartinezabal5785 no one actualy died in SO, they just got moved to somewhen and somewere in the new universe.
Jotaro : I don't have my Main Character power anymore, sorry Josuke
That's funny and sad at the same time
Yeah i don't *kills Kira*
@@juliiju0484 ambulance
Well, actually, he just did what a Defibrillator does, just more efficiently.
Jotaro: No stand can bring the dead back to life.
Star Platinum: You have shit memory, master.
XD
I smell a underrated comment
i think you meant to say
Jotaro: No stand can bring the dead back to life.
Star Platinum: Ora ora ora ora, ora.
That was because of Dio’s blood.
Jotaro: “no stand can bring someone back to life
Star platinum: haha my fists go brr
He's Joseph Joestar. What explanations you need more
It seems like he perfected the secret Joestar technique and now using it against the grim reaper
He predicted everything untill his own death
Who is this *_"Jospeh"?_*
That damn Joestar blood...
he also cheated on his wife
Jotaro:*thinks no stand brings back the dead*
Giorno:the future is now old man
Gold Experience isn't really brings people back to life...
@@mettawatkutaninwat5411
Technically G.E.R can do that,it just never did
@@mostfabulousdipshitintown8243 I don't think G. E. R. can reverse the action of dying
@@mostfabulousdipshitintown8243 There were no limitations shown, I think he can reverse anything
JoJo Lover people overpower ger it cant reverse just cancel out or neutralize
Everyone knows Jospeh doesn’t die. Dude probably managed to survive the universe reset too lmao
He use Joestar technique and he run into other universe while Pucci reseted our universe and Joseph came back in part 7
XD hahaha that would be funny
The universe reset is probably *how* he survived lol he was like super old but after the uni reset now in the new universe he's fine
Well the universe reset doesn't kill everyone, it just takes everyone and puts them into the new universe
then why emporio and lisa lisa survived the uni reset
"Fuck. Polnareff take it back"
Jotaro could've at least tried open heart massage like he did with Joseph, lol.
_open heart massage_
Needs blood to, dio had joseph blood and so that was able to help Joseph come back
Jaden Lee Joseph was only dead for 4 minutes, remember, a large portion of that episode happens during time stops.
TheRyuSword I know that lol I was just trying to explain that
Jaden Lee You did not mention how short of a time Joesph was dead for.
The first and last scene of Joseph is him getting his wallet taken
Why did you need to say that.
@@bigboibebop reasons
How dare you say something so brave yet so controversial
BRO
"It's like poetry, it rhymes."
Giorno: "Yeah... only Jotaro can revive people, I definitely did not revive my friend who looks like a mom"
Who literally is my mom
Yeah and Bruno died later anyway. Yet Joseph is still "kicking".
@H M bruno was literally local man too angry at boss to die
Kind of ironic that DIO's blood can bring people back permanently, but his son's powers can't. :(
@H M imagine being such a chad that you can literally just say no to death
Jesus:"brings people back alive"
Jotaro: *SO IT'S THE SAME KIND OF STAND OF STAR PLATINUM*
is this racist or funny
definitely funny
Joashua son of Joseph has the stand Ticket to Ride.
@@randomwanderingstranger293 why would this be racist?
jesus is a jojo reference after all
@@ec2552 jeje
Jotaro: "josuke, no stand can bring the dead back to life"
Golden experience: *well yes, but actually no*
Josuke Also Reviving Okuyasu Lol
Joseph walks in on those two talking about how you can’t revive the dead
Joseph: iight ima head out
U mean it's somewhat legit people have been revived after there heart stops and Joseph was only dead a few minutes
To be fair, it was more just Dio’s blood doing all the work. All Jotato did was restart his heart like a defibrillator
@@soberthoughts209 it was still mostly Joseph's blood tho the time Joseph passed to revived was only about 4 minutes or so and plus Joseph has hamon to get rid of vampiric blood
@@deadpoolgamin75 It wasn't just heart stopping, he was stabbed in the neck, lost a shit ton of blood, was sucked dry by a vampire and then he got brought back.
@@fly672 it's Joseph he's always cheating death so I mean yeah but even if the doctors could have just stitched his neck up
It's beautiful
love your videos
lOl
@@limits6263 lol
@I'm a furry, but lol
@@lynexvz lol
Jotaro: No Stand can bring the dead back to life
Kira: Haha Bites Za Dusto goes brrrr
well they die whatsoever
more like GER goes brrrrr
@@speedwaifuthetrueandonlybe2744 more like heavens door in the ova go brr
@@thatcarnivoreteacher7395 I don't know after part 5, even though I spoiled myself quite a lot
@@speedwaifuthetrueandonlybe2744 maybe normal GE. And even so, not really. Bruno was literally a dead man walking
Jotaro: "no stand can bring the dead back to life."
Star platinum: This sign won't stop me because i cant read!
Or silver chariot requiem...
Star platinum: haha star platinum make bang bang)
I mean I think it was mainly because of dio’s blood otherwise he wouldn’t of survived
@@User-zx6tt and the short amount of time he was dead for.
4 minutes since the whole episode was basically time stop
Hamon also has healing properties
"No Stand can bring people back from the dead"
- The guy who brings his grandpa back from the dead
Joseph: “I’ve never had more fun in my entire life”
Caesar: “am I a joke to you?”
Before or after he ba*ged Josuke’s Mom?
of course before
That want fun for joseph
shizaaaaaaaaa!!!!
i disliked this comment cuz the likes is at 666 and i dont want to ruin it even tho its the devils number ;-;
2:05 Jotaro Uses The Secret Joestar Technique.
Jotaro: "No stand can bring back the dead."
*Enyaba Flashbacks*
She didnt really bring them back to life she just used them as puppets
@@vtxw33b94 I know just it seemed like so
@@snorlaxiscool2669 Flaccid Pancake makes invisible zombies
No stand can bring back the dead
Josuke at the end of part 4:...
Jotaro: imma head out
Lucky Ki11er305 huh?
@@suzukihonda_6317 When Hayato goes boom
Hayato wasn’t dead at the time. You’re fully conscious when you explode up until you’re completely erased
@@stick7962 and its extremely painful
*H A Y A T O*
Jotaro: run
Jotaro:No stand can bring dead people back
also Jotaro: *Literally brings back a man that was stabbed and got all his blood sucked out from a vampire*
Well Jotaro is still right. A Stand didn't bring him back to life. Vampire blood did.
don't ask how Joseph didn't become a vampire.
Well most of the blood joseph was getting was his own
@@Champsr0ck2247 Imagine jotaro from a clever boy to a dumbshit thinker during that part 4
@@Champsr0ck2247 if we're playing by movie logic then no if the turner of the vampire died then no.
@@Champsr0ck2247 he is a hamon user
Josuke can't even Nigerundayooo
Josuke when he losted his grandfather: Why we still here ? Just to suffer.
I bet he misclicked F to CANCLE
F for the "losted"
Maxence LMAO.
Losted.
Losted
1:48
Me at the first question of my maths exam
*Tarihan has stop working*
yup...i can relate
And at 2:05 is me when i see my mom while shes holding a baseball bat after i showed her the test results
Song name?
Jotaro starts reading the *how to not forget your stand abilities* book
Josuke: has a stand that is nor rlly for healig but u can heal with it
Cant revive someone
Jotaro: hes stand stops time and is super strong and fast
Revived someone once
Jotaro: No stand can bring people back to life.
**Laughs in Gold Experience**
**Laughs in Limp Bizkit**
**Laughs in Under World**
**Laughs in Star Platinum**
**Laughs in Joestar Secret Technique**
**Laughs in Civil War**
**Laughs in Okuyasu**
Limp bizkit doesn't bring people back from the death though, Neither does underworld.
@@Richerin
* ahem *
*Limp Bizkit*
Invisible Reincarnation
Limp Bizkit enables Sports Maxx to *bring the dead back to life* as invisible "zombies"
*Under World*
Memory Unearthing
Under World is able to excavate memories of events *and people* from the earth.
Directly from the JoJopedia.
Limp Bizkit: Can birng the dead back to life.
Under World: Can excavate the memories of any event, in other words, if he revives a plane crash, all the memories of the people that died in that plane come back to life, just to die again.
@@rudolphvonstroheim4165 limp bizkit though it isnt actually them just copies and same with Underworld. Those people are still gone
Rudolph Von Stroheim they aren’t the person, they are copies, also Golden Experience and Star Platinum never brought anyone back from death
*laughs in civil war*
Jotaro: Josuke, no stand can bring back the dead
Also Jotaro: Oi gg wake the fuck up
Joseph isn't immortal
He can just use "Respawn" as much as he want
Bed MANY Beds
Bed many bed many BEDS
Joseph has got unlimited Totem of Undying in his pocket
*KOREGA DIAVOLO DA*
Like dio
Thx for the likes :)))))
*No one will know why i ve got so many...*
Mihai RQ HIS SISTER IS 1 YEAR OLDER THAN HIS GRANDPA
His Nephew is old than he is.
Pretty Bizarre, right?
@@vovabars1234 WHOS SISTER
@@eagle-tn6br Holly
@@twinodoom joseph used to get along with Josuke's mom when he was in his 60s and she was in her early 20s
“No stand can bring back the dead”
*Whips out a UNO reverse card
No stand can bring the dead back to life
Bite the dust: i have technically brought you back to life
Or silver chariot requiem...
-Star Platinum just gave a heart massage. Josephs blood brought him back after 4 minutes without it. (If I have cancer and a stand does apply my chemo the stand didnt heal me, it was still the chemo)
-Bucciaratis soul was didnt leave his dead body because Giorno gave it life energy, he was still dead and decaying
Congrats, you have 19991991999990909090900990j0j099999199991999999988988999999999999999999 iq
You idiot, his soul left his body.we saw it.There is no way giving him a "heart massage" would've helped.
@@justsomeguywholikeswater3566 the heart massage was actually one of the main reasons Joseph came back to life, blood needs to circulate through the body so it gives nutrients and oxygen to the cells
@@user-zx2wo8eu5r and his soul leaving his body?
@@user-zx2wo8eu5r but if there isn't respiration nor circulation for more than a few minutes, the brain gets seriously damaged and may be irrecoverable. And the fight with DIO had to take way more than three, five or ten minutes.
0:23 shiza shiza
How To Say "Grandpa" In Japanese
Japanese:
Shiza! Shiza!
English:
CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
0:07 just realized how long josuke's arms are.
Guess what else is long
"No Stand can bring the dead back to life"
What if a Stand power is to revive people?
*Cof cof Gold experience cof cof*
No
@@weez1585 good guess but actually no
Jesús was a Jojo
AceMercer AMV imagine saying that after saving Joseph 10 years before. Lol
0:30
Jotaro: No stand can bring the dead back to life.
Also Jotaro: *brings joseph back to life using star platinum*
That’s the joke of the entire video, u deserve a medal my young champ
Or silver chariot requiem...
Josuke: Nooo! You can’t just restart someone’s heart!
Jotaro: Haha heart go bom bom
"No Stand can bring the dead back to life"
Said by the one who revived his own grandpa with his Stand
Jotaro: No stand can bring the dead back to life.
Limp Bizkit: *Let us introduce ourselves..*
You don't want Limp Bizkit to revive someone under any circumstances.
Jotaro: "No stand can bring dead back to life"
Me: Laughs in part 5
Me: "So how Joseph still alive?"
Noval Aflaha he wasn’t brain dead so he wasn’t totally dead
josuke's grandpa : * dies *
TV for no damn reason :* Vietnam war flashbacks *
0:30
no stand can bring the dead back to live.
~The man who revived Joseph
Jotaro: you cant bring back a life when it is taken
Also Jotaro in stardust crusaders: *literally just revives his grandpa Joseph*
A man can survive like 20 minutes without blood, joseph died for 5
@@boring902 so did the grandpa
BrayjsAnimation his brain was completely shredded, don’t think that a quick heart pump can fix that
@@prysmik5194 when did u see that?
*Reviving*
Josuke: *All better*
Jojo Bizzare Adventure: Reviving Has Failed
*2 minute later*
1:51
Jotaro: "This is the author's fault, not mine"
Actually one man survived for 20 minutes without blood and got revived so jozeph just had clinical death
“No stand can bring the dead back to life”
DIO with The World Over Heaven: Are you sure about that?
Some random person with the Stand Arrow: Are you sure about that?
And star plat overheaven lol
Jotaro: *"No Stands can bring the dead back to life."*
_then explain how joseph came back to life f o o l_
@@darkforest4654 nope he didnt
Josuke's grandpa got so pissed after dying dude just logged out, didn't even waited for Josuke to revive unlike Joseph
1:51 I love how the loading thing fits perfectly on his hair
Jotaro: No stand can revive the dead.
Buccarati getting healed by Giorno in the clock tower:
Well, that was only a temporary solution.
Jotaro: Josuke once someone is gone they can’t come back from the dead
Bruno in heaven: high pitched demonic screeching
Josuke:trying to respawn grandpa
Jotaro: on the tv
0:45 The resurrection of Joseph its by the blood of Dio in the ending, he don't become a vampire because his hammon prevents the corruption of the prosess and purify his blood
Jotaro: No stand can bring back the dead
Also jotaro: *used stand to revive joskues dad that one time*
Jotaro: "No stand can bring back the dead.."
Golden wind: R U SURE ABOUT THAT
1. Its Gold Experience not Golden Wind
2. Bruno wasnt really alive. He even said that when they defeated SCR
Jotaro: No stand can bring a dead body back alive
Also him: * brings back joseph by making his heart beating again *
2:05 Secret Joestar Technique
Kek
Jouske is my favorite JouJo
@@gyrozeppeli6897 something tells me i need to call FBI
You just made me take a look at the title of the video again
1:57
And DUO
Kria
Kasr
Divlolo
And character? For me, its Akira otoishi *unexpected*.
Finally somebody points out the fact that jotaro could've saved josuke's grandpa
Jotaro: *No stand can bring back the dead back to life*
Giorno: *Welp*
Mr. Jotaro nearly got punches by me when he said my grandpa had to stay dead.
Well, a stand can't single handedly revive a person FULLY back, as is the case with joseph when he had some of that a̶p̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶j̶u̶i̶c̶e̶ vampire blood that helped.
Joseph has the ultimate Life Form
Jotaro does the joestar's secret technique
Why Star Platinum was able to get through Joseph Joestar's thorax without causing harm?
Stand magic i guess remember not even 6 minute before he knew how to fly
It's not flying, it's jumping in style.
and his style broke gravity
@@erwannthietart3602 The anime exxagerated that scene, by the way, stands can pass through objects
@@user-zx2wo8eu5r A person isn't an object, not even a corpse. Only Diver Down can phase through them.
The same reason why jotaro was able to restart his heart. Stands are manifestations of the spirit and therefore can go through things as seen in the very 1st episode when star platinum grabs the gun from the officers holster to show the officers and holly that star platinum could stop the bullet to see if they could see it
"No stand can bring back the dead"
Giorno: Are you sure about that?
Joatro: No stand can back the dead from the life
Also joatro: *saves hes grampa from dieing*
Jotaro: No stand can bring back the dead.
Star Platinum: Frick you
*"No stand can bring back the dead to life"*
*Jotaro:* _Are you sure about that?_
_Jouske.exe has stopped working_
@Taegers Inc. Okuyasu didn't get revived by crazy diamond. His soul just came back (if you know what i mean), for hayato. He didn't explode but rather turned into a "rock", and josuke quickly DORARA him back to normal. Well, in the manga-
No stand can bring dead back to life
Over Heaven: Am I a joke to you?
2:00 jotaro: i have to run
Jotaro: "No stand can bring the dead to life".
Giorno: "Hold my cup, please".
Requiem*
Bruno's soul decide to go back the body, which is already dead and start to decay. Bruno blind when he meet Doppio and his body doesn't have pulse
@@owo4288 I know, that was just a joke
I guess since Stardust Crusaders Jotaro lost his *asspull* skills
Joseph revived cause of Dio's blood tho
@@GoldenRoyal5 But wouldnt that make Joseph a vampire?
@@iBartix no, since dio had johnathon's blood as well as joseph's blood. It was basically putting back Joseph's blood as well as johnathon's blood. Even if dios blood got into josephs body, the blood of 2 hamon users is more than enough to get rid of the vampiric essence.
Josuke: Holding his grandpa and calling him jija
Jotaro: Having "JIJI" ptsd
You can survive not having a pulse for a while, you can't survive having your brains scrambled
jotaro: "no stand can bring the dead back to life."
giorno: hold my piano
Listen listen it is
"no stand can bring the dead back to life"
*Josuke try to think but* *Josuke.exe has stop working*
*All right I'm out*
0:31 Giorno: I have no idea what you're talking about?
Jotaro: No stand can bring the dead back to life.
Star Platinum: *bruh*
1:27 Jotaro: Here comes, the best part Josuke!
I’m a simple man I see ricardo in the thumbnail and I click
Joot: No STANDO Can Bring Dead People Back To Live
Gio And GE: I'm Just Gonna Pretend I Didn't Hear That
Jotaro: "No stand can bring the dead back to life"
Also Jotaro when asked about reviving Joseph:"My previous quite still stands the ambulance was not a stand"
"No stand can bring back the dead"
Joseph, Bruno and okuyasu: Hold my beer
No stand can bring back the dead
Giorno:'it's show time'
*piano starts playing*
No stand can bring back the dead.
Okeyasu:"Oi, josuke. Should I delete that rule with za hando?"
Joseph: exists
Queen elizabeth: "finally a Worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
“No stand can bring the dead back to life” Gionaro: Hold my arrow
Who is
*gionaro*
Theory: the real Joseph is dead, the joseph that still live is actually Dio trying to learn how to be Joseph.
This is actually hilarious.
can you do it to my Grandpa too?
Jotaro: *N O*
1:48 what's that music?
i dont know ;-;
wait its StreetPass Mii Plaza
*"No stand can bring the dead back to life"*
_Laughs in Giorno_
Jotaro "part 4": No any stand can bring dead to life.
Also Jotaro "part 3": (Bring back dead)