Hey Yammie, young (22) adv squid here. The reason I picked a BMW 750gs "old man bike" was because I liked the seating position as opposed to any of the other kinds of bike. I am also not delusional and know the vast majority of my riding is pavement with the occasional unpaved road, so I knew it was more advantageous to get an ADV as opposed to a dual sport. I kinda hate to say it but I LOVE the bike. I drove it all the way from Birmingham, AL to Yellowstone National Park and back and never had an issue. Seat is comfy as hell and the windshield does a fantastic job.
@@gennadiygusarov6082 I'm around 6 foot with my riding boots on, 5'10" or 5'11" without them. I won't lie to you though you do feel teeter tottery in the beginning but give it 2 weeks and it's second nature
Another young (24) adv squid here. Got the 750gs a little while ago, but it's been great. Needed something that could carry all my climbing gear that was also comfortable for long road-trips and suitable for taking off-road. I've been on a few adventures with it, including through a bog on the side of a hill. My only real complaints are that the windshield is slightly too low for me and it has a thing for covering itself in dirt (seriously, it throws it everywhere). Never understood why people call it an 'old mans bike', wonder if that's spillover from the previous generation of GS.
@@gennadiygusarov6082 I'm 6'1" and find the bike is a great height for me. With boots on I'm another inch or so taller, but could ride it comfortably in trainers if I wanted. For me, I'm looking at getting a slightly taller screen since I find the stock one is a little low for me.
I’m 6’6” trying to find a bike I’ll be comfortable On long Term not something I have to grow comfortable to but something I sit on and love for years to come without breaking the bank. Balling on a budget. 7 gs tops.
2 mods that changed my like for love, mesh seat cover for summer and if you start getting into dirt some knobbies(the factory tires are okay but have a narrow window for error on loose dirt), i love mine and i hope you have the best time with yours.
You missed the type of ADV rider who like to ride everyday (rain or shine), do oil changes, change tires, know almost everything about their bikes, hit the twisties like a pro, hit gravel like a pro, do BDR every year, have emergency assistance kits, first-aid kits,goto the coffee shop and even do grocery and home-depot shopping for the family...they basically ride a car on 2 wheels 😀
I actually didn’t own a car for a year when I lived in Guatemala City. Big ass paniers and bungee chording all kinds of stuff on the back. Yup - my 2 wheel car. Lol
You called me out on the ADV squid. I thought I was legit the only one. I started out with a sport bike background, then I became a supermoto bro, evolved to a naked bike hooligan, and ended up combining the attributes of all those bikes and became an ADV squid. People love seeing a fat ADV bike with hard panniers pull a sick wheelie.
I’m 26 and just bought my very first bike! 2020 ktm 390 adventure, been watching a ton of Yammie Noob and Moto Jitsu then practicing their lessons in parking lots. This bike is a blast and great beginners bike to learn on, I’m 5’10” 150lb and it fits perfect 👌
The Aerostich guy. The guy that commutes 6 miles to work in a one piece hivis goretex suite and rides an 1986 R80GS with 250k miles in pristine condition.
@@sierrafoxtrotgolf3638 Used to see this guy every year at a swap meet in Des Moines , maybe 18 degrees outside would ride in and then bash everybody on Facebook. because he was only bike he saw in the parking lot.
YES! Yammie fails to understand that a LARGE percentage of BMW riders do ALL their own maintenance. There are entire forums devoted to the subject, and workshop weekend groups!
@@williamanderson4029 As a reformed BMW owner I can confirm that I had to do all of the maintenance on my BMW bike. But that had more to do with the fact most motorcycle shops refused to work on the bike even for simple things as soon as they heard it was a BMW(which includes independent shops that claimed on their website to work on everything). BMW specific shops didn't like working on it once it got out of warranty either. I've haven't had similar problems with Honda, KTM, or Yamaha.
I'm 6 4 240. Adv bikes fit great, drive great, and give nice Upright position. It's also the reason I drive an suv. It just fits and does what I want it to do
@@GuitarTherapy144 we're talking like 85% of the adventure category right now and I love it. The market really took a turn in the 2010s, it's like the new cafe category.
If that's what they like.....why not. I won't eat fast food, I can afford a nice meal and a Belgian White ale served by a sexy waitress after a long ride.
Totally. The V Strom rider is the guy with 30k miles on a 2 year old bike. Has only a general idea of direction they are going to travel. They just know they are going to put miles on, no matter what the road looks like.
I haven't ridden one of those but a friend of mine managed to put 175,000 miles on it with just regular maintenance. My Italian bikes are fun and reliable but I very seriously doubt that I can put so many miles on them without major repairs and draining my bank account. Maybe the Moto Guzzi will do it, and my Rotax powered Aprilia Tuono but I'll probably have to overhaul them a few times
I concur! My moto is to ride like your invisible, and see and be seen. I find it puzzling that people wear what I call road camo (black and gray) then wonder why they always get cut off in traffic. With the constantly changing styles of gear, I've found it difficult to find a hiviz jacket, especially in the tall size I need a have to resort to a safety vest. My R1200Gs is ridden on all types of roads and some trails but definitely not a trail bike. For that, I have a DR-Z400 which is very capable off road and more than sufficient for the highways between (not interstates although I have occasionally had to).
I've been off my bike(s) for three years due to a car accident. Finally got the surgery on my shoulder this morning and look forward to getting my knees in the breeze! your vids have kept me stoked, thanks guys!
You forgot the KLR milk crate nomad that packs vice grips for every tool, gasket putty to patch everything and burns oil like a power plant! Shame on you!
My theory is the young adv squid came back from his SE Asia trip where he was going everywhere on his scooter/250cc dirt bike and now wants similar things back home, or at least wishes he did that like the cool RUclipsrs he follows.
@@sierrafoxtrotgolf3638 nice BMW makes great bikes. I feel your pain at 5'6 with stumpy legs. Currently I'm one of those jerks on a cruiser with straight pipes. I'd like to get into sumo bikes but it presents the same problem. Guess I just have to look harder.
You would hear many stories about RE himalayan But let tell you here in my city a gay milk-man used it for delivering milk, door to door on a daily basis..he used to carry huge milk jars in his customed made panniers holder..and now he owns a very big confectioners and dairy products store...and he also have a land rover..and rumours has it that he is planning to do milk delivery on on BMW GS 1200, cuz he wants to buy Lamborghini..he thinks that if delivering in RE himalayan made him this rich then what GS1200 would do for him..🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just google image search milkman and you will get an idea how he carry his milk.jar *P.S: it sounds like a joke on RE and GS1200 but its a real story*
Love my tiger1200! I think they are the ultimate bike for people who can only really have one bike. I can have fun in the twisties, crush highways on long trips, and handle dirt roads and light trails without worry. If you want to do a little of everything motorcycles have to offer and can only own 1 bike, ADVs are the way to go. My favorite class of bike.
Yound adv squid and a dual sport adv guy here...I'm 19 and I got a ktm 790 adventure r a year ago and I have rode it every single day I wanted something that has no problem passing anything on the road ...does wheelies and can take some pure motorcross tires that I keep at 10 psi and rip around dirt or asphalt...not afraid to rip it out in some gnarly singletrack with my friends on their 250s that can't keep up ...and I ride with my friends on harleys that can't keep up...it's really an entirely different kind of riding
Too late to comment? I'm a new rider and bought a CSC RX4 as a first bike; its on the way! I fall in the number four category I think - in it not for speed but for the experience and sights/sounds/smells. Commute too, there's a lot of construction where I am and I wanted a practical machine that I didn't have to go out and feel the need to trick out excessively. It's not here yet but I went ahead and got the paperwork done, so it's practice time when it arrives! I'm 36, 5'10" , 170lbs, with a wife and two kids. Thanks for what you do Yammie, I am a fan and look forward to the journey that is to come! If you are ever in Virginia I would be honored to ride with you!
being a 1290 adventure maniac, i have to say that, most 1290 owners, actually DID a test ride. but it only lasted for like 2 traffic lights. thats all it takes for this mental LC8 engine to get you addicted. after that, there is usually no escape, you, make a u-turn and go straight to the dealer to sign the paperwork...you HAVE to have one
@@texanbill6032 I was sceptical too about ktm reliability...heard too many horror stories for 950/990. But after owning an aprilia caponord for 3 years, which also had a terrible reputation, and it worked flawlessly, I decided to put my fears aside and take the risk. So far I havents regretted it. It seems that after 1190, ktm has done a very good job improving it's reliability and quality
@@dimosk7389 I do believe KTM reliability is much better than in the past. I’m going to see how the new 1290 looks, when it (finally) arrives. I never heard bad things about the Aprilia, but Ive only known a few owners.
That's because NOBODY rides a Strom LOCALLY. Those are small "hit the road" and travel the world bikes. You have to love how the 650 outsells the 1000 like 5 to 1 too.
Great job on this one. Never owned an ADV in any form but I’d love one I’d actually use. Back as a young fella I did 2 Aussie laps and heaps of bike rallies together with touring on an old ‘78 Suzuki GS550B or my ‘81 Yamaha DT400. Back then the choice was simple road or dirt squirt. Things were simple with no such things as mobile phones or even all the fancy toys we see today.
I wanted a SV650 but also wanted to be comfortable on long rides, so I got a V-Strom 650. There should be a 'convenience ADV' guy on this list for folk who just end up defaulting to them due to being over 6'2, but just use them like sports tourers.
Underrated comment. I'm 6'4" and would have loved to have decked out a dirt bike for road travel, but there's no way in hell I'm sitting like that for more than a couple hours. Just got a used v-strom 650 from someone with a heart for convenience mods, and am loving every second on it. Who knows, maybe one day I'll be That Guy with a mountain bike zip tied to the back.
Yep started in my late 30s on TW200, then moved to a DRZ400sm with knobbies, then a Beta 390 and added a Super T1200 and then for reasons unknown I added 06 FZ1 to the stable.
So I met this old guy while I was playing with my XR650R in the mountains. His oil glass cover (Yamaha XT400? from early eighties) was shattered so we nursed him back to his bungalow. He promised to show us some more tracks on his spare bike. On the way back I wondered how dilapidated his stand by bike will look. Will it even start. I thought this old man was going to waste our precious riding time. But then I struggled to keep up with him. At his bungalow he promptly produced a shiny Honda CR450F. That was the last time I put an unknown rider in a pre-judged box.
#4 all the way. We drove 250 thumpers strapped with jerry cans everywhere during my round-the-world trip. Highways sucked, but we went across the Aussie outback, up and down New Zealand, and all over SE Asia.
Ha, #3 here. 65 and just picked up my KTM 390 ADV. Plenty of superbikes and track days in my history. A Multistrada (with just a modest amount of hi-viz and reflectorized tape) also in the garage for the big asphalt tours (in my case think states rather than coffee shops). Heading to Death Valley as soon as the lodgings are open (tent camping later...maybe). Mods on the KTM are mostly on the performance side or the ones that make it more likely I won't get stuck somewhere. But yeah, there are many features I completely understand but just don't care about, and I no longer need a louder exhaust (on these two at least; I succumbed for one on my Moto Guzzi V7). Now just waiting to get my hands on a CT125.
Down in Guatemala I ran into that guy you’re talking about. 75,000 kms on his 3 year old 1200GS from all over North, Central and South America. The guy was tough as nails.
Thanks for the interesting video. I am an old rider (I started riding in 1973) and currently I have a small adventure motorcycle, CSC RX3 - a 250cc motorcycle. I like the bike and think that it is hidden gem in its class.
My top picks would be T7 or AT for real adv. My cheaper option would be drz or klxr. If you really going remote places better to have reliability. Not everyone can have a film crew an rescue team follow us around.
Speaking on behalf of the young ADV squids out there. I went from a DRZ 400 SM to an Africa Twin Adventure sport for a host of reasons. 1. It still wheelies 2. You can tour it like a sport touring bike 3. Offroad it like a dual sport 4. The comfort and wind protection you get over a sport bike and last but not least 5. Insurance is way cheaper than buying a rocket haha hopefully more young squids hop on the ADV trend
@@yammienoob Blasphemy! And here’s a fun fact for ya shamalam: Any performance Toyota engine with the code ending in “ge” was developed by Yamaha. So you have to like them by default lol
I, in fact, am a young adv squid. I just bought my first motorcycle ever and chose the Kim 390 adventure. The reason I chose a small adv bike is because i plan to use it as my daily driver to work and classes in my college town. The mounting option on an adv are the best in my opinion and they handle the aesthetic of luggage the best. With the added benefit of taking it on some trails of I so choose.
As an ADV bike rider, I really don’t know much of the types you describe, although some elements of some types are out there (there are a few hard-core-ish folks for sure). I think many of us are practical riders that just seek out slightly off-road trips, but I wouldn’t look for a swamp or cliff to drop off into. Brett Tkacs has some videos on skill rating for adv riders. I would guess that most (other than pure street riders) adv riders hang in the avg/moderate skill level and ride all over the place. I was hoping for an honest and real snapshot of adv riders, but just cannot relate to most of this video. Especially the KTM folks...those 1x90 adventure bike riders do some impressive stuff. I’d like to see more off-road Multistrada riders, but they are the real unicorns.
This is Yammie dude, like all satirical commentary and observational humor not a adv lifestyle channel. I am completely with you and wish I saw more Multistradas actually pushing the boundaries or perception of a Ducati.
The video I've been waiting for and Yammie did not disappoint. I'm #3 - a 60 year old guy on a G310GS, and life is good... or it will be when spring arrives.
I’ve been saving for a year and I’m about to buy my 1st motorcycle. As someone with no prior experience on one I’ve watched your ranking videos and listened to you, can’t wait to go pick up my H2 in a week :)
I’m 71 and ride a BMW 1200GS but my gear is black and I take it off road. I’ve got 80,000 miles on it and have maintained it myself. I also ride a Husqvarna 701...and a Grom. Keep up the good work, I love that Ducati scrambler.
Russ malkin who produced the long way down part time lives next door to me when he’s home. His dad, Tony is my neighbour and I rode with russ and Tony back last year.
im a middle-young tiger 800 owner. for the sweetest of 3 cylinder sounds with my remus. for 0-100 in 3.7 sec, but also traveling long comfy tours with my gf. for being more agile with the smaller bike than on the old-men-gs.
I am the 40+ y/o that got tired of the limitation and pretentiousness of cruisers and needed more ground clearance, more lean angle but can't stand the gas tank shoved up against the crotch and chest feel of a crotch rocket. Learning the different riding approach that my new ride has and then eventually work my way onto further adventures.
I'm 49, 6 bikes in the garage, 30+ years of riding and just got my first ADV bike in the form of Moto Guzzi V85TT. Better late than never. By the way, the bike that can do everything hasn't been invented. Different bikes for different types of riding.
Yammie, I think you're wrong about ADV's being the SUV's of the motorcycle world. At least mid size ADVs. I think they are more like Subarus. Not overly fast and can be rather boring, but they are practical.
Young rider here and I like ADV bikes because they’re comfortable, have a commanding presences on the road, have a good view of everything that’s going on and I’m still having two wheel fun!
No. 4 Is the only kind of ADV rider... Let's face it, the only "adventure" bike worth getting at the moment for offroad is the Tenere 700. Still rather the good ol' DR650 though.
Still finding my ADV identity 6 months into my second bike. From a 1978 Suzuki GS100 to a 2015 Honda CB500X after 13 years off the road. Never had so much fun. I'm 48 lol.
@@deanmalkewich2366 know if they are charging a markup? I remember a buddy of mine buying a ninja 250 in like 2008 had some dealer quote him a thousand over msrp
Im a #2 (ADV squid). Started with a KLR in 2000, as I was too dumb for a sportbike. Now I have a newer KLR and a DRZ! You nailed it on the head. Great vid.
A lil late to seeing this video though thought I was the only young adv hooligan out there. I ride a KTM 990 adv R and absolutely love the thing. No ABS, traction control, just one liter of fun. The thing will pop wheelies when I treat it like my 450 though I know and it knows very well it isn’t. Sounds amazing, looks amazing, feels amazing, wouldn’t trade it for anything!
I've got myself a ADV as a first bike. It's a Voge 500ds 2021 model. The reason I bought it was because I plan om going on road trips and tenting while going off the asphalt some times. It's a mc with very good comfort and power, easy to handle actually. I will buy a sports bike in a couple of years I think
"The bike that literally went around the world." Ted Simon did it on a Triumph, on his own, decades before "Long Way Around." Check out "Jupiters Travels" ya noob.
Check out Austin Vince (Not the wrestler) Mondo Enduro and Terra Circa bunch of guys did the long way round in the 90's on dr350's and no backup or support, and actually advised the long way round team.
@@yammienoob By the structure of your narration, it's not difficult to interpret that you were insinuating that "Long Way Around" was the first successful navigation. Not trying to give you a hard time, I enjoy your vids.
@@throttlemccrackin1877 you'd have to be taking a pretty narrow view to come to that conclusion. It's pretty well accepted that LWA was the genesis of BMW's success, and turbocharged the mid-life ADV crisis. It was mainstream.
I’m a young ADV rider, I got a KLR 650. I got it because I started with 4x4 and wanted the same thing in a much smaller package. You won’t see me popping wheelies anywhere or speeding excessively.
@@PeterParker-ot8pl I couldn't get my hands on a 790R but patience paid off and I ended up with a 890R. Absolutely love this bike, it puts the exact same smile on my face that my 01 CR500 does.
19 year old baby adv rider here have a transalp 600 and a varaderro love them for a bit of fire road action and also the extra rubber and sat up riding position gives me more confidence on shitty Scottish roads
Im trying to figure out where i fit. I ride an Africa Twin. I do take it off road plenty and i'm not the least bit afraid to dump it.., I have never been to a starbucks and wear a hodgepodge of mismatched gear and give zero shits about what people thing of it.
I'd fit into 3 or 4 if I got one any time soon. 3 for age and personality, 4 because I'd probably get a dual sport and modify it to taste as time went by.
*Sing us a song you're the banana man, sing us a song tonight.*
👁👄👁 YOUR NAME
Bán a na
While we're all in the mood for vanilla shake, banana man comes in and saids :
Well we’re all in the mood for visibility, and you’ve got the safety alright.
Excellent
You forgot about the “any bike is an adventure bike” rider.
That is the true adventure rider
Hell yes
I took my naked bike, fully loaded, into the hills in TN. Everyone else there was on a dirt/trail bike or a 4x4
hell yeah
R1 is an adventure bike and suitable for off-road, form my hard core adv friend
It's true, any bike can be an adventure bike, just limited by how much you want to spend on repairs.
Hey Yammie, young (22) adv squid here. The reason I picked a BMW 750gs "old man bike" was because I liked the seating position as opposed to any of the other kinds of bike. I am also not delusional and know the vast majority of my riding is pavement with the occasional unpaved road, so I knew it was more advantageous to get an ADV as opposed to a dual sport. I kinda hate to say it but I LOVE the bike. I drove it all the way from Birmingham, AL to Yellowstone National Park and back and never had an issue. Seat is comfy as hell and the windshield does a fantastic job.
How tall are you? I’m shopping right now and I was looking at a few bmws
@@gennadiygusarov6082 I'm around 6 foot with my riding boots on, 5'10" or 5'11" without them. I won't lie to you though you do feel teeter tottery in the beginning but give it 2 weeks and it's second nature
Another young (24) adv squid here. Got the 750gs a little while ago, but it's been great. Needed something that could carry all my climbing gear that was also comfortable for long road-trips and suitable for taking off-road. I've been on a few adventures with it, including through a bog on the side of a hill. My only real complaints are that the windshield is slightly too low for me and it has a thing for covering itself in dirt (seriously, it throws it everywhere). Never understood why people call it an 'old mans bike', wonder if that's spillover from the previous generation of GS.
@@gennadiygusarov6082 I'm 6'1" and find the bike is a great height for me. With boots on I'm another inch or so taller, but could ride it comfortably in trainers if I wanted. For me, I'm looking at getting a slightly taller screen since I find the stock one is a little low for me.
I’m 6’6” trying to find a bike I’ll be comfortable On long Term not something I have to grow comfortable to but something I sit on and love for years to come without breaking the bank. Balling on a budget. 7 gs tops.
I'm 74, been riding since I was 12. I have never been to Starbucks. I just got a 300X, so as a former dirt rider, I will be hitting the dirt.
Now were versys bros
@@skylinesquid I live in TX like Yam. Lot of great riding in the hill countries.
Yeah, im in san jose so i usually ride up highway 9 its lots of fun👍
@@skylinesquid I rode the PCH in 77 on a Yamaha XS 650. Left from Cleveland, OK. MOAB is on my bucket list.
2 mods that changed my like for love, mesh seat cover for summer and if you start getting into dirt some knobbies(the factory tires are okay but have a narrow window for error on loose dirt), i love mine and i hope you have the best time with yours.
You missed the type of ADV rider who like to ride everyday (rain or shine), do oil changes, change tires, know almost everything about their bikes, hit the twisties like a pro, hit gravel like a pro, do BDR every year, have emergency assistance kits, first-aid kits,goto the coffee shop and even do grocery and home-depot shopping for the family...they basically ride a car on 2 wheels 😀
I actually didn’t own a car for a year when I lived in Guatemala City. Big ass paniers and bungee chording all kinds of stuff on the back. Yup - my 2 wheel car. Lol
See I would be that way, but I am pretty sure it is illegal and highly dangerous to tow a 17 foot canoe with an F650GS
Bdr?
@@Bobodeman back country discovery route. Google will answer your questions, try NEBDR, COBDR, UTBDR,...
@@Bobodeman Backroad Discovery Routes - all rock / sand and sometimes gravel, but rarely pavement
You called me out on the ADV squid. I thought I was legit the only one. I started out with a sport bike background, then I became a supermoto bro, evolved to a naked bike hooligan, and ended up combining the attributes of all those bikes and became an ADV squid. People love seeing a fat ADV bike with hard panniers pull a sick wheelie.
Hell yeah
ADV Squids Rise Up!!
Next up retro cafe racer
Thrill? Didn't expect to see you here
Huh. Wasn’t expecting a VR crossover...
Ummm, KLR guy? The thriftiest of the thrifty.
yes, this.
As a KLR owner I’m offended by this. Taking my milk crate and going home.
And V-strom guy. Former KLR guy who got a sore butt and wanted to sustain 70mph uphill.🖐🏻🤠
In the immortal words of Ryan F9
“The cheapest thing on a KLR is the rider”
@@got_to_roll me too. V-Strom is ADV, KLR is dual sport. Now i realize the diff
I love it yammie is going deeper and deeper into ADV stuff!
A little time on the triumph 850 changes a man. 🤣
I’m 26 and just bought my very first bike! 2020 ktm 390 adventure, been watching a ton of Yammie Noob and Moto Jitsu then practicing their lessons in parking lots. This bike is a blast and great beginners bike to learn on, I’m 5’10” 150lb and it fits perfect 👌
Neil Peart introduced me to Adv bikes with his GS. God bless him. RIP
I HIGHLY recommend his book, Ghost Rider.
@@sierrafoxtrotgolf3638 All his books are great.
A fellow rider and amazing musician
R.I.P Professor
@@sierrafoxtrotgolf3638 reading through it now.
The Aerostich guy. The guy that commutes 6 miles to work in a one piece hivis goretex suite and rides an 1986 R80GS with 250k miles in pristine condition.
@@nobodysreview6137 I bet you're fun at parties
@@sierrafoxtrotgolf3638 Used to see this guy every year at a swap meet in Des Moines , maybe 18 degrees outside would ride in and then bash everybody on Facebook. because he was only bike he saw in the parking lot.
YES! Yammie fails to understand that a LARGE percentage of BMW riders do ALL their own maintenance. There are entire forums devoted to the subject, and workshop weekend groups!
@@williamanderson4029 As a reformed BMW owner I can confirm that I had to do all of the maintenance on my BMW bike. But that had more to do with the fact most motorcycle shops refused to work on the bike even for simple things as soon as they heard it was a BMW(which includes independent shops that claimed on their website to work on everything). BMW specific shops didn't like working on it once it got out of warranty either.
I've haven't had similar problems with Honda, KTM, or Yamaha.
Now that is an ADV bike I would love to own.
I'm 6 4 240. Adv bikes fit great, drive great, and give nice Upright position. It's also the reason I drive an suv. It just fits and does what I want it to do
I have two friends that are GS bros and this is a 100% spot-on analysis. All highways, hit a fancy restaurant on the way home, etc. Barf.
Nowdays roads are all paved...gs is a roadster on heels with a good riding position. Not a true adv.
@@GuitarTherapy144 we're talking like 85% of the adventure category right now and I love it. The market really took a turn in the 2010s, it's like the new cafe category.
If that's what they like.....why not. I won't eat fast food, I can afford a nice meal and a Belgian White ale served by a sexy waitress after a long ride.
City streets, wheelies and a visit to the ED on the way home.... success.
I’m #4. But I’m 70 and ride a KTM 690 Enduro R. I raced MX, enduro and flat track in the 70s.
Then you realize Banana man has no chicken strips. Versys riders are all secret canyon shredders haha.
#8 The V Strom rider that understands reliability and doesn't give a f@ck what other people think.
As a hi-viz ATGATT V-Strom rider who has zero f*cks to give, I approve this message. Peace.
@@geoffk4955 I knew I wasn't the only one!
Totally. The V Strom rider is the guy with 30k miles on a 2 year old bike. Has only a general idea of direction they are going to travel. They just know they are going to put miles on, no matter what the road looks like.
@@geoffk4955 I think we may have been separated at birth.....😄
I haven't ridden one of those but a friend of mine managed to put 175,000 miles on it with just regular maintenance. My Italian bikes are fun and reliable but I very seriously doubt that I can put so many miles on them without major repairs and draining my bank account. Maybe the Moto Guzzi will do it, and my Rotax powered Aprilia Tuono but I'll probably have to overhaul them a few times
the adv squid explanation: “it was either this or a 7 year loan on a blacked out 4x4 Sprinter van”
As the hi-viz banana ADV rider, I can say, without a doubt: This video is spot-on. I might even be a combo of all 7 of these guys.
I will admit to being half of a banana.
I'm a banana split
#8- Young ADV rider on a smaller displacement ADV bike because it was all he could afford
Thats me versys 300
@@skylinesquid Me too, Honda CB500X
Fixing to be me on an XT250!!
OMG, I’m an Old Swiss Army ADV guy... Not ashamed!
You forgot about the ADV riders who want to do what the fuck they want with their money and don't give a shit what anybody else thinks.
As a high vision banana man, survival and practicality take priority, especially while commuting.
I concur! My moto is to ride like your invisible, and see and be seen. I find it puzzling that people wear what I call road camo (black and gray) then wonder why they always get cut off in traffic. With the constantly changing styles of gear, I've found it difficult to find a hiviz jacket, especially in the tall size I need a have to resort to a safety vest. My R1200Gs is ridden on all types of roads and some trails but definitely not a trail bike. For that, I have a DR-Z400 which is very capable off road and more than sufficient for the highways between (not interstates although I have occasionally had to).
I've been off my bike(s) for three years due to a car accident. Finally got the surgery on my shoulder this morning and look forward to getting my knees in the breeze! your vids have kept me stoked, thanks guys!
Me: Slowly pulls hat off head and looks at it - "KTM - Ready to Race", shouts Fuck Yeah! Returns hat to head.
You forgot the KLR milk crate nomad that packs vice grips for every tool, gasket putty to patch everything and burns oil like a power plant! Shame on you!
This is me. Can confirm.
We're out here haha. Was hoping for the shout out
Former klr guy here that graduated to the adv squid missle africa twin and can confirm klrs are a 4 stroke that run on mixed gas
Don't forget the 2 wheel drive, diesel converted KLRs XD
Thats me! (In my banana suit though lol).
#7. Chris Birch just looked up, sensing a disturbance in the force.
I'm a young adv rider and bought it because I'm too tall for sport bikes and I want to rip mega dank dirt nooners
I can't relate, I'm so short I can't even get on one. I look like when someone puts a toddler on a seat
My theory is the young adv squid came back from his SE Asia trip where he was going everywhere on his scooter/250cc dirt bike and now wants similar things back home, or at least wishes he did that like the cool RUclipsrs he follows.
What did you go for? I'm 6'7 and looking my first bike. Looks like a Tiger 800 is the minimum that will be comfortable!
@@aliasfakename2267 I bought a used BMW F650GS twin, (actually 800ccs) withthe low seat and suspension. Fits me well. I'm 5.3".
@@sierrafoxtrotgolf3638 nice BMW makes great bikes. I feel your pain at 5'6 with stumpy legs. Currently I'm one of those jerks on a cruiser with straight pipes. I'd like to get into sumo bikes but it presents the same problem. Guess I just have to look harder.
Totally Awesome!! I am definitely #4 Dual Sport guy on my 98 XR650L, fully modded for the long haul rides and back country trails!!
As a young adv squid Im offended you didn't include the klr 650
Exactly. Huge following and is an adv classic.
Klr squid for life
If I had children I would probably just ride my bike straight into the nearest wall 😂😂 same honestly
I feel like the dirt poor milk crate KLR rider needs their own class away from dualsport ADV.
I’m a new adv rider that’s an Ex mountain biker who realizes motorcycles are cheaper!
what about the "RE Himalayan Dude"
They all left after yammie put out that bullshit review of the bike he's never ridden. :D
You would hear many stories about RE himalayan
But let tell you here in my city a gay milk-man used it for delivering milk, door to door on a daily basis..he used to carry huge milk jars in his customed made panniers holder..and now he owns a very big confectioners and dairy products store...and he also have a land rover..and rumours has it that he is planning to do milk delivery on on BMW GS 1200, cuz he wants to buy Lamborghini..he thinks that if delivering in RE himalayan made him this rich then what GS1200 would do for him..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just google image search milkman and you will get an idea how he carry his milk.jar
*P.S: it sounds like a joke on RE and GS1200 but its a real story*
Love my tiger1200! I think they are the ultimate bike for people who can only really have one bike. I can have fun in the twisties, crush highways on long trips, and handle dirt roads and light trails without worry. If you want to do a little of everything motorcycles have to offer and can only own 1 bike, ADVs are the way to go. My favorite class of bike.
I had a Tiger 1050. Great bike but it gave me EFI issues at 75k ish kms. Had to upgrade to a R1200GS. I miss the 1050 in the twisties though.
Yound adv squid and a dual sport adv guy here...I'm 19 and I got a ktm 790 adventure r a year ago and I have rode it every single day I wanted something that has no problem passing anything on the road ...does wheelies and can take some pure motorcross tires that I keep at 10 psi and rip around dirt or asphalt...not afraid to rip it out in some gnarly singletrack with my friends on their 250s that can't keep up ...and I ride with my friends on harleys that can't keep up...it's really an entirely different kind of riding
there ain't many bikes like the 790r that's for sure! your dirt bros need to step it up though
Too late to comment? I'm a new rider and bought a CSC RX4 as a first bike; its on the way! I fall in the number four category I think - in it not for speed but for the experience and sights/sounds/smells. Commute too, there's a lot of construction where I am and I wanted a practical machine that I didn't have to go out and feel the need to trick out excessively.
It's not here yet but I went ahead and got the paperwork done, so it's practice time when it arrives! I'm 36, 5'10" , 170lbs, with a wife and two kids. Thanks for what you do Yammie, I am a fan and look forward to the journey that is to come! If you are ever in Virginia I would be honored to ride with you!
being a 1290 adventure maniac, i have to say that, most 1290 owners, actually DID a test ride. but it only lasted for like 2 traffic lights. thats all it takes for this mental LC8 engine to get you addicted. after that, there is usually no escape, you, make a u-turn and go straight to the dealer to sign the paperwork...you HAVE to have one
But it doesn't have shaft draivvvvv-v.
Lol dimos, now that you put it that way it actually makes some sense to me 🙂👍🏻
I am a fan of the 1290, but after one left me stranded on a test ride, I decided to pass.
@@texanbill6032 I was sceptical too about ktm reliability...heard too many horror stories for 950/990.
But after owning an aprilia caponord for 3 years, which also had a terrible reputation, and it worked flawlessly, I decided to put my fears aside and take the risk. So far I havents regretted it. It seems that after 1190, ktm has done a very good job improving it's reliability and quality
@@dimosk7389 I do believe KTM reliability is much better than in the past. I’m going to see how the new 1290 looks, when it (finally) arrives.
I never heard bad things about the Aprilia, but Ive only known a few owners.
You forgot the the KLR budget bros, why spend more when my bike can already do it all but for way less!
He missed out on all the milk crate memes!
I turned my Duke 390 (not Adventure) into an quasi adventure bike. I put ADV tires on it and a motocross fender and hope for the best. So far so good!
My awesome V-strom650 is entirely used to being overlooked.
Why is he dismissing the V-Strom... Do we not exist?
Yep. Missed the Strom riders. Just check the miles on the bike. There will be a lot of them.
That's because NOBODY rides a Strom LOCALLY. Those are small "hit the road" and travel the world bikes. You have to love how the 650 outsells the 1000 like 5 to 1 too.
Great job on this one. Never owned an ADV in any form but I’d love one I’d actually use. Back as a young fella I did 2 Aussie laps and heaps of bike rallies together with touring on an old ‘78 Suzuki GS550B or my ‘81 Yamaha DT400. Back then the choice was simple road or dirt squirt. Things were simple with no such things as mobile phones or even all the fancy toys we see today.
I wanted a SV650 but also wanted to be comfortable on long rides, so I got a V-Strom 650. There should be a 'convenience ADV' guy on this list for folk who just end up defaulting to them due to being over 6'2, but just use them like sports tourers.
Underrated comment. I'm 6'4" and would have loved to have decked out a dirt bike for road travel, but there's no way in hell I'm sitting like that for more than a couple hours. Just got a used v-strom 650 from someone with a heart for convenience mods, and am loving every second on it. Who knows, maybe one day I'll be That Guy with a mountain bike zip tied to the back.
Yup that’s my other bike, although I really think my bandit is the other bike now. Not sure I fit into any of the classes!
6’2” here…I agree with you. But now I’m seeing manufacturers make their ADV bikes with lowered suspensions for the vertically challenged haha.
You got me pegged: Started riding in my mid 30s and on a Versys 650 that my dad gave me
I'm a mid life ADV squid, got my self a DR Z400S. moving to T700 as soon as I get a big boy license.
I started late in life riding at 41. Have a KTM 450EXC And a Harley. Once you are hooked, you are screwed 🤣🤣
Yep started in my late 30s on TW200, then moved to a DRZ400sm with knobbies, then a Beta 390 and added a Super T1200 and then for reasons unknown I added 06 FZ1 to the stable.
The T7 is a great bike!
@@travispace9176
The truth is I really can't decide between the T700 and the 701, I can only have one (Insurance is really expansive).
@@lackingpoint want to get 2 TW200's for wife and I for trail riding. Have 2 Harley's, KTM and the infamous 82 Honda C70.
I squid my Tiger 800 because it's the only bike I have.
Lol
I squid my Tiger 800 because is the only bike to have
I squid my XT250 because it’s the only bike I have.
I ride my tiger 900 so there!
2000 model with 100k+ km on the clock :P
From Canada, got a positive ticket once for helping a couple of elderly with yard work. It was kinda cool
Trashed on my Versys 650 twice in one video. Ouch.
I feel you...
You should watch him put the mt-09 on blast literally every 3 to 5 business days.
As a fellow Versys rider (1000), ignore Papa Yam. He knows not of what he bashed. Love my Versys!
As a Young ADV Squid w a 2008 Gs1200 I would say in terms of parts simplicity the best bike for the buck right now.
So I met this old guy while I was playing with my XR650R in the mountains. His oil glass cover (Yamaha XT400? from early eighties) was shattered so we nursed him back to his bungalow. He promised to show us some more tracks on his spare bike. On the way back I wondered how dilapidated his stand by bike will look. Will it even start. I thought this old man was going to waste our precious riding time. But then I struggled to keep up with him. At his bungalow he promptly produced a shiny Honda CR450F. That was the last time I put an unknown rider in a pre-judged box.
#4 all the way. We drove 250 thumpers strapped with jerry cans everywhere during my round-the-world trip. Highways sucked, but we went across the Aussie outback, up and down New Zealand, and all over SE Asia.
Ha, #3 here. 65 and just picked up my KTM 390 ADV. Plenty of superbikes and track days in my history. A Multistrada (with just a modest amount of hi-viz and reflectorized tape) also in the garage for the big asphalt tours (in my case think states rather than coffee shops). Heading to Death Valley as soon as the lodgings are open (tent camping later...maybe). Mods on the KTM are mostly on the performance side or the ones that make it more likely I won't get stuck somewhere. But yeah, there are many features I completely understand but just don't care about, and I no longer need a louder exhaust (on these two at least; I succumbed for one on my Moto Guzzi V7). Now just waiting to get my hands on a CT125.
Im 22 and bought a Tiger 900 as my first bike and boy I love that bike
You forgot about the 1200gs rider that actually spends most of his time in the dirt, camping and pushing his bike hard even if its not a ktm
Down in Guatemala I ran into that guy you’re talking about. 75,000 kms on his 3 year old 1200GS from all over North, Central and South America. The guy was tough as nails.
Noticed that “rider” and “guy” are both singular...
Thanks for the interesting video. I am an old rider (I started riding in 1973) and currently I have a small adventure motorcycle, CSC RX3 - a 250cc motorcycle. I like the bike and think that it is hidden gem in its class.
My top picks would be T7 or AT for real adv. My cheaper option would be drz or klxr. If you really going remote places better to have reliability. Not everyone can have a film crew an rescue team follow us around.
Speaking on behalf of the young ADV squids out there. I went from a DRZ 400 SM to an Africa Twin Adventure sport for a host of reasons. 1. It still wheelies 2. You can tour it like a sport touring bike 3. Offroad it like a dual sport 4. The comfort and wind protection you get over a sport bike and last but not least 5. Insurance is way cheaper than buying a rocket haha hopefully more young squids hop on the ADV trend
It's snowing and sleeting outside. I think I'll go grab my HiViz and take a joy ride on my CB500X mule that I bought for $4800 (leftover).
I know it's nothing new on the channel, but I really appreciate your clear diction during the video and authentic Texan in the end section.
"M class" slow claps for rubbish car knowledge
Cars are boring who cares lol
@@yammienoob Blasphemy!
And here’s a fun fact for ya shamalam:
Any performance Toyota engine with the code ending in “ge” was developed by Yamaha. So you have to like them by default lol
@@izzy031096 Remind me what this channel is all about?
@@eshmalaysian4770 Stupid question, cars obviously
@@izzy031096 lmao XD
I, in fact, am a young adv squid. I just bought my first motorcycle ever and chose the Kim 390 adventure. The reason I chose a small adv bike is because i plan to use it as my daily driver to work and classes in my college town. The mounting option on an adv are the best in my opinion and they handle the aesthetic of luggage the best. With the added benefit of taking it on some trails of I so choose.
Got the one piece hi-viz suit, it’s pretty popular at the Starbucks.
It's doesn't matter what bike you have...It's what is in your heart ...
As an ADV bike rider, I really don’t know much of the types you describe, although some elements of some types are out there (there are a few hard-core-ish folks for sure). I think many of us are practical riders that just seek out slightly off-road trips, but I wouldn’t look for a swamp or cliff to drop off into. Brett Tkacs has some videos on skill rating for adv riders. I would guess that most (other than pure street riders) adv riders hang in the avg/moderate skill level and ride all over the place. I was hoping for an honest and real snapshot of adv riders, but just cannot relate to most of this video. Especially the KTM folks...those 1x90 adventure bike riders do some impressive stuff. I’d like to see more off-road Multistrada riders, but they are the real unicorns.
This is Yammie dude, like all satirical commentary and observational humor not a adv lifestyle channel. I am completely with you and wish I saw more Multistradas actually pushing the boundaries or perception of a Ducati.
The video I've been waiting for and Yammie did not disappoint.
I'm #3 - a 60 year old guy on a G310GS, and life is good... or it will be when spring arrives.
I’ve been saving for a year and I’m about to buy my 1st motorcycle. As someone with no prior experience on one I’ve watched your ranking videos and listened to you, can’t wait to go pick up my H2 in a week :)
I’m 71 and ride a BMW 1200GS but my gear is black and I take it off road. I’ve got 80,000 miles on it and have maintained it myself. I also ride a Husqvarna 701...and a Grom. Keep up the good work, I love that Ducati scrambler.
"He opens up his panniers and his kids are right inside" I haven't laughed this hard at one of your videos in a long time! Banana Bro! LMAO!!
Yammie doesn't make sense most of the time but here I am watching all his videos... Senselessness is contagious
If you ride the Tenere 700 you will understand Yammie.
#4 thumper guys 🤘🏻
I'm definitely a Swiss Army rider, i bring entirely too much with me. Though I'm never left stranded
Russ malkin who produced the long way down part time lives next door to me when he’s home. His dad, Tony is my neighbour and I rode with russ and Tony back last year.
#2 : When you're 6'4 you don't really have a choice buddy
I dont know, my suzuki has a 37" seat..
I got a buddy who's 6'4 and he TOURS 2 UP on a 600RR (and his girlfriend is 5'9). The man's crazy.
6’10”. Versys 1000 fits me amazingly well.
im a middle-young tiger 800 owner. for the sweetest of 3 cylinder sounds with my remus. for 0-100 in 3.7 sec, but also traveling long comfy tours with my gf. for being more agile with the smaller bike than on the old-men-gs.
There’s an eighth type, called Bob. Well - he’s just a guy I met being happily adventurous on a bike, but still . . .
I am the 40+ y/o that got tired of the limitation and pretentiousness of cruisers and needed more ground clearance, more lean angle but can't stand the gas tank shoved up against the crotch and chest feel of a crotch rocket. Learning the different riding approach that my new ride has and then eventually work my way onto further adventures.
I'm 49, 6 bikes in the garage, 30+ years of riding and just got my first ADV bike in the form of Moto Guzzi V85TT. Better late than never. By the way, the bike that can do everything hasn't been invented. Different bikes for different types of riding.
Yammie, I think you're wrong about ADV's being the SUV's of the motorcycle world. At least mid size ADVs. I think they are more like Subarus. Not overly fast and can be rather boring, but they are practical.
I’m in there somewhere . Young , Wear my
Banana jacket on my dual sport , ride hard off road , only dank nooners with no traffic around .
Adv squid here. I don't know how to explain myself.
No need as long as you're having fun. Now cafe bike guys though, they got some explaining to do
@@aliasfakename2267 facts.
lmfao same
Young rider here and I like ADV bikes because they’re comfortable, have a commanding presences on the road, have a good view of everything that’s going on and I’m still having two wheel fun!
No. 4 Is the only kind of ADV rider... Let's face it, the only "adventure" bike worth getting at the moment for offroad is the Tenere 700. Still rather the good ol' DR650 though.
Ktm 790 adventure r; so am I a joke to you
@@jeromienorton6125 yes
@@CarrierPigeon42 lol
@@jeromienorton6125 glad you got my humor hahaha
@@tacjam1 awwww... we found the butthurt with a ktm...
Still finding my ADV identity 6 months into my second bike. From a 1978 Suzuki GS100 to a 2015 Honda CB500X after 13 years off the road. Never had so much fun. I'm 48 lol.
Hah, bold of you to assume we can *get* a Tenere 700. Source: have been trying to get a T7 since last September.
Damn it I finally have the cash and have been worried about this
Strange, I’ve heard this from a few people. Our local dealers have had at least a few on the floor for months.
@@deanmalkewich2366 know if they are charging a markup? I remember a buddy of mine buying a ninja 250 in like 2008 had some dealer quote him a thousand over msrp
@@RedBeardWalking not that I know of. Advertised for $12400CDN now, plus the freight pdi etc.
Youngish 33yo brand new ADV rider here!! Just bought a 22 Africa twin
props for the survivorman reference, man vs wild can suck it
Les Stroud is so much cooler!
Im a #2 (ADV squid). Started with a KLR in 2000, as I was too dumb for a sportbike. Now I have a newer KLR and a DRZ! You nailed it on the head. Great vid.
I think the GS 850 is better than the 1250
Just like the R6 is more usefull than the R1
Go to a BMW Rider’s School. People who start out on the 750/850 end up on the 1250 because it’s better balanced.
A lil late to seeing this video though thought I was the only young adv hooligan out there. I ride a KTM 990 adv R and absolutely love the thing. No ABS, traction control, just one liter of fun. The thing will pop wheelies when I treat it like my 450 though I know and it knows very well it isn’t. Sounds amazing, looks amazing, feels amazing, wouldn’t trade it for anything!
I'm the "i want to ride 500miles a day so i need something comfy" adv rider.
700 is my record so far, eventually I'm going to break the 1000 mark.
Closest one for me is #3. In my late 30's and bought my first bike, CB500X.
Dirtbikes are for the winter when street Rossi's can't scrape knee everywhere. Stop preaching Yammie.
Cry more
@@yammienoob that'll do. Obvious fan having a little fun and you tell him to cry. Unsub.
Maybe don't run into lambos
I've got myself a ADV as a first bike.
It's a Voge 500ds 2021 model.
The reason I bought it was because I plan om going on road trips and tenting while going off the asphalt some times.
It's a mc with very good comfort and power, easy to handle actually.
I will buy a sports bike in a couple of years I think
"The bike that literally went around the world."
Ted Simon did it on a Triumph, on his own, decades before "Long Way Around." Check out "Jupiters Travels" ya noob.
Check out Austin Vince (Not the wrestler) Mondo Enduro and Terra Circa bunch of guys did the long way round in the 90's on dr350's and no backup or support, and actually advised the long way round team.
Um Nick Sanders did it on an R1 in 20 days... just saying 🤔
Didn’t say they were the first, did I?
@@yammienoob By the structure of your narration, it's not difficult to interpret that you were insinuating that "Long Way Around" was the first successful navigation.
Not trying to give you a hard time, I enjoy your vids.
@@throttlemccrackin1877 you'd have to be taking a pretty narrow view to come to that conclusion. It's pretty well accepted that LWA was the genesis of BMW's success, and turbocharged the mid-life ADV crisis. It was mainstream.
I’m a young ADV rider, I got a KLR 650. I got it because I started with 4x4 and wanted the same thing in a much smaller package. You won’t see me popping wheelies anywhere or speeding excessively.
You missed a massive group. The guys that rode off-road their whole lives and decided to get an adventure bike too...
Ktm 890 Adv R?
@@shootbigfish808 790R
@@PeterParker-ot8pl I couldn't get my hands on a 790R but patience paid off and I ended up with a 890R. Absolutely love this bike, it puts the exact same smile on my face that my 01 CR500 does.
19 year old baby adv rider here have a transalp 600 and a varaderro love them for a bit of fire road action and also the extra rubber and sat up riding position gives me more confidence on shitty Scottish roads
you forgot about the dutisa's on there Multistrada's touring around mind you i think there simular to the GS riders
I'm perfectly happy on my little XR150 loaded up with my hammock and goodies for the night. Any bike can be an "adventure" bike. Just go adventure:)
Im trying to figure out where i fit. I ride an Africa Twin. I do take it off road plenty and i'm not the least bit afraid to dump it.., I have never been to a starbucks and wear a hodgepodge of mismatched gear and give zero shits about what people thing of it.
Right there with you, accept I’m on a T7 👍. We don’t need to fit in ✊️👊✊️👊
(2/2)On the limestone gravel roads and dirt roads here in Texas) and I'm the same,most of the dudes I know on advs are like us tbh
(1/2)I think this is the true common adv guy,I'm on a nc700x (I know it's a glorified cruiser but it's efficient and I can still go brrrrrrr
I'd fit into 3 or 4 if I got one any time soon. 3 for age and personality, 4 because I'd probably get a dual sport and modify it to taste as time went by.