{ Obey Me! } Toxic Chocolate

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  • Опубликовано: 22 июн 2021
  • Solomon, sweetie, ily but p l e a s e stop 😔
    From the "Beware the Chocolate" Devilgram!
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Комментарии • 190

  • @nightshade9177
    @nightshade9177 3 года назад +937

    Nobody:
    Solomon: **proceeds to chase one human and two terrified demons down to force feed them chocolate**

    • @rocket313
      @rocket313 3 года назад +117

      Two terrified demon *LORDS* with a friendly smile 😳

  • @kaleidokey9382
    @kaleidokey9382 3 года назад +617

    Solomon casually disables two rulers of hell and calls it a day

  • @anxietea5531
    @anxietea5531 3 года назад +1218

    hELPP THIS IS SO FUNNY THEYRE SO DRAMATIC OVER A SINGLE PIECE OF CHOCOLATE 😭😭

    • @user-ir9ee6sx9p
      @user-ir9ee6sx9p 3 года назад +209

      Cuz they prob gonna die from Solomon's cooking HAHHSAHHSHS

    • @jaetists
      @jaetists 3 года назад +226

      CUZ ITS SOLOMON WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 💀✋

    • @gianjonelfadrigon5024
      @gianjonelfadrigon5024 3 года назад +94

      Good thing asmo save us from Solomon I though I'm gonna die there....they should cancel Solomon to cooking duties and don't let Solomon go to the kitchen

    • @storyshiftchara1291
      @storyshiftchara1291 3 года назад +46

      @@gianjonelfadrigon5024 me: solomon i will eat anything you cook also me: looks at Satan and Asmo Asmo and Satan: thank....you

    • @bakatoaster6000-yt
      @bakatoaster6000-yt 3 года назад +46

      Id say its very reasonable considering Solomon is about to kill them

  • @JApple97
    @JApple97 3 года назад +637

    Where were Simeon and Luke to prevent Solomon from cooking??? 😭😭😭

    • @geekgal3477
      @geekgal3477 3 года назад +103

      I think Sol already forced them to try it, so they are down and out

    • @user-md8fm1uy3o
      @user-md8fm1uy3o 3 года назад +17

      @@geekgal3477 😵

    • @geekgal3477
      @geekgal3477 3 года назад +15

      @@user-md8fm1uy3o I am so sorry little buddy (even tho you're taller than me-)

  • @alexstrife-sinclair6391
    @alexstrife-sinclair6391 3 года назад +807

    Solomon's cooking is going to be the death of them one day, I swear.

  • @m4rshm3ll0wb0b4
    @m4rshm3ll0wb0b4 3 года назад +428

    solomon deadass killed two of the 7 demon lords

    • @tut28Angel
      @tut28Angel 3 года назад +55

      Its been his goal along.

  • @shioriroy8385
    @shioriroy8385 3 года назад +389

    Solomon honey I adore you but please for the sake of the three realms PLEASE STOP MAKING ANY SORTS OF FOOD-

    • @ryn_.3518
      @ryn_.3518 3 года назад +27

      I know i simp you solomon but please, PLEASE stop cooking

  • @natalie1576
    @natalie1576 3 года назад +581

    This turned into a horror game super quickly.
    Ps Solomon we love you but use a cookbook

    • @SquirrlesInPants
      @SquirrlesInPants 3 года назад +91

      I bet even cookbooks explode once they land into his hands 😭

    • @jasonstormsong4940
      @jasonstormsong4940 3 года назад +55

      @@SquirrlesInPants Nah, he’d just find a way to follow the recipes to a tee and still make inedible food.

    • @sophiesleeps12
      @sophiesleeps12 3 года назад +31

      He'll probably add a "personal touch" and make it inedible

    • @chiarybLuE
      @chiarybLuE 3 года назад +10

      he cooks like he doesn't have a tongue XD

    • @amuu8216
      @amuu8216 2 года назад +5

      @@chiarybLuE it probably died trying to consume his cooking

  • @sinssmol1156
    @sinssmol1156 3 года назад +336

    Satan, Asmo, your sacrifices won't be in vein 😭 I live because of you 😭 (lol dang so funny 🤣)

    • @sinssmol1156
      @sinssmol1156 3 года назад +5

      @Prachi Naik not a lesson but a devilgram "Beware the Chocolate"

  • @beyfamily998
    @beyfamily998 3 года назад +176

    Solomon: i tried a few myself i'm confident that you will like them
    Me: YOUR TASTEBUDS ARE BLIND! EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!

  • @mrlegal712
    @mrlegal712 3 года назад +207

    It's one thing to not feel the effects of your own cooking, but to not realize that the reason people are terrified whenever your cooking is brought up is something else.

    • @pollo4210
      @pollo4210 2 года назад +2

      maybe Solomon has a disease that disables the sense of taste

    • @endlessmarchesa497
      @endlessmarchesa497 2 года назад +28

      @@pollo4210 it's prob because he's old that's why his taste buds are ruined? he's human after all

  • @nailpolishjellyfish
    @nailpolishjellyfish 3 года назад +152

    1:53 PLEASE ASMO IS SO FUNNY 😭

  • @ithseem
    @ithseem 3 года назад +110

    Solomon: would you like me to make you something else?
    Me: make for the exit please if you're going to show up with your cooking

  • @thatoneperson8042
    @thatoneperson8042 3 года назад +100

    "Now that I've finished what I came here to do-"
    He killed two people in cold blood 😔
    What a way to go out.

  • @Raquel96
    @Raquel96 3 года назад +154

    Asmo’s じゃあね!(byee!) when Sat’s got caught, I almost choked LMAO that voice clip was so appropriately placed 😂

  • @Soup_phobic
    @Soup_phobic 3 года назад +90

    Imagine marrying Solomon
    The fights to see who is going to cook

    • @noken4842
      @noken4842 2 года назад +16

      and also eating his food literally have some possibilities > in between "accidently instant death" or "suddenly become immortal" like him :>

    • @spiritualelement757
      @spiritualelement757 Год назад +1

      If that were the case I will not hesitate to pin Solomon down, love the dude but I’m not dying for this

  • @jin-xx
    @jin-xx 3 года назад +45

    Asmo... You were such a beautiful and a kind herted demon
    Satan..... You were so smart and a cat lover like me
    We will miss you

  • @Gaxb_ufg
    @Gaxb_ufg 2 года назад +87

    I LOVE HOW SOLOMAN JUST IGNORE THE FACT THAT THEY PASSED OUT FROM THE CHOCLATE

  • @kessieexe
    @kessieexe 3 года назад +53

    OMG HE ACTUALLY FOLLOWED THEM WTH 😭😭😭

  • @em-erson_1406
    @em-erson_1406 2 года назад +19

    Satan: *legit collapses*
    Solomon: 😀

  • @marcelacaroline6140
    @marcelacaroline6140 3 года назад +66

    Asmo and Satan are my heros✊

  • @carrot-uj3jh
    @carrot-uj3jh 2 года назад +38

    Actually, Solomon knows how to cook if only he wasn't thinking he's making potions💀

    • @Somyboo
      @Somyboo 2 года назад +12

      Are they that similar that you can treat cooking like potions 💀

    • @mon-S0L0
      @mon-S0L0 Год назад +2

      ​@@Somyboo of course it is.

  • @theclown256
    @theclown256 3 года назад +37

    Me a Solomon simp: *I'll risk my life for you to be happy, give me the goddamn chocolate*

  • @memealicious787
    @memealicious787 3 года назад +26

    Soloman just finished killing two people with his cooking 😵‍💫😭

  • @chillaxxzzz4324
    @chillaxxzzz4324 3 года назад +28

    Why does this feel like they're playing a survival game 😂🤣🤣😂

  • @Ghosteaa
    @Ghosteaa 2 года назад +18

    solomon’s like that one grandma that’ll beat you if you turn down her food offer

  • @Somyboo
    @Somyboo 2 года назад +11

    I still can't believe this is all over a piece of chocolate 😭

  • @3ratsinatrenchcoat342
    @3ratsinatrenchcoat342 Год назад +4

    Ngl asmo saving mc just made me love him more 😩😩 what a sweetie

  • @bakatoaster6000-yt
    @bakatoaster6000-yt 3 года назад +14

    2:13 MAN DOWN

  • @boingooingo3317
    @boingooingo3317 3 года назад +13

    SOLOMON THE AXE-MURDERER, BUT HE CHASES AFTER PEOPLE WITH HIS COOKING
    Also Istg Solomon actually turns a blind eye to people's reaction to his cooking, bc every time they literally scream in horror at his cooking he's just like 🤨🤚🤚 Yall hear sumth??? Speak up again?

  • @potatobastard1864
    @potatobastard1864 3 года назад +27

    Solomon, you better be using those deadly cooking skills to help Simeon with whatever is gonna happen in the next lessons

  • @shamina3262
    @shamina3262 2 года назад +7

    Imagine him coming towards you like a serial killer but with chocolate

  • @Damselfairy
    @Damselfairy 3 года назад +22

    Someone needs to tell Solomon that his cooking is lethal to anyone who isn't him

    • @sufzku8456
      @sufzku8456 3 года назад +11

      I feel like someone already has, he's just that determined (stupid)

    • @Somyboo
      @Somyboo 2 года назад +9

      Welp Rapheal exists now so 🤷‍♀️

  • @rocket313
    @rocket313 3 года назад +17

    I'm a Satan simp, so when I saw this scene...
    Satan: 2:12
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    ...I died with him 😔
    And of course I was really shocked when Solomon said that he could take a picture of Asmo after eating the chocolate. Dude, he didn't want a picture of his corpse 😳
    But anyway, thank you for saving me, Asmo babe 😅

  • @annaannabella1236
    @annaannabella1236 3 года назад +7

    No! Asmo! 😭*Here lies Asmodeus, bravely sacrificed so MC could live*. Solomon you!!!

  • @janaa.9295
    @janaa.9295 2 года назад +8

    OMG they actually put tears in asmo's eyes?? Poor asmo😭😭

  • @goetiamoth
    @goetiamoth Год назад +4

    This whole thing had me cry-laughing LMAOOO WHAT IN THE WORLD ⚰️💀

  • @SleepySenpaiZzz
    @SleepySenpaiZzz 3 года назад +16

    You gotta love asmo man 😂😂😂💀

  • @lovelyKyo_
    @lovelyKyo_ 3 года назад +39

    I love you Solomon 😭👌

  • @Alexis-fo1su
    @Alexis-fo1su 2 года назад +5

    Solomon babe I love you but please stop yourself from making any kind of food at all

  • @SerenaPheles
    @SerenaPheles 3 года назад +40

    Why is this so funny lmao 😂

  • @cyvane3112
    @cyvane3112 2 года назад +7

    Solomon is immortal so maybe that's why he's not dying Everytime he taste/eat his own cook

  • @mehak5066
    @mehak5066 3 года назад +10

    he killed them, R.I.P. asmo and satan 😭😭

  • @ashyplayz
    @ashyplayz 2 года назад +4

    More reasons as to y im scared of making Solomon work in Hell’s Kitchen or Ristorante Six:

  • @ayabeypi55
    @ayabeypi55 Год назад +2

    Just thinking that Solomon chasing mc and others demons with a smile i can't stop laughing 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @shogosgummybears2841
    @shogosgummybears2841 2 года назад +7

    Asmo last words killing me😭😂😂😭

  • @noken4842
    @noken4842 2 года назад +8

    Dear Satan and Asmo,
    your sacrifices for eating those chocolates will be remains in my heart for forever
    nice to knowing you guys- 😶

  • @txtloverforever4545
    @txtloverforever4545 3 года назад +6

    This is like a romance drama💀

  • @korihasdied
    @korihasdied 3 года назад +5

    SOLOMON IS BAKING CAKES!!!!
    WE NEED TO TELL THE WHOLE DEVILDOM!!
    SOLOMONS BAKING CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (Ben and holly reference)

  • @Gonnakmsheartemoji
    @Gonnakmsheartemoji Год назад +4

    LMAOOO THEY'RE SO DRAMMATIC I LOVE THEM

  • @bluegirl278
    @bluegirl278 2 года назад +3

    For Fs sake, someone tell him he sucks at cooking. 😂just tell him.

    • @spiritualelement757
      @spiritualelement757 Год назад +3

      Ikr I mean I don’t like to hurt people’s feelings but for god’s sake guys he’s nearly killed us so many times say something! 😂

  • @rinrinz8319
    @rinrinz8319 2 года назад +3

    Asmo: "I'm allergic to chocolate"
    MC: *prepare 6 valentine choc*

  • @sugawarasricebowl7886
    @sugawarasricebowl7886 3 года назад +3

    THEY JUST FAINT LIKE THAT BYEEE-

  • @rabanorz8514
    @rabanorz8514 3 года назад +6

    How can he be so calm seeing those two on the floor with the soul outside?😭😭😭

  • @memealicious787
    @memealicious787 3 года назад +5

    ASMO IS SO FUNNY😭😭😂
    He’d kill me if he heard me but your suffering is funny without context my king, forgive but I cannot control myself🤣🤣

  • @rain-lo1ww
    @rain-lo1ww 3 года назад +12

    THIS IS SO DRAMATIC IM GONNA CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @ashash_1857
    @ashash_1857 2 года назад +4

    Me: Wait- they don't like the chocolate? Why?
    *realization*
    Me: *Understandable have a great day*

  • @randomlyherelol1559
    @randomlyherelol1559 3 года назад +4

    Not me thinking about jumping down the stairs to avoid him lol still I feel bad for Satan and Asmo

  • @AvErAgEsUcKeRgIrL
    @AvErAgEsUcKeRgIrL Год назад +3

    game went from cute/hot dating game to horror game real fast

  • @this1isoldthenewchannellin266
    @this1isoldthenewchannellin266 2 года назад +4

    "Indeed.They appear to be harmless."
    Chocolate: HA BICH, SIKE

  • @memealicious787
    @memealicious787 3 года назад +3

    ARE WE BEING THIS DRAMATIC OR IS THE FLAVOR THAT ASTRONOMICALLY HORRIBLE😭

    • @sophiesleeps12
      @sophiesleeps12 3 года назад +6

      Pretty sure it's capable of killing so yes. Yes, it is that bad indeed. Solomon is a sweetheart and a man of many talents...cooking is not one of them though!

  • @rhonnak.1530
    @rhonnak.1530 3 года назад +4

    I swear I love their dramatic asses sm😆😆😆🖤

  • @nurdamiazara
    @nurdamiazara 2 года назад +4

    PLS WHAT IMAO I CAN'T- THIS IS TO FUNNY 😭😭😭

  • @owo2760
    @owo2760 2 года назад +4

    This is dramatically funny.

  • @huangquans
    @huangquans Год назад +2

    same energy as "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!!!! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING???"

  • @anonymousina9210
    @anonymousina9210 3 года назад +5

    If only Solomon knew his food is poisonous...

    • @titaniumrode6177
      @titaniumrode6177 3 года назад +1

      I feel like he def does

    • @sophiesleeps12
      @sophiesleeps12 3 года назад +1

      @@titaniumrode6177 he def does but is secretly a sadist :P

    • @titaniumrode6177
      @titaniumrode6177 3 года назад +1

      @@sophiesleeps12 i mean everyone does call him shady

  • @nggyu17
    @nggyu17 3 года назад +2

    Its ok Solomon, i’ll gladly try your chocolate!😭😭i feel so bad for him because no one wants to eat his chocolate..😭

  • @Ros3d0
    @Ros3d0 2 года назад +2

    poor satan and asmo... solomon did a 2 in 1 and killed 2 demons

  • @keiimorinosuke914
    @keiimorinosuke914 3 года назад +2

    Are we watching a horror movie??😭😭😭😭😭

  • @T1G3RZ
    @T1G3RZ 3 года назад +4

    R.I.P. Satan and Asmodeus

  • @naominanaa
    @naominanaa Год назад +3

    3:45 i jUST REALIZED THERE IS A LITTLE TEAR ON THE CORNER OF HIS EYES.

  • @ricodasheep7163
    @ricodasheep7163 3 года назад +5

    Solomon killed my two pets 😦

  • @kenmakozume4935
    @kenmakozume4935 2 года назад +2

    This should be Solomon the horror movie because he cased us down, forced us to eat chocolate?? And almost killed Us, Satan and Asmo so... um yeah

  • @LexieBear98
    @LexieBear98 3 года назад +3

    I can't believe they're dead..fly high asmodeus and satan fly high 😔

  • @Lili-zc4sl
    @Lili-zc4sl 3 года назад +4

    3:50 lol asmo

  • @lalumie6324
    @lalumie6324 3 года назад +3

    t-this is so dramatic omg im crying (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)

  • @cecilia7946
    @cecilia7946 Год назад +2

    Moral of the story: never give Solomon ingredients

  • @walnutkitsune1737
    @walnutkitsune1737 3 года назад +29

    Are they just unable to eat human food since they're not human? Or is Solomon's cooking really THAT bad?

    • @specklesthebunny9567
      @specklesthebunny9567 3 года назад +30

      His cooking is… impossible. It shouldn’t be possible for food to be that bad.

    • @tamarinstudios
      @tamarinstudios 3 года назад +25

      Yeah Solomon's cooking is really bad, i think MC passed out from eatin' some of his food? I dunno

    • @aeiztaloraezi7687
      @aeiztaloraezi7687 2 года назад +15

      If even Beel can't stomach Solomon's food.. Well.. That should tell you something

  • @_hasic_
    @_hasic_ 3 года назад +6

    OKAY BUT HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS TO LUCI????

    • @bluegirl278
      @bluegirl278 2 года назад +3

      @Lisa Hasic All you have to say is “Solomon made chocolate/ Solomon fed two of your brothers”. He’ll get the picture 😂

  • @nhungla4501
    @nhungla4501 2 года назад +3

    WHY THIS IS SO FUNNY LMAOOOO

  • @pumpkinice2335
    @pumpkinice2335 Год назад +3

    This man needs Gordon Ramsay!

  • @euri4967
    @euri4967 2 года назад +1

    So Solomon able to tell we we're trying to make him cry in one event but somehow he's not able to tell how bad his cooking is?!?!?!?! (I feel like he knows its bad but he feeds them to us for amusment)

  • @momowri
    @momowri 3 года назад +2

    IM PEEING MYSELF

  • @operagirl0101
    @operagirl0101 Год назад +3

    I laugh so hard my stomach hurts...

  • @Alf3y4
    @Alf3y4 Год назад +3

    THIS IS SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣

  • @audenetanaudenetan8648
    @audenetanaudenetan8648 3 года назад +1

    Somebody bring satan and asmo to their bed! Now!

  • @kellymi7568
    @kellymi7568 2 года назад +2

    AHAHAHHAA THIS IS SO FUNNNYYYY

  • @Mingki1117
    @Mingki1117 2 года назад

    Not me just saying alot of times
    " Give me the freakin' chocolate i want it GIVE ME "
    JSBSJVSJSVS

  • @CheeseDoggyPal
    @CheeseDoggyPal Год назад +4

    This is so funny lmao

  • @Zaandik
    @Zaandik 3 года назад +2

    THIS IS SO FUNNY LMFAO

  • @inhumanliquid
    @inhumanliquid Год назад +1

    noo they were my favourites 😔😔
    SOLOMON GRRR WHY'D YOU HAVE TO KILL MY HUSBANDS

  • @HateItHere.
    @HateItHere. Год назад +1

    Solomon is scary.

  • @reginalee5955
    @reginalee5955 3 года назад +1

    Rip satan and asmo have to die because of a piece of chocolate

  • @user-cn8oe8yk6f
    @user-cn8oe8yk6f 2 года назад

    Solomon’s Toxic chocolate makes me think of what would have happened if I ate the chocolate my cousin made.

  • @clai_tea5666
    @clai_tea5666 Год назад +2

    YOU PICK- YOU KILLED MY BITCHES NOW I ONLY HAVE 5 LEFT- ONLY FIVE BITCHES
    Edit: AND ASMODEUS LEFT HIS BROTHER FOR DEAD- I LOST SO MANY BITCHES

  • @pikyumi_
    @pikyumi_ 3 года назад +1

    Please give him a cookbook 😭

  • @y4k3i
    @y4k3i Год назад +1

    I FEEL LIKE I JUST WATCHED A DRAMA MOVIE BC LIKE WTF IS THIS

  • @jellyalexi_lofi1358
    @jellyalexi_lofi1358 2 года назад

    With those chocolate the whole devil doom will prob die LOL

  • @jajaazz
    @jajaazz 3 года назад +2

    wait i cant stop laughing stoooopp theyre so dramatic. Solomon please stay away from the kitchen!

  • @allxs0n_06
    @allxs0n_06 3 года назад +2

    I would literally eat that chocolate ^-^

    • @thatoneperson8042
      @thatoneperson8042 3 года назад +4

      Eating his cooking is like playing Russian roulette with your life though 😭

    • @allxs0n_06
      @allxs0n_06 3 года назад +3

      @@thatoneperson8042 and that's fine with me 💀👌✨

    • @_eyedex_3563
      @_eyedex_3563 3 года назад +2

      @@allxs0n_06 everything for our solomon