@@thedrunkenslayer3348 you'd be surprised how quickly you can make a government fall with a single, well placed lego. Really. [Edit]: make sure the lego is a 2 by 4. No bigger, no smaller.
With the blueberry Karen story the only thing I’m sad about is the “tiny branch”. The girls did take a pretty large branch when they could’ve just taken the berries; they aren’t hard to remove. Maybe they just wanted to continue walking while they ate, but oh well, the bush will probably recover. Karen was wild though literally did a flailing squidward. Nuts
@@college_knockout8316Its not that one branch will hurt it. The problem is if even half the people that walk that path took just one branch there wouldn't be a bush there at all
@@college_knockout8316 I'm not trying to excuse anything. Her behavior was atrocious for sure but that doesn't mean her point is. People make good points in moronic ways all the time. If I made a point that killing people is bad, then go into a rant about one race or another being the one's doing most of the killing that doesn't mean killing is any less bad. It just makes me a fucking idiot.
I agree, the lady yelling at the girls was obviously in the wrong for her behaviour towards the situation, but to be honest she did have a point. The girls seemed really entitled to me too
@@brokenbutler12 I don't believe that was even someone's plants. I think they were in a park or something. And they took one little branch to bring with them, it wasn't like they were just shredding the plant for fun.
I spat my drink out in laughter at "this Karen got so upset she just couldn't help but do the electric slide part 2 right there and then" that was too funny. 😂
Karens are all the little girls that never got told "no" growing up and still think they're that cute little girl who can get away with anything. Unfortunately they're adults now, getting old and lost that "cute" appearance to them, but their mentality hasn't caught up to it. So there's a dissonance between their expectations and what really happens.
There's a reason that they're almost invariably single-child, middle-class, middle-aged, white house wives. They have never ever been told no in way that they think couldn't be solved by a temper tantrum.
It's crazy how much these people think that businesses having policies or even abiding by local laws are "infringing on their rights". I live in a state that charges for bags to cut down on plastic waste, and I'm a cashier at a large retail store. I've had customers curse me out and claim that what I'm doing is illegal because my store charges 8 cents for a bag.
@1WEareBUFO1 what's especially funny is that my family is German. In Germany grocery stores don't even have cheap paper/plastic options. You either bring your own, buy a tote, or you live with unbagged groceries. No one fusses about it over there because it's been the norm for so long. Meanwhile in the US I once had a grown ass man screech about how I was infringing on his rights because I wouldn't give him a free bag as per local law.
@@Thunderthewolf4361yea we learned about the different expectations customers have in Europe in german class. We do have reusable bag options everywhere here but people make a big stink about having to pay a dollar or so to buy them instead of getting ones for free. Free bags which they will constantly complain about, also. Nothing makes the average middle aged consumer in America satisfied. I used to work at a dollar tree where whether we had paper or plastic we'd run-out of bags every few months just due to customers demanding extra. People would put a pack of gum in a separate bag if you let them, i swear.
I get what the blueberry Karen was trying to convey (only pick the berries and not the branch or you'll damage the plant) but going batshit crazy like that is psychotic.
@@MajoradeMayhem my best guess because of the way they were holding the branch and their phone in the other hand is that they were going to take a picture either for a social media post of to send to their friends & family.
Yea grown ass man who thinks he knows everything and every situation thinks he can reads minds and situations from portions of a video… yay Charlie what a hero he is
1:33 "A Karen is the result of a toddler being freaky friday-ed into the body of a miserable middle school English teacher." Best line I have ever heard 🤣
why the hell was that one woman talking about “did i invite u into my conversation???” does she think everyone in the world is a vampire that needs permission to cross the threshold into her mouthful of stupidity?
Well art is ment to inspire editing just happens even if people want it or not even if the art is copyrighted editing it is considered a paraody and fair use
Businesses have every right to refuse service if you don’t abide by their policies so if they have a “no shoes, no shirts, no mask, no service” rule, they are perfectly within their right to refuse service to you. Regardless if you like masks or not. It’s hilarious how fragile these people are over something so small as a mask. They wouldn’t accept you if you were naked.
Karen's move list: -repeat the same question 20 times -earraping high pitched screams -"can i see the manager" Places karens often spawn: -parks -walmart -convenience shops -parking lots
Episode 1: The Phantom Racist Episode 2: Attack of the Essential Oils Episode 3: Revenge of the Karens Episode 4: A New Complaint Episode 5: The Menopause strikes back Episode 6: Return of the Manager Episode 7: The Lawsuit Awakens Episode 8: The Last Meltdown Episode 9: Rise of Facebook
I was told its better to be polite in these cases. Instead of telling a Karen "you smell like shit" simply say to her: "I'd think you'd benefit from a shower"
It's also a mostly altruistic act. You do something to help others at a slight inconvenience to yourself. That concept is so contrary to American culture and some folks see Americanism as an unalterable thing.
@@destructivenova9748 I'm afraid if my hair gets any greyer, and a fairy hairdresser gives me a shithouse cut during my sleep. I could look like a karen FFS..As an Aussie we have way less of these wanka's, but the horror is real.
I love how environmentally aware she is trying to be and how fast she resorts to racism...as a tourist...lol and a white person lol that's 2x the fun with doublemint gum...
@@yukandouit537 I wouldn't be surprised if an ancient "Karen" forced all women to be a male's personal object that they own, whether they're a "Karen" or a nice woman.
Yeah, I've got a feeling that the name "Karen" will probably fall out of use in the near future. Sort of like the name "Dick", the meaning just changes
All Karen #1 had to say was something like, "Pro tip: If you leave the branch, you can enjoy the berries next year, too," framing it as teaching a pair of youngsters something v.s. turning it into this huge confrontation.
There are in fact multiple species of Karen's including "store Karen's" "woods Karen's" "parking lot Karen's" and there are many more. *I study these rare creatures for class*
Daniel Morris those people are worse than karens. They are pure assholes. They are miserable as hell and the only way they can get a tiny bit of happiness is to make children cry and ruin their fun.
They don’t need a permit in certain situations, if the kid was in a public park selling it then they would need a permit but not when they are on their own land, and even if they were in the public park nobody would care.
Oh gawd. another one. Charlie, i don't know how your mind works but the colourful, descriptive commentary is you, you, you. nothing scripted. very observant and intelligent, expressive, cutting without shouting or ranting. I enjoy your channel. Subscribed! 😁😁🤣🤣😂😂
It boggles my mind that an American woman ...in CANADA told two Canadians that they couldn’t eat the blueberries off a bush in a CANADIAN park. I usually don’t say stuff like this, but could she maybe just go home? I never want to encounter her in my country.
Love the classic courage king reference! *_"RETURN THE SLAAAAB!"_* an old favorite of mine! Classic! 😆👌🏻 "That kid doesn't have a driver's license!" 🤣👍🏻
The First Lady was the berry guardian. She’s like the Lorax, if you break a branch from a berry bush she senses it and appears from the stem where the branch was removed
Honestly being a girl who eats wild berries in the forest is one of the most white girl things ive ever seen, but they have all the rights to do it so karen needs to chill
I like how every Karen is also a racist. I feel like there's a reliable checklist of things you can tick off when observing a Karen, and they will all tick every box.
Blueberry-karen had a million ways to approach the girls for her concern and she literally chose the worst one. A reverse Doctor strange looking for the worst timeline
@@Dolphinboithe problem was that they took a massive branch off, damaging the plant, and could ruin the plant. Basically she could’ve just asked them to pick off the berries instead of the branch so other people can enjoy the berries too. As an introvert, I probably would’ve made a tiny comment and went with my day
People have to rememeber businesses are privite property that belong only to the business. It can remove you from its premises forever, they can force you to only wear jeans, as long as it isnt illegal they can enforce it.
Arby's finally lets me turn away people who have no masks, but we still let them go through drivethrough and one of those plague carrying fucks got me sick.
At the same time, it makes no sense to break off a branch if you just want the berries. If she didn’t start with racism and the break dancing, she’d have been 100% right
@@aaronlandry3934 Ah shut up man, they didn't uproot the bush and walk around with it, they took a branch off a bush in a forest, anyone who would get upset about that kind of thing or agree with someone getting upset over that kind of thing needs to get their head checked.
This guy can talk for an eternity and not repeat himself like once honestly his range of vocabulary is impressive Edit : Obviously he repeats common words like "and" or "fucking" but in General he doesn't repeat himself every like minute
Actually Moist does have an extensive vocabulary but it's often seen that he repeats similar phrases in most videos. It's usually "pinnacle/epitome", "sodden panties", "homunculi" and many others. Well, his usage of those phrases are still very funny though
@@MakeAmericaGLOHardAgain Why would I comment that five times , I can tell you the comment isn't original but It's definitely the truth about his vocabulary
OK but who tf takes the branch and doesn’t just pick the berries? Everyone here just picks the berries a handful at a time and eats them while hiking, because it won’t damage the bush
“How dare you argue back at me after I get personally involved in a situation that is not mine to control and that I have no training in? I’ll have you know I am a blueberry pruning expert! I am THE CREATOR of blueballedandberried dot com!!”
I hope we get to see two Karens fighting each other for dominance during one of these clips someday, I imagine it'd be like the scene from Jurassic Park 3 with the T-Rex and Spinosaurus but with more screeching and biting
ain"t like this never even happened, if you take some time to search it up, you'll find a lot of those actually ... Shit happens a lot at Wallmart as well
3Orion3 thank you for replying as calmly as you did, While I personally don’t find importance in this topic and only posted because I thought it was funny, I’m glad you took the time to explain it respectfully. My mom yells at me and calls me a sheep whenever I start joking around like that so your reply makes me much happier.
3Orion3 how could actual researchers and pandemic experts be so blind, this was the truth all along! the mask has no benefits, since clearly blocking up any possible escape paths for the saliva particles by which the virus travels is completely irrelevant and viruses, by your absolute expertise, are 5-dimensional super-beings capable of telepathically infecting those around the host
Jack The Dog and orion’s full of shit btw, as long as you listen to the people who have spent entire careers on researching the spread of global pandemics and just put a small cloth on your face, I think it would be 10x better for your overall health to be alive rather than take a risk to try to be “right”. I completely understand though, defying the person that raised you for an entire lifetime can be difficult when it comes to differing beliefs. For your safety, internet stranger, wear a mask anyways, to set an example. Literally google how covid-19 spreads and you’ll understand how seriously important masks are, not to save you but to save others around you.
Well the blue masks made of the paper towel like fabric, aernt good, they are made in dirty sweatshops, if ur gonna wear a mask at least wear the cloth ones
3Orion3 most of the virus is blocked from a mask, because obviously, something is covering your mouth, if 2 people wear a mask, less goes out their mouth and nose and that means even less ends up on the mask from the other end. And many masks are disposable, so you can just put it in the bin, cloth ones are better than the surgery ones, but they will protect you, like how a coat protects you from the rain, you still may get wet (some of the virus may get through) but it protects you and other people, if they wear a coat. if 2 people wear a mask, the chances drastically go down for getting the virus because both of you are protecting each other. Without wearing a mask, you are putting yourself at risk and other people by breathing on stuff and sneezing/coughing without covering your mouth.
I love the "you don't have a right to talk to me" as the classic response from Karens and such is "I have a right to [insert whatever they want to do]"
Actually, spitting on someone during a pandemic could in some cases be considered bio-terrorism, as it is likely spreading a highly contagious disease, so Karen might end up with a 25 year sentence if the lawyer is good and charges are pressed.
@@stinkymonke3622 I forgot that theory that jar jar is a Sith Lord 😂 but wasn't that the original plan he would be the one reveled pulling the strings but everyone hated him so much it got changed
As long as y’all agree that bakers don’t have to bake wedding cakes for events they deem dangerous to themselves or their ideology does this even make sense.
Jizz Boss Unfortunately, karens can’t be defeated... They are soo goddamn arrogant and self righteous. They think they are still right even when presented with the most logical, scientific fact.
so if you went to the two girls and said in a nice manner: "would you pls pick the berries from the branch if you pick them, imagine if everyone took a little piece of the bush there would be nothing left" i think they just would have said "sure we didnt think about that"
I don't know of any natural resources that have been damaged by hand harvesting methods. Its seems that only when we start smashing everything with machines that nature can't keep up.
“ You’re not the boss of me” - haven’t heard that line since my son was about 8! The level of maturity is stunning 😂 The collective noun for a group of Karen’s? A privilege of Karens, or perhaps a harassment!
I love the sign that I saw at a Hilo Little Cesars’, said : “WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE WHO IS HOSTILE, AGGRESSIVE, VERBALLY ABUSIVE, OBNOXIOUS OR DRUNK.” People need to always remember that!
man i hate that term verbally abusive. It makes sense but some people stretch that shit out so much that you saying the fuck word would warrant the verbally abusive badge.
All goes down to everything is about me. I just say shit up to complete assholes like her and ignore them completely. Until they need to be told they will die alone.
Moist’s humor is unmatched, the way he just keeps going on about random things and ENTIRELY pulls it off, is absolutely hilarious, for instance: at the start of the vid when he talks about the blueberry guardian bro 😂 moist is one of the the funniest men alive
She straight up busted out the squidward talent show move
How dare you insult Squidward
Dead 😆
Omg 😂😂😂😂
Adrian Clark you could just say they
damn right duuude
“You’re acting like a 6 year old” as she dances erratically while mocking them
She bringing the bust down from 1910
#KarenormalActivity
As you can the elusive Karen starts to preform the sacred dance to make possible threats go away
@Thomas Anderson Truth. Glad someone else noticed.
Those girls look like stereotypical ''influencers''. Seems like they're breaking branches for Instagram pictures.
Imagine looking at a child in a toy car and thinking "He doesn't even have a drivers license".
😂
You need a licence to operate toys
To be fair I have committed 3(and still counting) war crimes with toys(2 of which with legos)
@@likehowdudehelp doesn't surprise me, a single Lego is more dangerous than mustard gas
@@thedrunkenslayer3348 you'd be surprised how quickly you can make a government fall with a single, well placed lego. Really.
[Edit]: make sure the lego is a 2 by 4. No bigger, no smaller.
"This is probably the most conversation this woman has gotten in 30 years"
I'm using this.
K - know your rights
A - accuse everyone
R - request a manager
E - escalate to authorities
N - neglect reason
@@turbogamer5784 im sorry, what?
K
A
R
E please get me out of here
N
The Gabe your so funny
@@turbogamer5784 drem yol lok
@@turbogamer5784 tinvaak hi dovahzul?
That thumbnail got the lady looking like when Squidward danced for the krusty krab talent show
Omg that's very accurate lmao.
true
I hate spongebob
Im dying lmfao
😂👌👍 good meme
i literally have not heard the "you're not the boss of me" line since 3rd grade.
mood I saw a vid when someone said I know you are but what am I and I haven't saidd that in fuckin years
The last time I ever heard that was 3 years ago when my 4yo younger sister had a massive fit.
I agree with you because you have a TF2 logo as your profile
@@Identity_Theft He's a professional with standards.
@@warpey5632 he's polite, efficient, and has a plan to kill everyone he meets
With the blueberry Karen story the only thing I’m sad about is the “tiny branch”. The girls did take a pretty large branch when they could’ve just taken the berries; they aren’t hard to remove. Maybe they just wanted to continue walking while they ate, but oh well, the bush will probably recover.
Karen was wild though literally did a flailing squidward. Nuts
@@college_knockout8316Its not that one branch will hurt it. The problem is if even half the people that walk that path took just one branch there wouldn't be a bush there at all
@@college_knockout8316 I'm not trying to excuse anything. Her behavior was atrocious for sure but that doesn't mean her point is. People make good points in moronic ways all the time.
If I made a point that killing people is bad, then go into a rant about one race or another being the one's doing most of the killing that doesn't mean killing is any less bad. It just makes me a fucking idiot.
It’s really not sad at all, not that big of a deal… lol
I agree, the lady yelling at the girls was obviously in the wrong for her behaviour towards the situation, but to be honest she did have a point. The girls seemed really entitled to me too
I figured that they planned on bringing it home to root it and plant it.
Karen: YoU’rE aCtInG lIke 6 YeAr OLds
Also Karen: *flails arms like a toddler when she gets mad*
im glad you used the right you’re
Those girls shouldn’t be ripping branches off other people’s plants. The Karen was weird, but those girls weren’t much better
@@brokenbutler12 Yeah had to skip that one after hearing both parties were terrible people.
It’s crazy how people often readily see the traits in others that they truly hate in themselves... the world is a mirror!
@@brokenbutler12 I don't believe that was even someone's plants. I think they were in a park or something. And they took one little branch to bring with them, it wasn't like they were just shredding the plant for fun.
She went from 0 to Squidward real quick!
I had no idea you, an MK11 god, would like content from Charlie, a comedy god.
why the hell is criticals video always lagging behind his audio. has he not figured out audio sync yet or what
You made my day 😂😂😂😭
If there was only a manager around everything would be ok...
lmao
I love how Charlie gets mad in lower case
That's honestly the best description of him I've heard
That’s so truw
@@virikan3518 its stolen but it doesn’t really matter
@@maniac9554
Aw damn
@@maniac9554 yeah but it doesn’t change the point
You've got to love the "Go back where you came from" blast.
If only it were possible to do so.
I almost spat out my drink at, “you ever get so mad at someone you just bust a move?”
69th like
@@Christmasmoose714 it’s at 120, we’ll have to celebrate when it hits 420
"Imagine someone is teasing your fly girl... U Just give them one of these"
I spat my drink out in laughter at "this Karen got so upset she just couldn't help but do the electric slide part 2 right there and then" that was too funny. 😂
I found a Karen music video
She is doing the Squidward dance.
lmao fr
Fuuuuture
WTF LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lol
While doing the mocking SpongeBob voice
Llama: *spits*
Karen: WRITE THAT DOWN
I'm surprised to see you here
There is no milk to get here dani
go drink milk ya weirdo
bet you can't make a 1d game
Dani what are you doing here? You should be working on getting karlson on steam. Stop procrastinating. Also milk is pretty good
1:05 She's actually the Lorax, she speaks for the trees.
The first Karen is literally the woman who protects the flowers in breath of the wild
Looks like my aunt.
But less yellow
i wish covid was in 2017 so i could do that during lockdown
Oh God not that shrine
LMFAO
Surprised she wasn't like "the blueberries are screaming in pain!". Those girls better watch it or they'll only have a quarter heart.
Lady: Don’t eat the blueberrys Boogie-woogie
*dances to oblivion*
𝒮𝒽𝑒𝓈 𝓋𝒾𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔
She would make a excellent creature encounter in Skyrim
Cool cat loves to boogie-boogie
Everybody gansta till the blueberry guardian Karen busts a move
Karens are all the little girls that never got told "no" growing up and still think they're that cute little girl who can get away with anything. Unfortunately they're adults now, getting old and lost that "cute" appearance to them, but their mentality hasn't caught up to it. So there's a dissonance between their expectations and what really happens.
😀👍
There's a reason that they're almost invariably single-child, middle-class, middle-aged, white house wives. They have never ever been told no in way that they think couldn't be solved by a temper tantrum.
God damn you described that perfectly. Props to you
Yup
Yup! Perfect description
It's crazy how much these people think that businesses having policies or even abiding by local laws are "infringing on their rights". I live in a state that charges for bags to cut down on plastic waste, and I'm a cashier at a large retail store. I've had customers curse me out and claim that what I'm doing is illegal because my store charges 8 cents for a bag.
bruhhhh that must suck
If they have a temper tantrum over 8 cents then imagine what they do if something big happens to them
Paying for bags is genius. It really brings the goblin out of people when you ask how many bags they need. Kind of like a mask.
@1WEareBUFO1 what's especially funny is that my family is German. In Germany grocery stores don't even have cheap paper/plastic options. You either bring your own, buy a tote, or you live with unbagged groceries. No one fusses about it over there because it's been the norm for so long. Meanwhile in the US I once had a grown ass man screech about how I was infringing on his rights because I wouldn't give him a free bag as per local law.
@@Thunderthewolf4361yea we learned about the different expectations customers have in Europe in german class.
We do have reusable bag options everywhere here but people make a big stink about having to pay a dollar or so to buy them instead of getting ones for free. Free bags which they will constantly complain about, also. Nothing makes the average middle aged consumer in America satisfied. I used to work at a dollar tree where whether we had paper or plastic we'd run-out of bags every few months just due to customers demanding extra. People would put a pack of gum in a separate bag if you let them, i swear.
I get what the blueberry Karen was trying to convey (only pick the berries and not the branch or you'll damage the plant) but going batshit crazy like that is psychotic.
I saw that and wondered why on Earth they took a branch off. Sample the berries, but leave plenty for the wildlife and don't damage the plant!
@@MajoradeMayhem my best guess because of the way they were holding the branch and their phone in the other hand is that they were going to take a picture either for a social media post of to send to their friends & family.
@@MajoradeMayhem they took the branch because they are retarded and don't know any better.
@@koalabro6118 are you really going to defend Instagram thottery here?
It doesn't grow back?!?
Imagine getting so mad at someone that you become a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
IT'S MA'AM
LOL! It DID look like that.
Then you talk back to them and they look like a surprised Crudely Painted Not So Funny Ply Wood Cut Out Folk Art
no wonder i hate those
I saw Kaminari on your pfp and honestly? It kind of fits him-
I love it how he creates his own lore for these crazy people.
Sometimes that's all you can do to stay sane in the face of raging idiocy
His a worldbuilding God.
Yea grown ass man who thinks he knows everything and every situation thinks he can reads minds and situations from portions of a video… yay Charlie what a hero he is
@@dylanbruhhh4208 its really not that deep you dont gotta get all pressed
@@dylanbruhhh4208 what’s my blud waffling about😭
1:33
"A Karen is the result of a toddler being freaky friday-ed into the body of a miserable middle school English teacher."
Best line I have ever heard 🤣
LMAO I saw this right as he was saying that
That’s literally a layman description of a Cluster B (borderline) personality disorder .
why the hell was that one woman talking about “did i invite u into my conversation???” does she think everyone in the world is a vampire that needs permission to cross the threshold into her mouthful of stupidity?
I don't get it, what was the lady saying to her in the first place?
This is pure poetry
Apparently people need her permission to speak to her, but her spitting on them is totally ok. A++ rational behaviour.
@@batlin talking ❌ literal assault ✅
This person of culture has obviously seen the vampire diaries
"Do you ever get so mad with someone that you just bust-a-fuckin-move?"
Often Charlie, Often.
Sometimes i get so furious i begin doing ddr moves
Someone i get so mad at someone that I go into a full 2 hour musical
Sometimes I do
Anime in a nutshell
best way to express anger
“you guys are acting like 6 year olds”
*also the karen* 💃💃💃💃👯♂️💃💃👯♀️💃🦵👆👈👇👉👆👇☝️💪
@@axelsgf alrifht
@@axelsgf nobody cares shuttt upp
Asschewks
Well art is ment to inspire editing just happens even if people want it or not even if the art is copyrighted editing it is considered a paraody and fair use
@@EdwardTriesToScience what
Businesses have every right to refuse service if you don’t abide by their policies so if they have a “no shoes, no shirts, no mask, no service” rule, they are perfectly within their right to refuse service to you. Regardless if you like masks or not. It’s hilarious how fragile these people are over something so small as a mask. They wouldn’t accept you if you were naked.
You're not going to sell me this beeer?!?!?!? That's illegal??
They can make you wear a Kufi or a MAGA hat too. Don't agree with tyranny? Don't demand the ability to support it. Boycott it
Karen's move list:
-repeat the same question 20 times
-earraping high pitched screams
-"can i see the manager"
Places karens often spawn:
-parks
-walmart
-convenience shops
-parking lots
Patronising dance
Place a torch down and they shouldn't spawn👀
Hey thanks for the guide but you didn’t include a “Drops” section or their drop rates? I’m wondering what I could get from farming them?
What are their drops, and percentage?
You forgot about Sear’s
The future generations are going to have little to no people named Karen lol the name is forever changed
lmfao yeah
And here I was thinking of naming my future daughter Karen, but I guess I have to think of something else now.
@@TheBakerDB name her Charlie
@@TheBakerDB bob
Good. We need more Peters in this world
Episode 1: The Phantom Racist
Episode 2: Attack of the Essential Oils
Episode 3: Revenge of the Karens
Episode 4: A New Complaint
Episode 5: The Menopause strikes back
Episode 6: Return of the Manager
Episode 7: The Lawsuit Awakens
Episode 8: The Last Meltdown
Episode 9: Rise of Facebook
HoodieWearingHooligan is this phantom blood but Karen
@@jakeanthony7672 Star Wars
Thanks for the episode leak my dude, I'm gonna watch this right about now.
Part 1: Phantom Karen
Part 2: Karen Tendency
Part 3: StarKaren Crusaders
Part 4: Karen is Unbreakable
Part 5: Golden Karen
How tf did I just find a JoJo thread on a video about Karens on a Star Wars comment.
“You’re not the boss of me” *proceeds to boss everyone else around*
''Boogie down with my noodle arms'' is my new catchphrase for this month.
It's been a month, bro. How did you catchphrase work out? What's your new one for this month?
Dollar store cereal goblin
@@maiqtheliar7565 *B E A U T I F U L*
@I am a Survivor... I think “I have clinical depression” is my ongoing catchphrase now
*year
"Did I invite you into this conversation?" is a more sophisticated way of saying "Am I talking to you?"
The Karen's way of saying "did I ask"
I was told its better to be polite in these cases. Instead of telling a Karen "you smell like shit" simply say to her: "I'd think you'd benefit from a shower"
Never seen someone in real life do the Squidward dance.
lmfao this fucking took me out.
this sent me
THE IMAGERY I GOT
1:11 she went siko mode
@@user-kp8wn1iw8o *s i c c o m o d e*
If people are actually curious about why people care about masks but not clothes, it's because it's new. People tend to resist change.
These Karens prolly haven't changed their underwear since 1672
It's also a mostly altruistic act. You do something to help others at a slight inconvenience to yourself. That concept is so contrary to American culture and some folks see Americanism as an unalterable thing.
Its about conspiracies, lol.
Also cause Trump never said anything to make idiots doubt wearing clothes
@@1WEareBUFO1its really about stupidity in modern society. You can’t believe conspiracy theories if your a rational intelligent human being.
"Go back to your country"
"I was born here you?"
You dare use my own spells against me potter
If this was Reddit I would give u an award
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"You're acting like A 6 year old"
*Default Dances*
😂😂😂
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This got me😂 well played
lol
she knows the dance because her children play fortnite
People: take blueberries
Karen: *It’s time to get funky*
“I call this one, the Cupid shuffle”
@@destructivenova9748 I'm afraid if my hair gets any greyer, and a fairy hairdresser gives me a shithouse cut during my sleep. I could look like a karen FFS..As an Aussie we have way less of these wanka's, but the horror is real.
I love how environmentally aware she is trying to be and how fast she resorts to racism...as a tourist...lol and a white person lol that's 2x the fun with doublemint gum...
Me: smashes chick in pink leggings
Cha Cha Real Smooth!
My son showed me this channel and I’m hooked ❤️
Girls: *picks berries*
Woman: “I call this one the middle-aged Boogie”
@Qboid uuhm that's actually not correct, it's bronce age... and I know because I studied ancient dances
Menopause Macarena
I’ve never seen something so cursed as that picture.
Charlie had the greatest comment sections on the internet
Dude someone needs to put fucking eye of the tiger behind that
"What bothers me is the kids in the car doesn't have a driver license"
"But ma'am it's a toy car"
Soviet Union in Soviet Union toy cars drive you.
But it was real to me 😢
Well, do they have a toy driver's licence? Check. Mate.
6
That one felt like she was trying to make a joke
I feel bad for the women who are named Karen that aren’t actually Karen’s.
@Peter Hryhorenko now that's just biased my friend. There is a difference between a normal person named Karen and a Karen.
@@yukandouit537 I wouldn't be surprised if an ancient "Karen" forced all women to be a male's personal object that they own, whether they're a "Karen" or a nice woman.
Giwuranar exactly.
Peter Hryhorenko No- my consular is named Karen but she has helped me a lot
Yeah, I've got a feeling that the name "Karen" will probably fall out of use in the near future. Sort of like the name "Dick", the meaning just changes
All Karen #1 had to say was something like, "Pro tip: If you leave the branch, you can enjoy the berries next year, too," framing it as teaching a pair of youngsters something v.s. turning it into this huge confrontation.
People shoudn't be so stupid that they need to be told that they shouldn't take the branch.
There are in fact multiple species of Karen's including "store Karen's" "woods Karen's" "parking lot Karen's" and there are many more. *I study these rare creatures for class*
I am here to tell ya buddy unfortunately they’re not rare anymore
@@smolgoblinkokichidjcdgnv4010 oh snap.. a hybrid karen appeared.
Magnitude official nowadays the chances of being attacked by these creatures while walking in the streets peacefully are unfortunately incredibly high
Don't forget bar Karen's, yelling Karen's, horrible Karen's, bitch Karen's, rude Karen's, park Karen's, Satan Karen's there's over 9000! :D
There are also skate park Karens as well.
An American in Canada telling Canadians to "go back where they came from"
Ironic.
THATS DIFFERENT, I CAME HERE TO GET AWAY FROM ORANGE MAN
I was like this lady is very rude for a Canadian
Turns out she’s Murican’
this happened is in the part where I'm living🤦♀️
That's not irony. Irony is the reverse of what you'd 'expect'
I've seen Canadians in Canada telling other Canadians to go back to where they came from. Now that's next level broken logic
Imagine looking at kid selling lemonnade and thinking "he doesn't have a permit"
Daniel Morris those people are worse than karens. They are pure assholes. They are miserable as hell and the only way they can get a tiny bit of happiness is to make children cry and ruin their fun.
Basically my mom, and I think I have tinnitus
Nvm it was the oven
They don’t need a permit in certain situations, if the kid was in a public park selling it then they would need a permit but not when they are on their own land, and even if they were in the public park nobody would care.
@@angelnina5520 LMAO
Oh gawd. another one. Charlie, i don't know how your mind works but the colourful, descriptive commentary is you, you, you. nothing scripted. very observant and intelligent, expressive, cutting without shouting or ranting. I enjoy your channel. Subscribed! 😁😁🤣🤣😂😂
So if two Karen’s meet and start yelling at each other will it rip a hole in the space time continuum? I need answers.
i see that shit every day at my job
Absolutely
No, they slowly meld together and form the most disgusting of creatures, the mega-karen.
It would create a third, alternate Karen made of antimatter
No, that's no even possible from 2 people just meeting. Idiot.
I can’t tell if the blueberry guardian is 10 or 70 years old.
Body:70
Spirit:10
Intelligence:unlimited
Both
It boggles my mind that an American woman ...in CANADA told two Canadians that they couldn’t eat the blueberries off a bush in a CANADIAN park. I usually don’t say stuff like this, but could she maybe just go home? I never want to encounter her in my country.
Age 70
Mentally 10
Why did I see this as a Destiny comment?
"Go back to your country"
"I was born here, were you?"
"..."
"Two can play at that game, Karen."
when they said ''you go back you fucking colonizer'' I instantly thought ''their ancestors smile upon them karen, can you say the same?''
He probably didn’t look like he was born here tho
@@user-zn7he5rm5t "You Karen bastard!"
Joris V So, what does being born somewhere make you look like?
Surprised she didn’t just lie to win the argument.
Love the classic courage king reference!
*_"RETURN THE SLAAAAB!"_*
an old favorite of mine! Classic! 😆👌🏻
"That kid doesn't have a driver's license!" 🤣👍🏻
The First Lady was the berry guardian. She’s like the Lorax, if you break a branch from a berry bush she senses it and appears from the stem where the branch was removed
She speaks for the berries
She's the dancing racist lorax
She's the double jointed white privilage lorax
Honestly being a girl who eats wild berries in the forest is one of the most white girl things ive ever seen, but they have all the rights to do it so karen needs to chill
@@sandshark2 Ripping an entire branch off of a bush is kind of stupid though.
I like how every Karen is also a racist. I feel like there's a reliable checklist of things you can tick off when observing a Karen, and they will all tick every box.
There's gotta be bingo cards around here somewhere
Anger, fear, and jealousy are their favorite feelings to feel.
You like that they're racist?
Varmth bruH
@@Varmth Sure its super entertaining 😅
Karen: *goes to canada
Canadian: *argues with karen
Karen: gO bAcK tO yOuR cOuNtRy
zazzle777i she’s the racist Karen
why is this so true?!?
Pretty sure Karen was born there
nah
@@user-tn9sb5ci3f nah
Blueberry-karen had a million ways to approach the girls for her concern and she literally chose the worst one.
A reverse Doctor strange looking for the worst timeline
It’s weird to approach people about picking berries. At least introverts don’t do stuff like this
@@Dolphinboithe problem was that they took a massive branch off, damaging the plant, and could ruin the plant. Basically she could’ve just asked them to pick off the berries instead of the branch so other people can enjoy the berries too. As an introvert, I probably would’ve made a tiny comment and went with my day
"We have a right not to wear a mask!" Technically yes, but any business also has the right not to serve you for any reason.
Truuuuuuu
Most states and businesses are now making masks mandatory, so it’s not a matter of “rights” anymore, it is now law, and they’re breaking it
People have to rememeber businesses are privite property that belong only to the business. It can remove you from its premises forever, they can force you to only wear jeans, as long as it isnt illegal they can enforce it.
Arby's finally lets me turn away people who have no masks, but we still let them go through drivethrough and one of those plague carrying fucks got me sick.
@@brianjohnson1509 🙏😔
Random kid: eats blueberry
Karen: waving inflatable tube man jutsu!
At the same time, it makes no sense to break off a branch if you just want the berries. If she didn’t start with racism and the break dancing, she’d have been 100% right
@@aaronlandry3934 whats wrong with eating bush
Anti-sexy jutsu
@@aaronlandry3934 Ah shut up man, they didn't uproot the bush and walk around with it, they took a branch off a bush in a forest, anyone who would get upset about that kind of thing or agree with someone getting upset over that kind of thing needs to get their head checked.
It's not own by anybody so
"Its free real estate."
This guy can talk for an eternity and not repeat himself like once honestly his range of vocabulary is impressive
Edit : Obviously he repeats common words like "and" or "fucking" but in General he doesn't repeat himself every like minute
Yea I know it's crazy I have whatched about 100 of this guys videos and is so funny and so random and that's why I subscribed xd
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Actually Moist does have an extensive vocabulary but it's often seen that he repeats similar phrases in most videos. It's usually "pinnacle/epitome", "sodden panties", "homunculi" and many others.
Well, his usage of those phrases are still very funny though
You said this 5 times I was just binge watching some old videos get a new comment you bum
@@MakeAmericaGLOHardAgain Why would I comment that five times , I can tell you the comment isn't original but It's definitely the truth about his vocabulary
I appreciate that convenient store clerk, who was barely wearing his mask, telling the Karen to put on a mask.
Lol they don't like that do they?
“Karens are like Sasquatches but without the blur and a lot less cool”
- spoken from the true mastermind himself
Charlie is the real life version of John Marston.
Papa Acachalla
Or joozus
I mean, I don't see the lie
Still a better love story then twilight.
@@AltairStarlight not really you should check out scp 1000
Charlie should title this Karen series the “Karen Chronicles”
Or the Krazy Karen Kronicles.
*Khronicles
Karenicles
AXioS TraLLö the k.k.k.
Wait a minute.....
Chronikarens
Karen: Berry lives matter
Also Karen: *Dances like she is trying to sell the girls BBQ and foot massage *
🎵🎵Karen's bbq and foot massage🎵🎵
Only 10.00$ and if you dont like our service, WE WILL CALL YOUR MANEGER!!!!!!!
I want the manager to your bqq covered foot message cause he smort
*Karen's barbeque and foot massage*
Jones Barbecue and Foot Massage
The toneless drama that Charlie puts into these vids makes them 1000% funnier.
how is "mind your own buisness" the rudest thing she has said to her lmao.
It is the equivalent of calling someone n word for Karen’s
Wait you mean necromancer
you necromancer!!
She must hate herself
People: Taking blueberries
Karen: it's time to show my secret dance of death
OK but who tf takes the branch and doesn’t just pick the berries? Everyone here just picks the berries a handful at a time and eats them while hiking, because it won’t damage the bush
It was a banishment spell
Take this special ability
Looks like a kids in fortnite
People: takes blueberries
Karen: oh so you have chosen...
DANCE
"ARE YOU INVOLVED IN THIS SITUATION?!?!"
"yes"
"NO YOU'RE NOT!"
well that logic cant be argued with
"Understandable, have a nice day"
my mom be like "shut up when you're talking with me"
Actually can be argued over, makes no sense at all
I'm Joking r/wooosh
impressive, only an hour since this comment and you have 530 likes, I predict this comment will do very well
The Karen is clearly crazy, but why the hell are they cutting off a branch? Like damn, just pick some, don't ruin it for everyone else.
Why the hell are you getting mad at people cutting off a branch
Girl:"Why don't you just mind your own business"
Karen: "You know what, that's the rudest thing someone has ever said to me"
LOL I don't doubt that
That karen is definetely toddler minded.
“How dare you argue back at me after I get personally involved in a situation that is not mine to control and that I have no training in? I’ll have you know I am a blueberry pruning expert! I am THE CREATOR of blueballedandberried dot com!!”
@Cyrese Parrish It was incorrectly quoted. She said "That's the rudest thing that *you* have said to me."
That's the problem
After working at a liquor store for 3 years, I can confirm that the worst interactions came from people purchasing Miller lite...
I hope we get to see two Karens fighting each other for dominance during one of these clips someday, I imagine it'd be like the scene from Jurassic Park 3 with the T-Rex and Spinosaurus but with more screeching and biting
if two karens fought each other the entire universe would combust
I wish it was the Spinosaurus but instead we got a piss weak albino Indominus rex
LLMMAO!!!! This had me laughing so hard I was in tears!! Thanks for the laughs! I needed it. It's been a very long week so far.
And spitting
ain"t like this never even happened, if you take some time to search it up, you'll find a lot of those actually ...
Shit happens a lot at Wallmart as well
Possibly the best description of Miller Lite I have ever heard
My mom said “wearing a mask isn’t natural”
I said “is clothing natural in the first place?”
She yelled at me.
help
3Orion3 thank you for replying as calmly as you did,
While I personally don’t find importance in this topic and only posted because I thought it was funny, I’m glad you took the time to explain it respectfully.
My mom yells at me and calls me a sheep whenever I start joking around like that so your reply makes me much happier.
3Orion3 how could actual researchers and pandemic experts be so blind, this was the truth all along! the mask has no benefits, since clearly blocking up any possible escape paths for the saliva particles by which the virus travels is completely irrelevant and viruses, by your absolute expertise, are 5-dimensional super-beings capable of telepathically infecting those around the host
Jack The Dog and orion’s full of shit btw, as long as you listen to the people who have spent entire careers on researching the spread of global pandemics and just put a small cloth on your face, I think it would be 10x better for your overall health to be alive rather than take a risk to try to be “right”. I completely understand though, defying the person that raised you for an entire lifetime can be difficult when it comes to differing beliefs. For your safety, internet stranger, wear a mask anyways, to set an example. Literally google how covid-19 spreads and you’ll understand how seriously important masks are, not to save you but to save others around you.
Well the blue masks made of the paper towel like fabric, aernt good, they are made in dirty sweatshops, if ur gonna wear a mask at least wear the cloth ones
3Orion3 most of the virus is blocked from a mask, because obviously, something is covering your mouth, if 2 people wear a mask, less goes out their mouth and nose and that means even less ends up on the mask from the other end. And many masks are disposable, so you can just put it in the bin, cloth ones are better than the surgery ones, but they will protect you, like how a coat protects you from the rain, you still may get wet (some of the virus may get through) but it protects you and other people, if they wear a coat. if 2 people wear a mask, the chances drastically go down for getting the virus because both of you are protecting each other. Without wearing a mask, you are putting yourself at risk and other people by breathing on stuff and sneezing/coughing without covering your mouth.
Karen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT SERVE ME BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A MASK
Nudists: first time?
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Made my day
I don't get it what's the joke
@@likehowdudehelp theres a "No clothes No servive" policy or something
@@crabby4911 OHHH yeah I get it now
kinda weird how all karens have "be racist" as their super art finisher
Rainier Emanuel and then as a defense mechanism they activate their “I’m not a racist though” shield
Karen's finisher: *INSULTS SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY'RE EITHER ASIAN, BRAZILIAN, OR MEXICAN*
Cum Stain funny how you didn't mention the race karens hate the most? Weird
@@OuissamB7 Karens usually think hating black is racist but hating other races isn't.
PePaPu Zzc What are you talking about? I've seen so many Karen videos where they call the cops on black people for no reason
First Karen definitely confronted two future Karens lol
"Go back to where you came from" I seriously don't understand why so many people say this...
Where did humanity come from? Where are we going? What are we going to do when we get there? Such insightful questions from such hatred.
It's a compelling argument, I usually want to go back to my house when I'm outside too.
Cuz people are stupid
@@ViewingChaos This sounds like something Kefka would say.
hannah Current humans originated from Africa 😳
Every body gangta until Charlie calls some one a Troglodyte
Trigon *
“Give a f*** if he like it but he gon respect the crippin” 😤😤😤😤
playing dwarf fortress, that shit's quite funny lol
gangta
Gangta
I love how Charlie speaks in complete sentences, and I really admire his vocabulary.
yeah every captioned word is perfect
Very, bulbous and... bulging vocabulary.
@@d1zedd227 holy shit, you’re right. I turned on captions and literally almost every word was perfect.. Thats satisfying!
I love the "you don't have a right to talk to me" as the classic response from Karens and such is "I have a right to [insert whatever they want to do]"
Everyone’s talking about her dance moves, but no one has pointed out how she looks like that vegan teacher.
I thought she was!
You mean she isn't?
Trueeee
Same breed of Karen
This was in Canada...
Actually, spitting on someone during a pandemic could in some cases be considered bio-terrorism, as it is likely spreading a highly contagious disease, so Karen might end up with a 25 year sentence if the lawyer is good and charges are pressed.
Wait really? I mean that would be ideal.
Not really...but if it would be the case then it'll be really funny
*Phoenix Wright has entered the chat*
That would only apply if Karen had something highly contagious and deadly.
Maybe if she knew she had coronavirus but still a stretch.
“Did I invite you into this conversation “ well I mean you did just talk to me so I assume so.
Use GER on the Karen end boss mate!!!
Bruh why the fuck did you steel my arrow, not cool man
how does mistas butt feel?
Oh no the funnies are in the replies
Even your father can't "stand" their stupidity
YOO IS THAT DR. PHIL AT THE BACK!! 8:05
t a k e h e r t o t h e r a n c h
White gaming
A very wise Jedi once said “Your ability to speak doesn’t make you intelligent.”
Another Jedi also said “ messa jar jar binks “
@@matthewhill6066 that was a sith lord
@BlandSeahorse Master Sussus
@@stinkymonke3622 I forgot that theory that jar jar is a Sith Lord 😂 but wasn't that the original plan he would be the one reveled pulling the strings but everyone hated him so much it got changed
Who had the ability to speak?
The “mask Karen” is right, you have the right to not wear a mask....and they have a right to refuse you service.
Exactly
Had me in the first half not gonna lie
@@outv3rse LOL ME
@Al'Hassir Akh'Dugani I understand this argument but whats the limit? If they required a butt plug to enter would you do it? lol
As long as y’all agree that bakers don’t have to bake wedding cakes for events they deem dangerous to themselves or their ideology does this even make sense.
I wanna see Charlie getting yelled at by a Karen, then defeating her with facts and smart insults
wait! that's illegal-
So murder
Charlie Shapiro
no he cant do that bc he doesnt have the rights
Jizz Boss Unfortunately, karens can’t be defeated... They are soo goddamn arrogant and self righteous. They think they are still right even when presented with the most logical, scientific fact.
The rattling when the first Karen started flailing has to be one of the most disturbing sounds ive ever heard. She sounds like minecraft skeleton sfx
“Go back to where you came from”
Person: is where they came from
She only said that because the two girls had a darker skin color then the karen
Yeah and then she *herself* wasn’t even from there. Logic: 9000
Oh shit I am on android and when I accidentally tap on reply or comment I have to
@@Sfaegbe f
The retort with "you coloniser" was actually more idiotic though
Native American:*Speaks their language*
Karen:”GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY”
Native American:**visible confusion**
@@Raccon_Detective. don't forget to attain heaven before pucci
@@hypergodofchairs31 uh....oof
Your profile picture perfectly compliments you comment.
@@operationd--msday hmmmm?
@@hypergodofchairs31 that didn't work out so well for him
so if you went to the two girls and said in a nice manner: "would you pls pick the berries from the branch if you pick them, imagine if everyone took a little piece of the bush there would be nothing left"
i think they just would have said "sure we didnt think about that"
right thou but to Karen matting grounds
I don't know of any natural resources that have been damaged by hand harvesting methods. Its seems that only when we start smashing everything with machines that nature can't keep up.
Jstain plant can’t grow back if it’s gone, that’s his point. if everyone takes a piece of the bush then the bush’ll be gone
@Jstain It might not grow back, it all depends how it was broken off.....
Yes in life its how you approach people is key to interacting with humans.
Girls: *eat berries*
Karen: *cha cha real smooth*
“ You’re not the boss of me” - haven’t heard that line since my son was about 8! The level of maturity is stunning 😂 The collective noun for a group of Karen’s? A privilege of Karens, or perhaps a harassment!
Its an entire generation that has to be slowly purged from existence
@@FargonNemeloc hopefully soon, but I doubt it
@@TheHumptyDumper 30/late 40yo women are gonna be here for a while sadly
What if we cut off the wine supply and let them all go insane
Lmao I didn’t know moms watch Charlie that’s funny asf
I love the sign that I saw at a Hilo Little Cesars’, said :
“WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE WHO IS HOSTILE, AGGRESSIVE, VERBALLY ABUSIVE, OBNOXIOUS OR DRUNK.”
People need to always remember that!
man i hate that term verbally abusive. It makes sense but some people stretch that shit out so much that you saying the fuck word would warrant the verbally abusive badge.
holdup. like hilo hawaii? i live there
And this is at a Little Caesar's 😂
So the cashier can say no to serving you cuz he thinks your annoying?
Nice
@@CP-MP-007 I Mena, people in the Fast food business have to deal with tons of annoying people. So why not
The worst Karens always claim to be "in a hurry" yet have the time to spend 40 mins yelling at/arguing with you.
All goes down to everything is about me. I just say shit up to complete assholes like her and ignore them completely. Until they need to be told they will die alone.
Moist’s humor is unmatched, the way he just keeps going on about random things and ENTIRELY pulls it off, is absolutely hilarious, for instance: at the start of the vid when he talks about the blueberry guardian bro 😂 moist is one of the the funniest men alive
"Unlicensed kids in a cybertruck" sounds like a fun DLC for a racing game
New quirk in GTA
The sequel to the cybercar mission from Watchdogs 2
Cybertruck 2077
i love how charlie can prove his point while sounding chill and mad at the same time
His angry voice reminds me of the “I’m not mad I’m disappointed” voice parents have
That's really amazing.
a total legend
ong
You know Charlie's pissed when he calls someone a troglodyte.
My man whipped out homunculus and hoobla
Lol
i love the way charlie treats karens like a different species. i wouldn't want to associate my species with one of those.....things, either.