Train Mechanic Simulator 2017: Quite possibly the worst train game ever made

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @jsjinc.8949
    @jsjinc.8949 Год назад +67

    1:53 stream starts
    1:38:57 hyce sniff story 1
    3:15:30 hyce sniff story 2
    Great video? great times were had by all

  • @TarisSinclair
    @TarisSinclair Год назад +138

    As a native born Czech, I would like to profoundly apologize for this atrocity. Vast majority of Czech people are bona fide OCD, and being less than perfectly faithful to "the real thing" would be unimaginable for them. Apparently this game studio, somehow, managed to do everything wrong. So sorry.

    • @Hyce777
      @Hyce777  Год назад +44

      Oh I know it's nothing to do with the country or it's people...

    • @TarisSinclair
      @TarisSinclair Год назад +20

      @@Hyce777 Yeah, I know that you know. ;) On the bright side I had some great laughs. Repairing a fuse, diesel carriage on an electric choo choo, engine that fell into strange vibrations (my brain started playing the hook of Beach Boys' "Good Vibrations" at that point) and of course The Biggliest Powah Box!!

    • @jimmypaterson7650
      @jimmypaterson7650 Год назад +7

      You just made me want to buy Czech parts for my car.

    • @Lazarus7000
      @Lazarus7000 Год назад +7

      As a student of Military History, I know of the prowess and reputation of Czech arms and am as such very surprised to learn that it is Czech! Perhaps the developers were indulging in the very good beer that also originates in Czechia...

    • @Taka_Yamato
      @Taka_Yamato Год назад

      No wonder it was suffering from vibrations. It's got the wrong damn trucks

  • @BrooksMoses
    @BrooksMoses Год назад +40

    Hyce: Removes the "piston tanks" from the sides of the engine.
    Hyce later: "This is just wrong! You can't just remove the cylinder chest from an engine!"
    Actually, Hyce, you didn't remove the cylinder chest. It never had one. There was nothing in the middle between those cylinders to remove.

  • @trevorhaddox6884
    @trevorhaddox6884 Год назад +13

    Baseball Simulator: with features such as "no.1, no.2, no.3, and Start squares", "throw guy on the throwing lump", "swing guy", "3 misses makes a turn over", "grabber with a grabbing glove", "stray balls" and more!

  • @LordPenguinYourLeige
    @LordPenguinYourLeige Год назад +26

    At least they made an attempt. I recently played Ship Graveyard Simulator and, as a former shipfitter, i was appalled. It was like someone saw images of a ship but didn't know what the parts did.

    • @CadenKarow
      @CadenKarow Месяц назад

      That game is break and steal shit 2024

  • @JonatanGronoset
    @JonatanGronoset Год назад +29

    I had to hit the sack so didn't see the end of the stream, but I'm glad I encouraged Hyce to play this masterpiece of cringe again for all to enjoy.
    If we ever meet I'll buy you the biggest bottle of whiskey for your troubles (they'll be many bottles by the time that happens).

    • @Hyce777
      @Hyce777  Год назад +12

      You're a gentleman and a scholar, mate. :)

  • @robertbalazslorincz8218
    @robertbalazslorincz8218 Год назад +56

    interesting
    Turns out:
    Train Mechanic Sim 2017 is what happens when you don't consult either Hyce or the blokes who manufacture the diesels.

  • @Railman1225
    @Railman1225 Год назад +9

    This video was just all sorts of pain, *_again._* Yes, I played Train Mechanic Simulator 2017. I had no idea what I was getting into when I did. I knew stuff with the diesels and electrics was kinda bad, but I mainly disregarded it. Then came the steamers... *_oh boy, the steam locomotives._* That was when I "rage" quit. I just couldn't do it anymore. You see so much love put into other mechanic games like CMS18 and 21, and then one comes across this garbage bad enough to make any railfan and railroad employee cry!! They do have a sequel planned, and I'm not holding onto too much hope, but I'm just praying for them to have learned their mistakes.

  • @Physigist
    @Physigist Год назад +11

    Alternate Title: Hyce dies inside and outside for 4 hours and 20 mins

  • @briancox2721
    @briancox2721 Год назад +4

    2:51:02 i own a truck with one of those motors. I don't own an impact wrench. Six of the eight broke. It was a 14 hour job to replace the eight plugs with the special tool set.

  • @trevorhaddox6884
    @trevorhaddox6884 Год назад +7

    1:09:16 that's gonna end up as a DV mod train horn

  • @True_NOON
    @True_NOON Год назад +4

    Its, and this is not an insult, like an AI was asked to do "Big american diesel locomotive"

  • @BP_211yt
    @BP_211yt Год назад +4

    I love the GEMD SD44C4!

  • @TetanicRain
    @TetanicRain Год назад +8

    Hyce appears at 1:52
    I hope I am useful

  • @jerrysgardentractorsengine2243
    @jerrysgardentractorsengine2243 11 месяцев назад +1

    Hyce: *talks about calling AAA*
    Me: *immediately gets a AAA ad*

  • @cerseonbrassmann5222
    @cerseonbrassmann5222 Год назад +2

    I once worked on the brakes of a mercedes truck. they got springloads on the rear axle and for the brackets to get off you need to safelock them by compressing them. i did that at the very beginning.
    as i unscrewed at once that fat springbox just flew through the pit, missing me by what felt like mm. turns out the offbrand spring boxes it had were locking counter clockwise and they never drove with a functioning right rear brake. i thereby spring-loaded the system and made myself a 20kilo canon ball, breaking a big chunk out of the wall behind me.

  • @AusFirewing
    @AusFirewing Год назад +1

    "I just realized; baseball made by people who don't understand baseball is a thing, it's called cricket."
    Them's fighting words.

  • @mtfgamma6257
    @mtfgamma6257 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hyce rants are the best rants. also your laughter is contagious.

  • @stevenbryant3055
    @stevenbryant3055 Год назад +3

    Someone needs to make a mod that corrects this mess of a game then send it to Hyce so he can get some relief from the mess he’s had to play through twice

  • @peregrina7701
    @peregrina7701 Год назад +2

    I don't work on any railroad stuff and haven't seen a steam choo choo for over thirty years - all I know I learned from Hyce - it was a large mistake to watch the vod sober. I'm going for my whiskey bottle. _imitates Hyce cockatoo noises_

    • @christophergamedev
      @christophergamedev Год назад +1

      It's a general rule of thumb - you should be no less drunk playing the game than developer was making it ;)

  • @chrissheroes6687
    @chrissheroes6687 Год назад +5

    2:28:15 491 Yeets Stay Bolt Cap at Hyce Story

  • @GretchenDawntreader
    @GretchenDawntreader Год назад +10

    Hyce: "it's so bad, so for the next 4 hours, I'm bringing this bad game to you" :) And I can relate, sometimes bad enough is really good! MST3K comes to mind.

    • @GretchenDawntreader
      @GretchenDawntreader Год назад +1

      I have to feel most of the source of Hyce's outrage is the inaccuracy of the parts and such. Most casual users wouldn't notice and just think "I'm replacing parts on a train, what fun!" and have a good time. The fact the parts are misnamed would not affect the enjoyment. It may be inauthentic but so is battling a dragon or running around with a squad of skeletons.

    • @jimskywaker4345
      @jimskywaker4345 Год назад

      @@GretchenDawntreader no person worth their salt would see the steam train leave and not have their mind broken

  • @jacobpfeifertrains1998
    @jacobpfeifertrains1998 Год назад +1

    Im pretty sure that train horn is also used on the Canadian National locomotives on their 1 CN route. GP9R

  • @QuorkQTar
    @QuorkQTar Год назад +4

    Concerning story No. 1: Don't you have/use/know/like what we call "auxilliary bogies" over here? Basically it's a steel frame with very small wheels, so it has a very low height. You crank the axle which can't or mustn't be used up by what I'll guess are maybe 15, 20 centimetres, put that bogie under it and let the axle down again, fixing it to the auxilliary bogie. This way you get the vehicle in question going in virtually no time at all. It's limited to 40 km/h, but that's perfectly good enough to get it moved to the next shop. Sounds easier and safer than greasing the rail or changing the axle in the middle of nowhere, if you ask me 🤔 If that system is unknown on your side of the pond the query "Hilfsdrehgestell" here on RUclips delivers some nice examples.

    • @Hyce777
      @Hyce777  Год назад +3

      Doesn't work as well when you're talking about the weight of a modern American diesel loco, and with how far they need to shove sometimes.

    • @QuorkQTar
      @QuorkQTar Год назад +3

      @@Hyce777 Hm, yes I guess you'd rarely need to transport an engine for more than, let's say, some 500-600 km to get it to an adequate shop around here. That's probably often more in the US. That might be the biggest problem with that solution, I'd guess - the axle load should be something one could work around with a somewhat stronger construction. From what I know (correct me, if I'm wrong) the maximum axle load of American locos is somewhere around 32 metric tons? That'd be around 50% more than what's common here; most European railways are somewhere in the D range (86% of the German network is in D4, for example) which allows for 22.5 metric tons per axle, with most engines being somewhere around 21t per axle, so they can use some lighter tracks, too.

  • @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band
    @That_One_Guy_In_A_Band Год назад +2

    Fun fact, that diesel horn that you hate so much is very much a real horn. It's Canadian National FP9A 6520's... Uhh... K3H I believe? So yes, it is an actual horn on a real locomotive. Well, that is, if Canada is indeed real...

  • @jamesoke7414
    @jamesoke7414 Год назад +3

    pretty sure they mix-mashed this stuff to avoid paying licensing to EMD, GE, ETC.. oh, and btw @hyce you know there is a 2023 version coming soon... can't wait for the blow ups..

  • @GP30_Foamer
    @GP30_Foamer Год назад +10

    Had a fun time watching the stream. I wish I was old enough for an adult beverage. After this, I sure as hell needed one.

    • @samuels1123
      @samuels1123 Год назад

      Am watching after staying up into 5:45 AM, similar effect

  • @OfficialDenverRioGrandeWestern
    @OfficialDenverRioGrandeWestern Год назад +3

    Welp I wanted you not to enter our diesel locomotive shops

  • @guidogaming4863
    @guidogaming4863 Год назад +1

    Ive never heard Hyce cuss this much he is now the #1 best youtuber

  • @DieselFitter
    @DieselFitter Год назад +1

    Being a Diesel Tech this infuriates me severely.

  • @Sylux1234
    @Sylux1234 Год назад +4

    As a locomotive electrician, the part with the european locos did hurt on so many levels. And even with my limited knowledge of steamers and diesels, even those parts were... no words really. Thank you for suffering for all of us so we do not have to ^^'

  • @paytongauthier6452
    @paytongauthier6452 Год назад +2

    Hyce they currently making a sequel (train mechanic 2024) but apparently this time you’ll only be able to work on steam locomotives which is kind of a downgrade, but I think they’re trying to make it at least a bit more realistic and try fixing the problems with the first game, so I just hope it will be a major improvement when it comes out.

  • @notbob555
    @notbob555 Год назад +4

    Fun fact, the diesel train that runs through my city once a day has a horn that sounds almost exactly like that one. So it isn't entirely inaccurate.

  • @Nareimooncatt
    @Nareimooncatt Год назад +1

    +1 like for the Demented Cartoon Movie reference during the restroom break. The greatest 30 minutes of your life you'll ever want back.
    Ziggy boogy do!

  • @jacobpfeifertrains1998
    @jacobpfeifertrains1998 Год назад +1

    Farming Simulator has a godawful attempt at an sd40

  • @Idaho-Cowboy
    @Idaho-Cowboy Год назад +2

    F in chat for the valve gear!

  • @buckduane1991
    @buckduane1991 11 месяцев назад

    …the rods on both sides are in the same place… that’s worse than being 180 off instead of 90… 0 degree offset. Even I want whiskey now… oh, as I’m writing, Hyce finally noticed it too.

  • @Interceptor00X
    @Interceptor00X Год назад +4

    I got a power tool story. This happened to a coworker at my old job:
    Used to work at a metal show. Lots of welding and grinding, which also left a lot of metallic dust everywhere.
    Coworker a grinder that wasn't grounded. So as he kept working with it, that fine metallic dust kept building up on the inside. He noticed that it'd sometimes zap him a little whenever he'd start it but thought it was nothing serious.
    Well one day he grabbed the thing, turned it on, and it shocked him so bad that he dropped it... while it was still running. It landed on his inner thigh. About 2-3in higher and he'd have lopped off his dick.
    Luckily for him, me and a couple of coworkers are volunteer firefighters so we patched him up best we could while waiting for the ambulance.
    He ended up fine. I don't remember how many stitches he got, and he'll probably have a scar for the rest of his life, but he's fine now.

  • @TheEpicDragonCat
    @TheEpicDragonCat 10 месяцев назад

    Had no idea how inaccurate this game was when I played it first. At least it taught me what a pantograph was.

  • @ProtonTheProtogen
    @ProtonTheProtogen Год назад +1

    Since I'm not over 21 and live in the US I might grab a MTN Dew

  • @trainswithnickyt
    @trainswithnickyt Год назад

    Norfolk Southern be watching this at 48:00 and thinking, if only we had this technology when we keep binning trains

  • @bigsmartbiologist
    @bigsmartbiologist Год назад +1

    Slay queen Hyce for pulling through this

  • @angryrailfan5711
    @angryrailfan5711 Год назад +1

    Well 1676 had 94.5 cubic feet of poop in it. I didn’t need to do the math but here I am and I’m scared.

  • @TheOneTrueDragonKing
    @TheOneTrueDragonKing Год назад +3

    HYCE!!!! Gosh darn you Hyce!
    YOU DID IT AGAIN!
    Another highly entertaining video, the cause of lots and lots and LOTS of laughs. Please, for the love of all things comedy, keep it up you beautiful, super-funny guy!

  • @Railman1225
    @Railman1225 Год назад +2

    3:45:28 Hiro valve gear animation be like

  • @trainsandmorerandom
    @trainsandmorerandom Год назад +2

    3:38:01 it seems you have reset your hyce to default settings

  • @stagergamer4172
    @stagergamer4172 Год назад

    I accidentally discovered a key that would open a presumably beta test feature that when you hit it, would reset the game and soft lock you on the first level, its very annyoing because i was almost complete with the game

  • @J.R.in_WV
    @J.R.in_WV Год назад

    The non-offset rod journal in a V engine thing is more of a 2 stroke vs 4 stroke deal than automotive vs locomotive engine deal as far as I know. I say this because I do know for sure that the Detroit V 53, 71 and 92 2 stroke diesels (think baby EMD as far as the overall functional design) all use straight rod journals for each opposing pair of cylinders whereas a 4 stroke V block truck diesel like a 555 or 903 Cummins uses offset rod journals like you’d find in your average gas or diesel 4 stroke V8 in a car or pickup. HYCE is still correct in everything he says here, I was just bringing this up more as a point of conversation. I would assume a 4 stroke GE or ALCO diesel power plant in a V configuration would use offset journals as well but I can’t say for sure as I’ve never seen the insides of one.

  • @masterzedric
    @masterzedric Год назад +1

    Oh you wish Chat GPT built this. But alas, it was Czech GPT.

  • @thefaulnt3562
    @thefaulnt3562 Год назад

    51:28
    I have: some late night once a month cargo/industry train in northern San Diego County (BNSF if cargo I think)

  • @erumaaro6060
    @erumaaro6060 Год назад +1

    If I had to name a decent mechanic game, it would be "Wrench".

  • @BringMayFlowers
    @BringMayFlowers Год назад

    Compressed air is also used to operate the pantographs.

  • @Acela2163
    @Acela2163 Год назад +2

    This game is a crime against decency. Also, if you want to play another atrocious train game, I've heard Train Life is another pile of shit

  • @BurlingtonRailfan
    @BurlingtonRailfan Год назад

    POV: you work at the ES&D repair yard

  • @tobyradabaugh5033
    @tobyradabaugh5033 Год назад +1

    So every time you repair a loco in derail valley this is what happens the door and the control stand given the engineer a bj made me die

  • @i_like_trains7600
    @i_like_trains7600 Год назад +1

    aww, THIS IS PERFECT, The makers where so drunk they invented how to move shit through stuf 🤣😵‍💫

  • @pootispiker2866
    @pootispiker2866 9 месяцев назад

    Why are the cams golden? Was this train engine once part of pimp my ride?

  • @christophergamedev
    @christophergamedev Год назад +1

    I mean, I can understand that when you lock a programmer and a 3D artist in a room, tell them to make a train mechanic game then this comes out. But they at least have crossed a few streets in their life and have some idea how signal lights work.. in general... right? ... Right?
    ​ @Hyce777 I enjoy both your and KAN's content. And I'm a Zeepkister. But let that be no defence when revieving upcoming sequel to this game :) I may end up in team developing this sequel and if that happens, expect to hear from me.

  • @AlonzoTG
    @AlonzoTG Год назад +1

    I played all the way through that game because I had nothing else in 2017, you need to use the "inspection mode" more aggressively before disassembling stuff you don't really need to. All comments about the part names hold, I didn't know a lot of the stuff you mentioned and I also made extensive gripes to the steam discussions forum. =P

  • @trainsandmorerandom
    @trainsandmorerandom Год назад +1

    3:33:01 screaming entencfies

  • @Isaac1TS
    @Isaac1TS 5 месяцев назад

    The devs called the horn a siren 😅

  • @buckduane1991
    @buckduane1991 Год назад

    Is there a way to put Hyce’s music back in change in RO? I could swear Hyce said something about game files? Asking for a friend biding his time waiting for Century of Steam…

  • @syitiger9072
    @syitiger9072 Год назад

    Are they 2stroke? @hyce

  • @Elliottblancher
    @Elliottblancher Год назад

    Pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity

  • @rohlicek3884
    @rohlicek3884 8 месяцев назад

    this game is made by the polish, and to we never had any EMDs or any american locomotives in czech republic because you known the iron curtain

  • @Jonnyg325
    @Jonnyg325 10 месяцев назад

    So Hyce, was this game worse than cursed locos?

  • @pubbarian
    @pubbarian Год назад +1

    I had hopes for this based off of tank mechanic simulator being pretty okay, but this is bad.

  • @Darthalamus
    @Darthalamus 9 месяцев назад

    Ok... i have discovered something. This game is now available in vr.

    • @Hyce777
      @Hyce777  9 месяцев назад

      Oh Lord.

  • @killakanzgaming
    @killakanzgaming 11 месяцев назад

    Would you believe they're making a sequel for this?...

  • @rdreher7380
    @rdreher7380 9 месяцев назад

    I wish I understood the parts and workings of locomotives even 1% as much as you guys, but I at least know one thing: steam locomotives need tenders!!!!! I joke with my girlfriend whenever we're out and about and see silly train themed toys or ornaments etc. that have non tank engines without their tenders. I can't believe that a game that's F-ing supposed to be about trains can't even get that simple-ass thing correct. This is such a basic F-ing should-be-common-knowledge thing about locomotives. The only thing close to as stupid as lack of tenders that I've seen out there was a caboose right behind the locomotive.

  • @PullTab
    @PullTab Год назад

    Hyce, Are you still working for or volunteering for the Colorado train museum? I'm just wondering if you're using footage from back when you were volunteering, or if you're currently there. Thanks

    • @Railman1225
      @Railman1225 Год назад

      Currently there, and has been for a while. He actually move to Colorado in the same move!(because it makes sense not to live more than 50 miles/kilometers(I mean 50 in each) from your workplace)

  • @mikekuschka998
    @mikekuschka998 Год назад

    I work on cars. This hurt.

  • @jerrywalker7192
    @jerrywalker7192 Месяц назад

    3:32:59 the funny blue burb man scream.

  • @Lazarus7000
    @Lazarus7000 Год назад

    24:15 the true baseball made by people who don't understand baseball is Finnish Baseball. Look it up, seriously, it's hilarious. Edit. Of course someone pointed it out during the stream before I got there...

  • @erumaaro6060
    @erumaaro6060 Год назад

    Fire extinguishers are listed under engine parts... I can see why...

  • @Midwest_Gaming_Express
    @Midwest_Gaming_Express Год назад +1

    27:10 already on my 2nd beer

  • @JoeyPincombe
    @JoeyPincombe Год назад

    To guote a movie line from tommy boy. Nice distance 😂❤

  • @brucethebatcat5084
    @brucethebatcat5084 Год назад

    Hyce, I’m so sorry for you.

  • @kjell-christianbjerkeli6713
    @kjell-christianbjerkeli6713 Год назад +1

    18 fuckin times 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 22:43

  • @brenthinshaw8391
    @brenthinshaw8391 Год назад +1

    Man I missed catching the stream by like 10 minutes the hell lol

  • @JoshuaRicamonte-cr4oh
    @JoshuaRicamonte-cr4oh Год назад

    Who is more beautiful
    Is it a steam train
    Or a diesel train

  • @erikwilliam1254
    @erikwilliam1254 Год назад

    I don't understand why you would turn the [Master] volume down when there is a [Music] volume if that's what is too loud.

  • @djphuze
    @djphuze Год назад

    Each of us have a unit that we remember from trying to fix it. Mine was IC6201, RCL problems, entire days working on it. swaping cards, cards dont match, reprogramming, additional techs, finding broken wires, swapping CPUs, brake soilenoids, etc, etc, to this day, it is still not RCL capable.....never forget that F@C*ing engine

  • @mattalford3932
    @mattalford3932 Год назад

    I bought it for like 97 cents so I can't complain lol.

  • @erumaaro6060
    @erumaaro6060 Год назад

    oh, man... I know close to nothing a bout train diesels, but I'm shocked just how wrong those engines are. Using the same part names they used for the car mechanic sim games would have been an improvement.

  • @Railman1225
    @Railman1225 Год назад

    4:04:18 “Front blade”…they had to call it that. Couldn’t say pilot, or even the popular cowcatcher. It had to be “front blade”…okay, _was the entire development team high on crack?_

  • @trfarmer3869
    @trfarmer3869 10 месяцев назад

    This looks like a student did this game for a computer design course, didn't bother to do research.

  • @thepiratepilot1507
    @thepiratepilot1507 Год назад

    I unironically thought about buying this game a while back. Thank goodness I didn’t!

  • @brawl765
    @brawl765 Год назад

    i have worked on the truck work order in this game that i own i want to own the new one

  • @Ellaamericasbestdecapod
    @Ellaamericasbestdecapod Год назад

    BIN IT ES&D STYLE!

  • @colt3636
    @colt3636 Год назад

    Seems to be to the PlayWay publishing standard.

  • @Idaho-Cowboy
    @Idaho-Cowboy Год назад

    The worst train game that exists.

  • @KsRazor-kp6vt
    @KsRazor-kp6vt Год назад

    NO 18 FU'KIN TIMES! Gotta love billy

    • @KsRazor-kp6vt
      @KsRazor-kp6vt Год назад

      Latms it was Robin

    • @KsRazor-kp6vt
      @KsRazor-kp6vt Год назад

      Mind you they are awesome and in my mind no one else will do better

  • @deltacx1059
    @deltacx1059 Год назад

    I'm just going to let you know I had the same reaction to the car version of this game, it's so bad.

  • @greasergamingtv7684
    @greasergamingtv7684 Год назад

    WTF as a diesel mechanic this is awful to play. I assume that the devs just guessed the different parts names. I really hope that they didn't talk to a mechanic and was told this. All it would have taken was to look it up on Google.

    • @greasergamingtv7684
      @greasergamingtv7684 Год назад

      Sorry I had to say one more thing, I really hope this wasn't developed for educational purposes,because you will not be able to apply any of the mechanics anywhere in life.😂

  • @Jared_Smith_99
    @Jared_Smith_99 Год назад

    Unarticulated big boy

  • @pontushaggstrom6261
    @pontushaggstrom6261 9 месяцев назад

    7:40 Liscencing issues.

  • @kjell-christianbjerkeli6713
    @kjell-christianbjerkeli6713 Год назад

    Ho yea thats the piston yea that hole thing 😅 16:42

  • @McFly1955
    @McFly1955 Год назад +1

    Hello there,
    Dang it I thought this was a stream 😂

    • @Fandom_Junkie
      @Fandom_Junkie Год назад

      Well, you're not entirely wrong

    • @Fandom_Junkie
      @Fandom_Junkie Год назад +1

      Fuck I forgot one word and it completely changed the meaning of the sentence

  • @trainsandmorerandom
    @trainsandmorerandom Год назад

    3:35:10 hyce becomes birb