@@A.R.9a friend in emt class had a civilian Humvee she had someone pull out infront of her, she folded that truck, and all she had was scratched paint
We see the humvee as trash because they wont sell us them brand new off the factory floor like the constitution intended am i right fellas whos with me? I am for real.
And I've never seen car enthusiast actually paying attention to vehicle/mechanical field. Like seriously the engineering function of humvee exceeds ANY sports car in existence.
@ykpauHa404 if only you knew what happened to them in the past 20 years in Iraq and Afghanistan. . . .🫠🔥 Shit was rough to survive in a convoy out there.
This video is comedy gold. From the death stare he gives the camera to the "We don't have one" it's all amazing. The quick flash of the hands fiddling around the wheel absolutely kills me.
Watching you start the Humvee reminded me of my days in Vietnam on Swift Boats. We had twin diesel engines and two banks of batteries that serviced those engines. When one bank of batteries went dead or low on voltage, there, there was a parallel switch you could activate, so one bank of batteries could start the opposite engine.... and we could get under way.... God Bless the US Navy for that switch.... it enabled PCF-69 to embark on many missions. Mac and I finally replaced the port side batteries and PCF-69 was Good To Go. Mark Bell PCF-69
@@trevorirby5935cup holders were not issued as part of the uniform. Even if they were it be like the rain jackets the never get to be used because someone will always forget theirs
I saw it yesterday on Jack Broe's channel following the war. He does feel good videos at end, this was it. It's definitely gone viral. Full story on Jake's channel, originated on The War Zone.
@@literallydarheel3234Вьетнам, Афганистан, Ирак, Сирия. Мне продолжить перечисление всех конфликтов и стран, в которые США припёрлись сеять свою долбаную демократию? Единственная страна, чья экономика полностью зависит от войны и если войны не будет, то США тупо загнётся.
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Never underestimate the sense of humour possessed by a bored soldier.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂❤
😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂
that soft, “wait” and “we don’t have one” are fucking golden
Gotta let the old 6.5 run the glow plugs before you start it lol
Yeah that was so soo funnyyy😅
7u89i😅@@justinheavenblake680
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Doesnt anybody else see an issue with waiting for your Humvee to start in a warzone?
You sold me on the humvee
Edit after seeing likes: HOLY SHIT!!!
More reliable and the same price I'd get one
10/10
@@A.R.9 my guy just said Humvees are reliable 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@A.R.9a friend in emt class had a civilian Humvee she had someone pull out infront of her, she folded that truck, and all she had was scratched paint
@GhostlyShadow I wish I had an h1 alpha aka the civilian verson
Guy is phenomenal....keep on going man😂😂😂😂
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊mm
“Phenomenal” the ph gives it a F sound
you spell like a marine
Softly: ‘We dont have one’ 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😅😮😢❤Hmjjj
🤣🤣🤣🤣🎯🎯🎯🤣🤣🤣🤣
CLASSIC.
Would have been cool to show the turret mount or the radio or something like that
💯🐎💨🤌🏼❤️🔥🤠🚁
T’es trop belle
The “wait” got me on the floor
Na ..the .....'we dont have one' 😂
'we dont have one'
Wait killed me too lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah... xD
Same.
Imagine passing by and watching your colonel seducting a humvee
Hahahaahahha
Pretty sure that is a Sergeant First Class patch
SFC my guy
I would’ve been embarrassed for them and walked away
lol... there like I WANT ONE
This guy it’s genuinely funny as hell !!! 😂😂😂❤❤. Thank you sir for serving!!!
The sexiest Humvee ever advertised
😂😂😂😂😂😂
RPG7 : come here baby 😂
@@storyanaksekolah2eh waste of RPG's, they die from land mines and IED's instead, much cheaper.
"Behind every sexy Humvee, there is an even sexier man."
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
We see the humvee as trash because they wont sell us them brand new off the factory floor like the constitution intended am i right fellas whos with me? I am for real.
Humvee unironically had a sexier startup than the Bentley
U mean bahntley
I felt the same
@@shaolinmaster8583bro I KNOW YOU SAYTHAT BC OF THE WOMAN🤣
Isn't that a Rolls
@@TransformersCarFanno 😂 what rolls Royce has a Bentley logo on the wheel cap 💀
the "we dont have one" got me dying
Fr 😂
True😂
😂😂
But humvee has .50 cal on top so it's alright
Same 😂
“WAIT”😂😂😂😂😂
“WE DONT HAVE ONE” 😂😂😂 YOU KILL ME!!😂😂
Bentley : "I'm Rose Petal"
Humvee : "I'm Hard Metal"
flop
Goes like a 90s song😅
That "wait" had me 😂
Me too😂😂😂
SAME AHAHAAH
@@nyonyahapache5773
🤣🤣 Too Good
Lmfao 😂
FR!
The cleanest Humvee I have seen.
Fr
There will never be a true clear humvee
Word 😂
um akshualy it's called a HMMWV
Fr tho
Oh, to ride in the Humvee again....oh I miss those days....LMFAO.....😂😂😂
"we don't have one"
*cutely dying*
"Humvee...wait..." and "we don't have one".
Freakin priceless!!!!
I didn't know that Lewandowski is in the military.
what he should have done instead of saying "we don't have one" he should have pulled the charging handle on what ever mountd gun was on the humvee
"Wait, we don't have one", got ma a** rollin...💀💀💀
The way she says “Bangdila” instead of Bentley grinds my gears
"we don't have one" got me dead 💀
same lol
bro has a killer mustache
Ye, bro has a *killer* mustache
So killer you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea.
pretty much that@@AmyFlannigan27
Ya , that mustache once killed 6 million people.
@@Anonymous-hg7qq*850K
Bentley: ping
Humvee: THUNK
😂
Humvee win !!!
😂
Your Bentley may have tables on the seats, but the Humvee has this thing called a turret
Never seen someone sexually harass a Bentley before
I also never seen someone caressing military humvee b4. 😅😅
And I've never seen car enthusiast actually paying attention to vehicle/mechanical field.
Like seriously the engineering function of humvee exceeds ANY sports car in existence.
@@ramleehamdin1847gotta get to the motor pool more often. Grease apes just going to town on mufflers.
😂😂😂😂
@SonaNerikov yeah ok show me all the humvees in racing then
Jokes killin' me on "wait" and "we don't have one" 😂😂
lol me too 🤣
@ykpauHa404
Keep crying vatnik
This is sooo Army relatable!!!😂
@ykpauHa404 if only you knew what happened to them in the past 20 years in Iraq and Afghanistan. . . .🫠🔥
Shit was rough to survive in a convoy out there.
Commander: wtf are you doing there
Plot twist : he's the commander 😂
Soldier: Humvie!! Sir!!
"Private Fakface! Stop molesting that steering wheel and report for toilet duty!"
🤣🤣@@Aryan-nv9kd
@@zizzeldownsss2947he's a sergeant first class there is definitely 1st sergeant watching from a second story window like wtf
Мне нравится, как с русской девушкой соревнуется американский солдат 😁❤️
Ха-ха-ха я тоже
не могу перестать с него угорать. Он гениален))
Women: hear the bently purr
Soldier: hear that humvee roar
no need to be sexist that wasn’t the joke here 👍
He is not being sexist it's a joke
@@RVJRaynNinja1 okay sorry won’t happen again
you say roar but its more like a knock then a bang then a whole lotta rattling
@@ttdanimations1231bro shut up
He floored me at “we don’t have one…”😂😂😂
Isn't that a war crime?
yes it is@@Tomatosaladz
@@Tomatosaladzwhat's a war crime?
Lmao
Seductively says “we don’t have one”
lmao
"wait" hahaahha
🏆
@@minusdagreez8817😅
😅
that hawai’i coconut milk dude has a rival
Glad I'm not the only one who thought about this guy. He's hilarious!
COOEE-FEEE...PEARFECTT!
I honestly thought he was going to show up.
Yes ... I thought of him too..
Perfect👌
Not sure which one i like better... hawaii guy's Toyota or this dude's HMMWV
My chest hair grew 6 inches when you fired that hummer up!
I grew a bush by the end of this short🥲
@@rutvikrsIn your butt hole in particular?
“Bentlehh”
“We don’t have that” 😂😂😂
Fun fact:although bentley are luxury and very comfortable,humvee is more expensive (2x more expenssive than bentley)
Best short on the internet! "Wait" , "we don't have one", Water bottle in the windshield. Perfection!
Don't forget the Gatorade bottles with urine
That might be the most well maintained HMMV I've ever fucking seen.
This is definitely the guy the Internet needs right now.
sariroticamqurtentaraameraka🤬kaukenaqasubahberkayn🇮🇱
ko
@@dyanmare338 ?
Love the bassy sound when the Humvee motor is running. Sounds like a grizzly bear roaring. Bentley girl can go home.
I'm now in love with that Humvee. 😂
This guy deserve an Emmy award not an Oscar 😂
I don't even know the difference
😂😂😂😂
@@nogames-rc6fz me too 😁.
@@nogames-rc6fzoscars are for movies emmys are for tv shows
F that give him a peace Nobel prize
“Behhhhntley”
“Machine guhhhhn”
bro XD
SOLD!
Tah tah tah tah
This is what i was waiting for the whole time....or just something crazy
who is this cow?
Your videos are hilarious! Thank you for doing them.
His mustache makes this 100x better😂
🙋卍 german looking ah
Feels like Dr. Disrespect from Amazon without the shades.
POOOOOLEEEEECE DAT MOOOOSTACHE!!!!!!
100x Bentley
Dude the “we don’t have one” is killing me
Killing me? Humvee? Wait…
😂
can it invade a milittary strongold?
bentley:❌
*HUMVEE* :✅
Depends on how many supermodels each holds.
Can it harvest fields of grain?
John Deere Combine Harvester : ✅️
Humvee : ❌️
@@VandalAudi can it plow?
Mercedes Unimog : ✅️
John Deere Combine Harvester : ❌️
@@fulconandroadcone9488 Can it kidnap Children?
Random White Van: ✅
Mercedes Unimog: ❌
@@Air_v2Can it chase and arrest?
Police car:✅️
Random White Van:❌️
These never get old. Keep up the awesome work
This video is comedy gold. From the death stare he gives the camera to the "We don't have one" it's all amazing. The quick flash of the hands fiddling around the wheel absolutely kills me.
its not that deep broski
Goosebumps when you hear the engine of the Humvee start.
Because you never know if those batteries or glow plugs went bad lol
That silent blinker on the humve is the essence of luxury
Why, because it works? I agree then
But I like that little clicking sound.
Eu queria muito mais ter um Humvee do que um Bentley, imagina ir no mercado comprar suco de laranja num Humvee, seria top de mais 🤤
That humvee's going places the Bently's never even dreamed of.
Yeah it gets scrapped under military oversee instead of ending up in a chop shop.
Iraq
Taiwan…
Right on!
Bentley
That Humvee lookin' comfy ngl
bro
Brooo you don't know what u saying 😅
It lookin confee
You could not be futher from the the truth… spent a total of 9 months in one they are God awful
@@dawnsredemptiongaming5567 Hell I don't even need to spend 9 months in one, just going to work is far enough for me xD
Seeing the humvee with a blinker is hilarious to me. Imagine being in a warzone and you're signaling every turn as you're being shot at 😂
Это для езды в городских условиях
😂 the funny thing is that my dad has a humvee
Rfvkj❤❤❤😂❤
Football football@@АлександрГинин-п2х
@@АлександрГинин-п2х u fxck up the fun mate
Watching you start the Humvee reminded me of my days in Vietnam on Swift Boats. We had twin diesel engines and two banks of batteries that serviced those engines.
When one bank of batteries went dead or low on voltage, there, there was a parallel switch you could activate, so one bank of batteries could start the opposite engine.... and we could get under way.... God Bless the US Navy
for that switch.... it enabled PCF-69 to embark on many missions.
Mac and I finally replaced the port side batteries and PCF-69 was Good To Go.
Mark Bell PCF-69
The "Wait" is what got me. 😂😂
Gotta let those glow plugs do their thing. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
The water bottle 😂🤣😂
🎉
"Can It Go To Underwater"
❌ Bentley
✅ Humvee
Edit: 2k LIKES NO WAAYYY
Anything can go underwater. It's coming back up again that's the hard part.
اللهم اعّز الأسلام والمسلمين
@@1337penguinman the Humvee can climb, what about Bentley vehicles?
W profile picture
W MAN
This videos are hilarious 😂
That has to be the cleanest f****** Humvee I've ever seen in my entire life
Afuckingmen to that
Especially surprising belonging to a NG unit somewhere in Virginia.😂
It’s a “humveeee👄”
it looks like its on display or something
Fuck yea it is either way this video got me 😂
The whispered "we don't have one" with the slow pan was absolute gold
This right here is *the crown jewel* of the internet
No.
@@astroman0500 :(
@@OrangeMcDuck-gx6rq :)
@@astroman0500yet it is, get fked
No.
"We don't have one". I laughed so hard
The water bottle falling tho🤣🤣🤣
Beware of accident if it gets under the brake 😉
@@xrayban2nahh bro if that shit clicked the wrong button it would've gone kaboom💥💀
Y’all not have cup holders?
@@trevorirby5935cup holders were not issued as part of the uniform. Even if they were it be like the rain jackets the never get to be used because someone will always forget theirs
That's why Amazon sells magnetic cup holders.😂😂😂😂😂😂
I enjoyed this - Thank you. And THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
“We don’t have one” 😂
😂😂
The Humvee sounds much better
thank you for they services for the country
Хаммер реально круче будет, пробки все равно. Через поле, через лес можешь проехать
빌어먹을 최악의 연비를 감당한다면.
😂😂 bro had me on the water bottle flick 😂
Keep in mind, this is a man that went through rigorous training, all to seduct a humvee
😂😂
Humvee's worth it though.😂
i'm sold on this humvee. that guy really embodies the spirit
That " we dont have one " got me 😅
Yessir. we traded the storage box for the 50 cal machine gun.
Fuck yeaaa 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅
Nah, the moonroof is replaced by the 50cal gun mount, and the storage box has the ammos
Good trade.
Merica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@@loveuanta7273uh huh
This needs to blow upp....
Literally
I saw it yesterday on Jack Broe's channel following the war. He does feel good videos at end, this was it.
It's definitely gone viral.
Full story on Jake's channel, originated on The War Zone.
it blew up on Instagram too
Hey hey, Iraq ended in 2011
Enough blew up already
Hold on, let me set the mines
That's the best humvee salesman I have ever seen
Ya menarik sekali, sayangnya tidak semua orang dapat memiliki humvee 😅
@@yuliusbingan8496speak English not indo
If he's not careful the humvee will injure his hands 😂😂😂😂😂
She's the definition of daddy's money 💀
Edit:The tea is very hot in my comments
No she’s Russian. Only they say Benchley.
@@fp5940that doesn't mean she can't be spoilt 😂
@@Bingus_Lorecommunism can’t be spoiled
She is 100% capable to earn money with her own abilities
@@noahjanosko8985it’s Russia not the Soviet Union
The way he goes "wait" and "we dont have one" 😂😂
The laugh I didn't know I needed today. Well done sir.
The finger-waving is over the wheel got me lol😂😂
Humwee has machine gun m2 Browning on the roof.
Bentley game-over😂
the "wait" at the glow plugs really got me for some reason
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 EPIC COMEDY!! HE BROKE THE SEQUENCE OUT OF HUMVEE INCONVENIENCE BUT NOT THE CHARACTER! 😂😂😂
"ma'am could you stop harassing the car?"
h u m v e e
Best recruitment ad ever
Yep, signing up today
Ah yes. A short making fun of asmr videos is exactly what I needed to convince me to get shot.
@@therealpansesound like a skill issue
@@justinkim7756 is it? How much skill do you need to win the lottery of war?
@@therealpanse lmao dude nobody cares about ur anti war stance lmfao
A real collaboration between these two would be epic…
Top Tier parody. I'd write you an achievement medal for this....
Maybe even kick that up to an Arcom👍
Cleanest most non-broken HMMWV I’ve ever seen in my life
Floor model.
*HMMWV*
That "wait" got me rollin 😂
You're hallucinating, that's a war car😅
Bro that Bentley clip has won the troll of the year award 😂
Get this man a gold medal 🏅 😂
FINALLY, SOMETHING ATLEAST A BIT MORE ORIGINAL THAN AN OSCAR
More like "get this man medal of honor"
Brooo I was watching so many RUclips shorts, but this is the only one that gave me a belly laugh 😂
This guy's humor is my reason for living 😭
That Humvee sounded unreal
Bentley exports luxury
Humvee exports DEMOCRACY 🦅🦅🦅
Yes and when Trump gets into office he is trading all the Humvee's for Bently's . Just because he is a Dictator .
Нефть он экспортирует, причем в США, а не демократию экспортирует. Некоторым странам ваша демократия нафиг не вперлась, но вам ведь пофигу на это
Дерьма-кратия
And would you just look at what all of those countries look like now. Worse. Lol.
@@literallydarheel3234Вьетнам, Афганистан, Ирак, Сирия. Мне продолжить перечисление всех конфликтов и стран, в которые США припёрлись сеять свою долбаную демократию? Единственная страна, чья экономика полностью зависит от войны и если войны не будет, то США тупо загнётся.
Silently whispers "we don't have one....."
bentlier
@@FartInYourFace234 love ur name dude😂
this handsome man knows how to sell anything
He sells Sand to the other soldiers with them skills!
Père oyo faut bokangisa ye azo ya Na milimo ya ba 2× 2× Na ki kodo 😂😂😂
I lowkey have always wanted a retired military humvee
Does it have to be retired? What if the old tires were still good?
Well I do NOT want the ones we had, I was the vehicle and safety NCO, lets just say they had a storied history.
@@SweatyFatGuyoh yes they do my dad bought one from the war with Iraq and it head hella issues after nearly being blown up 😂😂😂
Me too
Yeah you wouldnt like it. It probably gonna be staying in your lawn rotting away lmao
The “wait” got my feeling tingly.
Same! 👏🥲
✨🙃
"BANTLYAUH"
"..bantleuh.."
That's russian prononsation 😅
@@stru_na1990ukrainian*
Бэнтляечеяоеяея
@stru_na1990 I know I'm Russian lol. Только... на первом
@@markkarl2488 лмао
Guy deserves his own show. Love him.
He already did back in September 1, 1939
@@FastFiercewait a minute...
@@FastFiercebro not funny at all