Why are we still here… Just for supper? Every night, I can taste the beef, and the cheese… and even the pickles… The burger I’ve lost… and the buns I’ve lost… I won’t stop tasting, like they’re all still there… You smell it too, don’t you? - MGSV The Hunger Pain
Food has changed. Chemical Burger Chemical Burger 2: Cheese of Liberty Chemical Burger 3: Beef Eater Chemical Burger 4: Buns of the Patriots Chemical Burger: Ground Lettuce Chemical Burger V: The Stomach Pain Ocelot-"The real Big Boss is working seperately from us, to create his new hamburgers. A hamburger above and apart from all - the true hamburger. It'll be an army of hamburgers all right, but more. Big Boss is building a new brand. But... until it's complete, we support the other Big Boss' hamburgers. The phantom carries on his legend... his hamburger. That, is Big Boss's plan." Kaz-"So that's the way it is... Nine years ago, I thought every hamburger had been taken from me. But now, I really lost it all. The Boss, and the hamburgers we were building together." Ocelot-"One day, the age of Big Boss' sons' hamburgers will arrive. They'll likely want to settle the hamburgers with him. We have to shape that hamburger. We'll each have fiddles to play. Building the brand for a hamburger led by both Big Bosses - the true one, and the phantom." Kaz-"No... Big Boss can go to KFC. I'll make the phantom's and his sons' hamburgers stronger, to send him there. For that... I'll keep playing my fiddle." Ocelot-"Huh. You know... Sooner or later there will be only one Boss' hamburgers. There's only room for one Boss' hamburgers. His sons are fated to face each other's hamburgers someday too. If the day comes that you go back to Cipher's hamburgers, I'll aid the other son's hamburgers. And then you and I will be enemy brands, too. One of us will have to eat the other's hamburgers." Kaz-"Fine by me. I'll be ready for the new age of hamburgers. Until then, we'd better get used to coownering." 20XX...Chemical Burger ends world hunger, reveals the true masters of the Patriots: McDonalds, Burger King and Kentucky Fried Chicken. ...Snake will return... Metal Gear Sandwich Every kids meal come with a Sahelanthropus toy! HE COOKED IT ON A GRIDDLE!
The wig falling off was funny, Ocelot was just funny and so was this video. Cheers for the laugh, it puts my mind off the Phantom Pain the MGS5 story gave us.
you under-estimate the power of the BANANA ! it's so OP that even sahelanthropus and all the other metal gears together are totally no match for the banana x)
I can't escape it. I'll never escape it. I just wanted a skit for once, a normal, metal gear skit.... It just keeps popping up, and you know what I hate the most about it? I fucking love every second of it.
Quiet:Welcome To Miller's Maxi Buns Can I Take Your Order Please... Zero:Yes...Can I Get A McMiller? Quiet:Ok.. Zero:I'll Take A McMillerTT... The Boss:Let me Get A Number KazMiller 23... Revolver:I'll Have 2 McMillers....McKazNuggets.....A McMillerTT...3 SufferingSnakes.....And a Large Kaz'sFury... The Boss:Christ.... I didn't know Ocelot Wore a WiG!!
I love your videos and I don't think I say it enough! I've been subscribed to you for a year now and haven't even thought of leaving! Great work as usual!
I was eating in a small diner. I was still eating when we were raided by customers, HUNGRY customers. Torn from my table i was forced to eat their food. With each trey my taste buds changed, along with meals they made me eat. With each bite i changed too: my meals, favorite dishes, how i ate my food. FOOD can kill!
Why are we still here… Just for supper? Every night, I can taste the beef, and the cheese… and even the pickles… The burger I’ve lost… and the buns I’ve lost… I won’t stop tasting, like they’re all still there… You smell it too, don’t you? - MGSV The Hunger Pain
Boi shut up lmao you made my sides hurt 😂🤣
Snake: "Your CQC is sloppy"
Says the Snake who couldn't wrestle off a one-armed Kaz
Well, there's a reason they call him "Master Miller".
Son of a bitch was the one to teach Solid Snake how to CQC
Plissken but he did get a prosthetic arm later.
U cant just cqc waifu Miller
oh my god when ocelot said "today" with his hands and expressions like that i lost my shit
Food has changed.
Chemical Burger
Chemical Burger 2: Cheese of Liberty
Chemical Burger 3: Beef Eater
Chemical Burger 4: Buns of the Patriots
Chemical Burger: Ground Lettuce
Chemical Burger V: The Stomach Pain
Ocelot-"The real Big Boss is working seperately from us, to create his new hamburgers. A hamburger above and apart from all - the true hamburger. It'll be an army of hamburgers all right, but more. Big Boss is building a new brand. But... until it's complete, we support the other Big Boss' hamburgers. The phantom carries on his legend... his hamburger. That, is Big Boss's plan."
Kaz-"So that's the way it is... Nine years ago, I thought every hamburger had been taken from me. But now, I really lost it all. The Boss, and the hamburgers we were building together."
Ocelot-"One day, the age of Big Boss' sons' hamburgers will arrive. They'll likely want to settle the hamburgers with him. We have to shape that hamburger. We'll each have fiddles to play. Building the brand for a hamburger led by both Big Bosses - the true one, and the phantom."
Kaz-"No... Big Boss can go to KFC. I'll make the phantom's and his sons' hamburgers stronger, to send him there. For that... I'll keep playing my fiddle."
Ocelot-"Huh. You know... Sooner or later there will be only one Boss' hamburgers. There's only room for one Boss' hamburgers. His sons are fated to face each other's hamburgers someday too. If the day comes that you go back to Cipher's hamburgers, I'll aid the other son's hamburgers. And then you and I will be enemy brands, too. One of us will have to eat the other's hamburgers."
Kaz-"Fine by me. I'll be ready for the new age of hamburgers. Until then, we'd better get used to coownering."
20XX...Chemical Burger ends world hunger, reveals the true masters of the Patriots: McDonalds, Burger King and Kentucky Fried Chicken.
...Snake will return...
Metal Gear Sandwich
Every kids meal come with a Sahelanthropus toy!
HE COOKED IT ON A GRIDDLE!
i just copy pasted a bunch of top comments of other videos about the kaz burger tapes.
it worked.
+John Doe Chemical Burger V: The Phantom Flavor
+John Doe And now that thought shall be considered.
+John Doe OMG im dying of here jesus thats so cool
LOLOOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL
Chemical Burger 4: Spices of the Patriots
I lost it when Kaz said "Eat the burger Boss! You want the burger!" while shoving it into his mouth..
Snake: Ka-
Miller: BITCH!!!
Snake's voice is pretty well done in this.
Fuck you
F
@@trainerwsm Jesus why so aggressive
Yeah it's "pretty good"
McDonald miller
McMiller
Remember the basics of KFC
Esteban Estrada Ronald McDonells
Stop pls stop
You make a more convincing Ocelot than Troy Baker. That's not even sarcasm.
your Miller is spot on! also I like how in the last scene, the outer heaven logo has been replaced with a.. baby changing station xD
+SUPERMEGAHAMs RUclips oh I have no clue, them fools are too muffled to make anything out.
+SUPERMEGAHAMs RUclips "Where is that human you were telling me about? "
THIS IS PEQUOD COMIN IN HOT
AND FRESH JUST LIKE MILLER'S GREAT BURGERS. COME ON DOWN AND TRY SOME OF MILLER'S FINEST FRANKEN BURGERS.
yeah let me get a chemical combo with extra sauce. oh and no pickles please.
Such a lust for burgers....
WWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THE BEST BURGUER. MILLER'S CHEMICAL BURGUER... EAT ONE AND GET YOUR MILLER'S FIDDLE.
hahaha the cane kick!!! gets me every time
watched this like 20 times
again and again and again
The wig falling off was funny, Ocelot was just funny and so was this video. Cheers for the laugh, it puts my mind off the Phantom Pain the MGS5 story gave us.
Is this a real cutscene in the game?
+Gentle Colt you can trigger this cutscene by having a Low bond level with Kaz
Gentle Colt You get this cutscene if you get E Ranks on every mission except for Mission 2 & 43.
InFaMuS JaSoN ...
Yeah you have to eat Kojima's shit in mission 69 first
@InFaMuS JaSoN wooooosh
Just noticed the banana in ocelots shirt pocket lol
Your MGSV shit is legendary.
Arms sure grow fast, don't they, Kaz?
You guys do realize that this is a masterpiece of a video? And putting Undertale in such a clever way, you guys are very, very good at what you do.
Ocelot is the literally best thing about this short.
*T O D A Y*
wasn't expecting a undertale reference
Snake: “Im Gonna go to Grillbys.”
Wait what Metal Gear and Undertale Crossover? Can’t imagine
What Side Ops is this?
side ops 420: Establish a McMiller restaurant in Afghanistan for some extra GMP
I love how ocelot is doing his move while telling snake not to eat kaz’s burgers
*1:54* "Excellent you've exfiltrated the hot zone"
Why does Ocelot have a banana in his front pocket?
Tornado-6 is hard to maintain.
you under-estimate the power of the BANANA ! it's so OP that even sahelanthropus and all the other metal gears together are totally no match for the banana x)
+Amnesix Boss get down! It's the enemy bananaship! One burst from its banana will tear a man in half.
msskylos 😂😂😂😂
"that mist........ run, boss ! it's the BANANA's, from the F.R.U.I.T unit !"
I DIED LAUGHING WHEN OCELOT'S WIG FELL OFF
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Grain
He should've remembered the basics of cqc
I miss Miller’s burgers
Venoms is so lucky
I can't escape it. I'll never escape it. I just wanted a skit for once, a normal, metal gear skit.... It just keeps popping up, and you know what I hate the most about it?
I fucking love every second of it.
That was so funny! But I just kind of wanted to point out that It's Kaz's right arm that's missing not the left, still though, awesome video.
+Truebluegaming Yeah I'm constantly messing that one up.
I plan on having a stronger continuity with his missing limbs in future videos.
@@garanikor The lack of continuity just makes it even funnier tbh.
1:47 looks like Ocelot remebered the basics of cqc.
Mind if I ask where you got the Diamond Dogs beret? XD
+TheAwesomeDarkNinja I got the beret from some shitty army surplus store. I ordered the patch on ebay, and sewed it on by hand.
***** Nice. Thanks!
LMAO The part to where Ocelot's hair falls off and they just continue like nothing happens is pure genius!
I watched this when it first came out and by some cruel fate years later, its in my feed again. And the like i dropped is still here. Mgs6 confirmed.
Quiet:Welcome To Miller's Maxi Buns Can I Take Your Order Please...
Zero:Yes...Can I Get A McMiller?
Quiet:Ok..
Zero:I'll Take A McMillerTT...
The Boss:Let me Get A Number KazMiller 23...
Revolver:I'll Have 2 McMillers....McKazNuggets.....A McMillerTT...3 SufferingSnakes.....And a Large Kaz'sFury...
The Boss:Christ....
I didn't know Ocelot Wore a WiG!!
Ocelot over there throwing gang signs as he tells him not to eat the burger lmfaoooo
The Ocelot wig falling off had me sent
MGSV cutscenes still look crisp a decade later 😎
Snake: What's in it?
Kaz: WHO CARES!
Ocelot: How many calories?
Kaz: SHUT UP!!
Metal Gear Solid | Miller's Maxi Buns - OFFICIAL TRAILER
LMAO how did I just find out about this. Great job
Came back to watch this masterpiece
We need more MGS parodies 🤣 these are gold
OH HEY SUDDENLY UNDERTALE
the wig gets me every time
How i only just found this
Double order of the burg.
I lost my shit when Ocelot appeared. Did not expect the undertale either. Fantastic. Simply fantastic. Subscribed.
I love how Ocelot looks. And knowing miller, this is probably one he acts
I love your videos and I don't think I say it enough! I've been subscribed to you for a year now and haven't even thought of leaving! Great work as usual!
Everytime I finish a mission
Kaz:BOSS WE NEED YOU BACK AT MOTHER BASE
Dat Undertale
Miller's Maxi Buns
I love how ocelots wig fell hahhaah
best part. is the run and dive snake did.
that has to be the best miller i have ever seen
God the Tree Frogs from MGS3 must taste better than that thing xD
I get it, "Skull Face". LOL 😆
I can't imagine one arm one leg kaz overpowering snake
I’m gonna make them give back our burger...
Fucking lost it at Ocelot's hand-spazzing!
I lost it when Ocelot kicked out Miller's cane, heh.
I was eating in a small diner. I was still eating when we were raided by customers, HUNGRY customers. Torn from my table i was forced to eat their food. With each trey my taste buds changed, along with meals they made me eat. With each bite i changed too: my meals, favorite dishes, how i ate my food. FOOD can kill!
you guys deserve more subscribers. this stuff is amazing.
1.25 to 1.32 is pretty much every radio conversation between Kaz and ocelot in mgsv.
Big boss is a nerd cuz he didn't want to put it in his body
I fucking love the line delivery for "What're ye eatin' there Big Boss?"
I love that mad scientist hair ocelot have.
Still can't believe this hasn't gotten more views.
+VonnieDeer Honestly I can't believe that it got THIS MANY views
+GARANIKOR it's so good tho. I laugh so hard every time.
This was damn hilarious, great job!
Leave the man alone he's just trying to enjoy a burger
Just lol at Ocelot's voice.
omg what is this gem i've found
Ocelot is so *on fucking point* in this video... 😂😂😂
THE F#%*ING WIG FALLS OFF XD This is the best Vid!
I like how Kaz just has an arm and everybody is like “Oh yeah, no”
This is on-point.
Mister Miller the Master Griller
Kaz has switched from curry to burgers
My god its beautiful
This vid is so underated
The hamburgers of Kazuhira Miller
0:49 that "Kaz" sounded pretty real lol thought you used an ingame voiceline for a second
Amazing!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HE PLAYED YOU LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!!
Perfect character summary for Kaz.
Most 2016 thing I seen in my life
this is still one of the funniest things ive fucking seen. Fuck
Whoever plays ocelot, deserves all the prizes in the world
SO GOOD, we need of this!!!
Wasn't expecting the undertale, but I like it. Another great vid!
Miller Griller King
You made my week.
Thank you!
+TheEngiGuy its been 10 months since you upload something
we need videos,they are like drugs
Oh he said "Where is that human you told me about?"
+Vex Epitome Yeah
It was a but muffled since they were wearing masks. I probably should have increased the volume on the clip or something
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN GRIDDLE
I didnt even hear the undertale reference until the end
The Banana was on the spot.
Eat the burger! EAT THE BURGER! I MADE THIS FOR YOU, BOSS! YOU WANT THE BURGER! EAT IT!!!
shouts out for the skeleton boyz
Snake just wants to have a good burger