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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @supermichael9857
    @supermichael9857 4 года назад +305

    Francis Ford Coppola was quoted saying, “I don’t care if Jack sucked, I just wanted to work with Robin!”

    • @hckingking
      @hckingking Год назад +15

      Is that actually true?

    • @Melvinshermen
      @Melvinshermen Год назад +5

      @@hckingkingyes

    • @youtuber3328
      @youtuber3328 Год назад +4

      to be COMPLETELY honest SO FAR in my CURRENT which is PROBABLY my SECOND life i HAVEN'T studied law AT ALL so please tell me at 14:15 EXACTLY why robin williams was arrested when he did NOT physically attack or EVEN threaten anyone AT ALL in that bar

    • @MrFoolD
      @MrFoolD Год назад

      8:00

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 Год назад +16

      If I had the chance, I would have hung out with Robin Williams.

  • @jarekgunther
    @jarekgunther 8 лет назад +1120

    As bad as this movie seems, it must've been a blast for those kid actors to hang out with Robin friggin' Williams.

    • @spencer10182
      @spencer10182 7 лет назад +133

      Plus not to mention the fact for the rest of their lives they can brag they were directed by the same genius who made The Godfather saga and Apocalypse Now.

    • @daverichards9141
      @daverichards9141 6 лет назад +15

      Jarek Gunther i know right

    • @moviemaniac2159
      @moviemaniac2159 6 лет назад +39

      RIP Robin Williams

    • @letthemcode7199
      @letthemcode7199 5 лет назад +6

      Yea I'm sure 10 year old loved hanging out with a coke head chatting shit and making hilarious reference jokes they dont get at all. But fuck it I'd do lines with him

    • @BlackstarSI
      @BlackstarSI 4 года назад +16

      Absolutely. That’s also something to think about with all bad films. Yeah they may suck to watch but you know the casts had the best of times during filming.

  • @RilianSharp
    @RilianSharp 8 лет назад +871

    Possible explanation for a 10-year-old acting like a 5-year-old: He has been raised in isolation from other kids and most other people in general.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 6 лет назад +73

      I like to think his physicality multiplied by 4, but his mentality decreased by 4, so he was 40, 10, and 6 at the same time.

    • @MisterXenomorph
      @MisterXenomorph 5 лет назад +37

      Both arguments make sense

    • @Nomarandus
      @Nomarandus 5 лет назад +17

      yea, that's what i i was about to say. Plus him mom really treated him like a 5year old..
      I am also convinced this movie was about soft shoeing pedophilia . Making it seem to cool for a 40 year old white man to be in a clubhouse talkin about penises with 10 year old boys smh

    • @understandthat9817
      @understandthat9817 5 лет назад +7

      I think Robin Williams is Acting Mentally Challenged, cause there are 40 Year Old People with the IQ of a 10 year old.

    • @asifmetal666
      @asifmetal666 5 лет назад +1

      tell that to this stupid critic. he has trouble doing grade 1 math. we all know Doug cant spell properly also cant count. he showed this perfectly multiple times. ask him on twitter what 9+9+9= ?

  • @JeffDoyen
    @JeffDoyen 7 лет назад +444

    Fun fact: the writer of this went on to write and direct The Purge.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 6 лет назад +33

      Now it all makes sense

    • @samwhitacre
      @samwhitacre 5 лет назад +4

      Hey, your fact sounds very interesting.

    • @CaptainPupu
      @CaptainPupu 4 года назад +19

      Seeing how shitty the purge is I see the correlation.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 года назад +13

      I'd rather watch that, actually. While The Purge is really stupid, Jack is... REEEAAALY stupid

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 4 года назад +2

      now i wonder if this movie is part of the same universe

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 8 лет назад +492

    Voldemort: "Harry Potter... the boy who lived... come to die."
    Harry: "YEEEEES!"

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 6 лет назад +14

      HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
      XD

    • @WansleyYT
      @WansleyYT 5 лет назад +17

      Hagrid: You're a wizard Har-
      Harry: YES!!!

    • @TheStopShort
      @TheStopShort 4 года назад +10

      Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name into the goblet of fire?
      Harry: YES!!!

    • @venomwise
      @venomwise 4 года назад +2

      I didn’t get it at first then I saw the snape and Harry part but now I can’t stop laughing

    • @sinkingdutchman7227
      @sinkingdutchman7227 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TheStopShort"YES!!", Harry screamed calmly.

  • @Replicatte
    @Replicatte 2 года назад +139

    Seeing Robin Williams holding a Stimpy doll with that innocent Robin Williams look just makes me feel complete for some reason lol.

    • @youtuber3328
      @youtuber3328 Год назад

      to be COMPLETELY honest i did do and/or PROBABLY will SOMEWHAT like cats i did do and/or PROBABLY will really LOVE chihuahuas and i still EQUALLY really really LOVE victoria stillwell cesar milan pomeranians madison square garden and you tube

  • @pseudosanct5253
    @pseudosanct5253 8 лет назад +906

    I just died at the harry potter bit

  • @vDomMusic
    @vDomMusic 8 лет назад +878

    Man I REALLY miss Robin Williams.

  • @nervousbreakdown711
    @nervousbreakdown711 8 лет назад +80

    There is a condition similar to the movie called progeria. But it doesn't make you look 40 and is actually deadly usually around adolescence. You lose your hair, you're very short, you look like an elderly person.

    • @corncake4677
      @corncake4677 2 года назад +4

      There was someone with that condition who lived a town over from me. I saw him once when i was a kid at a TGI Fridays and i had never heard of that condition or seen anyone like that so i was really freaked out. I still feel bad about it

  • @1997residente
    @1997residente 5 лет назад +227

    "Marvel films are despicable"
    "Didn't you direct Jack Starring Robin Williams?"
    "Uh that wasn't me."

    • @Melvinshermen
      @Melvinshermen 5 лет назад +3

      1997residente lol

    • @liftlash98
      @liftlash98 4 года назад +4

      @EAT THIS YOU GRAVY SUCKING DOG honest question, have you ever seen an mcu film?

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 4 года назад +3

      HA!!!

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 4 года назад +5

      “Didn’t you also direct Captain Eo with Michael Jackson?”
      “...fuck you”

    • @aussieman3021
      @aussieman3021 4 года назад +6

      The only MCU movie Francis Ford Coppola liked was Black Panther. And face it, the MCU is the most disgustingly overrated franchise in film history.

  • @FatherAxeKeeper
    @FatherAxeKeeper 8 лет назад +291

    I got a funny story with this movie.
    I saw Jack when it came out in the theater with my mom and my brother. When we left the theater and got in our car, the Billy Joel song "Only the Good Die Young" was playing on the radio. the 3 of us bust up laughing.

  • @mierraokazaki8160
    @mierraokazaki8160 8 лет назад +177

    A movie doesn't stop being bad just because the lead actor died. I love Robin Williams but just because he's dead doesn't mean he or his work is immune from criticism.

    • @chupacadabra5161
      @chupacadabra5161 3 года назад +2

      @@ARCtheCartoonMaster Agreed. I'd rather be baffled to death rather than be bored to death.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 года назад +3

      @@ARCtheCartoonMaster disagreed. I didn’t think Flubber was boring.

    • @BJ-zd2or
      @BJ-zd2or 2 года назад +3

      I watched this film. And I feel more impactful of Robin Williams films. More so now. Childhood is the best time of our lives. And robin ckesr it very well. The ending dose show though what it all means. It might be too much, crindgey or whatever. It's that I hope one day the adults will have the opportunity to be like their 20s and in their 30s with exploration and wonder. That there is more things.

    • @spencerhensley5495
      @spencerhensley5495 Год назад +1

      I agree especially with this movie. A movie with Williams directed by Coppola you would expect to be better but in the case of actor and director both these great men have left us behind much better.

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 9 месяцев назад

      @@spencerhensley5495hey, I actually liked this movie… it was good, very heartwarming. Despite it being considered one of the worst Robin Williams movies 🫤

  • @Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God
    @Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God 8 лет назад +433

    Seeing Bill Cosby in a movie is so weird now, just like it was for O. J. Simpson.

    • @terraemotus7044
      @terraemotus7044 8 лет назад

      ikr

    • @niccage6375
      @niccage6375 8 лет назад +1

      but has he ever made a good movie?

    • @gmoney66
      @gmoney66 8 лет назад +20

      Is that because of the rape, or did you just recently see "Leonard Part 6"?

    • @Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God
      @Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God 8 лет назад +7

      Prog MetalDeity The rapes

    • @Diamondustification
      @Diamondustification 8 лет назад +1

      *Edit: I guess there hasn't been.* Has there been any new developments about that? I'm actually curious, last I checked it was just a giant mob of people stating that as long as enough people say something it must be true. The only thing I've read even remotely close to some kind of evidence is in regards to Bill's drugging comment, but even that is debatable if you delve into consent among other things. (I'm way out of the loop so).

  • @DJDonnelly
    @DJDonnelly 8 лет назад +99

    Snape " Mr. Potter"
    Harry " YESS!!"

  • @NidorinoAlliance
    @NidorinoAlliance 8 лет назад +91

    11:39 Random, tasteless jokes that could be made about this scene in 2016:
    - Huh, usually it's *Cosby* inviting kids to his humble abode.
    - C'mon, Bill should empathise. He's forced others to swallow far worse.
    - Cosby goes down on-, I mean, down *with* the kids in their treehouse.

    • @SteveCarras
      @SteveCarras 6 лет назад +3

      Nidorino Alliance lol not fair accusing the man!

  • @blahblahblahbloohblah
    @blahblahblahbloohblah 8 лет назад +35

    This was an unexpected return to form, very classic Critic, no skits, no overarching plots or themes, I didn't realize I missed it so much.

    • @petplatypus
      @petplatypus 8 лет назад +5

      This is from 2012. He's trying to get all of his older content on this channel.

    • @blahblahblahbloohblah
      @blahblahblahbloohblah 8 лет назад +1

      petplatypus That's depressing ;_;

  • @incendere244
    @incendere244 8 лет назад +89

    "Mr. Potter"
    "YESSSSSSS!"

  • @sorenthefilmbrony
    @sorenthefilmbrony 8 лет назад +118

    If Francis Ford Coppola directed a movie with this kind of premise, I would've expected something more along the lines of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

    • @erics.czernecki7333
      @erics.czernecki7333 4 года назад +8

      Well, if you watch that in reverse, it's *kinda* like Jack.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 3 года назад +5

      @@erics.czernecki7333 Maybe Francis sucks at Comedy???????

    • @spencer10182
      @spencer10182 3 года назад +7

      @@orangeslash1667 if this were Coppola's only comedy I would agree he couldn't direct a comedy to save his life. But he actually can. He directed Peggy Sue Got Married 10 years earlier and that was a great comedy.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 3 года назад +3

      @@spencer10182 You have to remember, after Rainmaker Francis took break from films. Directed two more good films and stoped.

    • @sorenthefilmbrony
      @sorenthefilmbrony 7 месяцев назад

      @@orangeslash1667 At least for 15 years until he's gonna release Megalopolis.

  • @MovieLover1995
    @MovieLover1995 4 года назад +64

    “Mr. Potter...”
    “YES?!?!”
    ...
    “Ten points from Gryffindor.”

    • @ceciliahanemann7148
      @ceciliahanemann7148 2 года назад +2

      That is TOTALLY something Snape would say 😂. (RIP Alan Rickman, my sweet sweet Prince 🥺)

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 2 года назад +1

      Harry; what's the spell to make things levitate?
      Harry; "Wingardium LevioSAAAAH."

  • @josephrowe849
    @josephrowe849 5 лет назад +69

    Coppola directing this is like if the director of The Exorcist directed A Troll in Central Park.

    • @blaisetelfer8499
      @blaisetelfer8499 4 года назад +2

      Troll in Central Park was made by Don Bluth, who had an otherwise good directing resume

    • @josephrowe849
      @josephrowe849 4 года назад +4

      @@blaisetelfer8499 He was behind NIMH which is considered to be a big favorite of movie reviewers. An American Tail and All Dogs were decent as well as Anastasia. Rock-a-Doodle was crap, Thumbelina was mediocre, Pebble and the Penguin was rushed and Titan AE is just plain forgettable.

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 3 года назад +2

      @@blaisetelfer8499 The problem is that when Disney become popular Don Bluth lost all creative control, except for Bartock that pretty charming.

    • @wizardoferror9942
      @wizardoferror9942 Год назад +3

      You mean William Freidkin?

    • @SherlockHoles2012
      @SherlockHoles2012 8 месяцев назад

      He did direct some stinkers!

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 8 лет назад +180

    Jeez, Robin Williams AND Bill Cosby. This film is just a giant touchy subject, isn't it.

    • @MartyBellvue
      @MartyBellvue 8 лет назад +34

      one of them killed himself and had a handful of kind of terrible jokes although is loved and known to be a great person regardless. meanwhile the other is alive and a rapist and literally made a joke alluding to drugging women at one point. so. touchy in incredibly different ways

    • @Diamondustification
      @Diamondustification 8 лет назад

      How's that evidence coming? (Seriously I want to know).

    • @mercury7d
      @mercury7d 8 лет назад +11

      +Marty Bellvue yeah, it's a real "touchy" subject.

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 8 лет назад

      Marty Bellvue Well, yeah. I meant it was sorta touchy in general.

    • @KurtisC93
      @KurtisC93 7 лет назад +9

      One dead, the other dead to me.

  • @Indianaold1899
    @Indianaold1899 8 лет назад +66

    Jack would be good friends with Superman. They both have the same mother.

    • @IAMWBH3
      @IAMWBH3 5 лет назад +23

      Robin Williams was college roommates with Christopher Reeves the original Superman.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 3 года назад +11

      "WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??!!!!!!"

  • @nickmiraglia4368
    @nickmiraglia4368 8 лет назад +179

    "Cells multiplying to fast" Sounds like cancer

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah 2 года назад +169

    That scene of Bill Cosby being forced to drink a suspicious cocktail aged like milk.

    • @bryanrizzo9377
      @bryanrizzo9377 Год назад +6

      That scene was so disgusting that I atleast had to put the movie on pause when I was in the midst of eating and then play it when I was done. Funny thing is Cosby didn't even eat it and he fooled the kids into thinking he did. As an actor he pulled that off very well.

    • @kikihideout4966
      @kikihideout4966 Год назад

      ​@@bryanrizzo9377nah, Cosby did nothing wrong, stop soying out.

  • @Monaster01
    @Monaster01 8 лет назад +150

    Nostalgia critic: What kind of ten year old sleeps with their parents?
    Me: ...I did. I had chronic nightmares from my major depressive disorder so I couldn't sleep alone.

    • @jeremykegley1669
      @jeremykegley1669 5 лет назад +10

      I did for awhile because I couldn't stand my brother because he peed the bed and it stunk!

    • @Mattadork
      @Mattadork 5 лет назад +10

      @@jeremykegley1669 i also did for nightmares that being said its a queen sized bed XD so plenty of room

    • @JoeyDoesStuff1120
      @JoeyDoesStuff1120 5 лет назад +3

      Me too

    • @heroldofvortos178
      @heroldofvortos178 3 года назад +2

      When I was 10, the only reason I had to sleep with my mom, it's because my mom, & my sister, had to share two beds when we use to live with the grandparents aka my Mom's parents.

    • @jamesfracasse8178
      @jamesfracasse8178 3 года назад +1

      Only a handful of times did I sleep with the folks.

  • @poptart123456jb
    @poptart123456jb 8 лет назад +187

    This movie is just Robin Williams pretending to be kid rather than a kid being played by Robin Williams. If you view it as the former it makes way more sense.

    • @poptart123456jb
      @poptart123456jb 8 лет назад +9

      Anonymous Anonymous Idk, I didn't mind it as a kid. It's just your basic Robin Williams movie. Not one of his bests but still enjoyable.

    • @billybarnett9518
      @billybarnett9518 8 лет назад +4

      I think he did a much better job in Death to Smochie as an asshole.

    • @batspam1013
      @batspam1013 8 лет назад +2

      Yeah. You summed it up pretty much

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 года назад +1

      @@poptart123456jb it was a good movie. His forgotten movies are Toys in 1992, Fathers Day in 1997 and Bicentennial Man in 1999

  • @conor7168
    @conor7168 5 лет назад +98

    His teacher, bill Cosby.
    That "hello new target practice" line was very necessary there.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 8 лет назад +129

    I loved the incorporating of The Nightmare Before Christmas' Jack returns song. Well done.

  • @StrikerFX47
    @StrikerFX47 7 лет назад +82

    Fran was in this I completely forgot. Her voice may be well different,but she's insanely hot.

    • @bombabombom3603
      @bombabombom3603 5 лет назад +15

      It's the best and the worst of both worlds.
      But I'm gonna admit that I used to watch The Nanny.

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 5 лет назад +8

      That she is..... Fantastic body,pretty face, perfectly shaped rear.... But that voice,THAT VOICE ...its like ear sodomy

    • @dorothyallspice1862
      @dorothyallspice1862 4 года назад +5

      @@randomguy2518 Well, I think her voice is weirdly charming. :)

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 3 года назад +4

      @@randomguy2518 She's like the female Gilbert Godfried. She doesn't even have try to be so irritating.

  • @sunflowercherries7330
    @sunflowercherries7330 8 лет назад +207

    haven't seen this since i was 10. always thought he acted so young because he was sheltered but yeah....he acts way too childish for ten.

    • @Bitflip32
      @Bitflip32 8 лет назад +22

      +spraynard kruger You seem like a very nice person.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 8 лет назад +56

      Actually, I think you are right. 10 year olds act childish, but try to act adult when together. Since Jack never socialized, he doesn't have that façade, and just keeps acting like an innocent child.

    • @BethGoth15
      @BethGoth15 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah, you're totally right. I mean, I've been sheltered and I still sleep with my toys at age 24.

    • @vitamindubya
      @vitamindubya 8 лет назад +3

      I think because he was sheltered and not socialized?

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 8 лет назад +5

      ***** Eh, that wasn't as weird once upon a time. I knew one or two kids like that at that age, but I think it was really an act, probably from seeing their older brothers or cousins or neighbors act that way and think that perving was how to be "adult".

  • @ZackRToler
    @ZackRToler 7 лет назад +64

    I'm 24 years old and I still sleep with a stuff animal in my bed.
    I don't really cuddle with it or anything it just is in the bed with me
    It was a gift from a very very very dear friend I'll never forget

    • @ZackRToler
      @ZackRToler 4 года назад +1

      @Seth Belfort Ha ok

    • @Djeispark
      @Djeispark 4 года назад +3

      *Trust me.. Nostalgia Critic, of ALL people, is the LAST person you need to explain yourself to. There's a reason why EVERYONE left Channel "Awesome".*

    • @Djeispark
      @Djeispark 4 года назад +9

      Keep that stuffed animal. Memories mean more than gold :)

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 4 года назад

      Not something I'd admit to on You Tube if I were you

    • @BethGoth15
      @BethGoth15 2 года назад

      I just turned 30 and I sleep with a total of 16 cuddly toys. They all have their own names and backstories. I'm a little bit of a collector and they're mostly for decoration. The latest addition to the "family" is Hunter, an African hunting dog, a gift from my boyfriend when we went to the zoo for my birthday.

  • @billa107
    @billa107 2 года назад +48

    If there’s one thing I liked about the movie it’s Jack and Louis’ friendship. It felt wholesome.

  • @Mr_Original
    @Mr_Original 6 лет назад +32

    "Mr. Potter."
    "YEEEEES!!"
    (pauses video)
    I need a minute...
    XD

  • @rickykeim2005
    @rickykeim2005 7 лет назад +46

    I suddenly realize my age when I understand the Mr. Peabody and Sherman joke.

    • @katelennon579
      @katelennon579 5 лет назад

      but also the movie that came out in 2014 sooooo

  • @chibiprussia5574
    @chibiprussia5574 8 лет назад +134

    Didn't Tom Hanks do this exact same thing in Big?

    • @Phobos_Anomaly
      @Phobos_Anomaly 8 лет назад +79

      More or less, although that plot was more magical. It worked better because they didn't try to make up bullshit medical reasons that really stretch suspension of disbelief. Funny, because the magical plot of Big was easier to believe.

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 8 лет назад +15

      Because magic explains everything :D

    • @TomaszWota
      @TomaszWota 8 лет назад +6

      _"suspension of belief"_ ?

    • @Phobos_Anomaly
      @Phobos_Anomaly 8 лет назад +4

      I meant "disbelief."

    • @MartyBellvue
      @MartyBellvue 8 лет назад +39

      Big was a great movie and Tom Hanks was a really convincing 12 year old in a 30 year old's body. You feel really bad for him when he's in that sketchy hotel room and bawling. Jack is just... uncomfortable

  • @DesignzRUs1
    @DesignzRUs1 8 лет назад +235

    I love Fran Drescher's voice. It's raspy and unique. I'm a girl but it's also sexy in my opinion.

    • @siddbastard
      @siddbastard 6 лет назад +14

      i'm a guy, and i agree.

    • @MissBarker93
      @MissBarker93 6 лет назад +6

      Weeeeeeellllllllll.

    • @FerintoshFarmsPhotography
      @FerintoshFarmsPhotography 6 лет назад +9

      Her badonk is crazy too, specially now that she is older.

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 6 лет назад +13

      Fran's voice definitely has a lot of personality. It's perfect for showbiz, in my opinion, because it's unique and instantly identifiable. Hell, Lucile Ball had a unique voice as well.

    • @dylanchiaratti1527
      @dylanchiaratti1527 6 лет назад +7

      She might sound nice doing some dirty talk?

  • @ktcrpgsshootersplatformers6223
    @ktcrpgsshootersplatformers6223 8 лет назад +105

    Man, if I was Robin Williams' mother I certainly wouldn't let Bill Cosby anywhere NEAR him! LOL
    R.I.P Robin Williams, we all miss you.

    • @jlex1049
      @jlex1049 6 лет назад +3

      Bill Cosby didn't like dudes asshole

    • @jamesfracasse8178
      @jamesfracasse8178 3 года назад +1

      Robbins Williams was going to star 🌟✨ in the shining as Jack Torrance

  • @44t56
    @44t56 7 лет назад +49

    Stanley Kubrick and Happy Gilmore would be fascinating

    • @asiabrown99
      @asiabrown99 7 лет назад +1

      It would if Kubrick was still alive.

    • @maxxdahl6062
      @maxxdahl6062 7 лет назад +6

      He was when happy gilmore was made.

    • @jamesfracasse8178
      @jamesfracasse8178 3 года назад +1

      Come and play golf Gilmore forever and ever.

  • @FuzzyPuppet
    @FuzzyPuppet 7 лет назад +63

    Gimme a high fist!

    • @Youcifer
      @Youcifer 3 года назад +5

      What are you doing here...

    • @mariozaney6423
      @mariozaney6423 3 года назад +1

      The hell you doing here

  • @shinesparker1169
    @shinesparker1169 8 лет назад +86

    Fran Drescher is almost in her 60's but still pretty hot.

    • @Kazeromaru
      @Kazeromaru 8 лет назад +1

      I predict she'll be hot all the way up to 70, maybe 78 or hell even 80... then it can only go down hill from there.

    • @patgogan7324
      @patgogan7324 6 лет назад +5

      Diane lane is damn hot for 53 as well

    • @guitarsenpai420
      @guitarsenpai420 6 лет назад +2

      Jennifer Tilly had the same thing goin on.

    • @Tristinthereviewguy2003
      @Tristinthereviewguy2003 2 года назад

      Hell yeah

  • @TheMonyarm
    @TheMonyarm 8 лет назад +231

    When i was 10 i did sleep with a plush animal.

    • @iloveanimoos787
      @iloveanimoos787 8 лет назад +20

      I'm 14 and i still sleep with a stuffed animal. lol

    • @TheMonyarm
      @TheMonyarm 8 лет назад +11

      im 17 right now.

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 8 лет назад +2

      Me too.

    • @kenziemac130
      @kenziemac130 8 лет назад +22

      Me too... And I'm legally an adult...

    • @patrickthehenchman2679
      @patrickthehenchman2679 8 лет назад +6

      That's basically my line of thinking of what those three questions ten-year-old's possibly did.
      Cuddle with a plush doll or an object they hold dear, maybe.
      Wear silly pajamas, probably not. (unless you might be a college girl)
      Sleep in an adult's bed because you had a bad dream,.... i think critic put that best 4:10

  • @kingofsovietlizards8704
    @kingofsovietlizards8704 8 лет назад +629

    Oh god, when Bill Cosby went into a treehouse full of boys...

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 8 лет назад +88

      Because he fucked a lot of women, possibly without consent, he can't be around young boys?

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 лет назад +28

      +RaithSienar
      Damn dirty gay? "Take your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty gay!" is what my mind instantly jumped to.

    • @RaithSienar
      @RaithSienar 8 лет назад +11

      Boglenight
      Oh man, I'd love to here that remake of Planet of the Apes!
      Dammit 1950s you needed to make a Planet of the Gays musical, with Troy McClure, who you might remember from such offensive satirical remakes as Willy Wonka and the Fudge Packers.

    • @kingofsovietlizards8704
      @kingofsovietlizards8704 8 лет назад +10

      Planet of the gays does sound like a 50s movie

    • @misterprickly
      @misterprickly 8 лет назад +16

      It's Bill Cosby not Michael Jackson!
      8O

  • @elainagilbert7663
    @elainagilbert7663 5 лет назад +18

    Robin Williams, to me, always seemed like one of those magical people who never forget what it's like to be a kid so for him to play one makes a lot of sense. This could be how he acted as a child, an attention seeker could potentially act younger if it gets them more attention. Also, he grew up in a different time so he could've been a more innocent ten-year-old as opposed to the cynical ones that exist today. All of these are things to take into consideration.

    • @oooh19
      @oooh19 Год назад

      Wait does today mean the 90s when this movie was released or this decade? I’m guessing really it applies to the 90s and yea kids in the 90s were different than 2020 or 1950 etc times change but some things don’t like friendships and fitting in being different accept your fate like he has to accept he won’t have a lot of time so he made the most of it

  • @apostolosfilippos
    @apostolosfilippos 7 лет назад +35

    I was 12 back then and liked the movie. Don't forget, it was the 90s, dark times.

    • @angelobellino5716
      @angelobellino5716 6 лет назад +1

      Apostolos Christou So true!

    • @catcalico6930
      @catcalico6930 4 года назад +3

      Why was 90s the dark times? If so, I don't think the 2010s and 20s are any better in terms of Cinema

    • @ShyGuy83
      @ShyGuy83 3 года назад +1

      I remember the 90s pretty well too as a kid for dangerous religious cults, racial and class divisions, El Niño, Lewinsky-gate, school and workplace violence, disaffected youth, and the whole Y2K scare. It wasn’t always sunshine, rainbows, and unicorns.

  • @pharaohyami5000
    @pharaohyami5000 8 лет назад +168

    My Jack?

  • @knifewithak
    @knifewithak 8 лет назад +44

    As a young one watching this, I was confused and scared at the same time, the fact of a n40 yr old man in an 10 yr body just creeps me out.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 8 лет назад +7

      No, that's Children of the Corn.

    • @b.sylphaen
      @b.sylphaen 8 лет назад

      google "progeria", please!

    • @BobbyJoeXForgotenSB
      @BobbyJoeXForgotenSB 8 лет назад

      is it just Benjamin Button syndrome? or is it something totally different

    • @b.sylphaen
      @b.sylphaen 8 лет назад

      ***** I don't think that syndrome exists.

    • @BobbyJoeXForgotenSB
      @BobbyJoeXForgotenSB 8 лет назад +1

      Priscilla Ferrari
      nope, looked it up its the other name for
      Progeria

  • @RilianSharp
    @RilianSharp 8 лет назад +44

    The twenty minutes you call useless is him "realizing" that he can't fit in to normal society and should stay home.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 8 лет назад +6

      I think you right. However, it's pretty bonkers.

    • @RilianSharp
      @RilianSharp 8 лет назад +8

      Bill Jacobs It is not well done.

    • @mickeyonyeka5878
      @mickeyonyeka5878 4 года назад +4

      Yes. I mean, remember when he couldn't go to the dance with a teacher? Well that had to be resolved with a dance with Fran Drescher.

    • @Treyman-yi7ei
      @Treyman-yi7ei 2 года назад

      We already knew that though it's very obvious

    • @RilianSharp
      @RilianSharp 2 года назад +1

      @@Treyman-yi7ei
      it's not obvious because it's not true. but HE comes to believe it's true during those 20 minutes.

  • @arcanaproductions567
    @arcanaproductions567 5 лет назад +20

    Let it be known that the Harry Potter bit had me laughing for roughly 45 minutes. I was in pain.

  • @thewinterprince1731
    @thewinterprince1731 7 лет назад +18

    "When Jack asks Jennifer Lopez if HE would go with him to the dance." ...Not even gonna fix that slip of the tongue in post? Was that some "Jennifer is a dude" joke that totally flew over my head or something?

  • @Jon_Nadeau_
    @Jon_Nadeau_ 8 лет назад +36

    I can't stop laughing at that Harry Potter joke.

  • @SoUnA92
    @SoUnA92 7 лет назад +34

    12:00 Boy, scary how ironic that is.

  • @KurtisC93
    @KurtisC93 7 лет назад +40

    It's very rare for me to declare the premise of a movie unworkable from the start, but in this case, I can make a pretty easy exception. This was a bad idea. Casting wouldn't have made a difference, revising the script wouldn't have made a difference, using more appropriate music wouldn't have made a difference - a 10-year-old boy with the body of a 40-year-old man is doomed from the start.

    • @jackhageman9983
      @jackhageman9983 4 года назад +2

      Kurtis C. Billy Madison did okay man

    • @jackhageman9983
      @jackhageman9983 4 года назад +7

      Kurtis C. Also the movie big with Tom hanks

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 2 года назад +2

      I think it would have worked if the premise was taken seriously as an exploration rather than a safe family movie. You know, if it was a story about his life, death and the struggles he had to go throughout his life

  • @pherftheclown2631
    @pherftheclown2631 2 года назад +9

    One thing to keep in mind about Jack is that he was sheltered for most of his life and not allowed to interact with other kids his age, so it would make sense that he may behave a few years younger than he actually is.

  • @SebastianLundh1988
    @SebastianLundh1988 3 года назад +18

    Rest in peace, Robin! You were a great actor!

  • @Shintaims8
    @Shintaims8 8 лет назад +79

    so, we have a deceased person and an offender in the same movie.

    • @_Ciaran_Maher
      @_Ciaran_Maher 8 лет назад +50

      Deceased and the offender, now there's a buddy cop movie with a twist.

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 лет назад

      +Ciaran Maher
      I'd pay to see that movie.

    • @h2010zhz
      @h2010zhz 8 лет назад +3

      ones a loose cannon who took it too far but couldn't get enough and the other has a hard time with with keeping it not hard on school campus

    • @misterprickly
      @misterprickly 8 лет назад +3

      You could say the same for Michael Jackson's MoonWalker!
      8O

    • @Disatiere
      @Disatiere 7 лет назад

      Allegedly

  • @obiwankenobi9141
    @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +17

    As a Stephen Sondheim and Elmar Burnstien fan I can appreciate you playing the jets theme over the bully's.

  • @samuelbarber4154
    @samuelbarber4154 8 лет назад +31

    A real 10 year old kid would go into his room and go:
    "Yeah, no school"

    • @alifakhrzadeh1544
      @alifakhrzadeh1544 3 года назад

      Not in that sense where the only people he’s expected to interact with are his parents

    • @davidjohnson8231
      @davidjohnson8231 3 года назад +1

      Ikr he can still play with his friends outside school

    • @alifakhrzadeh1544
      @alifakhrzadeh1544 3 года назад +1

      @@ARCtheCartoonMaster what you are saying is also true but remember his parent’s mindset in this movie was to segregate him from others since he was different

  • @TwiggyHetfield27
    @TwiggyHetfield27 5 лет назад +23

    4:47 i can't stop laughing. Everytime I calm down I think about it & start up another laughing fit. I fucking can't. 🤣

  • @corncake4677
    @corncake4677 2 года назад +8

    Interesting how this movie stars a man who tragically died in 2014 and a man who in 2014 we wish died

  • @FurryMcMemes
    @FurryMcMemes 8 лет назад +69

    Here's the biggest flaw to the plot,Jack's bizarre medical condition is that he ages rapidly but somehow his brain doesn't age at the same time that his entire body does. It makes no sense as the movie explains that his body has a super fast development rate, so shouldn't he behave more like an adult? The movie didnt explain it at all, and I watched this movie growing up. It's like the makers of this film wanted to remake Big but couldn't get permission to do so or something because it felt similar to Big, I watched that as well. However Big was good because he was actually a kid who magically was transformed into an adult, it's a kid trying to be an adult until he's able to be a kid again.
    I love Robin Williams but looking back on his movies, and I watched every family friendly one, most of them do kind of suck and I wouldn't watch them again.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 8 лет назад +27

      We don't behave like an adult because our brains just naturally grow into adult behavior biologically. Well, okay, there are SOME differences, the parts of our brain responsible for impulse control and empathy are not fully developed until about 25, and brain plasticity is higher in kids, but the overwhelming influence is social. It takes years to just learn stuff and learn how people interact and to fit in. Maybe Jack should have acted a little bit older than his peers, a year or two, but that's about it.

    • @geraldgrenier8132
      @geraldgrenier8132 8 лет назад +5

      It's a real condition called Werner syndrome

    • @TinyJoker1871
      @TinyJoker1871 8 лет назад

      Mr. Cooper didn't think you were a fan of Nostalgia Critic!

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 8 лет назад

      Trolli Meerkat been a fan since this year.

    • @TinyJoker1871
      @TinyJoker1871 8 лет назад

      +Sly Cooper Nice so uhh when's Sly 5 Coming out?

  • @delabarcel
    @delabarcel 8 лет назад +195

    If Jack was made in this decade it would be the most outdated thing ever

    • @theultimoknight1725
      @theultimoknight1725 8 лет назад

      True!

    • @haga92
      @haga92 8 лет назад +8

      Just like most old movies

    • @zeeteepippi275
      @zeeteepippi275 8 лет назад +15

      You could make a movie about a 50 year old man becoming a 6 year old girl.

    • @theultimoknight1725
      @theultimoknight1725 8 лет назад +1

      Zeetee Pippi​...........................what?!

    • @zeeteepippi275
      @zeeteepippi275 8 лет назад +11

      The Último Knight There's a news story about this 52 year old man ditching his wife and kids to live with his parents as a 6 year old girl.

  • @seanchukwuezi3079
    @seanchukwuezi3079 Год назад +11

    I really love that Williams could always redeem a bad movie with his energetic and charismatic peformance and Jack is no different.

  • @markedwards6931
    @markedwards6931 10 месяцев назад +6

    5:59 Whenever I look over photos, I like to view them with confetti. 🎵Whimsy.🎵

  • @brodiebh
    @brodiebh 7 лет назад +27

    9:08 im very disappointed you didn't make a Great Cornholio joke

    • @sarahmcmann5253
      @sarahmcmann5253 6 лет назад +2

      Brodie Herbst me too

    • @tfmaster96
      @tfmaster96 4 года назад

      it's because he had no t.p. for his bunghole.

  • @Twiztaphate
    @Twiztaphate 8 лет назад +29

    I do not approve of that broccoli line, we are here to learn... *Done* XD

  • @thedayman64
    @thedayman64 8 лет назад +17

    "Mr Potter-"
    "YEEEEEEEES?!?!?!?!"

  • @LeFinisterin
    @LeFinisterin 8 лет назад +23

    -Mr Potter ...
    -YEEESSS !!

  • @Tristinthereviewguy2003
    @Tristinthereviewguy2003 2 года назад +13

    I feel like if Kubrick directed Happy Gilmore it would be pretty epic

  • @thomasmartin4281
    @thomasmartin4281 8 лет назад +62

    I actually really liked this film, if not only for the final speech. it was cheesy of course but seemed less egregious than some of the other glurgy Robin Williams films

    • @snap_fit8686
      @snap_fit8686 2 года назад +3

      Benjamin button is a little better imo simillar story

  • @nicholasnolan2086
    @nicholasnolan2086 8 лет назад +12

    17:16 OH MY GOD! The way that a grown man pops up pulling that face looking through a window into a classroom full of kids is creepy in every Way!

  • @magnusm4
    @magnusm4 8 лет назад +8

    When you showed the front for Hugo I realized it!
    all modern movies are taking the lighting effects of Christmas movies!
    But instead of having a dark atmosphere and night time to illuminate the surroundings and set a soothing calm tone through candles and street light they instead put everything in the middle of summer and instead of candles and street lights, they have pointless bright lights shining on everything for no reason while adding explosions. And also bathing everyone in car polish until they are as blinding as the sun

  • @CaesarReichSadler
    @CaesarReichSadler 8 лет назад +180

    smoke bubbles everyday

    • @blackwallflower
      @blackwallflower 8 лет назад +28

      FUCKING BUBBLES!

    • @levanator1423
      @levanator1423 8 лет назад +1

      +black godess HOW DO THEY DO IT

    • @divingcat9394
      @divingcat9394 8 лет назад +9

      Kids, don't do bubbles

    • @DainnGreywall
      @DainnGreywall 8 лет назад +26

      Stay in drugs kids, don't do vegetables and eat your school

    • @taracat1235
      @taracat1235 8 лет назад +1

      Feels good when you smoke those bubbles

  • @purplerooart9626
    @purplerooart9626 7 лет назад +17

    FUCKING BUBBLES
    this is my favorite nostalgic critic line

  • @jabuchananable
    @jabuchananable 5 лет назад +17

    You know, next time Francis Ford Coppola wants to savage Marvel movies he should be reminded that he made this

  • @blabbermouth9645
    @blabbermouth9645 8 лет назад +14

    Oh god that Nightmare Before Christmas bit absolutely killed me.

  • @TheGoldenDunsparce
    @TheGoldenDunsparce 8 лет назад +8

    Robin William's speech in "World's Greatest Dad" was different from the others and pretty damn good XD

  • @wyomingwindage135
    @wyomingwindage135 6 лет назад +7

    10:45 "Think our moms look like that?"
    What kids say shit like that?!?

  • @adu1991
    @adu1991 7 лет назад +23

    The mom looked A LITTLE too happy to hear that Jack wanted "dirty magazines". It make me think that there's more to the story between them than what the movie is telling me, lol

    • @DocStewie77
      @DocStewie77 5 лет назад +7

      I think she was happy that her son was finally interested in NORMAL 10 year old things with NORMAL kids his age.

    • @Immagonko
      @Immagonko 4 года назад

      @@DocStewie77 how your mom would react if she heard that?

    • @nsasupporter7557
      @nsasupporter7557 2 года назад +3

      @@DocStewie77 she was happy that he was happy and had a good at school finally

    • @youtuber3328
      @youtuber3328 Год назад

      they're NOT dirty magazines they're ADULT magazines meaning in the UNITED STATES you have to be 18 to LEGALLY buy pornography

  • @Mewling1
    @Mewling1 4 месяца назад +4

    13:55 the dude in the blue shirt is Chuck from better call saul 😂

    • @AzelfandQuilava
      @AzelfandQuilava 3 месяца назад +2

      Obviously this must take place before his *condition* manifested.

  • @Outlaw7263
    @Outlaw7263 8 лет назад +57

    ok seriously, am i the only one who thinks Fran Dresher is hot?

    • @linkno1
      @linkno1 8 лет назад +21

      Physically I think she's 'alright'...Though she seems like one of those people you want to anger fuck in an attempt to silence them, and as your anger fucking them they continue talking in that irritating voice which angers you more, so you anger fuck even harder.
      Then, before you know it, you've anger fucked her so vigorously that you've both had the best sex ever, then you're trapped as you keep going back for more to which eventually, whenever you hear a veloceraptor screech, you get an erection because it reminds you of the ballshatteringly amazing anger sex you had with Fran Dresher.
      Ultimately, this leads to you forming an obsession with rule 34 veloceraptor images. You know it's wrong, but it's the only way you can get stiff these days. Long nights spent tugging it whilst thinking of that distinct mating call only heard from the prehistoric veloceraptor and Fran Dresher. Every waking moment is spent trying to erase any trail back to your new found love for scaley themed porn until it eventually gets too much, you can't hide it, and you find yourself at a furry convention.
      So yea, overall I think she looks okay, but I'll give it a miss.

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 8 лет назад +7

      Dude, you're like, 14. I doubt you've fucked anyone, not even angrily.

    • @WayneManor666
      @WayneManor666 8 лет назад +6

      he fucked up that comment alright

    • @linkno1
      @linkno1 8 лет назад +1

      ***** If that's what you want to believe, then you believe it, champ!
      Hopefully, attacking somebody on the internet who has done nothing to you has increased your self esteem enough that you can finally leave the safe space of your parents house. Go you! Yay!

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 8 лет назад +4

      Tao I wasn't insulting you; I was just pointing out how ridiculous your comment was. Someone who actually has sex wouldn't talk like that. If that was some attempt to show off, I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors and hope that the way you express yourself online is in no way indicative to how you act in your day-to-day life. High school must be tough right now, I'm sure. But just be aware that what you think is hilarious is actually quite sick. Even as a complete stranger to you, there's some concern.

  • @thumpyloudfoot864
    @thumpyloudfoot864 Год назад +3

    Francis Ford Coppola also directed that Michael Jackson 3D theme park ride for Disney Parks... It was called "Captain EO" ....

  • @oddis-he4853
    @oddis-he4853 5 лет назад +7

    Wait, Kubrick's version of Happy Gilmore! Go on...

  • @ProWrestlingReality
    @ProWrestlingReality 4 года назад +8

    I used to like this movie as a kid, I watched it again last night its really not that bad of a film and it is actually somewhat emotional.

  • @lunayoshi
    @lunayoshi 8 лет назад +7

    3:25 "We can still try for an Emmy!"
    Um........ the Emmys are solely TV-based. You mean the Golden Globes? They're both, so... :\ But I see what he meant!

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 8 лет назад +6

    10:00 You can tell commercial breaks are worked in pretty good, when you feel sorry they're not there.

  • @nickcopeland6915
    @nickcopeland6915 7 лет назад +22

    I'd give anything to be taught by Jennifer Lopez.

  • @timmylong833
    @timmylong833 4 года назад +6

    20:40 why does that banner say 7 years later at a graduation ceremony?

  • @detroitsteel8228
    @detroitsteel8228 Год назад +5

    I actually really liked this movie when I was younger, it was wholesome in a weird unexpected way to me

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 8 лет назад +15

    12:49 Please. I remember an episode of CatDog where they were holding proms for 2nd graders.

    • @asiabrown99
      @asiabrown99 7 лет назад

      I don't remember that episode.

  • @tweektweak2530
    @tweektweak2530 7 лет назад +33

    F*CKING BUBBLES

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 5 лет назад

      I laugh at that every 🤣🤣🤣🤣!

  • @skullton3292
    @skullton3292 Год назад +4

    When I was ten I did still sleep with my parents when I had a bad dream but I sure as hell kept quiet about it. I didn't want anyone else to know I still slept in my parents' bed when I had a nightmare lol

    • @gingaddict
      @gingaddict Год назад +1

      Everyone’s progresses in different stages

  • @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257
    @bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 7 лет назад +7

    4:34, I have Tourettes syndrome...
    ...why must there be that one joke that still makes me laugh even though I'm offended!? Damn you Nostalgia Critic!

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues 4 года назад +1

      Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation *Tourette’s

  • @roxasrider509
    @roxasrider509 7 лет назад +4

    I laughed more than I should have at that "Christopher Walken eating a cat" line.

  • @mikerotch6068
    @mikerotch6068 2 года назад +6

    Say what you want about the movie… everytime Robin Williams makes a sad face it hits me so hard

  • @SlyFoxStudiosInc
    @SlyFoxStudiosInc 2 года назад +8

    8:35 Finally the crossover everyone’s been waiting for! Ms.Doubtfire meets The Nanny!

  • @jinhunterslay1638
    @jinhunterslay1638 8 лет назад +6

    20:27 ~
    "I'm quirky, and that's good
    I will never be good, and that's not quirky.
    There's no one I'd rather be, than me."
    That didn't sound right

  • @mlgnoscoper3050
    @mlgnoscoper3050 7 лет назад +33

    i dont think inviting bill cosby with 10 year old boys into a treehouse with dirty magazines is the best idea, lol.

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium 7 лет назад +6

    Her costume was the Wicked Witch of the East. You can tell by the stockings and ruby slippers. That was a creative costume choice, and you didn't even give the movie credit, instead making a stupid Helena Bonham Carter joke.
    You also skipped over the really weird and out of place post-birth intro scenes with various science-ficiton like equipment inexplicably probling the baby in various ways.

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 6 лет назад +9

    *Pauses at **9:40*
    Me: Oh yeah. Because looking like Cornholio is NOT weird.

  • @comiccinema8177
    @comiccinema8177 3 года назад +7

    20:20 the funny thing is before NC’s voiceover, the speeches did all sound exactly the same LMAO.