I'VE BEEN DOING IT ALL WRONG | PowerWash Simulator #2
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2021
- I thought I was Powerwashing so well... but I was a fool
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Jack: "i feel like a genius now."
*Still not using the cleaner*
lmaoo, that was hilarious
I had a good laugh at it to lol
dude proved that the placebo effect is real
🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻yeah
Cleaner sucks ass tho
@@HeSnappedTho
True
You can turn off the wetness effect so it won't look wet after washing and you have to wait for it to dry. You can also open the tablet and click on the task and it will highlight the object that needs cleaning, this is useful for when you have 99% done and can't find the issue. The soap is amazing for rust and mold and other stubborn grime, also keep in mind that a better washer makes a big difference.
Hey! Do you mind checking out my channel? Thanks :D
Soap is actually bad as it is not ever required and all it does is take money away.
@@g80gzt yes i don't recommend buying soap until you have the $2k washer and it's attachments but that's just how i did it. Also in free play they made soap infinite
@@kamidomichill8545 no
For real life rust WD-40 works great as well
Jack: “Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs.”
Dan Avidan on a quest to see every known stegosaurus fossil: “and I took that personally…”
I came to the comments just to see someone who knew Danny would be mad at Sean for that 🤣
Lol
@@colbyreeves4824 me too lmao
I'm so glad that it wasn't just me who thought that
@@colbyreeves4824 Same hahaha xD I'm just seeing Dan fuming in the background
Jack: "In the next episode I will..."
*me still waiting for the next episode*
Ikkkk
still waiting
i’m here
@@rollincoalyt301 same
Third episode when??
"I never had a stegosaurus slide as a child, I only had bushes"
it would seem that Mr. Septiceye has issued a challenge against Mr Iplier, as reigning chanmpion of "I was a poor as a child"
My thoughts exactly
@TheNat20 memento mori, brick soccer was such a good vid
man he had a bushg lucky
Yessss. They just both play powerwash sim if the game ever get co-op and argue about who was poorer. It would be amazing.
@@HanneyG- OMG. I need that video!
Jackaboy-"it's like a volcano went off"
Game theory- "well it actually did"
I thought about that too lmao
i’m pretty sure that’s where he got it from
you can actually see volcano in the background on some missions
MatPat is the epitome of "Well now that you mention it-"
It is like Jack doesn't watch or something 😕
When he "equiped the soap" it reminded me handeling a 2nd controller to my brother of a single player game
Jack: this cleaner works so well.
Also Jack: *doesn't have the cleaner equipped*
Wait let me show the dirt.
**entire playground glows ominously**
Oh god
Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
@@Hell_o847 Ur dad is looking at me from across my bed
@@bingus6249 your dad is looking at my sister
@@SpacefaringStranger tf
Well this escalated quickly
As someone who does power washing as a daily job, this game is pretty accurate.
It hasn't even been 5 minutes
(Sprays water
Report the people for harassment, poor Sean.
my dad is a pressure washer and he was thrilled to hear that this game is so big right now 🤣
even the bit with the soap kinda not doin shit? or is that every content creator i watch not using it right lmao
because i will TOTALLY accept that all the content creators i've watched play this simply aren't using it right
I just love how he was so convinced he was using the soap…
Robin's editing when you forgot to equip the hose and with Barney was so genius😁
"I will be the savior who cleaned the world!" Calm down Light Yagami
"I'll take a potato chip.... AND EAT IT!!"
BAHAHA
Hahahahahaha
@@sexymcrbitch Ill do you one better
I’ll eat takis But only the crumbs and takis dust from the bottom of the bag 😈😈
@@sexymcrbitch im not using hyperbole when i say that when i watched that part in the anime i was laughing and replaying it for 20 minutes
Seán: “I hate this nozzle and it’s the worst thing mankind has invented”
Also Seán: * continues to use it *
Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
@@Hell_o847
you had me in the first 3 words
@@dagwood6703 cant tell if hes a bot or not
@@nemotheemo156 they’re actually both bots, the first one definitely is and the second one I’ve seen with that same reply all over this comment section. So they’re either bots or have absolutely too much time on their hands
yes
Sean: "they've recently found out who the zodiac killer is"
"I'm sorry WHAT!? and you're not gonna tell us???"
Yeah a whole video came out
They didn't really. One group claimed to have figured it out, but a bunch of other experts have come forth and debunked it.
Some group of people claimed that it was this guy named Gary. But we don't know for sure
@@cjt354 yeah their evidence was overall pretty flimsy, i dont think we really know yet, if we ever will
jack: "can you stop looking so fucking sad?"
me: you sound like my parents
I'm dying.
Sean: "Dinosaurs are extinct. THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE ON THIS EARTH!"
This vid = 🤡🤡 Mine = 👍😎😎 *MY VID BETTER LOSERS*😂😂
This vid = 🤡🤡 Mine = 👍😎😎 *MY VID BETTER LOSERS*😂😂
you, you poor soul was too early, and got bombed by all these 12 yo trolls in the reply...
@@crimsnblade8555 this is one of the things RUclips needs to fix
@@RohanSingh-cf9tk most are merely bots, and there are probably hundreds of copies for each one
*Jack: feeling like a genius about the power of non existent cleaner on a power washer*
Me: ahh… the power of the placebo effect.
Placebo is very commonly something that affects our daily lives and proves how strong the human mind is at convincing itself of something totally false. 😸
But actually he was using it at first, wasn’t he? Cause it gave him the notif saying that he was out of it.
MY NAME LMAO.
@@givemethehatecomments5010?
Sean: I think I've gotten in over my head
Me: Oh honey, you have no idea
when he nearly had an existential crisis thinking about how he's actually talking to us in the past💀🤣🤣
Sean: Stegosaurus is a crap dinosaur.
Dan: So you have chosen death.
Right? The whole time he was ranting I was just thinking "Says the man who's friend loves stegos to death." lol
What kinda dog is dat
@@drewbinator1750 I believe the Stegosaurus Dog species family name is called Lion.
This vid = 🤡🤡 Mine = 👍😎😎 *MY VID BETTER LOSERS*😂😂
@@katyhikmadi7762 the fact that even this bot used a emoji means that your 7 and got your mom's phone cuz you had a fit and made a youtube account
I spent 30 minutes watching a fully grown man power wash various things while seductively talking, and I do not regret it.
nice
that's our Jack XD
Yeah.. I know…
Don’t forget he rapped to a trap version of the Barney song!
Discord has been showing me play this game for like 12 hours at a time (which I basically have done) and like my friends witness it every time and one of them is all like "jesus crist" 😔✋ (on steam it says I've played it for a total of over 50 hours 😭)
Playground: Is covered in dirt
The grass around it: *completely dry and clean*
jack: there's no technology that cleans.
jack: . . .
jack: vacuum cleaner
Jack: I might have gotten a little in over my head with this game….
Game: *laughs in treehouse*
OMG. I can't wait until he gets to that job.
That damn thing gives me war flashbacks
I deleted the game after just starting with the tree house
Ah yes. The Treehouse of Horror.
Or carnival slide
Jack: The white nozzle is overrated, wtf does it do? Nothing.
Jack 10 minutes later: Why is no one talking about the white nozzle? It’s brilliant, why did no one tell me before!
if you saw Markipliers LP of this game it went sort of the same way except between using cleaners or not lol
By the way his name is Sean
@@Hxxd4 ok? We know his name on yt is jack Maybe it makes him feel weird when someone uses Sean
@@Hxxd4 ok
16:41 I love how Jack knew we would take it out of context
27:14 DING DING DING BELL OF CLEAN
Jack: **tries to use the wood cleaner but doesn't even equip it**
Also Jack: THIS IS TOTALLY WORKING
OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!!
OR ELSE I'LL EAT U..,.,.
MY NAME LMAO.
"It's like the Hufflepuff of dinos"
Hey now, no need to take it out on us. We can't help it your parents didn't allow you to dance and forced you to keep the family business alive.
I just sat on my lunch break like, 😢
underrated comment lol
I’m surprised a bunch of people aren’t commenting that Danny’s favorite Dinosaur is the Stegosaurus. I wonder if Seán said that purposefully just to have a little harmless Craic at Danny’s expense.
Funny comment, by the way!
the emotional rollercoaster of the: *ding* "WHOOOOOOHOOO!!!" to "life is agony" and back is such a mood
Sean talking about children: "Nasty, filthy little creatures!"
His child watching this 15 years later:
Jack: compares hufflepuffs to stegosauruses
Hufflepuffs: he's out of line, but he is right.
As a Hufflepuff myself I can vouch lol
How dare he say something so offensive but so accurate
Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with
Dan from game grumps will be saddened by this
@@jarethcross3146 exactly
Jack's like me without my ADHD meds. Just running around to whatever catches his interest and never finishing one task.
Same
Javksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You are an inspiration my friend, dont let anyone drag you down.
@@Hell_o847 Amen
Lol, I can relate
Yup. ‘Tis getting worse for me every day
“Stegosaurus are the Hufflepuffs of dinosaurs”
Me: a Hufflepuff and Stegosaurus lover - “and I took that personally”
“Kinda like the ash from a volcano fell down”
Me: Well... you’re kinda on the ball there...
Jackaboy: *Runs around in circles while spraying*
Also Jackaboy: "It's just splotching everything"
"Stegasaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs"
*Dan Avidan starts to cry*
Stegasaur: *Readies Thagomizer* "You wanna say that again?"
Do you think if they started arguing about this we could call it a "Dinosaur Laser Fight"?
MY NAME LMAO.
25:44
YOUR DONE
YOU!
*YOUR DONE!*
The bike, “oh yes Jack I love it when you talk dirty to me”
Jack: *hating on dinosaurs and the stego-slide*
Danny: I feel a disturbance in the force...
The archives are incomplete
I was thinking, Mr Sexbang would like to have a word with you sir.
YES SOMEONE SAID IT
My entire point of coming to this comment section was to see if anyone had mentioned it yet
If there's one thing Dan can draw really well, it's a stegosaurus
Sean, your intros spook me and I love it.
Commenting before this blows up
How are you verified as lonely sandwhich lmfaao
@@quandaledingleberry8447 he makes videos
I miss the old intro *crying*
hi sandwich man
jack: gimmie that dingaling
literally like 80% of us: *dies from laughter and smashes like*
16:32
Jack: This nozzle is the WORST.
me who agrees with him: THEN STOP USING IT
Jack: "the stegosaurus isn't even a good dinosaur"
Me: legitimately outraged
Jack: "they're like the Hufflepuff of the dinosaur world
Me, a Hufflepuff: "you got me there bud"
@@oraonelovimuve4511 Chill out dude lol. being 'sorted' into a Hogwarts house is the Potterhead equivalent of personality type tests. Let people have fun
@@oraonelovimuve4511 lol then you personally might want to avoid the internet. People have their fandoms.
Jack: "I thought the world was just a dark, dismal, and dusty place full of misery"
Me: well… you're not wrong
my takeaway from this video is that not only is jack a clean clean boy who likes to explore fan fiction in game form about power washers, but that he knows how to appreciate a good bit of plot to his smut as well. he just has a good, refined taste like that.
Jack: "Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs."
*Dan Avidan has entered the chat.*
I haven't heard Jack say anything about twisty nips in so long... nostalgic lol.
"You think if I blow this, it'll turn?" Sean, I've been asking that question for decades and I've yet to turn one straight guy!
james charles be like:
jk thats a joke
Bless you for tryin’
"is he happy? no. but that's his problem! i'm doing the best i can but at some point, you just can't help some people! they've gotta learn to help themselves!" i didn't expect to get genuinely good advice whilst watching PowerWash Simulator #2 but here we are
16:41 Jack's eye turned green. He's unlocking his Septic Eye powers
"I think the final upgrade will be an orbital strike!"
Dear gods I almost choked on my bagel. This is why I love you Sean.
We should make a cult for him
And choke on bagels together
@@tenshi3974 ye
@@kayleelord3457 I'll buy the bagels to newcomers and if they don't choke on it they aren't worthy
@@tenshi3974 Yes, very indeed not worthy if thy don't choke on thee bagel.
The one thing that has bothered me an irrational amount with EVERYONE that has played this game is. They all wash bottom to top which in this game doesnt really matter but omfg i wish it did.
OMG! I know right! my eye was twitching the whole time, and I kept hearing my dad say "top to bottom or you will be doing the same thing three times."
That toon link face only amplifies your comment.
love how jack complains about how unsatisfying and splotchy the soap nozzle is but takes SO LONG to change it
Nobody:
Nobody in the world:
Jack: *flirts with a dirt bike*
Seán last year: “so according to RUclips we have to watch our language for a *young audience* so I can’t swear and do things I usually do”
Seán now: “who’s been riding you huh? 😏”
“Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs”
Dan Avidan would like a word with you…
Ninja Brian is coming for Sean. lol.
I pictured Dan in LA, wide-eyed looking up in the air sensing a disturbance in the universe, while Sean was shit talking on Stegos during the recording. 🤣💀
Sean: I may have gotten in a little over my head with this game!
Me: Ohhhhh just wait for the TREEHOUSE!!!!
I love how he goes from
“Dear god this game is so satisfying”
To
“I WANNA DANCE!”
"Stegosaurus is one of the crappier dinosaurs."
*Dan Avidan would like to know your location*
@eltornaydo I wish more people understood this
I thought Jack wouldn't have the patience to play this game, but it seems I was wrong
Maybe the old jack from 2015 wouldn’t have had the patience but he’s all grown up now
@@LilCheesyBean viscera clean up detail
He did pretty good on Viscera Clean Up detail
watched this with no headphones while my parents were asleep, they woke up to sean calling himself a dirty boy
as a person that does pressure washing as a job and hobby. you have 5 nozzles. 1. red 0 degrees- for powering away stubborn stains using a powerful jet stream 2. yellow 15 degrees- used for chiseling away tougher stains and for more cleaning area 3. green 25 degrees- used for most general cleaning such as wood, glass and cars. finally 5. white- the 40 degree nozzle- for rinsing and for soft washing of larger areas. they also have surface cleaners that clean up to 20” wide much faster than a regular nozzle. there are also foam cannons or the “soap nozzle” as the game puts it. and finally for the nozzles is a turbo nozzle. which is a spinning 0 degree nozzle that cleans as strong as a stationary 0 degree nozzle but has the spread of a 15-25 degree nozzle. now the other part that dictates how fast and well a machine cleans is NOT the psi rating. rather the gpm or gallons per minute of a machine. and lastly the price to start any of this is not cheap. for a decent machine ie a 3,000 psi at 2.5gpm machine is around $500-700 depending on brand and a 4,400psi at 4.0gpm is $1,000+ and the machines mist pros use are built on trailers and can cost $5,000-10,000 for a setup minus high pressure hoses containers of soap and all applicable nozzles. so take it from me, this line of work is not cheap, and its not foolproof either. in fact all it takes is 3,000psi to cut through flesh and cause MAJOR injuries. and at 7,000+ psi could cut a persons arm or leg off! thats why most people that dont know about pressure washers should leave it to the professionals.
Wow that is clean. Jack always knows how to freshen up
@Haylagaming_YT He is not, but you will be soon.
@@mrmattiyt yes
Jacksepticeyes dad is looking down and smiling upon him with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
@Haylagaming_YT why do you have to do this, why just… why? what did Jack’s dad do to you that hurt you this much? and to the people that agree with you - what’s wrong with you? why do you watch a creator if you don’t like them or wish the worst for them? aren’t you torturing yourself with watching someone’s video that you don’t like?
oh hey wutaii i didnt know you watch jack lol.
I'm picturing the final episode just being Jack standing at the controls of a Death Star with a giant hose, pointing it at the planet and going "...you may fire when ready."
“Cleaning the dirty off the planet”
JACK THE PLANET IS MADE OF DIRT! PLEASE, YOU WILL KILL US ALL
I feel like that type of simulator is going to get top shelf into the Game Awards only because it's satisfying to play
"I feel like I have to go over this again"
Yes, I'm pretty sure that's how soap works
25:38 "I've got a long nozzle step bro. A long nozzle to squirt my juices. And yes, I'm well aware of how that sounds and I mean it every single way it sounds. We're not about double entendres here, we're about just entendres. I don't even know what an entendre is, but if it's good enough for the French, it's good enough for me."
"It's like the hufflepuff of dinosaurs" Big words coming from a hufflepuff Jack.
10:55 I’m dying hahahaha
Sean: "I'm immune to the toxicity"
Me in my head: the toxicity of our city, our city
YOU! WHAT DO YOU OWN THE WORLD?!? HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDEEEERR DISORDEEEERR
NOW! SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE SACRED SILENCE, sacred silence and sleep
SOMEE WHERE BETWEEN THE SACRED SILENCE AND SLEEEPP
DISORDERRRR, DISORDER! DISOOOOORRRDEERRRR!
what???
Jack: what is this? serotonin? i hardly know her. i haven't seen that emotion, that chemical in years! dopamine! *gasp* do what do i own the pleasure?
Me: mooood
Wha??
Honestly hearing Jack talk about using acid to clean and then saying bleach was one of the most hilariously infuriating things I've ever heard.
I was literally shouting at my phone while laughing: "Bleach isn't even an acid! It's a fuckin base!!"
God it's been a while since I've watched this guy and I missed this so much
"Can you sleep at night knowing that the kids might die in this playground??"
Jack: Yes, yes I can.
Well there you have it folks, Jack is pro population control 👏👏👏😂
He _did_ say he’d clean the planet…
I see that Jack has climbed aboard the love/hate train with the white nozzle and the soap lol
In case you play this again, the cleaner nozzle is to rinse the surface with the cleaner so that when you use the main nozzle it's easier to clean it.
so is the cleaner nozzle like a soap that you put over the dirty surface then you rinse it off with water?
@@MuffinTM Yes, exactly.
Jack: “the dingaling”
Bell: “I knew you didn’t forget about me”
As someone who has worked in an egg processing plant, eggs are clean by the time they get to you in the stores. Before then... usually not so much.
"stegosaurus are the Hufflepuff of the dinosaurs!'
...... So stegosaurus are good friends:)
Love that we haven’t gotten to the lore bits, and Sean is already speculating
The
*what*
theres lore? Well now Im invested
OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!!
OR ELSE I'LL EAT U.....,
"Is he happy? No. BUT THAT'S HIS PROBLEM."
i love when Sean references Liar Liar. good film
Sean: “ you think if I blow this it’ll turn?”
Me: “ I will. I definitely will.”
……….
MY NAME LMAO
Good to see Jack actually hitting the nail on the head when speculating an Ashen winter storm from a volcano. Seems legit and similar to Game Theory's theory.
"I wish I had a stegoslide growing up... ...all I had were bushes"
I went to a school that had a wooden play structure. It had one of those metal slides that would get to 1000 degrees in the spring, doorways that had ceilings low enough that if you ran too fast and weren't carful, you'd ram your head into wooden planks (it hurt a lot every time), and for about half my time at the school there were some tires that would get new wasp nests every year, until the school finally removed them.
I miss it
The editing on this is absolutely Chef’s Kiss.
Ive seen that a lot of people's sanity just DROPS at this level. Interesting
Jack the bottles are meant as a finisher, when you don’t know what exactly is missing you use it to cover a lot of room and get those few missing spots.
He doesn't even know how to use them correctly
Oh my god thank you, I needed this 😂 I’ve been wondering for the longest time what the point in them was 😁
I highkey thought it was just like soap and then you go over it 😂
There's me laughing because I professionalise in motorbikes hearing jack getting confused what a swing arm is😂
i love that jack is back to being rly happy and a better upload schedule and it feels like everything is back to normal
JACKSEPTICEYES DAD IS BURNING IN HELL LMFAO
Now if only youtube can do something to sort out the bot mess, everything will truly be great
@@mavvi3303 yes
@@mavvi3303 i dont know what else to do other than report them all. :(
@@Panda-cute Same, it's all we can do. Try not to stress too much, I'm sure Jack is taking care of himself, we should take care of ourselves as well :)
Back during my days in elementary school, they completely rebuilt the playground. One of the design ideas (they never actually did it) was a massive checkerboard. And when I say “massive”, I mean big enough that people could pretend to be the pieces.
11:26 absolutely sent me, it's so accurate🤣
"Gimme that dingaling......the....noise" and "Damn I should be a poet bro but I'm too good at power washing!" were 2 of the dumbest but funniest jokes ever.
Soap doesn't wash, it cleanses. As in it makes it easier to clean.
Jack: there’s no technology that cleans
Roomba’s and washing machines: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
And dishwashers and vacuums and cat washes. There’s so many!
Cat washes???
Not to mention power washers...
@@austinfleck8664 true!!!
"they are like the hufflepuffs of the dinasaurs"
i have *never* been more offended
I don't get it 🤨
What does it mean?
@@crystaldragon2566 its a harry potter thing
12:40 jack telling his life story to a plastic stego slide is whats getting me through the day rn
Jack: This nozzle is the worst!
Also Jack: *continues to use the nozzle for a good 10 minutes