I have no idea what I'm doing (Slay the Spire)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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  • @elusivetrapdoorspider
    @elusivetrapdoorspider 6 дней назад +431

    I can see the light returning to his eyes as he discovers all the cool new cards. I love this series

    • @101lwx
      @101lwx 6 дней назад +57

      its making me even more exicted for the inevitable slay the spire 2 series

    • @sonarchy5158
      @sonarchy5158 6 дней назад +27

      I can't wait for him to try Downfall
      Like, playing as bosses and stuff

    • @elusivetrapdoorspider
      @elusivetrapdoorspider 6 дней назад +3

      @@sonarchy5158 collector my beloved, thats my favorite boss to play

    • @borgar1765
      @borgar1765 6 дней назад +9

      like a grandpa learning he can meet online with friends he hasn't seen in 30 years

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 6 дней назад

      @@elusivetrapdoorspidergod collector is so broken but so fun to play lmao, the amount of runs I’ve had where I just don’t go below max hp from the start of floor 3 onward is unreal.

  • @bryzzo4380
    @bryzzo4380 6 дней назад +482

    “Discard one draw two seems kinda nutty” is crazy to say after the constant acrobatics disrespect during the Silent runs 😭

    • @bobbydeclown8430
      @bobbydeclown8430 6 дней назад +103

      tbf covet is free though

    • @Fluffyxox-n2e
      @Fluffyxox-n2e 6 дней назад +57

      tbf Covet is free, Acro costs 1
      its closer to Prepared than Acro, and Egg is a Prepared enjoyer

    • @hanthony
      @hanthony 6 дней назад +4

      Next you're going to say it's crazy pommel strike is goated when quick strike is garbage.

    • @drewnash8113
      @drewnash8113 5 дней назад +4

      This makes me think you don’t understand why pot of greed is banned

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 4 дня назад +1

      Nah covet is an insane card. The Silent also doesn’t have dead on as a mechanic, which makes on demand card draw way more important

  • @purps4913
    @purps4913 6 дней назад +136

    We’re hermit guys, of course we call ourselves The Keeper for no reason.

  • @maojun464
    @maojun464 6 дней назад +187

    This man does not seem to know that the damage dealed by decay can be blocked

  • @nullptr5740
    @nullptr5740 6 дней назад +225

    the rumors of the camera freeze bit's demise have been greatly exaggerated

  • @SmolAnon
    @SmolAnon 6 дней назад +238

    he is going to beat A20 on the hermit before he realizes that the mod has like 7 more playable characters

    • @paulunga
      @paulunga 6 дней назад +31

      No different than him knowing.

    • @Senseovernet
      @Senseovernet 6 дней назад +19

      ya, and 5 of them are even good!

    • @Subsistence69
      @Subsistence69 6 дней назад +4

      Egg brain cant handle it regardless

    • @Nighthawk20000
      @Nighthawk20000 6 дней назад +28

      Don't you mean the keeper?

    • @Radditz770
      @Radditz770 6 дней назад +18

      Tbf he did say in the last video literally "let's do hermit up to ascension whatever before I explore anything else" haha

  • @Plorpoise
    @Plorpoise 6 дней назад +95

    I feel like I have the brain of an infant because I laugh at the frozen camera joke every time thank you for bringing it back

  • @PlaceBotox
    @PlaceBotox 6 дней назад +44

    7 seals hold back the Type A.
    Memento is retained, and 6 seals remain.

  • @ShiroV2
    @ShiroV2 6 дней назад +44

    The value of the plated armor has him mesmerized.

  • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
    @WhiteKnuckleRide512 6 дней назад +71

    The impending fear that he’s going to play 20 ascensions of Hermit and get burnt out before checking out any of the other 8 equally high quality characters…

    • @MIDGETPANCAKES
      @MIDGETPANCAKES 5 дней назад +13

      The other characters are definitely not the same quality as hermit, many of them are much easier and the bosses are way less balanced

    • @MartinQ3170
      @MartinQ3170 5 дней назад +8

      Hard disagree. The other characters are cool but not nearly as well designed as the Hermit. I hope he does check them out though.

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 4 дня назад +2

      @@MartinQ3170 hmm. As someone who plays this game for the interesting and fun deckbuilding and synergies and not necessarily for the challenge I enjoy the boss characters a lot. Their mechanics are all super satisfying imo

  • @MiscFitt
    @MiscFitt 6 дней назад +39

    Can't wait till he reads Maintenance for the first time. Eventually.

  • @NORTHBORING
    @NORTHBORING 6 дней назад +45

    NL: A 36 card deck? I want to puke
    Also NL: takes 2 two cards right after the same room

  • @GodChaos333
    @GodChaos333 6 дней назад +29

    That deck was messy and crazy. But it was fun to watch. And egg dad made it work. Power-overwhelming kept getting him. Made me laugh

  • @shocky144
    @shocky144 6 дней назад +53

    Lets go the Keeper!

  • @Moon-dt5xl
    @Moon-dt5xl 6 дней назад +5

    NL: i have no other blocks
    Manifest staring at me through the screen: 👁️👄👁️

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 6 дней назад +17

    26:29
    My physical therapist who takes the job title literally. I dunno why I still go there.

  • @kildeer
    @kildeer 6 дней назад +15

    11:26 when i'm applying for a waitress job in Germany during Oktoberfest

  • @jacefairis1289
    @jacefairis1289 6 дней назад +11

    Glad NL tried the curse deck, it's so fun to walk the tightrope of adding curses but not Too many curses, and Final Cantor + Shadow Cloak are such sick payoffs (the card that exhausts all unplayable cards in hand is also a nice safety valve, but Blue Candle kinda covers that lol).

  • @PerfectPwns
    @PerfectPwns 6 дней назад +23

    2:07 me at the shooting gallery when I've gotten accustomed to the handgun I've been consistently firing up until now, and am looking for something new and different

  • @cjs372
    @cjs372 6 дней назад +2

    Genuinely was so hyped when I first heard him saying he was gonna check out this mod. not disappointed, im loving the builds!

  • @ChoomChoy
    @ChoomChoy 6 дней назад +53

    He keeps using Coalescence to retain a Retain card lmao

  • @osgrace3341
    @osgrace3341 6 дней назад +3

    The game really challenged his and our patience with that first relic bring prayer wheel

  • @angryhipp0s884
    @angryhipp0s884 5 дней назад +2

    -potion called black bile
    -looks inside
    -red

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 6 дней назад +3

    You did make the joke a lot, but "You should be vulnerable and have bruise/brews" was the best iteration of the joke

  • @prodbyaspen8968
    @prodbyaspen8968 6 дней назад +33

    15:49 The humble sand block:

  • @decibelmax
    @decibelmax 6 дней назад +8

    Drafts a zero-cost draw spell. Only ever plays it last. 🤣

  • @greyowul
    @greyowul 6 дней назад +3

    Begging on my knees for NL to play Horror when it is in his hand

  • @shcottam
    @shcottam 6 дней назад +4

    Calling the hermit the keeper shows how much tboi has rotted his mind

  • @DingoDjango
    @DingoDjango 6 дней назад +9

    21:26 My friend standing on my shoulders as we don our famous dictator costume, explaining what it is to a confused passerby

  • @brunoha
    @brunoha День назад +1

    54:57 "StarCraft Archon voice" POWER OVERWHELMING!

  • @patricknorton7555
    @patricknorton7555 6 дней назад +3

    take a shot everytime nl says "we gotta do some damage brother"

  • @Ivoler239
    @Ivoler239 6 дней назад +3

    19:04 him saying this after ending the turn with no energy is funny lmao

  • @_kamayana
    @_kamayana 6 дней назад +3

    When the StS vid has that name and is an hour long you know it's gonna be good

  • @lelm0127
    @lelm0127 6 дней назад +26

    he retained a memento 😭

    • @Max_JustMax
      @Max_JustMax 6 дней назад +4

      2 times

    • @LWmusik
      @LWmusik 6 дней назад +5

      retain and ethereal are two words on cards that he just can't seem to see at all

  • @kalibration
    @kalibration 6 дней назад +4

    18:00 to 19:03 genuinely baffling plays

    • @miniskrrrt2455
      @miniskrrrt2455 6 дней назад +1

      Had to pause and search the comments lol

  • @AlbertoNeurohr
    @AlbertoNeurohr 6 дней назад +2

    I wonder how many runs it will take before he realizes Memento has Retain, meaning he doesn't need to selecting it when choosing two cards to retain, meaning he can retain 3 cards total.

  • @sleepyguy69
    @sleepyguy69 6 дней назад +7

    we’re fall guys, of course we’re down

  • @Wolf_ManJack
    @Wolf_ManJack 6 дней назад +1

    48:14 When I thought the party had to end too soon for my liking but my friend suddenly walks in with two cases of beer

  • @videfavati8255
    @videfavati8255 6 дней назад +6

    camera freeze bit-bros we have never been more back

  • @Pingviinimursu
    @Pingviinimursu 6 дней назад +26

    7:50 gee I wonder what he would think about draw 3, discard 1 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @blackspy025
      @blackspy025 6 дней назад +19

      I dunno, would draw 3, discard 1 also cost 0 energy? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @Zoragedon
    @Zoragedon 6 дней назад +3

    Loving this so much

  • @DTPandemonium
    @DTPandemonium 6 дней назад +1

    I have no clue how to make impending doom work but it looks so badass

  • @mehranmahdlou4375
    @mehranmahdlou4375 6 дней назад +7

    How is he getting away with SO MANY misplays? When will he pay the iron price... I'm crashing out.

    • @XxXx-gd5qc
      @XxXx-gd5qc 6 дней назад +2

      my money is on an A5 first lose

  • @Octolio
    @Octolio 6 дней назад +3

    Danny DeVito "I get it now"

  • @bobphantasmagoria2968
    @bobphantasmagoria2968 6 дней назад +3

    56:32 me in 2008 talking about Wii games with my friends

  • @samdavis6722
    @samdavis6722 6 дней назад +9

    Brother you don't have to worry about having enough block or energy for the next turn if you just kill the enemy!

  • @RileyMulkey
    @RileyMulkey 4 дня назад

    When he finds out rugged lowers the damage he takes to 2 when he gets hit he'll be unstoppable

  • @SniperDiplomat
    @SniperDiplomat 5 дней назад

    He's starting to discover how bad the hermit's scaling and synergies are. A20 took me FOREVER on this guy.

  • @nick-no6pi
    @nick-no6pi 6 дней назад +4

    I love these videos but am very eager for some downfall boss runs too

  • @carsonroach-howell6945
    @carsonroach-howell6945 6 дней назад +3

    Last video's deck was way messier than this one IMO.

  • @zeronova7279
    @zeronova7279 5 дней назад

    the bruising will continue until company moral improves

  • @mooncrime4998
    @mooncrime4998 15 часов назад

    21:32 me when I wake up and read the news but still find the strength to carry on with my day
    (bonus +2s to whoever can figure out a historical reference for this that works 'plated armor' in)

  • @3thanguy7
    @3thanguy7 4 дня назад

    the 45 card deck goes crazy

  • @AyVaZzZ4o0
    @AyVaZzZ4o0 6 дней назад +2

    Shadow cloak is just what makes that deck tick.. it's just you had chance to get only one sadly it's a different game when you don't have to block.. impending doom deck is hilarious to go for lol I wish that card dealt damage when exhausted too that way the clasp locket is not making it useless..

  • @ianpeters1980
    @ianpeters1980 6 дней назад

    We're Keeper guys, of course we forget Memento already retains

  • @nobody-bq4cv
    @nobody-bq4cv 6 дней назад +3

    me entering a grocery store for the first time

    • @yoloyo7019
      @yoloyo7019 6 дней назад

      You've never been in a grocery store? I don't get the joke lol

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 6 дней назад +2

      @@yoloyo7019 It's really funny

  • @alignedlicense0533
    @alignedlicense0533 6 дней назад

    Fun deck to learn how a lot of cards feel in use. Nothing wrong with a lot of bloat on a new character.

  • @adampotgieter8703
    @adampotgieter8703 6 дней назад

    every time he exhausts normality I pog out of the stratosphere

  • @aaronmelgar7116
    @aaronmelgar7116 6 дней назад

    Frozen camera bit my beloved.

  • @Tyranikarp
    @Tyranikarp 6 дней назад

    Bless you.

  • @jacefairis1289
    @jacefairis1289 6 дней назад

    I'm excited for when he tries out Cursed Weapons, it's like bootleg Ritual Dagger but you can have more than one of them lol

  • @lolmcswagger7247
    @lolmcswagger7247 6 дней назад +6

    Gets curse build
    Has 2 of the best relics for dealing with curses (one makes them draw POSITIVE)
    Is burning through his curses so fast he’s going neutral on grudge and killing his damage
    Complains about curses
    Never change NL

    • @jacefairis1289
      @jacefairis1289 6 дней назад

      tbf, he was missing out on the two best payoff cards for the curse deck (final cantor and shadow cloak) until pretty late in the run, so it makes sense it wasn't quite clicking til then

  • @enderhalt
    @enderhalt 6 дней назад +1

    I like this video northernlion. Please make more 👍

  • @wullywullywully3688
    @wullywullywully3688 6 дней назад

    Best intro ever.

  • @shamblestheclown
    @shamblestheclown 5 дней назад

    For the past year, NL has targeted the centurion first during the fight with the healer. Why does he do this

  • @sleepiestgf
    @sleepiestgf 6 дней назад

    we know how dogs is, folks, don't we, we do

  • @theelectricant98
    @theelectricant98 6 дней назад

    This is just like the incredibles

  • @soullight7003
    @soullight7003 6 дней назад

    I just want you to watch me dissolve slowly

  • @chris-zzzz
    @chris-zzzz 6 дней назад +2

    Haven't watched yet. Did he pay the iron price at some point in the video?

  • @bobbydeclown8430
    @bobbydeclown8430 6 дней назад

    NL burrying his grudges

  • @Quoise_
    @Quoise_ 6 дней назад +1

    we’re cursed???

  • @Name-fk2yz
    @Name-fk2yz 6 дней назад +3

    Will he do dead on again, we’ll see

  • @ninarisaa
    @ninarisaa 4 дня назад

    43:36 my beautiful lesbian wife telling me what kind of clothes she wants from the clothing store

  • @PleasePlayWorms
    @PleasePlayWorms 6 дней назад +4

    cmon NL you GOTTA get on worms with the boys again. I'm on my hands and knees begging here 😭

  • @ConnyInc
    @ConnyInc 6 дней назад +11

    Taking Pistol Whip over Horror hurt me

    • @rcuhljr
      @rcuhljr 6 дней назад +1

      My eye physically twitched at that.

  • @xAvispar
    @xAvispar 6 дней назад

    Idk if he realizes the cards that add curses to your hand don't add them to your deck.

  • @davidballantyne4492
    @davidballantyne4492 6 дней назад

    I *think* he will play Downfall mode at somepoint, but I think he will *not* ever notice the option to enable the other new characters in normal mode. He will also complain at some point about the new characters only being in Downfall mode. These are my predictions.

  • @ardabaser1349
    @ardabaser1349 6 дней назад +2

    That moment when he thinks he doesn't have any blocks in his hand after looking at the manifest in his hand for like 2 seconds, because manifest is invisible to him because it generates a curse that deals 2 damage that he has more than enough block for that also plays into his curse synergy. But noooo, it generates a curse so he may as well act like it doesn't exist and take 5 damage instead. Crazy sh-t.

  • @bastil6743
    @bastil6743 5 дней назад

    53:02 me when I'm freddy fazbear

  • @eclogues_
    @eclogues_ 6 дней назад

    I love this mod

  • @TheQats
    @TheQats 6 дней назад

    Taking 1 direct damage for decay while having extra block 🙃

  • @Patronfing
    @Patronfing 6 дней назад

    This is a Northern lions internet RUclips video 🎉

  • @theaxp001
    @theaxp001 6 дней назад

    NL as fans of your stream and videos its only my humble request to not joke about freezing. I dont know how tf people survive the Canadian winter. Respect our concerns going further

  • @gaiasoul9030
    @gaiasoul9030 6 дней назад

    Any chance you're gonna be playing downfall?
    The hermit is a separate mod that gets bundled into downfall

  • @Schnellfisch
    @Schnellfisch 6 дней назад +3

    Please no plated armor this time 🙏
    Or sneko eye with virtue

    • @jacefairis1289
      @jacefairis1289 6 дней назад +2

      okay but the uncommon that gives 4/5 plated armor, plus 5/10 gold when dead on, is really good

  • @drdickinson5910
    @drdickinson5910 6 дней назад +17

    Im telling you, one of these days he's gonna try the actual downfall mod, instead of spamming dead on build on Hermit. 😂

  • @flaskofmayonaisse4508
    @flaskofmayonaisse4508 6 дней назад

    Lol what about my blessed Reprogram runs where we only use orbs for Barrage

  • @snipufin
    @snipufin 6 дней назад

    NL not naming the mod in video title, thumbnail or description anywhere. Yes it's in the main menu screen but man if it would only be fair for the mod devs.

  • @kimuhstry
    @kimuhstry 6 дней назад

    Please please pick up roundhouse kick

  • @MTConboy
    @MTConboy 6 дней назад

    Commenting because I like slay the spire. More content?! (sts2 this year?)

  • @dude135791000
    @dude135791000 6 дней назад

    Try "The Hunter" its another modded character in line with base game characters

  • @XxXx-gd5qc
    @XxXx-gd5qc 6 дней назад

    whats the over/under on ascension level of NLs first lose?

  • @mocmeo4425
    @mocmeo4425 6 дней назад +1

    Does he know thay decay dont actually hit his hp?

    • @mocmeo4425
      @mocmeo4425 6 дней назад +3

      Oh my god he doesnt realize it the whole run i'm crashing out

  • @NecroBurt
    @NecroBurt 6 дней назад

    15:36 du-vu doll

  • @PongzeLor
    @PongzeLor 6 дней назад

    0:04 is the video not loading for anyone else?

  • @tcsess
    @tcsess 6 дней назад

    Something something algorithm comment

  • @clara7026
    @clara7026 6 дней назад

    Cheat is great for cheaply playing high cost cards!

  • @Mrpear234
    @Mrpear234 6 дней назад

    I can't follow most of NL plays but the 3rd floor lost me. Deca had to put up with trash talk before he died. :)

  • @tobyk-b6303
    @tobyk-b6303 6 дней назад

    Hey NL community, new here but been a die hard Slay the spire player and modder for a while, the anyone know if NL is open to modded runs? STS has a great modding community and some of the mids are great fun to play around with, do you think he’d play any of them after he gets through all the main game?

  • @Tintersurf
    @Tintersurf 6 дней назад

    Why is every card in this mod broken as heck 😅