Wow, this character is so slow that i didnt even notice that he was moving for the first 4 minutes and thought he was just doing a no-move challenge with this
And I thought he would move with a fair spee. Until I saw how his movement looks like. Bro can be outrunned by an old man with garlic and by a LITEAL TREE
I finally played this after turning my nose up at it's popularity for months. I get it now. Lost about 6 hours to this the first time I sat down with it yesterday.
Im way to late for this game but its so much funn. Got it for free on gamepass but want to buy the dlc now had a blast trough the game and its one of the few i 100% not knowing I 100% it
I downloaded it out of curiosity cause it was 5 bucks. Spent an entire week off from work playing it and unlocked almost everything. Reminded me of a game I used to play called one way heroics except I'm not stuck going one way
Spellstring is kinda good as it's own weapon, especially when you limit break it because it only has Might and Amount that shows up, you can easily max out it's total amount, what's more is that since it's damage increases with speed, using the arcana that gives +1% speed every level more than helps it keep up with enemies as the game goes on. ...Also it also really helps that should you actually evolve it, all those limit break level ups aren't wasted!
the amount of balls in this game is insane. garlic, the guns, cherry bomb, the birdies, the bubbles, brown garlic balls and the two balls in the new dlc
@@ThylineTheGay Somehow i get the impression that you have not seen the power of balls. But if there was no sarcasm in your comment, please forget about it. Then i'm very sorry. But if there was some, you have at first to imagine Poe. And his balls. What did you think the garlic effekt is? Its Poes probably pretty smelly balls swung around. (Dude has balls of stell, he trained obviously a long time for this. You know, when a man crosses the about 80 year mark, balls get low. So low infact, that small ball shelfs for toilets are pretty common. On them you can rest your balls while sitting on the toilet while they even stay dry. Back to Poe. He is obviosly a exhibitionist by nature, and taking into account how old he is(older = longer scrotum, propably also more smelly. But i don't know what happenes with the hairs, if they fall out or if you get a long(on lvl1 without any passives it rests a bit below Poes knee height, that's a pretty long flap of skin(hairy or not)if you ask me) And everytime garlic takes effekt, he opens his mantle to wirl around his balls of steel. That's the damaging part of the weapon. Now you know why garlic has so low damage, it's still just balls But garlic also increases knockback sensitivity, and Poe accomplishes this mostly because of the shock monsters get, when Poe runs im front of them, whirls his balls around end even swings them into the faces of the monsters. And now you trie to tell me, that you wouldn't be so damn grossed out by the hair in your mouth, by the smell and propably the taste too... oh, and of course the picture. Poe, his scrotum and more. You know, if can see tbe scrotum, ususlly you see way more than that... Everyone would make a 180° when that happens to you. So please dont hate the knockback monsters take, think about this situation. It's only natural that you want to turnaround and run in the opposite directions, as fast as curse is allowing it. Oh and if you take all necessary passives It gets way longer. From in game it looks about like 3m radius if the balls are fully upgraded. That's not healthy ok? Imagine a 3m long scrotum, and imagine Poe drunk too much swiging said 3m long balls like an absolute madman. He's the Bruce Lee of Ball&scrotum. He's faster with swinging his balls as Bruce Lee ever was with his nunchaks. Enemys get so unsettled by this that you can freeze them easier(If i heard right in this video) and even if you just hit them with a purring kitten, they still run away. They got Poed, and they will never forget he power of his balls. Wait a minute... We haven't talked about limit breaking the balls(opinion incoming), and you all should maybe take a step back from this. Listen, Poe is old. Very old. It's amazing that he can do cool stuff with balls 3m behind him, but limit breaking is too much for the old guy. Sure he WILL do it but that's the problem. Limit break is archieved by exaggerating the fundamental aspects of a weapon, but these are balls. Only way to achieve this on real balls is to induce tumours growths in his Everything. Call me what you want, but Poes health is important. Someday his growthts will be malignant, it's only a question of time. If you want to help Poe, maybe consider joining the channel, so we can reach our goal and free Poe from Vampire Survivors this Year. This took a strange turn i have to say🤔
I won a match with him by getting garlic at first. Then inched over to the trader and got the flowers and ball. Then just spammed left right to release the flowers in every direction and the balls kept things from getting close to me as I leveled. Then I did my personal standard build of books, blue potions, healing sword (for debuff later). With the silver ring, weapon speed, red book, red heart, weapon size, and gather orb and damage leaf. Made it to 30 min
I love how you spent so long talking about not grabbing the last level of Torrona's Box, and then you go pick it up while talking about how bad it's going to be. Oops. Also, whoop whoop! Don't faint, lol.
Again, it's not MissingNo, the character being played here. You are talking about MissingNo, a character that starts with random (well, random within a limit) stats and either Axe or Death Spiral, but you can see we didn't start with that ^^
Scythe at lv 1 without limit break is better to limit break it and get it up to 60 projectiles for free XD Hint: You might need 190 movement speed, with emphasis on might, there are other ways but the move speed equals more dmg (below and above 190% u get nothing, you can have 220 or more but you need to move at 190, at 190 u get 600% dmg flat) i don't think anyone else figured it out yet Disclaimer: Duplicate scythe will not fire at all at max limit break without the actual limit break, so no need to waste your time trying Ps: The 60 scythes penetrate all and don't dissapear so after some time your weapon will no longer fire, np when doing 18k dps with 1 weapon This game is so easy to break Limit breaking the knives without limit break lets you fire up to like 300 knives XD
@@DexTag Scythe at lv 1 without limit break is better to limit break it and get it up to 60 projectiles for free XD Hint: You might need 190 movement speed, with emphasis on might, there are other ways but the move speed equals more dmg (below and above 190% u get nothing, you can have 220 or more but you need to move at 190, at 190 u get 600% dmg flat) i don't think anyone else figured it out yet Disclaimer: Duplicate scythe will not fire at all at max limit break without the actual limit break, so no need to waste your time trying Ps: The 60 scythes penetrate all and don't dissapear so after some time your weapon will no longer fire, np when doing 18k dps with 1 weapon This game is so easy to break Limit breaking the knives without limit break lets you fire up to like 300 knives XD Hope that cleared things up
Solo arrow is pretty broken when i tried it. I did it at 2x timer speed and still did over 20k per shot at the last minute. I used Sanctuary, Iron Blue will, slash and beginning arcanas
Hey.. i wanna have LATODISOTTO as well at my characterselection. I have ALL other chars... How can I get him? Do I have to tinker with some gamefiles? I got missingN btw...
The only way to get him was to go on the beta and back to the live version when a new char was added, but that got fixed. And the gamefiles are now locked behind an exe, which you can technically still access if you know how, but I didn't bother figuring it out
I am always playing on the public beta and I have no question mark with ABC written on it, so I assume that's from an old update. There is also no download log for Vampire Survivors for me and nothing remarked on their Discord
@@DexTag interesting i geus it would be kinda ez bc you got that money worm char he can farm money so quickly and you can obtain unlimited eggs from the wizard guy in the begin it would be a grind ofc but funny
@@alhomrani2 if this character somehow isn't missingno, I suspect it Is a mod or something like that. Either that or there is an update that I'm getting delayed because I play Xbox lmao.
@@deadbutalivebutdead he said in the beginning that this character appear in the selection as a place holder if you for example unlocked a new character in the beta and then revert back to the live version, so it is not a modded character in origin. And yes Arabic letters mess up formatting when mixed with Latin letters 😂
Wow, this character is so slow that i didnt even notice that he was moving for the first 4 minutes and thought he was just doing a no-move challenge with this
@@galzamar5212 even with that you still cant outrun the enemies
@@galzamar5212 the wings only add percentage of Speed, If you have low base Speed It wont matter too much
I was so confused, I thought the ground was slowly shifting
And I thought he would move with a fair spee. Until I saw how his movement looks like. Bro can be outrunned by an old man with garlic and by a LITEAL TREE
I finally played this after turning my nose up at it's popularity for months. I get it now. Lost about 6 hours to this the first time I sat down with it yesterday.
Its very addicting
Im way to late for this game but its so much funn. Got it for free on gamepass but want to buy the dlc now had a blast trough the game and its one of the few i 100% not knowing I 100% it
I downloaded it out of curiosity cause it was 5 bucks. Spent an entire week off from work playing it and unlocked almost everything.
Reminded me of a game I used to play called one way heroics except I'm not stuck going one way
Yup. My life is now ruined also. Casual games like this get me in all kinds of trouble lol.
"Where are my balls"
-Dex, 2023, 34 minutes and 43 seconds into a vampire survivors challenge
My dog also said that
34:40 for anyone who wants a timestamp to click/tap
Spellstring is kinda good as it's own weapon, especially when you limit break it because it only has Might and Amount that shows up, you can easily max out it's total amount, what's more is that since it's damage increases with speed, using the arcana that gives +1% speed every level more than helps it keep up with enemies as the game goes on.
...Also it also really helps that should you actually evolve it, all those limit break level ups aren't wasted!
the amount of balls in this game is insane. garlic, the guns, cherry bomb, the birdies, the bubbles, brown garlic balls and the two balls in the new dlc
Haha balls
@@ThylineTheGay
Somehow i get the impression that you have not seen the power of balls. But if there was no sarcasm in your comment, please forget about it. Then i'm very sorry.
But if there was some, you have at first to imagine Poe. And his balls. What did you think the garlic effekt is? Its Poes probably pretty smelly balls swung around. (Dude has balls of stell, he trained obviously a long time for this. You know, when a man crosses the about 80 year mark, balls get low. So low infact, that small ball shelfs for toilets are pretty common. On them you can rest your balls while sitting on the toilet while they even stay dry.
Back to Poe. He is obviosly a exhibitionist by nature, and taking into account how old he is(older = longer scrotum, propably also more smelly. But i don't know what happenes with the hairs, if they fall out or if you get a long(on lvl1 without any passives it rests a bit below Poes knee height, that's a pretty long flap of skin(hairy or not)if you ask me)
And everytime garlic takes effekt, he opens his mantle to wirl around his balls of steel. That's the damaging part of the weapon. Now you know why garlic has so low damage, it's still just balls
But garlic also increases knockback sensitivity, and Poe accomplishes this mostly because of the shock monsters get, when Poe runs im front of them, whirls his balls around end even swings them into the faces of the monsters.
And now you trie to tell me, that you wouldn't be so damn grossed out by the hair in your mouth, by the smell and propably the taste too... oh, and of course the picture. Poe, his scrotum and more. You know, if can see tbe scrotum, ususlly you see way more than that...
Everyone would make a 180° when that happens to you. So please dont hate the knockback monsters take, think about this situation. It's only natural that you want to turnaround and run in the opposite directions, as fast as curse is allowing it.
Oh and if you take all necessary passives It gets way longer. From in game it looks about like 3m radius if the balls are fully upgraded.
That's not healthy ok?
Imagine a 3m long scrotum, and imagine Poe drunk too much swiging said 3m long balls like an absolute madman. He's the Bruce Lee of Ball&scrotum. He's faster with swinging his balls as Bruce Lee ever was with his nunchaks.
Enemys get so unsettled by this that you can freeze them easier(If i heard right in this video) and even if you just hit them with a purring kitten, they still run away. They got Poed, and they will never forget he power of his balls.
Wait a minute...
We haven't talked about limit breaking the balls(opinion incoming), and you all should maybe take a step back from this. Listen, Poe is old. Very old. It's amazing that he can do cool stuff with balls 3m behind him, but limit breaking is too much for the old guy. Sure he WILL do it but that's the problem. Limit break is archieved by exaggerating the fundamental aspects of a weapon, but these are balls. Only way to achieve this on real balls is to induce tumours growths in his Everything. Call me what you want, but Poes health is important.
Someday his growthts will be malignant, it's only a question of time.
If you want to help Poe, maybe consider joining the channel, so we can reach our goal and free Poe from Vampire Survivors this Year.
This took a strange turn i have to say🤔
@@certainlynotmalo1.0.0 the fuck
@@certainlynotmalo1.0.0 malo day to you sir.
@@galzamar5212 Thanks. And WTF did i write there? I remember it now, Thanks for reminding me! Had a good laugh at what BS i wrote there.🤦🤦🤦😂
i did not expect the pidgeon noises at 46:29 lol
I won a match with him by getting garlic at first. Then inched over to the trader and got the flowers and ball.
Then just spammed left right to release the flowers in every direction and the balls kept things from getting close to me as I leveled. Then I did my personal standard build of books, blue potions, healing sword (for debuff later). With the silver ring, weapon speed, red book, red heart, weapon size, and gather orb and damage leaf. Made it to 30 min
So many good quotes from this one video, " we went for the all balls mode...", " I like to suffer ". Just to name a few.
J'Odore's area stat increases its explosion size, not its projectile size :(
I really enjoyed the evolution chest wooping making the video smaller. Idk why that tickled me so much
Dex pls, as an Italian who understand 100% of the jokes in this game, please, never say "I want LA BORRA" again D:
Why?
First we had the washing machine dex a couple videos ago
Now we have the vacuum dex at 9:20
Dex is slowly slowly transforming into a women
46:28
@@bac3k573is he saying boob 😂
Now do it on inverse mode with wicked season
I love how you spent so long talking about not grabbing the last level of Torrona's Box, and then you go pick it up while talking about how bad it's going to be. Oops. Also, whoop whoop! Don't faint, lol.
His stats are random, you just reroll stats until you get what you like. +area and -cooldown is great
It's not missingno
@DexTag every time you close and open the character select his stats are changed up
Again, it's not MissingNo, the character being played here. You are talking about MissingNo, a character that starts with random (well, random within a limit) stats and either Axe or Death Spiral, but you can see we didn't start with that ^^
First time I’m early, and I enjoy your content
J'odore actually does a good amount of damage and utility... On normal characters. In this case it's pretty much useless yea
that penta chest was perfect.
Scythe at lv 1 without limit break is better to limit break it and get it up to 60 projectiles for free XD
Hint: You might need 190 movement speed, with emphasis on might, there are other ways but the move speed equals more dmg (below and above 190% u get nothing, you can have 220 or more but you need to move at 190, at 190 u get 600% dmg flat) i don't think anyone else figured it out yet
Disclaimer: Duplicate scythe will not fire at all at max limit break without the actual limit break, so no need to waste your time trying
Ps: The 60 scythes penetrate all and don't dissapear so after some time your weapon will no longer fire, np when doing 18k dps with 1 weapon
This game is so easy to break
Limit breaking the knives without limit break lets you fire up to like 300 knives XD
I'm a bit confused to what this is a response to :D
@@DexTag Scythe at lv 1 without limit break is better to limit break it and get it up to 60 projectiles for free XD
Hint: You might need 190 movement speed, with emphasis on might, there are other ways but the move speed equals more dmg (below and above 190% u get nothing, you can have 220 or more but you need to move at 190, at 190 u get 600% dmg flat) i don't think anyone else figured it out yet
Disclaimer: Duplicate scythe will not fire at all at max limit break without the actual limit break, so no need to waste your time trying
Ps: The 60 scythes penetrate all and don't dissapear so after some time your weapon will no longer fire, np when doing 18k dps with 1 weapon
This game is so easy to break
Limit breaking the knives without limit break lets you fire up to like 300 knives XD
Hope that cleared things up
If you do try it with Divine Bloodline, try it with Ezkizzabur/Legionnaire; it's fantastic.
Dex’s “really” at 12:50 LOL
Gotta love garlic.
J'odora and knives firing in the direction you walk makes them shit
Uhh Dex, I don't want to look at your giant "Garlic"
I like your content Dex, and you are a good egg.
One day i hope for a gigantic economical bubble build with missingo. Getting as much negative money as possible!
The characters names are punns or clues in Italian.
4 weather's is still the worst for me . If I was you I'd use the dlc character skill that raises. Max hp or shield and the card that raises max hp
Seems like a horrific, terrible version of the tree it also has -90% move speed could you have more hp and have evolved garlic
Where is the arrow single weapon challenge? :P
Solo arrow is pretty broken when i tried it. I did it at 2x timer speed and still did over 20k per shot at the last minute. I used Sanctuary, Iron Blue will, slash and beginning arcanas
I remember i played this game.
And evolve my whip to red whip
Never managed to play it again
What the hell happened to this game???
0-o
Dam this game got a ton of updates and i forgor to play again to 100% it
4:20 (i know) dont play this in 2x speed i swear lmao
Hey.. i wanna have LATODISOTTO as well at my characterselection. I have ALL other chars... How can I get him? Do I have to tinker with some gamefiles? I got missingN btw...
The only way to get him was to go on the beta and back to the live version when a new char was added, but that got fixed. And the gamefiles are now locked behind an exe, which you can technically still access if you know how, but I didn't bother figuring it out
@2:35 Making my way downtown... :3
Oh god I havent done that in ages :D
46:25 🤣🤣🤣
MissingNo is the most broken character wdym?!
Just reset over and over until his HP is negative and boom, you can't die
It's not MissingNo. You can see MissingNo in the char selection
Dex is there a new update in bat country it has a new question mark which has abc written there
I am always playing on the public beta and I have no question mark with ABC written on it, so I assume that's from an old update. There is also no download log for Vampire Survivors for me and nothing remarked on their Discord
What is this map and how do you unlock it? ty
Is there a code to unlock this character on systems that don't do beta versions (xbox for me)?
Do you know if there is a max of golden eggs a char can obtain that you know of ?
There is none, though I assume at one point there will be an integer overflow, but that's REALLY far away from what anyone reached
@@DexTag interesting i geus it would be kinda ez bc you got that money worm char he can farm money so quickly and you can obtain unlimited eggs from the wizard guy in the begin it would be a grind ofc but funny
That was so entertaining
Why do you banish lvl 9 toronna box?
It gives 100% Curse which makes the enemies really strong. Instead you can just pick it up on the stage if you really want to
rip dex's sanity
okay but how do I unlock this guy? I want to try him
Get yellow sign Go to green acres (hyper and hurry mode on) go bottom left til the screen glitches out kill 128 of the weird enemy
@@jvdjevovdhe7613 yes but that’s how to unlock missing no, this one right here is another character using the same sprite
@@alhomrani2 if this character somehow isn't missingno, I suspect it Is a mod or something like that. Either that or there is an update that I'm getting delayed because I play Xbox lmao.
Guys name made my comment freak out lmao
@@deadbutalivebutdead he said in the beginning that this character appear in the selection as a place holder if you for example unlocked a new character in the beta and then revert back to the live version, so it is not a modded character in origin.
And yes Arabic letters mess up formatting when mixed with Latin letters 😂
1:00
So, Dex fans are ballers? :)
No, they got no balls because dex takes them all.
I'd try a magnet build here