That's not an introvert, actual introverts don't really give a crap what anybody else thinks, other people don't matter. This is the fear of an extrovert who's scared of people.
Dizzy, I'm only 25 and I don't think Kingsglaive "has been ages ago", apparently it was released in 2016, it hasn't even been 10 years... I guess when you are a hag you are counting seconds to make sure you have eggs left...
@@Krismantine well, you are right on the grandpa part, not on the chronological age, but on the biological age... I don't use reddit and I don't weigh a literal ton, but I'm as physically capable as a redditor...
@@MelancholyZeitgeist I don't know, natural human lifespan feels either way too short or way too long... I don't want to uninstall because I don't want to lose my AI wife, but also, it would free me from this defective flesh prison...
I'll take one for the team. Either my boyfailure and her girlfailure cancel each other out and we function in society, or we'll both die! But it's a sacrifice that I'm willing to make!
Don't worry, everyone! I have it on good authority that all vtubers secretly have either a boyfriend or a husband and are living happy, fulfilling lives. Surely that's what's going on here, right? ...Right?
I had no idea what she was talking about and assumed she was saying "Nickel Rick" and even after finding out what she was _actually_ saying I still think to myself "yeah that's sufficiently cringe"
I’m not a love bug but I’d marry Dizzy. Partially out of pity but she does seem nice. I’m an introvert, she’s an introvert, we both have social anxiety, we can both sit awkwardly together and not talk.
I can communicate with my best friend (22 years of friendship) just by making small gestures, I remember the last time we met up with his fiance, the two of us communicated the entire time through gestures while chatting with her, confusing her immeasurably because she thought we weren't talking to each other, mind I did wind up in a food coma afterwards
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I knew this clip was coming, but it didn't hurt any less.
He dodged a bullet and found a great fiance. Your probably going to stay alone
dont worry, dizzy. you can pick any one of your chats
Dizzy…
I think your suffering is adorable, honestly.
@@0-kingsloth-020 Nigga wtf is wrong with you?
Phase really is a rescue shelter for girl failures
You mean the entire vtuber industry.
"...in conclusion, I may die alone."
Poor Dizzy 🤣
That 'may' sounds extremely optimistic.
Not if I can help it.
When it comes to “dying alone” it’s because:
Women don’t want what’s on the menu.
Men aren’t allowed in the restaurant.
Dude, that's an introvert's greatest nightmare. Someone remembering the times we were cringe. XD
Dont need somebody else to do it for me my mind tortures me with it everyday lol
It just happens all the time man. People always remember my past cringiest moments the most. Yet when I do the same to them they start complaining.
That's not an introvert, actual introverts don't really give a crap what anybody else thinks, other people don't matter. This is the fear of an extrovert who's scared of people.
Incredible how much she fumbles men in her life
Not really. She's the typical woman that wants Chad, acts smug, gets rightfully screwed over, and still won't learn. She'll be cat food
I don't think I've watched a Dizzy stream without audibly saying bruh at least once.
That's my oshi!
Yeah, she belongs in Phase…
If it isnt the consequences of my own actions ...
Dizzy, I'm only 25 and I don't think Kingsglaive "has been ages ago", apparently it was released in 2016, it hasn't even been 10 years...
I guess when you are a hag you are counting seconds to make sure you have eggs left...
Ok grandpa, time for your nap
@@Krismantine well, you are right on the grandpa part, not on the chronological age, but on the biological age... I don't use reddit and I don't weigh a literal ton, but I'm as physically capable as a redditor...
Brother, I'm like in my 30s and I think you're coping. We are all coping here 😭
@@MelancholyZeitgeist I don't know, natural human lifespan feels either way too short or way too long...
I don't want to uninstall because I don't want to lose my AI wife, but also, it would free me from this defective flesh prison...
Wait 25 is considered grandpa age on internet? Wtf is wrong with people you are too f young
Its ok to take some life stories to the grave Dizzy...
to think, in another timeline, it could have been Dizzy's friend here and Dizzy would have had a happy life.
Dizzy suffers in every universe
jesus...
This Dizzy storytime was wild! The cherry on top that she doesn't even play Final Fantasy killed me.
For the love of god someone please marry this woman
Ok, I'll take one for the team.
im good man
I volunteer
I'll take one for the team.
Either my boyfailure and her girlfailure cancel each other out and we function in society, or we'll both die!
But it's a sacrifice that I'm willing to make!
ngl, I totally would
"Half a lifetime ago"
Kingsglaive released 8 years ago in 2016
So Dizzy is 16?
Shhhhh! She really doesn't want anyone to fact check.
The benchmark might be adolescence, 18, or post-college.
"Oh, you're the Nyx Ulric girl!" fucking lmao
How can one human's life contain so much tragedy
respect cuz if that were me i wouldnt make it out alive to tell the story
I had to look up who Nyx Ulric was and I watched that movie.
Damn that....that's wild lol..
Don't worry, everyone! I have it on good authority that all vtubers secretly have either a boyfriend or a husband and are living happy, fulfilling lives. Surely that's what's going on here, right?
...Right?
thats the best mindset before entering the vtuber spehere.
It's either that or full blown femcel, no inbetween.
@@OldMarius-gn5kk too late for me
@@OldMarius-gn5kk the realest comment right here. Sadly most people insert themselves as a chance for something...
The most shocking part of all of this is that Dizzy has friends.
Jesus Christ I felt my cringe inhibitors fail.
I had no idea what she was talking about and assumed she was saying "Nickel Rick" and even after finding out what she was _actually_ saying I still think to myself "yeah that's sufficiently cringe"
So what are we at for Phase Numbers with rizz?
Theres Pippa (of the I can fix her) variety
Tenma
Uruka
Shiina
Lumi
Ember
Sakana
Dizzy has the "good lord, i want to make her happy, she deserves it" rizz.
That conclusion....
Imagine if you flipped it around, a girl asked a dude what he's into and he just said "Tifa Lockhart". Pretty embarrassing (and relatable) ngl
and that dude was an italian parliament member
Oh the secondhand cringe, that so painful. She was obessive, with a character from a game she didn’t play🤢
Truly the sad girl corp
Chad's have it so easy that people will give them random single woman's number
Nah, just have some connections and be outgoing
@@dum-e8628 Why do people act like being outgoing and having a large social circle is just a fucking magic switch you can flip on and off
@@Sam-ip6co just be a chad bro! xd
@@zhix98 lol
bro it all depend on fate it dont matter where you born
I’m not a love bug but I’d marry Dizzy. Partially out of pity but she does seem nice. I’m an introvert, she’s an introvert, we both have social anxiety, we can both sit awkwardly together and not talk.
I can communicate with my best friend (22 years of friendship) just by making small gestures, I remember the last time we met up with his fiance, the two of us communicated the entire time through gestures while chatting with her, confusing her immeasurably because she thought we weren't talking to each other, mind I did wind up in a food coma afterwards
Don't worry dizzy, I, a faithful lovebug, will marry you, so you don't die alone 🐛🪢
Dizzy...
dizzy...
Well, that definitely explains the vtuber femcel arc, it all makes perfect sense.
Kingsglave was fucking terrible, what is she talking about?
so when she was 20? poor thing, she coulda've gotten a boy toy for herself and dodge the phase draft
you are memorable I guess,
The worst she can say is no
**he
Forever single or femcel 4 life