Dizzy the cradle sn△tcher

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

Комментарии • 98

  • @ulrickts
    @ulrickts Год назад +439

    Vtuber parasociality is reaching new levels: chat is morbing into matchmakers.

    • @macchiato_1881
      @macchiato_1881 10 месяцев назад +15

      That's the only way these girls can get fixed...

    • @Alassian
      @Alassian 8 месяцев назад +19

      Yeah other vtubers have para social who want to be in relationship with their oshi, in phase the para socials just want to fix the girls even if they have to transform into asian matchmaking aunties.

  • @Vedues
    @Vedues Год назад +472

    He's a plumber, and Dizzy could clearly use a good, hard pipe in her life. I don't see the issue.

    • @SpaceElvisInc
      @SpaceElvisInc Год назад +29

      Na she already knows how to do plumbing her dad taught her

    • @TheJissouShop
      @TheJissouShop 4 месяца назад

      ​@@SpaceElvisInc 😱 omg

    • @SpaceElvisInc
      @SpaceElvisInc 4 месяца назад

      @@TheJissouShop no she literally knows handy man stuff from her dad

  • @Xoruam
    @Xoruam Год назад +161

    Can't help but feel like that "We worry about you" makes it even worse xD

  • @polkalamypekopeko2969
    @polkalamypekopeko2969 Год назад +210

    I felt the intense desire to marriage when I heard this

  • @gamercow4297
    @gamercow4297 Год назад +433

    Dizzy is cougar any male between age range 18 to 21 aren't safe! Always travel in packs never at night an carry digimom plush toys of any kind to use once to flee !!!

    • @pancakes8816
      @pancakes8816 Год назад +32

      Do the exact opposite of those things, got it

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 9 месяцев назад +4

      I'm so so glad I'm 20

  • @redknight3306
    @redknight3306 Год назад +249

    Plumbers make good money though.

    • @kenshy10
      @kenshy10 Год назад +68

      Yeah but its a status thing.
      Most girls will say they don't mind.
      But they do, no girl wants to talk to their friends and say they married a plumber. They want to say they married someone "important"
      Anyway not saying thats her but that is the trend with most girls.

    • @Dragonology99
      @Dragonology99 Год назад +46

      I'm sure she's got some pipes for him to plumb

    • @jimjongun
      @jimjongun Год назад +11

      He would be a apprentice though so not making the big bucks yet

    • @garrangery8180
      @garrangery8180 Год назад +23

      she literally said that's not the issue. The issue is that he's over 10 years younger than her

    • @RepublicOfUs
      @RepublicOfUs Год назад +11

      @@kenshy10 Always funny to watch internet randos speak for "most girls".

  • @Rocek
    @Rocek Год назад +95

    chat is being parasocial, just in a higher tier of parasociality

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat Год назад +116

    18 year old would have stamina for days. And if he's a blue collar worker he knows how to use his hands.

  • @fatbro7283
    @fatbro7283 Год назад +85

    hag love

  • @erikjimenez8671
    @erikjimenez8671 Год назад +66

    I guess her favorite Oingo Boingo song is

    • @Pokemaster-wg9gx
      @Pokemaster-wg9gx Год назад +34

      they make her feel like the coolest girl in town

  • @jajhsbabbwnsjsbbsjs
    @jajhsbabbwnsjsbbsjs Год назад +112

    Well… she’s into shotas bois… I’m out of the running

    • @JanusGrombulus
      @JanusGrombulus Год назад +38

      the other girls are into oji-sans dont worry

    • @thatroxxguy
      @thatroxxguy Год назад +37

      18 is shota now?

    • @roguewasbanned4746
      @roguewasbanned4746 Год назад

      @@thatroxxguyto a large part of Twitter, dating anyone in their 20s makes you a pedophile

    • @timtim6373
      @timtim6373 Год назад +8

      @@thatroxxguyfor legal reasons yes

    • @tlshortyshorty5810
      @tlshortyshorty5810 11 месяцев назад

      that means I’m in

  • @tlshortyshorty5810
    @tlshortyshorty5810 Год назад +58

    lucky bastard

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 Год назад +43

    Oh dare do her so dirty.
    We all know 18 is way too old for her.

  • @demonicspire1345
    @demonicspire1345 9 месяцев назад +4

    Man dizzy sure does attract a lot of fish doesn't she? First sakana, now that 18 year old carp.

  • @interests3279
    @interests3279 Год назад +61

    This channel has made me a Dizzy enjoyer.

  • @donzapatero4808
    @donzapatero4808 Год назад +39

    Oh lord the cougar allegations ain't leaving anytime soon. Dizzy could of been a sugar momma

  • @sernrounderswkfp-janitor1625
    @sernrounderswkfp-janitor1625 7 месяцев назад +5

    3:48
    Yea, it's kinda hot tbh...
    Aw shit, there are FBI agents in my walls.

  • @Vanom.
    @Vanom. Год назад +18

    On the flipside, her aunt thought she looked younger 😂. That's a compliment right?

  • @CCootauco
    @CCootauco 11 месяцев назад +12

    When you love someone, you have to let them go...
    Out with an 18 yr old plumbing student

  • @leamon_3
    @leamon_3 11 месяцев назад +7

    3:32 parasocial to the point we would rather see our oshi happy and satisfied as a woman.

  • @claytonsmoking
    @claytonsmoking Год назад +9

    ID RATHER BE SAD TO SEE DIZZY TAKEN THAN FOR HER TO BE ALONE.

  • @Veren999
    @Veren999 7 месяцев назад +1

    I mean, he's legal.

  • @OhitsONnow
    @OhitsONnow 6 месяцев назад

    Love bug parasociality is just built different

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 Год назад +5

    The diddler strikes again

  • @AhHereWeGo
    @AhHereWeGo Год назад +6

    Dizzy's gotta go make that boy a man

  • @keatonmc1
    @keatonmc1 10 месяцев назад

    Dizzy is living Ries dream

  • @Xhomer367
    @Xhomer367 11 месяцев назад +2

    I was in college only 3 years ago IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME AAAAAA

  • @kenshy10
    @kenshy10 8 месяцев назад +2

    18 is not a little boy. Thats a grown ass man.

  • @Theonixco
    @Theonixco 7 месяцев назад

    He's not going to be 18 forever. unlike some Vtubers it seems.

  • @laxylassie
    @laxylassie Год назад +3

    I WILL MARRY HER

  • @lostbread8389
    @lostbread8389 10 месяцев назад

    So where are the fanarts?

  • @Eidolon5150
    @Eidolon5150 Год назад +6

    Is she around 30 or something like that?

    • @joeschmo123
      @joeschmo123 Год назад +3

      I assume? Gives me a mid to late twenty’s impression though.

    • @Eidolon5150
      @Eidolon5150 Год назад +1

      @@joeschmo123 would make sense

    • @liasIias
      @liasIias 11 месяцев назад +17

      28 at debut, now maybe 29 (source: it came to me in a dream)

  • @McLNarf
    @McLNarf Год назад +1

    i feel like women do this to try to get free work done

  • @Fallen-Saint
    @Fallen-Saint Год назад +2

    Is 18 illegal for dizzy?

    • @Solon_The_Lich
      @Solon_The_Lich Год назад +14

      No, more like 18 is too old for her, she likes them younger 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 11 месяцев назад +5

      Pretty sure 18 is legal for everyone in most countries

  • @denniscuber1460
    @denniscuber1460 7 месяцев назад +1

    Maybe he is to old for dizzy.

  • @ElfireII
    @ElfireII Год назад +4

    Apparently, your strike zone is supposed to be (age / 2 + 7).

  • @DyeScreaming
    @DyeScreaming Год назад +5

    Never gonna get what the interest is in marrying off. That sounds like hell. 😂

    • @MASJYT
      @MASJYT Год назад +19

      You must be young. I was young once too.

    • @DyeScreaming
      @DyeScreaming Год назад +4

      @@MASJYT Not particularly.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast Год назад +5

      You don't want to bet someone half of what you own that you'll never break up?

    • @DyeScreaming
      @DyeScreaming Год назад +1

      @@ffwast Good depiction, especially when it's not always solely up to you to begin with. 😶

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ffwastjust sign prenuptials bro

  • @Thunderbolt22A10
    @Thunderbolt22A10 Год назад +12

    Dizzy a Hag confirmed?