Jon Stewart Is Ready To Negotiate With Donald Trump

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  • Опубликовано: 27 июн 2018
  • Jon Stewart takes over the Late Show with his own message for the president.
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  • @lukesta12
    @lukesta12 6 лет назад +1796

    I love the running gag that John Stewart lives under Stephens desk

    • @XBurningNightmaresX
      @XBurningNightmaresX 5 лет назад +19

      lukesta12 I was coming to say the same thing . I love that legend says Jon Stewart lives under the desk of Steven Colbert 😊😂

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 5 лет назад +24

      I like to imagine there's a trapdoor in the floor under there so he doesn't have to sit there until it's his turn. In any case, I bet you they've made it pretty Posh under there. A nice cushion, a cocktail shaker ...

    • @ChaseLightningMcQueen
      @ChaseLightningMcQueen 5 лет назад +33

      What gag. Do you mean real life

    • @ricky5369
      @ricky5369 5 лет назад +1

      he's like justin bieber showing up at a sorority

    • @Mozart1220
      @Mozart1220 5 лет назад +12

      @@XBurningNightmaresX It does explain why Stephen is always smiling. ;)

  • @chrisarias4055
    @chrisarias4055 6 лет назад +533

    Jon Stewart appears and an angel gets it’s wings.

  • @marygoround1292
    @marygoround1292 6 лет назад +895

    Every once in a while, the news will be so rough and I'll think "I wish Jon Stewart was here". Good to know Stephen has the same thought process.

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 4 года назад +14

      I genuinely envy Stephen because, as a friend to John, he gets to keep in touch with him.
      I’m not pretending that just because I watch his show or have seen his public face that I know him but... I can’t help but feel like even if you genuinely got to know him there’s just something inherently _likable_ about him.
      The no bullshit mentality, the willingness to call anyone and everyone out on their hypocrisy, the way he seems to legitimately care about others. I’d love to have a drink with this guy.

    • @KakeKittyStyle
      @KakeKittyStyle 4 года назад +5

      I would guess that Jon has the same idea at least part of the time. It's gotta be hard to have an outlet like he had and then go back to being quiet on his farm during the worst Presidential term in history. I believe Colbert when he jokes about drinking more. I think all of us need an outlet for the horrors we see on the news!

    • @samanthamay6714
      @samanthamay6714 4 года назад +4

      Literally had the exact same thought. In the last week I found myself actually kinda longing for the days of Bush (he was simplistic, an idiot, ignorant, but not cruel...). I saw a Jon Stewart meme and I just really missed him, he had this ability to lessen the anxiety (in a way that connected with what he was saying, even though he had a team of writers behind him). I would be surprised and appalled if Trump wins 2020, I hope by now there are enough Republicans who actually hate him enough to vote for another candidate, and the democrats get their s**t together. Or maybe, there might be more than two distinct choices one day. Crazy thoughts....
      (BTW, I am Australian, I don't even live in America, but the politics of the USA have this knock on effect around the world, so I feel that a bit).

    • @tatianaatuatasi7656
      @tatianaatuatasi7656 3 года назад

      Bridger Pepper 2018

    • @mooseymcflurffycat3018
      @mooseymcflurffycat3018 4 месяца назад

      He's baaaaaaaack

  • @meghan5776
    @meghan5776 6 лет назад +341

    I love when Jon Stewart appears out of nowhere like the Lorax.

    • @Palemagpie
      @Palemagpie 3 года назад +4

      He speaks for the Mes

    • @kateb1761
      @kateb1761 3 года назад +6

      jon stewart is like that meme of lorax that goes "hello! I am the lorax. I speak for the trees. the trees say fuck you"

    • @janetdavies9873
      @janetdavies9873 2 года назад +1

      Omg that is exactly who he is. Thank you for pointing out the comparison

  • @ManMadeMatt
    @ManMadeMatt 6 лет назад +573

    Always refreshing to see John Stewart emerge from that desk

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 6 лет назад +6

      you ok buddy? lol

    • @christeuma
      @christeuma 6 лет назад

      I just put it on a loop, but refreshing works too.

  • @TheRealBeatMaster
    @TheRealBeatMaster 6 лет назад +3882

    This Stewart guy is pretty funny, he should have his own show

    • @thechump10
      @thechump10 6 лет назад +13

      TheRealBeatMaster hmmmm, b8?

    • @MALIRIPPA
      @MALIRIPPA 6 лет назад +267

      TheRealBeatMaster Yes and They should name it Daily show or something stupid like that

    • @HarperATurek
      @HarperATurek 6 лет назад +98

      *whispers into your ear*

    • @rowancarr4375
      @rowancarr4375 6 лет назад +81

      TheRealBeatMaster Yeah,the kid has potential 🤔

    • @gennadyreshetnikov5948
      @gennadyreshetnikov5948 6 лет назад +55

      I would totally watch that! Also I think a dark suit with a tie would suit him well.

  • @robglenn4844
    @robglenn4844 6 лет назад +678

    Up here in Canada, it's good to see Americans like Jon and Stephen. Our friends to the south are still largely decent people.

    • @roseviolet1
      @roseviolet1 6 лет назад +32

      Thanks man. lol seriously. It's so easy to loose perspective and to forget that most people are decent. I appreciate your kind words.

    • @DaniOnDemand
      @DaniOnDemand 5 лет назад +38

      Rob Glenn What the fuck happened? I still can't figure out how we got here.. Canada is the last country we should ever be treating as the enemy, while treating Russia and North Korea as our friends. Whoa, I never thought I would type such a sentence in my life..
      Seriously WTF happened?!

    • @LeelooMinai
      @LeelooMinai 5 лет назад +15

      @Dani: If you figure out what happened, let me know - my least bizarre theory as of now involves two alternate universes colliding.

    • @specialwhenlit8435
      @specialwhenlit8435 5 лет назад +9

      Dani Kbob I'd go with Jon on this one, in that with Trump in charge, we're now "acting as an Axis power". Most likely because Putin's pulling the puppet strings, and wants us fighting with our allies, especially NATO. The more we're fighting with ourselves, the better he does.
      I'm just glad Trump was so hamfisted in his machinations (particularly in his treatment of our intelligence agencies) that he triggered the Mueller investigation. Just wondering how much "foreign influence" rot it will expose in our political system (at this stage, I'm guessing it's a lot, can't wait for the clean-up process!).

    • @ladymaiden2308
      @ladymaiden2308 5 лет назад +14

      Rob Glenn
      Oh thank God there's still some of you who realize we're down here cringing too. Bless you, good sir.

  • @eugeneaxe
    @eugeneaxe 5 лет назад +135

    Hear that huge crowd response, Jon? Yeah, we miss ya big-time.

    • @bobbyshaddoe3004
      @bobbyshaddoe3004 2 года назад +1

      That's like some surprise wrestler returning unexpectedly kind of reaction or surprise guest appearance from big name movie star on a sitcom kind of reaction

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 6 лет назад +699

    Jon Stewart: the ultimate antithesis to President Trump. God I love him...

    • @NoBody-tz4fb
      @NoBody-tz4fb 6 лет назад +2

      Ben Wasserman lol idiot.

    • @7thDayAdventures
      @7thDayAdventures 6 лет назад +56

      Michael So eloquent! So profound! You sir, I'm sure, will win over the hearts and minds of this comment section.

    • @evolvedape2161
      @evolvedape2161 6 лет назад

      If by that you mean not president then yes I agree.

    • @thebacons5943
      @thebacons5943 6 лет назад +8

      We need him back desperately

    • @evolvedape2161
      @evolvedape2161 6 лет назад

      max smart And not President.

  • @silaswheedleton1570
    @silaswheedleton1570 6 лет назад +593

    Ah, I see dad is back. *Clicks*

    • @ArielCotton
      @ArielCotton 6 лет назад +12

      Silas Wheedleton
      lol right?

  • @fitawrarifitness6842
    @fitawrarifitness6842 6 лет назад +92

    Jon Stewart is the kung fu master of Colbert, John Oliver, Trevor Noah and Seth Meyers.

  • @ElizabethMills1955
    @ElizabethMills1955 6 лет назад +138

    Gleeful cruelty. Like a petulant child pulling the wings off flies, or using a magnifying glass to set fire to ants. Vicious and hateful.

    • @carolynworthington8996
      @carolynworthington8996 4 года назад +6

      Elizabeth Mills I wonder whether he did things like that as a child.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 года назад +7

      @@carolynworthington8996 he's a malignant narcissist, so nothing good. Animal cruelty is very common.

  • @awake1251
    @awake1251 6 лет назад +124

    The Lincoln quote and "this we cannot do" gave me goosebumps

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 6 лет назад +3

      I started to tear up (in a manly way).

    • @carolinewong6558
      @carolinewong6558 6 лет назад +1

      Like the old white men in control of government and the Republican Party? How about the Parkland teens and Sandy Hook parents who were accused of being crisis actors as a counter example? No, the blame lies with the generation in power who is seeing it but is too scared to fix it. If you're calling for Millennials to do something besides protest and vote, you're asking for violence and assassination attempts. Very few Millennials are in positions of power. We haven't reached that point. Yet.

    • @caroline10081
      @caroline10081 6 лет назад

      I'm just stating a fact by saying old white men are in charge. Look at the photos. It also does not have to be all or nothing. Power can and should be shared. Social media affected the last Presidential election. Its effect will only increase as people learn to harness its power. For all I know, you could be a real commentator. Or you could be a paid troll. That is where we're now. Some Millennials are billionaires because of social media.

    • @awake1251
      @awake1251 6 лет назад +5

      "stupid" is picking fights on youtube like you've tried to do.

    • @roseviolet1
      @roseviolet1 6 лет назад

      john doe which is why you will loose in the end. Your view of the world is very blurry.

  • @BoB-wb8yp
    @BoB-wb8yp 6 лет назад +497

    America needs Jon but at this point America doesn't deserve Jon

    • @thirtythreeflavors
      @thirtythreeflavors 6 лет назад +19

      Bo B kind of like Batman.

    • @lucyfoster4082
      @lucyfoster4082 5 лет назад +5

      Like children, we should get what we need not what we deserve.

  • @BanditRants
    @BanditRants 6 лет назад +1417

    As someone who narrates his own videos, I must say Jon is an absolute master with words. I don't understand how he does it so immaculately in one take.

    • @dippp3057
      @dippp3057 6 лет назад +8

      BanditRants Your videos are godly.

    • @GlorifiedTruth
      @GlorifiedTruth 6 лет назад +8

      And thank you for not dangling your modifier.

    • @AKAdaJoker14
      @AKAdaJoker14 6 лет назад +19

      Rehearsal dude. He’s done it for years

    • @CrystalCoyoteX
      @CrystalCoyoteX 6 лет назад +23

      BanditRants there are a couple of people like that in the industry, but it's a rare talent. I believe the descriptor is, "everything they touch is gold."

    • @glo1168
      @glo1168 6 лет назад +11

      CrystalCoyoteX it’s not a talent he did it every weekday for over a decade and a half. It’s called repetition, practice

  • @Preirin
    @Preirin 6 лет назад +227

    Even wrapped in comedy, it can not hide the shame and pain of what we have allowed this country to become because fo ONE man and his bootlickers.

    • @karlkarlsson8826
      @karlkarlsson8826 4 года назад +1

      Is your Nation not objectively doing better today? Of course, your societal climate is fucked beyond all repair - but that isnt Trumps fault, right?
      Wondering from Germany.

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 4 года назад +20

      Karl Karlsson Well, he’s started a tariff war with China that’s jacked up prices and caused a blow to our economy, undermined the system of checks in balances between our three branches of government for personal gain, destroyed our credibility with our allied nations, emboldened hate speech and put people seeking refuge in-let’s be honest here-concentration camps.
      So “better” is a strong word.

    • @csarheras5587
      @csarheras5587 4 года назад +2

      Lowkeylie Sure, buddy, concentration camps...I am latino and even i call bullshit to that, stop drinking the kool aid that hard, kid

    • @psq1976
      @psq1976 3 года назад

      Is it wierd that I like job stewart and I like the 45th president of the US Mr. Donald J. Trump

    • @Ash-ow5yc
      @Ash-ow5yc 3 года назад +1

      @@csarheras5587 Glad just being Latino somehow makes you an expert on the existence or non existence of... oh wait, it doesn’t mean you automatically know shit. ‘I’m Latino’ doesn’t make you an expert or authority on the matter. And even if you are Latino, which people who usually go ‘yeah well I’m black (or any other ethnicity or race etc) take that’ are usually little white boys sitting at home in mommy’s basement with no other way to win an internet argument than to lie about their ethnicity. 😂 Empathy. Get some.

  • @freez1ngsapper
    @freez1ngsapper 6 лет назад +209

    “Gleeful cruelty” is the perfect term I’ve been struggling to find. Antagonistic was the closest I got.

    • @kanucklehead5001
      @kanucklehead5001 6 лет назад +14

      freez1ngsapper, "Gleeful cruelty AND dickishness" Also, " turning cruelty into a virtue". Perfect descriptions.

    • @linzzyy
      @linzzyy 6 лет назад +7

      100% agree - I have also been searching for the right term to capture it - "gleeful cruelty" nails it

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 года назад +2

      Malignant narcissist is the term, give it a Google.

  • @marthasolis4306
    @marthasolis4306 6 лет назад +194

    I love it when Jon Stewart makes an appearance!

  • @virtualpants
    @virtualpants 6 лет назад +391

    "Gleeful cruelty and dickishness." --Official slogan of the GOP

    • @marleneg7794
      @marleneg7794 5 лет назад +6

      Michael Seltzer I'm putting that on a bumper sticker! Genius!

    • @macmaasi79
      @macmaasi79 5 лет назад

      wondering what the slogan of the Dems is...

    • @Mozart1220
      @Mozart1220 5 лет назад

      @@macmaasi79 RESIST!

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 4 года назад +4

      macmaasi79 Pandering and ineffective platitudes?
      I say this as somebody that despises Trump and the state of the GOP. But there’s no denying that the shit show that is the Democratic Party at the moment also contributed to his ability to secure the election in the first place.
      To be clear, there are a few select people I like and whose policies I support in both parties. I’m just fed up with the parties themselves as a whole.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 4 года назад

      @@macmaasi79 it's 🤬

  • @calebvoyles8240
    @calebvoyles8240 6 лет назад +27

    Jon Stewart was the first person who ever made me interested in politics, and when he stepped down I knew I owed it to him to stay interested in politics. To look, and listen, and call out bullshit when I see it.

  • @Jackpl
    @Jackpl 6 лет назад +110

    The villain never thinks he is the villain. He (Trump) thinks he is the hero of his own story.

    • @mandelharvey3429
      @mandelharvey3429 6 лет назад

      A.T. Schlesinger he's Allie McBeal. but ling is Putin and Kim is Peter mcnicol.

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 6 лет назад +3

      Saying the government is shit is not "causing civil unrest", anyone who thinks so is a totalitarian.

    • @roadrage9191
      @roadrage9191 6 лет назад +1

      In some things Trump is a Hero in others a complete loser and psychopath. Problem with the left is they shout bloody murder on everything good or bad from the right and defend the left no matter how bad. If you cry wolf so many times you are no longer listened too or respected. This was also the main power of Jon, he was pure comedy but above all he tried to be fair. Call out crazy bullshit of the left or right and applaud good things from the right or left.

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone 6 лет назад +81

    Jon Stewart has perfected the art of calling out people for their BS.

    • @joearehart9854
      @joearehart9854 6 лет назад

      this.

    • @Seeker024
      @Seeker024 6 лет назад +1

      @islanti - It is scripted. That doesn't mean it is fake. So he ran a rehearsal for all that he wanted to tell Trump ? So what.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 6 лет назад

      @islanti Those pseudo intellects do nothing but spew BS. Jon Stewart on the other hand has a history of calling it out.

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 6 лет назад

      @jack white You not liking what he says doesn't make it BS.

  • @theresajackson1046
    @theresajackson1046 6 лет назад +167

    'gleeful cruelty'. One of the best descriptors of the cheeto in charge.

    • @holicaowow1847
      @holicaowow1847 6 лет назад +8

      That was a little overstated, I thought. More like cruelty as a built-in habit. A daily mantra. Something you don't think twice about, like breathing. I've never seen Trump "gleeful" about his cruelty. It's so ingrained, he's not even aware of it.

    • @RealDalaiKarma
      @RealDalaiKarma 6 лет назад +1

      You're both just haters. Why don't you actually step out of the echo chamber and see why real people support Trump and see what he has actually done that the echo chamber won't mention.

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 5 лет назад

      Actin like you don't fuckin love Cheetos

    • @elizataylor1726
      @elizataylor1726 4 года назад

      So your'e really gonna insult cheetos like that?

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 4 года назад

      JmZKarma I have, and there are things that I think he has done that have had benefits and I’ll give him credit for those.
      That doesn’t change the fact that as a net total though most of his policies seem to be driven by spitefulness and fear. And if that is not in fact the case, then he’s done a terrible job in how he carries himself to project otherwise.
      At the end of the day all that is immaterial though, because of the numerous, demonstrable ways that he has impacted various facets of the country that have caused tangible harm.

  • @InspiredObserver
    @InspiredObserver 6 лет назад +177

    Job Stewart is a rare case of a genius man that’s incredibly ethical yet unbelievably funny and compassionate.
    Glad I live in his age, but I hope he leads something big in the UN or America, I don’t know! But humanity will benefit from that. He is one of a kind, cheers to him

    • @hollycline2427
      @hollycline2427 5 лет назад +3

      InspiredObserver
      Yep he is the coolest

    • @mikewilson9647
      @mikewilson9647 5 лет назад

      Jon Stewart is a common case of athiest egotistical fool. He's too dumb to turn away from the fake news that has had 2 major errors this week alone. You guys are cought up in your egos and not doing critical analysis of each political story. I'm agnostic....but I take the christians over the athiests anytime.

    • @hazmimosafeer286
      @hazmimosafeer286 5 лет назад

      Very true ...

    • @andreahughes5042
      @andreahughes5042 4 года назад +3

      @@mikewilson9647 wow, I'm an atheist and I don't care what someone believes but how they react to situations.
      But I bet If you had It your way we would be following the bible about "kill non believers", "women can't speak in church", it's OK to kidnap women and force them to marry the rapist. But you are being the fundy christan. Really sickening.

    • @waleedaslam9702
      @waleedaslam9702 3 года назад +1

      @@mikewilson9647 you just showed everyone how stupid you are.

  • @greyzonefilm
    @greyzonefilm 6 лет назад +197

    It's things like this that keep me going during these appalling times. Thank you, Colbert and Stewart.

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 6 лет назад +275

    We need Jon Stewart back on TV every night. Now more than ever!!

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 6 лет назад

      TheHua89 but Trevor makes me soaking wet 😛😛💦💦💦😛😛😛

    • @im.empimp
      @im.empimp 6 лет назад +8

      No, we actually need him and others like him to run _and be elected_ to office in the presidency and as representatives. I love Jon Stewart, but we need action now, much more than we need comedy.

    • @starlinguk
      @starlinguk 6 лет назад +6

      Never mind TV, Jon Stewart for president.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 6 лет назад +2

      Not really. You need someone to stop the madness, not turn it into comedy gold.

  • @TheFLOW1978
    @TheFLOW1978 4 года назад +36

    "We will prevail! Unless, of course, the democratic leadership continues to be a bunch of feckless..." I have a feeling I was robbed of the most important part of his message.

    • @laughable6650
      @laughable6650 4 года назад +3

      Maybe if they didn’t cut him off, Bernie would have got the nomination.

  • @BeckyWilson123
    @BeckyWilson123 6 лет назад +50

    I adore Jon so much, his intelligence is a breath of fresh air in this effing shit storm.

  • @sandrabender9162
    @sandrabender9162 6 лет назад +44

    Jon Stewart is the ultimate royalty in late night political comedy. His commentary is golden.

    • @andan04
      @andan04 6 лет назад

      Stewart once told Chris Wallace that at his highest aspiration, he wanted to be this generation's Mark Twain. He's pretty darn close.

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 6 лет назад +202

    Oh yeah I forgot, Jon Stewart now lives under Stephen's desk.

    • @davidhollenshead4892
      @davidhollenshead4892 6 лет назад +3

      Actually Mr. Stewart lives in the basement, but there is a trap door near the desk, which sometimes Mr. Colbert forgets to lock, after feeding him...

    • @MJFAN666
      @MJFAN666 6 лет назад

      Eckhart of the Cygnus Knights Matt daemon lives in the back room at Jimmy kimmel

  • @renskedunnewold1995
    @renskedunnewold1995 5 лет назад +5

    That handshake and hug at the end just fills my heart, they are so cute together :)

  • @ExhaustedElox
    @ExhaustedElox 6 лет назад +110

    God, I miss you, Jon.

  • @KambEight
    @KambEight 6 лет назад +100

    "On this we cannot yield."

  • @in_lovewith_the_universe9965
    @in_lovewith_the_universe9965 6 лет назад +127

    Jon and Stephen are both incredible, but when they're together it suddenly becomes magical! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @lillies2011
    @lillies2011 6 лет назад +60

    I miss Jon. He needs another show. His voice is needed in this day and age

  • @bonnieforman9700
    @bonnieforman9700 6 лет назад +19

    Love you John - wish you'd come back for a special every now and then. We miss you horribly.

  • @ArcKing01
    @ArcKing01 6 лет назад +10

    Jon's Stewart's best entrance ever: Just pop up from under the desk out of f*cking nowhere going "you ok, buddy?"

  • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
    @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 лет назад +31

    John Stewart/ Stephen Colbert 2020. Bringing Back America's Integrity.

  • @SuperSpidey313
    @SuperSpidey313 6 лет назад +43

    "unless of course the Democrats continue to be a bunch of feckless..." I really wish he could have finished that sentence.

  • @vingrier87
    @vingrier87 5 лет назад +10

    These two I Like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck brought to life LOL I love it

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 6 лет назад +2287

    Once these guys hit their golden years, I'd love to see them become the new Statler and Waldorf, just sitting in an opera box throwing shade at the world

    • @alexbeltran6668
      @alexbeltran6668 6 лет назад +33

      19thHour yesssssssss

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад +25

      abso-frickin-lutely

    • @WozzyA
      @WozzyA 6 лет назад +26

      that would be perfect

    • @gregm8871
      @gregm8871 6 лет назад +36

      Lets just hope we're all still alive by then.

    • @rogerstarkey5390
      @rogerstarkey5390 6 лет назад +19

      19thHour
      Ok, let's start casting!
      We've got Miss Piggy. (SHS)
      Donald as Kermit?
      "It's not easy being gre..." Damn... Orange!
      Beaker? (Jnr?)
      Animal .... Mmmmm (Hannity!!)
      Anyone?

  • @supertramp0411
    @supertramp0411 6 лет назад +159

    Missed you Jon

  • @RobertMcGovernTarasis
    @RobertMcGovernTarasis 6 лет назад +12

    I'm glad Stephen gives Jon a platform.

    • @hollycline2427
      @hollycline2427 5 лет назад

      Robert McGovern
      I am too, Jon is actually still one of the producers on the show, but they do have the greatest relationship

  • @yukioishii484
    @yukioishii484 6 лет назад +15

    Living here on the big island of Hawaii, I died of laughing. It’s always nice to get a joke thrown this way every once in a while, and that was the best ever.

  • @Terra_1998
    @Terra_1998 6 лет назад +224

    We laugh, but I see real pain in that man's eyes

    • @sonyahannah
      @sonyahannah 6 лет назад +35

      Been seeing it in Stephen's, too, for several weeks.

    • @davidlynch5566
      @davidlynch5566 6 лет назад +20

      terra1998 So do i and that's why i think america is in dire trouble.

    • @cbuchner6862
      @cbuchner6862 6 лет назад +17

      It's in all sane Americans'.

    • @BethBuelow
      @BethBuelow 6 лет назад +20

      So true. I read somewhere that's why JS walked away from the Daily Show... he was so angry and couldn't find the humor anymore. I'm grateful every time he, Stephen, and everyone else channels that pain into powerful comedy and commentary. It's one way of speaking truth to power that our spineless representatives seem incapable of doing.

    • @Siafk
      @Siafk 6 лет назад

      C Buchner
      Sane Americans? Like the ones that stopped the school shootings? Oh wait

  • @eyuin5716
    @eyuin5716 6 лет назад +502

    I thought we didn't negotiate with terrorists?

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 6 лет назад +18

      He's negotiating with Trump, not Jeff Sessions.

    • @dem0ninthemist
      @dem0ninthemist 6 лет назад +33

      brainflash1 is there a difference?

    • @carrion1234
      @carrion1234 6 лет назад +17

      crawl back in your basement, pepe

    • @aperfectday736
      @aperfectday736 6 лет назад +7

      Jon only negotiate with Trump on what his last meal will be, before Trump is sentenced to death for treason.
      Cheese Burgers or Vegestables?

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 6 лет назад +6

      Ęÿūį Æßñ... That was back when we had mindful President's, Trump's is empty. Like the spot where his heart is supposed to be, it's empty like his spirit being devoid of soul... Like his hamburger plate last night, after 9:43pm Pacific, and Trump Casino before you were born. Like when the tide rolls out, but without everything left behind. Like the setting Sun after it sets, but without the Moon and Stars and Spaceforce junk... OK, maybe Trump's head ain't empty, but it's less matter then the sand in a minute glass.

  • @Macfudo
    @Macfudo 6 лет назад +102

    As someone from Canada, I must say that I’m worried about you guys. I have been to the States so many times that I know that Trump doesn’t truly represent you. He is mean, while you are kind. He is racist, while you are tolerant. God bless all of you who fill the US with compassion not cruelty. His words are damaging to the whole world. As a Canadian, I hope he sincerely does not win in 2020. If he does, the world will be more chaotic and we will have more separation than togetherness. We love you USA. You can fix it.

    • @ericachapin
      @ericachapin 5 лет назад +10

      Thank you. WE WILL NOT YIELD TO dt HATRED AND STUPIDITY

    • @rachelbreault700
      @rachelbreault700 5 лет назад +5

      Either way his time is limited. There will certainly be decades of damage but the world will keep spinning.

    • @mikewilson9647
      @mikewilson9647 5 лет назад +1

      These guys are not kind or tolerant.....they're egotistical athiests who have no values or scruples or sence of history or even logical thought. I'm agnostic but I'll take a christian Trumper anytime over an athiest never Trumper anytime.

    • @vichedges8858
      @vichedges8858 5 лет назад

      @@rachelbreault700 hyperbole much?

    • @nancythecat1079
      @nancythecat1079 4 года назад +5

      @@mikewilson9647 It's spelled "sense." You might try to acquire some.

  • @DentArhurDent
    @DentArhurDent 5 лет назад +22

    Jon Stewart is a national treasure.

  • @Factless_Wonder
    @Factless_Wonder 6 лет назад +267

    Stewart and Colbert 2020

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 лет назад +11

      McClain Potter Totally agree with you here. John Stewart/ Stephen Colbert 2020. Bringing Back America's Integrity.

    • @mandelharvey3429
      @mandelharvey3429 6 лет назад

      I fully expected Stewart to run. I predicted a smooth talking white male entertainer. I expected Eminem but I forgot it had to be a republican. I wanted them to run last time, but I believe they are more likely to win than any candidates we saw last time except may be Bernie.

    • @mandelharvey3429
      @mandelharvey3429 6 лет назад

      I would like to see Venus Williams. Venus successfully negotiated women's equal pay across the Tennis tour internationally. She's internationally known and respected. White supremacists have hated for years and she can't be any more threatened than she already has. Jon Stewart makes a good top of the ticket because he knows his stuff. Let Colbert keep his current Platform until 2028 when he can run as Venus's VP or with Serena. Rosario Dawson is excellent on the campaign Trail too and could be a fine match up for the older Mr. Stewart.

    • @traciyancey6487
      @traciyancey6487 6 лет назад

      McClain Potter Yes!!!!

    • @amy4337
      @amy4337 6 лет назад

      Would be insane

  • @michaelrodger
    @michaelrodger 6 лет назад +115

    The bromance makes me so happy. Stephen Colbert is just sitting behind a desk on his own damn show so his buddy and mentor can talk.

    • @HeatherL7290
      @HeatherL7290 6 лет назад +3

      Michael Rodger right we could all learn something from them!!!

    • @LardGreystoke
      @LardGreystoke 6 лет назад +1

      Jon Frog and Stephen Toad are friends.

    • @donwadd9143
      @donwadd9143 6 лет назад

      Two idiots!

  • @t.d108
    @t.d108 5 лет назад +8

    Jon Stewart, thank you, you're 100% RIGHT ON!!!

  • @marcob6880
    @marcob6880 6 лет назад +21

    "Dickensian level of cruelty" John should know better then that, the Toddling Tangerine Tyrant wouldn't have a clue what that really means!

  • @DrMantisT0boggan
    @DrMantisT0boggan 6 лет назад +23

    This is goddamn phenomenal. Everything is stated perfectly by John!

    • @numinousmud4
      @numinousmud4 6 лет назад

      TBB323 except what he will give up if Trump gives up his dickish attitude. I must not have not caught what he is willing to give up that’s equal! He and the left would have to take out their dickish attitude as well. Still be critical and funny, but do it without being a dick and or cruel. Trump would make him endorse him so he gets elected again in 2020, then they may have a deal lol

    • @SC-uq2jf
      @SC-uq2jf 6 лет назад

      b. m. YOU POSTED GIBBERISH.

  • @MegaMsCathy
    @MegaMsCathy 6 лет назад +91

    "Dickishness" is the word of the day!!!...I love it!!!

    • @davidb6576
      @davidb6576 6 лет назад +6

      It's like we're in a Dickishensian novel, but written by a sociopath on acid!

  • @guibox3
    @guibox3 6 лет назад +27

    Gosh, I miss Jon Stewart...Colbert's doing a bang up job with the whole Trump fiasco, but nobody can skewer and put everything into perspective like Stewart can. His voice is sorely needed right now

  • @AK907guy
    @AK907guy 5 лет назад +7

    "No matter how hard the wind howls, the mountain will not bow."

  • @UliaAB
    @UliaAB 6 лет назад +457

    We need Jon Stewart to come out of retirement until Trump is gone. We need all the help we can get.

    • @michaeldwyer5675
      @michaeldwyer5675 6 лет назад +8

      UliaAB I heartily agree

    • @nofear2792
      @nofear2792 6 лет назад

      Quit crying because i do agree these washed up comedians and colbert have the same joke material for trump everytime they say shit. Maybe new material could help the trump haters uh?

    • @lrajah1
      @lrajah1 6 лет назад +1

      no bullshit!!

    • @enjoyitbro
      @enjoyitbro 6 лет назад

      You sound like such a childish needy crybaby who won't grow up when you say things like that

    • @michaeldwyer5675
      @michaeldwyer5675 6 лет назад +3

      enjoyitbro that seems harsh.

  • @pinktoonie
    @pinktoonie 6 лет назад +103

    Can Jon just permanently co-host??

    • @potaterjim
      @potaterjim 6 лет назад

      He lives under the table, he's there every show! If you listen quietly, you can gear his hair turn grey every time trump comes up

  • @darkgiggler
    @darkgiggler 5 лет назад +1

    7:39-7:49 omg the friendship between these two, so awesome. you can see it in their eyes and gestures... they truly respect each other.

  • @frauw7508
    @frauw7508 5 лет назад +2

    You can literally see how much they trust each other, how thankful they are for each other. What an awesome friendship and partnership!

  • @kderp9727
    @kderp9727 6 лет назад +157

    Goddamn I miss Jon Stewart.

  • @blackhawk24994
    @blackhawk24994 6 лет назад +185

    Every moment Jon Stewart is on tv Trump begins disappearing like the picture of Marty Mcfly's family on Back to the Future.

    • @KlassyKat45
      @KlassyKat45 5 лет назад +1

      So wish. He needs to be impeached, thrown in prison and his presidency should be annulled.

  • @chrisrichmond1941
    @chrisrichmond1941 6 лет назад +11

    Samantha Bee's gift to the world: We can now use the word 'feckless' as a synonym for the 'c' word. :-)

  • @MarkovChains223
    @MarkovChains223 6 лет назад +135

    Enough with this "Give Jon Stewart a show again". We can do better than that. Let's give him the damn presidency!
    If we're gonna vote in celebrities, we may as well try to pick the smart ones

    • @hollycline2427
      @hollycline2427 5 лет назад +1

      zack budde
      Amen

    • @devilsshield
      @devilsshield 5 лет назад +4

      I prefer him not to be a president. How about we choose someone that is more reasonable and non-biased like Neil DeGrasse Tyson or Bill Nye?

    • @MarkovChains223
      @MarkovChains223 5 лет назад +5

      @@devilsshield Meh... They're best as science advocates/communicators, but Idk that either would really be very good at policymaking outside of science

    • @devilsshield
      @devilsshield 5 лет назад +1

      Well, Zack, isn't that perfect? I just want the president to be someone that would be too scared to take any action and sit alone in a dark room and we hear from every 4 years for us to send the next person into seclusion and that to be the whole state of Government :) If possible, I would like the Government as weak and as far away from me and everyone else as possible.

    • @MarkovChains223
      @MarkovChains223 5 лет назад +1

      @@devilsshield, even with that as your goal, I don't think Tyson or Nye would be very good. I don't think they'd be particularly good at policymaking, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't do it anyways.

  • @cursedcleric9617
    @cursedcleric9617 6 лет назад +48

    “This we cannot do”

  • @jainck4
    @jainck4 6 лет назад +362

    This piece of commentary is great. As a Canadian I am happy to join with Americans to continue to call slavery wrong; and immigration kidnapping cruel. It is wrong on so many levels. Thank you Jon Stewart for going to the heart of the matter and speaking the truth. Now let's encourage people to get out and vote. Bless you.

    • @coolaunt516
      @coolaunt516 6 лет назад +19

      Love to you all in Canada!

    • @sdjosh9081
      @sdjosh9081 6 лет назад +3

      Tell your pm to stop drinking so much soy milk.

    • @Fantallana
      @Fantallana 6 лет назад +25

      lol found the inbred who uses "soy" an an insult. Awwww, somebody's toxic masculinity is threatened!

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 лет назад +3

      Bieti - that's because he has so little of it. Poor baby. 😞

    • @maryanneslater9675
      @maryanneslater9675 6 лет назад +7

      And to support them, we have to stay strong here. Remember that members of Andrew Scheer's staff are okay with Trump's immigration policy, Stephen Harper is still undermining Canada's right to make trade deals, and the Conservatives tried to create a snitch line for reporting un-Canadian traditions.

  • @analoren4745
    @analoren4745 4 года назад +4

    How is it that this clip remains evergreen in April 2020?

  • @RAyarsley
    @RAyarsley 6 лет назад +7

    Beautifully said Jon!!

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 6 лет назад +388

    Jon sensed one of his children was sad

    • @danishday6954
      @danishday6954 6 лет назад +9

      Jacob Prim great now I'm sad

    • @sdjosh9081
      @sdjosh9081 6 лет назад +2

      Yup, you right. Colbert has been acting like a child since Trump won.

    • @zugzug733
      @zugzug733 6 лет назад +17

      And trump has been acting like a child since....forever

    • @sheriramajo4794
      @sheriramajo4794 6 лет назад

      Jacob Prim j

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 6 лет назад +8

    That Hawaii joke was brilliant as hell

  • @darkblue5
    @darkblue5 6 лет назад +16

    Stewart and Colbert... I dare you to name a more iconic duo...

  • @manofwarandmusic501
    @manofwarandmusic501 3 года назад +1

    11/5/2020 still need to come back to this video.

  • @Roseybaby63
    @Roseybaby63 6 лет назад +27

    Sigh. For a few moments there, I felt like I'm not living in Bizarro World now. Thank you, Jon, thank you.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 лет назад +3

      Ikr? It seems like occasionally a voice gets through from the real-life side of the Matrix...

  • @ha222ha222
    @ha222ha222 6 лет назад +492

    Jon Stewart's talent isn't just his wit, but his ability match it with incisiveness. Better than most commentators, he is always able to boil things down to the quintessential truth.
    This president enjoys being cruel.

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 6 лет назад +33

      This president enjoys being cruel.
      It bears repeating, daily. Never the new normal.

    • @CrystalCoyoteX
      @CrystalCoyoteX 6 лет назад +2

      Gateaux Q couldn't agree more. It's littered across his history, and his now. :(

    • @1247.cccccc
      @1247.cccccc 6 лет назад

      ha222ha222 Jon Stewart and the fanclub have grown an extra chromosome. Trump derangement syndrome.

    • @ha222ha222
      @ha222ha222 6 лет назад +8

      1247.cc You mean to suggest that as a fanatical presidential supporter? Of course years ago he famously criticized CNN, but you'd be okay with that? The press and political commentators report what they see. Not what you tell them they are allowed to see

    • @1247.cccccc
      @1247.cccccc 6 лет назад +2

      Jon Stewart has a unified theory for you to embrace, great! What might one do now; armed with this truth that Trump enjoys being cruel?

  • @MichaelTheRead
    @MichaelTheRead 5 лет назад +7

    I've never heard trump more accurately described than as "gleefully cruel."

  • @theholidaylady1
    @theholidaylady1 6 лет назад +14

    I love both of these men!

  • @darksideseem
    @darksideseem 6 лет назад +73

    Well said. It's a shame that Trump won't understand any of it.

    • @numinousmud4
      @numinousmud4 6 лет назад +1

      darksideseem I would disagree. I may have missed the deal part? He was clear on what he wouldn’t settle for, he wants Trump to give up his dickish underlying attitude, both implicit and explicit, what does the left have to give up of equal value? For it to be fair, both parties need to give up something of equal value! Hard to make a deal happen in good faith when one party is spitting in your face. Would you not agree?

  • @michaeldwyer5675
    @michaeldwyer5675 6 лет назад +391

    I love these guys. I figured this was coming. Beautifully said, Jon.

    • @FrodeBergetonNilsen
      @FrodeBergetonNilsen 6 лет назад +4

      Funny how this point, has not been pointed out yet. We need sharp minds like these, to speak out in public. This is such a shrewd observation, but most importantly, the analysis is flat out rare.

    • @Nalapige
      @Nalapige 6 лет назад

      Steven Colbert said Jon because he was talking to Jon Batiste (his bandleader). Not because he was talking to Jon Stewart...

  • @natureallmighty
    @natureallmighty 2 года назад +1

    "Hello, Donald!" And I heard Oliver's Catheter Cowboy

  • @jrparis114
    @jrparis114 5 лет назад +27

    When Trump goes down... I want his base to go down with him!
    I'm sure, however, there are fine people on both sides- no offense!

    • @jasonoftheredwoods4935
      @jasonoftheredwoods4935 4 года назад +2

      When Trump goes down, you can bet that no one will admit that they supported or voted for him

    • @CountryMetal01
      @CountryMetal01 4 года назад +1

      @@jasonoftheredwoods4935 Goes Down with what? There is no Evidence of any Wrongdoing or Illiegal activity out of the Trump Camp, however the Evidence points to a hellova lot of illegal acts by the people looking for anything to be a crime

    • @Torrild
      @Torrild 4 года назад

      @@CountryMetal01 you my friend need to diversify your news sources.

  • @ATXTube
    @ATXTube 6 лет назад +391

    Absolutely legendary.

  • @beatrizmonteiro658
    @beatrizmonteiro658 6 лет назад +47

    Love you Jon Stewart. Love you Stephen Colbert. Thanks for all that you do for us.

  • @McGriddle69
    @McGriddle69 4 года назад +7

    John Stewart needs another show

  • @destructoblog
    @destructoblog 5 лет назад +20

    Just hearing his voice makes me feel a little bit better. Like the old voice of sanity is still there in this insane world where a disgraced reality TV star is president.

  • @captaincoffeecake3595
    @captaincoffeecake3595 6 лет назад +152

    John Stewart for president #JohnStewart2020

  • @mkpooni
    @mkpooni 6 лет назад +31

    I mean, a Stewart/Colbert 2020 would be amazing.

    • @mkpooni
      @mkpooni 6 лет назад +2

      You know, with Kennedy leaving, people forget he was a swing vote for Citizens United (and Bush v. Gore). I wish all campaigns could be like Ocasio-Cortez's. I was just trying to be funny... clearly I wouldn't support this duo, especially since it's all about Oprah 2020. (Kidding again.)

  • @NikEdw70
    @NikEdw70 5 лет назад +1

    This is... just breathtakingly, wonderful! Two of the best comedian reporters on the planet!

  • @lunabranwen
    @lunabranwen 5 лет назад +4

    Right to the point. Well said

  • @SteinErikDahle
    @SteinErikDahle 6 лет назад +22

    Jon Stewart is THE KING of intelligent, political humor!

  • @thatguywhowearsblack
    @thatguywhowearsblack 6 лет назад +80

    Trump tweet next morning = "JON STEWART HURT MY FEELINGS. I NEED A RALLY TO DISTRACT FROM MY INSECURITIES AND INADEQUACY."

    • @martavdz4972
      @martavdz4972 6 лет назад +5

      LOL I just imagined him actually doing that :-D

    • @sonyahannah
      @sonyahannah 6 лет назад +6

      More like this: "Unfunny Jon Stewart and unfunnier guy under the desk make fun of serious problems. Sad. Covfefe."

    • @guymine1233
      @guymine1233 6 лет назад +5

      sonyahannah yeah trump has a VERY VERY limited vocabulary

    • @andan04
      @andan04 6 лет назад +4

      "And at said Rally I will, of course, speak in simple generalities about current Policies of governing while gloating about my electoral Victory of two years ago in great detail!" [Trump's capitalization rules approximated]

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 5 лет назад +20

    5:03 - Wow, Stephen can speak parseltongue. He must have went to Hogwarts.

  • @kennedykariuki6352
    @kennedykariuki6352 6 лет назад +22

    I did not know i would miss this man this much 😁

  • @gmcubed
    @gmcubed 6 лет назад +1132

    Come back to us

  • @rynegreen7902
    @rynegreen7902 6 лет назад +26

    If we were going to make any celebrity president, why couldn’t it been Jon Stewart?

  • @jasonflay8818
    @jasonflay8818 6 лет назад +706

    He is right but we cannot simply just not yield, we must stand up, band together and Fight. Fight by calling out politicians, fight by protecting our fellow Americans when we see racism, sexism and hatred in our streets, and Fight by voting in EVERY election. National politicians start at home, they start as councilmen, they start as state representatives, they start as Congress. Vote this November and EVERY election from here on out.

    • @drecrego8632
      @drecrego8632 6 лет назад +29

      You are right, and it worries me that this response is not heard enough. Unless good people take back the system, by voting and making sure our voices are heard, no amount of outrage is going to make a difference.

    • @phillippetersen6434
      @phillippetersen6434 6 лет назад +6

      I will tell you this. I will be voting in every single election since 2016 because of how this year has gone. I will be voting down ballot Republican.

    • @CrystalCoyoteX
      @CrystalCoyoteX 6 лет назад +6

      Jason Flay You bet your ass I will. Every time. I will never forget this ridiculous mess.

    • @CrystalCoyoteX
      @CrystalCoyoteX 6 лет назад +9

      Ilmenheru Terikson well, damn. That was... unexpected, and kind of illuminating. O.o Thank you for having the courage to share that...
      I'll search it up later... I hope there's more to it than that, cause... well... when we've got nutbars advocating for ripping toddlers from the arms of people legally seeking asylum... I find it difficult to fathom that _you're_ the criminal one somehow, just over a tolk. God that seems like such a little thing weighed against the other... even if the law is the law is the law.
      If you're legit, write some letters, see if anything comes of it (if you haven't already)? Who knows, maybe one of those appeals could net you a lead?

    • @biplav32
      @biplav32 6 лет назад +6

      more like fight by shutting down free speech, 2nd amendment and religious freedom.

  • @gnlilu6972
    @gnlilu6972 5 лет назад

    JON STEWART and STEPHEN COLBERT together are EPIC!

  • @rebukeasitis
    @rebukeasitis 6 лет назад +61

    Nothing beats the political dissection of Jon Stewart.

  • @clauamezquita4251
    @clauamezquita4251 6 лет назад +180

    i'm a simple person, I see Jon Stewart in the title I click

    • @abcsd1254
      @abcsd1254 6 лет назад +4

      Claü Amézquita wise words

    • @willieryals8141
      @willieryals8141 6 лет назад +1

      Claü Amézquita so

    • @donrobertson4940
      @donrobertson4940 6 лет назад

      We'll, I've clicked on videos with a picture of Jon Stewart and Jon Stewart in the title only to get some dipstick waffling on for 20 minutes explaining a joke Jon had tweeted.
      This is the internet. Getting what was advertised is a surprise.

  • @lindathalman3506
    @lindathalman3506 4 года назад

    Pure gold, thanks Jon and Stephen. Lili Kiki from France.

  • @theabyssofthoughts
    @theabyssofthoughts 3 года назад +1

    The greatest ever! Always standing up for what's right in the most eloquent and fun way!