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Timestamps:
0:00 No one expects the tech news
0:05 Samsung's Galaxy Unpacked
1:24 Microsoft leaves OpenAI board
2:44 Kids attack teachers thru TikTok
4:26 QUICK BITS INTRO
4:34 Secret Quantum computer regulation
5:14 PC within folding PC
5:47 Tesla weights "VIP" autopilot data
6:23 Find My Device's rocky rollout
6:54 UK politician is real, we SWEAR
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Apple takes "inspiration" from Samsung. Samsung takes "inspiration" from Apple. That's about right.
I heard you, and I 'scaped.
irony is using the most hairy man you got to do that bit 😂
I was here when this video was named “We have Apple Watch at home”
This may be the first time in history that anyone has gone to Paris to AVOID a strike…
This floored me lmao!
it maybe not when you are the major sponsor the Olympic games which are a week away to open
I clicked because the algorithm dictates my decisions.
Hollow be its name
Helmet boy dictates mine.
I clicked because Alex was on the right
The algorithm requires engagement
The algorithm demands I like and comment
that quick bits joke actually had me rolling. the silliest of them all
And that is was followed by an entry about quantum computers was😗🤌
20 bucks says the parents are going to take away their kid's phone for a week just for them to swat the teacher as a prank afterwards.
as they should
@@MadafakinRio nop in my country in my time as a chield that lvl of bs would have earned at least one night in jail. Just to scare the f out of me. And a wooping to top it off. But i guess children this days are more reasonable and dont require auch measurements to make them understand criminal action has consequences.
Tik tok children and being reasonable are 2 things that don't fit together
As a former 13 year old who was in school before social media, yes, we were monsters. It was practically an unwritten rule that at least one teacher per year needed an extended mental health leave or immediate career change 🤷♂️
Truth. One time the metal ledge on the lower part of the blackboard partially came off, and the next day some of my classmates came with toy cars because it just happened to be the perfect size of them. The ledge was promptly yanked off and used as a racing track.
It was also at some point bent around the teacher who was kind of shoved into a corner of the classroom 😬
That was the first and last year that poor teacher taught in that school. Maybe ever 😞
Edit: I did not participate in those acts. I was often a bullying target, never a bully 🤷♂
Kids are monsters at that age.
@@AlejandroValenzuela Unfortunate, yet hilarious, and deplorable...exactly like a 13 year old lol
Congrats on being a net negative for humanity?
@@MaticTheProtodid you read the last sentence?
@@RadicalAntifa Me? I didn't participate in that. I was bullied by my classmates too 😂
Also I hate to tell you but I've heard even more horrible stories from other places. It's not me. Kids at that age truly are monsters.
It never ceases to amaze me that one Apple rumour quashing another Apple rumour is considered news. It might as well be gossip.
Keepin' up with the Cooks
Apple is the god company. Everything they do and might do is important news, y'know!
"Includes an action bu- I mean, quick button!"
It's a flagrant attempt to make the apple watch ultra. I don't see the fanboys anywhere in the comment section 😂, who copied who doesn't matter now
Don't all smartwatches have an extra button to quick start a preset action? My 4 year old Amazfit GTR2 has it.
@@bgezal how many do you know that have it in orange?
@@bgezal no, basically none do, you just happened to pick one from some random company that had one
@@jojo_da_poe Garmin watches have it.
2:44 It's cases like these are why I highly discourage parents from giving their kids a smartphone.
I would actually believe that the quantum computer issue is indeed a national security issue. If some advancement has been made that means we're at or close to the point where they have enough power and memory to trivialize asymmetric cryptography, then it'd be a massive problem for any nation which hasn't upgraded all its systems to new altorithms yet (that's all of them).
they don't exist. it's nonsense.
Algorithms*
I took a quantum computing course in college recently, they're terrifyingly good at solving some very specific very important problems. And we only learned the well known popular algorithms.
I only understand Shor's algorithm, and only from a very high level. The unknown is frightening here
Unfortunately it's definitely an issue where the more they say why it's being banned, the easier it is for bad actors to exploit this vulnerability. The problem I see is that state-sponsored hackers are the only people with the capital to use quantum computers in this way, and export bans won't really do much to impact them sadly.
Something about "Doorbell onomatopoeia..." A long enough pause for my brain; Wait what? "Ling Long!".
Jesus F Christ, I am dying
Don’t take Christ’s name in vain
When I was in 11th grade our schools external IP was banned for editing Wikipedia.
6:12
straight up classicism
Then these influencers show off how perfect FSD is, because it's so optimized for their usage. Cultists spread this onward.
Kids collectively trolling their teachers on TikTok with impersonations would've been every elementary school kids' wet dream pre-social media. Substitute teachers were always known to get the worst of it.
it's always so crazy seeing my local news show up on channels like this
5:00 - The quantum computer thing makes a lot of sense, almost every in use encryption could be immediately broken once it's practical, and knowing this a lot of groups/nations have been collecting encrypted communications to crack after the fact. Unless some new standard comes out before quantum computing is realistically applicable, there's going to be a not so fun period of everyone's secrets being dragged out into the open by whoever has the shiny toy before the rest of the class.
Yeah but see my point is, wouldn't it have been SO cool if they did that with AI? y'know, before scammers could easily deepfake your voice to scam your grandma? That would've been pretty cool if they did something before to that and also the non-consensual generation of adult imagery. Sure, they're TRYING to do something NOW, but it would've been WAY cooler earlier, y'know?
Sure! It's easier to blame social media and not those horrible absentee parents who want their children to be educated by the school and smartphones.
0:02 how did you know??
Indeed
AI, we slap that shit on everything. Should be the new logo
What did that candidate expect with that photo? Are you kidding me? I’m still not convinced that photo isn’t AI.
Could be a real photo, except filtered.
Looks like he wanted to make it look like someone about half his weight was running, which requires quite a bit of editing.
It was an "AI enhanced" image, shall we say.
A low-res, far away photo from years ago up by AI.
He claims it was because the snap-election caused photographers to get booked up (doesn't seem likely).
Personally I think it was because the photo was him a lot younger and slimer.
it is ai. he said he ai generated the photo because he didn't own a turquoise tie (the standard color of the reform party)
@@williambbqwait he gave multiple unrelated reasons for it???? the plot thickens
How awesome is it that the Monster Raving Looney party got a shout out!! A main stay of British politics. You'll be giving a shout out to Count Bucket Head next!!
Count Binface
Personally, I'm more of a Count Binface man than a Lord Bucket Head one. Sadly, not being a Londoner or in a prime minister's constituency, I don't get to vote for either of them
To my understanding, Count Binface is the same person as Lord Buckethead. The Buckethead name was apparently borrowed from an existing work of fiction, and eventually the IP owners kicked up a fuss so whoever is in the costume started going by Count Binface instead. Then again, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that someone else has picked up the name and costume of Lord Buckethead since that happened!
AI Steve was also good
@@purple-cho No you are correct, that's what I meant. It's just a name change.
My childhood neighbours can confirm 13 years are terrible especially if you and 6 of your friends decide to start a counter strike themed gang at 12 that gets disbanded by the police by age 14
There are still some Reform politicians that may not exist. It's quite the rabbit hole
It's incredible that you need to show more ID to vote for a candidate than actually *_BE_* a candidate!
Would anyone ever trust anything anyone from -AFL- -UKIP- -the Brexsh1t Party- Deform Ltd. ever says after their track record?
The ring is for those who want to be married to their phone.
Those poor teachers, fucking hell
The empathy upgrade is not installable before age 23. Some units may never be able to install this upgrade depending on genetic specs.
Circa 2012.
In highschool several student made parody accounts of the teachers and coaches on Twitter and posted some wild stuff... Temporary suspensions and informed their parents.
Paying +$100 for AI huh. What has society come to 😢
What? Your still living in the stone age? 😂 Catch up with the rest of the world, everything is AI
@@nesseihtgnay9419 incorrect, all current consumer facing implementations are a fad. Chatgpt only expanded the access to knowledge for normies who need something to spit out words instead of just going to google. All "open"ai has done is scrape the internet and assemble it into a lobotomized excel sheet.
@@nesseihtgnay9419 Birds are GODS Drones!
they just got rid of the $1000 8gb ram model, nothing really changed
@@nesseihtgnay9419absolutely not.
My class in 7th grade math ruined a teacher, the class I was in was full of kids who didn't care and the way the teacher handled the situation only made the kids worse. Social media doesn't make kids act worse, just new ways
Politicians don’t understand Facebook 😂🤦🏻♂️
I'm here for the ickbits.
great tech channel - plz keep everyone (even SNL PAT) and the background audio jokes - LUV IT
AI has the amazing ability to cut tech jobs and raise tech prices! Very cool.
“Doorbell onomatopoeia… Ling Long!”
I cackled. Loudly. 🤣
I love the fact that our Monster Raving Loony Party (an actual political party est.1982) is known outside of the UK. xD
If y'all aren't gonna put him in office, can we here in Amercia borrow Count Binface? He seems more honest (and is certainly more sensible) than most of our politcians.
A Square Watch with a Circular Screen
looks like a Rectangular Watch with a
Rectangular Screen - Florida Maths 🤣🤣
7:35 For those who aren't British, let me explain the MRL party.
The UK's electoral laws allow parody parties to be part of the election process. Most famous in the MRL party currently being Count Binface.
So yes, we even make fun of our elections.
"and 'D' is short for 'dentification'." 😂
lol i got an ad before this video and for a second I thought, "Wow! techlinked really upped their intro game"
The thick manly voice for the *Manscaped* ad is very satisfying fr
"It's likely because quantum mechanics involves a mysterious force politicians fear because they don't understand."
"I believe it's called math." Best techlinked joke for a while 🤣
When I was in middle school before social media was a thing , let me tell you the things I saw. High school got worse. But at least we had the decency to harass teachers in person instead of online.
Ah yes, finally. The Samsung iWatch™
Not sure if this will be read, but I really appreciate that these videos are in 4k. They are fantastic videos, and its amazing that I can watch it on my 48" OLED 4k monitor, and it looks clear and amazing. Thanks for the tech news!!!!
In the 90s it was doodles about teachers on paper, now it's tiktok videos, nothing really changed.
Except that the Tik tok videos being made are slander and meant to get the teachers fired
@@luke_webster they would slander with doodles too if they could. This is just teachers waking up to how much the average student hates them.
@@1InVader1 no surprise that school will eventually a thing of the past when AI replaces educators completely. First just AI classrooms, next AI schools from home.
Some great writing in this one!
Doesn't the Quantum Computing ban make some sense considering its usefulness and effectiveness in MUCH more faster encryption cracking?
I wish they compete for longer battery life for smart watches now but i doubt it will happen
the danger of quantum computers is cryptography... theyre insanely good at cracking passwords that standard computers would take decades to crack
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You CAN now”
😂😂😂😂”ling long” got me
Bully: **Bullying another student**
Teacher: **Does nothing**
Bully: **Cyberbullying another student**
Teacher: **Does nothing**
Bully: **Cyberbullying the teacher**
Teacher: **Actually does something**
We love some tech news
The Quickbits bit made me spit out my tea with laughter and I have no idea why.
Yeah this folding keyboard PC thing... it reminds me of a little something called a Raspberry Pi 400 (but this time it looks 100x better in terms of performance)
"13 years old have always been monsters." Should be the 11th commandment.
doorbell onomatopoeia joke hit hard
As someone who went to school when internet was barely a thing I can confirm kids have always been terrible
Hey dont forget highschool! those kids are just as monsterous
Has anyone ever looked at the average school? Or what goes on there?
Schools are just prisons where the inmates are feral and the guards are either incompetent, disinterested, or complicit.
Actually so happy 😂😂
Samsung wants to be Apple, are you kidding us?
Have Samsung started making square watches too?
As a user of Galaxy Buds 2, I actually like the bean-ish shape because it actually makes a good seal for passive noise cancelling and (once I learned correctly) it fits comfortable. I don't really see what the new design and similar airpod inspired products have that is better.
And today, the news division of LTT Inc learns of the existence of the British Monster Raving Loony Party, our longest running Satirical outlet.
I'd bet 10 of my Great British Pounds that that's the first time you have heard of the Monster Raving Loony Party 🤣
It's Count Binface's party, isn't it? I'm an Amercian, but I've definitely been aware of it-AFAICT their actual policy positions are a lot more sensible than those of the Tories.
Yay! I like when Alex hosts :D
samsung copies apple , apple copies android and life goes on
proposing with that ring to track their cycle isnt a bad idea..🤣🤣
that Ling Long joke wouldn't have worked if Alex hadn't committed like he did
one ring to rule them all 🤣
As much as I want to like an Android alternative, they’ll probably push two firmware patches to the product and then Samsung will forget it
Anyone who has ever driven in or behind a Tesla knows that the autopilot feature basically overcompensates for everything.
Six cars length of space in front? TIME TO SMASH THOSE BRAKES.
*** Ling Long *** 😂😂😂
That’s not Alexander, that’s Alex.
Western civilization really needs to understand copying is the highest form of flattery and not something to be ashamed of. I don't like either Samsung or Apple, but come on now.
What's the deal with the impossible fans on the T-shirt?
The switch controller in your hand
This was posted so much earlier than usual wow
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Please make a video comparing the more expensive and cheaper smart rings please
I used Google's find my device last year to find my phone after i lost it while dumpster diving.
It worked great. Took me straight the house of the little mexican lady that found it. I asked if she had it, and she gave it back.
Samsung had rectangle smart watch 12+ years ago with camera fyi.
2:36 hey dont call me out like that
So stop.
AI generated Riley
nice to see Alex on Techlinked 😀
Onamonapoeia? I'm wonder if it was the teleprompter or a mouth slip, but that should have been "Onomatopoeia"! For a second I thought I'd learned a new word but only if the language is gibberish :D
broski didnt notice that we are at the point in history where people have to clarify and proof that they arent ai.
The microphone audio is so bad in this video I thought my earbuds were malfunctioning
how is it possible to be "temporarily suspended" if in school terms the suspension already implies temporal absence?
Sure !
Louis Rossmanm is going to lose his shit when he hears his daily drive in his Tesla is on the priority drive list. 😂😂😂😂😂
I kept waiting for another pair of hands to drag his hands down like in Talladega Nights......
I paid $1,900 but for my Fold4 a year and a half ago. The updates are few and far between and I'm starting to feel like we won't be getting new features soon. I have had a pretty poor experience with Samsung's support for foldables and they are going to need to do SOMETHING other than charging people to get timely updates if they ever want my business again.
I'm not upgrading every year just so I can have the latest software update on time rather than 4 months late... And I'm not accepting the fact that the most expensive consumer smartphone on the market has subpar cameras, a lack of genuine support and consistently late software updates after just a year of ownership.
Either drop the price to $1,500 or make some hardware improvements and roll out updates within a reasonable period of time past just the first year. Otherwise this is 100% not a two THOUSAND dollar device.
I like how some people hate apple and go samsung, but now samsung is just trying their hardest to resemble Apple with their devices
Samsungs tweets after wwdc were kinda unhinged.
Ofcourse the monster raving loony party had an ai candidate XD
Im from Brighton and I didn’t know we had an AI MP 😂
Theorizing that one could time-travel, within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator and vanished.
will wait for the 33.0 version...
What do you have in your left hand?
Controller for the prompter