Finally giving my Chat therapy by playing the most relaxing Kirby game
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- Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024
- The most Relaxing Kirby Game :)
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"The idea is simple: YOU'RE CLINICALLY INSANE."
Why thank you, Daniel Failboat.
a bot seems to have stolen your comment, it even got more likes than yours
edit: bot is gone again. it disappeared once, came back, and then disappeared again
edit 2: bot is still here, its comment just has less likes than your original comment now
@@curiouscreator8806 thats actually fucked, tell failboat to delete it plz
"What is this 'beam attack' you speak of? Is it in the room with us?"
"CHAIR STREAM!"
*chanting "CHAIR" intensifies*
👄👁👄 7:55
considering how insane chat is and they’ve taken over the body of prince fluff, no wonder why kirby hasnt returned to patch land
*Extra Epic Yarn*
@@cobaltordinaire5219this implies anyone cares for extra epic yarn
@@yggdrasilsaltar from what I've seen, I believe it's mid at worst
@@yggdrasilsaltar it's a shame how badly they ported epic yarn, it deserves so much better
@@yggdrasilsaltarthe singleplayer game with lag
Crowd control is great because every single person in chat has their own skewed priorities to the point that what the character actually does ends up being completely random
*CHAT, THE EVERCHANGING.*
_Anyone could be speaking under that voice..._
@@feefington Yes, exactly.
except when there’s a waddle doo on screen
@@redfoxlol101 beam attack
@@redfoxlol101 beam attack
A failboat video is a part of my complete breakfast. Good morning, everyone.
me too my person.
Good morning to you, as well.
Hey there
same here good morning lol
Good morning 😊
With the cardigan, fail genuinely looks like a therapist 😭😭
or at the very least, the second coming of Gustavo Rocque
Yeah that's like the point
@@MrSkerpentineor you may call him Gus
Walter fail
Makes him look softer.
I wish I had a therapist like Failboat because they wouldn’t understand me at all
same
*same*
same
same
Fail boat should do more therapy
Chat doesn’t need a therapist, THEY NEED A EXORCIST
Unfortunately, they nullify Expel
And drain Death
@ArshadZahid_nohandleideas is that Persona reference!?
@@dkdavidlp7546 since when the hell was Expel an element there?
@@ArshadZahid_nohandleideasmaybe they meant bless? And death being curse? Idk im goin out on a limb here
Not gonna lie the line "Yes, I believe in heaven, because I've been shown Hell" is a very raw line, especially coming from a RUclipsr trying to run a Kirby game with a livechat full of control inputs and text-to-speech
also the “WHEN I MEET YOU IN THE FIRE OF HADES, KNOW I WILL NOT SHOW YOU SYMPATHY” line is raw as hell, not gonna lie
Failboat couldn't fix chat, but chat could make Failboat worse
Sometimes that’s all that matters
“I can fix them” “I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE”
Ah yes, a Therapn't
@@chiptuni therapissed
2 seconds in and I’m already told that I’m clinically insane. Watching these videos is truly a roll of the dice as to what’s going to be said.
Yeah
I mean arent we all insane? We’re gonna be insane at some point
This is like treating a patient with dissociative identity disorder but they have like 2000+ personalities inside them
Hey that’s what I have though I only have 100 it’s “manageable”
And most of them are violent murderers.
And an overwhelming majority of them desire violence
Thank you for not calling it "multiple personalities" /pos
Also, you don't need that many alters/headmates to produce this level of chaos :) /hj (source: us)
ayyy another system-
Here’s some advice for chat
-it’s ok to ask for help
-you’re not a burden
-murder is ok
-your feelings matter
Advice denied. Sadly, we ignore you advances.
Your words mean nothing, like your life. Join chat and suffer with us all.
@@sonataavalon6017 HA! That means murder isn't okay!
We aren’t a burden? Then we need to try harder!
never knew fail could be a therapist, a divorced dad, AND a gamer
(edit: for anyone who doesnt know, the divorced dad thing is a joke im sorry for confusing anyone.)
Spamton.
No further context
@@FaultyMegai hate you (context for anyone who is confused we are friends dw)
@@FaultyMegaI am furthering this comment
Divorced dad?
@@eboii731 yep.
Failboat: **trying to keep Chat under control**
Chat:
*M U R D E R*
"Can we go to McDonald's?"
"I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION"
"yay"
don't forget:
''beam attack"
"help me father the souls are trying to control my body"
"If I am yarn and the world is made out of yarn, am I made out of the world? Or is the world made out of me?"
@@RalseiTheGoat accurate
@@RalseiTheGoat "Pizza :D"
"Chair! Chair! Chair!"
@@justinrodriguez5957 *CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR*
(i don't think that was in the stream, it might've been edited in, i heard there was an editing stream, wasn't there for it)
Failboat lore: The chat, aka the Hivemind, is either a group of spirits in the same body (think Spirtomb from Pokémon), or just one spirit with multiple voices inside their head, either way, they are a spirit. Daniel “Failboat” LastName accidentally summoned them one day, and instead of freaking out, decided to chat with the Hivemind on his streams and such (which is where the nickname ‘chat’ came from). Anyways, recently Failboat has been cooking up digital personas for the Chat to momentarily possess, in order to give them somewhat of a ‘form’. Things went south, and Daniel had to scrap some digital avatars. He finally notices that the Chat seems to not be.. totally sane, and as such initiates this stream, as a way to not only make record of Chat’s progress (to learn more about what they are and where they came from), but also to mark a quick buck to fund such scientific endeavors. The Hivemind grew a liking to Kirby, and would often be generally happier and joke around more when they’re placed in the digital body of a Kirby character. Chat thinks of Failboat as a Father Figure of some kind, and also is obviously very chaotic. (Long story short, Chat is a spirit or demon that possesses things, and Boat is a mad scientist of sorts, experimenting and noting on Chat’s behavior, with the cover-up of being a streamer, which is also used to fund said projects.)
This needs more likes
**inhale**
*JOIN THE H I V E*
if i may, i personally interpret chat as a little computer-headed robot that can display multiple different faces on its screen to represent the chat members. my design for it is super cutesy but looks can be deceiving considering the chat's behavior lol. boat and chat still have that father-son dynamic w/ chat as the bratty 6-year-old and boat as the poor dad that has to keep them in check (and me + the other mods as the sort of uncles or babysitters that look after chat)
Why does this sound like a full metal alchemist character backstory? XD
@@pankomako we are chat, talking about chat, we are talking about ourselves... that is just hilarious to me idk why
Fluff comes back into consciousness only to see half of patch land on fire
exactly, this is the aftermath of that stream
Corpses torn to shreds litter the land, fields and buildings set alight. He glances down at his hands, only to see the blood of thousands of innocent souls.
@@notageologist3022 "Those demons got therapy, Kirby got therapy, now I'm going to need therapy...and an exorcist on call at all times."
@@colony30sshittyproudbannerNoah, Lanz wants to be clinically insane.”
@@notageologist3022 Prince Fluff can hear the voices inside his head growing louder and louder by the second.... the hundreds of thousands of them, all telling him what to do and what to say... Stuff like "I WANT MCDONALDS!" "Chair stream!" "K I L L !" "Beam attack!" "Would Prince Fluff jaywalk?" "MURDER!!" "SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!" "L!" "Chair! Chair! Chair!" "Attack!" "Go left!" "Go right!" among other quotes can be heard from his head... Prince Fluff tries to fight them... but unfortunately, for him, he can't. The hivemind that is Failboat's live chat on his live streams has taken complete control over him. They tell him what to do. They tell him what to say. Patch Land is no longer safe...
I remember being here. It was my first experience having an infinite amount voices in my head. I had never felt true pain pain until that moment.
9:18 I didn't expect my joke about the chair stream I made in the chat during that stream to make it into this video, but it did, and I'm proud of it. 👍
Speaking of chair stream, do you guys think we need a 24 hour Failboat chair stream?
Yes chair
@@knoxdelk8359 *CHAIR!* 🪑🪑🪑🪑
That was you?
@@bunnyrabbit3650 Pretty sure it was. I was the only person in chat saying "chair stream". I think I also got the idea of "chair stream" from PointCrow where, from what I remember, spun a wheel and it landed on "chair stream", and he left for a few hours to have everyone in the live chat watch the chair stream. IDK.
@@curiouscreator8806 I think I did once not sure
Failboat becoming a better therapist than my actual therapist, which says a lot
Chair is an underrated character, I hope we see more of them-
YES, WE NEED MORE CHAIR!
Chair 🪑
CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR ALL HAIL THE MAIN CHARACTER CHAIR
Honestly I feel like Chat could go for a good break room. You know, one of those places where you pay to just get a baseball bat and get to smash everything to bits. Let the violent tendencies be the therapy.
Fun fact, the average time to become a therapist is 6-8 years, failboat has been posting for more than that meaning he is a fully trianed legal therapist.
I love how Dan constantly tries to keep up the whole therapist thing but over time chat just causes him to throw it out the window
1:24
Failboat: “Chat, what makes you happy?”
Chat almost immediately: *_M A N S L A U G H T E R_*
watching the stream where he edited this did irreversible psychic damage ... im never gonna unsee his little tip about voiceovers...
Do tell
@@ArceusDX nah nah it feels wrong to reveal his secrets
“The most relaxing Kirby game” is oddly more threatening and terrifying than the normal titles
Failboat: *The idea is simple you’re clinically insane* me: What a good idea for a relaxing kirby game
this stream was the epitome of "the impulsive thoughts won once again"
Thank you for using impulsive and not intrusive!
3:30 oh boy lil chat is sure not ready to find out about what were made out of.
Flesh bones and meat
"The question left Failboat pondering."
I just want to say I love the edit of chat grabbing and throwing failboat, it looks very clean good job boat man
Same, that was a good one & a smooth one.
2:43
Actually I would say they help with sadness.
I think chat is murderous because failboat put so many people’s soul into one vessel where the vessel becomes chaotic and lost trying to control it but because so many people are controlling it at the same time the emotion of the vessel just becomes angry where they murder to feel that they are in control.
Chat is just the embodiment of pure chaos and insanity and it could not be more hilarious, it's always an amazing video when chat takes a main role
(Also massive props as always to NoteBlock for his editing on this, Failboat's videos wouldn't be anywhere near as hilarious without it)
3:22 therapist needs therapy
fluff's text to speech voice sounds exactly like how i'd expect times new roman to sound
0:14 that face almost looked like Walter white.
7:39 I have watched very few failboat streams but I checked in on this one at the right time to hear this segment. Also I was actually crocheting while watching. So I was using yarn while watching the Kirby yarn game.
We know we're clinically insane when we embrace the Chair and not our Therapist Failboat.
0:04 hey guys look I'm in the video ;)
Cool
Oh yeah
Failboat has gone from being the one needing therapy, to being the therapist. Character development at it's finest!!
Chat really couldn’t make up it’s mind when deciding to see apartments or going to Fountain Gardens, and I love it!
10:24 Hey look the chair back… CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR
The more i see chat being like this, the more i lose hope on humanity
@@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901😄
Dan: So let’s begin
Chat: KILL KILL KILL
Perfect 5:55
6:34 The Ludwig theme is really selling this as something serious.
5:05 took me out for no reason 😂
5:06 is also funny
1:35 Lets go back to the pizza
That part had me laughing XD
10:16 my smoke detector went off at this exact moment and I thought chat ufo was here to kill me
It was more then a thought
Something about Chat using the text-to-speech voice is just too perfect... XD
CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR! (Chat is so unhinged) XD
As a wise person once said”chair, chair, chair, beam attack beam attack.” Which probably means: “ I loved the video. Therapy was very enjoyable.”
Or means kill every last one of them. Hard to tell.
*chair*
My favorite part of this game was the ability to stand on top of Waddle Dees, they’re finally touchable and they can truly be friends
3:25
Yarn is to this world as carbon is to us. Only we, their gods and creators, can know the horror of their lives
0:07
They have....
One very big one....
This is too ominous and I barely understand it but I am afraid
@@IRandomness their feet
are singular toes
"There are so many cults"
Chat itself is a cult.
Potato tasting salty doritos 5:41
“I believe in heaven, because I’ve been shown hell!”
This line is one of his best
Kirby epic yarn is the most relaxing kirby game by far, you can even own an apartment room and decorate it inside. 😭
Kirby's epic yarn is one of my favorite games.
7:51 I KNOW THIS MUSIC!!!
me too, it's flowering night if i am sure
I'd let Failboat be my therapist. He seems like such a chill and genuine person who wants to help you by teaching you how to avoid the thousands of voices that plays in your head at all times chanting demonic sayings about gaining the whiff of an Anthrophomorphic bird creature and the amount of times they've sacrificed their own kind, children, and old leaders for the satisfaction of an eldritch horror of a green reptile equipped with various means of taking a life by long range while wearing the most indescribably fashionable yet horrifying clothing of that a tuxedo. I'll book a session if you're available, Boat.
9:39 Failboat not knowing that he killed him but he doesn't know
Therapist: Listen a song who could help you relax...
My mind: *Bury the Light, Rules of Nature, Night of Nights, Superbeast, Find Your Flame and other frenetic songs*
Me: Okay.
0:38 Imagine being born and the first thing you do is attempted murder
4:12 pringles man
Sometimes really, I wonder when Failboat will be a real therapist, seeing him having experience over a chat like us
this was such a great stream. thanks for attempting to give us therapy dan.
This was my first Kirby game. I'm glad chat got to experience being able to rip their foes apart into their base components.
Failboat: *Tries to give his chat therapy*
His chat: We are a chaotic tempest that knows no bounds.
chat never did get their mcdonalds
We never did. We were promised. But lied to
The fact the god of destruction wants a Mc flurry it's just way too funny to me
8:01 breathe in HAHHH
*casually inhales while screaming*
hhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaahhhhhh!! *exhale* hhaaAAHHhhh...
Is it possible to have lungs the size of a whale?
4:34 this is why “chat” is french for “cat”
Chat is best character
Chat is very important to Failboat lore, why wouldn't they be?
Chat beginning their redemption arc at the end and letting the 3 Waddle Dees live only to kill the LAST FRICKIN' ONE is HILARIOUS !
Failboat deserves a raise for being a therapist for his chat
Your chat is always so feral. I love it 🤣
I would gladly have failboat as my therapist
Failboat has taught me something i will forever treasure in my soul
When i have it hard or feel sad i can always remember: there's always a cult looking for more members
At 5:00 got me laughing 🤣
“There are so many cults” -Daniel Failboat
So many Cults... so many sacrifices... How many Cults are there in the Failboat Cinematic Universe?!?!? *WE'VE GOT EYEA CULTS, JAYWALKING CULTS, WHAT'S NEXT? CHAIR CULTS?!?*
Right 7:33 here I was the one who said attack u can thank me so u didn’t have to go insane:)
:3 thx
Even though I was only in this stream for like about an hour, it was so great for Failboat to give all of the chat free therapy.
The best thing about this is, within the hour I was there, I decided to go out and pay for more therapy because of chat.
This Has to show that chat and failboat are just insane
yes
It’s Funny Watching This After Going To Therapy Today
3:35 father, it makes me more stressed, I already have enough voices, I don’t need anymore
L
ok
Failboat is trying to be calm and the chat is going on a genocide path
9:12 to funny
I don't know why, but something about the waddle dee drowning in the water while gasping for air was the funniest part of the stream to me.
8:17 mcdonals
Chat: Doctor if i'm yarn, and the word is yarn, am i made of the world, or is the world made of me
any one else in the room: (≖_≖)
My dream has come true my message is in a failboat video 1:58
I like how you said only 99.9% are subscribed and nobody noticed
3:22 that donation was perfect tho, perfect timing and a very good question. Lol
Ah yes
*This land feels like Trousers*
"It feels like... pants / trousers"
- Kirby's Epic Yarn Narrator (US / PAL), circa 2010 or prior
(pants is US, trousers is PAL i think)
just what I needed to start my week, failboat giving me therapy to help cure my Potato Tasting Salty Doritos
How can I watch this, the title isn't vaguely threatening me
Chat: can we go to McDonald's
Me who is currently on her lunch break and works at McDonald's: 😆
0:19 why does he look like gordon freeman?
Prince fluff is just being held together by the dark energy of the chat
Ten seconds in and chat is already going crazy.
I know right 😂
crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
2 minutes in and there is already around 50 comments wow
“4 minutes”
“6 minutes”
"Mabye murder isn't OK" - Failboat 2023