@@catluvr2 Man: Excuse me. Aren’t you a little too adult to know if the idea is simple? Dan: *looks at him* Yes, yes I am. Man: …Well I must say I’m impressed. (Lol Phineas and Ferb reference
The idea is simple Here is a classic recipe for lasagna bolognese: Ingredients For the bolognese sauce: - 500 g ground beef - 1 onion - 2 cloves garlic - 1 carrot - 1 stick celery - 800 g crushed tomatoes (or tomato sauce) - 2 tablespoons tomato paste - 1 glass red wine (optional) - 2 tablespoons olive oil - 1 bay leaf - Salt, pepper - Herbs de Provence or basil (optional) For the béchamel sauce: - 50 g butter - 50 g flour - 500 ml milk - Salt, pepper - Nutmeg (optional) For the lasagna: - 12 lasagna sheets - 100 g grated parmesan - 200 g grated mozzarella (optional) Preparation The Bolognese sauce: 1. Finely chop the onion, garlic, carrot and celery. 2. Heat the olive oil in a large frying pan or casserole dish. 3. Add the onion, garlic, carrot and celery. Sauté until tender. 4. Add the ground beef and cook until golden brown. 5. Pour in the red wine and reduce. 6. Add the crushed tomatoes, tomato puree, bay leaf, salt, pepper and herbes de Provence or basil. 7. Simmer over low heat for about 45 minutes, stirring occasionally. The béchamel sauce: 1. Melt the butter in a saucepan. 2. Add the flour and mix well to obtain a roux. 3. Pour in the milk little by little, stirring constantly to avoid lumps. 4. Cook over medium heat until the sauce thickens. 5. Season with salt, pepper and a little nutmeg. Assembling the lasagne: 1. Preheat the oven to 180°C (thermostat 6). 2. In a gratin dish, spread a layer of Bolognese sauce. 3. Cover with lasagne sheets. 4. Add a layer of béchamel and sprinkle with grated parmesan. 5. Repeat the operation, alternating Bolognese sauce, lasagne sheets, béchamel and parmesan, until all the ingredients are used up. Finish with a layer of béchamel and parmesan. 6. Sprinkle with grated mozzarella (optional). 7. Bake for about 30-40 minutes, until the top is golden and crispy. 8. Let rest for 5-10 minutes before serving. Enjoy your meal!
"You can't have a favorite child!" Failboat with 1st and 2nd waddle dee: Edit: if I was talking about lil chatty, then there would be no favorite child
18:05 In which chat gets a magical girl transformation, just like their one and only Father did three years ago during that one animated cutscene from the Miitopia Finale!
@@slima11NG Crazy? I was crazy once… They locked me in a comment section. A Failboat comment section. A Failboat comment section with Kuamo’s creator. Kuamo’s creator made me crazy.
Quick question, who is kuamo?? Amd why are they supposed to be scary, when I searched it up 'kaumo' the pictures made him look kinda like just a goofy lad
4:10 Failboat: WHATERRYOOOOOO!? Sheep: *falls into a pit* Failboat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Papyrus: Sans! Look! A sheep has fallen into the underworld! Sans: Uhhhhhh... I think it has brain damage considering how many times it bonked its head against the wall.
Its fricking 1 am and i have the first high scool day today and here i am watching a failboat video reminding me that i need to slep cuz i need to wake up at 6am
0:36 Not shown: Failboat deciding that the 1-Up is inaccessible because he doesn't want to kill the Waddle Dee Also, did this mod remind anybody else of the platformer Eversion?
4:29 "this is what it feels like to wake up on a monday" he says in the video uploaded the day before one of the few mondays where most people have work/school off
heres an idea for a video if you need it. pokemon but you can only catch the pokemon grandma can correctly identify. it would be a pokemon (whatever pokemon game you like) nuzzlocke where instead of you can only catch the 1st pokemon per route you can only catch a pokemon grandma can correctly identify. hope you like the idea have a great day
Me, before clicking: "But is the idea simple?"
Dan: "The idea is si-"
Me: "Yes. Yes, it is."
But when is the idea not simple?
The idea is Not simple
Remember that one time when he said “the idea ISNT simple”
@@JUMPYCOOL That’s the question we all ask ourselves…
@@catluvr2 Man: Excuse me. Aren’t you a little too adult to know if the idea is simple? Dan: *looks at him* Yes, yes I am. Man: …Well I must say I’m impressed. (Lol Phineas and Ferb reference
HOW MANY IDEAS CAN BE THIS SIMPLE???
a lot
Millions.
All of them
500 simple iddeas
Well really it’s simple, a lot.
The idea is simple
Here is a classic recipe for lasagna bolognese:
Ingredients
For the bolognese sauce:
- 500 g ground beef
- 1 onion
- 2 cloves garlic
- 1 carrot
- 1 stick celery
- 800 g crushed tomatoes (or tomato sauce)
- 2 tablespoons tomato paste
- 1 glass red wine (optional)
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 1 bay leaf
- Salt, pepper
- Herbs de Provence or basil (optional)
For the béchamel sauce:
- 50 g butter
- 50 g flour
- 500 ml milk
- Salt, pepper
- Nutmeg (optional)
For the lasagna:
- 12 lasagna sheets
- 100 g grated parmesan
- 200 g grated mozzarella (optional)
Preparation
The Bolognese sauce:
1. Finely chop the onion, garlic, carrot and celery.
2. Heat the olive oil in a large frying pan or casserole dish.
3. Add the onion, garlic, carrot and celery. Sauté until tender.
4. Add the ground beef and cook until golden brown.
5. Pour in the red wine and reduce.
6. Add the crushed tomatoes, tomato puree, bay leaf, salt, pepper and herbes de Provence or basil.
7. Simmer over low heat for about 45 minutes, stirring occasionally.
The béchamel sauce:
1. Melt the butter in a saucepan.
2. Add the flour and mix well to obtain a roux.
3. Pour in the milk little by little, stirring constantly to avoid lumps.
4. Cook over medium heat until the sauce thickens.
5. Season with salt, pepper and a little nutmeg.
Assembling the lasagne:
1. Preheat the oven to 180°C (thermostat 6).
2. In a gratin dish, spread a layer of Bolognese sauce.
3. Cover with lasagne sheets.
4. Add a layer of béchamel and sprinkle with grated parmesan.
5. Repeat the operation, alternating Bolognese sauce, lasagne sheets, béchamel and parmesan, until all the ingredients are used up. Finish with a layer of béchamel and parmesan.
6. Sprinkle with grated mozzarella (optional).
7. Bake for about 30-40 minutes, until the top is golden and crispy.
8. Let rest for 5-10 minutes before serving.
Enjoy your meal!
Thank you.
Thanks bro
Sounds delicious!
This is an incredibly helpful chat message!! Thanks for the lasagna!
Thanks dude
I’ll be honest, Chatty Dee holding a half man half popcorn bowl body pillow is not what I expected from a video about dreams.
But for sone reason it fit in the video
"You can't have a favorite child!"
Failboat with 1st and 2nd waddle dee:
Edit: if I was talking about lil chatty, then there would be no favorite child
Naw man I seriously thought you were referencing Chatty Dee in this comment oh my god
*waddle dee*
waddle *dead*
Fail with first Waddle Dee: I love you so much.
Fail with second Waddle Dee: You are a disgrace!
Chatty Dee is the second Waddle Dee, back from the not good place.
The army of different programming challenges will keep these programmers up for years
The programming challenges will keep me up at night for years
9:06 “Life goes on.” *INSTANTLY DIES.*
That’s my streamer!!
Life may go on, but he sure as hell won't
@@Dalister Yup.
Life goes on. AND SO DOES YOUR DEMISE
Remember everyone, it’s not a Kirby game until the horrors show up.
@@Sean_Bird it’s not a horror game until the kirby shows up
Or until Kirby is mentioned
0:58 i literally got a pokemon sleep ad right as chat said eepy it even did a fade to black
Same
pokemon sleep have ads?
“Father I want bread”
“In a second sweetie-“
0:39 guess you could say he took and failed a SLEEP OF FAITH.
MY NAME IS FAITH!
@craftingtales2790 (Ba dum tiss)
Bro must've went OYASUMI.
(If you know, you know...)
@iron8127 i do not
@@craftingtales2790 It's something from OMORI.
18:05 In which chat gets a magical girl transformation, just like their one and only Father did three years ago during that one animated cutscene from the Miitopia Finale!
me changing my little devils on the simulation game spore:
"it's a unholy cube of flesh"
little does he know what is in P-2 on ultrakill
The blocks moving in linear, predictable patterns are his worse nightmare
Predictably moving boxes continue to be Failboat’s archenemy after all these years
Yup. It’s always those damn predictably moving boxes.
10:05 is a very "I'm back in the fucking building" moment
17:37 the dev said, and i quote “it is just Whispy :)”
It was not just whispy
The idea is simple
Chatty Dee sleeps and has a dream and nightmare, and Failboat plays through the nightmares and dreams like a Kirby game.
19:20 That dap up was so good it killed you
16:54 "Pillow fight!"
*flowey music*
"That isnt a pillow"
whenever I hear “The idea is simple.” the idea is normally not simple
What if its Not simple?
@@nicothiel1709That would be 20 percent equivalent of world war 3
The idea is simple. I'm lying.
10:13
I love how even Chat acknowledges that that's wrong
4:15 “what are you?! :D”
“ I’M *GONE.* ”
SPOILERS:
16:54 Seeing Kuamo was a jumpscare. Very rarely does a creepypasta sub-community get recognized by those outside it.
Crazy huh ?
@@slima11NG Crazy? I was crazy once…
They locked me in a comment section.
A Failboat comment section.
A Failboat comment section with Kuamo’s creator.
Kuamo’s creator made me crazy.
Slima worked in the mod, lol.
@@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding I figured.
Anyways, there’s a Wiki page to edit now.
Quick question, who is kuamo?? Amd why are they supposed to be scary, when I searched it up 'kaumo' the pictures made him look kinda like just a goofy lad
“Father can we have pasta-“
*”No”*
Only in a nightmare we can have pasta
@@J_Lee3nightmare nightmare nightmare
Not in your dreams, chat.
*speaking of dreams-*
The great sleep. That poor Waddle Dee.
17:14 Don't throw Lacy at the spider!
You kill my sibling and leave me to watch!? You cruel man.
NOOO
5:49 *HERE I COME I AM CINNAMON*
18:13 love the speechlessness of Failboar and then Chatty just says “is there something on my face”, clueless
You’ve put Mario in Kirby, Kirby in Pokémon, now you need to do one more thing: Pokemon in Mario.
2:37 that scream
The idea is NOT simple. -evil failboat
Failboat when chat makes the rules:
4:10 Failboat: WHATERRYOOOOOO!?
Sheep: *falls into a pit*
Failboat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Papyrus: Sans! Look! A sheep has fallen into the underworld!
Sans: Uhhhhhh... I think it has brain damage considering how many times it bonked its head against the wall.
3:27 man. That lucky waddle dee
so real
What
Wdym
The idea is... actually suprisingly complex
16:56 As an exe fan, seeing a Kirby exe in a Failboat video brings me tears of joy.
In case Failboat and chat was wondering, Kuamo (the spider kirby) comes from a Kirby's Dream Land horror Rom Hack called Dream Land: Redreamed.
8:01 Oh that's gore... That's gore of my comfort character.
Slow moving objects in Kirby games really are failboat’s weakness.
"BABE STOP YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE!!! 😭😭😭"
Me: *THE IDEA IS SIMPLE-*
1:56
Needle is 2763 miles away from your location and approaching rapidly
(Start running)
Beefy die reference
@@oh_no318 yup
Happy 29th late birthday failboat
Father. Release me from the basement. I’ll be good.
Yeah, I’ll probably behave too
Father the termites are coming
Please help us!
Father the termites stole my arm please help
@@TheMochaMadness FATHER PLEASE
4:28 me when I wake up on Monday and realize I have to wait another week for a Failboat video
17:18 that joke is KILLER
Killer Indigestion.
"It's a nice, beautiful morning on Planet Popstar... You don't wake up- T-that's it that's the idea"
Its fricking 1 am and i have the first high scool day today and here i am watching a failboat video reminding me that i need to slep cuz i need to wake up at 6am
skipped to the end of the video to see what im in for and lets just say 20:21 was a bit of a shock failboat grind never stops..!
The idea is simple, except when it’s not
I was worried my little brain couldnt understand this video..... But i instantly felt a wave of relief when he said the idea was simple.
1:55
Needle: DON'T CALL ME NEEDY!!!!!
The idea is simple. My insomnia is cured for a long period of time
Can’t believe Father is a body pillow supporter. This travesty will only be accepted if Pop-Chan decides so.
5:38 the return of the pasta
12:50 dan did NOT pay attention during kirby’s amazing mirror. orange single star is one-way, yellow triple star is two-way
I'd unironically buy that body pillow. It's so silly.
3:02 the idea is whimsical✨
Kirby’s return to nightmare land
7:17 Peppino time!!
@@Catakiss6-6 ?
?
Chatana waddle Dee is the funniest iconic part of failbot yet again. Love ya chatana waddle Dee.
13:17 there's the true nightmare
My favourite parts of every failboat video are the inevitable moments where chat randomly gains a heavy accent for one line every once in a while
I didn't know Microtransagolor could make simple ideas
I fell asleep when I watched this for the first time I didn't have a dream about popcorn men
0:36 Not shown: Failboat deciding that the 1-Up is inaccessible because he doesn't want to kill the Waddle Dee
Also, did this mod remind anybody else of the platformer Eversion?
Ah yes, somehow making Kirby even MORE of a fever dream than it already was
Im a time traveler 18:32 is very funny
WHATTT
“Agh I don’t”
-Failboat, 2024
I remember doing a tts saying “father we need sustenance to survive the harsh realities of life” is it in this video?
2:37
That Scream Sent Me Off My Bed And With A Scrape On My Leg
2:04 that has… multiple ways to take it
7:18
as a huge Failboat fan and a Pizza Tower Fan, I see this as an absolute win.
0:49 Sophist when he sees little girls
"I cast THUNDER SPELL"
I CAST THUNDER SPELL
@@NoahGray-zk5sk”NOO”
ah yes failboat.. ah yes... ah .. ah. ye.s
@@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn SOPHIST!
9:03 Fail starts singing one of my favorite Beatles songs✨✨
16:28 flesh panopticon dee
Ironically I was sleeping when this came out.
2:23 chatty is turning into grandma…
Failboat: Aww this is so cute!
Nightmares: I'M GONNA END THIS MAN'S WHOLE S L E E P S T R E A K.
the color kirbys feet is the real nightmare
Okay but the popcorn body pillow duuude 😂😂😂
15:32 OH NO ITS BALLOON BOY
HA HA HA
HA HA HA
wow that's me i did most of that(full credits in the mod, wish he showed, along with the renders and dark matter fight)
sweet dreams are made of these
who is Dan to disagree
we struggle on changes and Chatty Dees
everybody's looking for something
finally a good song
You cracked me up with this. X,D
4:29 "this is what it feels like to wake up on a monday" he says in the video uploaded the day before one of the few mondays where most people have work/school off
??? What do you mean "most" people? My brother's starting school and my parents are working today
Ybrik: dream in nightmareland
The notification cut off at nightmare and i was terrified that failboat went into his villain arc
Failboat: I hate leaf
Failboat when leaf is reskinned: I love this ability!
12:36 “yes I don’t”
Who needs melatonin when you got Failboat to completely mess up your brain?😌
17:48 one comment and we get eldritch horror chat
Do it
if this man doesn’t post grandfest on the date I will cry
The idea is simple
Summon your sleep paralysis demon
heres an idea for a video if you need it. pokemon but you can only catch the pokemon grandma can correctly identify. it would be a pokemon (whatever pokemon game you like) nuzzlocke where instead of you can only catch the 1st pokemon per route you can only catch a pokemon grandma can correctly identify. hope you like the idea have a great day
4:30 ah… but the Monday this was posted before… IS LABOR DAY!!
So? It's a normal Monday everywhere else in the world
@@eeveestar6826 fair -_-
I'm a fan of Failboat and Ranboo so does that mean I'm a Failboober?
Ah “” here we go again
For context at 16:54, Kuamo is s Kirby creepypasta antagonist. The colour scheme and setting are all accurate to the character’s origins.
20:39 AHHHHHHHH… EUGH! Disgusting the second.
The "oh he looks tasty" caught me off guard😂😂😂😂