My Code Still Hates Me

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @ChessSimp
    @ChessSimp  7 дней назад +13

    Click this link sponsr.is/bootdev_ChessSimp and use my code CHESSSIMP to get 25% off your first payment for boot.dev.
    That’s 25% off your first month or your first year, depending on the subscription you choose.

    • @Zenyx64
      @Zenyx64 5 дней назад +4

      It's awesome that you're getting sponsors. Normally I'd try to ratio a sponsor comment, but with you I'm straight up just happy for you.

  • @overwalk
    @overwalk 5 дней назад +465

    Started like a gigachad. Finished like a coward. Perfectly balanced

  • @Jetz72
    @Jetz72 5 дней назад +299

    2:14 - Ah yes, rookie programmer mistake right here, using one of those backwards monitors that has the base attached right through the middle of the screen and is facing the wrong way.

    • @littleladlarry
      @littleladlarry 5 дней назад +23

      That is an absurd image how tf did I not see that

    • @ivandardi
      @ivandardi 5 дней назад +116

      Nah, he's just a backend developer.

    • @RycoonGalloy
      @RycoonGalloy 5 дней назад +6

      it's a transparent screen

    • @RRRR-jr1gp
      @RRRR-jr1gp 5 дней назад +15

      @@littleladlarry AI

    • @sysjkb
      @sysjkb 5 дней назад +7

      @@ivandardi You are the hero of this comments section.

  • @robertoallegra
    @robertoallegra 5 дней назад +158

    "This guy is blundering his queen throughout the entire game" ... [one minute later] ... "This guy is very strong"

    • @jruler93
      @jruler93 5 дней назад +13

      The opponent was strong because the selected files kneecapped Simp's strategies.

  • @rohan1864
    @rohan1864 5 дней назад +94

    Sneaky edition: make the code such that the same file could be picked by the program multiple times because the challange's wording didn't specify that it shouldn't

    • @ooker777
      @ooker777 5 дней назад +1

      He explains why that couldn't happen at the beginning of the video

    • @rohan1864
      @rohan1864 5 дней назад +22

      @@ooker777 no lol? he makes an intermission mid-video to point it out, that's all. it COULD happen with that code. it either fortunately didn't or he rolled the program again when it did until it gave him a new result. weird comment.

    • @ooker777
      @ooker777 5 дней назад +1

      @@rohan1864 I'm not sure what intermission you are talking at. I'm talking of the sentence he says to introduce to the ad

    • @rohan1864
      @rohan1864 4 дня назад +8

      @@ooker777 I'm talking about the same thing, the sponsor break. But in that exact sentence he says that it COULD happen xddd dude seriously. First of all it could, I understand this very simple code and basic combinatorics, second of all he confirms that it does, not denies it.

    • @urinalpatty5386
      @urinalpatty5386 4 дня назад

      @@ooker777 There is nothing in that code that removes the randomly selected file

  • @user-yn1oi6iv1f
    @user-yn1oi6iv1f 22 часа назад +3

    "Subscribe and your code never has a bug" left from the board.
    edit: no way, he has these texts in every video, how didn't i notice it before

  • @gloweye
    @gloweye 5 дней назад +74

    But Simp, I don't need any coding knowledge to backseat your code. This is the internet, backseaters don't need to have any knowledge. They tend not to, anyways, in my experience.

    • @Dragoonking17
      @Dragoonking17 5 дней назад +21

      I have no idea what you're talking about.
      Anyway, that code is stupid. Why did he tell the program to "print" the file? Of course it takes a while for the program to connect to the printer and print the file on a piece of paper. That's why he wasn't able to finish the game in time. I would have written "show".
      Also, "import"? Seriously?! Does he know how long it takes to import something? No matter the country it's coming from, it takes a while. Just write "get" instead. Then you already have it and don't have to wait for it. Also cheaper because of missing taxes.
      Simp is a decent chess player. But when it comes to coding, he still needs to learn a lot about optimization.

    • @sheriffcraft7673
      @sheriffcraft7673 5 дней назад

      ​@@Dragoonking17 yeah, he could have just put "tellme.whenineedit" and the program would out loud speak the file whenever he needed. He would've saved so much time!

    • @Rainbro359
      @Rainbro359 4 дня назад +5

      The random library is overcomplicated, anyway. Whenever you need a random number, just use 4. I got it just now with a fair dice roll, guaranteed to be a random number. Can't vouch for the others though

    • @AlexanderShamov
      @AlexanderShamov 4 дня назад +2

      ​@@Dragoonking17 I did that on a programming olympiad once - output the answer to "prn" (that was the DOS way of printing) instead of writing it on the screen. 😄

  • @Infarlock
    @Infarlock 5 дней назад +144

    He didn't say good morning, good evening or good night
    Very rude

    • @stunthead
      @stunthead 5 дней назад +16

      That blunders a manners

    • @Flechashe
      @Flechashe 5 дней назад +12

      That blunders the etiquette

    • @choiie
      @choiie 5 дней назад +10

      Wrong series bro, that is the beloved duck chess speed run 🦆

    • @DarkGope
      @DarkGope 5 дней назад

      In case he doesn't see us

    • @morosepapaya
      @morosepapaya 4 дня назад

      Simp isn't Truman confirmed

  • @WonkieNJ
    @WonkieNJ 5 дней назад +28

    Ah, the opening transposed into the sponsored segment gambit

    • @bartolhrg7609
      @bartolhrg7609 День назад

      Unfortunately it blunders a viewer |(jk, I don't mind ads)|

  • @kakahass8845
    @kakahass8845 5 дней назад +16

    I love how he created an elaborate excuse for his hand moving faster than his brain.

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 5 дней назад +18

    Every 5 moves is gonna be absolutely impossible. After the first few files are removed everything will grind to a halt and you won't make much progress as the remaining files are rapidly killed off.

    • @aleksandraleshintsev6139
      @aleksandraleshintsev6139 5 дней назад +2

      I think it's a matter of luck. If random blocked A and G files by move 10, Simp would destroy his opponent with his minor pieces at the center. There was no need of the rooks

  • @oussama7132
    @oussama7132 5 дней назад +20

    python is too slow, it wastes your chess clock time

    • @VioletRM
      @VioletRM 4 дня назад +1

      thats right. handwritten assembly or bust

    • @aaronbredon2948
      @aaronbredon2948 4 дня назад +2

      The very act of switching attention between chess and the program of orders of magnitude slower than the microseconds that running a Python program takes.
      Seriously, there is almost no task that Python is slow enough to be noticeably slower than the fastest possible code. The moment your program needs to access storage, networking, or output, the delay is several to many orders of magnitude greater than the ENTIRE python inefficiency.
      Even the variation in time it takes to hit one keyboard key eclipses any inefficiency on any computer made in the last 25 years.

    • @Rainbro359
      @Rainbro359 4 дня назад

      ​@@aaronbredon2948No, Python is just really slow

    • @OffensiveJanitor
      @OffensiveJanitor 4 дня назад +2

      ​@@VioletRMAssembly's too bloated. He should rather manually write zeros and ones into an exe file for the most optimal performance

    • @AlexanderShamov
      @AlexanderShamov 4 дня назад +1

      ​@@OffensiveJanitor What exe file? Nothing is more bloated than this Microsoft crap. Oh, and playing from the browser. Have you seen how much RAM those things use? And those stupid human hands, taking entire seconds to move the mouse. Ridiculous!

  • @user-zj9rr6yc4u
    @user-zj9rr6yc4u 5 дней назад +7

    The g roll was perfect^^

  • @RedHorseArcher
    @RedHorseArcher 5 дней назад +7

    "This guy is very strong"
    Said after 7 consecutive blunders of the queen.

    • @Rainbro359
      @Rainbro359 4 дня назад +1

      Its not a blunder if the opponent doesn't take advantage of it

  • @ishwarchandrajha8705
    @ishwarchandrajha8705 2 дня назад

    2:24 BRO U GOT MY WALLPAPER

  • @VTEAM229
    @VTEAM229 3 дня назад

    way to win in gigachad version easy:
    find 200 elo
    scholars mate
    win in 4 moves
    happy

  • @soundrogue4472
    @soundrogue4472 22 часа назад

    Oh a random board file! Not a random computer file, ah.

  • @gurge4429
    @gurge4429 4 дня назад +1

    I'm a programmer and I don't drink coffee

    • @AllenMS828
      @AllenMS828 4 дня назад

      Same!

    • @MoonGlow22
      @MoonGlow22 4 дня назад

      Same, we really should break that prejudice

  • @VTEAM229
    @VTEAM229 3 дня назад

    fun fsct: thorughout the game, he did small cuts to make the video shorter for when he was thinking you can see this by looking at the clock

    • @Milenakos
      @Milenakos 20 часов назад

      all of his videos are pretty heavily time modified both for explanations and pacing

  • @thebigdug
    @thebigdug 5 дней назад

    3:41 "Sadly I can only retreat" or do Bd4 provoking the opponent into taking your bishop, blundering his queen, or at least moving it off the E file

  • @David-gj9qr
    @David-gj9qr 4 дня назад

    Try 7 moves instead. Maybe that will be easier. Also, maybe allow yourself to choose a file that hasn't been chosen yet so you can eliminate randomness causing you to lose

  • @ERFARINGyoutube
    @ERFARINGyoutube 4 дня назад

    If you are a real Asian, you calculate the probability of the code letting you down instead of hating.

  • @biogoo
    @biogoo 5 дней назад +2

    Very cowardly approach, should have traded some minor pieces for pawns instead of forever retreating. That would open a way for the queen to act and do something useful before locking the board down.

  • @yrurgrhhr
    @yrurgrhhr 5 дней назад +1

    1:08 u shouldve played Na6 cuz 200 elo indians always blunder their queen thinking its checkmate

  • @Cyber_Cheese
    @Cyber_Cheese 5 дней назад

    Great challenge, I was hoping you'd salvage a draw by repetition

  • @Alexankitty
    @Alexankitty 4 дня назад

    So that's why my code never has bugs. I've been subscribed for a while now.

    • @MoonGlow22
      @MoonGlow22 4 дня назад

      If you dont have any Bugs, it means you are not coding anything serious

    • @Alexankitty
      @Alexankitty 4 дня назад

      @MoonGlow22 this comment was a joke based on the sidebar in the video.

  • @GigsTaggart
    @GigsTaggart 5 дней назад

    I know it wouldn't be as good for suspense, but you could have just shuffled the files and wrote down the "kill order". Faster than switching back and forth.

  • @AustriaSolarS
    @AustriaSolarS 5 дней назад +4

    Hello wait what

  • @anthonychrane560
    @anthonychrane560 4 дня назад

    That makes you a fool for ending your own video.

  • @marblesoda1087
    @marblesoda1087 4 дня назад

    Yo that sponsored segment was way too long for a video like this

  • @Ragegamer2
    @Ragegamer2 4 дня назад

    Finished like a coward. Dishonorabru

  • @echorome6260
    @echorome6260 5 дней назад +2

    😥

  • @ProSureString
    @ProSureString 5 дней назад +2

    Same….

  • @valeckseimu3132
    @valeckseimu3132 5 дней назад

    Time Loss due to sponsor😂😂😂

  • @CuteLalafell
    @CuteLalafell 4 дня назад

    Why are you using that outro? And why is she dancing so aggressively? Im so angry right now.

  • @jabislawthegreat
    @jabislawthegreat 4 дня назад

    rip [*]

  • @michaelwinter742
    @michaelwinter742 5 дней назад +3

    Moves vs turns. Coward.

  • @SoujiOkitaTwo
    @SoujiOkitaTwo 5 дней назад +1

    Aww the sponsor contains cute anime guys

  • @Stlaind
    @Stlaind 5 дней назад

    I wonder if simp knows that Python's random isn't technically real random and is merely pseudorandom.

  • @aliceroberts5928
    @aliceroberts5928 5 дней назад +3

    I have to play with sound off, because the music is cancer. Why did he end the video?

    • @sp4cef0rc37
      @sp4cef0rc37 5 дней назад +23

      He was running out of time and would lose on time on the next random.
      Also the music is fire but ok.

    • @tfk_001
      @tfk_001 5 дней назад +3

      Closed captions

    • @rohan1864
      @rohan1864 5 дней назад +3

      that's not very nice I thought girly girls were supposed to be empathetic

    • @sp4cef0rc37
      @sp4cef0rc37 5 дней назад +3

      @@rohan1864 what?

    • @rohan1864
      @rohan1864 5 дней назад +1

      @@sp4cef0rc37 I thought they were supposed to be telepathic

  • @gaming_beast2066
    @gaming_beast2066 5 дней назад +3

    Bro, use another language, python is so mid

    • @TheFreaxTux
      @TheFreaxTux 5 дней назад +20

      * angry serpent noises *

    • @rasilu93
      @rasilu93 5 дней назад +20

      hissssss

    • @sweetcornwhiskey
      @sweetcornwhiskey 5 дней назад +20

      Python is literally the best possible language to use for this program what

    • @truemori6700
      @truemori6700 5 дней назад +8

      assembly 🥰

    • @mattlm64
      @mattlm64 5 дней назад +6

      It's easy to use, esp. for quick coding tasks.