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2:14 - Ah yes, rookie programmer mistake right here, using one of those backwards monitors that has the base attached right through the middle of the screen and is facing the wrong way.
Sneaky edition: make the code such that the same file could be picked by the program multiple times because the challange's wording didn't specify that it shouldn't
@@ooker777 no lol? he makes an intermission mid-video to point it out, that's all. it COULD happen with that code. it either fortunately didn't or he rolled the program again when it did until it gave him a new result. weird comment.
@@ooker777 I'm talking about the same thing, the sponsor break. But in that exact sentence he says that it COULD happen xddd dude seriously. First of all it could, I understand this very simple code and basic combinatorics, second of all he confirms that it does, not denies it.
But Simp, I don't need any coding knowledge to backseat your code. This is the internet, backseaters don't need to have any knowledge. They tend not to, anyways, in my experience.
I have no idea what you're talking about. Anyway, that code is stupid. Why did he tell the program to "print" the file? Of course it takes a while for the program to connect to the printer and print the file on a piece of paper. That's why he wasn't able to finish the game in time. I would have written "show". Also, "import"? Seriously?! Does he know how long it takes to import something? No matter the country it's coming from, it takes a while. Just write "get" instead. Then you already have it and don't have to wait for it. Also cheaper because of missing taxes. Simp is a decent chess player. But when it comes to coding, he still needs to learn a lot about optimization.
@@Dragoonking17 yeah, he could have just put "tellme.whenineedit" and the program would out loud speak the file whenever he needed. He would've saved so much time!
The random library is overcomplicated, anyway. Whenever you need a random number, just use 4. I got it just now with a fair dice roll, guaranteed to be a random number. Can't vouch for the others though
@@Dragoonking17 I did that on a programming olympiad once - output the answer to "prn" (that was the DOS way of printing) instead of writing it on the screen. 😄
Every 5 moves is gonna be absolutely impossible. After the first few files are removed everything will grind to a halt and you won't make much progress as the remaining files are rapidly killed off.
I think it's a matter of luck. If random blocked A and G files by move 10, Simp would destroy his opponent with his minor pieces at the center. There was no need of the rooks
The very act of switching attention between chess and the program of orders of magnitude slower than the microseconds that running a Python program takes. Seriously, there is almost no task that Python is slow enough to be noticeably slower than the fastest possible code. The moment your program needs to access storage, networking, or output, the delay is several to many orders of magnitude greater than the ENTIRE python inefficiency. Even the variation in time it takes to hit one keyboard key eclipses any inefficiency on any computer made in the last 25 years.
@@OffensiveJanitor What exe file? Nothing is more bloated than this Microsoft crap. Oh, and playing from the browser. Have you seen how much RAM those things use? And those stupid human hands, taking entire seconds to move the mouse. Ridiculous!
Try 7 moves instead. Maybe that will be easier. Also, maybe allow yourself to choose a file that hasn't been chosen yet so you can eliminate randomness causing you to lose
Very cowardly approach, should have traded some minor pieces for pawns instead of forever retreating. That would open a way for the queen to act and do something useful before locking the board down.
I know it wouldn't be as good for suspense, but you could have just shuffled the files and wrote down the "kill order". Faster than switching back and forth.
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It's awesome that you're getting sponsors. Normally I'd try to ratio a sponsor comment, but with you I'm straight up just happy for you.
Started like a gigachad. Finished like a coward. Perfectly balanced
As all should be.
Finishing is cowardly
@@Roundtable-1only in november
As all things should be.
The perfect chess game ends in a draw.
2:14 - Ah yes, rookie programmer mistake right here, using one of those backwards monitors that has the base attached right through the middle of the screen and is facing the wrong way.
That is an absurd image how tf did I not see that
Nah, he's just a backend developer.
it's a transparent screen
@@littleladlarry AI
@@ivandardi You are the hero of this comments section.
"This guy is blundering his queen throughout the entire game" ... [one minute later] ... "This guy is very strong"
The opponent was strong because the selected files kneecapped Simp's strategies.
Sneaky edition: make the code such that the same file could be picked by the program multiple times because the challange's wording didn't specify that it shouldn't
He explains why that couldn't happen at the beginning of the video
@@ooker777 no lol? he makes an intermission mid-video to point it out, that's all. it COULD happen with that code. it either fortunately didn't or he rolled the program again when it did until it gave him a new result. weird comment.
@@rohan1864 I'm not sure what intermission you are talking at. I'm talking of the sentence he says to introduce to the ad
@@ooker777 I'm talking about the same thing, the sponsor break. But in that exact sentence he says that it COULD happen xddd dude seriously. First of all it could, I understand this very simple code and basic combinatorics, second of all he confirms that it does, not denies it.
@@ooker777 There is nothing in that code that removes the randomly selected file
"Subscribe and your code never has a bug" left from the board.
edit: no way, he has these texts in every video, how didn't i notice it before
But Simp, I don't need any coding knowledge to backseat your code. This is the internet, backseaters don't need to have any knowledge. They tend not to, anyways, in my experience.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Anyway, that code is stupid. Why did he tell the program to "print" the file? Of course it takes a while for the program to connect to the printer and print the file on a piece of paper. That's why he wasn't able to finish the game in time. I would have written "show".
Also, "import"? Seriously?! Does he know how long it takes to import something? No matter the country it's coming from, it takes a while. Just write "get" instead. Then you already have it and don't have to wait for it. Also cheaper because of missing taxes.
Simp is a decent chess player. But when it comes to coding, he still needs to learn a lot about optimization.
@@Dragoonking17 yeah, he could have just put "tellme.whenineedit" and the program would out loud speak the file whenever he needed. He would've saved so much time!
The random library is overcomplicated, anyway. Whenever you need a random number, just use 4. I got it just now with a fair dice roll, guaranteed to be a random number. Can't vouch for the others though
@@Dragoonking17 I did that on a programming olympiad once - output the answer to "prn" (that was the DOS way of printing) instead of writing it on the screen. 😄
He didn't say good morning, good evening or good night
Very rude
That blunders a manners
That blunders the etiquette
Wrong series bro, that is the beloved duck chess speed run 🦆
In case he doesn't see us
Simp isn't Truman confirmed
Ah, the opening transposed into the sponsored segment gambit
Unfortunately it blunders a viewer |(jk, I don't mind ads)|
I love how he created an elaborate excuse for his hand moving faster than his brain.
Every 5 moves is gonna be absolutely impossible. After the first few files are removed everything will grind to a halt and you won't make much progress as the remaining files are rapidly killed off.
I think it's a matter of luck. If random blocked A and G files by move 10, Simp would destroy his opponent with his minor pieces at the center. There was no need of the rooks
python is too slow, it wastes your chess clock time
thats right. handwritten assembly or bust
The very act of switching attention between chess and the program of orders of magnitude slower than the microseconds that running a Python program takes.
Seriously, there is almost no task that Python is slow enough to be noticeably slower than the fastest possible code. The moment your program needs to access storage, networking, or output, the delay is several to many orders of magnitude greater than the ENTIRE python inefficiency.
Even the variation in time it takes to hit one keyboard key eclipses any inefficiency on any computer made in the last 25 years.
@@aaronbredon2948No, Python is just really slow
@@VioletRMAssembly's too bloated. He should rather manually write zeros and ones into an exe file for the most optimal performance
@@OffensiveJanitor What exe file? Nothing is more bloated than this Microsoft crap. Oh, and playing from the browser. Have you seen how much RAM those things use? And those stupid human hands, taking entire seconds to move the mouse. Ridiculous!
The g roll was perfect^^
"This guy is very strong"
Said after 7 consecutive blunders of the queen.
Its not a blunder if the opponent doesn't take advantage of it
2:24 BRO U GOT MY WALLPAPER
way to win in gigachad version easy:
find 200 elo
scholars mate
win in 4 moves
happy
Oh a random board file! Not a random computer file, ah.
I'm a programmer and I don't drink coffee
Same!
Same, we really should break that prejudice
fun fsct: thorughout the game, he did small cuts to make the video shorter for when he was thinking you can see this by looking at the clock
all of his videos are pretty heavily time modified both for explanations and pacing
3:41 "Sadly I can only retreat" or do Bd4 provoking the opponent into taking your bishop, blundering his queen, or at least moving it off the E file
Try 7 moves instead. Maybe that will be easier. Also, maybe allow yourself to choose a file that hasn't been chosen yet so you can eliminate randomness causing you to lose
If you are a real Asian, you calculate the probability of the code letting you down instead of hating.
Very cowardly approach, should have traded some minor pieces for pawns instead of forever retreating. That would open a way for the queen to act and do something useful before locking the board down.
1:08 u shouldve played Na6 cuz 200 elo indians always blunder their queen thinking its checkmate
Great challenge, I was hoping you'd salvage a draw by repetition
So that's why my code never has bugs. I've been subscribed for a while now.
If you dont have any Bugs, it means you are not coding anything serious
@MoonGlow22 this comment was a joke based on the sidebar in the video.
I know it wouldn't be as good for suspense, but you could have just shuffled the files and wrote down the "kill order". Faster than switching back and forth.
Hello wait what
That makes you a fool for ending your own video.
Yo that sponsored segment was way too long for a video like this
Finished like a coward. Dishonorabru
😥
Same….
Time Loss due to sponsor😂😂😂
Why are you using that outro? And why is she dancing so aggressively? Im so angry right now.
rip [*]
Moves vs turns. Coward.
Aww the sponsor contains cute anime guys
I wonder if simp knows that Python's random isn't technically real random and is merely pseudorandom.
I have to play with sound off, because the music is cancer. Why did he end the video?
He was running out of time and would lose on time on the next random.
Also the music is fire but ok.
Closed captions
that's not very nice I thought girly girls were supposed to be empathetic
@@rohan1864 what?
@@sp4cef0rc37 I thought they were supposed to be telepathic
Bro, use another language, python is so mid
* angry serpent noises *
hissssss
Python is literally the best possible language to use for this program what
assembly 🥰
It's easy to use, esp. for quick coding tasks.