Joe “Did you guys ever get jumped by your parents?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 omfg when he said that I laughed so hard I literally had tears in my eyes 😂 but I’m thankful I never got a tag team beating from my parents lmao
Nick’s way of playing off the ad libs when everyone is joking during his story is masterful. He keeps talking like it’s a part of the story 🤣🤣🤣 “Yeah I was a fucking comedic genius.” “And that’s when i became a fucking mouth breather.”
Steve talking about how his neighbors would discipline each other’s kids, reminds me of what it’s like to grow up here in Hawaii. It takes a village, as they say.
I remember as kids if we fucked up we would have to line up for an ass whipping. You're ass get whipped by the parent that caught you and by your own at home hahaha
I orchestrated a breaking and entering heist with my friends to steal some kid's Zeo Power Rangers Megazord. The plan and execution was so complex, my parents and everyone involved were wondering how a 10 year old me managed to learned how to steal in that way. Anyways, my friends and I got caught when 2 kids on my team snitched everyone out. That kid and those 2 brothers stormed into my home and saw the megazord and took it away. They went into my friends homes after taking the stuff that I stole and gave to them. Brah....it was so bad, I should've gotten arrested for burglary but because I only stole toys, the kid's parents decided to not do anything. That night, my dad punched me and beat my ass with his belt. My mom took my hand and slightly burned the fingertips as punishment for stealing. That was the only time in my life my parents EVER went that bad on discipline on me, never again after. My other friends were no different, too. I heard belt slaps and cries from all sides of my house as we all got beat. We all got dirty lickens that night. Since then, never stole anything ever or ever done anything dumb like that to warrant me that belt.
Omg I related to this video so much, I’m a triplet so you can imagine the chaos my siblings and I created for our mom and as a result the punishments we deserved 😭😂
When I was 11yrs old, my uncle took me and my cousins to the Oakland Hills (in California) to build a house. When we were placing the roof, our ladder wasn't long enough to reach the bottom most part of the roof edge, so they opened the truck bed and placed the ladder between the truck bed and the truck door's inner edge, and then put truck's parking break on. My cousin was able to climb the ladder and work on the roof. At the time, I was bored cuz I couldn't help out, so I decided to go into the truck's driver seat and pretended I was a rally cross racer and put the parking break on then mess with the truck's manual gear shift. My uncle told me to get out of the driver's seat to help do something, but when I got back, I DECIDED TO RELEASE THE PARKING BREAK CUZ THAT'S WHAT RALLY CROSS RACERS DO. The truck started to slide down the hill, the ladder gave way, my cousin was dangling from the roof, and I hopped out and tried to $6 Million Dollar Man style slow down the truck but my uncle shoved me out the way and put the parking break on. HE BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME WITH A 2x4, after the 3rd bash, it broke against my butt, two Black girls pointed at me from afar and were like YO HE GETTIN HIS ASS BEAT COME LOOK and all these kids gathered around laughing while my uncle was beating my butt raw.
21:54 got me laughing all day long bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…even i don’t want to smile it reminds me and makes me smile and laugh while other people states at me 🤣🤣like am crazy🤣
Oh the old featherduster.....I used to live on the 24/F, and whenever grandma bought one of these I just threw it out the window, one time she bought two dozens, and I just threw all 24 of them out the window....needless to say beats were duly administered.
Actually I do 🥺 no k*d is just born “bad.” Rarely there are just like complete shithead k*ds but like.. almost 100% of the time, it’s totally the parents fault yaknow?? And if not their fault, it’s due to trauma 😓 I had my ass whoooooooped on too lol and I WAS an asshole.. but my mom was an addict that died when I was 12 🙃 my poor dad had no clue about trauma so I feel so bad for everything I put him through 😭 but still.. these things need to be taught in like those ch*ldDevelopment classes and shit in highschool. And it should be mandatory forreal. Just look at all the shootings!! Why in the actual f- do you think that’s happening?! 100000% bad parenting. Anyways.. I know Bart misbehaved but I feel bad for lil baby Bart 🥺💔 kinda breaks my heart a little bit when I hear these stories 😔 and I know it’s really common (or so I’ve heard) in Asian households. But I’m white and if you fkd up, you were getting hit 🤣 if it was really bad, it was the belt and ooooOoooOoweee if you’ve never gotten the belt 💀 Also, studies show that physical punishment does next to nothing 😓 only causes worse behavior.
I don't remember my parents beating me, but I did get beat up by teachers when I lived back in Nepal. I got hit for anything & everything (including getting the answers wrong, having the wrong uniform etc) with their hand, rulers, metal pipes, anything the teachers had that day
My mom herself would never discipline me other than me getting yelled at or lectured for an hour. But my dad would smack my back if i ever did anything wrong 💀, i was a jokester of a kid and any chance i had i would try and do something funny or would get to carried away and it would trigger him. or if i didn’t treat my cousins right or if i was angry. But as mexican culture we’re taught to always respect people older than you regardless of what they do and if there would be any issues to bring it to your own parents and they would decide if it were justified or not.
Mostly I'd get dragged into my room by ear or arm cus I never wanted to go to bed when I was supposed to. I also had a time out chair. Which I'd hardly sit in and stomped around to mock my parents. Which led to me getting locked in the storage room once, so naturally being a brat, I scribbled on the wall with crayons. Which then led to me getting strangled like bart simpson lmfao.
I remember my parents tried putting me in time out but i have add and i zone out n was like watching finding nemo in my mind n then they started to realize that shit doesnt work and started whooping me or taking shit away lol
One time I made spice bombs (put spices in cling wrap and rolled it up in a ball) and threw it down the balcony to see if it would explode and my granny came out and beat my ass with dishcloths 🤣🤣
I had got in trouble the most as a youngster by staying up at Night outside by playing on my Smurf big wheel and I was driving it down the Pavement Sidewalk and then I’d skint my Big Toe it starts to bleed like crazy. My parents had asked what had happened to me and I told them and then I had gotten a Whooping by them with a Switch… Ouch? 😶
Okay, so my mom was crazy, but one time I got in trouble sticks out to me cause she caught me by lying to me. I was 15, I was mostly a pretty okay kid, but I was also occasionally a fucking idiot. I use to smoke an ungodly amount of pot with my friends at my house and instead of smoking outside we insisted on smoking in one of my bathrooms because it had an exhaust fan. For some reason I thought the fan would get rid of all the smoke and the smell and leave no evidence that there were any seshes going on. Instead what would happen is we essentially hot boxed the fucking thing so it absolutely reeked of pot, but I was too high to notice it. I only got away with it for so long cause my mom would get home late so the smell would be gone by then anyway. Well, one night she came home early. I was sitting in the living room playing video games, high as a fucking kite not expecting her to be home for another three hours, now trying my hardest to act normal. She made a b-line towards the bathroom and starts the shower and I’m shitting bricks. Then I hear her yell out “TELL ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW WHY THE BATHROOM SMELLS LIKE WEED”. I panicked and chose the worst option which was going on the defensive and replying “I don’t know what you’re talking about, you’re crazy”. Again, very high, very stupid. She runs out and puts her finger in my face and says “You better tell me the fucking truth or I’m going down to Walgreens and I’m buying air test strips, so you better tell me right now cause I’ll find out anyway”. I remember sitting there for a second in silence cause all I could think was “what the fuck are air test strips?” I was like damn, I didn’t know those existed I guess I better come clean. Now again, I was not in my right mind so to this day I don’t know what the fuck I was thinking, but instead of just telling her that I smoked pot in the house, I sheepishly got up and grabbed my entire stash and just handed it to her. My best friend at the time was my connect and for Christmas she gave me a stash jar filled to the brim with pot. My mom starts questioning me more cause that’s a ridiculous amount of pot for a 15 year old to have. She asked me where I got the money to pay for all that and I said it was free and then she started questioning me more cause that sounds even weirder than if I had just bought it. So, I was in deep shit. I’m grounded, I have to deep clean pretty much the entire house, I can’t see my friends, and she basically accused me every few days from then on of being high even though I was incredibly sober the majority of the time from then on. But the funny bit is that after that any time we had company my mom would re-tell this story and get to the bit about the air test strips, laugh her ass off and go “THEY DON’T EXIST AND SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME”. It’s been over ten years and I’m still hearing about those damn air test strips
MEEEEE TOO ANTHONY ON MY KNEES FACING THE WALL FOR HOURS unfortunately not even by my parents -,- however my mom would also get punished like this but by her stepdad and he would put rice or beans on the floor be on her knees along with her brother and not let them sleep throughout the night
Hmmmm…. Notice the Asian punishments are similar. I did the hybrid of Anthony and nick. Pulling my ears while kneels. Only a few hours after getting hit with hot wheels tracks. OMG. Nick’s parents must be related to mine since hotwheels tracks were the weapon of choice! 🤣
"gets a big whoop" starts crying "double the damage on whooping while yelling why you crying stop crying" never understood that logic growing up hahahahah like you could get whooped and not cry but they'll still continue to whoop you while saying "do you think you're tough now??"
JoJo's story cracked me up but I'm kind of surprised that he got to eat noodles anything really I got literally jumped in my driveway by unknown people I'm sitting there unconscious I wake up inside as soon as I wake up they start yelling at me the dude who was the leader of these people apparently I had been talking to his sister way too much he claimed that I had sexual relations with her nothing of the sort occurred I just talked to her we were kids I was 12 she was 13 this was in the 90s so 92 93 I believe I may be way off well he had told his parents that I molested his sister I said I didn't her brother was a straight-up bully I didn't even know what the word sex was or that it was even possible at the time but my parents didn't blame me but they still punished me for it they spanked me with a paddle they took away my bike and drove me to school from then until I was in the fifth grade minds you this continued across state I had moved from California at the time to Kansas City Missouri I had half of my 5th grade left to finish in Kansas City Missouri that place was quite different not a whole lot of rich people being little shyts but poor people being little shyts anyway I was a skinny little rail too they portioned my food too and put a padlock on the refrigerator Kansas City Missouri historic Northeast place was okay at the time kind of you could see the seedy shyt but it didn't really care about you or what you saw but nowadays not only does it care what you saw but them streets actually snitch that you saw something you shouldn't have
I'm the youngest of 8 by the time they got to me I rarely got in trouble and I did the worst shit 🤣. I have a question, since I'm fairly new here why do you call yourselves the careful boys?
Every time Joe says Chuck E. Cheese I automatically go “for my birthday, Chuck e Chuck e Chuck E. Cheese for my birthday.“😂😂
Good ole JK days!
Same loool
Sameeee chuck E chuck E chuck E CHEESE FOR MA BIRFDAY
Guess there’s an origin story to that song bc same lmao
Legit asf
Joe “Did you guys ever get jumped by your parents?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 omfg when he said that I laughed so hard I literally had tears in my eyes 😂 but I’m thankful I never got a tag team beating from my parents lmao
Yo Nick is getting funnier and funnier in every videoooo 😆 🤣
I completely agree he no longer agrees with everything and adds new content/stories……
UNCOILING THE CONTROLLER HAS ME DED 💀🤣
Nick’s way of playing off the ad libs when everyone is joking during his story is masterful. He keeps talking like it’s a part of the story 🤣🤣🤣 “Yeah I was a fucking comedic genius.” “And that’s when i became a fucking mouth breather.”
“Let me finish my story MAYBE it’s cool.”
- Anthony Lee 😂😂😂
After watching JK for nearly a Decade I cannot believe Bart never told the cat at school story! 😆
He told it before, I don't know which video but I remember the story, still hilarious
Steve talking about how his neighbors would discipline each other’s kids, reminds me of what it’s like to grow up here in Hawaii. It takes a village, as they say.
I remember as kids if we fucked up we would have to line up for an ass whipping. You're ass get whipped by the parent that caught you and by your own at home hahaha
Very color full you are :)
Thanks!
I orchestrated a breaking and entering heist with my friends to steal some kid's Zeo Power Rangers Megazord. The plan and execution was so complex, my parents and everyone involved were wondering how a 10 year old me managed to learned how to steal in that way. Anyways, my friends and I got caught when 2 kids on my team snitched everyone out. That kid and those 2 brothers stormed into my home and saw the megazord and took it away. They went into my friends homes after taking the stuff that I stole and gave to them. Brah....it was so bad, I should've gotten arrested for burglary but because I only stole toys, the kid's parents decided to not do anything. That night, my dad punched me and beat my ass with his belt. My mom took my hand and slightly burned the fingertips as punishment for stealing. That was the only time in my life my parents EVER went that bad on discipline on me, never again after. My other friends were no different, too. I heard belt slaps and cries from all sides of my house as we all got beat. We all got dirty lickens that night. Since then, never stole anything ever or ever done anything dumb like that to warrant me that belt.
The punch and fingertip burning is a bit to much
@@dowhatiwantc7637 welcome to immigrant households
4:52 - Joe's Chuck E Cheese song played in my head.
Anthony at 4:00 was such a mood, i loved it.
4:53 ChuckeeeeeeeChuckeeeeeeee Chheesssssseee for the birthday ChuckeeeeeeeChuckeeeeeeee ChuckeeeeeeeChuckeeeeeeee Chheesssssseee for the birthday
Omg I related to this video so much, I’m a triplet so you can imagine the chaos my siblings and I created for our mom and as a result the punishments we deserved 😭😂
When I was 11yrs old, my uncle took me and my cousins to the Oakland Hills (in California) to build a house. When we were placing the roof, our ladder wasn't long enough to reach the bottom most part of the roof edge, so they opened the truck bed and placed the ladder between the truck bed and the truck door's inner edge, and then put truck's parking break on. My cousin was able to climb the ladder and work on the roof. At the time, I was bored cuz I couldn't help out, so I decided to go into the truck's driver seat and pretended I was a rally cross racer and put the parking break on then mess with the truck's manual gear shift. My uncle told me to get out of the driver's seat to help do something, but when I got back, I DECIDED TO RELEASE THE PARKING BREAK CUZ THAT'S WHAT RALLY CROSS RACERS DO. The truck started to slide down the hill, the ladder gave way, my cousin was dangling from the roof, and I hopped out and tried to $6 Million Dollar Man style slow down the truck but my uncle shoved me out the way and put the parking break on. HE BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME WITH A 2x4, after the 3rd bash, it broke against my butt, two Black girls pointed at me from afar and were like YO HE GETTIN HIS ASS BEAT COME LOOK and all these kids gathered around laughing while my uncle was beating my butt raw.
Steve’s story in the end ❤️
every parent in the 80's were ignorant and violent against their kids. we've got damaged
When your parents smaks you. Make as if you enjoy it. Ohhhh yess ohh yess. More. Thank you.
Such an amazing episode! 👏 🤣🤣🤣
Joe killed me when he said “ I got blind sided”
21:54 got me laughing all day long bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…even i don’t want to smile it reminds me and makes me smile and laugh while other people states at me 🤣🤣like am crazy🤣
Oh the old featherduster.....I used to live on the 24/F, and whenever grandma bought one of these I just threw it out the window, one time she bought two dozens, and I just threw all 24 of them out the window....needless to say beats were duly administered.
I had to kneel with my hands raised…all that lactic acid 😩
18:43 idk why that almost made me cry 😭😭😭 lolol
Actually I do 🥺 no k*d is just born “bad.” Rarely there are just like complete shithead k*ds but like.. almost 100% of the time, it’s totally the parents fault yaknow?? And if not their fault, it’s due to trauma 😓 I had my ass whoooooooped on too lol and I WAS an asshole.. but my mom was an addict that died when I was 12 🙃 my poor dad had no clue about trauma so I feel so bad for everything I put him through 😭 but still.. these things need to be taught in like those ch*ldDevelopment classes and shit in highschool. And it should be mandatory forreal. Just look at all the shootings!! Why in the actual f- do you think that’s happening?! 100000% bad parenting.
Anyways.. I know Bart misbehaved but I feel bad for lil baby Bart 🥺💔 kinda breaks my heart a little bit when I hear these stories 😔 and I know it’s really common (or so I’ve heard) in Asian households. But I’m white and if you fkd up, you were getting hit 🤣 if it was really bad, it was the belt and ooooOoooOoweee if you’ve never gotten the belt 💀
Also, studies show that physical punishment does next to nothing 😓 only causes worse behavior.
this generation will never experience this, because we grew up in that generation where we get our asses get whooped 😂
Do people even have patience to sit in a corner? I remember as a kid I was scared of everything.
We need a part two pls 🙏🏽🤣
I used to get beat TF up all the time.. Mexican dad.. I had bruises that happened in 7th grade that where still there in 8th grade
Daawg in a small town you learned not to fuck around, cuz your parents will find out. Bart's mom had a weapon wheel like she was in GTA.
I don't remember my parents beating me, but I did get beat up by teachers when I lived back in Nepal. I got hit for anything & everything (including getting the answers wrong, having the wrong uniform etc) with their hand, rulers, metal pipes, anything the teachers had that day
"How when we were young our parents disciplined us"
my brain immediately: 3:17
My mom herself would never discipline me other than me getting yelled at or lectured for an hour. But my dad would smack my back if i ever did anything wrong 💀, i was a jokester of a kid and any chance i had i would try and do something funny or would get to carried away and it would trigger him. or if i didn’t treat my cousins right or if i was angry. But as mexican culture we’re taught to always respect people older than you regardless of what they do and if there would be any issues to bring it to your own parents and they would decide if it were justified or not.
Mostly I'd get dragged into my room by ear or arm cus I never wanted to go to bed when I was supposed to. I also had a time out chair. Which I'd hardly sit in and stomped around to mock my parents. Which led to me getting locked in the storage room once, so naturally being a brat, I scribbled on the wall with crayons. Which then led to me getting strangled like bart simpson lmfao.
I remember my parents tried putting me in time out but i have add and i zone out n was like watching finding nemo in my mind n then they started to realize that shit doesnt work and started whooping me or taking shit away lol
Best episode ever~!~~!
Bart is so innocent in JK I never imagined he'd be such a troublemaker lmao
nick is killing me hahahahhaha
One time I made spice bombs (put spices in cling wrap and rolled it up in a ball) and threw it down the balcony to see if it would explode and my granny came out and beat my ass with dishcloths 🤣🤣
I had got in trouble the most as a youngster by staying up at Night outside by playing on my Smurf big wheel and I was driving it down the Pavement Sidewalk and then I’d skint my Big Toe it starts to bleed like crazy. My parents had asked what had happened to me and I told them and then I had gotten a Whooping by them with a Switch…
Ouch? 😶
Steve’s story really hit me different
Okay, so my mom was crazy, but one time I got in trouble sticks out to me cause she caught me by lying to me.
I was 15, I was mostly a pretty okay kid, but I was also occasionally a fucking idiot. I use to smoke an ungodly amount of pot with my friends at my house and instead of smoking outside we insisted on smoking in one of my bathrooms because it had an exhaust fan. For some reason I thought the fan would get rid of all the smoke and the smell and leave no evidence that there were any seshes going on.
Instead what would happen is we essentially hot boxed the fucking thing so it absolutely reeked of pot, but I was too high to notice it. I only got away with it for so long cause my mom would get home late so the smell would be gone by then anyway.
Well, one night she came home early. I was sitting in the living room playing video games, high as a fucking kite not expecting her to be home for another three hours, now trying my hardest to act normal. She made a b-line towards the bathroom and starts the shower and I’m shitting bricks. Then I hear her yell out “TELL ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW WHY THE BATHROOM SMELLS LIKE WEED”. I panicked and chose the worst option which was going on the defensive and replying “I don’t know what you’re talking about, you’re crazy”. Again, very high, very stupid.
She runs out and puts her finger in my face and says “You better tell me the fucking truth or I’m going down to Walgreens and I’m buying air test strips, so you better tell me right now cause I’ll find out anyway”.
I remember sitting there for a second in silence cause all I could think was “what the fuck are air test strips?” I was like damn, I didn’t know those existed I guess I better come clean.
Now again, I was not in my right mind so to this day I don’t know what the fuck I was thinking, but instead of just telling her that I smoked pot in the house, I sheepishly got up and grabbed my entire stash and just handed it to her. My best friend at the time was my connect and for Christmas she gave me a stash jar filled to the brim with pot. My mom starts questioning me more cause that’s a ridiculous amount of pot for a 15 year old to have. She asked me where I got the money to pay for all that and I said it was free and then she started questioning me more cause that sounds even weirder than if I had just bought it.
So, I was in deep shit. I’m grounded, I have to deep clean pretty much the entire house, I can’t see my friends, and she basically accused me every few days from then on of being high even though I was incredibly sober the majority of the time from then on. But the funny bit is that after that any time we had company my mom would re-tell this story and get to the bit about the air test strips, laugh her ass off and go “THEY DON’T EXIST AND SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVED ME”.
It’s been over ten years and I’m still hearing about those damn air test strips
greatest story Joe has ever told😂😂(method to the madness!!)
Back in Asia, we were whipped by pvc hoses, but we turned out to be great adults
My family lost a lot of brooms, mops and metal fly swatters bc of me
same, my grandma broke a ton of yard sticks on us too.
@@SnowLilies glad we have something in common.. high five! Lol
13:00 😂😂😂
I'm from Guam I had to kneel in a corner too!!!
how has Bart not told the cat story before....I'm on the same page as Nick, idk how dude hasn't ruj out of stories
MEEEEE TOO ANTHONY ON MY KNEES FACING THE WALL FOR HOURS unfortunately not even by my parents -,- however my mom would also get punished like this but by her stepdad and he would put rice or beans on the floor be on her knees along with her brother and not let them sleep throughout the night
Joe had the coolest childhood...minus all the beatings...
Is Anthony Viet??
I pray for Hannah for having joes kid 😂
Love🙌
Dude I thought Joe was crazy. Bart's no fucking different.
Hmmmm…. Notice the Asian punishments are similar. I did the hybrid of Anthony and nick. Pulling my ears while kneels. Only a few hours after getting hit with hot wheels tracks.
OMG. Nick’s parents must be related to mine since hotwheels tracks were the weapon of choice! 🤣
"gets a big whoop" starts crying "double the damage on whooping while yelling why you crying stop crying" never understood that logic growing up hahahahah like you could get whooped and not cry but they'll still continue to whoop you while saying "do you think you're tough now??"
JoJo's story cracked me up but I'm kind of surprised that he got to eat noodles anything really I got literally jumped in my driveway by unknown people I'm sitting there unconscious I wake up inside as soon as I wake up they start yelling at me the dude who was the leader of these people apparently I had been talking to his sister way too much he claimed that I had sexual relations with her nothing of the sort occurred I just talked to her we were kids I was 12 she was 13 this was in the 90s so 92 93 I believe I may be way off well he had told his parents that I molested his sister I said I didn't her brother was a straight-up bully I didn't even know what the word sex was or that it was even possible at the time but my parents didn't blame me but they still punished me for it they spanked me with a paddle they took away my bike and drove me to school from then until I was in the fifth grade minds you this continued across state I had moved from California at the time to Kansas City Missouri I had half of my 5th grade left to finish in Kansas City Missouri that place was quite different not a whole lot of rich people being little shyts but poor people being little shyts anyway I was a skinny little rail too they portioned my food too and put a padlock on the refrigerator Kansas City Missouri historic Northeast place was okay at the time kind of you could see the seedy shyt but it didn't really care about you or what you saw but nowadays not only does it care what you saw but them streets actually snitch that you saw something you shouldn't have
Whatever happened to the rest of the jk cast? I never see the OG anymore
Tiff and Julia don't work there anymore, David and Geo come on sometimes.
How is any of this action considered discipline?
More ladies guys.
Ear boy is lying
the intro is so harsh
Anthony is so lame and cool at the same time
:D
I'm the youngest of 8 by the time they got to me I rarely got in trouble and I did the worst shit 🤣. I have a question, since I'm fairly new here why do you call yourselves the careful boys?
Bro taika is going to get in so much trouble 😂
First
Get rid of Ryan
No, he's a good contributor to the conversation and the group.
Love Ryan, I align with a lot of his takes
:D