Off The Record: What Are Your Grossest Stories??

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @B0ngl3r
    @B0ngl3r 2 года назад +251

    Ryan has the wildest stories lmao. Dude is a legend, not just a dancer.

  • @JohnnyJohn1
    @JohnnyJohn1 2 года назад +75

    Whoever started doing these cold opens with Ryan stories is wild

  • @MALVURN
    @MALVURN 2 года назад +144

    ryan’s the type of friend I can’t be around too much cause of how much fuckery this guy just wanders into 😂

  • @sxhxlzxb
    @sxhxlzxb 2 года назад +78

    Ryan talks about this like it’s the most traumatizing experience compared to the other stories 😂

    • @thedouglaspodcast
      @thedouglaspodcast Год назад +1

      Dude. It is 💀 I’m traumatized just hearing it. Unfortunately, I’ve heard 10-15 other stories just like this 😩 (i have almost all guy friends lolol) skeezes me out every single time.. I cannot imagine being in that situation and THANK THE HOLY LORD JESUS, I never have been 🤣 every time my friends tell me something just like this.. idk how in tf they’re so chill about it. I’d literally d*e. I’d never recover. I couldn’t live with myself hahahah. Maybe it’s NBD to people but me? Uhhhhuh honey! *Please god,* don’t ever put me through something as traumatic as that, _ever._ 🤣

    • @thedouglaspodcast
      @thedouglaspodcast Год назад

      10:46 uhhhhh.. a UTfuckingI 🤮🤮🤮 actually he said odor.. that’s BV. Omfg. How do these women live with themselves?! I cannot 🤣

    • @thedouglaspodcast
      @thedouglaspodcast Год назад

      Bacterial Vaginosis*

  • @sofiatorres1132
    @sofiatorres1132 2 года назад +39

    Steve's reaction at 4:50 I must've replayed 20 times 😂

  • @brandoe7201
    @brandoe7201 2 года назад +40

    Ryan can write a book with all his wild stories lol

  • @la_michelle
    @la_michelle 2 года назад +6

    Lol I didn't know I did this. My "butt-dialed" these funds to you. I'm still okay this was done by accident. Thank you for the years of great content!
    LMAO I just finished watching this video and wow how perfect that my phone was on when I placed it in my butt pocket and sent funds without my knowledge.

  • @JustKiddingNews
    @JustKiddingNews  2 года назад +16

    Omg Steve at the end LOL holy crap

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 2 года назад +31

    Not to shame anyone who has bodily accidents but I'd be so embarrassed and if I was laughing, it would be because I'm trying to hide the embarrassment. I'm metaphorically jumping from the 10th floor.

  • @deeluvstee
    @deeluvstee 2 года назад +21

    Gorilla 🦍 on a Tightrope.. this needs to be on a T-Shirt. 😂

  • @Daisiabk
    @Daisiabk 2 года назад +50

    We can always depend on Ryan 🤣

  • @HOusEoFsiERRa
    @HOusEoFsiERRa 2 года назад +36

    If you're throwing a party in poop's house, don't be mad if poop shows up. 😅🤣😂

  • @MultiAwesomedude24
    @MultiAwesomedude24 2 года назад +18

    Been a huge fan since 2012. i came back in and out since 2020 but man you guys are still dope

  • @mflu4646
    @mflu4646 2 года назад +16

    Bro Ryan’s stories are fucking crazy as hell

  • @Tony_940
    @Tony_940 2 года назад +58

    Remember when everyone thought David's stories were always bs? It's weird because Ryan's stories seem even more next level but seems like we all like him as a person so no one really questions it even though some of it is just so outrageous lol

    • @chiapet2595
      @chiapet2595 2 года назад +32

      Something about the way David told his stories seemed like he was exaggerating to get a reaction or approval from the crew to seem cool/tough/whatever, the stories may be true but it is different compared to Ryan

    • @Tony_940
      @Tony_940 2 года назад +5

      @@chiapet2595 you mean the story about how David went into the apple store grabbed his iPhone and slammed it into the floor and challenged another person to a fight wasn’t real?

    • @c0rmagg
      @c0rmagg 2 года назад +23

      Because we can all pick up on signs when someone is being genuine and when others are not. Just like dude said above, David came off as trying to prove himself and always looked around for approval from the guys as he talked, jumping at the chance to try to prove himself as a hardass. Ryan comes off as super genuine and secure in his own skin and knows he’s accomplished and successful and he’s confident in his skills and abilities. And his stories aren’t consistently putting him in a positive light, whereas David’s stories always made him look like the cool, tough hero lol. Ryan comes off as trying to relay information to be a part of a conversation whereas David comes off as begging to be heard and accepted.

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 2 года назад

      @@chiapet2595 Bart did say in a video that David does talk big like he's trying to act all tough. When everyone thought Bart was joking when he said that David has morals and Joe had said David was a youth pastor. So, your assessment seems correct.

    • @whoisjai
      @whoisjai 2 года назад

      @@Tony_940 or the time he was pulled over by a cop who thought he was on his phone but he just happened to have a stain on his pants he was getting rid of while his phone was in his backpack in the trunk? Like yeah okay david

  • @CarlosCastillo-vt1oz
    @CarlosCastillo-vt1oz 2 года назад +15

    Ryans needs a movie ASAP

  • @mrjones422
    @mrjones422 2 года назад +2

    "Like a gorilla on a tightrope".... Wait, what?! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @OahuGrown92
    @OahuGrown92 2 года назад +17

    Joes face when everyone’s talking 😂

  • @DemonFox369
    @DemonFox369 2 года назад +16

    Aren’t you supposed to prep before ass stuff?

  • @elsieabu4821
    @elsieabu4821 2 года назад +2

    The irony when Joe said "it's pretty vanilla" i was pour vanilla into my cake batter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ITzWIGGL3Z
    @ITzWIGGL3Z 2 года назад +2

    Im just glad that in Ryan’s story nobody die 😂

  • @JoshuaPark505
    @JoshuaPark505 2 года назад +3

    If Joe and Bobby Lee do a collab of their adult video playlists I would pay for that. That might be too crazy and funny to pass up😂

  • @trishasmith3286
    @trishasmith3286 2 года назад +10

    Little did Ryan know she had been suffering from constipation for 6 months, 🤔

  • @sleepyhead27
    @sleepyhead27 2 года назад +6

    I love how Steve is sooo different now 😂😂😂😂

  • @joshschoof8733
    @joshschoof8733 2 года назад +5

    My ex wife and I had to prep a week before I could even get in let alone to be clean. How do people "just do it" like what!?

  • @FiveSubj3x6
    @FiveSubj3x6 Год назад

    ANTHONY rolling with the punches! Yeahhhhhhhh!!! We love it

  • @johnnycelis7318
    @johnnycelis7318 2 года назад +2

    i will pay for joe’s patron, i will support whatever this man does jo matter what

  • @andrewdiamante2266
    @andrewdiamante2266 2 года назад +2

    The first 19 seconds made me rethink my life's purpose. I was so confused

  • @bethnichols2875
    @bethnichols2875 2 года назад +2

    lolol this was hilarious!! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @midgetlucie
    @midgetlucie 2 года назад +1

    I wonder if it's because certain adult workers use red lights 😂😂😂. She might have been offended thinking you were looking at her like that 😂

  • @khevven5656
    @khevven5656 2 года назад +8

    Bro I can’t be watching jk while eating😭😭💀💀💀💀

    • @rofaca
      @rofaca 2 года назад +4

      Right?! But I always like to watch jk while I’m eating 😂

    • @kv-uo7jo
      @kv-uo7jo 2 года назад

      same!! LMFAO i had to keep pausing and takig a break LMFAO

    • @jkalo2232
      @jkalo2232 2 года назад

      I fr had to switch to another jk video

    • @cynn_thor
      @cynn_thor 2 года назад

      Me too halfway through finishing my fried rice. Finished anyways lol

  • @mattgarcia6631
    @mattgarcia6631 2 года назад

    Lmaoo nick had his mouth open for like a minute lol😂

  • @Rostam.
    @Rostam. 2 года назад +8

    I remember Joe's surprise gay suck from an older video!

  • @testing123.
    @testing123. 2 года назад +5

    Oo, she didn't know how to prep.

  • @prpapy07
    @prpapy07 2 года назад

    Great video while on my lunch brake..
    10/10 will do it again..

  • @testing123.
    @testing123. 2 года назад +1

    16:28 thief in the night

  • @CuongChanster
    @CuongChanster 2 года назад +1

    Ryan has the best stories

  • @mzkarma6751
    @mzkarma6751 2 года назад +4

    hey chris 💜

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 2 года назад +1

      I wonder if Cris is part of the crew now without knowing he's been hired.

    • @CrisSosa
      @CrisSosa 2 года назад +2

      I’m wondering the same 😆

  • @slightlynsfw
    @slightlynsfw 2 года назад +9

    i think i know who that ex is.....its Amber lol

    • @jay1jayf
      @jay1jayf 2 года назад +3

      amber who? I'm not up to date in the Quest Verse

    • @slightlynsfw
      @slightlynsfw 2 года назад +2

      @@jay1jayf Heard

    • @jay1jayf
      @jay1jayf 2 года назад +7

      @@slightlynsfw oh, it was a reference lmao.

  • @ritty44
    @ritty44 2 года назад +3

    Joe's picks in pink channel

  • @iDealMedley
    @iDealMedley 2 года назад +2

    lol deric poston as a guest would be fire lolol

  • @Sweettormentt
    @Sweettormentt Год назад

    Editor !! You can't be changing the scene the moment steve was showing us the photo of the guy Anthony was talking about 😭😭

  • @GYSMelanie5
    @GYSMelanie5 2 года назад

    Yessssss patreon!

  • @moisescastro2352
    @moisescastro2352 2 года назад

    Havent watched in year still so funny

  • @nullusvuide9226
    @nullusvuide9226 2 года назад

    Steve is the best

  • @richardbarba2736
    @richardbarba2736 2 года назад +1

    A A A Jo Koy got the best JKN stories lol

  • @Cuddizone
    @Cuddizone 2 года назад +1

    I was eating chocolate Ice cream when I started listening to this and I almost threw up

  • @sidesideful
    @sidesideful 2 года назад +1

    Ryan's story is traumatic 🤢 didn't know I wouldn't be able to handle this story

  • @thomascheung7087
    @thomascheung7087 2 года назад +7

    Joe needs to stop pretending he’s not clicking these weird ass pornos on purpose lol, if it pops up on your feed it means you were looking for it before 😂😂

  • @JesusMolina-nb7ui
    @JesusMolina-nb7ui 2 года назад

    Please joe do it 😂

  • @lyricallyinclined8159
    @lyricallyinclined8159 2 года назад +1

    OMG I have a very similar story to Ryan’s! 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @EmCeeVIET
    @EmCeeVIET 2 года назад

    im dying of laughter omg LOOL

  • @claireseibert1524
    @claireseibert1524 2 года назад +1

    New question for the hot seat. Does being attracted to the Grinch make you a furry.

  • @kiarademoner
    @kiarademoner 2 года назад

    Poor Anthony 😂

  • @evalee3599
    @evalee3599 2 года назад +1

    That xiao jidujiao baigui just doesn’t belong there

  • @a_mamj
    @a_mamj 2 года назад +1

    You mean siphoning

  • @GYSMelanie5
    @GYSMelanie5 2 года назад

    Top picks Joe! Gotta see them! Lol

  • @minatonamikaze9393
    @minatonamikaze9393 2 года назад +1

    Bro poo don’t smell bad until you meet one from a different body man. Pet own you should know

    • @TehxHope
      @TehxHope 2 года назад

      As gross as the story was, that’s true. You get used to your own smells, like your home. You don’t really notice the scent of your own home, but you smell the scent of other people’s homes. Other people’s 💩 will usually smell much worse to you

  • @grindtime7972
    @grindtime7972 2 года назад

    Phub should sponsor Joe. Lol

  • @Skrillabunny
    @Skrillabunny 2 года назад +2

    Lmfao😂

  • @John-zg3st
    @John-zg3st 2 года назад

    Beautiful

  • @jonasgomezgallardo1342
    @jonasgomezgallardo1342 2 года назад

    Ryan is just toxic form all these stories 😂

  • @Coolmist_
    @Coolmist_ 2 года назад

    Quest crew is more fun😂🤣

  • @el_cajetoo3544
    @el_cajetoo3544 2 года назад

    Show us the list joe

  • @pkruez2089
    @pkruez2089 2 года назад

    That intro. Wow.

  • @charleighbogodoohoff8619
    @charleighbogodoohoff8619 Год назад

    Please let joe do it

  • @jman570
    @jman570 2 года назад +2

    😂

  • @reverseopium
    @reverseopium 2 года назад

    I wanna see top picks

  • @Jiminie53421
    @Jiminie53421 2 года назад +1

    I feel like you gotta at do at least some prep no? Like at least telescope like Bart does 😂

  • @theSUBVERSIVE
    @theSUBVERSIVE Год назад

    that's not a code it's just common sense! you don't interchange the eff holes!!! WTF?! hahahahahaha...

  • @wengzkrizzei
    @wengzkrizzei Год назад

    Whooah.

  • @ItsLGLOVER
    @ItsLGLOVER 2 года назад +4

    :D

  • @treycampbell759
    @treycampbell759 2 года назад

    Natalie Mars is pretty hot, though.

  • @G3rry_G
    @G3rry_G 2 года назад +3

    Wtf

  • @johnlouieguban8733
    @johnlouieguban8733 2 года назад

    This is the video i can smell. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮