@@mortenoir1045 I understood the joke, but it was factually inaccurate and if it was corrected, it would have been better. They could have just replaved b3 with c3 or e3 (since the queen is on the d file)
I’m on youtube for ipad and it literally said ‘select the happiest face you see below’ with a list of 5 faces from happy to sad This looks like the ‘how satisfied are you with youtube today?’ thing so I’m wondering if a dev put that in to boost ratings 🤔
An anime channel I watch stopped making videos yesterday and in the post they had a pic of the anime girl fainted has in his profile pic so it just reminded me of it
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i deadass got banned from tinder for putting "above average pee pee size" in my bio. ok lol
notice me fainted senpai
As your mom said, lying is bad
Tinder doesn’t allow the truth
Fainted LMAOOOO
damn that sucks
Imagine getting friendzoned on tinder
Riceboi thats not what simp means
Tragic backstory.
@EliteNinjaS as seen on PUBG I was the 420th like 🤠
Big Oof
RIP for the brothers😔😔
I thought the mcqueen line was funny! Why was she so serious about it lmaooo
I agree, she didn’t need to be a bish
ikr like that was great
Agreed
She gonna regret that I hope
It just shows they wouldn't have been compatible with his humour and her seriousness
When he said.."Hey what's up cuties how y'all doing?" I literally almost died if corona doesn't kill me first then fainteds voice will XD
Ikr, I swear Fainted is making me question my sexuality. ♡(> ਊ
Im confused
@@kiaratoo couldn't agree mote
-Dude- Girl. He says that all the time. But if thats really you on your profile pic, than yes, you are cute.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯I still like it
*Gets friendzoned on Tinder*
Loneliness: *100*
HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say my videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear gets
@@AxxLAfriku lol i can't disagree with them
@1k so true
@@AxxLAfriku yeah I really understand them
AxxL I can agree with whoever is bullying you.
yk u hit rock bottom when u get friend zoned immediately without saying or doing anything
Fainted called me a cutie 🥰🥰
Gabriel Millin NO ME!!
@@gabrielrozakis1994 uno reverse
Hendrix Matthews no
Lol
No me!
I low key be taking notes from these vids
ZXNXL same
*so am i my child*
Only normals wont
1:28 that line could’ve gotten me any day
My favorite thing today wasnt sleeping no it was being called cutie by fainted
Me too
My son:
Ugh I don’t wanna go out.
Me:
*Well back when I was your age, I **_couldn’t_** go out.*
when the friendzone hits u even on tinder,it's time to try and discover if the window is as fragile as they say.
the lightning mcqueen pick up line would work on me..
5:42 when he doesn’t pronounce it right smh
Thank you!!! I thought I was the only one cause I couldn’t find anyone else that pointed this out
He meant to do that
Rush Hour wooosh
@@dreadedly he mispronounced the mispronunciation
@@bryannguyen8936 its woooosh with four o's
2:07 b3 doesnt allow the queen to move...
The joke
Your head
He wasn't moving his queen, he was making a move on the opponents queen lol
@Frisky
No, he just got whooshed
@@mortenoir1045 I understood the joke, but it was factually inaccurate and if it was corrected, it would have been better. They could have just replaved b3 with c3 or e3 (since the queen is on the d file)
@@yzjr3425 a D3, D4, C4 or E4 would all work but B3 is just straight up wrong. I think the person getting wooshed here is Morte Noir...
6:58
I died get this duck some grapes-
1:06 probably one of the best lines i've heard, going to try that one out
the ben and jen one was gold 😭😂
I’m on youtube for ipad and it literally said ‘select the happiest face you see below’ with a list of 5 faces from happy to sad
This looks like the ‘how satisfied are you with youtube today?’ thing so I’m wondering if a dev put that in to boost ratings 🤔
No, it was checking if you were a bot.
A bot was seeing if you liked this content and if it should recommend you videos like this more
"Do you watch Rick and Morty?"
"No lol"
"Strike one"
Me: I've watched the whole thing 5 times..
I FREAKING LOVE THIS!😂
The thumbnail is so true
Ok those 2 who were making quarantine puns deserve eachother.
1:30 ohh, so _you're_ the Andrew from the math equations!
the "me carrying this conversation" killed fainted my man I'm taking breakfast you can't do this
The first one was a real bruh moment ngl
«No, I'm not a snack machine» LMAO that just killed me
When he said " 6 inches ....pfff pathetic" i cried for two weeks😭😭😭😭😭
The queen still can’t move after b3.
Yay he said what’s up cutiessss !!!!!!
2:20 let’s just look at how long it takes them to respond to eachother
Haha
“If covid doesn’t take you out, can I?” Lol
Fainted: "What's up cuties"
Me: *Looks like something from Chernobyl*
Imagine actually getting matches, let alone messages on Tinder lol. Can’t be me.
yo some of these people use wayyy to much time on Tinder.. literal gods at tinder conversations.. LVL 9000 achieved
1:28 what do you mean? that pickup line was *_perfect_*
7:41 I feel personally attacked right now
2:54
Nobody:
Daddy Fainted: *Edinbruh*
5:27 Wow okay I feel personally attacked
Definitely one of the most funniest ones yet
B3 actually doesn't help u move the queen
7:09 she missed the opportunity to answer "I would let you put it in"
Imagine someone saying whats up cutie on tinder
1:59 is much funnier when you realise b3 doesn't open an avenue for the queen to move
0:50 that girl was on tik tok
dude fainted could run an ASMR channel
I live spirited away soo freaking much bro
Nobody:
fainted: Making everyone's quarantine better
07:40 - Are you speaking from experience?
4:28 IM dissapointed >:( tom nook is not a raccoon! he is a Tanuki smh my head
If u getting friend zoned I need tips I get thrown into limbo left to be forgotten
1:15 press f to pay respect
Me: gets an ad
The ad: *santa saying HOHOHO but in disturbing ways*
Who else got the ad
daddy fainted has called us cuties yet again 😍
I like how he uses the PewDiePie 2013 funny gaming montage transition sound.
Made my midnight better💜
imagine getting friendzoned
😔
That conversation about animal crossing was intense
Yeas, I need someone to ruin lives with 😩
You were playing csgo surfing in the endimg
5:35 I'm so disappointed your meant to say jay qwalin
I was watching some videos similar to this and I found this Pick up/funny line 5:34 I nearly died of laughter
I don’t suppose you have any grapes had me crying
fainted your channel got me fainted
2:06 soo actually after b3 u can't move queen and u making a room to play bishop and this is KING's indian opening
He said “what’s up cuties” I feel loved ❤️
I loved the chess pick up line :D
Fainted being a weirdo on Tinder and gets banned 😂😂
“You want to watch Rick and Morty?”
“No”
“Strike 1”
Dude they’re eliminated for such foolishness
My man said "6 inches is that all you got" 😂😂😂😂😂
6:48 there is litterly someone in my discord who took the grape meme so far to the point where he acts like a duck all day saying got any grapes
What is the girl in fainteds pfp I feel like I've seen it before is it the girl from spirited away??
I'm gonna cancel my Spotify subscription because it looks like they failed to list you as the hottest single of the month👌
3:36 that is b e a u t i f u l
FAINTED SAID WHATS UP CUTIES FAINTED SAID WHATS UP CUTIES!!
I searched up "guy drops slice of ham on cat's face" and then this popped up
1:30 -1:54 SHIT JUST WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL FRICCING QUICK
I laughed for wayyy too long because of the duck one
Am I the only one that noticed you can’t make a move for the queen if you played B3
HE CALLED US CUTIES
I miss how is twitter free :((((
Just realized your profile pic si from the anime "Spirited away"...Took me a while to remember, I thought for over 6 months your pic was familiar
McQueen- that shit had me dead
Are you lightening because I want to make you my Queen 😎...Damn that's a hard punchline
we.. need... moree!
5:40 you can’t say it right....I’m assuming you don’t get the joke 👀
So close to 900k subs
When I saw the mcqueen line I thought it would be like mccream
My tinder is so dry I can use it for fire wood.
Bruhhh fainted seems soo sweet
2:00
S M O O T H MY GOSH
2:59 - "Edinbruh"
An anime channel I watch stopped making videos yesterday and in the post they had a pic of the anime girl fainted has in his profile pic so it just reminded me of it
I LOVE YOUUU
Fainted needs 1 mil 🥺
That’s worth 3 strikes
Watching these kinda vid, idk if I should laugh or be sad
B3 does not make space to move the queen...but it helps u move the bishop tho...
Where’s how’s twitter free?
I need to recover from the duck one
I lowkey yelled at my friend because she said she wasn't subscribed to Fainted---