I believe you summoned the Mammoth God. A rare occurrence for the Mammoth God to show himself to someone but he heard the call of his blessed woolly children.
This has made me realize how far mods have come. Also if anyone's wondering about how size works (in modern tabs, not sure it was the same back then), health gets changed by (Health) x (Size²), meaning that a unit with 100 health and 2x size would actually have 400 health. Also works when shrinking, meaning that a unit with 100 health and 0.5x size would actually have 25 health.
You see a normal looking mammoth walking towards you. you and your team ready your spears. Suddenly the mammoth stops. It starts staring at your team. You hear a noise. Then ballista bolts start shooting out of its eyes rapidly like laser vision. You manage to flee, your team dead and you traumatized. "I will never go mammoth hunting again" you say to yourself. In middle of your rest you hear a noise. You awaken to the mammoth staring at you. You see a bolt fly towards you as time slows. 'This is it' you think. Suddenly a light shines down from above as the mighty hay bale army appears out of nowhere and deflect the bolt. The hay bale army kills the mammoth. What looks to be the leader of the army looks over to you "Mate I think you smoked too much weed" he says. Then the image fades, you are in a room with your pals from high school smoking weed "mate you just went into a trance there and pissed your pants" your friend jimmy says. (I don't know what it's like to be high but I imagine it like this)
Can you give something Zeus (lightning) and Bone Mage? Also, here is something that I would like CaptainSauce to see just for him to know, but since I’m commenting, feel free to read this: Sauce has, for real, cured my depression. No lie. If you are seeing this, CaptainSauce, keep up the good work. 1.1m is GREAT for you and I feel proud of you. I was subbed at 400K and I never thought you can get this far. When I started watching the video, I could tell you had a great time playing this. Personally, I love the video. You definitely deserve more subs. I'm supposed to get to sleep early because I have one of those state testing things, but I don't know if i will get a good sleep because this video came out at 9:00, and you are my favorite RUclipsr.
"Which would you rather fight? A Mammoth sized hobbit. *Baby mammoth*"YIPEEE YIPEE Ora hobbit sized mammoth?" *The giant hobbit*IM BOUTA KICK YOU *loses* Or maybe you kick Me*
I call this *the door of Valhalla* : Map : the ice map with the giant door 1 mammoth 10 Minotaur 20 Valkyrie 30 ice archers Vs What ever you need to open the door
KING: Royal Engineer! How goes the construction of my combination ballista-catapult? ENGINEER: Um... we have all the catapults, m'lord. K: So it worked so well you constructed more of them? Splendid! E: Er, no. It works terribly. K: Oh. E: And I only built the one. K: Wait, but you said- E: -that we have all the catapults. And we do. K: How? E: It multiplied. K: It... multiplied. E: It multiplied in an expanding sphere of twitching horror. K: ... E: I need a thousand barrels of oil. We're going to set that devilish monstrosity alight and pray that it's not too late. K: Have you been drinking again? E: ...maybe.
I call this battle the; "I wish I had a good name for this tabs battle" Red team: 1 King, size .7, who has 2 squire swords (The King's son. his father died) he's surrounded by 6 Knights, He has 10 priests who are shielded by 13 archers, 2 catapults, and 1 mace spinner leading 9 squires, the 10th one showed up with the executioner's axe, and the executioner showed up with the King's sword. Blue team: 1 Zeus who throws snakes, 15 hoplites with seressa spears/ shields, 20 shield men, 20 seressa's who throw lightning, and then a big, steroid bull showed up with 1427 hp and started raving against the king. And then 10 snake archers showed up carrying ice bows and hoplite spears. Everybody, please like so CaptainSauce see's. P.S. Cap' you are amazing, and I'd like you to wait at least 6 months before you stop tabs gameplay. Also, I saw in the custom units, a certain giant, goofy, titan unit who I'd like you to include in the next video. \=)
I'm guessing what's happening is that most of the attack characteristics we've come to associate with certain units are actually coded into their weapons, so for example the Artemis case, anyone using the Artemis bow(s) would be able to rapid fire volleys of arrows, it's not an ability inherent to the Artemis unit. Orientation of the weapon however does depend on the unit, as that's where the physics engine comes into play and is why you occasionally get units that drop their weapons prematurely (the grip fks up for a split second). I suppose this in effect kinda means for the most part, the weapons are what defines a unit, not the unit itself, if you get what I mean? Kinda disappointing, but it's what allowed the halflings to know how to use the pitchforks when you gave them those cute buggers. However, what is coded where still isn't certain, so you can still discover interesting ways to mix and match abilities and units. For example, the scarecrow bit you tried, maybe it would work if it's only one hand banjo and other hand throw - crows? That's only if you want to try it again, of course. As for the size; maybe the size factors into the attack, like maybe the volume or whatever dictates size in the coding is multiplied by the unit's base attack power to get its regular punching power (which could be interesting to have put into the code in the first place, since the game does spawn units of varying sizes), and I think it looks like overall health might be affected too? Which also raises the question, if the weapon's attack is a standard number, or if it's affected by the unit's size too? (Sorry for the super long comment, got a little overexcited about the mod and the possibilities :P If you do manage to read through the whole thing, hopefully it might spark some inspiration for another hilarious episode. Regardless, glad you're at least having tons of fun making TABS videos, as much as we love watching them. Thanks for all the videos, it always brightens my day to see that notification from YT!
Thunder Storm: 50 Valkyries with Thunder Bolts vs Ice Storm: 50 Valkyries with Ice Arrows Lets Rock Captain S.!!!! Like so Capt. can see this also right a reply and say what u think
I believe you summoned the Mammoth God. A rare occurrence for the Mammoth God to show himself to someone but he heard the call of his blessed woolly children.
Go snuffys be free
What if he steps on a person-
Also he just destroyed the universe lol
The god of tusk, the thiccness of fur, the markings of a god, god snuffy
@@diamondrobo4935 truly the greatest of gods!
This has made me realize how far mods have come. Also if anyone's wondering about how size works (in modern tabs, not sure it was the same back then), health gets changed by (Health) x (Size²), meaning that a unit with 100 health and 2x size would actually have 400 health. Also works when shrinking, meaning that a unit with 100 health and 0.5x size would actually have 25 health.
oh so thats why if i make sm big and low hp it stilll gets a high price
You know this game's getting crazy when Cap turns Snuffy into a kaiju.
The giant Shield bearer is probably the unit that made Cap laugh the hardest.
Nah, I’d say the cave mammoth
it was clearly the giant shield bearer
I'd say the giant flying halflings (someone come to this comment a year later)
@@B7bbano. The best you’ll get is 3 weeks
Finally someone that ain't clickbaiting about giant units, thanks captain!
HOBITIIIIIIFIRE
Its July now welcome to ice giants,tree giants,and samurai giants
@@Kojinotinhere oh yeah.. that.
@@Kojinotinhere yeah
....thaaattt...
@@Kojinotinhere now it opens if you were talking about heaven/hell
17:31 how the ice age really happened
“pardon the morbid curiosity”
it’s going to be a great video 😂
1:21
“LEEEEES GOOOOOOO BROOOOOOOOOOOOO”
-Tiny Mammoth
If ur a quiet kid why r u screamin ? 😂😂😂😂
@@bongdimalanta8832 it was the tiny mammoth not him
Thats not a hobbit sized mammoth its a clam sized mammoth
He’s boucin
You see a normal looking mammoth walking towards you. you and your team ready your spears. Suddenly the mammoth stops. It starts staring at your team. You hear a noise. Then ballista bolts start shooting out of its eyes rapidly like laser vision. You manage to flee, your team dead and you traumatized. "I will never go mammoth hunting again" you say to yourself. In middle of your rest you hear a noise. You awaken to the mammoth staring at you. You see a bolt fly towards you as time slows. 'This is it' you think. Suddenly a light shines down from above as the mighty hay bale army appears out of nowhere and deflect the bolt. The hay bale army kills the mammoth. What looks to be the leader of the army looks over to you "Mate I think you smoked too much weed" he says. Then the image fades, you are in a room with your pals from high school smoking weed "mate you just went into a trance there and pissed your pants" your friend jimmy says.
(I don't know what it's like to be high but I imagine it like this)
WOW
It's amazing
Cool story
Felt like I was actually there!
Wow that was lit lol
4:30 be like "WHY DID YOU DELETE MY PATREON??" "I LOVE KOMBUCHA!!"
R.I.P
The Army of Balistas and Catapaults
"You were so good!!!"
2019-2019
Awbhoukagvooz
5:55 i died when the shield bearer fell and sauce died of laughter 😂😂
It took me 10 minutes tongued this video for that part
Poor guy
Might be laggy
3x the size of the haybayler
Vs
20 artemis
Yessss
Hay baler wins because hay blocks any projectile
Sans the skeleton There are Headshots and if alot of arrows go to one place it will go through
Ouch
@Sir cheems the hay ale they are wearing are considered as a weapon so it won’t grow with it
10 Artimists vs 75 hay guy.
The thousand arrows vs the perfect shield.
its artemis and gay guy
Lol
Can you give something Zeus (lightning) and Bone Mage?
Also, here is something that I would like CaptainSauce to see just for him to know, but since I’m commenting, feel free to read this:
Sauce has, for real, cured my depression. No lie. If you are seeing this, CaptainSauce, keep up the good work. 1.1m is GREAT for you and I feel proud of you. I was subbed at 400K and I never thought you can get this far.
When I started watching the video, I could tell you had a great time playing this. Personally, I love the video. You definitely deserve more subs. I'm supposed to get to sleep early because I have one of those state testing things, but I don't know if i will get a good sleep because this video came out at 9:00, and you are my favorite RUclipsr.
@Alex Taylor Twinsies
There's no cure to depression, soooooo yeah
same. I saw the one million mark and I freaked out
h a h a w o b l o c k pfp h a h a srsly thats e p i c m8 reel epic m8 epic m8 m8 epic.
@Pie Hampshire
Uhhh
You know how soup cures sicknesses? Well, sauce cures my depression. But, only CaptainSauce can cure TheWorldNoob.
Revenge of the Lilliputians: an army of tiny halflings + one regular sized bard vs. Huge Farmer unit
5 years ago
I feel old now
New Unit: Power of the Gods.
A Valkyre.
Right hand: Zeus thunderbolt.
Left hand: Artemis bow.
I maybe be a bit late but that’s a cool idea I’m making it in modern tabs
Nah your not late your on time
12:43 CaptainSauce, You be nice to that world. Now say sorry.
@GamerTheGodAtRoblox rUdE
8:17 me when I see a colony of ants on the floor
Underrated
LLLLLLLOOOOLLLLLLLL
Same
What you turn into Micheal Jackson
Me: 2:19
Woah! Hey Cap, you got on trending for gaming! You have come a long way from 100k. Keep up the good work!
The most I ever heard captain sauce laugh( Quick someone get the Guinness world record book)
I was just about to write a comment about his laugh
He laughed more times in this video then most others. Also he broke the game like more then 10 times in one episode and that's a captain sauce record.
📖 page 265!
Got it
THX FOR 129 LIKES
The first time I heard captain belly laugh 5:55 I died laughing too.
4:21 when u can't find ur phone
Lol
lol
4:21 🦣
Custom unit, Great Minotaur
Double health, slightly bigger,
DUAL AXES
I thought that was God punishing Sauce for breaking the geometry of this game😂😆
69 nice
Request: Attack On Titan
Red: 15 regular Squires, 1 2.5 sized halfling
Blue: 1 3.5 sized halfling
Map: Any
Flyingman nah not squires shoguns they jump and cut
Hobbits at 2:25: We must go, our world needs us.
4:21 is where greatness happens
Battle idea:
artemis vs a bunch of catapults
Will the arrows stop the boulders mid air?
It should be
they would
but only in a 1v1
Battle of the ants:
Tiny hobbits (Haflings) vs Artemis (Normal Size)
"Which would you rather fight?
A Mammoth sized hobbit.
*Baby mammoth*"YIPEEE YIPEE
Ora hobbit sized mammoth?"
*The giant hobbit*IM BOUTA KICK YOU
*loses*
Or maybe you kick
Me*
DO CUPID, VALKRIE WITH MAX HEALTH AND ARTEMIS BOW ONLY ONE oops, sry caps
Vote so sauce cabn see itttt
Binny Liu no
You saw that you did caps... you do know there’s a backspace button
That would be op
This isnt facebook
Cool idea
When the Artemis shot ice arrows at the cavemen, I couldn’t stop laughing...
It’s the Ice Age!
This is the hardest I ever heard captainsauce laugh whoever made this thank you it made tabs twice as better
I call this *the door of Valhalla* :
Map : the ice map with the giant door
1 mammoth 10 Minotaur 20 Valkyrie 30 ice archers
Vs
What ever you need to open the door
Brawlhalla
I have the gold forged rayman
no sense of humor guy ya know Valhalla is Norse not Greek I mean you could switch the minotaur with a head butter holding a staff=Odin
@@baconboi3540 don't break the ambience...
@@baconboi3540 pls...
5:48 the greatest captainsauce laugh ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am on a mobile phone, and I can tell you those hobbits are almost exactly a pixel
My soul is NOT SOMETHING YA WANT
Milo Swanson I don’t care if it’s from a demon or a piece of trash, I’ll take it
i agree, and if you set it to the higest pixel count, you might get 2 pixels
The Lucksman yep
BEGONE MONSTER!!
YOU DON'T BELONG ON THIS WORLD!!!!
5:59 the end of every peppa pig episode be like
Heavy weighted companion cube yup
Stroketime
Do Zeus with his lighting bolt in one hand and Artemis bow in the other hand
Squidpie19 : what have you just wished upon this accursed world. NO ONE should have so much power!!!
@@Kng-hv2qb maybe he could do it on the halfhing
That mammoth that was so big be like
Giant mammoth: I see no god up here, OTHER THAN ME
😐😐😐
I get that meme
Right
Oh my ggod
Snuffy, destroyer of worlds.
0:17 It's like some kind of super-attack in some game. Which is called the foot of the mammoth god😂😂😂
everybody gangsta until the hobbits start ascending
KING: Royal Engineer! How goes the construction of my combination ballista-catapult?
ENGINEER: Um... we have all the catapults, m'lord.
K: So it worked so well you constructed more of them? Splendid!
E: Er, no. It works terribly.
K: Oh.
E: And I only built the one.
K: Wait, but you said-
E: -that we have all the catapults. And we do.
K: How?
E: It multiplied.
K: It... multiplied.
E: It multiplied in an expanding sphere of twitching horror.
K: ...
E: I need a thousand barrels of oil. We're going to set that devilish monstrosity alight and pray that it's not too late.
K: Have you been drinking again?
E: ...maybe.
Snakes On A Plain
Large Artemis(s) firing 2 snake bows!
Mamooths were extinct by a 15 times bigger mammoth that crushed them all
2:18 your laugh always makes my day, just seeing you smile is always making me laugh (not at you but with you :))
Fidget Spinners Vs Children
10 Mini Mace Spinners (Fidget Spinners)
20 Halfings (Children)
Ernestas Kriunas e
Ice Arrow-Shooting Valkyries Against A Balista-Firing Mamouths... [Maybe 10 Valkyries Against 1 Giant Mamouth]
I wheezed when the hobbits started flying hahahaha 😂🤣
ewwwwwww
@@alexandrarussell5240 ??
Yuck
7:34 - 7:38 *Tap Dances*
*A few seconds later*
Blue Guy: *Tap Dances even more by running*
Cave Stuffy: *Hey I wanna join*
5:55
This Man is having a heart attack!!!
Yes
More like a seizure
My brother after seeing the torture dance on 2x speed
@@lazyliongames5858 JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!
SEEEIIIIZUREEEE
5:55 HE IS HAVING A SEIZURE
2:25
•Hobbits have left the chat
Cave mammoth or floating hobbits whos funnier
Like mammoth
Commenthobbet
whos gunner what ? i liked but i dont know how to commet
its sill spelt comment not commet
@@AnyEthan fixed it i think
@@myboomermotherisbeatingme753 good enough
I have ... never... ever heard cap laugh as hard as he did then 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I had to stop @ 11:57 to recoup was laughing THAT hard
I miss trump,hillary and chicken man man
Never forget dark peasent.
Anna Rubinchik yeah
Me too
Dragon Bro ikr tho
Dragon Bro me too
*Sobbing/laughing:* Everything I do breaks
Replace thing with one
Randomizer LOL
.............wut?
Also probably having a stroke at the same time
SAME
The shield bearer was just trying to cover his "chandelier"!🤣
17:39 this is how the ice age started
copied comment from blastifyi
@@frtruck yes
They always are, and almost always will be
Artemis mammoth😲😲😲😲😲
you have done it,
you have created the snuffyzilla
8:20 When there's a spider and your working up the balls to kill it.
This is what the old tabs were like I love it
Captain Sauce: makes a video
Everybody: drops what their doing and clicks the video and fights to get to the comments first
So true tho
13:02 was because the unit wasnt technically a unit and the unit counter did not go up.
Captainsauce:where are you going?
Farmers:goodbye fellow humans my people need me!!!!
Your doin good as a RUclipsr keep up the good work may god bless you 😁👑👌🏾
Jaidlen Green you made a typo, the sauce IS GOD
May Zeus bless his gameplay
I call this battle the; "I wish I had a good name for this tabs battle"
Red team: 1 King, size .7, who has 2 squire swords (The King's son. his father died) he's surrounded by 6 Knights, He has 10 priests who are shielded by 13 archers, 2 catapults, and 1 mace spinner leading 9 squires, the 10th one showed up with the executioner's axe, and the executioner showed up with the King's sword.
Blue team: 1 Zeus who throws snakes, 15 hoplites with seressa spears/ shields, 20 shield men, 20 seressa's who throw lightning, and then a big, steroid bull showed up with 1427 hp and started raving against the king. And then 10 snake archers showed up carrying ice bows and hoplite spears.
Everybody, please like so CaptainSauce see's.
P.S. Cap' you are amazing, and I'd like you to wait at least 6 months before you stop tabs gameplay. Also, I saw in the custom units, a certain giant, goofy, titan unit who I'd like you to include in the next video. \=)
Hey! can you put on red:
2 lowest sized mammoths with max health
and on blue:
1 zues...
YES
8:29 it looks like he’s dancing and about to hee-hee and steal some little children 😂
His laugh is so contagious! I just love it!
To make a pincushion
Tiny Artemis vs tons of giant haflings
8:08 Watching on a phone: Can confirm there was literally no change in the left half of the screen
Actually, there was but you had to be in 720p. And it was barely noticeable
I'm on my laptop and could barely see them. XD Not even a pixel big when fullscreen.
Me to
That small snuffy was the cutest thing I have ever seen
8:42 that Hobbit on the floor didn’t get enough sleep
I'm guessing what's happening is that most of the attack characteristics we've come to associate with certain units are actually coded into their weapons, so for example the Artemis case, anyone using the Artemis bow(s) would be able to rapid fire volleys of arrows, it's not an ability inherent to the Artemis unit. Orientation of the weapon however does depend on the unit, as that's where the physics engine comes into play and is why you occasionally get units that drop their weapons prematurely (the grip fks up for a split second).
I suppose this in effect kinda means for the most part, the weapons are what defines a unit, not the unit itself, if you get what I mean? Kinda disappointing, but it's what allowed the halflings to know how to use the pitchforks when you gave them those cute buggers. However, what is coded where still isn't certain, so you can still discover interesting ways to mix and match abilities and units. For example, the scarecrow bit you tried, maybe it would work if it's only one hand banjo and other hand throw - crows? That's only if you want to try it again, of course.
As for the size; maybe the size factors into the attack, like maybe the volume or whatever dictates size in the coding is multiplied by the unit's base attack power to get its regular punching power (which could be interesting to have put into the code in the first place, since the game does spawn units of varying sizes), and I think it looks like overall health might be affected too? Which also raises the question, if the weapon's attack is a standard number, or if it's affected by the unit's size too?
(Sorry for the super long comment, got a little overexcited about the mod and the possibilities :P If you do manage to read through the whole thing, hopefully it might spark some inspiration for another hilarious episode. Regardless, glad you're at least having tons of fun making TABS videos, as much as we love watching them. Thanks for all the videos, it always brightens my day to see that notification from YT!
French revolution
Farmers 50
Vs
Squire's 10
Knights 5
King
go crazy ahhhh go stupid ahhhh
4:20
SAND HELP! HELPPPPPP!
5:40
R.I.P
Stuffy
"Never Forget"
2019-2019
Is snuffy
Gamer Kai what?
It's snuffy
R.I.P
STUFFY
"forever remember"
2020-2020
8:07 I have been scrolling through the comment section and have yet to meet a "that's what she said" joke
Hearing Cap laugh is always a good moment that makes me smile, no matter how I feel
Love to see the latest news oooo
That is so true
Thanks for making my day that much better
Suchvtk ml my du j huh gdg G’s s as vb?
@@neoTRUNKSY ?
Battle idea: an army of valkyries with minotaur grab VS. an army of tiny mammoths
I'm curious if they could pick up the mammoths😂
It's second breakfast, and you can't forget afternoon tea, luncheon, and brinner. I know I'm obsessed.
Lord of The Ring for life BIIIIIIT. I can't curse
R.I.P
Snuffy and Cave Snuffy
"Never Forget"
2019-2019
This is the inspiration for the unit creator, what if this mod works with custom units???
This is not inspiration for the unit creator.
5:58 he's having a seisure, we need to help him!
"Snuffy was the imposter, 0 imposters left, crew mates win"
Thunder Storm: 50 Valkyries with Thunder Bolts
vs
Ice Storm: 50 Valkyries with Ice Arrows
Lets Rock Captain S.!!!! Like so Capt. can see this also right a reply and say what u think
Its pretty good acually
6:07 me trying to get out of bed
POV: you are an ant getting almost stomped on by a human
0:25
Grim Reaper Executioner with 1000 hp With Harvesters weapon
Umm
@@polo864 no
@@gabrielanims8697 yes
dumey
This must happen!! 😳😲🤭 and name him “Death”
10 hoplites with a pitchfork instead of spear vs 20 clubbers
Naked Zeus Vs 100 Of Maximum Health Naked Quarterlings
Giant Zeus vs valkir
100 valkir
Well I'm from the future and your comment got into the next TABS mod video and let me just say
You need to see it for yourself
You have some odd sexual fantasies.
@@jss4726 I don't see it.
That mamoth stuck in the cave was so funny. i nearly DIED from laughter
15:10"Ohit workssss" me:"wow thatssurprising"
CaptionSauce: I wish they added attack speed and damage
Mod Makers: Write that down write that down
Who's CaptionSauce?
@@luneer_ its CaptainSauce's Long lost brothere
@@tinasomeone229 Then who's Captain Salsa?
What happens to the wobbly horse
1 👍🏻= 1 respect paid to the wobbly horse
Ohh I'm sorry I disappointed you
you chose the wrong channel. just comment "like for so guys we did it in 2019 remastered and remade" on another youtuber's channel.
Captainsauce : laughing
Hobbit : naw ima head back to heaven
The knights have a cross on them like the crusaders
DEUS VULT
Topaz 13 DEUS VULT!
@@danthiel8623 DEUS VULT
DEUS VOLT INFIDEL
DEUS LO VULT
@@theignoramuspodcast6757 DEUS VULT
2:10 the hobits are going to heaven
We all know where captainsauce is sending them